Random Potion

Result

Roll on "Title" of Roll on "Effect" The potion's effect is Roll on "Strength"

The potion is contained in Roll on "Container", and looks Roll on "Appearance 1" with Roll on "Appearance 2" Its texture is Roll on "Texture" The potion smells Roll on "Taste", but tastes Roll on "Taste".

The container Roll on "Label"

Subcharts

Title (d10)

d10 Result

1

Potion

2

Elixir

3

Draught

4

Vial

5

Philter

6

Tonic

7

Brew

8

Ichor

9

Juice

10

Concoction

Effect (d100)

d100 Result

1

Healing. It instantly regenerates some health when drank.

2

Vigor. Gives temporary health when drank.

3

Vitality. It slowly regenerates health over a period of some hours.

4

Might. It gives a bonus to attack rolls after drinking.

5

Courage. Gives immunity to fear and some temporary inspiration.

6

Giant Strength. It gives the user much more strength.

7

Flame Resistance. It gives resistance to fire damage.

8

Cold Resistance. It gives resistance to cold damage.

9

Necro Resistance. Gives resistance to necrotic damage.

10

Radiant Resistance. Gives resistance to radiant damage.

11

Stoneskin. Gives resistance to martial damage.

12

Acid Resistance. Gives resistance to acid.

13

Lightning Resistance. Gives resistance to lightning damage.

14

Succubus Charm. Makes the drinker irresistible to nearby people.

15

Shielding. Gives the user a magical shield of energy.

16

Flame Breath. Gives the user fire breath for a short time.

17

Growth. Makes the user double in size.

18

Shrinking. Makes the user half in size.

19

Comprehension. Lets the user understand all languages.

20

Fertility. Makes the user very fertile, almost certain to make a baby under its effects!

21

Intimidation. Gives the user a huge booming voice that terrifies those around.

22

Luck. It gives the user a temporary boost to luck.

23

Mana. Gives the user more magical power to cast with.

24

Arcane. Gives the user more powerful spells.

25

Animal form. Makes the user turn into a random animal.

26

Dreams. Makes the user get lost in a hallucinary dream world of their perfect dream.

27

Nightmares. Makes the user get lost in a hallucinary dream world of their worst nightmares.

28

Stamina. Gives the user more stamina and constitution.

29

Fleet foot. Makes the user have more speed.

30

Knowledge. Increases the users intelligence temporarily.

31

The Bard. Increases the users charisma temporarily.

32

Disguise. Changes the users form to a disguised form of any race and appeance.

33

Feast. Removes all hunger and thirst from the target.

34

Youth. Makes the user grow some years younger.

35

Age. Makes the user grow some years older.

36

Furnace. Makes the user radiate with a damaging aura.

37

Eagle Sight. Gives the user strong vision and a bonus to perception.

38

Health. Cures all diseases and illnesses.

39

Invulnerability. Freezes the user in stasis that makes them immune to damage but they cannot move or act.

40

Riddle-Be-Gone. Gives the user the answer to a single riddle.

41

Horrifying appearance. Makes the user look more ugly for a time.

42

Beautiful appearance. Makes the user appear more attractive for a time.

43

Swordsmanship. Makes the user more effective and versatile with a blade.

44

Bowmanship. Makes the user more effective with a bow or ranged weapon.

45

Nymph Breath. Gives water breathing.

46

Midas. Makes the user turn things to gold.

47

Berserker. Makes the user rage with great strength.

48

Utter Hatred. Makes the user have bonuses against a particular type of enemy.

49

Oracle. Lets the user divinate the future.

50

Demonic Leech. Heals a portion of all damage the user deals.

51

Fey Nature. Lets the user become one with animals and nature around them.

52

Tracelessness. Makes the user very hard to follow.

53

Gracefulness. Makes the user have a better acrobatics skill.

54

Goblin Climb. Gives the user a bonus to climbing.

55

Dead Ringer. Makes the user appear completely dead to all magic.

56

One Leafed Clover. Gives the user worst luck.

57

Possession. Lets the user gain control of a nearby creature, their body comatosed while they do.

58

Owls Wake. Makes the user need no sleep for a time.

59

Hawks Flight. Lets the user fly.

60

Peace. Makes the user very calm and unable to harm others.

61

Rejuvenation. Heals a single scar or bad injury on the user such as a missing arm.

62

Sphinxes Truth. Makes the user tell the truth.

63

Serpent Tongue. Makes the user only able to lie.

64

Navigation. Makes the user unable to get lost and find where they need.

65

Hook Horror. The users hands become sharp weaponised blades.

66

Kismet. Makes the enemies take damage as they deal it to the user.

