The Bag of Things (d100)

d100 Result

1

Chunk of Glass about an Inch wide (Roll 1d4 for color. 1 Red, 2 Yellow, 3 Green, 4 clear)

2

A clump of cloth, likely used to blow a nose

3

Three needles and ten inches of thread

4

Five Pinecones

5

A three foot piece of rusty, sharp metal

6

Two balls, one white and one brown with blue stripes, one the size of a fist, the other the size of an ork's skull

7

A fish, dead. d6 days since death.

8

A live Carp

9

A backpack with the bottom missing

10

One (1) single copper piece

11

A door knob made of copper

12

Two feet of wire from an unknown metal substance (does not conduct electricity)

13

A strangely green but metalic pitcher

14

A piece of cloth with an embroidered Emblem of a star.

15

A piece of blank parchment that, when dipped in water, just says the words "The old ones have awoken again"

16

A ring with an unrecognizable kid of gem. It is magical, but unidentifiable to the players. No master craftsman recognizes the gem. The magic spell is a ring of wish with just one wish. Cannot be recieved twice

17

A deck of cards that are all twos of hearts

18

A fist sized, greenish stone

19

A half rotted beer mug

20

A vial of fowl smelling yellowish liquid. It is urine.

21

A vial with three bright pink drops of liquid that heal one (1) temporary hp that lasts for one minute

22

A branch three feet long and covered in thorns

23

Two dried pinto beans

24

A candle who's wick has been burned down to only last thirty minutes

25

Shackles, one of which is rusted to the point of not being able to hold someone and the other still working

26

A vial full of scarlet, sludgy liquid. Smells like if blood was a bit less metalic smelling. Tastes similar. Is blood from the mouth of an angel beast.

27

An eyeball, still twitching. D4 for color and shape. 1 green and a goats eye, 2 yellow with no iris and a long, thin pupil, 3 blue and human, 4 brown and cat like

28

A ball of sharp, spiky glass that vaguely resembles a star.

29

A rusty, old, golden necklace

30

A chart of constellations nobody recognizes and doesn't match the night sky

31

Three pieces of sea glass, all of which are silvery green. Each the size and shape of a finger

32

A lamp with no oil or oil holder but does have a wick.

33

A clump of unidentifiable, rough, blue hair

34

A snowball (Fully melted after five minutes)

35

A ball of hand made noodles, over cooked and sticky

36

A blood stained, white rag with the initials "LM" embroidered in silver

37

A single lizard scale

38

The fang of an unidentifiable beast

39

A squid, still living and squirming, flip a coin, if heads then the squid bites

40

Nobody pulls out anything and a voice from the bag calls "Woops, looks like someone took your prize before you did! Try again some other time!" in an announcer voice. The bag immediately closes and can't be opened for 24 hours.

41

The puller's hand is covered in dog slobber

42

A book that nobody recognizes and who's words have no seeming rhyme or reason. It weighs about 10 pounds and is thick and huge.

43

A handful of sand

44

A snow cone with banana flavoring. It's in a simple, clay bowl and comes with a child-sized clay spoon

45

A ball of 20 yards of yarn

46

2 ball bearings

47

 2 Seeds from an unknown plant that grow into an unidentifiable, yellow flower with three petals and one leaf in only three days

48

A painting of a woman in a long, purple dress. She doesn't have a face. Is about 6 inches by 4 inches on parchment

49

A painting of a woman in a long, yellow dress.  Her face is one large, blood shot eye. Is about 6 inches by 4 inches on parchment. Unless the other painting is held, then it appears to be made of human skin.

50

A painting of the sun eating the moon, spraying blood everywhere, 6 inches by 4 inches on human skin

51

A single cannoli

52

Three tarantulas, each about the size of a small lemon

53

An axe head without a handle

54

A single ice cube that melts in two minutes

55

A spoon with a sun engraved on the handle

56

A spoon with a moon engraved on the inside of the "bowl" of the spoon

57

Four green feathers

58

A jaw from presumably a wolf, though its missing teeth

59

A shell the size of a quarter

60

Seven pieces of corn

61

A corn cob that doesnt have any kernals

62

A hammer thats head has been split in half

63

A dagger thats three inches long including the handle

64

A mouse

65

Presumably the bone of a turkey, the wish bone. If broken by two people pulling on opposite sides then the person who gets the largest bone gets to make a wish. Can only be given once, otherwise reroll

66

A throwing star thats been bit in half

67

Three feet of cloth that is only an inch wide. Made of something incredibly soft but not durable. Any pressure will rip it.

68

A blank piece of parchment

69

The puller's hand is covered in blood from a hawk

70

The bag emits a farting sound and the smell of rotted bananas fills the air

71

Banana peel

72

A chocolate cake with a candle in it. If the candle is lit and blown out before the cake is eaten, the person who blows it out gets one wish. Can only be grabbed once. Otherwise, they pull out a banana peel.

73

A small, carved, greenish, stone animal that matches either the person's animal companion or what animal would represent them the best.

74

A clay brick

75

A single caltrop

76

A lit match

77

Three baked beans

78

A wooden wagon wheel that's been split in two. If pulled out with two hands, then each hand holds a piece. If its pulled out with one hand then it pulls out just one piece.

79

A silver ribbon with a sun and a moon sewn into it

80

A stone carved sun

81

A wooden carved moon

82

A chisel

83

A wood carving knife

84

An unbaked clay bowl with the moon carved into the bottom

85

A baked clay bowl with the sun carved in the bottom

86

A half baked clay bowl with what appears to be the constellation of a koi

87

A picture of a nonexistent constellation with the label "The Koi"

88

A three inch piece of yellow thread

89

An empty journal bound in green flesh.

90

The bag emits the smell of blood.

91

They pull out a koi

92

A ball the size of the tip of a finger that radiates dim light up to one foot around it. It flickers out after five minutes and turns into dust

93

A ball the size of the tip of a finger that radiates darkness up to four inches around it. It flickers out after five minutes and turns into dust

94

A small brick of wood with the word "Jenga" etched into it in a strange font

95

A bubble that pops as soon as it leaves their hand

96

One white feather that is seven inches long and three inches wide

97

A clump of pine needles

98

A pile of teddy bear stuffing

99

An empty, three inch bottle that holds only a little bit of liquid

100

A hollow chocolate egg with a single blueberry inside