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d10	Result
1	Roll on "1-1000"
2	Roll on "1001-2000"
3	Roll on "2001-3000"
4	Roll on "3001-4000"
5	Roll on "4001-5000"
6	Roll on "5001-6000"
7	Roll on "6001-7000"
8	Roll on "7001-8000"
9	Roll on "8001-9000"
10	Roll on "9001-10000"

Subcharts

1-1000 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	1d10 of casterís fingers turn to stone
2	1d100 bees swarm harmlessly around the caster for several weeks
3	1d100 sparkling motes dance about the casterís head until dawn
4	1d100% of casterís body turns to iron for that many rounds
5	1d12 ducklings identify the caster as their mother
6	1d4 of casterís fingers move from his left hand to his right hand
7	1d4 of casterís limbs are as durable as steel
8	1d4 of casterís limbs are covered in fish scales
9	1d4 of casterís limbs are invisible
10	1d8 of casterís primary orifices seal shut
11	3d10 harmless lumps as big as walnuts cover the casterís body
12	3d10 quarts of olive oil pour from casterís ears
13	4d6 non-functioning eyes appear on the casterís face and head
14	A 100 yard radius around casterís home is stripped of vegetation
15	A 2d6 foot radius around caster sinks as many feet into the earth
16	A basementís been installed in casterís home while heís been away
17	A close friend of the caster is an assassin hired to kill him
18	A distant but powerful army declares war on the caster
19	A drop of the casterís blood can purify 1d4 gallons of water
20	A family of skunks has taken up residence in the casterís home
21	A fast-growing oak sprouts beneath the casterís home
22	A foot-long steel bar runs completely through the casterís thigh
23	A geyser temporarily erupts from one of the casterís pockets
24	A glowing orb hovers over casterís head while heís invisible
25	A great wind blows the caster 1d100 yards in a random direction
26	A group of necromancers take an interest in the casterís skeleton
27	A group of scholars think the casterís a visitor from the future
28	A henís egg tumbles out of each of the casterís ears
29	A huge balloon shaped like the caster drifts past overhead
30	A kill-on-sight order has been issued for the caster kingdom-wide
31	A large haystack falls from the sky onto caster
32	A large oak sprouts from one of the casterís pockets
33	A length of chain now runs completely through the casterís torso
34	A life-sized statue of caster appears nearby, made of cheese
35	A magical blast detonates at casterís location, but heís unharmed
36	A mound of snow falls onto caster and buries him up to his chest
37	A page falls out of casterís spellbook each time itís opened
38	A skeleton mimics caster, exactly duplicating his movements
39	A small fountain wells up in the casterís home
40	A strong net falls from the sky and entangles the caster
41	A swirl of rainbows accompanies any spell cast by caster
42	A tornado picks caster up and deposits him atop the nearest house
43	After a horrifying tragedy, caster squanders the worldís goodwill
44	After each spell, a lighted cigar appears in casterís mouth
45	After each spell, a pebble falls from each of casterís ears
46	After each spell, ants seem to course from the casterís eyes
47	After each spell, caster accuses someone nearby of impropriety
48	After each spell, caster appears astonishingly ugly for 1d4 turns
49	After each spell, caster appears to be decomposing
50	After each spell, caster appears to be made of pure ice
51	After each spell, caster appears to be utterly insane
52	After each spell, caster applauds himself
53	After each spell, caster begs someone nearby not to kill him
54	After each spell, caster berates someone standing nearby
55	After each spell, caster briefly appears to be a rotting corpse
56	After each spell, caster briefly appears to be on fire
57	After each spell, caster briefly appears to bleed from his eyes
58	After each spell, caster briefly looks like a photo negative
59	After each spell, caster briefly seems to be of the opposite sex
60	After each spell, caster briefly sees fire all around him
61	After each spell, caster briefly thinks that heís choking
62	After each spell, caster can sense secret doors for 1d4 rounds
63	After each spell, caster canít be magically healed for one hour
64	After each spell, caster canít traverse a doorway for 1d10 rounds
65	After each spell, caster dances like a honeybee
66	After each spell, caster experiences a burning sensation
67	After each spell, caster feels ants crawling all over him
68	After each spell, caster feels compelled to wash his hands
69	After each spell, caster feels completely alone and isolated
70	After each spell, caster feels distractingly hungry
71	After each spell, caster feels overwhelmingly dizzy
72	After each spell, caster feels transcendent euphoria
73	After each spell, caster forgets everyoneís name for one hour
74	After each spell, caster forgets his name for one hour
75	After each spell, caster glows with infernal radiance
76	After each spell, caster growls like a rabid dog
77	After each spell, caster has a brief vision of some distant land
78	After each spell, caster has a strong craving for twigs and bark
79	After each spell, caster is 5% likely to be stricken mute
80	After each spell, caster is 25% likely to turn briefly invisible
81	After each spell, caster is 30% likely to lose his balance
82	After each spell, caster is 60% likely to flap his arms
83	After each spell, caster is afraid of his own name
84	After each spell, caster is as hairy as an ape for one hour
85	After each spell, caster is base AC zero for 1d4 rounds
86	After each spell, caster is bathed in an otherworldly green light
87	After each spell, caster is blind in one eye for one hour
88	After each spell, caster is grief-stricken for 1d10 rounds
89	After each spell, caster is hopelessly drunk for 1d4 rounds
90	After each spell, caster is immune to bludgeons for 1d4 rounds
91	After each spell, caster is immune to missile fire for one round
92	After each spell, caster is intensely magnetic for 1d8 rounds
93	After each spell, caster is matte black for 1d4 rounds
94	After each spell, caster is suddenly facing True North
95	After each spell, caster is wracked by existential horror
96	After each spell, caster looks like a cadaver for 1d4 rounds
97	After each spell, caster makes short, barking cries
98	After each spell, caster oozes sweet-smelling oil for 1d4 rounds
99	After each spell, caster polymorphs very briefly
100	After each spell, caster reeks of alcohol for 2d6 rounds
101	After each spell, caster salivates copiously
102	After each spell, caster seems withdrawn and despondent
103	After each spell, caster shakes like a rag doll for 2d4 seconds
104	After each spell, caster shivers uncontrollably for 1d4 rounds
105	After each spell, caster shrinks by 10d10% for 1d4 rounds
106	After each spell, caster shrinks by 50%
107	After each spell, caster smells strongly of turpentine
108	After each spell, caster suffers brief visions of carnage
109	After each spell, caster suffers disorienting vertigo
110	After each spell, caster thinks that heís drowning
111	After each spell, caster thinks that his clothes are on fire
112	After each spell, caster trumpets like an elephant
113	After each spell, caster vanishes very briefly vanishes
114	After each spell, casterís clothes age 1d100 years
115	After each spell, casterís clothes billow with green smoke
116	After each spell, casterís eyes briefly double in size
117	After each spell, casterís face looks 50 years older
118	After each spell, casterís feet are covered with ash
119	After each spell, casterís hair grows two inches
120	After each spell, casterís hands display classic stigmata
121	After each spell, casterís hands steam wildly
122	After each spell, casterís head turns 360° at the neck, unharmed
123	After each spell, casterís head turns invisible for 1d4 rounds
124	After each spell, casterís heart pounds audibly
125	After each spell, casterís left arm turns to stone for one hour
126	After each spell, casterís spellbook throbs with deep red light
127	After each spell, casterís Strength is halved for one hour
128	After each spell, gravity briefly doubles for the caster
129	After each spell, he giggles for 1d4-1 rounds
130	After each spell, light shines from casterís mouth for 1d6 rounds
131	After each spell, small lumps of ice fall from casterís nostrils
132	After each spell, smoke hangs in the air about the caster
133	After each spell, stones near the caster glisten with slime
134	After each spell, sunlight is painful to caster for 1d4 rounds
135	Alcohol has no effect upon the caster, but cheese is intoxicating
136	All holy symbols within 100 yards bear the casterís image
137	All of casterís clothing is colored safety orange
138	All of casterís clothing is permanently moist
139	All of casterís enemies with 100 yards vanish until dawn
140	All of casterís fingers are as long as his middle finger
141	All of casterís fingers are clear like glass
142	All of casterís fingers double in thickness
143	All of casterís fingers migrate to one hand
144	All of casterís monetary wealth appears atop the nearest mountain
145	All of casterís monetary wealth is revealed to be counterfeit
146	All of casterís possessions age 1d1000 years
147	All of casterís possessions are thrown 4d6 hours into the future
148	All of casterís possessions have been seized by the government
149	All trees within 100 yards form into a tight circle around caster
150	All undead within 1d4 miles blame the caster for their undeath
151	All undead within 1d4 miles race to the casterís current location
152	All vegetation now within 10 miles is highly toxic to caster
153	All vegetation now within 100 yards is invisible to caster
154	All who meet caster are 50% likely to think he smells like manure
155	All who meet caster are 60% likely to think heís a lycanthrope
156	All who meet caster are 60% likely to think heís undead
157	All within 10 yards of caster are sprayed with viscous ectoplasm
158	All within 10 yards of caster attack him for 1d4 rounds
159	Alternating pages of casterís spellbook are indestructible
160	An accurate illusion of caster copies his movements one mile away
161	An illusory statue of the caster stands at this spot for one year
162	An image of casterís beating heart hovers in the nearest doorway
163	An image of the casterís head hovers over his actual head
164	An image the of casterís beating heart hovers over his head
165	Any Abjurations currently affecting the caster are Dispelled
166	Any armor that the caster is wearing right now shrinks by 80%
167	Any armor that the caster is wearing right now vanishes forever
168	Any arrow striking the caster disintegrates in 1d4 rounds
169	Any arrow striking the caster inflicts equal damage on its archer
170	Any attack-based spell cast by caster is 10% likely to affect him
171	Any attack-based spell cast by caster is delayed 1d4 rounds
172	Any attempt to change shape locks the caster into that new shape
173	Any attempt to change shape makes the caster forget his true form
174	Any attempt to change shape will age the caster 1d10 years
175	Any attempt to change shape will be only partially successful
176	Any attempt to change shape will cause the caster to take root
177	Any attempt to change shape will leave his feet unchanged
178	Any attempt to change shape will make the caster bald forever
179	Any attempt to change shape will render the caster genderless
180	Any attempt to change shape will shrink the caster by 2d10%
181	Any attempt to change shape will teleport the caster 1d1000 miles
182	Any attempt to change shape will teleport the caster to this spot
183	Any attempt to change shape will turn him into 2d12 ducklings
184	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster inside-out
185	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a geranium
186	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a monkey
187	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a pelican
188	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a penguin
189	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a rabbit
190	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a shrubbery
191	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a snowman
192	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a toddler
193	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a troll
194	Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a wax dummy
195	Any attempt to read casterís mind reveals a homicidal maniac
196	Any attempt to read casterís mind reveals an absolute void
197	Any attempt to use rope inspires the caster to hang himself
198	Any attempt to use rope leaves caster hopelessly entangled
199	Any attempt to use rope leaves hideous welts on the casterís body
200	Any blade that has drawn the casterís blood is invisible to him
201	Any bread that caster bakes remains warm until itís eaten
202	Any building that the caster enters appears to catch fire
203	Any building that the caster enters ejects him forcefully
204	Any clothing worn by caster is invisible to him while he wears it
205	Any clothing worn by caster smells like carrion while he wears it
206	Any coins in casterís possession are gold-plated
207	Any coins in casterís possession become copper pieces
208	Any coins now carried by caster are water-soluble for 1d4 weeks
209	Any coins now carried by caster ignite and burn like tinder
210	Any creature Summoned by caster emerges from his mouth
211	Any creatures Summoned near caster are invisible to him
212	Any creatures Summoned near caster immediately befriend him
213	Any damage against caster is rolled twice, using the higher roll
214	Any damage against caster is rolled twice, using the lower roll
215	Any electricity-based magic used by caster discharges on him
216	Any electricity-based magic used by caster reeks of ozone
217	Any fire extinguished by caster rekindles itself 1d4 turns later
218	Any fire-based spell used by caster has only 25% of normal range
219	Any fires set by caster are invisible for 2d6 hours
220	Any fires set by caster attract undead like moths to a candle
221	Any fires set by caster jingle like wind chimes while they burn
222	Any fires set by caster make those near it appear to be undead
223	Any fires set by caster produce no heat
224	Any fires set by caster produce no smoke
225	Any fires set by caster whisper vague threats against him
226	Any food now carried by caster combusts
227	Any food now carried by caster is 10X as nutritious
228	Any food now carried by caster is fused into glass
229	Any food now carried by caster is sealed in airtight tin cans
230	Any food now carried by caster is toxic to Dwarves
231	Any food now carried by caster smells like carrion
232	Any food now carried by caster turns to ice
233	Any food now carried by caster turns to iron
234	Any food now carried by caster turns to spun sugar
235	Any gems in casterís possession are replaced by lumps of gelatin
236	Any hammer thrown by caster returns to his hand one round later
237	Any horse ridden by caster suffers no fatigue while he rides it
238	Any intelligent weapons now carried by caster hate him forever
239	Any intelligent weapons seen by caster look vaguely familiar
240	Any magic currently affecting the caster is Dispelled
241	Any magic currently affecting the caster is suppressed until dawn
242	Any magic items owned by caster appear in a heap nearby
243	Any magic items owned by caster are non-functional for 1d10 days
244	Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are fireproof
245	Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are forgeries
246	Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are subtly tainted
247	Any magical scrolls now carried by caster discharge spontaneously
248	Any magical scrolls now carried by caster turn to steel
249	Any metal object carried by caster is 90% transparent
250	Any metal object carried by caster seems 10x its normal weight
251	Any metal that caster is carrying turns to liquid like mercury
252	Any missile fired at caster is 10% likely to explode when it hits
253	Any missile fired at caster is at a -3 penalty to hit him
254	Any missile fired by caster is 10% likely to vanish in flight
255	Any missile shot by caster is destroyed by lightning mid-flight
256	Any missile striking caster is 10% likely to be just an illusion
257	Any mountain more than one mile from caster is invisible to him
258	Any ranged spell used by caster seems to issue from his eyes
259	Any ranged spell used by caster seems to issue from someone else
260	Any rope currently carried by caster doubles in length
261	Any rope currently carried by caster turns to braided gold wire
262	Any rope that caster is now carrying becomes frictionless
263	Any rope that caster is now carrying is soaked with lamp oil
264	Any shield held by caster appears to be made of Swiss cheese
265	Any shield held by caster appears to weigh 100 pounds
266	Any shield held by caster gains a +1 bonus while he holds it
267	Any shield held by caster is ethereal in the presence of weapons
268	Any shield held by caster is impervious to magical fire
269	Any spells cast by caster are accompanied by twinkling lights
270	Any spells cast by caster upon himself have an undesirable effect
271	Any spells cast by caster upon himself lapse after one round
272	Any spells cast by caster within the last hour are negated
273	Any spells caster now has memorized will fail when he casts them
274	Any undead in the area attack the caster but ignore everyone else
275	Any undead in the area flee from the caster for 2d10 rounds
276	Any wood within 25 yards flies toward the caster for 1d10 rounds
277	Any writing implement used by caster breaks, runs dry, etc.
278	Anyone attempting to rob caster must tell him about it beforehand
279	Anyone drinking a potion near caster looks like him until sunset
280	Anyone drinking a potion shrinks by 50% for its duration
281	Anyone in casterís presence canít employ Direction Sense
282	Anyone in casterís presence thinks that he represents True North
283	Anyone related to caster by blood is invisible to him
284	Anyone slain by caster becomes invisible upon death
285	Anyone trying to pick casterís pocket shrinks by 50%
286	Anyone trying to scry the casterís whereabouts sees this location
287	Anyone voluntarily struck by casterís magic resents him for it
288	Anyone who knows casterís name gives him an offensive nickname
289	Anyone who looks deep into casterís mouth risks insanity
290	Anything caster drinks is 50% likely to fall from his mouth
291	Anything written by caster appears as gibberish to everyone else
292	Artifacts react unpredictably when caster attempts to use them
293	Before each spell, caster must address someone who isnít there
294	Before each spell, caster must anoint his head with water
295	Before each spell, caster must bark like a dog for 2d6 seconds
296	Before each spell, caster must bite a gold coin
297	Before each spell, caster must blaspheme some god of chaos
298	Before each spell, caster must claim that his shoes are too tight
299	Before each spell, caster must claim to be invincible
300	Before each spell, caster must clear his throat loudly
301	Before each spell, caster must confess an embarrassing secret
302	Before each spell, caster must confess that heís a charlatan
303	Before each spell, caster must crack his knuckles
304	Before each spell, caster must drop a gold coin to the ground
305	Before each spell, caster must give himself permission to cast it
306	Before each spell, caster must hold his breath for 1d10 seconds
307	Before each spell, caster must ingest a pinch of dust
308	Before each spell, caster must insult a close friend
309	Before each spell, caster must invoke some monstrous entity
310	Before each spell, caster must issue what sounds like a prophecy
311	Before each spell, caster must light a small candle
312	Before each spell, caster must make a new and improbable vow
313	Before each spell, caster must make an embarrassing admission
314	Before each spell, caster must pat himself on the head
315	Before each spell, caster must pluck 1d6 hairs from his head
316	Before each spell, caster must predict that heíll die by sunset
317	Before each spell, caster must prick his finger with a rusty pin
318	Before each spell, caster must profess a thirst for human blood
319	Before each spell, caster must profess love for someone nearby
320	Before each spell, caster must promise to change his name
321	Before each spell, caster must remove one article of clothing
322	Before each spell, caster must say "Magic is my business."
323	Before each spell, caster must say "My God, itís full of stars."
324	Before each spell, caster must say "The prophecy is fulfilled."
325	Before each spell, caster must say "This probably wonít work."
326	Before each spell, caster must shed at least 1d4 tears
327	Before each spell, caster must shout a different prime number
328	Before each spell, caster must snap a twig or the like
329	Before each spell, caster must speak a new and original rhyme
330	Before each spell, caster must speak a new and relevant pun
331	Before each spell, caster must speak ill of a good friend
332	Before each spell, caster must tear one article of clothing
333	Before each spell, caster must tie a knot in a piece of string
334	Before each spell, caster must touch his eyes, ears, and nose
335	Before each spell, caster must touch liquid water
336	Before each spell, caster must trace a circle in the air
337	Before each spell, caster must vow that this is his final spell
338	Beneficial magic potions have an opposite effect upon the caster
339	Bits of flesh fall from casterís body until heís a bare skeleton
340	Blades seem extraordinarily dull while caster wields them
341	Caster accidentally creates a virulent plague in his workshop
342	Caster accuses his nearest ally of murdering him
343	Caster acquires an exact copy of every non-magical thing he owns
344	Caster acquires lycanthropy, but only in his left leg
345	Caster acquires proficiency in some weapon that will never exist
346	Caster addresses everyone he knows by his own name
347	Caster adopts a habit of nightly self-flagellation
348	Caster adopts a universally obscene gesture as his trademark
349	Caster adopts bizarre rituals concerning the preparation of food
350	Caster adopts fastidious standards of hygiene
351	Caster adopts some unlikely animal as a kind of spirit totem
352	Caster adopts some unlikely object as a kind of holy symbol
353	Caster adopts the next religion he encounters for the first time
354	Caster ages 1d10 years per hour until sunset tonight
355	Caster ages 1d10 years/round for 2 turns, then reverts to normal
356	Caster ages backwards 2d4 years over that many rounds
357	Caster ages normally but forever retains his current appearance
358	Caster ages one year per day spent on open water
359	Caster ages one year per mile that he travels away from this spot
360	Caster always appears healthy and wealthy
361	Caster always appears sickly and destitute
362	Caster always feels as if the temperature is what it is right now
363	Caster always pays 10% more than the asking price
364	Caster always sees his surroundings as misty and fog-shrouded
365	Caster always thinks itís fifty degrees colder than it really is
366	Caster always thinks that thereís one more step in the staircase
367	Caster and everyone else forgets and canít discern his age
368	Caster and nearest intelligent weapon exchange personalities
369	Caster and one nearby ally teleport to the casterís home
370	Caster annoys everyone by insisting that heís ambidextrous
371	Caster appears increasingly decrepit as the day wears on
372	Caster appears to be a bare skeleton from the waist down
373	Caster appears to be a bare skeleton from the waist up
374	Caster appears to be at full health, no matter how badly injured
375	Caster appears to be bleeding profusely whenever heís indoors
376	Caster appears to be composed of translucent quartz
377	Caster appears to be covered in ugly scales for one day each week
378	Caster appears to be made of countless flesh-colored pebbles
379	Caster appears to be made out of bricks until sunset tomorrow
380	Caster appears to be of a different species while sleeping
381	Caster appears to be of opposite sex while brandishing a shield
382	Caster appears to be on fire while his spellbook is open
383	Caster appears to be operating his body from a remote location
384	Caster appears to be undead for one hour after each meal
385	Caster appears to be undead while in the presence of undead
386	Caster appears to be weathered like an ancient statue
387	Caster appears to have a railroad spike jutting from his forehead
388	Caster appears to have been carved from wood with an axe
389	Caster appears to have been crafted out of clay by children
390	Caster appears to have been torn apart and hastily reassembled
391	Caster appears to shrivel like a raisin after each casting
392	Caster appears translucent to anyone of the opposite sex
393	Caster asks Elves if they can supply him with fudge cookies
394	Caster ate the last of the rations that his party was carrying
395	Caster ate two or three pounds of apple seeds this morning
396	Caster attempts to drink every potion he sees
397	Caster attracts undead in any town he enters
398	Caster attracts zealous sycophants wherever he goes
399	Caster automatically believes that his own illusions are real
400	Caster awakens to find that the last 1d8 hours were only a dream
401	Caster bears the birthmark of the lineage of powerful kings
402	Caster becomes disturbingly frenetic until sunset
403	Caster becomes flat as a sheet of parchment for 2d6 rounds
404	Caster becomes increasingly simian as the days wear on
405	Caster becomes invisible to anyone who successfully Charms him
406	Caster becomes lost if he enters a cave by himself
407	Caster becomes lost if he enters a forest by himself
408	Caster becomes powerfully addicted to necromantic magic
409	Caster becomes powerfully addicted to Chaos Bursts
410	Caster becomes tightly stuck to the next chair in which he sits
411	Caster becomes unconscious when he becomes invisible
412	Caster becomes violently ill if he eats near a fire
413	Caster becomes visibly anxious at the sight of holy water
414	Caster begins aging backwards, one year per round
415	Caster begins growing one inch per week
416	Caster begins his conversations with an insulting comment
417	Caster begins to resemble the next person who touches him
418	Caster begins worshipping his spellbook with burnt offerings
419	Caster believes that a nearby sheep is his polymorphed true love
420	Caster briefly turns translucent after casting a spell
421	Caster burns with homicidal rage whenever heís struck by magic
422	Caster can alter his weight by up to 50% at will
423	Caster can always sense his location relative to this location
424	Caster can appear to be 50% fatter at will
425	Caster can appraise gems by tasting them
426	Caster can ask three questions of the next tree he touches
427	Caster can assess the purity of any metal by tasting it
428	Caster can be accurately described as "frumious"
429	Caster can be injured but not killed by any bludgeoning weapon
430	Caster can be injured but not killed by any female creature
431	Caster can be injured but not killed by any male creature
432	Caster can be injured by fire, but it canít kill him
433	Caster can be injured by metal weapons, but they canít kill him
434	Caster can be injured normally but can only be slain by fire
435	Caster can be injured normally but can only be slain by magic
436	Caster can become invisible at will while heís knee-deep in snow
437	Caster can become invisible while standing neck-deep in water
438	Caster can breathe underwater, but he always smells like a fish
439	Caster can carry any weight of books but only in his bare hands
440	Caster can cause one creature near him to turn to iron
441	Caster can cause one nearby person to age 1d10 years
442	Caster can change the size of his ears at will
443	Caster can conjure apples out of thin air, one at a time
444	Caster can control any undead skeletons now within 100 yards
445	Caster can detach either of his hands at will
446	Caster can detach his head easily but dies if he does so
447	Caster can detect non-magical fire within 500 yards
448	Caster can detect the nearest potable water at will
449	Caster can detect the presence of elementals within 100 yards
450	Caster can detect True East at will
451	Caster can discern a personís age by touching him
452	Caster can discern a treeís age by touching it
453	Caster can discern whether people are really unconscious
454	Caster can discern which spells a magic user has memorized
455	Caster can disgorge a pound of sawdust once per day
456	Caster can double his spellsí range if heís carrying no metal
457	Caster can double his weight for up to 1d4 rounds per day
458	Caster can drink only from a golden bowl worth 100 gold pieces
459	Caster can easily walk on ice while barefoot
460	Caster can echolocate like a dolphin while naked and underwater
461	Caster can endure normal fire one round per point of Constitution
462	Caster can extend his legs to 150% of their normal length at will
463	Caster can extend his legs to 2X their normal length at will
464	Caster can handle red-hot metal with his bare hands
465	Caster can hear what occurs at this location from up to 10 miles
466	Caster can hear whatís going on in his home, wherever he is
467	Caster can hold his breath for 3X his Wisdom score in rounds
468	Caster can hurl a baseball-sized object beyond the horizon
469	Caster can identify any kind of fungus on sight
470	Caster can ignite twigs by sticking them in his mouth
471	Caster can ignore any spell cast on him but is 80% likely to die
472	Caster can induce ravenous hunger in others
473	Caster can inflate his left hand like a balloon
474	Caster can instantly count quantities of fewer than 1,000 items
475	Caster can judge visible distances with amazing accuracy
476	Caster can light candles simply by touching their wicks
477	Caster can magically create edible but non-nourishing food
478	Caster can make his ears resemble noses at will
479	Caster can memorize spells 4x faster than is normally required
480	Caster can move easily through running water less than waist-deep
481	Caster can move in total silence for his Wisdom score in rounds
482	Caster can move silently while holding a thumb in each nostril
483	Caster can never again come within one mile of his home
484	Caster can no longer use charged magic items
485	Caster can only digest food that is spoiled or rotting