67

Invisibility. Makes the user invisible.

68

Wild magic. Taps into wild magic making an absolutely random thing happen.

69

Fame. Makes the user more famous.

70

Goats Trek. Makes the user immune to the toils of long travels and bad weather.

71

Gargoyle Toughness. Increases the users constitution.

72

Atomic Clock. Lets the user know the exact tme and date.

73

Transmutation. Lets the user have the ability to change somethings properties.

74

Iron Skin. Turns the users skin to metal giving them many resistances.

75

Sex Change. Changes the users gender.

76

Race Change. Changes the users race.

77

Musical Breath. Makes the user say everything in song, and fey music follows them in the air.

78

Utter Understanding. Makes the user know very intimately about one exact thing. Random, or they can decide.

79

Split Form. The user turns into two or three tiny versions of themselves and controls them all.

80

Flavour. Makes anything and everything taste amazing!

81

Glimmer. Makes the user and its gear instantly clean and as good looking as possible.

82

Love. Makes the user and someone else fall in love.

83

Poison. Poisons the user, weakening them.

84

Rebirth. Resurrects the user if they die soon after drinking.

85

Elemental form. Turns the user to an elemental form relevant to their personality.

86

True form. Turns the user into a familiar like creature similar to their personality.

87

Gods Touch. Gives the user a holy connection to their god or fiendish deity.

88

Antidepressant. Does what it says on the tin.

89

Ghostly Form. Makes the user intangible and able to phase through objects.

90

Artisans Skill. Gives the user skill in a particular art temporarily.

91

Godly form. Improves all stats.

92

Bless Weapon. Makes the users weapons do more damage.

93

Euphoria. Makes the user feel amazing and trip out.

94

Bodyguard. Creates a spectral bodyguard for a short time who obeys orders.

95

Babelfish. Lets the user speak any language but not understand it.

96

Preservation. Stops whatever its poured on from rotting or degrading

97

Fear. Makes the user terrified.

98

Night vision. Gives the ability to see in the dark.

99

Tracking. Lets the user track an enemy.

100

Cure-all. Cures any status effects.

Strength (d10)

d10 Result

1

regular, with a slight side effect: Roll on "Side Effects"

2

regular, with no side effects.

3

regular, with a strong side effect: Roll on "Side Effects"

4

minor, with a strong side effect: Roll on "Side Effects"

5

minor, with a slight side effect: Roll on "Side Effects"

6

major, with a strong side effect: Roll on "Side Effects"

7

major, with a small side effect: Roll on "Side Effects"

8

almost nonexistent, with an incredibly strong side effect: Roll on "Side Effects"

9

temporary but strong. It wears off quickly.

10

seemingly permanent.

Side Effects (d100)

d100 Result

1

Nothing bad at all!

2

Puts the user to sleep.

3

Rapid hair growth all over the body.

4

Bleeding from the eyes.

5

Vivid hallucinations.

6

Flashbacks of your own eventual demise.

7

Causes the user's skin to crack and appear distorted.

8

Causes spots to grow on the skin.

9

Diarrhea.

10

Vomiting.

11

Blurred Vision.

12

Blindness.

13

Deafness.

14

Mutism.

15

Health loss via rapid bleeding.

16

A sudden horrific accent.

17

The irresistible urge to dance.

18

The hearing of demons.

19

Loss of balance.

20

Everything tasting like dirt for some time.

21

Excessive drooling.

22

Loss of intelligence.

23

Loss of strength.

24

Loss of speed.

25

Loss of charisma.

26

Genuine happiness.

27

Hunger.

28

Thirst.

29

Trouble breathing.

30

Sudden Moustache.

31

Poisoning.

32

Petrification.

33

Stunning.

34

Immobilisation.

35

Increased libido.

36

Fidgeting.

37

Itchiness.

38

Rashes.

39

Attracts bears.

40

The user is magically covered in dirt.

41

Horrifying stench.

42

Baldness.

43

Swelling.

44

Loss of a random item.

45

Curses.

46

Damage.

47

Weakness to a magical damage type.

48

Weakness to physical damage.

49

Feelings of Guilt.

50

Feelings of Anxiety.

51

Feelings of Shame.

52

Sneezing.

53

Uncontrollable crying.

54

Need to sing heroic music.

55

Urge to hug.

56

Kleptomania.

57

Burping.

58

Loss of smell.

59

Insomnia.

60

Paranoia.

61

Bad luck.

62

Summons imps that want to kill you.

63

Summons angry bees.

64

Fear of something.

65

Temporary madness.

66

Relaxation.

67

Appreciation of colours and sound.

68

Tripping the hell out.

69

Painful lust.

70

Light headedness.

71

Increased confidence.

72

Recklessness.

73

Rage.

74

Sadness.

75

Dizziness.

76

Pain.

77

Slight possession.

78

Allergic reaction to your favourite food.

79

Strong belief you’re someone else.

80

Severe debt.

81

Grumpiness.

82

Muscle spasms.

83

A bloated feeling.

84

A cold.

85

A fever.

86

Becoming strangely light.

87

Weakness.

88

The urge to fight.

89

The need to make friends.

90

Nausea.

91

Mood swings.

92

Addiction.

93

Need for booze.

94

Drunkenness.

95

Coughing.

96

Uncontrollable babbling.

97

Slight aches.

98

A bad taste for some time.

99

Giddiness.

100

Laughter.

Container (d20)

d20 Result

1

a conical smooth glass bottle

2

a square glass bottle

3

a not quite watertight leather waterskin

4

a stone flask

5

a metal thermos

6

a glass syringe

7

a small medical vial

8

a small shot sized bottle

9

a large metal bottle

10

a capped horn

11

an ornately decorated glass bottle

12

a geometric diamond shaped bottle

13

a translucent wine bottle

14

a translucent beer bottle

15

a leather pouch

16

an inhaler-like spray bottle

17

a colored bottle

18

a bone flask

19

a small metal vial

20

a large bottle that can be swigged several times

Appearance 1 (d20)

d20 Result

1

clear

2

blue

3

green

4

red

5

pale green

6

pink

7

light blue

8

white

9

black

10

dark grey

11

light grey

12

yellow

13

orange

14

gold

15

indigo

16

bronze

17

metallic

18

purple

19

brown

20

dark red

Appearance 2 (d20)

d20 Result

1

flecks of color.

2

swirls of color.

3

fizzing bubbles.

4

bubbles suspended in it.

5

some kind of bone floating in it.

6

leaves and flowers in it.

7

two distinct layers of liquid.

8

a bright glow.

9

a soft glow.

10

stripes of color.

11

some translucency.

12

a cloudy murkiness.

13

blood in it.

14

dirt floating in it.

15

chunks of metal in it.

16

some type of gore from a slain creature.

17

steam coming from it.

18

a face in the liquid.

19

constantly moving and shifting liquid.

20

a constant heat.

Texture (d10)

d10 Result

1

thick and sludgy.

2

thin and watery.

3

airy and bubbly.

4

slimy.

5

almost solid.

6

oily.

7

chunky.

8

bitty.

9

milky.

10

almost gaseous.

Taste (d100)

d100 Result

1

like nothing at all

2

of sulfur

3

like fresh air

4

of baking cookies

5

like flowers

6

of rotting meat

7

of egg

8

like rotten eggs

9

like fresh bread

10

like blood

11

like home

12

of vomit

13

like garlic

14

like fruit

15

like chocolate

16

like beer

17

like smoke

18

like wood

19

of death

20

of orc

21

like wet dog

22

of wet goblin

23

like perfume

24

of cheap perfume

25

like musk

26

like garbage

27

like sand

28

like the forest

29

like nuts

30

acidic

31

spicy

32

minty

33

of chemicals

34

like dirt

35

of something bad flavored to taste better

36

like alcohol

37

like sugar

38

like a damp cave

39

strange

40

indescribable but nice

41

indescribable but horrid

42

like rain

43

medical

44

like bacon

45

like coffee

46

like cut grass

47

of vanilla

48

like the sea

49

like roast meat

50

festive

51

of lavender

52

of lilac and gooseberries

53

like a fresh baby

54

like a new car

55

of citrus

56

of leather

57

like metal

58

like a forge

59

like fresh cake

60

like paint

61

like wine

62

like polish

63

like cheese

64

like fish

65

like compost

66

of the sewers

67

like apples

68

like holy oils

69

like massage oil

70

like a brothel

71

like old fruit

72

like roses

73

like something that stirs memories

74

like gingerbread

75

like cinnamon

76

like candy

77

like chemical fumes

78

like bark

79

like chicken

80

like beef

81

like human flesh

82

like gunpowder

83

like a storm

84

like success

85

like gold

86

like mayonnaise

87

like barbecue

88

salty

89

like pepper

90

like aromatic spices

91

like fruit punch

92

like water

93

like fresh water

94

like stagnant water

95

like mud

96

like a color

97

like music

98

like the end of the world

99

magically like the worst thing to you

100

magically like the most desirable thing to you

Label (d100)

d100 Result

1

has a label with the name of one of the party members on it.

2

has a label with the name of an antagonist on it.

3

has a label that only shows the side effects of the potion.