486	Caster can only use electrical magic while standing in water
487	Caster can only wear one shoe at a time
488	Caster can open his mouth as wide as he is tall
489	Caster can pass his right arm through up to six inches of wood
490	Caster can reattach his own limbs if theyíre severed
491	Caster can recall his own birth with perfect clarity
492	Caster can remove his tongue and replace it at will
493	Caster can remove one eye and replace it at will
494	Caster can remove or negate one curse
495	Caster can resemble a decaying zombie at will
496	Caster can retract his feet into his ankles at will
497	Caster can retract his fingers into his palms at will
498	Caster can retract his nose into his face at will
499	Caster can scale walls like a monkey while unencumbered
500	Caster can see in total darkness if he has a banana in his pocket
501	Caster can see secret doors easily but canít see normal doors
502	Caster can see through fire
503	Caster can see through his eyelids for up to 1d6 rounds at a time
504	Caster can see through stone if he has a pebble in his mouth
505	Caster can see underwater clearly while naked and wielding an axe
506	Caster can seem to be infected with a particular disease at will
507	Caster can seen in total darkness for 1d4 days
508	Caster can sense intelligent weapons within 10 yards
509	Caster can sense people whoíve been affected by Chaos Bursts
510	Caster can speak but canít engage in actual conversations
511	Caster can speak in a whisper to anyone in his line of sight
512	Caster can speak in any of 2d4 voices at will
513	Caster can speak with ants but can only ask yes/no questions
514	Caster can speak with carrion birds, but he smells like a corpse
515	Caster can speak with carrion birds, but heís permanently bald
516	Caster can speak with domestic fowl, but he crows at sunrise
517	Caster can speak with domestic fowl, but they tend to lie to him
518	Caster can speak with honeybees while dancing like one of them
519	Caster can speak with oysters while holding a pearl in his mouth
520	Caster can speak with small fish, but only while underwater
521	Caster can spot the strongest member of any group of five or more
522	Caster can stretch his left arm 2X the length of his body
523	Caster can subsist on bark for up to 1d4 days at a time
524	Caster can Summon 1d10 rabbits, once per level per week
525	Caster can Summon a powerful entity to answer one question
526	Caster can Summon a powerful entity who will then try to kill him
527	Caster can Summon but not control a powerful, malevolent entity
528	Caster can Summon up to 1d10 pigeons per month
529	Caster can survive at the bottom of the sea for 1d4 minutes
530	Caster can survive in the depths of space, if he can get there
531	Caster can survive one fall of up to twenty miles
532	Caster can taste foods simply by touching them
533	Caster can teleport 10 feet straight up, once per day
534	Caster can teleport 10 times at will but loses a finger each time
535	Caster can teleport at will but ages 1d100 years each time
536	Caster can teleport at will but arrives unconscious for one hour
537	Caster can teleport at will but canít pick the destination
538	Caster can teleport at will but doesnít arrive for 1d12 months
539	Caster can teleport at will but is 10% likely to arrive dead
540	Caster can teleport at will but is paralyzed from the neck down
541	Caster can teleport at will but loses 1d100 hit points each time
542	Caster can teleport at will but only while naked and unencumbered
543	Caster can teleport at will but shrinks by 50% per mile traveled
544	Caster can teleport at will to this exact spot 2d6 times
545	Caster can teleport into the nearest hollow tree, once
546	Caster can teleport up to fifty feet once per day
547	Caster can throw one baseball-sized item 2d6 days into the future
548	Caster can throw one nearby person 1d10 rounds into the future
549	Caster can throw one nearby person 1d4 days into the future
550	Caster can transmute magically-created metal into wood
551	Caster can travel in time but ages 1d10 years per round traveled
552	Caster can turn 360° at the waist without harm
553	Caster can turn ethereal at will but canít revert for 3d8 days
554	Caster can turn his arms to wood for up to 1d6 rounds per day
555	Caster can turn his bones invisible at will
556	Caster can turn his hands invisible at will 1d8 times per day
557	Caster can turn his head completely around once per day
558	Caster can turn into a cat but canít resume his true form
559	Caster can turn into a falcon but is only 30% likely to turn back
560	Caster can turn into a small tree while heís indoors
561	Caster can turn into any kind of fish if no water is nearby
562	Caster can turn invisible while he holds his breath
563	Caster can turn invisible while naked and motionless
564	Caster can walk on inclines of 45° or less as if they were flat
565	Caster can withstand ocean depths while holding a bar of sodium
566	Caster can, at will, appear to be the next person he touches
567	Caster canít attack anyone more than 20 feet away from him
568	Caster canít be beheaded
569	Caster canít be blinded or dazzled by sunlight
570	Caster canít be burned by magical fire for 1d4 hours
571	Caster canít be burned by steam or scalding water
572	Caster canít be Charmed by anyone of the opposite sex
573	Caster canít be crushed by any weight of stone
574	Caster canít be cut by any blade until he casts his next spell
575	Caster canít be cut by glass
576	Caster canít be cut by non-magical blades for 1d4 days
577	Caster canít be harmed by any member of the royal family
578	Caster canít be harmed by loud, non-magical sound
579	Caster canít be harmed by refined metals for 1d4 hours
580	Caster canít be harmed while he stands where he is right now
581	Caster canít be killed by anyone of his own race
582	Caster canít be overwhelmed by foul odors
583	Caster canít be seen through glass or ice
584	Caster canít be strangled
585	Caster canít breathe for 4d6 rounds
586	Caster canít bring his left hand within 18 inches of his head
587	Caster canít carry anything larger than his own head
588	Caster canít carry anything made entirely of metal
589	Caster canít carry refined metal in a wooded environment
590	Caster canít cast any spells he now has memorized for 1d8 days
591	Caster canít cast fire-based magic while in the rain
592	Caster canít cast fire-based spells in a wooded environment
593	Caster canít cast force-based spells (Wall of Force, etc.)
594	Caster canít cast magic on anyone not wearing armor
595	Caster canít cast magic on anyone while theyíre eating
596	Caster canít cast magic unless heís within sight of a tree
597	Caster canít cast magic upon himself for 1d4 weeks
598	Caster canít create magical walls or barriers
599	Caster canít create normal or magical fire for 1d4 days
600	Caster canít create permanent magical objects or effects
601	Caster canít cross moving water while brandishing a weapon
602	Caster canít cross moving water while carrying his spellbook
603	Caster canít cross moving water while wearing clothes
604	Caster canít cross moving water while wearing magical rings
605	Caster canít cross moving water without assistance
606	Caster canít determine when heís hungry or thirsty
607	Caster canít eat any cooked meat
608	Caster canít eat any food that doesnít contain a handful of soil
609	Caster canít eat any food that he himself didnít prepare
610	Caster canít eat any salted or cured meat
611	Caster canít eat while at full hit points
612	Caster canít employ magical means of improving his Armor Class
613	Caster canít enter any artificial structure for 2d4 weeks
614	Caster canít enter any building in which Dwarves are present
615	Caster canít go more than 10í from this location for 24 hours
616	Caster canít harm or be harmed by elementals for 4d10 months
617	Caster canít inflict injury upon himself with any metal weapon
618	Caster canít learn any new spells until heís been resurrected
619	Caster canít learn any new spells within 1d10 miles of here
620	Caster canít lift both feet from the ground at the same time
621	Caster canít move his arms for 1d4 turns
622	Caster canít move his left arm or right leg for 1d4 turns
623	Caster canít move more than 10 feet from the next tree he touches
624	Caster canít open any door constructed primarily of wood
625	Caster canít open any door that has a hinge made of metal
626	Caster canít open any door that opens toward him
627	Caster canít open any door unless his hair is wet
628	Caster canít open any door while anyone is watching
629	Caster canít quite be certain that he really exists
630	Caster canít remember the last 2d12+12 hours
631	Caster canít remove any magical armor that heís now wearing
632	Caster canít remove his hands from his pockets
633	Caster canít run while his eyes are open
634	Caster canít see any extra-planar creatures for one year
635	Caster canít see through glass, ice, diamond, or the like
636	Caster canít sleep indoors while itís raining
637	Caster canít sleep more than 1d4 hours at a time
638	Caster canít sleep until he shaves his head bald
639	Caster canít sleep until heís walked at least 4d8 miles from here
640	Caster canít speak for one hour and can only croak like a frog
641	Caster canít speak for one hour if heís wearing clothes
642	Caster canít speak in anything less than a full shout
643	Caster canít speak in sentences longer than 10 syllables
644	Caster canít speak to anyone holding a blood-stained weapon
645	Caster canít speak to anyone whom heís not currently touching
646	Caster canít speak unless he first turns in a circle
647	Caster canít speak unless heís brandishing a weapon
648	Caster canít speak unless heís carrying at least one gold coin
649	Caster canít speak unless his thumbs are touching
650	Caster canít speak until heís removed 1d10 articles of clothing
651	Caster canít speak while holding a weapon
652	Caster canít stand with both feet on the ground at the same time
653	Caster canít stop talking for 6d12 hours
654	Caster canít tolerate the presence of wet ink
655	Caster canít touch food with his hands
656	Caster canít use any blade longer than his forearm
657	Caster canít use any magic until someone cuts him with a blade
658	Caster canít use magic between sunrise and noon
659	Caster canít use magic for 1d4 rounds after being wounded
660	Caster canít use magic for 1d6 rounds after being struck by magic
661	Caster canít use magic for six hours after ingesting meat
662	Caster canít use magic items for one turn after casting a spell
663	Caster canít use magic items that contain gold
664	Caster canít use magic items until sunrise
665	Caster canít use magic items while at full hit points
666	Caster canít use magic unless he swallows a gold coin each day
667	Caster canít use magic unless heís holding a buzzardís feather
668	Caster canít use magic until he eats a pound of feathers
669	Caster canít use magic until sunset tomorrow
670	Caster canít use magic while sitting
671	Caster canít use magic within 1d4 miles of this spot for 5d6 days
672	Caster canít use missile weapons for one week
673	Caster canít use non-magical blades for 1d6 days
674	Caster canít use the spell Dispel Magic
675	Caster canít use the spell that triggered this Burst for one year
676	Caster canít use weapons that contain wood
677	Caster canít wake without assistance
678	Caster canít walk (run, etc.) while wearing a magic ring
679	Caster canít wear magical rings
680	Caster canít wield any weapon longer than his arm
681	Caster changes his name to its reverse: "Tom" becomes "Mot"
682	Caster claims that heís doing the work of some god or other
683	Caster claims to be able to command dragons to do his bidding
684	Caster claims to be immune to inorganic poisons
685	Caster claims to be the offspring of a god and a mortal
686	Caster claims to have begotten a child with a god
687	Caster claims to have committed logically impossible acts
688	Caster claims to have created the universe
689	Caster claims to have invented the Fireball spell
690	Caster combusts instantly if heís stabbed by a silver dagger
691	Caster comes into possession of 1d100 acres of swampland
692	Caster comes into possession of a bag full of mismatched teeth
693	Caster comes into possession of a black velvet painting of Elves
694	Caster comes into possession of a foul, decomposing skull
695	Caster comes into possession of a golden vial of silver fluid
696	Caster comes into possession of a ring that canít be removed
697	Caster comes into possession of a three-legged pony
698	Caster comes into possession of an apparently magical lamp
699	Caster comes into possession of his great-grandfatherís jawbone
700	Caster completely blends into his surroundings while heís asleep
701	Caster completely blends into his surroundings while upside down
702	Caster compulsively hordes some kind of small, worthless item
703	Caster confesses to every crime he hears about
704	Caster confesses to improbable crimes (e.g. "I stole the moonÖ")
705	Caster consistently overestimates his martial and magical prowess
706	Caster continues to age normally but canít die of old age
707	Caster coughs violently in the presence of undead
708	Caster craves moss
709	Caster craves wood like a termite
710	Caster cries like a baby whenever heís hungry or canít sleep
711	Caster cries like a baby whenever heís struck by magic
712	Caster dances like a belly-dancer for 2d6 rounds
713	Caster declares himself to be the center of the universe
714	Caster declares that Dwarves are indistinguishable from orcs
715	Caster declares that he can redeem the damned
716	Caster declares that he has the power to absolve sins
717	Caster declares that he is the judge of all mankind
718	Caster declares that these pretzels are making him thirsty
719	Caster deeply resents anyone who asks him to use magic
720	Caster deeply resents anyone who doesnít praise his magical skill
721	Caster deeply resents anyone who eats meat in his presence
722	Caster deeply resents anyone who uses magic in his presence
723	Caster demands that employers pay him in wood instead of gold
724	Caster demands that his allies adopt fastidious hygiene standards
725	Caster demands that his allies treat him as though heís invisible
726	Caster demands that people call him Ishmael
727	Caster demands that people call him Legion, for he is many
728	Caster demands that people call him The Spell-Meister
729	Caster derives no nourishment from food cooked over a fire
730	Caster derives no nourishment from food eaten after sunset
731	Caster derives no nourishment from food eaten near a lake
732	Caster develops a stutter while in the presence of undead
733	Caster develops an intense hunger for leather strapping
734	Caster develops an intense hunger for the pages of his spellbook
735	Caster didnít actually exist prior to this Chaos Burst
736	Caster dies if he slays a zombie in the next 1d6 days
737	Caster dies instantly if his blood is spilled by a god
738	Caster dies instantly if his blood is spilled by mistletoe
739	Caster dies painfully but arises at dawn having gained one level
740	Caster discovers a whole pantheon of hitherto overlooked deities
741	Caster discovers that one of his limbs belongs to someone else
742	Caster discovers that one of his limbs is a clockwork replica
743	Caster disgorges 10d10 feet of rubber tubing
744	Caster disgorges 1d100 gold pieces
745	Caster disgorges 1d100 pounds of wet, coarse sand
746	Caster disgorges 1d4 apples per hour for the next 3d8 hours
747	Caster disgorges 1d4 gallons of foul, necrotic mush
748	Caster disgorges 1d6 gallons of rusty sludge
749	Caster disgorges 2d10 pounds of carrots
750	Caster disgorges 2d4 full-sized wool blankets
751	Caster disgorges a 100 foot length of fine silver wire
752	Caster disgorges a ball of solid bone nine inches in diameter
753	Caster disgorges a bar of copper four feet in length
754	Caster disgorges a bar of soap as large as his spellbook
755	Caster disgorges a bolt of finely embroidered silk
756	Caster disgorges a book about gastrointestinal anomalies
757	Caster disgorges a book of carpet samples
758	Caster disgorges a box of rare botanical samples
759	Caster disgorges a bushel of ripe peaches
760	Caster disgorges a coffin large enough to accommodate his corpse
761	Caster disgorges a four-course meal for three
762	Caster disgorges a full-grown cactus
763	Caster disgorges a full-sized barrel
764	Caster disgorges a glass cube four inches on a side
765	Caster disgorges a glass vial containing a mysterious potion
766	Caster disgorges a golden birdcage
767	Caster disgorges a kingís long-lost signet ring
768	Caster disgorges a large bunch of bananas
769	Caster disgorges a large chair
770	Caster disgorges a large pane of glass
771	Caster disgorges a length of heavy chain
772	Caster disgorges a life-sized ice sculpture of a horse
773	Caster disgorges a long hunk of driftwood
774	Caster disgorges a lump of brass the size of his torso
775	Caster disgorges a medium-sized astrolabe
776	Caster disgorges a mop and a wooden bucket full of suds
777	Caster disgorges a mysterious and important-looking key
778	Caster disgorges a pair of deer antlers
779	Caster disgorges a pair of smithís fire tongs
780	Caster disgorges a pouch full of rare and ancient coins
781	Caster disgorges a pound of mercury
782	Caster disgorges a pound of molten lead
783	Caster disgorges a ring full of keys that donít fit any lock
784	Caster disgorges a shipís anchor
785	Caster disgorges a small brazier full of burning coals
786	Caster disgorges a sort of bowl-shaped porcelain chair
787	Caster disgorges a weapon that he misplaced 1d12 months ago
788	Caster disgorges a whole pumpkin
789	Caster disgorges a wrought-iron staircase banister
790	Caster disgorges an airtight canister filled with nitrogen gas
791	Caster disgorges an elephantís femur
792	Caster disgorges an entire beehive
793	Caster disgorges an exact copy of the head of someone nearby
794	Caster disgorges an oil painting of this scene
795	Caster disgorges an ostrich egg
796	Caster disgorges enough snow to blanket an area ten feet square
797	Caster disgorges half of a canoe
798	Caster disgorges the carcass of a strange and colorful bird
799	Caster disgorges the emblem of some diabolical religious cult
800	Caster disgorges the entire, intact skin of a giraffe
801	Caster disgorges the entire, intact skin of someone nearby
802	Caster disgorges what appears to be his entire nervous system
803	Caster disgorges what appears to be his own still-beating heart
804	Caster displays all the signs of full demonic possession
805	Caster distrusts anyone displaying a cut gem or jewel
806	Caster distrusts anyone taller than he is
807	Caster distrusts anyone who doesnít know the casterís name
808	Caster distrusts anyone who doesnít resemble him
809	Caster distrusts anyone who wonít let him examine their teeth
810	Caster distrusts anyone whoís wearing armor
811	Caster distrusts other members of his race
812	Caster distrusts other spellcasters
813	Caster doesnít need to drink fluids for the next 1d100 weeks
814	Caster doesnít need to eat during the new moon
815	Caster doesnít need to eat for the next 1d100 weeks
816	Caster doesnít remember anyone now within 10 miles
817	Caster donates all of his money to some unlikely charity
818	Caster dreams each night of a powerful and malevolent artifact
819	Caster dreams each night of being painfully turned inside out
820	Caster dreams each night of being worshipped by gods
821	Caster dreams of being stalked by an invisible hunter from space
822	Caster dreams of unicorns and wonders if heís an automaton
823	Caster drinks any potions heís now carrying
824	Caster eat food for 1d12 hours after using a magic item
825	Caster embraces someone nearby and is reluctant to let go
826	Caster embraces the nearest tree and refuses to let go
827	Caster ends his conversations with an annoying catch phrase
828	Caster engages in a long, heated debate with the nearest tree
829	Caster enjoys the taste of fire
830	Caster enjoys the taste of lamp oil
831	Caster erases one randomly-chosen spell from his spellbook
832	Caster experiences pain if he handles jewels or precious gems
833	Caster experiences pain when he spends money
834	Caster experiences violent, full-body spasms for 2d4 rounds
835	Caster faces True North and is stuck that way for one turn
836	Caster falls down the next flight of steps he encounters
837	Caster falls from the nearest tree
838	Caster falls madly in love with someone heís never heard of
839	Caster falls madly in love with someone whoís never existed
840	Caster fears densely wooded areas
841	Caster fears non-magical, non-humanoid mammals
842	Caster fears that heíll be damned forever whenever he uses magic
843	Caster fears that heíll cease to exist if he causes another Burst
844	Caster fears that his allies are vanishing one by one
845	Caster fears that his limbs are vanishing one by one
846	Caster fears that spiders have lain countless eggs in his brain
847	Caster fears the reaper
848	Caster feels a psychic bond to someone unknown but nearby
849	Caster feels as if heís always walking on a slope
850	Caster feels as though heís trudging through knee-deep snow
851	Caster feels as though heís trudging uphill
852	Caster feels constant, overwhelming hunger while in his home
853	Caster feels countless small snakes crawling all over his body
854	Caster feels incredible hostility toward non-magic users
855	Caster feels incredible hostility toward other magic users
856	Caster feels inexplicable anxiety when he hears his name
857	Caster feels inexplicable anxiety while at full hit points
858	Caster feels inexplicable nostalgia when he meets new people
859	Caster feels intense but unfocused hatred for 1d6 hours
860	Caster feels intense discomfort when people smile at him
861	Caster feels more comfortable among the undead than the living
862	Caster feels overpowering fear in the presence of steam
863	Caster feels overpowering hatred for the next magic item he sees
864	Caster feels powerless unless everyone knows heís a magic user
865	Caster feels powerless unless heís wearing boots on his hands
866	Caster feels strangely calm while in the presence of dragons
867	Caster feels thorny roots growing slowly through his flesh
868	Caster fiercely covets the next magical ring he sees
869	Caster finds 1d100 cans containing pink, processed meat in jelly
870	Caster finds 1d4 extra spells in his spellbook
871	Caster finds 1d4 small rodents living in his spellbook
872	Caster finds 2d6 white pills, each of which heals 1d20 hit points
873	Caster finds 2d8 real-looking but useless spells in his spellbook
874	Caster finds a barrel full of rancid mayonnaise
875	Caster finds a book describing the methods for self-dissection
876	Caster finds a book that will shatter his sanity if he reads it
877	Caster finds a compelling but incomprehensible magical tome
878	Caster finds a copy of Aristotleís long-lost Poetics of Comedy
879	Caster finds a copy of his own ghost-written autobiography
880	Caster finds a crystal containing a tiny image of himself
881	Caster finds a cube of frozen human blood, one foot on a side
882	Caster finds a four-valve trumpet that can raise the dead
883	Caster finds a handful of mysterious pills in his pocket
884	Caster finds a handful of rainbow-colored powder in his pocket
885	Caster finds a hideous carved idol of a cephalopoid god-monster
886	Caster finds a key that explodes when inserted into any lock
887	Caster finds a large, cursed diamond in the next hole he digs
888	Caster finds a large, gold box containing nothing but sand
889	Caster finds a large, metal disc engraved with his image
890	Caster finds a list of assassination targets; his name is next
891	Caster finds a magic wand but for some reason is afraid to use it
892	Caster finds a minor artifact in the next hole he digs
893	Caster finds a mirror that grants false visions of the future
894	Caster finds a mirror that reflects everyone but him
895	Caster finds a mirror that reflects only vampires
896	Caster finds a notebook detailing the way he was built in a lab
897	Caster finds a number that divides evenly into all prime numbers
898	Caster finds a pair of gloves that devour any hands inside them
899	Caster finds a pair of gloves that turn to steel when worn
900	Caster finds a pair of stone tablets engraved with quaint laws
901	Caster finds a possibly inaccurate chronology of his entire life
902	Caster finds a potion 90% likely to heal and 10% likely to kill
903	Caster finds a potion that can instantly cause his death
904	Caster finds a potion that can instill zealous religious fervor
905	Caster finds a potion that can turn him into an invisible cat
906	Caster finds a potion that induces permanent madness in horses
907	Caster finds a potion that makes the drinker even more visible
908	Caster finds a pouch full of 1d100 totally identical teeth
909	Caster finds a pouch full of highly flammable black dust
910	Caster finds a powder that burns trolls as if it were strong acid
911	Caster finds a powder that can dissolve up to one pound of gold
912	Caster finds a powder that can eliminate any poison from food
913	Caster finds a powder that can render the invisible visible
914	Caster finds a powder that can turn a zombie into an inert corpse
915	Caster finds a powder that can turn an inert corpse into a zombie
916	Caster finds a powder that combusts in the presence of orcs
917	Caster finds a powder that induces addictive euphoria if inhaled
918	Caster finds a powder that induces extreme covetousness
919	Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to everyone but him
920	Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to him but no one else
921	Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to large-sized insects
922	Caster finds a powder that quickly seals open wounds
923	Caster finds a powder that repels elementals
924	Caster finds a sack full of his own crematory remains
925	Caster finds a satchel containing his weight in gold pieces
926	Caster finds a scroll describing exactly how & when heíll die
927	Caster finds a secret passage in the next room he enters
928	Caster finds a set of high-quality watchmakerís tools
929	Caster finds a small iron box containing 4d8 of his own teeth
930	Caster finds a treasure map in the next animal he butchers
931	Caster finds a treasure map that others will kill to possess
932	Caster finds a trumpet that, if blown, may herald the End Times
933	Caster finds a weapon that can kill a god
934	Caster finds a wooden box whose interior canít be illuminated
935	Caster finds an amulet that repels Summoned creatures
936	Caster finds black meat like a tainted cheese
937	Caster finds blueprints for building some anachronistic device
938	Caster finds convincing evidence that heís just a clone
939	Caster finds foul odors pleasant and pleasant scents repulsive
940	Caster finds his own decaying corpse in the next hole he digs
941	Caster finds proof that a dangerous secret society runs the world
942	Caster finds strong evidence that the apocalypse is nigh
943	Caster finds strong evidence that the planet is artificial
944	Caster finds the ruins of a vast magical library
945	Caster finds the sight of cooked meat to be highly offensive
946	Caster finds the whole idea of "names" to be silly and pointless
947	Caster finds the wreckage of a seagoing vessel in a nearby forest
948	Caster finds two of the three keys needed to unlock the world
949	Caster flees this spot and canít return for at least one year
950	Caster flees, panic-stricken, at top speed in a random direction
951	Caster flickers like a guttering candle for 1d6 turns
952	Caster flies into a fury when he removes his shoes
953	Caster flies into a murderous rage and attacks his nearest ally
954	Caster forgets any fire that he lights
955	Caster forgets any first-level spell he now has memorized
956	Caster forgets everyoneís name
957	Caster forgets everything he knows about etiquette
958	Caster forgets how to open his spellbook
959	Caster forgets how to use knives and blades of all kinds
960	Caster forgets how to use magic for 1d4 days
961	Caster forgets how to walk for 1d12 hours
962	Caster forgets that his name is a vile expletive in Dwarfish
963	Caster gains 1d4 points of Strength; loses one point per day
964	Caster gains experience at 2X normal rate until he gains a level
965	Caster gains minor access to a formerly forbidden school of magic
966	Caster gains no benefit from magical healing during daylight
967	Caster gains no benefit from wearing gloves or gauntlets
968	Caster gains one pound per level of spells he casts
969	Caster gains one pound per round for the next 1d100 rounds
970	Caster generally seems to be lying when talking about magic
971	Caster gets a splinter every time he wields a wooden weapon
972	Caster gives his party two weeksí notice before resigning
973	Caster glows as bright as daylight while heís asleep
974	Caster goes berserk and attacks the next undead creature he sees
975	Caster goes berserk in the presence of royalty
976	Caster goes berserk whenever he receives magical healing
977	Caster goes on and on about his misunderstood genius
978	Caster goes out of his way to appear humble and unassuming
979	Caster goes out of his way to avoid using magic in combat
980	Caster goes out of his way to be offensive to royalty
981	Caster goes out of his way to draw attention to himself in battle
982	Caster gradually becomes more and more angular
983	Caster gradually becomes more and more turtle-like
984	Caster growls in his sleep like a tiger
985	Caster grows 1d10 new and mysterious organs in his abdomen
986	Caster grows an additional finger each week
987	Caster grows one inch per day for the next 2d4-1 days
988	Caster hallucinates wildly the next time he drinks water
989	Caster hallucinates wildly until he drinks a quart of water
990	Caster has 5 Intelligence for 1d6 turns
991	Caster has 5 Strength for 1d4 turns
992	Caster has 1d100 real-looking but useless copies of his spellbook
993	Caster has a +10 bonus on each of his next 1d4 dice rolls
994	Caster has a 10% chance to control any Summoned entity he sees
995	Caster has a 10% chance to pick any mechanical lock
996	Caster has a 25% chance to go blind in each of the next 4 rounds
997	Caster has a blood-sworn enemy in every town within 500 miles
998	Caster has a clear memory of building himself from scratch
999	Caster has a close relative in every town within 500 miles
1000	Caster has a crystal cube that enables him to see through wood

1001-2000 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	Caster has a cumulative 1% chance daily to be eaten by a dragon
2	Caster has a cumulative 1% chance daily to turn to stone
3	Caster has a flat 10% chance to know any new language he hears
4	Caster has a habit of issuing idle but poorly-considered threats
5	Caster has a large but harmless hole at the top of his head
6	Caster has a parrot on his shoulder and a peg leg
7	Caster has a powerful craving for charcoal, sulfur, and saltpeter
8	Caster has a powerful craving for the bark of the hemlock tree
9	Caster has a reputation, perhaps undeserved, for wild debauchery
10	Caster has a scar as if his head were severed and reattached
11	Caster has a small keyhole in the palm of his right hand
12	Caster has a star-shaped dent at the back of his head
13	Caster has a violent argument with the next soldier he meets
14	Caster has an almost paralyzing fear of death and the dead
15	Caster has an answer for everything
16	Caster has an extraordinary sense of balance
17	Caster has an identical face on the back of his head
18	Caster has an inexplicable but overwhelming fear of sunrise
19	Caster has an out-of-body experience and can't find his way back
20	Caster has an overpowering hatred of artificial light sources
21	Caster has an ugly mole just like a nose
22	Caster has an ugly nose just like a mole
23	Caster has been carrying a sack full of manure for 1d4 days
24	Caster has blasphemous tattoos over most of his body
25	Caster has dreadful dreams of a foul, ancient, and tentacled god
26	Caster has faulty direction sense while carrying his spellbook
27	Caster has misgivings about those mushrooms he ate yesterday
28	Caster has no internal organs; he's a homogenous mush inside
29	Caster has no scent whatsoever
30	Caster has ram's horns growing from his hips
31	Caster has rings on his fingers and bells on his toes
32	Caster has scars as if his skeleton had been torn out of his body
33	Caster has silly and pornographic tattoos over most of his body
34	Caster has ten thumbs in his mouth
35	Caster has ten thumbs instead of fingers
36	Caster has ten thumbs somewhere on his body
37	Caster has tiny mathematical formulae tattooed all over his body
38	Caster has vivid but false memories of a past life
39	Caster has vivid but false memories of the last 24 hours
40	Caster has vivid dreams of his own death each night
41	Caster hasn't eaten during the past 1d100 days
42	Caster hatches numerous schemes for destroying the world
43	Caster hears a heavenly choir singing his praises for 1d4 hours
44	Caster hears crickets chirping loudly from now on
45	Caster hears malevolent voices nearby whispering about his doom
46	Caster hears normally except for voices, which seem subtly muted
47	Caster hears the echo of his own voice whenever he speaks
48	Caster hears the footfalls of a hungry predator nearby
49	Caster hears waves crashing on a beach no matter where he is
50	Caster henceforth casts this spell as if he's two levels higher
51	Caster henceforth gains an additional hit point at each level
52	Caster henceforth has a bonus 10% chance to learn new spells
53	Caster henceforth needs only one-third the normal amount of food
54	Caster hurls his spellbook as far as he can
55	Caster informs people of what he judges his greatest weakness
56	Caster insists that he's proficient in some obscure martial art
57	Caster invokes dubiously relevant entities in times of stress
58	Caster is 1% likely to be killed by a meteor on any given day
59	Caster is 5% likely to become a god if he drowns himself
60	Caster is 5% likely to become a god if he kills himself by fire
61	Caster is 10% likely never to have existed at all
62	Caster is 10% likely to be immune to any single dose of poison
63	Caster is 10% likely to be invisible to any female that he meets
64	Caster is 10% likely to be invisible to any male that he meets
65	Caster is 10% likely to be resurrected if his corpse is set afire
66	Caster is 10% likely to be totally immune to any single attack
67	Caster is 10% likely to believe even the most outrageous of lies
68	Caster is 10% likely to have been sired by a powerful demon
69	Caster is 10% likely to sympathize with any enemy he injures
70	Caster is 15% likely to have read any book he sees
71	Caster is 20% likely to faint outright at the sight of blood
72	Caster is 20% likely to sneeze and disrupt any spell he casts
73	Caster is 20% likely to turn to stone while swimming
74	Caster is 2X as old as the oldest person within 100 yards
75	Caster is 50% likely to drown in any water deeper than he is tall
76	Caster is 60% likely to misplace any money he receives
77	Caster is able to see his own eyes
78	Caster is absolutely convinced that he's a zombie
79	Caster is afflicted with severe frostbite in 1d4 limbs
80	Caster is afflicted with vampirism, but only during the day
81	Caster is always and easily recognizable as a spellcaster
82	Caster is an untamed youth, that's the truth, with a cloak full of eagles
83	Caster is attacked by a shark when he next enters a river
84	Caster is attacked by countless stinging earthworms
85	Caster is attacked by goats the next time he crosses a bridge
86	Caster is attacked by vengeful imps that resemble small children
87	Caster is attended by numerous grooming birds, like a crocodile
88	Caster is blind unless he's carrying at least 4d10 gold coins
89	Caster is blind while he's invisible
90	Caster is blind while his spellbook is open
91	Caster is blind while within any artificial structure
92	Caster is blinded for 2d8 rounds by a swirl of tiny feathers
93	Caster is bricked up in an underground cell with a cask of wine
94	Caster is briefly obscured by a dense cloud of sawdust
95	Caster is briefly paralyzed at the sight of his own blood
96	Caster is briefly stunned by a shower of hard beans
97	Caster is brutally punched in the stomach by an unseen hand
98	Caster is carrying 1d4+1 waterskins filled with human blood
99	Caster is carrying a bowl full of water that he must not spill
100	Caster is certain that a horrible monster is living inside him
101	Caster is certain that every meal he eats contains strong poison
102	Caster is certain that he can breathe underwater
103	Caster is certain that he has just killed his guardian angel
104	Caster is certain that he used to have four arms
105	Caster is certain that he'll become immortal if he's beheaded
106	Caster is certain that he'll die in the next 1d4 rounds
107	Caster is certain that he's recently returned from the future
108	Caster is certain that he's transforming into a horrible monster
109	Caster is certain that his soul is buried under the nearest tree
110	Caster is chained to a desk in some high-rise office building
111	Caster is chained to an anvil
112	Caster is clad in funerary wraps as if he's about to be interred
113	Caster is completely invulnerable to all harm for 1d4 rounds
114	Caster is convinced that he once ate an entire person
115	Caster is convinced that he only exists as numbers on paper
116	Caster is convinced that his allies plan to kill and eat him
117	Caster is covered in a shell of frozen slime
118	Caster is covered in barnacles
119	Caster is covered in indelible, jet-black handprints
120	Caster is covered in ketchup
121	Caster is covered in peanut butter
122	Caster is covered in sucker marks as though hugged by an octopus
123	Caster is deaf and blind until sunrise tomorrow
124	Caster is determined to destroy his staff or spellbook
125	Caster is determined to rid himself of his nails, teeth, and hair
126	Caster is distracted by something stuck between his teeth
127	Caster is drawn forcefully toward the spell's target point
128	Caster is dressed like a high-class burlesque performer
129	Caster is eager to find out just how fireproof he really is
130	Caster is eager to find out just how much blood he can lose
131	Caster is encased from the waist down in a block of cheese
132	Caster is encased up to his neck in a shell of concrete
133	Caster is enclosed in a large paper bag
134	Caster is entirely immune to magic for 1d8 rounds
135	Caster is feared and respected by Hill Giants
136	Caster is fiercely addicted to some astonishingly rare substance
137	Caster is filled with Righteous Indignation
138	Caster is forcibly barred from the next town he attempts to enter
139	Caster is full o' the milk of human kindness
140	Caster is half the age of the youngest person within 100 yards
141	Caster is Healed each time he triggers a Chaos Burst
142	Caster is held responsible for the massacre of innocent townsfolk
143	Caster is held without counsel in a secure location for 1d4 days
144	Caster is horribly afraid to use magic weapons in daylight
145	Caster is horribly afraid to use metal weapons
146	Caster is hurled from here into the nearest lake
147	Caster is immune to all attempts at telepathy or mind-reading
148	Caster is immune to all harm until he attacks or uses magic
149	Caster is immune to all poisons, but normal ice is deadly to him
150	Caster is immune to any bludgeon not forged on this world
151	Caster is immune to any poison administered via blade or needle
152	Caster is immune to any poison ingested with food or drink
153	Caster is immune to beneficial clerical magic for 1d6 days
154	Caster is immune to beneficial enchantments for 1d8 days
155	Caster is immune to cold-based attacks while blindfolded
156	Caster is immune to cold-based attacks while he's on fire
157	Caster is immune to electrical attacks while he's barefoot
158	Caster is immune to electrical magic at night while it's snowing
159	Caster is immune to fear while holding a spider in his mouth
160	Caster is immune to fire from the waist down
161	Caster is immune to fire while holding a wren's egg in his mouth
162	Caster is immune to gaze attacks while holding his open spellbook
163	Caster is immune to gaze attacks while singing
164	Caster is immune to liquid-based poisons for one year
165	Caster is immune to magic for 1d8 days but can't use magic either
166	Caster is immune to magic until he imbibes any liquid
167	Caster is immune to missile-based spells while naked
168	Caster is immune to natural cold while naked and unencumbered
169	Caster is immune to necromantic magic while standing on his head
170	Caster is immune to necromantic magic while wearing silk mittens
171	Caster is immune to non-magical charm-based effects
172	Caster is immune to non-magical disease while holding a chicken
173	Caster is immune to non-magical missiles for 1d8 hours
174	Caster is immune to non-magical venom
175	Caster is immune to non-magical, non-gaseous poisons
176	Caster is immune to oil-based fire for 1d12 months
177	Caster is immune to poison gas while his feet are wet
178	Caster is immune to sarcasm
179	Caster is immune to the effects of dehydration
180	Caster is immune to the effects of illusory sound
181	Caster is immune to the effects of smoke inhalation
182	Caster is immune to the effects of the Wish spell
183	Caster is immune to the next 1d100 hit points of fire damage
184	Caster is inappropriately frank about his bodily functions
185	Caster is inclined to attack any who offer him magical healing
186	Caster is inclined to attack anyone representing the crown
187	Caster is increasingly convinced that he just might be a deity
188	Caster is intensely curious about the limits of his own mortality
189	Caster is intensely curious about the taste of certain poisons
190	Caster is invisible from his hips to his sternum
191	Caster is invisible to 1d4 people nearby
192	Caster is invisible to dragons for one year
193	Caster is invisible to dragons while in direct sunlight
194	Caster is invisible to female herbivores
195	Caster is invisible to females for 2d6 turns
196	Caster is invisible to Hill Giants
197	Caster is invisible to himself for 1d4 weeks
198	Caster is invisible to himself from the waist down
199	Caster is invisible to horses
200	Caster is invisible to infravision
201	Caster is invisible to inherently invisible creatures
202	Caster is invisible to males for 2d6 turns
203	Caster is invisible to members of his immediate family
204	Caster is invisible to non-magical reptiles
205	Caster is invisible to non-magical reptiles for 1d4 hours
206	Caster is invisible to the person who most recently wounded him
207	Caster is invisible while underwater
208	Caster is invited to join a colony of cannibals for dinner
209	Caster is known to have had illicit dealings with the undead
210	Caster is known to have predicated in scandalous fertility rites
211	Caster is naturally camouflaged for stealth in a snowy setting
212	Caster is nearly paralyzed by fear while his spellbook is open
213	Caster is on the verge of starvation, no matter how much he eats
214	Caster is owed a favor by the local magistrate
215	Caster is paralyzed from the neck up for 1d6 rounds
216	Caster is partially immune to magical cold while holding an apple
217	Caster is permanently disfigured by the next fire he sets
218	Caster is permanently invisible to the next person to injure him
219	Caster is pinned beneath a large tombstone bearing his name
220	Caster is poisoned and has 6d6 days to find its only antidote
221	Caster is punctured as if he'd spent the night in an iron maiden
222	Caster is ravenously hungry after each battle
223	Caster is reduced to first level for 4d6 hours
224	Caster is reduced to one hit point when he next triggers a Burst
225	Caster is related by blood to no one who has ever lived
226	Caster is reluctant to bring his spellbook indoors
227	Caster is reluctant to carry any weapons after sunset
228	Caster is reluctant to cast any spell that he now has memorized
229	Caster is reluctant to enter any building he's previously entered
230	Caster is reluctant to get blood on any of his weapons
231	Caster is reluctant to wield any weapon that hasn't drawn blood
232	Caster is rumored to be an artificial, creature without a soul
233	Caster is rumored to be plotting a political assassination
234	Caster is rumored to be protected by a mighty dragon
235	Caster is rumored to be the reincarnation of a despised tyrant
236	Caster is rumored to drink orc's blood by the quart
237	Caster is rumored to have been replaced by an infernal impostor
238	Caster is rumored to have killed the last person to ask his name
239	Caster is rumored to have murdered hundreds of innocent people
240	Caster is rumored to have orc's blood flowing through his veins
241	Caster is rumored to have paid orcs to perform unseemly services
242	Caster is rumored to have participated in dreadful funerary rites
243	Caster is rumored to have participated in genocide against Elves
244	Caster is rumored to have participated in the murder of a deity
245	Caster is rumored to have performed horrid rituals on Dwarves
246	Caster is rumored to have placed a huge bounty on his own head
247	Caster is rumored to have sold his family into slavery
248	Caster is rumored to have the heart of a goblin
249	Caster is rumored to have wronged a member of the royal family
250	Caster is rumored to use clairvoyance for purposes of voyeurism
251	Caster is scarred as if he'd been burned over 80% of his body
252	Caster is scrupulously honest in all financial dealings
253	Caster is sealed in a huge but otherwise normal chicken egg
254	Caster is sealed in a pine coffin
255	Caster is sealed in an oak barrel
256	Caster is seated on a platform high atop a tall, narrow pole
257	Caster is skilled in a new weapon but can't use it in daylight
258	Caster is Slowed when he becomes invisible
259	Caster is smeared from head to toe with molasses
260	Caster is soaked each time he casts a water-based spell
261	Caster is somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert
262	Caster is soon jailed for public lewdness and profanity
263	Caster is soon jailed for suspicion of murder
264	Caster is soon jailed for unlawful use of magical knowledge
265	Caster is sought by a band of militant vivisectionists
266	Caster is sparsely flecked with salt like a pretzel
267	Caster is standing in an open field, west of a white house
268	Caster is stricken mute until he's cut by a magic weapon
269	Caster is stripped of monetary wealth except what he's carrying
270	Caster is suddenly alone at the center of a vast field of slag
271	Caster is suddenly carrying a twenty-pound sack full of straw
272	Caster is suddenly in the throes of advanced labor
273	Caster is suddenly on the other side of the nearest locked door
274	Caster is suddenly seated on a throne formed of apple cores
275	Caster is suddenly sitting in an elegant bathtub
276	Caster is suddenly standing at the base of the nearest waterfall
277	Caster is suddenly standing atop a single stilt
278	Caster is suddenly standing atop a very tall ladder
279	Caster is suddenly standing atop the nearest boulder
280	Caster is suddenly standing atop the nearest horse
281	Caster is suddenly standing in a bucket of butter
282	Caster is suddenly standing in a canoe on a rushing river
283	Caster is suddenly standing in the middle of a snow-covered field
284	Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest blacksmith's smithy
285	Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest brothel
286	Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest holy water font
287	Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest pig sty
288	Caster is suddenly standing knee-deep in manure
289	Caster is suddenly standing on a two-foot cube of solid aluminum
290	Caster is suddenly surrounded by a quartet of skunks
291	Caster is suddenly unsure that he really wants to be a magic user
292	Caster is suddenly wearing a full suit of Elven chain armor
293	Caster is surrounded by eight-foot-tall slabs of concrete
294	Caster is suspected of plotting the destruction of the world
295	Caster is terrible at estimating quantities, distance, and time
296	Caster is terrified of hourglasses and time-keeping devices
297	Caster is the victim of a vast, well-coordinated conspiracy
298	Caster is the victim of a well-coordinated propaganda assault
299	Caster is the worst liar in the history of intelligent discourse
300	Caster is thickly shrouded in cobwebs
301	Caster is thoroughly entangled in the tentacles of a man-of-war
302	Caster is thoroughly smeared in bacon grease
303	Caster is thoroughly soaked with egg whites
304	Caster is thought to have a huge bounty on his head
305	Caster is thrown 1d4x1000 years into the future for 1d4 rounds
306	Caster is thrown 4d6 feet into the air
307	Caster is thrown 4d6 hours into the future
308	Caster is thrown violently backward from the spell's target point
309	Caster is tightly bound in strong wire
310	Caster is tightly wrapped in a straightjacket
311	Caster is trampled by a boar
312	Caster is trapped in a column of brackish water for 1d4 rounds
313	Caster is unable to ask questions
314	Caster is unable to cross any bridge that spans flowing water
315	Caster is unable to enter into infernal pacts
316	Caster is unaffected by magical wind for 1d4 months
317	Caster is unaffected by magically-created metal
318	Caster is unaffected by natural wind
319	Caster is unaffected by the spell Remove Curse
320	Caster is unharmed by extremes of sound
321	Caster is unharmed by moldy or rotten food
322	Caster is universally treated like a hated criminal for 1d8 days
323	Caster is unknowingly inducted into a secret society
324	Caster is utterly unable to assess his own injuries
325	Caster is utterly unable to disguise himself by magic
326	Caster is vaguely aware of any deliberate threat upon his life
327	Caster is very susceptible to peer pressure in matters of alcohol
328	Caster is violently ejected from the next building he enters
329	Caster is wearing a deep-sea diving costume with copper helmet
330	Caster is wearing a welder's mask and can't remove it until dawn
331	Caster is wearing an ornate mask made of the most delicate glass
332	Caster is wearing blood-soaked surgical gloves
333	Caster is wearing boxing gloves and can't remove them until dawn
334	Caster is wearing bunny fur
335	Caster is wearing clothes that are 10d10 centuries out of date
336	Caster is wearing enough clothing for 3d4 people
337	Caster is wearing extraordinarily glamorous false eyelashes
338	Caster is wearing golf shoes
339	Caster is wearing his mother's wedding gown
340	Caster is wearing horseshoes
341	Caster is wearing ice skates
342	Caster is wearing nothing but a thin loincloth
343	Caster is wearing roller skates
344	Caster is wearing snowshoes and can't remove them until it snows
345	Caster is wearing the clothes that he'll be wearing when he dies
346	Caster is wearing the leathered skin of a recently dead king
347	Caster is wearing what appears to be his heart on his sleeve
348	Caster is widely known to be a reprehensible hedonist
349	Caster is worshipped as a god by some degenerate, isolated tribe
350	Caster is wracked by searing pain every time he asks a question
351	Caster is wracked by searing pain when he draws another's blood
352	Caster is wracked by searing pain when he touches the undead
353	Caster isn't quite certain that he's not the spawn of a demon
354	Caster jams both thumbs deep into his nostrils for 1d6 rounds
355	Caster just barely passes for a member of his race
356	Caster keeps smelling burnt toast
357	Caster keeps talking despite everyone's utter lack of interest
358	Caster knows a method by which gold can be tempered like steel
359	Caster knows a new language for 1d4 weeks
360	Caster knows a spell that will slay him instantly
361	Caster knows that he'll go mad if he says his name aloud
362	Caster knows the location of every mammal now within one mile
363	Caster knows the secret language of frogs and toads
364	Caster laughs heartily when he sees his allies injured
365	Caster leaps from the next bridge that he crosses
366	Caster learns a damaging secret about one of his allies
367	Caster learns that he's been assigned to some government position
368	Caster learns that his arranged marriage is due to occur tomorrow
369	Caster learns that his parents were undead on the day he was born
370	Caster leaves no footprints in snow
371	Caster likes to tell everyone that he has an eidetic memory
372	Caster looks as if he's been submerged in a bog for six months
373	Caster loses 10d1000 gold pieces in a wacky investment scheme
374	Caster loses 1d10 hit points if a nearby cleric Turns Undead
375	Caster loses 1d10 points of Strength; regains one point per day
376	Caster loses 1d4 hit points each round that he's invisible
377	Caster loses 1d4 hit points every time he speaks a pun
378	Caster loses 1d4 hit points per hour until sunset tonight
379	Caster loses 3d8 hit points any time he uses the spell Read Magic
380	Caster loses access to a single school of magic for 1d4 weeks
381	Caster loses access to all but one school of magic for 2d6 days
382	Caster loses all comprehension of the concept of money
383	Caster loses all hair on the left side of his body
384	Caster loses one hit point each time he calls someone by name
385	Caster loses one hit point per level of spells cast in sunlight
386	Caster loses one point of Charisma for each hit point he loses
387	Caster loses one point of Charisma per day for 3d6 weeks
388	Caster loses one pound per level of spell he casts
389	Caster loses only 1 hit point from the next 3d8 attacks upon him
390	Caster makes outrageous bets about the most unlikely events
391	Caster mentions a wish to join a secret society called The Tres
392	Caster mispronounces everyone's name, offensively if possible
393	Caster must carry at least one pound of raw meat at all times
394	Caster must carry his spellbook in hand, not in a bag or pouch
395	Caster must drink his weight in water by sunset
396	Caster must drink salt water instead of fresh water
397	Caster must eat at least one pound of salt each week
398	Caster must include a vile expletive in every sentence he speaks
399	Caster must insult any figure of authority at least 1d4 times
400	Caster must Save or his arms start decomposing as if he's dead
401	Caster must Save or turn into an anthropomorphic weasel
402	Caster must Save vs Fortitude or food turns to iron in his mouth
403	Caster must Save vs Fortitude or his lungs turn to gold
404	Caster must Save vs Fortitude, or his weight doubles
405	Caster must Save vs Will or attempt to disembowel himself
406	Caster must Save vs Will or begin aging twenty years per round
407	Caster must Save vs Will, or he becomes permanently illiterate
408	Caster must state his name to anyone who asks it
409	Caster no longer able to share with others
410	Caster no longer believes that magic really exists
411	Caster no longer needs to eat but can't heal injuries naturally
412	Caster no longer perspires
413	Caster no longer produces saliva
414	Caster now breathes nitrogen instead of oxygen
415	Caster obsessively pursues his goal of acquiring a second head
416	Caster offers to sell his spellbook to the lowest bidder
417	Caster only needs to eat during alternating weeks
418	Caster owes 10d100 gold pieces to the next person he touches
419	Caster owes 1d4 gold pieces to everyone within 100 yards
420	Caster owes a colossal sum of money to a local lender
421	Caster owes his life to someone who won't be born for centuries
422	Caster perceives an assassin hiding behind every tree and rock
423	Caster perceives marbles to be rolling around inside his skull
424	Caster perceives mysterious ships to be flying in the air nearby
425	Caster permanently gains 1d4-1 hit points
426	Caster permanently gains an additional 1d4 hit points
427	Caster permanently loses 1d4-1 hit points
428	Caster permanently loses the sense of taste
429	Caster prefers not to cast magic indoors
430	Caster prefers not to cast magic unless it's raining
431	Caster prefers not to cast magic while anyone is watching him
432	Caster prefers not to cast magic while it's raining
433	Caster projects an air of competence even when it's unwarranted
434	Caster prophesies that he'll die by drowning in melted butter
435	Caster publicly curses a member of the royal family
436	Caster pursues a disastrous fiscal policy despite public outcry
437	Caster quickly rusts if someone else's blood touches him
438	Caster randomly teleports 1d100 yards when he becomes invisible
439	Caster raves like a lunatic whenever he witnesses a spellcasting
440	Caster reacts to hospitality with shocking boorishness
441	Caster reacts violently to any perceived insults
442	Caster reacts violently to anyone bearing a coat-of-arms
443	Caster reacts violently to anyone he hears using improper grammar
444	Caster reacts violently to anyone who asks his name
445	Caster reacts violently to conspicuous rhymes in speech
446	Caster reacts violently to offers of food or water
447	Caster reacts violently to religious symbols displayed in battle
448	Caster reacts violently to the scent of baking bread
449	Caster realizes he's an escaped slave whose owner is tracking him
450	Caster realizes that chickens and ducks are plotting a mutiny
451	Caster realizes that he's his left arm isn't actually attached
452	Caster realizes that he's lived this day repeatedly for years
453	Caster realizes that he's skilled in the use of the bola
454	Caster realizes that he's standing on a trapdoor over a deep pit
455	Caster realizes that he's very close to fulfilling his destiny
456	Caster realizes that his name is a synonym for manure
457	Caster recalls enduring hideous torture but doesn't know when
458	Caster recalls every insult with remarkable clarity
459	Caster receives a divine vision of some dreadfully mundane event
460	Caster receives no Save against the next spell cast against him
461	Caster recently drank a poison or a potion; he can't recall which
462	Caster recently found a powerful artifact but doesn't realize it
463	Caster recently took an inviolable vow but can quite remember it
464	Caster recites a long list of grievances against his allies
465	Caster recites that bit from Macbeth whenever he holds a dagger
466	Caster refers to his allies by cute nicknames
467	Caster refers to his spellbook as his "Booky-Wooky"
468	Caster refuses to carry any gems or jewels
469	Caster refuses to eat in the presence of Dwarves
470	Caster refuses to enter any town that isn't encircled by a wall
471	Caster refuses to handle any blade that hasn't drawn blood
472	Caster refuses to rage, rage against the dying of the light
473	Caster refuses to speak to anyone while his spellbook is open
474	Caster refuses to speak to anyone who addresses him by name
475	Caster refuses to speak with one particular ally
476	Caster refuses to wield any weapon not engraved with his name
477	Caster refuses to wield any weapon that has ever drawn blood
478	Caster repeats the next round 1d100 times
479	Caster requires only 1d8 hours of sleep per week
480	Caster reveals that he enjoys the taste of roasted Dwarf
481	Caster reveals that he's a doppelganger
482	Caster routinely forgets magical command words
483	Caster routinely forgets that he can't breathe underwater
484	Caster routinely forgets that poisons are harmful when ingested
485	Caster routinely forgets the reason he stood up, sat down, etc.
486	Caster routinely forgets to douse campfires, cooking fires, etc.
487	Caster routinely forgets to draw a weapon before attacking
488	Caster routinely forgets to eat, even when he's famished
489	Caster routinely forgets to lie down before sleeping
490	Caster routinely forgets to put his clothes on after bathing
491	Caster routinely forgets to remove his clothes before bathing
492	Caster routinely forgets where he is and where he's going
493	Caster routinely forgets where he left his spellbook
494	Caster routinely forgets whether or not he's wearing armor
495	Caster routinely forgets which spells he has memorized
496	Caster routinely loses his train of thought mid-sentence
497	Caster runs to and attempts to uproot the nearest tree
498	Caster runs to the nearest abattoir
499	Caster seeks sanctuary in the nearest brothel
500	Caster sees as if everything is cloaked in perpetual twilight
501	Caster sees as if his eyes were hovering one foot to the left
502	Caster sees as if his eyes were in the back of his head
503	Caster sees as if his eyes were where his ears are
504	Caster sees colorful ribbons swirling in the air around him
505	Caster sees cryptic messages in the patterns of plant growth
506	Caster sees everything as if he's deep underwater
507	Caster sees everything as through a glass, darkly
508	Caster sees geysers of flaming pitch erupting all around him
509	Caster sees ghostly courtesans all around him
510	Caster sees huge bats and manta rays whirling all around him
511	Caster sees in daylight as if it's night, and vice versa
512	Caster sees menacing, shadowy figures everywhere he goes
513	Caster sees the spell's target point as a place of great holiness
514	Caster selected today's attire with insufficient forethought
515	Caster seriously considers abandoning magic for all time
516	Caster seriously considers entering the clergy
517	Caster shatters like glass if he falls more than 2X his height
518	Caster shivers uncontrollably in the presence of fire
519	Caster shows all signs of plague but is actually quite healthy
520	Caster shows everyone his wounds and asks if they look infected
521	Caster shrieks like a fire alarm in the presence of fire
522	Caster shrinks by 50% upon losing 50% of his hit points
523	Caster shuns the company of other magic users
524	Caster shuns the use of magic items as being "amateurish"
525	Caster shuns the use of weapons that contain ferrous metal
526	Caster sinks like a stone in water but cannot drown
527	Caster smells faintly of cabbage
528	Caster smells strongly burnt toast
529	Caster smells strongly of alcohol
530	Caster smells strongly of blood while he's wet
531	Caster smells strongly of boiling tar
532	Caster smells strongly of exotic perfumes
533	Caster smells strongly of fuel oil
534	Caster smells strongly of fungus while he's near a campfire
535	Caster smells strongly of garlic
536	Caster smells strongly of peppermint
537	Caster smells strongly of rose petals
538	Caster sneezes 1d20 times in each of the next 1d20 rounds
539	Caster sneezes repeatedly when he becomes invisible
540	Caster sparkles as though dusted with glitter from now on
541	Caster speaks in an obviously fake and irritating Cockney accent
542	Caster spends 1d4 rounds attacking the nearest tree
543	Caster spends 1d4 rounds attempting to ignite his shoes
544	Caster spends 1d4 rounds trying to cast this same spell
545	Caster spends 1d4 rounds trying to strangle himself with his hair
546	Caster spends 2d10 rounds racing toward the nearest coastline
547	Caster spends 2d10 rounds trying to look into his own ears
548	Caster spends all of his money on the next thing he buys
549	Caster spews philosophical gobbledygook about one-hand-clapping
550	Caster spouts water like a gargoyle for 1d4 rounds
551	Caster spreads vicious and embarrassing rumors about himself
552	Caster sprouts a dorsal fin
553	Caster sprouts a ghastly tentacle from the center of his chest
554	Caster sprouts a large, spongy mass between his shoulder blades
555	Caster sprouts a mane like a lion's
556	Caster sprouts a new ear on the back of one hand
557	Caster sprouts a pretty flower from his chin
558	Caster sprouts a prominent brow ridge
559	Caster sprouts a retractable metal antenna from his forehead
560	Caster sprouts a small, flaming wick atop of his head
561	Caster sprouts a tiny horn from the tip of his nose
562	Caster sprouts a zipper along the length of his spine
563	Caster sprouts an additional ear behind each of his normal ears
564	Caster sprouts an eye at the exact top of his head
565	Caster sprouts an ugly protuberance from his forearm
566	Caster sprouts sharp blades along the edges of his forearms
567	Caster sprouts tiny, useless wings from the bridge of his nose
568	Caster sprouts wild-looking feathers on his cheeks
569	Caster sprouts wires and rubber tubing from his flesh
570	Caster stands in uffish thought for 3d4 rounds
571	Caster stares at the spell's target point for 1d10 rounds
572	Caster starts billing his allies for each spell he casts
573	Caster starts dancing and can't stop until he's struck by magic
574	Caster starts running and thinks he'll explode if he stops
575	Caster steps into a snare and is hoisted high into a tree
576	Caster steps onto a loose stone and tumbles down the nearest hill
577	Caster sticks to the next metal item he touches for 1d6 turns
578	Caster stumbles into the next campfire that he passes
579	Caster suddenly has 2d4+2 toes jutting from his face
580	Caster suddenly has feet like an elephant
581	Caster suddenly has misgivings about his skill as a magic user
582	Caster suddenly has ten toes on each foot
583	Caster suddenly has ten toes on one foot and none on the other
584	Caster suddenly realizes that he's been naked for 2d8 days
585	Caster suddenly realizes that his clothing is made of human skin
586	Caster suddenly starts hemorrhaging honey and molasses
587	Caster suffers 10X normal damage from falls of more than 20 feet
588	Caster suffers 2x the damage from the next 1d4 attacks on him
589	Caster suffers acute paranoia whenever he hears his name
590	Caster suffers an intense, debilitating fever for 1d4 days
591	Caster suffers bouts of rampant xenophobia
592	Caster suffers brief pain every time he closes a book
593	Caster suffers cramps if he uses magic within an hour of eating
594	Caster suffers crippling arthritis pain