4

has a label with a mysterious number written on it.

5

has a label with a few unrelated letters written on it.

6

has a label showing its name and title in bold letters.

7

has a label showing its description in ornate elvish.

8

has a label showing its description in elvish with a relevant mythic story.

9

has a label showing its description in dwarven.

10

is covered in dwarven runes.

11

has a label showing its description in gnomish.

12

has a label with gnomish diagrams for its use.

13

has a label with the words "USE ONLY IN EMERGENCIES" scrawled on it.

14

has a mass-produced label claiming the company has no fault for any side effects.

15

has a mass-produced label saying it's a new flavor.

16

has a label covered in very tiny print describing how the potion was made in great detail, around 1000 words.

17

has a label showing its name in giant.

18

has a label that has been scrawled off.

19

has a label that has faded beyond reading.

20

doesn't seem to have a label.

21

has a label bearing its description and a random fact.

22

has a label bearing its description and a small compliment to make your day better.

23

has a label bearing its description and a joke.

24

has a label showing its description in infernal.

25

has a label bearing its description in some ancient language.

26

has a label covered in various symbols.

27

has a label written entirely in braille.

28

has a label bearing its description in several different elemental languages.

29

has a label showing its name and flavor.

30

has a label showing its name and a warning about side effects.

31

has a label showing its name and its recommended buying price.

32

has bloody prints all over it.

33

has the potion's name engraved into it.

34

has a label showing its name, which glows with minor magic.

35

has a label with a cartoony mascot on it.

36

has a label warning of an ancient curse.

37

has a label that seems blank, but on closer inspection bears the potion's name and description in invisible ink.

38

has a label bearing its description in draconic.

39

has several different labels with different names and descriptions plastered over each other.

40

has a label for a completely different potion.

41

has a label with a title contradicting the potion's effects.

42

has a label bearing a money back guarantee.

43

has a coupon for a free potion on the underside.

44

has a living face on it. It looks around from time to time, and is very expressive.

45

has a label bearing its name and a recipe for other alchemists.

46

has a label with a heartfelt love letter written on it.

47

has a label with a heartfelt hate letter written on it.

48

has a label with a person's name on it. The potion won't work unless it is asked by its name to do so.

49

has a label with a strange prophecy written on it.

50

has a label with a small doodle on it.

51

has a note that says "DO NOT DRINK" taped to it.

52

has a passive aggressive note taped to it. The note is about other people drinking potions that don't belong to them.

53

has a label showing its name in brightly glowing letters.

54

plays a very quiet song until it is empty.

55

is covered in ornate and beautiful designs.

56

is covered in very practical designs.

57

is covered in holy symbols.

58

is covered in unholy symbols.

59

is covered in fey symbols and sylvan writing.

60

has a label bearing a riddle. The lid won't open unless the riddle is solved.

61

has a label saying it's designed for babies.

62

has a label saying that it shouldn't be drank by anyone under 18.

63

has a note attached saying that it's illegal contraband, and was recently confiscated.

64

has a note attached saying the alchemist thinks it is their greatest work.

65

has a note attached saying the alchemist is sorry for ever creating it.

66

has a note attached saying that it should never have been made. The container itself is covered in dried blood.

67

has a label that says the bearer is being watched. Whenever the bearer checks, it changes to say "Just Kidding".

68

has a label showing its description in druidic.

69

has a label showing its description in orcish.

70

has a label showing its description in goblin.

71

has a label showing its description in halfling.

72

has a label showing its description in celestial.

73

has a label showing its description in undercommon.

74

has a label showing its description in an attempted transcription of deep speech.

75

has a label showing its description in strange arcane symbols.

76

has a label showing a map of where the potion was made.

77

has a label bearing a small puzzle for kids.

78

has a label showing a list of ingredients in their chemical forms.

79

has a rather large label showing a list of possible side effects.

80

has a red X painted on it.

81

has a sad face drawn on it.

82

has an angry face drawn on it.

83

has a happy face drawn on it.

84

has a healing symbol etched into it.

85

has a label bearing a cheesy pun name for the potion.

86

is wrapped in vines.

87

has flowers growing on it.

88

has crystals jutting out of it.

89

has several rocks stuck to it.

90

is covered in shamanistic symbols and shavings.

91

has a blank label, marked only by a single color.

92

has a severely water-damaged, but still somewhat legible label.

93

has a label suggesting that it was meant to be some sort of present.

94

has a label displaying how many calories the potion has.

95

has a label bearing a warning about potion abuse.

96

is covered in bugs.

97

is covered in something unspeakable.

98

is covered in glitter. It gets everywhere.

99

is incredibly cold.

100

is very hot.