595	Caster suffers delusions about the efficacy of the Free Market
596	Caster suffers fools gladly
597	Caster suffers incredible fear the next time he crosses a bridge
598	Caster suffers intense pain during attempts at magical healing
599	Caster suffers intense pain in his eyes whenever he sees undead
600	Caster suffers intense pain whenever he changes shape
601	Caster suffers intense pain whenever he eats cooked meat
602	Caster suffers intense pain whenever he enters a temple or church
603	Caster suffers intense pain whenever he passes through a doorway
604	Caster suffers intense pain whenever he treads upon grass
605	Caster suffers intense pain whenever he tries to sing
606	Caster suffers intense pain whenever he uses Divination magic
607	Caster suffers intense pain whenever he wields a magical blade
608	Caster suffers maximum damage from the next 1d4 attacks upon him
609	Caster suffers the bends as if he surfaced too quickly
610	Caster suffers the tortures of the damned for 1d4 hours
611	Caster suspects that all foliage nearby is hostile to him
612	Caster suspects that everyone nearby is trying to rob him
613	Caster suspects that his allies have all joined a dangerous cult
614	Caster suspects that his use of magic is entirely delusional
615	Caster suspects that someone nearby has taken over his mind
616	Caster suspects that someone nearby is a mechanical automaton
617	Caster takes a big bite out of his spellbook
618	Caster takes a big bite out of the nearest statue
619	Caster takes a big bite out of the nearest tree
620	Caster takes a vow of absolute pacifism for 2d4-1 days
621	Caster teleports one mile the next time he crosses a river
622	Caster teleports to exactly where he was standing an hour ago
623	Caster teleports to the planet's moon for 1d4 hours
624	Caster teleports to the site of another caster's Chaos Burst
625	Caster teleports to the site of the most recent state execution
626	Caster teleports to the spot where he last ate
627	Caster tells everyone that he has an eidetic memory
628	Caster tells everyone that his bones are made of diamond
629	Caster tells malicious lies about his employer or benefactor
630	Caster tells malicious lies in the presence of clergy
631	Caster tends to be marked as the strongest member of his party
632	Caster tends to become briefly invisible at inconvenient times
633	Caster tends to dribble heavily when drinking from a mug or cup
634	Caster thinks that "high-ho, high-ho" is a proper Dwarf greeting
635	Caster thinks that a distant mountain is made of gold
636	Caster thinks that a huge fire is blazing all around him
637	Caster thinks that a magic candle is burning in his stomach
638	Caster thinks that a nearby ally is sapping his magical energies
639	Caster thinks that a past life is intruding upon his current one
640	Caster thinks that a snake runs the length of his digestive tract
641	Caster thinks that a violent hailstorm is going on
642	Caster thinks that all fire is an illusion
643	Caster thinks that all of his suspicions are justified
644	Caster thinks that all other magic users are out to get him
645	Caster thinks that all royalty is hopelessly corrupt
646	Caster thinks that an ally will kill him before sunset tomorrow
647	Caster thinks that any wound he receives is much, much worse
648	Caster thinks that elementals pose no threat to him
649	Caster thinks that every herbivore in the world hates him
650	Caster thinks that every scratch will infect him with lycanthropy
651	Caster thinks that everyone he knows is an impostor
652	Caster thinks that everyone is jealous of his magical prowess
653	Caster thinks that everyone thinks that he is an impostor
654	Caster thinks that everything he owns has been replaced by a copy
655	Caster thinks that everything he owns is powerfully enchanted
656	Caster thinks that evil beings will kill to possess his spellbook
657	Caster thinks that food prepared by others is poisonous to him
658	Caster thinks that gold will burn him if placed against his skin
659	Caster thinks that he came into existence just 1d4 days ago
660	Caster thinks that he can become invisible to undead at will
661	Caster thinks that he can command dragons to do his bidding
662	Caster thinks that he can communicate with ants
663	Caster thinks that he can communicate with cats
664	Caster thinks that he can fly by leaping off of tall buildings
665	Caster thinks that he can handle red-hot metal without harm
666	Caster thinks that he can neutralize poisons by swallowing them
667	Caster thinks that he can restore the undead to true life
668	Caster thinks that he can speak directly to his deity
669	Caster thinks that he can speak with birds
670	Caster thinks that he can survive many hammer blows to the skull
671	Caster thinks that he died during his youth
672	Caster thinks that he has a weakness to green rock
673	Caster thinks that he has diplomatic immunity
674	Caster thinks that he has the power to speak prophecy
675	Caster thinks that he is attended by invisible undead retainers
676	Caster thinks that he just died and is now a zombie
677	Caster thinks that he knows the location of a vast horde of gold
678	Caster thinks that he looks totally different after each sunrise
679	Caster thinks that he must eat a pound of soil by midnight
680	Caster thinks that he must hold an awkward item to cast magic
681	Caster thinks that he must learn a new spell before sunset
682	Caster thinks that he must protect the target at all costs
683	Caster thinks that he must quickly remove and burn his clothes
684	Caster thinks that he must undertake some bizarre quest
685	Caster thinks that he owes thousands of gold pieces to the king
686	Caster thinks that he owns everything now in his line of sight
687	Caster thinks that he smells strongly of manure
688	Caster thinks that he'll be a god if he removes all of his skin
689	Caster thinks that he'll be canonized immediately after his death
690	Caster thinks that he'll be eaten by zombies if he falls asleep
691	Caster thinks that he'll be executed for treason at dawn tomorrow
692	Caster thinks that he'll be executed for treason if he uses magic
693	Caster thinks that he'll be immolated if he uses magical fire
694	Caster thinks that he'll be killed in his sleep one night soon
695	Caster thinks that he'll catch a disease if he uses magic items
696	Caster thinks that he'll combust if he gets wet
697	Caster thinks that he'll combust if he tells a lie
698	Caster thinks that he'll combust unless he wears a garland of ivy
699	Caster thinks that he'll contract every disease he encounters
700	Caster thinks that he'll die if a particular person nearby dies
701	Caster thinks that he'll die unless he eats a magical scroll
702	Caster thinks that he'll drown in the next water he crosses
703	Caster thinks that he'll excrete diamonds if he ingests coal
704	Caster thinks that he'll melt if he gets too close to a fire
705	Caster thinks that he's a master thief
706	Caster thinks that he's a priest of a foul, tentacled monstrosity
707	Caster thinks that he's actually 10X older than he appears to be
708	Caster thinks that he's aging at a rate of one year per hour
709	Caster thinks that he's been declared The Protector Of The Forest
710	Caster thinks that he's been spared for some infernal purpose
711	Caster thinks that he's being attacked by piranha
712	Caster thinks that he's being attacked by the nearest boulder
713	Caster thinks that he's being consumed by invisible worms
714	Caster thinks that he's being held against his will
715	Caster thinks that he's being savaged by rabid dogs
716	Caster thinks that he's being squeezed by a large python
717	Caster thinks that he's dead and hopes his allies don't find out
718	Caster thinks that he's destined to be hanged at midnight tonight
719	Caster thinks that he's destined to die in a comical fashion
720	Caster thinks that he's died and gone to heaven
721	Caster thinks that he's fireproof while he's naked
722	Caster thinks that he's guilty of sedition and treason
723	Caster thinks that he's highly combustible
724	Caster thinks that he's immune to lycanthropy
725	Caster thinks that he's immune to necromantic magic
726	Caster thinks that he's immune to non-magical diseases
727	Caster thinks that he's indentured to some nearby landowner
728	Caster thinks that he's invincible while he's talking
729	Caster thinks that he's invulnerable to magical weapons
730	Caster thinks that he's invulnerable to missile weapons
731	Caster thinks that he's invulnerable while he's invisible
732	Caster thinks that he's invulnerable while wearing a hat
733	Caster thinks that he's just escaped from rogue vivisectionists
734	Caster thinks that he's next in line for the throne of hell
735	Caster thinks that he's on fire and begs people to extinguish him
736	Caster thinks that he's raised himself from the dead
737	Caster thinks that he's seeing through someone else's eye
738	Caster thinks that he's slowly transforming into a dragon
739	Caster thinks that he's sold his soul to several different demons
740	Caster thinks that he's sold his soul to that guy at the market
741	Caster thinks that he's soon to be bronze-plated
742	Caster thinks that he's standing at the edge of a cliff
743	Caster thinks that he's standing in a chest-high heap of manure
744	Caster thinks that he's standing in waist-deep water
745	Caster thinks that he's standing on a tall, narrow staircase
746	Caster thinks that he's stolen this body from its rightful owner
747	Caster thinks that he's the child of some unlikely person nearby
748	Caster thinks that he's the lizard king and can do anything
749	Caster thinks that he's the man in the moon
750	Caster thinks that he's the victim of an elaborate practical joke
751	Caster thinks that he's the victim of circumstance
752	Caster thinks that he's water soluble
753	Caster thinks that his actions are fulfilling ancient prophecy
754	Caster thinks that his allies will all be dead before morning
755	Caster thinks that his allies' wounds are much more serious
756	Caster thinks that his ancestors are speaking through his allies
757	Caster thinks that his ancestors came from a distant world
758	Caster thinks that his brain will pop if he learns one more spell
759	Caster thinks that his clothing is drenched in strong acid
760	Caster thinks that his current alignment isn't his true alignment
761	Caster thinks that his death will bring about the apocalypse
762	Caster thinks that his death will open the gates of heaven
763	Caster thinks that his death will open the gates of hell
764	Caster thinks that his deity has commanded him to kill his allies
765	Caster thinks that his destiny awaits him in the nearest cave
766	Caster thinks that his face is far too hideous to look at
767	Caster thinks that his face is just a mask he wears on his skull
768	Caster thinks that his hands will disintegrate if he touches gold
769	Caster thinks that his head is a parasitic organism
770	Caster thinks that his head is an extraneous, vestigial appendage
771	Caster thinks that his head was sewn onto this body only recently
772	Caster thinks that his head will fall off if he removes his hat
773	Caster thinks that his head will shatter if he wears a hat
774	Caster thinks that his magic items are about to explode
775	Caster thinks that his magic items are plotting against him
776	Caster thinks that his soul is controlling his body from far away
777	Caster thinks that his soul was forced into this current body
778	Caster thinks that his spellbook belongs to someone else
779	Caster thinks that his spellbook is a living entity
780	Caster thinks that his spellbook is incredibly flammable
781	Caster thinks that his spellbook is trying to consume his soul
782	Caster thinks that his spellbook is trying to kill him
783	Caster thinks that his teeth will explode if chews meat
784	Caster thinks that horses are conspiring against him
785	Caster thinks that imps and demons harass him while he sleeps
786	Caster thinks that it's cute when he speaks in baby-talk
787	Caster thinks that life is a simulation and he's soaking in a vat
788	Caster thinks that many of his memories were falsely implanted
789	Caster thinks that mighty deities are vying for his soul
790	Caster thinks that must hold one hand to his head at all times
791	Caster thinks that no non-magical animal can harm him
792	Caster thinks that no one really trusts him
793	Caster thinks that no one really understands what he's saying
794	Caster thinks that one his allies will kill him while he sleeps
795	Caster thinks that people are just using him for his money
796	Caster thinks that people think he's some kind of deity
797	Caster thinks that rhyming words have mystical significance
798	Caster thinks that some item he's carrying is about to explode
799	Caster thinks that some item he's carrying will soon explode
800	Caster thinks that some nearby person killed him yesterday
801	Caster thinks that someone else can see through his eyes
802	Caster thinks that something valuable's been stolen from him
803	Caster thinks that the king owes him a big favor
804	Caster thinks that the stars are speaking to him
805	Caster thinks that the target is the only one who can save him
806	Caster thinks that the target's death will cause the apocalypse
807	Caster thinks that the top of his head should be flattened
808	Caster thinks that the universe will cease to exist when he dies
809	Caster thinks that the world's rotation will hurl him into space
810	Caster thinks that this date will live in infamy
811	Caster thinks that this is all just a big misunderstanding
812	Caster thinks that Chaos Bursts are proof that he's nearly a deity
813	Caster threatens to kill and eat anyone who insults him
814	Caster tries to commit hara-kiri with some sort of cudgel
815	Caster tries to pop his head by squeezing it with both hands
816	Caster tries to swallow any writing instrument that he's carrying
817	Caster tries very hard to peel his face from his skull
818	Caster tries very hard to twist his nose upside down
819	Caster turns bright blue while he's bleeding
820	Caster turns into a clothing store mannequin for 1d6 rounds
821	Caster turns into a small, pot-bellied pig
822	Caster turns into an elemental of equal hit dice for 1d4 rounds
823	Caster turns invisible to himself but not to anyone else
824	Caster turns to stone but is fully restored at dawn tomorrow
825	Caster unleashes a torrent of shocking profanity for 2d4 rounds
826	Caster uses fire-based magic in preference to other magic
827	Caster utters shocking blasphemies in the presence of clergy
828	Caster utters shocking profanities at inappropriate times
829	Caster vanishes; has a 1% cumulative chance per round to return
830	Caster vanishes; in 1d8 rounds he appears at the target point
831	Caster volunteers for the most dangerous task he can find
832	Caster vows not to rest until he's found the real killers
833	Caster vows to commit deicide before the end of the year
834	Caster vows to make a little birdhouse in his soul
835	Caster vows to slay the next person to use magic on him
836	Caster vows to slay the next person who addresses him by name
837	Caster wagers all of his money on an improbable contest
838	Caster walks with a profound limp except while naked
839	Caster wants to join the next flock of birds he sees
840	Caster was born in the universe that existed before this one
841	Caster wears eyeglasses and has an odd birthmark on his forehead
842	Caster weeps powerfully adhesive tears for 1d6 rounds
843	Caster weeps tears of blood whenever someone says his name
844	Caster will appear to be his current age for the rest of his life
845	Caster will combust unless he immerses himself within an hour
846	Caster will die if struck by a wooden club in the next 1d4 rounds
847	Caster wins a magical lamp shaped like a woman's leg
848	Caster wishes to divest himself of all worldly goods
849	Caster won't age for 100 years if he cuts off his thumbs
850	Caster won't remember the next 4d6 hours
851	Caster, his gear, and clothes are translucent for 2d4-1 days
852	Caster's age is doubled until sunrise tomorrow
853	Caster's allies completely ignore him for 1d6 hours
854	Caster's allies have never quite trusted him
855	Caster's allies suspect that he isn't quite housebroken
856	Caster's allies suspect that he secretly eats mice and rats
857	Caster's allies treat him like a child for 2d12 hours
858	Caster's allies worship him as a god for 1d4 days
859	Caster's Armor Class is improved by 1d4 until dawn
860	Caster's Armor Class is worsened by 1d6 until sunset tomorrow
861	Caster's arms and legs are bound in shackles of gold
862	Caster's arms and legs look like chicken's legs
863	Caster's arms are covered by scars from ritual burns
864	Caster's arms are covered in hideous welts and bruises
865	Caster's arms are tied together in a tight knot
866	Caster's arms from shoulder to wrist are unharmed by acid
867	Caster's arms vanish for the duration of the intended spell
868	Caster's attacks are 20% likely to inflict no damage on undead
869	Caster's attempts at scrying yield sanity-damaging visions
870	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of a sunken city
871	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of astonishing boredom
872	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of his own home
873	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of horrific carnage
874	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of impossible events
875	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of incredible beauty
876	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of nonexistent places
877	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of raucous debauchery
878	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of sugarplums
879	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the caster himself
880	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the distant future
881	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the distant past
882	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of this location
883	Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of utter desolation
884	Caster's attempts at scrying yield wildly inaccurate visions
885	Caster's attempts to change shape always fail spectacularly
886	Caster's back is scarred in a checkerboard pattern of burns
887	Caster's back is scarred with the imprint of a dragon's foot
888	Caster's base Armor Class is 8
889	Caster's base Armor Class is 12
890	Caster's big toes become opposable like thumbs
891	Caster's blood causes metal to become invisible
892	Caster's blood combusts violently within his body
893	Caster's blood is a sickly green and smells like manure
894	Caster's blood is poisonous to vampires and were-beasts
895	Caster's blood is sought as a panacea by Dwarves and Gnomes
896	Caster's blood is strongly adhesive after it leaves his body
897	Caster's blood is toxic to him, if ingested
898	Caster's blood is weightless
899	Caster's blood is worth more than gold, in the proper market
900	Caster's blood leaves indelible stains on rock and stone
901	Caster's blood radiates intense magic
902	Caster's body appears to have been shredded and reassembled
903	Caster's body can act independently if separated from his head
904	Caster's body is 40% fireproof
905	Caster's body is an artificial construct
906	Caster's body is covered in festering scabs
907	Caster's body is covered in ugly, livid bruises
908	Caster's body is reset to a 48-hour cycle rather than 24
909	Caster's body is rumored to contain countless diamonds
910	Caster's body is scarred as if he's undergone an autopsy
911	Caster's body is scarred with innumerable cryptic runes
912	Caster's body swivels 180° at the waist and stays that way
913	Caster's bones are as fragile as glass for 1d4 rounds
914	Caster's bones can't be broken but are highly combustible
915	Caster's bones can't be broken unless he's barefoot
916	Caster's bones will be powerfully explosive after his death
917	Caster's boots adhere strongly to stone while he's wearing them
918	Caster's boots are worth 10d100 gold pieces
919	Caster's boots can never move more than ten feet from this spot
920	Caster's boots have been kidnapped and held for a high ransom
921	Caster's boots weigh 100 pounds when wet
922	Caster's casting times are shortened by 50% for 2d4-1 days
923	Caster's center of gravity changes daily
924	Caster's center of gravity is 1d4 feet to his left
925	Caster's center of gravity is at the level of his eyes
926	Caster's center of gravity is at the level of his feet
927	Caster's closest blood relative ascends to godhood
928	Caster's closest blood relative has been abducted by a vile cult
929	Caster's closest blood relative is slated for execution tomorrow
930	Caster's closest blood relative vows to slay him
931	Caster's clothes are 25% likely to be invisible to each viewer
932	Caster's clothes are burned to cinders, but he is unharmed
933	Caster's clothes are caked with salt
934	Caster's clothes are drenched with goat's milk
935	Caster's clothes are impervious to Alteration magic
936	Caster's clothes are impervious to fire when it's not being worn
937	Caster's clothes are invisible by firelight
938	Caster's clothes are invisible in the presence of royalty
939	Caster's clothes are soaked with lambs' blood
940	Caster's clothes are soaked with lamp oil
941	Caster's clothes are soaked with molasses
942	Caster's clothes are stripped of any and all enchantments
943	Caster's clothes are water soluble
944	Caster's clothes clatter like metal when he moves
945	Caster's clothes don't leave much to the imagination
946	Caster's clothes heat by 1° per minute for the next 1d10 hours
947	Caster's clothes maintain a constant temperature of 70°
948	Caster's clothes radiate intense magic
949	Caster's clothes turn to copper
950	Caster's clothes turn to densely-woven spider's web
951	Caster's clothes turn to living human flesh
952	Caster's clothing inflates to the size of a house
953	Caster's cranium enlarges by 25%
954	Caster's cranium reforms into a tall, blunt cone
955	Caster's death is ordered due to a Burst he triggered previously
956	Caster's death is prophesied to precede centuries of prosperity
957	Caster's death will inspire weeks of riots and revolution
958	Caster's debt increases at a rate of 30% per month
959	Caster's digestive system becomes independently sentient
960	Caster's dominant hand becomes as clumsy as his other hand
961	Caster's ears are burned from his head
962	Caster's ears are on the same side of his head
963	Caster's ears are unaffected by polymorph magic
964	Caster's ears bleed harmlessly but copiously for 10d10 rounds
965	Caster's ears can't be cut by any metal blade
966	Caster's ears fall off and regrow every few days
967	Caster's ears grow to the size of dinner plates
968	Caster's ears resemble butterfly's wings
969	Caster's elbows can't bend more than 90°
970	Caster's entire head looks like a huge nose
971	Caster's every attempt at music yields the same annoying tune
972	Caster's eyelids look like lips
973	Caster's eyes appear crystalline like diamonds
974	Caster's eyes are artificial and were installed by demons
975	Caster's eyes are invulnerable to heat and fire
976	Caster's eyes are replaced by new ones every 1d4 days
977	Caster's eyes can be safely removed for up to 1d4 hours
978	Caster's eyes can't be harmed by any physical force or object
979	Caster's eyes do not move, but he can see normally
980	Caster's eyes glow red when he tries to make a good impression
981	Caster's eyes merge into a single eye at the bridge of his nose
982	Caster's eyes migrate to his cheekbones
983	Caster's eyes migrate two inches higher on his forehead
984	Caster's eyes sink 1d4 inches into his skull
985	Caster's eyes swell shut for 2d12 hours
986	Caster's eyeteeth grow into tusks like those of a walrus
987	Caster's face and head are covered by a tight shell of fetid wax
988	Caster's face and head resemble a snowman's
989	Caster's face appears melted like wax
990	Caster's face appears to age backwards at 2X the normal rate
991	Caster's face appears to be made of chrome
992	Caster's face appears to be made of hammered aluminum
993	Caster's face appears to be upside-down
994	Caster's face appears to float 1d4 inches in front of his skull
995	Caster's face appears to have been sculpted from cold wax
996	Caster's face doesn't move when he speaks; -2 to reaction rolls
997	Caster's face elongates into a short snout with prominent teeth
998	Caster's face falls off, leaving a bare skull until sunrise
999	Caster's face is a mask
1000	Caster's face is an illusion and can be dispelled as such

2001-3000 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	Caster's face is concave
2	Caster's face is covered with cactus spines
3	Caster's face is fireproof
4	Caster's face is glazed in a thick layer of ice
5	Caster's face is pliant like rubber
6	Caster's face is printed with intricate, dark blue tattoos
7	Caster's face is scarred as though slashed by an eagle's talons
8	Caster's face swells enough to be unrecognizable
9	Caster's face tingles in the presence of magical animals
10	Caster's face turns to wood
11	Caster's feet are burned as if he's waded through ankle-deep acid
12	Caster's feet are encased in brick
13	Caster's feet can't be burned by magical fire
14	Caster's feet inflate to 2X normal size while he wades in water
15	Caster's feet shrink by 80% while he's wearing shoes or boots
16	Caster's feet smolder gently for 1d6 hours without harming him
17	Caster's feet vanish, but he can walk comfortably on his ankles
18	Caster's fingernails are poisonous to him
19	Caster's fingernails display otherworldly scenes
20	Caster's fingernails each grow 1d20 inches
21	Caster's fingernails exude a pungent green fluid
22	Caster's fingernails grow 1d4 inches per day
23	Caster's fingers appear to be made of delicate crystal
24	Caster's fingers are as flexible as tentacles
25	Caster's fingers are as rigid as steel while they're wet
26	Caster's fingers are threaded like bolts
27	Caster's fingers can't be severed from his hands
28	Caster's fingers glow faintly in the presence of humans
29	Caster's fingers randomly shuffle their positions
30	Caster's fingers seem ice cold to anyone other than the caster
31	Caster's fist fuses into an clumsy stub
32	Caster's fist jams itself into his mouth
33	Caster's footprints glow with sickly green light for 5d6 rounds
34	Caster's footprints seem to shimmer and waver in sunlight
35	Caster's footprints shine brightly while he's invisible
36	Caster's hair and clothes become horribly entangled
37	Caster's hair and clothes constantly stir as if blown by wind
38	Caster's hair becomes tangled in any hat or helmet he wears
39	Caster's hair becomes thick and coarse like that of a boar
40	Caster's hair can never become invisible
41	Caster's hair falls out each evening and regrows by morning
42	Caster's hair freezes solid
43	Caster's hair is clear like glass
44	Caster's hair is discovered to be a bad toupee
45	Caster's hair is fireproof
46	Caster's hair is perpetually soaked with sea water
47	Caster's hair is striped like a tiger's coat
48	Caster's hair reeks of sulfur when he's near a campfire
49	Caster's hair stands straight up for the next 1d4 weeks
50	Caster's hand adheres to the next bludgeoning weapon he grips
51	Caster's hand adheres to the next tree he touches
52	Caster's hands and arms are covered with cactus needles
53	Caster's hands and feet are invisible for 1d4 weeks
54	Caster's hands appear to be crude wooden replicas
55	Caster's hands appear to be made of solid gold
56	Caster's hands appear to have been badly gnawed by rodents
57	Caster's hands are blasted to a crisp but heal in 1d4+1 weeks
58	Caster's hands are completely insulated against electricity
59	Caster's hands are impervious to all harm for one week
60	Caster's hands are invisible while he clasps them
61	Caster's hands are totally numb for 10d10 rounds
62	Caster's hands are translucent like smoky quartz
63	Caster's hands can't come within 12 inches of each other
64	Caster's hands can't come within 12 inches of his face
65	Caster's hands detach the next time he puts them in his pockets
66	Caster's hands explode but grow back by morning
67	Caster's hands feel just like two balloons
68	Caster's hands reform into lobster-like pincers
69	Caster's hands shine like a beacon visible only to goblins
70	Caster's hands shrink by 50%
71	Caster's hands shrink or grow to fit any gloves he wears
72	Caster's hands sprout coarse scales
73	Caster's hands sprout luxuriant feathers
74	Caster's head appears to hang loosely above his shoulders
75	Caster's head appears translucent when backlit by firelight
76	Caster's head deforms like a rubber ball when bludgeoned
77	Caster's head explodes as a 20HD fireball if cut from his body
78	Caster's head is demanded as tribute by some insane despot
79	Caster's head is discovered to be a mechanical construct
80	Caster's head is impervious to non-magical missile fire
81	Caster's head is now shaped like a bell
82	Caster's head is perfectly cylindrical until sunset tomorrow
83	Caster's head is permanently surrounded by dense fog
84	Caster's head is rendered permanently invisible
85	Caster's head is sealed in a block of ice with breathing holes
86	Caster's head is split down the middle but he is unharmed
87	Caster's head once belonged to a great military leader
88	Caster's head shines like a beacon visible only to orcs
89	Caster's head turns into a pumpkin for 1d6 hours
90	Caster's heart is mechanical and not subject to necromancy
91	Caster's heart is widely rumored to be the Philosopher's Stone
92	Caster's home and everything in it are invisible to him
93	Caster's home appears to be shockingly evil to everyone but him
94	Caster's home appears to have been abandoned for centuries
95	Caster's home can't be entered through the front door
96	Caster's home drops from the sky to land heavily nearby
97	Caster's home fills with some kind of thick blue liquid
98	Caster's home has a secret entrance accessible only to trolls
99	Caster's home has a secret room that he's never noticed before
100	Caster's home has served as a brothel while he's been away
101	Caster's home has served as a cafeteria while he's been away
102	Caster's home has served as a crematorium while he's been away
103	Caster's home has served as a grain silo while he's been away
104	Caster's home has served as a monastery while he's been away
105	Caster's home has served as a mortuary while he's been away
106	Caster's home has served as a pig sty while he's been away
107	Caster's home has served as a prison while he's been away
108	Caster's home has served as a public latrine while he's been away
109	Caster's home has served as a stable while he's been away
110	Caster's home has served as an abattoir while he's been away
111	Caster's home has served as an armory while he's been away
112	Caster's home has served as an unholy altar while he's been away
113	Caster's home has served as barracks while he's been away
114	Caster's home is a triumph of postmodern architecture
115	Caster's home is at the center of a huge territorial squabble
116	Caster's home is buried in compost
117	Caster's home is destroyed by a huge magical explosion
118	Caster's home is fireproof but water soluble
119	Caster's home is flattened by a mysterious magical explosion
120	Caster's home is infested with bubonic rats
121	Caster's home is leveraged in a speculative financial scheme
122	Caster's home is made of gingerbread
123	Caster's home is packed completely full of manure
124	Caster's home is packed completely full of pigs' ears
125	Caster's home is packed completely full of salt
126	Caster's home is packed completely full of snow
127	Caster's home is seized through an act of Imminent Domain
128	Caster's home is suddenly at the bottom of a deep, dark valley
129	Caster's home is suddenly at the top of a forbidding mountain
130	Caster's home levitates 1d10 yards in the air for that many days
131	Caster's home resembles a large toadstool
132	Caster's home sinks into the ground 1d10 inches per day
133	Caster's home stands on a kobold burial mound
134	Caster's home throbs and pulses like a gigantic heart
135	Caster's home will cease to exist in 1d4 days
136	Caster's image appears on every shield within 100 yards
137	Caster's index finger is shaped like a key
138	Caster's Intelligence is equal to his level for 2d12 hours
139	Caster's Intelligence is reduced by 1d4 for a like number of days
140	Caster's internal monologue becomes audible to others
141	Caster's is unable to digest uncooked foods
142	Caster's kidneys vanish
143	Caster's knees can bend forward and backward with equal ease
144	Caster's left arm appears to carry a powerful enchantment
145	Caster's left arm appears to have been made from twine and glue
146	Caster's left arm doubles in length 1d4 times
147	Caster's left arm doubles in length; right arm shrinks by 50%
148	Caster's left arm stretches to 2X the length of his body
149	Caster's left hand and 10d10% of his arm turn to brass
150	Caster's left hand can't be cut by any non-magical blade
151	Caster's left hand is affected as by the spell Haste
152	Caster's left hand is hideously warped and mangled
153	Caster's left hand strongly resents his right hand
154	Caster's left leg detaches and starts kicking him really hard
155	Caster's left leg is covered by bark
156	Caster's legs are both encased in a single thick, steel pipe
157	Caster's legs are now exactly as long as his arms
158	Caster's legs can't support his weight for 10d10 rounds
159	Caster's legs double in length, and his arms shorten by 50%
160	Caster's legs weigh as much as iron while he's wading
161	Caster's limbs are rendered permanently invisible
162	Caster's limbs each belong to a different species
163	Caster's lungs are visible through his flesh and clothing
164	Caster's lungs begin to function at 2X normal efficiency
165	Caster's lungs begin to function at half normal efficiency
166	Caster's lungs sound like bagpipes when he exerts himself
167	Caster's lungs stop working for 1d10 rounds
168	Caster's magic does not affect females for 1d4 days
169	Caster's magic does not affect males for 1d4 days
170	Caster's magic doesn't work if he's ankle-deep in water
171	Caster's magic is detected by Detect Magic only 20% of the time
172	Caster's magic is somewhat resistant to the spell Dispel Magic
173	Caster's magic leaves a filmy residue on precious metals
174	Caster's mass increases by a factor of 10 while he's on a boat
175	Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from his eyes
176	Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from his mouth
177	Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from the ground
178	Caster's most powerful foe always knows caster's precise location
179	Caster's motion is impeded by a strong wind that affects only him
180	Caster's nearest ally attacks him for 1d6 rounds
181	Caster's nearest ally is invisible to him for 1d4 days
182	Caster's neck doubles in length
183	Caster's neck is invisible
184	Caster's next 1d8 attacks inflict only illusionary damage
185	Caster's next attack causes equal damage to him and his target
186	Caster's next attack heals its target of all damage and disease
187	Caster's next spell affects only half of its intended targets
188	Caster's next spell causes its target to become invisible
189	Caster's next spell fills the air with the sound of buzzing bees
190	Caster's next spell functions as a Disintegrate spell instead
191	Caster's next spell functions but has an invisible effect
192	Caster's next spell functions but knocks him unconscious
193	Caster's next spell persists until he's injured
194	Caster's next spell turns its target bright blue for its duration
195	Caster's next Summoning calls up something he can not put down
196	Caster's next Summoning turns him into the Summoned creature
197	Caster's next Summoning yields 1d10 decapitated human heads
198	Caster's next Summoning yields 1d1000 fluffy white rabbits
199	Caster's next Summoning yields 1d4 chrome-plated ostriches
200	Caster's next Summoning yields 1d8 tiny blue imps with white hats
201	Caster's next Summoning yields 4d10 bushels of rotten apples
202	Caster's next Summoning yields a 16HD Earth Elemental
203	Caster's next Summoning yields a bucket of brine-soaked plums
204	Caster's next Summoning yields a coil of rope one mile in length
205	Caster's next Summoning yields a creature that attacks him
206	Caster's next Summoning yields a creature that dies instantly
207	Caster's next Summoning yields a horrifyingly loathsome monster
208	Caster's next Summoning yields a mockery of the intended effect
209	Caster's next Summoning yields a puddle of highly unstable goo
210	Caster's next Summoning yields an ice sculpture
211	Caster's next Summoning yields an illusion of the intended effect
212	Caster's next Summoning yields something wildly inappropriate
213	Caster's next Summoning yields the last thing that he expects
214	Caster's next Summoning yields two of whatever he's Summoning
215	Caster's nose looks like a noose
216	Caster's nose looks like an ear
217	Caster's nostrils are stuffed full of pimentos
218	Caster's palms turn to stone
219	Caster's pockets are filled with confectioner's sugar
220	Caster's pockets are filled with glue
221	Caster's pockets are filled with greasy candle stubs
222	Caster's pockets are filled with live minnows
223	Caster's pockets are filled with offal
224	Caster's pockets are filled with stringy pasta
225	Caster's pockets are filled with weeks-old goat cheese
226	Caster's pockets are fireproof
227	Caster's pockets are inaccessible for 1d6 days
228	Caster's pockets are lined with chain mail
229	Caster's pockets are lined with sharp, jagged teeth
230	Caster's pockets vanish along with anything inside them
231	Caster's presence causes all food to taste like liver
232	Caster's presence causes birds in nearby trees to fall silent
233	Caster's presence causes bowstrings to be abnormally elastic
234	Caster's presence causes clockwork devices to malfunction
235	Caster's presence causes food to be drained of all flavor
236	Caster's presence causes holy symbols to seem unusually hot
237	Caster's presence causes magical animals to be oddly intractable
238	Caster's presence causes magical weapons to glow a dim red
239	Caster's presence causes musical instruments to go out of tune
240	Caster's presence causes people to sing wildly off-key
241	Caster's presence causes the clanking of metal to be muted
242	Caster's presence causes timekeeping devices to combust
243	Caster's presence causes timekeeping devices to malfunction
244	Caster's presence causes undead skeletons to sneeze
245	Caster's presence causes worked stone to sweat
246	Caster's presence induces lightheartedness in Dwarves
247	Caster's presence makes it hard to discern the value of things
248	Caster's principal weapon bends until the ends are touching
249	Caster's principal weapon can indicate True North once per turn
250	Caster's principal weapon can't be damaged by non-magical heat
251	Caster's principal weapon can't exist on this plane for 4d8 days
252	Caster's principal weapon can't kill anyone now within 10 miles
253	Caster's principal weapon can't kill anyone of Elfin stock
254	Caster's principal weapon disintegrates if it draws his blood
255	Caster's principal weapon glows as though it's red hot
256	Caster's principal weapon is as shiny as mirror for 1d12 months
257	Caster's principal weapon is extremely sticky to the touch
258	Caster's principal weapon is matte black between sunset and dawn
259	Caster's principal weapon is older than the whole universe
260	Caster's principal weapon is reclaimed by its former owner
261	Caster's principal weapon is translucent like smoked glass
262	Caster's principal weapon shrinks by 5d10+45%
263	Caster's principal weapon sprouts luxuriant tresses
264	Caster's reflection appears upside down
265	Caster's reflection chants dire prophecies about him
266	Caster's reflection commits suicide when he next sees it
267	Caster's reflection harbors a deep and obvious resentment of him
268	Caster's reflection is not mirror-reversed
269	Caster's reflection shows him as battered corpse
270	Caster's reflection shows him as he was 10 years ago
271	Caster's reflection shows him beaten nearly to death
272	Caster's right arm is encased in a cylinder of solid crystal
273	Caster's right arm is just like his left arm, facing backwards
274	Caster's right arm resembles a horse's foreleg
275	Caster's right hand is a perfect sphere at the end of his wrist
276	Caster's right hand struggles to grip his right elbow
277	Caster's right leg increases in thickness by a factor of 1d4
278	Caster's right thigh is as long as his entire left leg
279	Caster's skin appears cracked like an old oil painting
280	Caster's skin appears pitted like Swiss cheese
281	Caster's skin appears to have been boiled
282	Caster's skin appears to have been riveted to his body in sheets
283	Caster's skin appears to have been woven of flesh-colored thread
284	Caster's skin can't be punctured by any mammal's teeth
285	Caster's skin is blood red for 2d4-1 days
286	Caster's skin is completely free of moles, scars, and blemishes
287	Caster's skin is covered by human bite-marks
288	Caster's skin is fireproof but tarnishes quickly in sunlight
289	Caster's skin is infused with countless tiny glass nuggets
290	Caster's skin is permanently stained by his blood
291	Caster's skin is plaid from now on
292	Caster's skin is suddenly the color of his hair
293	Caster's skin ripples like a rain-spattered pond from now on
294	Caster's skin varies in opacity from hour to hour
295	Caster's skull becomes intensely magnetic
296	Caster's speech doesn't match the movement of his lips
297	Caster's speech is clearly audible to all within 50 yards
298	Caster's speech is utterly unintelligible for 1d4 hours
299	Caster's speech is utterly unintelligible to him
300	Caster's spellbook absorbs moisture like a sponge
301	Caster's spellbook acquires a saucy and antagonistic personality
302	Caster's spellbook and any ink within it are waterproof
303	Caster's spellbook appears to be in a language unknown to him
304	Caster's spellbook appears to be on fire while it's open
305	Caster's spellbook belongs to someone else who wants it back
306	Caster's spellbook can be folded to the size of a deck of cards
307	Caster's spellbook can be judged by its cover
308	Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to function as a small boat
309	Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to function as a small tent
310	Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to serve as a table for six
311	Caster's spellbook can be used as an anvil but weighs as much
312	Caster's spellbook can dispense 1d4 gallons of pure water per day
313	Caster's spellbook can hold 100 pounds like a Bag of Holding
314	Caster's spellbook can hold 4x the usual number of spells
315	Caster's spellbook can only be read by females
316	Caster's spellbook can only be read by males
317	Caster's spellbook can only be read in near-total darkness
318	Caster's spellbook can withstand 100 hit points of fire damage
319	Caster's spellbook can't be harmed or altered by any mortal means
320	Caster's spellbook contains 1d8 spells he's never seen before
321	Caster's spellbook contains a mysterious key
322	Caster's spellbook contains nothing but gibberish for 1d4 days
323	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of court transcripts
324	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of idle gossip
325	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of inaccurate maps
326	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of New Age garbage
327	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of ribald limericks
328	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of risquÈ woodcuts
329	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of shocking profanity
330	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of tasty recipes
331	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of trite haikus
332	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of uplifting slogans
333	Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of utter gibberish
334	Caster's spellbook giggles in the presence of other books
335	Caster's spellbook giggles loudly when its pages are turned
336	Caster's spellbook gives faulty warnings about his impending doom
337	Caster's spellbook glows in the dark
338	Caster's spellbook growls ominously when anyone else touches it
339	Caster's spellbook has 60% Magic Resistance
340	Caster's spellbook has a handle and can be used as a shield +1
341	Caster's spellbook has a hideous face embossed on its cover
342	Caster's spellbook has a secret, flask-shaped compartment
343	Caster's spellbook has a surprise ending
344	Caster's spellbook has no clear beginning or end
345	Caster's spellbook has straps and can be worn as a backpack
346	Caster's spellbook induces madness in those of Lawful alignment
347	Caster's spellbook induces nausea in anyone else who touches it
348	Caster's spellbook induces ravenous hunger in any who read it
349	Caster's spellbook is 30% likely to be invisible on any given day
350	Caster's spellbook is as fragile as glass until sunset
351	Caster's spellbook is bound in a sheathe of human skin
352	Caster's spellbook is bound tightly shut in barbed wire
353	Caster's spellbook is breaded and deep-fried
354	Caster's spellbook is chrome-plated
355	Caster's spellbook is covered in a thin shell of clay
356	Caster's spellbook is coveted by a fire elemental
357	Caster's spellbook is coveted by the undead
358	Caster's spellbook is discovered to be a forgery
359	Caster's spellbook is distributed as a mass-market paperback
360	Caster's spellbook is drenched in goat's milk
361	Caster's spellbook is ethereal to everyone except him
362	Caster's spellbook is fiercely coveted by all who pass near it
363	Caster's spellbook is filled with ways to dispose of corpses
364	Caster's spellbook is found to be just one part of a trilogy
365	Caster's spellbook is glazed like a doughnut
366	Caster's spellbook is gritty like sandpaper
367	Caster's spellbook is impervious to acid
368	Caster's spellbook is impervious to cold
369	Caster's spellbook is indestructible but appears to be decaying
370	Caster's spellbook is invisible for one hour each day
371	Caster's spellbook is invisible to everyone except magic users
372	Caster's spellbook is invisible to him unless his hair is wet
373	Caster's spellbook is invisible when wet
374	Caster's spellbook is laminated
375	Caster's spellbook is long overdue at the library
376	Caster's spellbook is perfectly spherical for 1d12 hours
377	Caster's spellbook is permanently water-soaked but undamaged
378	Caster's spellbook is rewritten in a language known only to him
379	Caster's spellbook is rewritten in a language unknown to him
380	Caster's spellbook is riddled with holes like Swiss cheese
381	Caster's spellbook is rumored to contain several lost spells
382	Caster's spellbook is rumored to have been penned by heretics
383	Caster's spellbook is sealed in a heavy wooden crate
384	Caster's spellbook is sealed with a combination lock
385	Caster's spellbook is sheathed in flame but doesn't burn
386	Caster's spellbook is sought by power-crazed conjurers
387	Caster's spellbook is stolen by someone on his way to the latrine
388	Caster's spellbook is tightly wrapped in cellophane
389	Caster's spellbook is transparent while closed
390	Caster's spellbook is unintelligible for 1d100 hours
391	Caster's spellbook is waterproof
392	Caster's spellbook is weightless while it's open
393	Caster's spellbook is wrapped in festive paper and ribbons
394	Caster's spellbook is written entirely in purple crayon
395	Caster's spellbook leaves a trail of ash wherever it's carried
396	Caster's spellbook randomly shuffles its pages
397	Caster's spellbook reeks as though drenched in perfume
398	Caster's spellbook reeks indelibly of mold and mildew
399	Caster's spellbook reeks of manure while it's open
400	Caster's spellbook reeks of rotting, mildewed cloth
401	Caster's spellbook seems badly scorched but is undamaged
402	Caster's spellbook shines as bright as the sun for 4d6 hours
403	Caster's spellbook shrinks to the size of a coin for 1d4 days
404	Caster's spellbook sprays skunk-musk each time it's opened
405	Caster's spellbook tastes like chicken between sunset and dawn
406	Caster's spellbook teleports 10d20 yards straight up
407	Caster's spellbook teleports 1d4 feet straight down
408	Caster's spellbook tends to slam shut on his hand (1d2-1 damage)
409	Caster's spellbook turns into a cat when he says a command word
410	Caster's spellbook vanishes; he finds it in a nearby well
411	Caster's spellbook vanishes; in 1d4 days he disgorges it
412	Caster's spellbook warms a five foot radius to a comfy 70°
413	Caster's spellbook was here just a minute ago
414	Caster's spellbook was instrumental in the downfall of an empire
415	Caster's spellbook was stolen from a secret monastery
416	Caster's spellbook was stolen from a traveler from the future
417	Caster's spellbook weighs 1d100+100 pounds
418	Caster's spellbook weighs as much as he does
419	Caster's spellbook will combust if he opens it before dawn
420	Caster's spells function as though cast by someone half his level
421	Caster's spells no longer work on some particular person nearby
422	Caster's Strength increases by 1d6 for a like number of days
423	Caster's Strength is halved
424	Caster's Strength is halved until he's struck by fire-based magic
425	Caster's Strength is rerolled hourly for the next 24 hours
426	Caster's teeth appear shiny and black like obsidian
427	Caster's teeth appear to drip blood for one week
428	Caster's teeth become serrated and triangular like a shark's
429	Caster's teeth can be broken by any physical force or object
430	Caster's teeth can never become invisible
431	Caster's teeth grow continuously, like a rodent's
432	Caster's teeth shatter on contact with unrefined iron
433	Caster's tongue is bifurcated along half of its length
434	Caster's tongue is invisible during daylight hours
435	Caster's tongue is removable
436	Caster's voice becomes increasingly loud
437	Caster's voice cracks like a teenage boy's voice
438	Caster's voice inspires rage in dogs and wolves
439	Caster's voice is hoarse and strained for 1d4 weeks
440	Caster's voice issues from his right hand instead of his mouth
441	Caster's voice makes people feel hostile and aggressive
442	Caster's voice resonates in any gems nearby
443	Caster's voice seems poorly matched to his age and sex
444	Caster's voice seems to issue from 1d4 people around him
445	Caster's voice seems to issue from his pockets
446	Caster's voice seems to issue from some item he's now carrying
447	Caster's voice sounds as if it's coming from a distant megaphone
448	Caster's voice sounds as if it's coming through a metal tube
449	Caster's voice sounds like he's 1d100 years older
450	Caster's voice sounds like that of each person to whom he speaks
451	Caster's voice sounds like the braying of donkeys
452	Caster's voice sounds like the buzzing of metal bees
453	Caster's voice sounds like the honking of geese
454	Caster's voice sounds like the sputtering of a clogged drain
455	Caster's waterskin is filled with mashed potatoes
456	Caster's waterskin makes its contents taste brackish and foul
457	Caster's weight increases tenfold while on a ladder
458	Caster's weight increases tenfold while walking across ice
459	Cooked meat is mildly poisonous to the caster
460	Countless pine needles adhere tightly to the caster's skin
461	Countless tiny wood chips swirl about the caster for 2d10 rounds
462	Countless tiny worms cascade from caster's ears
463	Crawling insects pour from caster's nostrils for 1d4 rounds
464	Cryptic messages are embossed on the caster's chest and back
465	Cryptic runes cover the caster's arms and hands
466	Cryptic symbols flash constantly across caster's forehead
467	Damage from caster's next 1d8 attacks appears 1d8 rounds later
468	Damage inflicted upon caster can only be healed near firelight
469	Damage inflicted upon caster is 10% likely to be just an illusion
470	Damage inflicted upon caster is 10% likely to harm someone else
471	Damage inflicted upon caster leaves unusually severe scars
472	Domestic cats react to caster with astonishing ferocity
473	Each day at noon, caster's age is reduced by 50%
474	Each day at noon, caster's weapon heats to 2d100°
475	Each day at sunset, caster suffers intense pain for 1d4 rounds
476	Each day for 2d6 days, caster must reroll his attributes
477	Each day, caster adds a cumbersome new title to his name
478	Each day, caster attempts to prove that he's impervious to blades
479	Each day, caster bores his allies with tales of his own heroism
480	Each day, caster can add +1 (or +5%) to any one dice roll
481	Each day, caster can cause one foe to miss one attack
482	Each day, caster can detach his head for up to one hour
483	Each day, caster can digest up to half a pound of stone
484	Each day, caster can magically cause 1d6 people to hate him
485	Each day, caster can roar like a dragon one time
486	Each day, caster can see through one door as if it were glass
487	Each day, caster can Summon 1d10 minnows up to 1d4 times
488	Each day, caster decides to worship a different deity
489	Each day, caster demands to be called by a different name
490	Each day, caster displays a new phobia that disappears by sunset
491	Each day, caster finds 1d10 human eyeballs in his pocket
492	Each day, caster finds 1d4 gold pieces in his pocket
493	Each day, caster finds a severed body part in his pocket
494	Each day, caster has no idea who he is for 1d10 minutes
495	Each day, caster increasingly obsesses about his waning lifespan
496	Each day, caster insists on being called by a different name
497	Each day, caster is 1% likely to be destroyed by a meteor strike
498	Each day, caster is 5% likely to teleport to this target point
499	Each day, caster is 10% likely to change sex until sunset
500	Each day, caster is 40% likely to crave garlic intensely
501	Each day, caster is 50% likely to leave no footprints
502	Each day, caster is accosted by a man with a real estate scheme
503	Each day, caster is attacked but not injured by a huge, ugly bird
504	Each day, caster is immune to 1d6 hit points of damage
505	Each day, caster loses 1d4 gold pieces
506	Each day, caster must cast at least one spell upon himself
507	Each day, caster must drink at least four gallons of water
508	Each day, caster must eat a pound of tree bark, or he'll starve
509	Each day, caster must eat at least one lighted candle
510	Each day, caster must pluck at least one rose or be stricken mute
511	Each day, caster must recite a new limerick, or he'll go insane
512	Each day, caster must Save or be unable to count until sunset
513	Each day, caster must Save or lose half of his hit points
514	Each day, caster must Save vs Will or his home explodes
515	Each day, caster must tell at least one outrageous lie
516	Each day, caster recalls a new but entirely fictional past life
517	Each day, caster reveals a new and offensive truth about himself
518	Each day, caster sees great meaning in the first words he hears
519	Each day, caster suffers violent withdrawal unless he uses magic
520	Each day, caster tells the same stupid joke about gnomes
521	Each day, caster threatens to murder someone nearby
522	Each day, caster wakes because a small pebble hits his forehead
523	Each day, caster wakes beneath a brine-soaked tangle of vines
524	Each day, caster wakes beneath a layer of fine white sand
525	Each day, caster wakes certain that he'll die before sunset
526	Each day, caster wakes certain that the world will end by sunset
527	Each day, caster wakes completely deaf until he drinks something
528	Each day, caster wakes dressed in a mummy's filthy rags
529	Each day, caster wakes exhausted as if he just ran a marathon
530	Each day, caster wakes in a pile of dry leaves
531	Each day, caster wakes looking as if he's been beaten with clubs
532	Each day, caster wakes nearly out of his mind with rage
533	Each day, caster wakes thinking that 1d100 days have passed
534	Each day, caster wakes thinking that he's under attack
535	Each day, caster wakes to find a loaf of warm bread on his chest
536	Each day, caster wakes unable to see his allies for 1d4 turns
537	Each day, caster wakes wearing a heavily powdered wig
538	Each day, caster wakes wearing a straw hat
539	Each day, caster wakes with a daisy sprouting from his mouth
540	Each day, caster wakes with a gold coin in his mouth
541	Each day, caster wakes with a hospital bracelet on his wrist
542	Each day, caster wakes with his mouth packed full of flour
543	Each day, caster wakes with no idea of how he got there
544	Each day, caster wakes with several new and disturbing scars
545	Each day, caster's face is unbearably hideous for 1d10 minutes
546	Each day, caster's hair grows 10% longer
547	Each day, caster's height fluctuates plus or minus 1d100%
548	Each day, caster's height fluctuates plus or minus 1d6 inches
549	Each day, caster's home shrinks by 1%
550	Each day, caster's nostrils appear at a new place on his head
551	Each day, one of caster's spells (random) has its effect reversed
552	Each day, some part of caster's body falls off and regrows
553	Each day, someone accuses the caster of grand theft
554	Each day, someone accuses the caster of high treason
555	Each day, someone accuses the caster of unwholesome practices
556	Each day, someone accuses the caster or regicide
557	Each day, the caster is praised for some act of amazing heroism
558	Each hour, 1d4 small pine cones fall from the caster's ears
559	Each morning, caster must Save or be rendered mute for that day
560	Each morning, caster must Save or be sprayed by a skunk
561	Each morning, caster must Save or contract a non-magical illness
562	Each morning, caster must Save or earn the enmity of a monarch
563	Each morning, caster must Save or he ages 1d4 days
564	Each morning, caster must Save or he'll be arrested before sunset
565	Each morning, caster must Save or his clothes dissolve by sunset
566	Each night as caster sleeps, every blade he owns is sharpened
567	Each night as caster sleeps, he's 5% likely to trigger a Burst
568	Each night as caster sleeps, his ankles are bound by silk cord
569	Each night as caster sleeps, his lips move as though he's talking
570	Each of caster's big toes is now as long as the rest of his foot
571	Each of caster's big toes is now as wide as the rest of his foot
572	Each of caster's teeth is now a different and contrasting color
573	Each of caster's teeth screams each time he opens his mouth
574	Each of caster's toes is 5% likely to explode right now
575	Eerie moans fill the air when caster touches holy water
576	Efforts to become invisible make the caster much more visible
577	Efforts to become invisible temporarily age the caster 1d10 years
578	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are 20% larger
579	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are at -2 to hit him
580	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are completely silent
581	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are horrible to look at
582	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are invisible to him
583	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are invulnerable to him
584	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are Slowed
585	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are terrified of him
586	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence assume comical forms
587	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence attack him outright
588	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence attack their summoner
589	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence can't be controlled
590	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence crave decaying meat
591	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence explode instantly
592	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence flee the area at once
593	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence look familiar to him
594	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence mock him endlessly
595	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence seem far more fierce
596	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence totally ignore him
597	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence vaguely resemble him
598	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence weep until dismissed
599	Elementals Summoned in caster's presence will not attack him
600	Embarrassing rumors about the caster circulate far and wide
601	Embarrassing sounds issue from the caster at inopportune times
602	Even in darkness, caster is visible as though in full daylight
603	Every third tooth falls from caster's mouth
604	Everyone knows the caster's most embarrassing secret
605	Everyone now harboring ill will toward caster forgets who he is
606	Everyone now harboring ill will toward caster knows where he is
607	Everyone thinks that the caster is using a false name
608	Everyone thinks that the caster's use of magic is reckless
609	Everyone thinks the caster to be vaguely unreliable
610	Everyone who knows the caster suspects that he's really undead
611	Everyone who knows the caster thinks that he owes them money
612	Everyone within 100 miles hates the caster until at least sunset
613	Everyone within 100 miles knows that the caster is a magic user
614	Everyone within one mile appears as a skeleton to the caster
615	Everything caster eats for 1d12 months tastes strongly of blood
616	Fine gold wire is visibly threaded through the caster's flesh
617	Fire-based magic is invisible to the caster
618	Fires can't be sustained within three feet of caster's spellbook
619	Flames shoot from caster's ears at least once per hour until dawn
620	Foliage grows to entangle caster's feet if he stands still
621	Food turns ethereal while the caster touches it
622	For 1d4 days, caster can neutralize poisons by touch
623	For 1d4 days, caster is certain that his saliva is poisonous
624	For 1d4 rounds, caster's left foot is fused to the ground
625	For 1d4 rounds, normal water can burn the caster like strong acid
626	For 1d4 weeks, caster's eyelids glow brightly in the dark
627	For 1d4 weeks, caster's nose hovers 1d4 inches before his face
628	For 2d4-1 horrible days, caster works in a huge corporate office
629	For 3d10 days caster is immune to magic cast by one person
630	For 6d10 rounds, caster is the only person on the entire planet
631	For one day, caster is so monstrously ugly that people attack him
632	For one day, caster knows the location of all gold within 5 miles
633	For several days, caster strongly resembles a drowned corpse
634	Foul-smelling steam issues from the caster's nostrils
635	Half of caster's body is as hairy as an ape
636	Half of caster's body is immune to polymorph magic
637	Half of caster's hair is replaced by very fine silver wire
638	Holy symbols inspire dread in the caster
639	Holy water boils on contact with caster's skin
640	Honey flows through caster's veins instead of blood
641	Horrific screams issue from the caster's spellbook
642	Huge volumes of ectoplasm ooze from the caster's nostrils
643	Icy winds buffet the caster for 2d8-1 days
644	If alive, caster is totally healed in each of the next 1d6 hours
645	If asked for identification, caster offers a funny self-portrait
646	If caster attempts a Summoning, he vanishes for its duration
647	If caster attempts to create or control undead, they attack him
648	If caster casts a spell in the next turn, he thinks he's drowning
649	If caster casts a spell in the next turn, his clothing vanishes
650	If caster comes within one mile of a dragon, his hair falls out
651	If caster comes within one mile of an ocean, he begins to drown
652	If caster damages a statue, he suffers an equivalent injury
653	If caster dies and is resurrected, he's 85% likely to change sex
654	If caster draws a weapon before sunset, he goes berserk
655	If caster draws a weapon before sunset, that weapon vanishes
656	If caster falls more than twenty yards, he teleports to this spot
657	If caster has a beard, it vanishes; if he doesn't, he grows one
658	If caster has a missile weapon, he's attacked by small animals
659	If caster has drawn blood recently, he vanishes until sunrise
660	If caster has eaten in the past hour, he falls unconscious
661	If caster has eaten in the past hour, he loses 2d10 hit points
662	If caster has eaten in the past hour, he never has to eat again
663	If caster has eaten in the past hour, he vanishes until lunchtime
664	If caster has eaten meat in the past hour, it was human flesh
665	If caster has eaten meat in the past hour, it wasn't really meat
666	If caster has ever been resurrected, he loses 1d100 hit points
667	If caster has ever been resurrected, he now gains one level
668	If caster has ever been resurrected, he now loses one level
669	If caster has ever been resurrected, he teleports to that spot
670	If caster has slain anyone in cold blood, he's wracked by remorse
671	If caster has slain anyone in cold blood, that person haunts him
672	If caster ingests poison, he becomes powerfully addicted to it
673	If caster ingests poison, he briefly gains 1d4 points of Wisdom
674	If caster ingests poison, he can't be harmed by fire for 1d4 days
675	If caster ingests poison, he combusts in 1d6 turns
676	If caster ingests poison, he develops an intense, unusual phobia
677	If caster ingests poison, he develops hundreds of ugly blisters
678	If caster ingests poison, he forgets his name and how to speak
679	If caster ingests poison, he hallucinates wildly for 2d20 hours
680	If caster ingests poison, he is instantly aware of it
681	If caster ingests poison, he smells like carrion for 1d4 weeks
682	If caster ingests poison, he tries to cut it out of his body
683	If caster ingests poison, he's 20% likely to change sex
684	If caster ingests poison, his age is reduced by 1d20 years
685	If caster ingests poison, his blood is corrosive to metal
686	If caster ingests poison, his body shrinks by 1d100%
687	If caster ingests poison, his fingers vanish
688	If caster ingests poison, his teeth fall out
689	If caster ingests poison, its onset is delayed by 1d4 days
690	If caster ingests poison, non-magical antidotes are toxic to him
691	If caster ingests poison, someone nearby also suffers its effect
692	If caster is carrying a dagger, it grows as large as a greatsword
693	If caster is carrying a pouch, he attempts to climb into it
694	If caster is carrying a pouch, he likes to wear it as a hat
695	If caster is carrying a pouch, he uses it as a hand-puppet
696	If caster is carrying a weapon, it attempts to strike him
697	If caster is carrying a weapon, it turns into an umbrella
698	If caster is carrying any blades, he throws them in a nearby lake
699	If caster is carrying any blades, they're now incredibly sharp
700	If caster is carrying any bread, it animates and attacks him
701	If caster is carrying any coins, each weighs as much as he does
702	If caster is carrying any coins, he develops an allergy to gold
703	If caster is carrying any keys, they're all suddenly identical
704	If caster is carrying any kind of key, it explodes violently
705	If caster is carrying any metal, he can't cast magic until dawn
706	If caster is carrying any metal, he thinks that he's rusting
707	If caster is carrying any wood, he tries to eat it like a termite
708	If caster is carrying any wood, he's attacked by termites
709	If caster is carrying food, he becomes violently ill for an hour
710	If caster is carrying food, he eats all of it as fast as he can
711	If caster is carrying food, he's attacked by hungry hungry hippos
712	If caster is carrying food, it's 4X as nutritious as normal food
713	If caster is carrying his spellbook, he teleports 2d4 miles
714	If caster is carrying his spellbook, he teleports to his home
715	If caster is carrying his spellbook, he's illiterate for one week
716	If caster is carrying his spellbook, he's reluctant to open it
717	If caster is carrying his spellbook, it teleports to his home
718	If caster is carrying his spellbook, it vanishes until dawn
719	If caster is hit by a bludgeon, his head resembles a watermelon
720	If caster is hit by a bludgeon, his head rings like a bronze gong
721	If caster is now at full hit points, he vanishes for 1d12 hours
722	If caster is now bleeding, he ages 10d10 years
723	If caster is now bleeding, he attacks his nearest ally
724	If caster is now bleeding, he can never use invisibility magic
725	If caster is now bleeding, he can't be healed before midnight
726	If caster is now bleeding, he can't use magic for 1d4 days
727	If caster is now bleeding, he can't use magic for 2d12 hours
728	If caster is now bleeding, he changes sex for 1d6 days
729	If caster is now bleeding, he declares war on an imagined enemy
730	If caster is now bleeding, he flees at top speed in a panic
731	If caster is now bleeding, he gains 10,000 Experience Points
732	If caster is now bleeding, he gains one level
733	If caster is now bleeding, he loses another 4d10 hit points
734	If caster is now bleeding, he races to the nearest coastline
735	If caster is now bleeding, he teleports to his home
736	If caster is now bleeding, he thinks that he's somebody else
737	If caster is now bleeding, he's attacked by a shark
738	If caster is now bleeding, he's forever immune to healing magic
739	If caster is now bleeding, he's immune to fire magic until sunset
740	If caster is now bleeding, he's permanently invisible to goblins
741	If caster is now bleeding, he's reduced to just one hit point
742	If caster is now bleeding, he's restored to full Health
743	If caster is now bleeding, he's stricken mute until he's healed
744	If caster is now bleeding, his blood glows in the dark
745	If caster is now bleeding, his blood is flammable for 2d12 hours
746	If caster is now bleeding, his hair grows 8d12 inches
747	If caster is now bleeding, his weapon is +4 ToHit for 2d12 hours
748	If caster is now bleeding, his weapons vanish until dawn
749	If caster is now bleeding, is base AC is zero for 1d10 hours
750	If caster is now carrying a waterskin, it can hold 10d10 gallons
751	If caster is now carrying a waterskin, it turns into bagpipes
752	If caster is slain by a metal weapon, he can't be resurrected
753	If caster is slain by a metal weapon, he'll rises as a zombie
754	If caster is slain, he awakens the next day fully healed (once)
755	If caster is slain, his killer is 20% likely to take his own life
756	If caster is slain, his killer is universally hailed as a hero
757	If caster is slain, his killer receives 100,000 gold pieces
758	If caster is standing near open flame, he tries to extinguish it
759	If caster is standing near open flame, he tries to ignite himself
760	If caster is struck by an axe, he disgorges a pound of sawdust
761	If caster is struck by an axe, he yells "timber" and falls over
762	If caster is usually shy, he becomes very assertive, & vice versa
763	If caster is wearing a magic ring, brackish slime oozes from it
764	If caster is wearing a magic ring, everyone one nearby hates him
765	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he acquires a new language
766	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he acquires an unusual phobia
767	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he ages 1d100 years until dawn
768	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he ages one year per round
769	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he becomes loudly belligerent
770	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he becomes nocturnal
771	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can breathe underwater
772	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't be harmed by ice
773	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't Detect Magic
774	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't discern True North
775	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't eat while wearing it
776	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't leave this spot
777	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't remove it by himself
778	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't sit until sunrise
779	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't sleep for 2d10 days
780	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't speak above a whisper
781	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't use it for 1d4 days
782	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't wear any other rings
783	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be an impostor
784	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be enslaved to it
785	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be indestructible
786	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to despise it
787	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to have created it
788	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to have stolen it
789	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he decides that he's a god
790	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he disgorges a large bell
791	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he disgorges one just like it
792	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he feels 1d100° colder
793	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he finds an enormous diamond
794	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he finds another just like it
795	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he forgets how to use it
796	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he founds a bizarre cult
797	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he goes insane for 1d4 days
798	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he grows suspicious of Elves
799	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hasn't eaten in weeks
800	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hates to use it indoors
801	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hates to use it outdoors
802	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he joins a bizarre cult
803	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he misplaces it
804	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he refuses to speak to Dwarves
805	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he regains 2d6 hit points
806	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he rings like a bell
807	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he shrinks by 50% until dawn
808	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he suffers cannibalistic urges
809	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he suspects that it's a fake
810	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks his allies covet it
811	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks it's consuming him
812	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks it's controlling him
813	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks that it's on fire
814	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he throws it 4d6 feet from him
815	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he tries to destroy it
816	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he tries to sever that finger
817	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he uses it whenever possible
818	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he wants to swallow it
819	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he weeps tears of honey
820	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he'll die if he removes it
821	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's accused of sedition
822	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's allergic to it
823	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's attacked by crows
824	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's attacked by scarabs
825	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's blind until he removes it
826	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's declared guilty of heresy
827	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's eager to behead himself
828	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's imprisoned far away
829	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's known to have stolen it
830	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's placed under arrest
831	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's related to the king
832	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's reluctant to use it
833	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's struck by lightning
834	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's swarmed by vermin
835	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's terrified of its power
836	If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's wearing a copy in his nose
837	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his Charisma is 3 until dawn
838	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his Charisma is 18 until dawn
839	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his clothes turn invisible
840	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his clothes turn to lead
841	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his ears and nose fall off
842	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his eyes turn invisible
843	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his fingernails grow 1d4 feet
844	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his hands look like a corpse's
845	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his hands switch wrists
846	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his head turns invisible
847	If caster is wearing a magic ring, his teeth turn to gold
848	If caster is wearing a magic ring, holy water burns his skin
849	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it acquires an odd new ability
850	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it becomes clear like glass
851	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it becomes part of his body
852	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it can't cross moving water
853	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it can't pass through doorways
854	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it derides his magical prowess
855	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it disintegrates upon removal
856	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it explodes upon removal
857	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it has 2X as many charges
858	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it heats to 1,000°
859	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it shines like the sun
860	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it shrinks by 50%
861	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it sprouts dozens of needles
862	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it turns permanently invisible
863	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it turns to lead
864	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it weighs more than he does
865	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it works only 75% of the time
866	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's as brittle as glass
867	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's on someone else's finger
868	If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's suddenly in his stomach
869	If caster is wearing a magic ring, its effect is reversed
870	If caster is wearing a magic ring, its main function is altered
871	If caster is wearing a magic ring, no one takes him seriously
872	If caster is wearing a magic ring, smoke pours from his nostrils
873	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger doubles in length
874	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger turns into a thumb
875	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger turns invisible
876	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand ages 1d100 years
877	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand attacks the other
878	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand becomes gangrenous
879	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand doubles in size
880	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand has Dexterity 18
881	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand has Strength 18/00
882	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is burned to a crisp
883	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is gnarled like wood
884	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is stricken numb
885	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand looks like a claw
886	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand looks like bare bone
887	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand sprouts feathers
888	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns into a foot
889	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns to gold
890	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns to stone
891	If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand's thumb vanishes
892	If caster is wearing a magic ring, the bones in that hand vanish
893	If caster is wearing a magic ring, water is poisonous to him
894	If caster is wearing any armor, he attacks someone nearby
895	If caster is wearing any armor, he removes it as fast as possible
896	If caster is wearing any armor, he teleports to his home
897	If caster is wearing any armor, it teleports to his home
898	If caster is wearing any leather, he moos like a cow until sunset
899	If caster is wearing any leather, he reeks of manure until sunset
900	If caster is wearing gloves, he can't remove them
901	If caster is wearing gloves, he requires no sleep for 1d4 weeks
902	If caster is wearing gloves, they turn into fluffy wool mittens
903	If caster is wearing gloves, they turn into rigid steel
904	If caster kills anyone in the next turn, he also perishes
905	If caster kills anyone in the next turn, he's declared a hero
906	If caster rides a horse in the next 24 hours, it tries to eat him
907	If caster sleeps in his boots, he can never again remove them
908	If caster sleeps in his boots, they begin devouring him tonight
909	If caster stands on a riverbank, he's attacked by crustaceans
910	If caster stands on a riverbank, the bank crumbles beneath him
911	If caster swallows a hot coal, he's 5% likely to turn to diamond
912	If caster swallows a hot coal, it's 10% likely to turn to diamond
913	If caster tells a lie, he giggles
914	If caster tells a lie, he's 40% likely to declare it outright
915	If caster uses Detect Magic, he loses 1d6 hit points
916	If caster uses Detect Magic, he's blinded for 1d10 rounds
917	If caster's carrying a dagger, he throws it at someone nearby
918	If caster's carrying a dagger, he tries to stab himself with it
919	If cut open, caster is found to be a mechanical construct
920	If cut open, caster is found to be completely hollow
921	If cut open, caster is found to be filled with gold coins
922	If cut open, caster is found to be filled with thick red foam
923	If cut open, caster is found to be made of soap
924	If cut open, caster is found to be packed with gunpowder
925	If cut open, caster is found to be stuffed with goose down
926	If cut open, caster is found to be teeming with filthy worms
927	If cut open, caster is found to contain 1d1000 feet of intestine
928	If cut open, caster is found to contain countless glass beads
929	If cut open, caster is found to contain only mildewed straw
930	If cut open, caster is found to contain thousands of bees
931	If cut open, caster is found to contain tiny replicas of himself
932	If cut open, caster is found to house paper-wrapped candies
933	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster abandons magic use
934	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster ages 1d100 years
935	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster becomes a werewolf
936	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster becomes undead
937	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster bursts into flame
938	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster causes a Chaos Burst
939	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster changes sex
940	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster doubles in height
941	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster falls 1d100 feet
942	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster finds a magical ring
943	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gains a new language
944	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gains one level
945	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gets hopelessly lost
946	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster goes berserk
947	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster grows 1d4 extra arms
948	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster grows another head
949	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster has a divine vision
950	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster hears ghostly voices
951	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is badly sunburned
952	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is blind until dawn
953	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is briefly paralyzed
954	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is cloned
955	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is completely healed
956	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is named a heretic
957	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is paralyzed by fear
958	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is thrown 1d100 feet
959	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses 1d8 teeth
960	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses all fear
961	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses all inhibition
962	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses his spellbook
963	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses one level
964	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster no longer needs food
965	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster returns to this spot
966	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster shatters like glass
967	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster suffers no damage
968	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster teleports 2d6 miles
969	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster wins 500 gold pieces
970	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's head explodes
971	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's Strength is halved
972	If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's teeth turn to gold
973	If slain before sunset, caster dissolves into a putrid slush
974	Illusions cast by caster make him 2X as heavy for their duration
975	In matters of barter, caster offers his spellbook first
976	In the next few days, caster unearths a statue of himself
977	Iridescent plumage sprouts from caster's shoulder blades
978	Lightning flashes about the caster's head during battle
979	Lightning is 3% likely to strike the caster on any given day
980	Luxuriant, leafy foliage sprouts from the caster's head
981	Magic items are 10% likely to fail when caster uses them
982	Magic items use charges at 50% normal rate if caster uses them
983	Magical animals seem to mock the caster while he's not looking
984	Magical armor bonuses are 50% likely to fail for the caster
985	Magical armor bonuses no longer work at all for the caster
986	Magical blades that hit the caster apply no magical damage bonus
987	Magical creatures and fantastical animals are invisible to caster
988	Magical creatures ignore and are impervious to the caster
989	Merchants charge the caster 2X as much for their wares
990	Merchants readily identify the caster as a notorious thief
991	Merchants readily identify the caster as a trustworthy customer
992	Meteoritic iron is powerfully toxic to the caster
993	Mocking, spectral voices taunt the caster incessantly
994	Money paid by caster appears to be obviously counterfeit
995	Money paid by caster rapidly depreciates in value
996	Mysterious runes are visible on the caster's skin in moonlight
997	Nearest angry mob identifies caster as its leader
998	Nearest angry mob identifies caster as the cause of its outrage
999	Nearest ant colony begins worshipping the caster as its god
1000	Nearest colony of bees identifies the caster as an enemy

3001-4000 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	Nearest colony of bees identifies the caster as its queen
2	Nearest dragon has a vendetta against the caster
3	Nearest dragon urgently desires an audience with the caster
4	Nearest horse has been plotting against the caster for years
5	Nearest horse is ravenously hungry for the caster's flesh
6	Nearest statue animates and begins stalking the caster
7	Nearest tree falls on caster but doesn't make a sound
8	Nearest tree falls on caster, pinning him but not harming him
9	Nearest wizard decides that the caster owes him a favor
10	Nearest wizard thinks that the caster is plotting against him
11	Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically inflict maximum damage
12	Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically inflict minimum damage
13	Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically leave hideous scars
14	Next 1d4 attacks on caster equally affect the attackers
15	Next attack on caster causes him to hallucinate for 1d4 hours
16	Next attack on caster has a +10 ToHit bonus
17	Next attack on caster kills him, but he resurrects at dawn
18	Next attack on caster literally knocks the smile off of his face
19	Next blade to cut the caster vanishes until that wound is healed
20	Next blade to cut the caster will never rust or go dull
21	Next bridge that caster crosses turns to chocolate
22	Next creature slain by caster infects him with a strange disease
23	Next creature slain by caster is avenged by 10d10 kobolds
24	Next creature slain by caster is consumed by flames in 1d8 rounds
25	Next creature slain by caster is resurrected in 1d10 turns
26	Next creature slain by caster places a Geas on him as it dies
27	Next creature slain by caster pursues him as a vengeful undead
28	Next door opened by caster becomes sentient and animated
29	Next door opened by caster can never be closed again
30	Next door opened by caster can never be opened by him again
31	Next door opened by caster causes a pit to open beneath his feet
32	Next door opened by caster causes all of his spells to discharge
33	Next door opened by caster dispels any magic then affecting him
34	Next door opened by caster explodes as a 1d10HD fireball
35	Next door opened by caster explodes in a swarm of searing embers
36	Next door opened by caster falls on him heavily
37	Next door opened by caster floods the room on the opposite side
38	Next door opened by caster gives him a useful bit of information
39	Next door opened by caster hurls him out of the nearest window
40	Next door opened by caster ignites the room on the opposite side
41	Next door opened by caster is thereafter as clear as glass
42	Next door opened by caster knocks him unconscious
43	Next door opened by caster leads directly out of the universe
44	Next door opened by caster leads to a confessional booth
45	Next door opened by caster leads to a courtyard with no doors
46	Next door opened by caster leads to a distant crypt
47	Next door opened by caster leads to a distant mountaintop
48	Next door opened by caster leads to a distant ship on the ocean
49	Next door opened by caster leads to a dragon's nest
50	Next door opened by caster leads to a dragon's treasure horde
51	Next door opened by caster leads to a fabulous ballroom
52	Next door opened by caster leads to a featureless desert
53	Next door opened by caster leads to a filthy and fetid stable
54	Next door opened by caster leads to a hidden oubliette
55	Next door opened by caster leads to a huge monster's stomach
56	Next door opened by caster leads to a long-forgotten vault
57	Next door opened by caster leads to a magical armory
58	Next door opened by caster leads to a meat locker
59	Next door opened by caster leads to a modern bathroom
60	Next door opened by caster leads to a mysterious control room
61	Next door opened by caster leads to a room full of hourglasses
62	Next door opened by caster leads to a sacrificial altar
63	Next door opened by caster leads to a terrible misunderstanding
64	Next door opened by caster leads to a treasury of fabulous wealth
65	Next door opened by caster leads to a vast cornfield
66	Next door opened by caster leads to a vast magical library
67	Next door opened by caster leads to a vast, snow-swept plain
68	Next door opened by caster leads to a vault deep in a coal mine
69	Next door opened by caster leads to a warehouse full of candy
70	Next door opened by caster leads to all manner of confusion
71	Next door opened by caster leads to an enormous wine cellar
72	Next door opened by caster leads to an overflowing sewer
73	Next door opened by caster leads to another plane of existence
74	Next door opened by caster leads to deep within a blazing forest
75	Next door opened by caster leads to goblin barracks
76	Next door opened by caster leads to his home
77	Next door opened by caster leads to interstellar space
78	Next door opened by caster leads to the basement of a brothel
79	Next door opened by caster leads to the bottom of the sea
80	Next door opened by caster leads to the center of a labyrinth
81	Next door opened by caster leads to the center of the universe
82	Next door opened by caster leads to the king's linen closet
83	Next door opened by caster leads to the last door he opened
84	Next door opened by caster leads to the middle of a battlefield
85	Next door opened by caster leads to the mind of a famous actor
86	Next door opened by caster leads to the queen's bedchamber
87	Next door opened by caster leads to the roof of that building
88	Next door opened by caster leads to the room that he just left
89	Next door opened by caster leads to the royal treasury
90	Next door opened by caster leads to the top of a distant volcano
91	Next door opened by caster leads to this location
92	Next door opened by caster leads to tomorrow but not back
93	Next door opened by caster leads to war between 1d4 nations
94	Next door opened by caster locks shut behind him
95	Next door opened by caster opens upon a sanity-damaging vista
96	Next door opened by caster plunges that room into total darkness
97	Next door opened by caster releases a cloud of choking smoke
98	Next door opened by caster restores him to full hit points
99	Next door opened by caster reveals a caterpillar smoking a hookah
100	Next door opened by caster reveals a scene of horrid debauchery
101	Next door opened by caster reveals an unutterably foul monster
102	Next door opened by caster reveals Death on the opposite side
103	Next door opened by caster triggers a Chaos Burst
104	Next door opened by caster turns into a vault door of heavy steel
105	Next enemy to wound caster also Charms him
106	Next enemy to wound caster begins to resemble him
107	Next enemy to wound caster can't harm him for 1d4 days thereafter
108	Next enemy to wound caster disarms himself and runs away
109	Next enemy to wound caster gains one level or hit die
110	Next enemy to wound caster heroically defends him for 1d4 turns
111	Next enemy to wound caster is attacked by vermin
112	Next enemy to wound caster is healed of any current damage
113	Next enemy to wound caster is heavily smeared with bacon grease
114	Next enemy to wound caster is himself restored to full hit points
115	Next enemy to wound caster is teleported to caster's home
116	Next enemy to wound caster is teleported to his own home
117	Next enemy to wound caster is thrown 4d6 hours into the future
118	Next enemy to wound caster sinks into the ground to his knees
119	Next enemy to wound caster suffers an equivalent injury
120	Next enemy to wound caster then attacks his own allies
121	Next enemy wounded by caster becomes an ally for 1d6 rounds
122	Next enemy wounded by caster becomes ethereal for 4d6 hours
123	Next enemy wounded by caster becomes immune to fire
124	Next enemy wounded by caster becomes invisible to caster
125	Next enemy wounded by caster becomes king
126	Next enemy wounded by caster begins to age one year per round
127	Next enemy wounded by caster can no longer see the caster
128	Next enemy wounded by caster contracts some magical disease
129	Next enemy wounded by caster erupts into a cloud of angry wasps
130	Next enemy wounded by caster is attacked by feral cats
131	Next enemy wounded by caster is Healed
132	Next enemy wounded by caster is immune to magic for 2d4 rounds
133	Next enemy wounded by caster is invisible to him, and vice versa
134	Next enemy wounded by caster is suddenly fabulously wealthy
135	Next enemy wounded by caster loses an additional 1d100 hit points
136	Next enemy wounded by caster must Save or change alignment
137	Next enemy wounded by caster must Save or Disintegrate
138	Next enemy wounded by caster teleports 1d100 miles
139	Next enemy wounded by caster teleports to a safe location nearby
140	Next enemy wounded by caster teleports to caster's home
141	Next enemy wounded by caster turns into a two-headed dragon
142	Next enemy wounded by caster turns to stone over 1d10 rounds
143	Next enemy wounded by caster was never born
144	Next enemy wounded by caster will resurrect 24 hours after death
145	Next horse ridden by caster acquires lycanthropy
146	Next horse ridden by caster develops an intense hatred of humans
147	Next horse ridden by caster gains Intelligence equal to his own
148	Next horse ridden by caster is blasted to ashes beneath him
149	Next horse ridden by caster is reconfigured into humanoid shape
150	Next horse ridden by caster runs to the nearest pit and jumps in
151	Next horse ridden by caster sprouts another head facing backwards
152	Next horse ridden by caster sprouts horns like a bull
153	Next horse ridden by caster sprouts two additional pairs of legs
154	Next horse ridden by caster turns hollow and made of wood
155	Next horse ridden by caster turns into a cow
156	Next lycanthrope to attack caster is cured of lycanthropy
157	Next meal prepared by caster can't be digested by mortals
158	Next meal prepared by caster dissolves into a stinking mush
159	Next meal prepared by caster functions as a potion of healing
160	Next meal prepared by caster harms the sanity of any who eat it
161	Next meal prepared by caster has strong anesthetic properties
162	Next meal prepared by caster induces hallucinations in Dwarves
163	Next meal prepared by caster induces insanity for 1d4 hours
164	Next meal prepared by caster induces megalomania in Halflings
165	Next meal prepared by caster induces pyromania in Elves
166	Next meal prepared by caster induces raving paranoia in humans
167	Next meal prepared by caster induces uncontrollable debauchery
168	Next meal prepared by caster induces xenophobia in Gnomes
169	Next meal prepared by caster is lethally toxic to him
170	Next meal prepared by caster is the best meal in all of history
171	Next meal prepared by caster is unpalatable in sunlight
172	Next meal prepared by caster shines as brightly as the sun
173	Next meal prepared by caster tastes strongly of manure
174	Next meal prepared by caster tastes strongly of soap
175	Next missile shot at caster passes in one ear and out the other
176	Next missile shot at caster turns to gold and falls to the ground
177	Next permanent spell cast by caster fails in 1d4 rounds
178	Next permanent spell cast by caster functions only intermittently
179	Next person struck by caster's magic becomes hopelessly drunk
180	Next person struck by caster's magic goes insane for 2d4-1 days
181	Next person struck by caster's magic is stricken blind and deaf
182	Next person to see caster's reflection attacks him immediately
183	Next person to touch the caster acquires illusory leprosy
184	Next person to touch the caster can't speak to him until sunset
185	Next person to touch the caster is dressed just like him
186	Next person to touch the caster is invisible to him for 1d4 days
187	Next person to touch the caster is stricken permanently bald
188	Next person to touch the caster then attacks him for one round
189	Next person to whom caster speaks acquires a phony language
190	Next person to whom caster speaks adopts the caster's voice
191	Next person to whom caster speaks attacks him for 1d6 rounds
192	Next person to whom caster speaks can Command him 1d4 times
193	Next person to whom caster speaks demands 10d10 gold pieces
194	Next person to whom caster speaks develops a stutter until sunset
195	Next person to whom caster speaks disappears until sunset
196	Next person to whom caster speaks forgets who the caster is
197	Next person to whom caster speaks hasn't slept for 2d10 days
198	Next person to whom caster speaks hates him for 1d4 hours
199	Next person to whom caster speaks ignores him for 2d4 hours
200	Next person to whom caster speaks is destined to kill him someday
201	Next person to whom caster speaks is dressed just like him
202	Next person to whom caster speaks is invisible to him until dawn
203	Next person to whom caster speaks is overcome by awful boredom
204	Next person to whom caster speaks is overcome by hunger
205	Next person to whom caster speaks is soaked with icy brine
206	Next person to whom caster speaks is stricken deaf for 2d4 rounds
207	Next person to whom caster speaks is stricken mute until sunset
208	Next person to whom caster speaks is teleported 10d10 feet
209	Next person to whom caster speaks is unable to eat for 1d4 days
210	Next person to whom caster speaks looks just like him until dawn
211	Next person to whom caster speaks mocks him outrageously
212	Next person to whom caster speaks must give him 8d8 gold pieces
213	Next person to whom caster speaks races away at top speed
214	Next person to whom caster speaks regains 1d4 hit points
215	Next person to whom caster speaks shrinks by 25% for 1d4 days
216	Next person to whom caster speaks suspects the caster of heresy
217	Next potion imbibed by caster alerts everyone to his whereabouts
218	Next potion imbibed by caster burns his home to the ground
219	Next potion imbibed by caster cancels any resurrections he's had
220	Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to be Slowed
221	Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to spit out wood chips
222	Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to sprout feathers
223	Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to sprout tentacles
224	Next potion imbibed by caster causes his clothing to disintegrate
225	Next potion imbibed by caster causes his voice to echo ominously
226	Next potion imbibed by caster changes his alignment for 2d8 hours
227	Next potion imbibed by caster changes his sex for its duration
228	Next potion imbibed by caster cures him of any current diseases
229	Next potion imbibed by caster doubles in volume 1d20 times
230	Next potion imbibed by caster enables him to breathe underwater
231	Next potion imbibed by caster enlarges his hands by 50%
232	Next potion imbibed by caster freezes him solid until sunset
233	Next potion imbibed by caster gives him chimp-like proportions
234	Next potion imbibed by caster glues his mouth shut
235	Next potion imbibed by caster has no effect whatsoever
236	Next potion imbibed by caster has only half its normal potency
237	Next potion imbibed by caster has the same effect as the last one
238	Next potion imbibed by caster hurls him 5d10 yards
239	Next potion imbibed by caster induces a fit of spastic coughing
240	Next potion imbibed by caster induces crazed religious fervor
241	Next potion imbibed by caster induces intense vertigo
242	Next potion imbibed by caster induces lycanthropy for 1d4 months
243	Next potion imbibed by caster induces pacifism
244	Next potion imbibed by caster induces phenomenal hallucinations
245	Next potion imbibed by caster induces temporary homicidal rage
246	Next potion imbibed by caster induces uncharacteristic generosity
247	Next potion imbibed by caster inflicts an embarrassing ailment
248	Next potion imbibed by caster is 5% likely to kill him outright
249	Next potion imbibed by caster is 10% likely to last 1d10 years
250	Next potion imbibed by caster is actually a living thing
251	Next potion imbibed by caster is incredibly addictive
252	Next potion imbibed by caster is powerfully emetic
253	Next potion imbibed by caster is pure human blood
254	Next potion imbibed by caster lasts only until he speaks
255	Next potion imbibed by caster makes foliage sprout from his head
256	Next potion imbibed by caster makes gold invisible to him
257	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him -4 to Save vs Fortitude
258	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him a terrific dancer
259	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him age one year per round
260	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him ambidextrous
261	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him blink like a neon sign
262	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him crave raw meat
263	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him forget his name
264	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him forget the past 24 hours
265	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him hate magic for 1d4 days
266	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him hate to answer questions
267	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him horrifyingly ugly
268	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him illiterate for 1d10 days
269	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him invisible for 1d6 turns
270	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him invisible to undead
271	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him levitate 1d10 yards
272	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him look 5d10 years older
273	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him look like an infant
274	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him lose 1d100 pounds
275	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him overwhelmingly beautiful
276	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him profoundly drunk
277	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him see fire all around him
278	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him seem far more charming
279	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him spin rapidly 1d100 times
280	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him sweat blood
281	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think he doesn't exist
282	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's dead
283	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's drowning
284	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's invisible
285	Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that it's poison
286	Next potion imbibed by caster makes his arms and legs invisible
287	Next potion imbibed by caster makes his face invisible
288	Next potion imbibed by caster makes his flesh invisible
289	Next potion imbibed by caster makes his hands and feet invisible
290	Next potion imbibed by caster makes immune to charm-like magic
291	Next potion imbibed by caster makes ink invisible to him
292	Next potion imbibed by caster makes undead invisible to him
293	Next potion imbibed by caster paralyzes his hands until sunset
294	Next potion imbibed by caster reduces him to one hit point
295	Next potion imbibed by caster restores him to full hit points
296	Next potion imbibed by caster reveals any secret doors nearby
297	Next potion imbibed by caster rotates his feet 180°
298	Next potion imbibed by caster sets his hair ablaze
299	Next potion imbibed by caster shrinks his hands by 50%
300	Next potion imbibed by caster snuffs all fires within one mile
301	Next potion imbibed by caster solidifies in his stomach
302	Next potion imbibed by caster strikes him bald for one year
303	Next potion imbibed by caster tastes like lamp oil
304	Next potion imbibed by caster teleports him to his home
305	Next potion imbibed by caster throws him 1d4 days into the future
306	Next potion imbibed by caster triggers a Chaos Burst
307	Next potion imbibed by caster turns him into 1d100 frogs
308	Next potion imbibed by caster turns him into a zombie until dawn
309	Next potion imbibed by caster turns him to vapor for 1d10 rounds
310	Next potion imbibed by caster turns his hands into feet
311	Next potion imbibed by caster turns his head to a cube
312	Next potion imbibed by caster turns his lips and tongue to steel
313	Next potion imbibed by caster turns his skeleton to steel
314	Next potion imbibed by caster turns his skin permanently orange
315	Next potion imbibed by caster turns his speech to gibberish
316	Next potion imbibed by caster works only during every other round
317	Next puddle stepped in by caster drains 1d10 hit points
318	Next puddle stepped in by caster freezes solid around his feet
319	Next puddle stepped in by caster ignites like gasoline
320	Next puddle stepped in by caster is charged with electricity
321	Next puddle stepped in by caster is full of piranha
322	Next puddle stepped in by caster is, to him, 10d10 feet deep
323	Next puddle stepped in by caster makes him think he's drowning
324	Next puddle stepped in by caster renders him briefly invulnerable
325	Next puddle stepped in by caster restores 1d10 hit points
326	Next puddle stepped in by caster soaks him from head to toe
327	Next puddle stepped in by caster teleports him to a puddle nearby
328	Next puddle stepped in by caster throws him 1d20 yards
329	Next puddle stepped in by caster turns to blood
330	Next spell caster casts on himself also affects someone nearby
331	Next spell caster casts on himself flares out of control
332	Next spell caster casts on himself has the opposite effect
333	Next spell caster casts on himself persists for 1d4 days
334	Next spell caster casts on himself takes effect 1d4 days later
335	Next spell caster casts on himself works at 2X normal potency
336	Next spell to hit the caster also renders his head invisible
337	Next spell to hit the caster causes him to glow brightly
338	Next spell to hit the caster leaves him hideously scarred
339	Next spell to hit the caster likewise affects whoever cast it
340	Next spell to hit the caster renders him blind for its duration
341	Next spell to hit the caster takes effect 4d6 hours later
342	Next successful attack upon caster hits a bystander instead
343	Next successful attack upon caster knocks him unconscious
344	Next sword that wounds caster acquires a permanent +2 bonus
345	Next sword that wounds caster heals him for 1d10 hit points
346	Next sword that wounds caster heats to 10d100 degrees
347	Next sword that wounds caster is totally rusted by dawn tomorrow
348	Next sword that wounds caster likewise wounds its wielder
349	Next sword that wounds caster mimics his personality thereafter
350	Next sword that wounds caster must Save or disintegrate
351	Next sword that wounds caster then ignites and burns like paper
352	Next sword that wounds caster turns to gold
353	Next sword that wounds caster vanishes for 1d8 days
354	Next sword that wounds caster was coated with deadly venom
355	Next sword touched by caster gains a +1 ToHit bonus for 4d6 days
356	Next sword touched by caster turns into a crescent wrench
357	Next time caster's restored to full hit points, he shrinks by 50%
358	Next tree touched by caster animates and attacks everyone nearby
359	Next tree touched by caster crumbles to ash in minutes
360	Next wound inflicted by caster can't heal without magic
361	Next wound inflicted upon caster can't be healed magically
362	No animal will allow the caster to ride it
363	No matter how far the caster travels today, he winds up here
364	No more than 60% of caster's body can become invisible at a time
365	No one now within 10 yards of caster can harm him until dawn
366	No one within 100 miles trusts caster enough to lend him money
367	Non-humanoid mammals are invisible to caster
368	Non-humanoid mammals react badly to the caster for 1d10 days
369	Non-magical blades inflict bludgeoning damage upon caster
370	Non-magical rodents are invisible to the caster
371	Objects are more resistant to fire while caster carries them
372	Objects handled by caster can't be made invisible for one year
373	Objects placed in caster's pockets freeze solid in minutes
374	On a successful attack roll, caster must Save or drop his weapon
375	On any given day, caster's left foot is 50% likely to be ethereal
376	On any successful attack roll, caster is still 10% likely to fail
377	Once per day, caster can cause himself to age 1d10 years
378	Once per day, caster can cause his shoes or boots to vanish
379	Once per day, caster can cause his spellbook to ignite
380	Once per day, caster can cause one flash of lightning overhead
381	Once per day, caster can cause one person to lie to him
382	Once per day, caster can cause ten pounds of ice to melt rapidly
383	Once per day, caster can create one loosely-packed snowball
384	Once per day, caster can create up to one pound of cheese
385	Once per day, caster can discern True North with 100% accuracy
386	Once per day, caster can dry a soaking wet, shirt-sized garment
387	Once per day, caster can eliminate rust from one sword or helmet
388	Once per day, caster can locate the most valuable jewel nearby
389	Once per day, caster can locate the nearest holy symbol
390	Once per day, caster can locate the nearest locked door
391	Once per day, caster can locate the nearest potable alcohol
392	Once per day, caster can locate the nearest unrefined iron ore
393	Once per day, caster can make his clothes vanish for 1d10 rounds
394	Once per day, caster can make someone briefly forget his name
395	Once per day, caster can pull a big, ripe turnip from the ground
396	Once per day, caster can purify up to one gallon of water
397	Once per day, caster can read a new language for 1d4 rounds
398	Once per day, caster can read any written language for 1d4 rounds
399	Once per day, caster can render glass opaque for 1d4 hours
400	Once per day, caster can stab himself with a dagger without harm
401	Once per day, caster can teleport up to one foot per level
402	Once per day, caster can totally ignore one attack against him
403	Once per day, caster can turn his hands ethereal for 1d6 rounds
404	Once per day, caster can turn his hands invisible for 1d10 rounds
405	Once per day, caster can turn his head 360° at the neck, unharmed
406	Once per day, caster can turn his teeth invisible for 10 minutes
407	Once per day, caster can turn invisible for up to three minutes
408	Once per week, caster can appear to be a foot taller for one hour
409	Once per week, caster can appear to be half his age for two hours
410	Once per week, caster can cause all nearby to forget his name
411	Once per week, caster can cause his hair to grow 1d4 inches
412	Once per week, caster can create 1d20 gallons of salt water
413	Once per week, caster can disgorge an ice cube one foot on a side
414	Once per week, caster can freeze up to one gallon of water
415	Once per week, caster can hold his breath for a full hour
416	Once per week, caster can ignore one fire-based spell cast at him
417	Once per week, caster can instantly snuff one campfire
418	Once per week, caster can join any two pieces of non-living wood
419	Once per week, caster can kill all small insects within 10 feet
420	Once per week, caster can levitate for 1d4 rounds
421	Once per week, caster can locate any artifacts within one mile
422	Once per week, caster can locate the nearest magical animal
423	Once per week, caster can locate the nearest magical blade
424	Once per week, caster can magically create a tasty meal for four
425	Once per week, caster can negate magical bonuses for 1d4 rounds
426	Once per week, caster can open any non-magical lock by touch
427	Once per week, caster can open one locked door by sneezing at it
428	Once per week, caster can render one cooked meal uncooked
429	Once per week, caster can shed and regrow 1d10 fingernails
430	Once per week, caster can speak only in rhyme for one hour
431	Once per week, caster can speak with horses for up to 1d10 rounds
432	Once per week, caster can strip one tree of all leaves
433	Once per week, caster can summon 1d20 cockroaches
434	Once per week, caster can summon 1d4 pigeons or sparrows
435	Once per week, caster can teleport his spellbook up to 1d4 miles
436	Once per week, caster can teleport up to 10 feet per level
437	Once per week, caster can turn one nearby magical blade invisible
438	Once per week, caster can untie one knot without touching it
439	Once per week, caster can walk on water, up to 5 yards per level
440	Once per week, caster must cast one damaging spell on himself
441	Once per week, caster throws a tantrum lasting 1d4 rounds
442	One of caster's arms acquires malevolent intelligence
443	One of caster's arms adopts the color and texture of brick
444	One of caster's arms appears to be stripped of all flesh
445	One of caster's arms becomes as limber as a snake
446	One of caster's arms becomes undead
447	One of caster's arms can be removed for up to 1d4 turns per day
448	One of caster's arms can't be cut by magical blades
449	One of caster's arms disappears until sunset tomorrow
450	One of caster's arms ignites
451	One of caster's arms is as pale as an albino's
452	One of caster's arms is encased in a tight steel sheath
453	One of caster's arms is impervious to magical cold
454	One of caster's arms is only an illusion
455	One of caster's arms is scarred as though badly burned by acid
456	One of caster's arms now juts from the center of his chest
457	One of caster's arms oozes fetid slime
458	One of caster's arms resembles a small, gnarled branch
459	One of caster's arms shrivels to a dry husk
460	One of caster's arms sprouts dozens of tiny, ugly feelers
461	One of caster's arms turns to solid silver
462	One of caster's eyes bulges like a fish eye
463	One of caster's eyes doubles in size
464	One of caster's eyes doubles in size; the other shrinks by 50%
465	One of caster's eyes glows with infernal radiance
466	One of caster's feet disintegrates
467	One of caster's feet is replaced by an off-balance wheel
468	One of caster's feet reforms into a perfect sphere
469	One of caster's feet refuses to come anywhere near the other
470	One of caster's hands doubles in size; the other shrinks by 50%
471	One of caster's hands is as durable as steel
472	One of caster's hands is green and scaly like a lizard's claw
473	One of caster's hands is susceptible to rust
474	One of caster's hands turns into an eagle's talon
475	One of caster's knees locks whenever nimble footwork is required
476	One of caster's pockets accesses a small box in his home
477	One side of caster's body adopts a mirror-bright sheen
478	One side of caster's body ages 2X as fast as the other
479	One side of caster's body appears to be naked by firelight
480	One side of caster's body changes color each hour
481	One side of caster's body is as hairy as an ape
482	One side of caster's body is blurred as if seen through ice
483	One side of caster's body is immune to magic cast by him
484	One side of caster's body is immune to normal missiles
485	One side of caster's body is invulnerable to fire
486	One side of caster's body is paralyzed for 1d4 rounds
487	One side of caster's body is rendered invisible for 1d4 weeks
488	One side of caster's body looks like a photo negative
489	One side of caster's body shrinks by 10%
490	People journey for miles to beseech the caster for healing
491	People journey for miles to study magic under the caster
492	People journey for miles to touch the hem of caster's garment
493	People journey for miles to voice grievances against the caster
494	People not in the caster's presence tend to forget about him
495	Powerful jets of air blow from the caster's ears
496	Predators react to the caster as if he were a small rabbit
497	Railroad tracks run straight from here to the caster's home
498	Rapturous shrieks fill the air when caster removes a hat
499	Raw meat is invisible to the caster
500	Right now, caster can teleport up to 1d10 miles one time
501	Rocks and boulders express a vague fondness for the caster
502	Rope breaks 2X as readily while the caster is using it
503	Rope is 2X as strong while the caster is using it
504	Scavengers and carrion birds react to caster as if he were dead
505	Short, bony spikes sprout from caster's knuckles
506	Small objects carried by caster seem 10X as heavy to him
507	Smoke billows from the caster's head as from a coal chimney
508	Some deity has a personal vendetta against the caster
509	Some deity takes a personal interest in the caster's life
510	Some subterranean race annexes caster's home
511	Some subterranean race declares a holy war against the caster
512	Some subterranean race declares that the caster is one of them
513	Some subterranean race declares the caster its patron saint
514	Some unseen entity wipes the smile off of the caster's face
515	Someone nearby vanishes; in 2d6 rounds the caster disgorges him
516	Someone very dear to the caster doesn't really exist
517	Someone very dear to the caster is discovered to be undead
518	Something about the caster makes people suspect that he's dying
519	Something about the caster makes people unlikely to trust him
520	Sometime in the next turn, the caster punches an ally in the nose
521	Sometime in the next turn, the caster races into a nearby forest
522	Spell works normally, but caster loses 1d4 spells from memory
523	Spell works normally; next casting automatically causes a Burst
524	The bones of caster's arms and legs can't be broken
525	The clothes caster is wearing makes him dangerous overconfident
526	The clothes caster is wearing makes him feel intensely cold
527	The Fireball spell won't function within 100 yards of caster
528	The ground beneath caster's feet flows like water for 1d4 rounds
529	The ground beneath caster's feet is alive for 1d4 hours
530	The ground beneath caster's feet sinks a depth 2X his height
531	The ground beneath caster's feet swirls like a whirlpool
532	The ground beneath caster's feet turns to living human flesh
533	The left and right sides of caster's body hate each other
534	The next spell used against caster automatically fails
535	The pages of caster's spellbook are indestructible
536	The pages of caster's spellbook are invisible; ink on them is not
537	The pages of caster's spellbook are replaced with gold leaf
538	The pages of caster's spellbook flap as though in a strong breeze
539	The pages of caster's spellbook turn to thin sheets of bacon
540	The pages of caster's spellbook turn to thin sheets of steel
541	The presence of undead causes caster to giggle like a fool
542	The rear half of caster's body appears to be made of glass
543	The rear half of caster's body is invisible
544	The spell cast most recently upon caster is retroactively undone
545	The wreckage of a sunken warship appears in caster's home
546	The wreckage of caster's home is strewn across the countryside
547	Thick clouds of acrid steam issue from the ground near the caster
548	Thick clouds of steam constantly billow from the caster's skin
549	Thunder rumbles overhead whenever caster's blood is spilled
550	To the caster, everyone appears to be sweating profusely
551	To the caster, everyone looks and sounds exactly like him
552	To the caster, everyone looks and sounds exactly like him
553	To the caster, everyone smells like a rotting corpse
554	To the caster, the weather always appears overcast and gloomy
555	To the caster, the weather always appears to be the same
556	Tomorrow, caster can speak all languages until noon
557	Tomorrow, caster can speak only a bizarre, esoteric language
558	Tomorrow, caster can't be injured by magical weapons until sunset
559	Tomorrow, caster finds 1d100 statues of himself in hideous poses
560	Tomorrow, caster finds a book detailing his complete dissection
561	Tomorrow, caster finds a jar containing 1d20 tiny elephants
562	Tomorrow, caster finds a key to a lock that doesn't yet exist
563	Tomorrow, caster finds a key to that mysterious door in his home
564	Tomorrow, caster finds a lab holding many lifeless clones of him
565	Tomorrow, caster finds a legendary sword & loses it the next day
566	Tomorrow, caster finds a piece of anachronistic technology
567	Tomorrow, caster finds a ruby as large as his head
568	Tomorrow, caster finds a secret Gate to the Astral Plane
569	Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of counterfeit rubies
570	Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of diamonds
571	Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of scorpions
572	Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of strong acid
573	Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of teeth
574	Tomorrow, caster finds a tunnel that leads to his home
575	Tomorrow, caster finds a vial containing a viscous salve
576	Tomorrow, caster finds his own badly-decomposed corpse
577	Tomorrow, caster finds what looks like his own severed head
578	Tomorrow, caster forms an alliance with a long-hated enemy
579	Tomorrow, caster has absolutely no desire to use magic
580	Tomorrow, caster is unable to cast magic before noon
581	Tomorrow, caster meets a priest who places a Geas upon him
582	Tomorrow, caster meets an immortal desperate and unable to die
583	Tomorrow, caster meets and insults the avatar of some deity
584	Tomorrow, caster meets his long-lost and malevolent twin
585	Tomorrow, caster meets his mentor, who expresses disapproval
586	Tomorrow, caster meets someone claiming to have sold the world
587	Tomorrow, caster meets someone claiming to own the caster's soul
588	Tomorrow, caster meets someone convinced that he doesn't exist
589	Tomorrow, caster meets someone desperate to be his bodyguard
590	Tomorrow, caster meets someone desperate to become the caster
591	Tomorrow, caster meets someone on the verge of becoming a god
592	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who calls humans a delicacy
593	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can command demons
594	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can remove his own heart
595	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can remove his skin at will
596	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims the caster killed him
597	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be haunting him
598	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be him
599	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be his father
600	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be his grandchild
601	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who foretells a bleak fate for him
602	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who has vowed to murder him
603	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who names the caster his heir
604	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who offers him his firstborn son
605	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who offers to sell him an artifact
606	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who owes him a lot of money
607	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who tries to eat his eyes
608	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who wants to buy his pancreas
609	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who's 100% immune to magic
610	Tomorrow, caster meets someone who's plotting to kill the king
611	Tomorrow, caster meets someone whom caster knows to be dead
612	Tomorrow, caster meets someone whom he owes a lot of money
613	Tomorrow, caster meets someone whose existence is impossible
614	Tomorrow, caster meets someone with the secret of immortality
615	Tomorrow, caster meets the alchemist who created him
616	Tomorrow, caster must Save vs Will once per hour or combust
617	Tomorrow, caster saves the life of a notorious villain
618	Tomorrow, caster saves the life of someone important
619	Tomorrow, caster saves the life whom fate has decreed must die
620	Tomorrow, caster thinks he's awakened from a centuries-long sleep
621	Tomorrow, caster thinks that magic no longer functions
622	Tomorrow, caster uncovers a well-funded plot against his life
623	Tomorrow, caster unknowingly snubs a powerful spellcaster
624	Tomorrow, caster vanishes at dawn and reappears at sunset
625	Tomorrow, caster wakes 2d10 miles from where he fell asleep
626	Tomorrow, caster wakes and gives apparently divine prophecy
627	Tomorrow, caster wakes as if he's spent a month in the desert
628	Tomorrow, caster wakes at this location
629	Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that all of his allies are dead
630	Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he must return to his home
631	Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's just been created
632	Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's just been resurrected
633	Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's murdered his allies
634	Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's slept for 2d10 years
635	Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that his limbs are mechanical
636	Tomorrow, caster wakes covered in pungent, glowing moss
637	Tomorrow, caster wakes early and races back to this location
638	Tomorrow, caster wakes embarrassingly drunk
639	Tomorrow, caster wakes in a coil of dried and sinuous vines
640	Tomorrow, caster wakes in a full-length body cast
641	Tomorrow, caster wakes in the branches of a tall tree
642	Tomorrow, caster wakes on the bank of the River Styx
643	Tomorrow, caster wakes reeking of garlic and raw meat
644	Tomorrow, caster wakes seated in the throne of the nearest king
645	Tomorrow, caster wakes standing atop a tall pole
646	Tomorrow, caster wakes standing in a barrel of chum
647	Tomorrow, caster wakes to find that 1d4 days have passed
648	Tomorrow, caster wakes unable to stand until he casts a spell
649	Tomorrow, caster wakes where he awoke this morning
650	Tomorrow, caster wakes with a mouthful of mud from a cemetery
651	Tomorrow, caster wakes with mysterious tattoos all over his body
652	Tomorrow, caster wakes with no memory of the previous day
653	Tomorrow, caster wakes wrapped in disease-ridden blankets
654	Trees and bushes express open hostility toward the caster
655	Ugly thorns sprout from the caster's cheekbones
656	Undead have commandeered caster's home while he's been away
657	Undead skeletons react to caster as if he were one of them
658	Undead tend to ignore the caster until he acts against them
659	Undead tend to laugh in the caster's presence
660	Vile tentacles sprout from the caster's face
661	Viscous pus oozes from the caster's orifices until sunset
662	Water feels like acid to the caster but doesn't actually harm him
663	Water splashes from caster's footfalls for the next 1d12 hours
664	Water trickles from caster's elbows for 1d4 hours
665	Weight-affecting spells make the caster weigh 2X as much as iron
666	Well-funded liars slander caster's conduct in a war decades past
667	Whatever caster is wearing is a synthetic copy of the real thing
668	When caster dies, 10d10 voles burst from his corpse
669	When caster dies, a small religious cult starts worshipping him
670	When caster dies, a Chaos Burst occurs: roll again at that time
671	When caster dies, he can't be resurrected for 1d12 months
672	When caster dies, he's discovered to have died centuries ago
673	When caster dies, he's found to have been remotely controlled
674	When caster dies, he's quickly impersonated by a doppelganger
675	When caster dies, his allies deny that they ever knew him
676	When caster dies, his corpse appears riddled by gunfire
677	When caster dies, his corpse attacks the nearest Elf
678	When caster dies, his corpse disgorges 10d1000 gallons of water
679	When caster dies, his corpse giggles maniacally for 1d4 hours
680	When caster dies, his corpse is dismembered and scattered
681	When caster dies, his corpse is dragged away by goblins
682	When caster dies, his corpse is elected to public office
683	When caster dies, his corpse melts like a snowman
684	When caster dies, his corpse runs shrieking through a nearby town
685	When caster dies, his corpse shatters into countless fragments
686	When caster dies, his corpse swells to 1d6 times normal size
687	When caster dies, his corpse turns to densely packed salt
688	When caster dies, his corpse turns to solid bronze
689	When caster dies, his corpse weighs as much as lead
690	When caster dies, his heart assumes a life of its own
691	When caster dies, his killer is thrown 1d20 days into the future
692	When caster dies, his last word is "Rosebud"
693	When caster dies, his name becomes synonymous with treachery
694	When caster dies, his skeleton turns to glass
695	When caster dies, his skull turns to wood
696	When caster dies, his spellbook burns to cinders in 1d4 rounds
697	When caster dies, his veins are discovered to be filled with gold
698	When caster dies, some random person nearby dies as well
699	When caster dies, the first person to touch his corpse also dies
700	When caster dies, the nearest town is evacuated
701	When caster dies, the nearest tree falls on his corpse
702	When caster dies, the sky turns blood red for 2d4-1 days
703	When caster dies, violent riots break out in the nearest town
704	When caster is angry, a small snake slithers out of his ear
705	When caster is angry, he foams at the mouth like a rabid dog
706	When caster is angry, he turns bright green
707	When caster is angry, his face appears scarred and deformed
708	When caster is angry, his face appears to glisten with slime
709	When caster is angry, his head appears to be a bare skull
710	When caster is angry, insects appear to swarm over his face
711	When caster is angry, steam billows from his nostrils
712	When caster is surprised, he randomly teleports 1d4 yards
713	When caster is surprised, his head briefly doubles in size
714	When caster is surprised, his head spins 360°
715	When caster next casts this spell, he becomes hopelessly lost
716	When caster next casts this spell, he feels overwhelming deja vu
717	When caster next casts this spell, he teleports to this spot
718	When caster next casts this spell, he's attacked by squirrels
719	When caster next casts this spell, he's paralyzed until sunset
720	When caster next casts this spell, he's stricken with Confusion
721	When caster next casts this spell, his age temporarily doubles
722	When caster next casts this spell, his clothing attacks him
723	When caster next casts this spell, his clothing freezes solid
724	When caster next casts this spell, his clothing turns to cheese
725	When caster next casts this spell, the winter solstice occurs
726	When caster next draws blood, a large pit opens beneath him
727	When caster next draws blood, he disgorges 1d10 gallons of blood
728	When caster next draws blood, he laughs like a demon
729	When caster next draws blood, he leaps 4d6 hours into the future
730	When caster next draws blood, he loses 2d10 hit points
731	When caster next draws blood, he must Save or fall unconscious
732	When caster next draws blood, he regains 1d10 hit points
733	When caster next draws blood, he suffers an equivalent wound
734	When caster next draws blood, he teleports 1d100 yards
735	When caster next draws blood, he's addicted to the taste of blood
736	When caster next draws blood, he's attacked by rabid bats
737	When caster next draws blood, he's restored to full hit points
738	When caster next draws blood, he's stricken mute until sunrise
739	When caster next draws blood, his eyes blaze with flame
740	When caster next draws blood, his weapon turns to steam
741	When caster next draws blood, rain immediately begins to fall
742	When caster next draws blood, thunder rumbles in the distance
743	When caster next enters a building, he teleports onto its roof
744	When caster next enters a building, his clothes catch fire
745	When caster next enters a lake, any boats nearby turn invisible
746	When caster next enters a lake, he blasphemes some ocean god
747	When caster next enters a lake, he decides to become amphibious
748	When caster next enters a lake, he discovers a small island
749	When caster next enters a lake, he emerges draped with seaweed
750	When caster next enters a lake, he encounters a lady with a sword
751	When caster next enters a lake, he encounters a tentacled monster
752	When caster next enters a lake, he finds 1d4 valuable pearls
753	When caster next enters a lake, he has visions of a sunken city
754	When caster next enters a lake, he spouts water like a whale
755	When caster next enters a lake, he suffers severe hypothermia
756	When caster next enters a lake, he teleports to a different lake
757	When caster next enters a lake, he's 30% likely to become a fish
758	When caster next enters a lake, he's attacked by sharks
759	When caster next enters a lake, he's attacked by turtles
760	When caster next enters a lake, he's befriended by otters
761	When caster next enters a lake, he's caught in a fisherman's net
762	When caster next enters a lake, he's covered with barnacles
763	When caster next enters a lake, he's hit by 2d8 harpoons
764	When caster next enters a lake, he's mistaken for a sea monster
765	When caster next enters a lake, he's sucked up into a waterspout
766	When caster next enters a lake, he's swept toward the sea
767	When caster next enters a lake, he's thrown to the opposite shore
768	When caster next enters a lake, his clothing inflates
769	When caster next enters a lake, his clothing vanishes
770	When caster next enters a lake, his feet turn into duck's feet
771	When caster next enters a lake, his hands and feet grow webbing
772	When caster next enters a lake, his home is completely flooded
773	When caster next enters a lake, his pockets fill with sodium
774	When caster next enters a lake, it becomes 2X as deep
775	When caster next enters a lake, it drains dry in 1d4 rounds
776	When caster next enters a lake, it turns from fresh to salt-water
777	When caster next enters a lake, it's covered by two inches of ice
778	When caster next enters a lake, it's heavily stocked with trout
779	When caster next enters a lake, night falls immediately
780	When caster next enters a lake, someone nearby starts to drown
781	When caster next enters a town, a huge festival takes place
782	When caster next enters a town, he finds a magical scroll
783	When caster next enters a town, he violates community standards
784	When caster next enters a town, he's imprisoned for murder
785	When caster next enters a town, he's named as its patron saint
786	When caster next enters a town, he's quickly arrested for heresy
787	When caster next enters a town, he's quickly elected mayor
788	When caster next enters a town, he's recognized as a vampire
789	When caster next enters a town, he's sold into slavery
790	When caster next enters a town, his spellbook is confiscated
791	When caster next enters a town, it secedes from the kingdom
792	When caster next enters a town, it's attacked by goblins
793	When caster next enters a town, it's besieged by orcs
794	When caster next enters a town, it's overrun by feral dogs
795	When caster next enters a town, it's renamed after him
796	When caster next enters a town, its population doubles
797	When caster next enters a town, martial law is declared
798	When caster next enters a town, the king orders it destroyed
799	When caster next enters a town, violent riots break out
800	When caster next enters his home, 1d4 exterior walls vanish
801	When caster next enters his home, 1d4 weeks pass in 1d4 rounds
802	When caster next enters his home, a small hill rises beneath it
803	When caster next enters his home, any curses upon him are lifted
804	When caster next enters his home, he ages 1d10 years
805	When caster next enters his home, he ages 1d10 years
806	When caster next enters his home, he doubts he's ever lived there
807	When caster next enters his home, he falls unconscious
808	When caster next enters his home, he finds 1d100+100 gold pieces
809	When caster next enters his home, he finds a secret trapdoor
810	When caster next enters his home, he finds a troll in residence
811	When caster next enters his home, he finds another spellbook
812	When caster next enters his home, he finds his clone in residence
813	When caster next enters his home, he finds it completely empty
814	When caster next enters his home, he forgets how to exit again
815	When caster next enters his home, he gains one level
816	When caster next enters his home, he is healed of all damage
817	When caster next enters his home, he loses a point of Wisdom
818	When caster next enters his home, he loses any memorized spells
819	When caster next enters his home, he must evict 2d10 squatters
820	When caster next enters his home, he realizes it's made of coral
821	When caster next enters his home, he recognizes nothing within it
822	When caster next enters his home, he teleports to this location
823	When caster next enters his home, he's attacked by kobolds
824	When caster next enters his home, he's blinded for 4d12 hours
825	When caster next enters his home, he's convinced it isn't his
826	When caster next enters his home, he's drafted into the military
827	When caster next enters his home, he's visited by solicitors
828	When caster next enters his home, he's visited by three ghosts
829	When caster next enters his home, his age is reduced by 3d4 years
830	When caster next enters his home, his bed combusts violently
831	When caster next enters his home, his clothes burst into flame
832	When caster next enters his home, his clothes turn to stone
833	When caster next enters his home, it becomes indestructible
834	When caster next enters his home, it becomes steamy like a sauna
835	When caster next enters his home, it doubles its current size
836	When caster next enters his home, it drifts slowly out to sea
837	When caster next enters his home, it falls into a heap of sawdust
838	When caster next enters his home, it gains an additional level
839	When caster next enters his home, it migrates 1d20 miles
840	When caster next enters his home, it sinks into the ground
841	When caster next enters his home, it turns invisible from within
842	When caster next enters his home, it turns to glass
843	When caster next enters his home, it's been thoroughly cleaned
844	When caster next enters his home, it's buried by an avalanche
845	When caster next enters his home, it's buried by volcanic ash
846	When caster next enters his home, it's encircled by a deep moat
847	When caster next enters his home, it's flattened by a meteor
848	When caster next enters his home, it's infested with vermin
849	When caster next enters his home, it's swept away by a tidal wave
850	When caster next enters his home, it's totally refurbished
851	When caster next enters his home, its doors and windows vanish
852	When caster next enters his home, monsters reside under the bed
853	When caster next enters his home, someone's eaten his porridge
854	When caster next enters his home, the doors & windows fuse shut
855	When caster next enters his home, the floor vanishes
856	When caster next enters his home, the magistrate condemns it
857	When caster next enters his home, the roof ignites
858	When caster next kills someone, he appears in that person's home
859	When caster next kills someone, he must Save vs Fortitude or die
860	When caster next kills someone, that person quickly resurrects
861	When caster next opens his spellbook, he's attacked by a shark
862	When caster next says his name, 2d6 fish leap from his mouth
863	When caster next says his name, a bird flies into his mouth
864	When caster next says his name, he learns it's not his real name
865	When caster next says his name, he promptly forgets his name
866	When caster next says his name, his mouth is sealed shut
867	When caster next teleports, he arrives bound and gagged
868	When caster next teleports, he arrives fully Healed
869	When caster next touches money, he triggers a Chaos Burst
870	When caster next triggers a Burst, he teleports to this location
871	When caster next triggers a Burst, its effect is irreversible
872	When caster next uses magic, 2d4 zombies appear and attack him
873	When caster next uses magic, all vegetation within 10 yards dies
874	When caster next uses magic, all within one mile know about it
875	When caster next uses magic, an ice statue of him appears nearby
876	When caster next uses magic, any gold he's carrying vanishes
877	When caster next uses magic, cold water sprays from his ears
878	When caster next uses magic, he and his allies are drenched
879	When caster next uses magic, he becomes drunk for 1d4 hours
880	When caster next uses magic, he becomes invisible to his allies
881	When caster next uses magic, he disgorges 2d6 large clay bricks
882	When caster next uses magic, he loses 3d4 hit points
883	When caster next uses magic, he must Save or fall unconscious
884	When caster next uses magic, he reeks of sulfur for 1d10 hours
885	When caster next uses magic, he teleports 10d10 yards randomly
886	When caster next uses magic, he teleports into a nearby building
887	When caster next uses magic, he thinks that he's at death's door
888	When caster next uses magic, he's 5% likely to lose one level
889	When caster next uses magic, he's 10% likely to die outright
890	When caster next uses magic, he's shunned by other magic users
891	When caster next uses magic, he's thrown back to this moment
892	When caster next uses magic, his clone appears nearby
893	When caster next uses magic, his clone teleports to his home
894	When caster next uses magic, his clothes turn to paper
895	When caster next uses magic, his hands double in size
896	When caster next uses magic, his hands freeze solid
897	When caster next uses magic, his nearest ally falls unconscious
898	When caster next wears a hat, he's targeted for assassination
899	When caster opens his spellbook, he's shrouded by darkness
900	When caster opens his spellbook, thunder rumbles overhead
901	When caster teleports, he arrives 1d4 miles from the destination
902	When caster teleports, he arrives 2d4 hours later than expected
903	When caster teleports, he arrives blinded for 1d6 rounds
904	When caster teleports, he arrives in an embarrassing posture
905	When caster teleports, he arrives invisible
906	When caster teleports, he arrives ravenously hungry
907	When caster teleports, he arrives upside down
908	When caster teleports, he arrives with half of his gear missing
909	When caster teleports, only 95% + 1d10% of his body is teleported
910	When caster tells a falsehood, he confesses it to everyone nearby
911	When caster uses Mirror Image, 10X the number of Images appear
912	When caster uses Mirror Image, he can't tell which image is real
913	When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like demons
914	When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like infants
915	When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like skeletons
916	When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like the target
917	When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look nothing like him
918	When caster's blood is next spilled, he ages 5d10 years
919	When caster's blood is next spilled, he can't speak for 1d4 turns
920	When caster's blood is next spilled, he's blinded for 1d4 rounds
921	When next struck by magic, caster becomes spotted like a leopard
922	When next struck by magic, caster disgorges 1d4 pounds of gravel
923	When next struck by magic, caster falls 6d10 feet
924	When next struck by magic, caster is carried aloft by a pigeons
925	When next struck by magic, caster sprouts wool from his arms
926	When next struck by magic, caster triggers a Chaos Burst
927	When reduced to one hit point, caster ages 2d10 years
928	When reduced to one hit point, caster can see invisible objects
929	When reduced to one hit point, caster flees, panic-stricken
930	When reduced to one hit point, caster flies into a berserk fury
931	When reduced to one hit point, caster is stricken mute
932	When reduced to one hit point, caster suffers wild hallucinations
933	When reduced to one hit point, caster teleports 2d20 yards
934	When reduced to one hit point, caster teleports to his home
935	When reduced to one hit point, caster turns invisible until dawn
936	When reduced to one hit point, caster turns to iron until sunset
937	When seen from behind, caster appears to be bleeding profusely
938	When seen from behind, caster appears to be on fire
939	When seen from behind, caster's torso is riddled with large holes
940	When struck by magic, caster briefly appears to be made of chrome
941	When struck by magic, caster briefly appears to be made of wood
942	When struck by magic, caster feels the urge to reveal a secret
943	When struck by magic, caster flies into a berserker rage
944	When struck by magic, caster is 10% likely to be caked in grime
945	When struck by magic, caster is covered by ashes and soot
946	When struck by magic, caster sings raucous songs for 1d4 rounds
947	When struck by magic, caster temporarily inflates like a balloon
948	Whenever caster casts a spell, a spotlight illuminates him
949	Whenever caster casts a spell, an invisible bronze gong is rung
950	Whenever caster casts a spell, electricity crackles in his hair
951	Whenever caster casts a spell, ghostly laughter echoes in the air
952	Whenever caster casts a spell, he appears to explode
953	Whenever caster casts a spell, he becomes light as a feather
954	Whenever caster casts a spell, he experiences profound remorse
955	Whenever caster casts a spell, he feels overwhelming euphoria
956	Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears glass breaking everywhere
957	Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears loud, discordant music
958	Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears the laments of the damned
959	Whenever caster casts a spell, he must Save or be knocked down
960	Whenever caster casts a spell, he must Save or shrink by 20%
961	Whenever caster casts a spell, he suffers crippling stage fright
962	Whenever caster casts a spell, he thinks that he ages 1d10 years
963	Whenever caster casts a spell, he whistles like a teapot
964	Whenever caster casts a spell, he's 10% likely to pass out
965	Whenever caster casts a spell, he's haunted by cryptic warnings
966	Whenever caster casts a spell, his bones glow visibly in his body
967	Whenever caster casts a spell, his clothes are glazed with frost
968	Whenever caster casts a spell, his ears shine like the sun
969	Whenever caster casts a spell, his feet swell by 10%
970	Whenever caster casts a spell, his spellbook must Save or combust
971	Whenever caster casts a spell, one of his hands grows by 25%
972	Whenever caster casts a spell, someone far away vows to kill him
973	Wherever caster walks, he sounds like he's on a squeaky floor
974	While caster is invisible, a faint outline can still be seen
975	While caster sleeps, he appears to be a perfect cube
976	While caster sleeps, he appears to melt like a wax dummy
977	While caster sleeps, he freezes solid but thaws before waking
978	While caster sleeps, his allies must Save or forget who he is
979	While caster sleeps, his arms and legs retract into his torso
980	While caster sleeps, his body is translucent
981	While caster sleeps, his body retracts into his head
982	While caster sleeps, his clothing and gear are invisible
983	While caster sleeps, his head appears detached from his body
984	While caster sleeps, his head retracts into his body
985	While caster sleeps, his whole body contracts into a small ball
986	While caster sleeps, luminous moths flutter over his body
987	While caster sleeps, mysterious runes hover over his head
988	While caster sleeps, rodents bring him sacrificial offerings
989	While caster sleeps, thousands of insects swarm over his body
990	While indoors, caster appears to be 5% larger
991	While indoors, caster feels as if he's dragging heavy chains
992	While indoors, caster feels as if he's in a blazing desert
993	While indoors, caster feels as if he's on a ship's deck
994	While indoors, caster feels as if he's on windswept tundra
995	While standing on a riverbank, caster is invisible to amphibians
996	While walking, caster sounds as if he's wearing full plate armor
997	Woodland creatures openly mock the caster and call him a coward
998	Woodland creatures react to the caster as if he's one of them
999	Woodland creatures react violently to the caster's presence
1000	Zombies can't come within 10 feet of the caster for 1d4 days

4001-5000 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	1d8 of target's fingers reappear elsewhere on his body
2	A handful of small glass marbles tumble from the target's nose
3	A heavy chain runs the entire length of target's alimentary canal
4	A nearby but invisible heckler pummels the target with tomatoes
5	A nearby tree animates and swears allegiance to the target
6	A nearby tree becomes ravenously carnivorous and attacks target
7	A nearby tree bends down and hurls the target like a catapult
8	A nearby tree sprays its bark at the target, briefly blinding him
9	A second, identical skeleton appears in the target's body
10	A small fire blazes harmlessly in the target's mouth
11	A tall picket fence encircles the target
12	A tentacle slithers from a nearby cave to grasp the target
13	A vital organ is ripped from target's body for 1d100 damage
14	All of target's belongings are compressed into a tiny cube nearby
15	All of target's belongings are seized by the local magistrate
16	All of target's belongings are transported beyond the horizon
17	All of target's belongings were stolen by a vengeful wizard
18	All of target's belongings were stolen from a vengeful wizard
19	All that the target has ever done was really done by someone else
20	All voices sound alike to the target for 5d6 days
21	All within 100 yards with a missile weapon fire it at the target
22	Ambient temperature always feels 50° colder to target
23	Ambient temperature rises 10° when target is angry
24	An earthen duplicate of the target rises up and attacks him
25	An earthen duplicate of the target wants to take his place
26	An evergreen sprouts from target's chest while he sleeps tonight
27	An item carried by target discharges a Chaos Burst when next used
28	An item carried by target explodes for 3d10 hit points of damage
29	An item carried by target is widely sought for its healing powers
30	An item carried by target releases narcotic vapors when next used
31	Any attack on target appears not to injure him, even if it does
32	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage acquires intelligence
33	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage acquires intelligence
34	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage also injects a poison
35	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage disappears forever
36	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage gains a +1 bonus
37	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage gets stuck in him
38	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage is briefly weightless
39	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage must Save or shatter
40	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage rapidly corrodes
41	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage turns clear as glass
42	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage turns to gold
43	Any blade hitting target for maximum damage vanishes until sunset
44	Any bludgeon that hits the target is 10% likely to shatter
45	Any bludgeon that hits the target is thereafter +4 ToHit him
46	Any bludgeon that hits the target sprays water like a fountain
47	Any bludgeon that hits the target turns to sponge as it does so
48	Any clothing or armor now worn by target ages 100 years per round
49	Any clothing or armor now worn by target is fireproof until dawn
50	Any clothing or armor now worn by target is soaked with tree sap
51	Any clothing or armor now worn by target shrinks by 30%
52	Any coins that target is now carrying double in value
53	Any coins that target is now carrying shrink by 50%
54	Any coins that target is now carrying turn to cheese
55	Any coins that target is now carrying weigh 100 pounds each
56	Any fire damage suffered by target equally affects someone nearby
57	Any fire damage suffered by target inflicts 2X normal damage
58	Any fire damage suffered by target is delayed for 3d4 rounds
59	Any fire damage suffered by target leaves cryptic scars
60	Any gems now carried by target are cursed against him
61	Any gold now carried by target belongs to a dragon
62	Any gold now carried by target combusts like tinder
63	Any jewelry that target is wearing heats to 500°
64	Any magic items carried by the target glow like embers until dawn
65	Any metal now in target's possession becomes intensely magnetic
66	Any metal now in target's possession heats to its melting point
67	Any metal now in target's possession is as fragile as glass
68	Any metal now in target's possession is highly flammable
69	Any metal now in target's possession is transparent like glass
70	Any metal now in target's possession is water soluble until dawn
71	Any metal now in target's possession turns to lead
72	Any metal now in target's possession turns to mercury
73	Any metal target is now carrying reverts to raw ore
74	Any metal weapons that wound the target are dulled for 1d4 rounds
75	Any metal weapons that wound the target are hurled 1d8 yards away
76	Any metal weapons that wound the target vanish for 1d4 rounds
77	Any missile weapon hitting the target inflicts triple damage
78	Any missile weapon hitting the target instantly combusts
79	Any missile weapon hitting the target is 10% likely to take root
80	Any missile weapon hitting the target suddenly triples in weight
81	Any missile weapons now carried by target are badly warped
82	Any missile weapons now carried by target have 10X normal range
83	Any missile weapons now carried by target have a +1 ToHit bonus
84	Any missile weapons now carried by target have his name on them
85	Any missiles fired at target are affected by Reverse Gravity
86	Any missiles fired at target are blown off course by high winds
87	Any missiles fired at target instantly sprout wings and fly away
88	Any missiles fired at target leave colorful trails in the air
89	Any missiles fired at target sound like thunder when they hit
90	Any missiles fired at target turn invisible if they hit him
91	Any missiles fired near target orbit him like satellites
92	Any missiles fired near target shriek as they fly through the air
93	Any nearby undead attack the target exclusively for 1d10 rounds
94	Any nearby undead defend the target to the best of their ability
95	Any nearby undead howl wildly and race toward the target
96	Any nearby undead now look disturbingly like the target
97	Any nearby undead obey the target for 1d8 rounds
98	Any open wounds the target now has are welded closed like metal
99	Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target are full of blood
100	Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target are interconnected
101	Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target double in volume
102	Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target dump their contents
103	Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target combusts
104	Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target is fireproof
105	Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target is rain-soaked
106	Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target turns to steel
107	Any part of target not covered by clothing appears to be skeletal
108	Any part of target not covered by clothing is badly sunburned
109	Any part of target not covered by clothing is forever invisible
110	Any part of target not covered by clothing turns bright orange
111	Any part of target now covered by clothing is covered in blisters
112	Any part of target now covered by clothing is fireproof
113	Any part of target now covered by clothing is forever invisible
114	Any part of target now covered by clothing is hideously scarred
115	Any spells cast in target's presence seem to originate from him
116	Any successful attack on target is 2% likely to kill him
117	Any successful attack on target is 10% likely to fail outright
118	Any successful attack on target will leave hideous scars
119	Any undead now within 10 yards of target attack him until slain
120	Any undead now within 10 yards of target combust
121	Any undead now within 10 yards of target gain an extra hit die
122	Any undead now within 10 yards of target vanish or are destroyed
123	Any water elemental touching or touched by target freezes solid
124	Any water elemental touching or touched by target heats to 200°
125	Any water elemental touching or touched by target is set ablaze
126	Any water elemental touching or touched by target splits in two
127	Any water now in contact with target's body freezes solid
128	Any water now in contact with target's body is poisonous to him
129	Any water now in contact with target's body turns to glue
130	Any water now in contact with target's body turns to lamp oil
131	Any water now in contact with target's body turns to mud
132	Any water now in contact with target's body turns to stone
133	Any wooden weapons that wound the target are invisible until dawn
134	Any wooden weapons that wound the target become heavy as lead
135	Any wooden weapons that wound the target burst into flame
136	Any wooden weapons that wound the target must Save or shatter
137	Any wooden weapons that wound the target turn to steel until dawn
138	Any wooden weapons that wound the target vanish until he's dead
139	Anyone cutting target with a blade ages 1d10 years until sunset
140	Anyone cutting target with a blade briefly turns orange
141	Anyone cutting target with a blade can't sleep for 1d4 days
142	Anyone cutting target with a blade can't speak to him until dawn
143	Anyone cutting target with a blade feels heartwarming glee
144	Anyone cutting target with a blade feels incredible hunger
145	Anyone cutting target with a blade feels momentarily dizzy
146	Anyone cutting target with a blade feels overwhelming dread
147	Anyone cutting target with a blade feels the same amount of pain
148	Anyone cutting target with a blade feels unsettling dÈj‡ vu
149	Anyone cutting target with a blade gets an electric shock
150	Anyone cutting target with a blade has awful dreams for one week
151	Anyone cutting target with a blade immediately apologizes for it
152	Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly blinded
153	Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly invisible
154	Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly rendered mute
155	Anyone cutting target with a blade is paralyzed for 1d4 rounds
156	Anyone cutting target with a blade is soaked with goat's milk
157	Anyone cutting target with a blade is soaked with his own blood
158	Anyone cutting target with a blade loses one hit point
159	Anyone cutting target with a blade suffers visions of damnation
160	Anyone cutting target with a blade teleports 1d6 feet
161	Anyone cutting target with a blade thinks he's an ally
162	Anyone cutting target with a blade thinks the target is immortal
163	Anyone cutting target with a blade vanishes for 1d4 rounds
164	Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of debauchery
165	Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of his own death
166	Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of the hereafter
167	Anyone looking into the target's ear suffers intense vertigo
168	Anyone nearby when target is wounded applauds for 1d4 rounds
169	Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or begin weeping
170	Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or flee in panic
171	Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or pass out
172	Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon hits the target with it
173	Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon is invisible to the target
174	Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon offers it to the target
175	Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon throws it at the target
176	Anyone nearby with a drawn blade attacks target for 1d4 rounds
177	Anyone nearby with a drawn blade can't use it against the target
178	Anyone nearby with a drawn blade races away from the target
179	Anyone nearby with a drawn blade shouts the target's name
180	Anyone slain by target's weapon can never be resurrected
181	Anyone touching the target in the next turn adopts his name
182	Anyone touching the target in the next turn is briefly paralyzed
183	Anyone touching the target in the next turn loses 1d10 hit points
184	Anyone touching the target in the next turn suffers severe burns
185	Anyone who wounds the target is 5% likely to kill him outright
186	Anyone who wounds the target must Save or age 1d10 years
187	Anyone who wounds the target must Save or be equally wounded
188	Anyone who wounds the target must Save or disarm themselves
189	Anyone who wounds the target must Save or fall unconscious
190	Anyone who wounds the target must Save or sink into the ground
191	Anyone who wounds the target must Save or teleport 1d4 miles
192	Anyone who wounds the target must Save or temporarily shrink 25%
193	Armor is always invisible while worn by the target
194	As target is wounded more severely, he's less likely to sense it
195	At any crossroads, target feels utterly lost
196	At any crossroads, target is inclined to turn back
197	At any crossroads, target is inclined to turn left
198	At any crossroads, target is stricken with indecision
199	At dawn tomorrow, all record and memory of target is lost
200	At dawn tomorrow, demonic hordes mount a quest against the target
201	At dawn tomorrow, target is abducted by an undead horde
202	At dawn tomorrow, target must Save or age 1d1000 years
203	At each sunset, target is 20% likely to age 1d20 years instantly
204	At some point in every battle, target wholly disarms himself
205	Beacon-bright light shines from target's palms during combat
206	Beacon-bright light shines from the soles of the target's feet
207	Beacon-bright light shines from the target's principal weapon
208	Beacon-bright light shines from the top of the target's head
209	Bits of gristle tumble from the target's mouth while he speaks
210	Bits of hardened resin tumble constantly from target's ears
211	Blades are magically blunted while the target wields them
212	Blades are unbreakable while the target wields them
213	Blades seem cumbersome and awkward while the target wields them
214	Blades seem to have basic intelligence while target wields them
215	Both of target's arms are now on the same side of his body
216	Both of target's arms jut from the same shoulder
217	Bright flames consume the target's clothing for 1d10 rounds
218	Bright flames dance harmlessly over target's body for 1d10 rounds
219	Bright flames ripple harmlessly along target's limbs for 1d4 days
220	Bright flames surround the target harmlessly for 2d10 rounds
221	Colored streamers shoot from target's ears for 2d6 rounds
222	Colored streamers shoot from target's nostrils
223	Colorful smoke spews from target's every orifice for 2d10 rounds
224	Condensation endlessly forms upon and drips from target
225	Countless glass shards slash at the target for 1d6 rounds
226	Countless glass shards whirl around the target for 1d6 rounds
227	Countless tiny moths flutter about the target's head
228	Countless tiny, colorful orbs swirl harmlessly around the target
229	Creatures Summoned in target's presence are abominations
230	Creatures Summoned in target's presence are clear like glass
231	Creatures Summoned in target's presence are immune to fire
232	Creatures Summoned in target's presence are old and decrepit
233	Creatures Summoned in target's presence beg him for mercy
234	Creatures Summoned in target's presence have only 1 hit point
235	Creatures Summoned in target's presence obey him unswervingly
236	Creatures Summoned in target's presence refuse to attack him
237	Creatures Summoned in target's presence seem to be made of stone
238	Creatures Summoned in target's presence strongly resemble him
239	Creatures Summoned in target's presence worship him as a god
240	Dew and condensation inspire fear in the target
241	Dozens of tiny glass slivers fall harmlessly from target's mouth
242	During any combat round, target is 3% likely to die outright
243	During any combat round, target is 5% likely to flee in panic
244	During any combat round, target is 10% likely to be invisible
245	During any combat round, target is 50% likely to be very drunk
246	During battle, target experiences distracting hallucinations
247	During battle, target hears overpoweringly loud calliope music
248	During battle, target perceives thick, acrid smoke all around him
249	During battle, target quacks like an enormous duck
250	During battle, target repeatedly chants a naughty limerick
251	During battle, target's allies are invisible to him
252	During battle, target's allies can't speak to him
253	During battle, target's allies don't recognize him
254	During battle, target's clothes and gear are invisible
255	During battle, target's clothes appear to burst into flame
256	During battle, target's clothes billow with foul smoke
257	During battle, target's clothes moan like ghosts
258	During battle, target's ears flap like a bird's wings
259	During battle, target's flesh, hair, and gear turn white as snow
260	During battle, target's hands appear to be shrouded in flame
261	During battle, target's head is henceforth invisible
262	During battle, target's heartbeat is audible to all nearby
263	Each day, target can become an illusion for 1d4 rounds
264	Each day, target can command 1d4 non-magical bears
265	Each day, target can see through the caster's eyes for 1d4 turns
266	Each day, target can turn his skin invisible for up to one hour
267	Each day, target can turn into a horse for up to 1d4 hours
268	Each day, target can walk on water up to 100 yards
269	Each day, target is 10% likely to lose one finger or toe
270	Each day, target is immune to one electrical attack
271	Each day, target is struck by lightning but is basically unharmed
272	Each day, target must eat at least one medium-sized candle
273	Each day, target must eat at least one sheet of parchment
274	Each day, target's body varies from 10% to 80% transparency
275	Each day, target's skin is a different vibrant color
276	Each of target's feet acquires argumentative intelligence
277	Each of target's feet is chained to his neck
278	Each of target's feet tries to race away in a different direction
279	Each of target's feet weighs as much as the rest of his body
280	Each of target's hands fuses to the opposite elbow
281	Each time target is injured, a gold coin appears in his mouth
282	Each time target is injured, he must Save or fall unconscious
283	Each time target is injured, he must Save or go blind
284	Each time target is injured, howls like a wolf
285	Each time target opens his mouth, a small toad leaps out of it
286	Each time target opens his mouth, another tooth turns invisible
287	Each time target opens his mouth, he hears eerie music nearby
288	Each time target opens his mouth, nearby birds fall silent
289	Electricity crackles in target's clothing when he's angry
290	Electricity crackles in target's skin as he makes an attack
291	Electricity crackles in the air around the target for 1d4 days
292	Electricity crackles in the ground wherever the target steps
293	Electricity crackles in the target's hair for 1d8 hours
294	Electricity crackles in the target's hair when he uses magic
295	Electricity crackles through the target's body for 1d8 rounds
296	Electricity crackles visibly along target's weapon during combat
297	Every few rounds a spider crawls from target's mouth
298	Every other day, the target is 20% likely to shrink by 10%
299	Every other day, the target is 30% likely to be mute
300	Every other day, the target is 5d10 years older than his true age
301	Every other day, the target radiates strongly of alteration magic
302	Every rat in the kingdom follows the target for 2d6 days
303	Every spell cast nearby in the next 1d6 rounds strikes the target
304	Every spell cast nearby is immediately obvious to the target
305	Everyone knows that the target has no real martial prowess
306	Everyone knows that the target is a powerful demon in disguise
307	Everyone knows that the target's head is completely hollow
308	Everyone knows that the target's skeleton is made of gold
309	Everyone now within 10 yards of target attacks him for 1d4 rounds
310	Everyone now within 10 yards of target ignores him for 1d4 hours
311	Everyone now within 10 yards of target is disarmed
312	Everyone now within 10 yards of target is invisible to him
313	Everyone now within 10 yards of target is knocked down
314	Everyone now within 10 yards of target is stricken bald
315	Everyone now within 10 yards of target must Save or pass out
316	Everyone now within 10 yards of target shouts his name
317	Everyone who knows the target's name fears him for 3d10 rounds
318	Everyone who knows the target's name forgets what he looks like
319	Everyone who knows the target's name owes him 1d4 gold pieces
320	Everyone who knows the target's name thinks his name is Twinkles
321	Everyone whom target owes money demands repayment in full, now
322	Everyone within 100 yards adopts the target's name
323	Everyone within 100 yards feels intense hatred toward the target
324	Everyone within 100 yards gives a gold piece to the target
325	Everyone within 100 yards is invisible to the target until sunset
326	Everyone within 100 yards races toward the target at top speed
327	Everyone within 100 yards teleports 10d10 yards away from target
328	Everyone within 100 yards teleports to the target's home
329	Everyone within 100 yards thinks the target is about to explode
330	Everyone within 100 yards thinks the target is undead
331	Everything now worn or carried by target becomes sickly green
332	Everything now worn or carried by target is strewn about the area
333	Everything that target is now carrying is imperfectly duplicated
334	Exertion makes target exhale black smoke like a steam engine
335	Fire is intensely beautiful and attractive to the target
336	Fire is invisible to the target
337	Foliage grows wildly beneath the target's feet, entangling him
338	For 1d10 rounds, magic doesn't work within 100 yards of target
339	For 1d10 rounds, ordinary wood smoke is highly toxic to target
340	For 1d10 rounds, target can't be affected by any magic items
341	For 1d4 days, target can't speak to anyone now within 10 yards
342	For 1d4 days, target can't speak to anyone who knows his name
343	For one week, target can't be healed by any magical means
344	For one week, target can't be injured by members of his species
345	Glowing coals appear to be moving within the target's skin
346	Half of target's body begins aging backwards, one year per day
347	Half of target's body is affected by Reverse Gravity
348	Half of target's body is badly burned, the other half frostbitten
349	Half of target's body is indestructible for 2d4 days
350	Half of target's body is infected with lycanthropy
351	Half of target's body polymorphs into some kind of animal
352	Half of target's body resembles half of the caster's body
353	Half of target's body shrinks by 25%
354	Half of target's body suffers from advanced leprosy
355	Half of target's body turns invisible while in direct sunlight
356	Half of target's fingers are permanently invisible
357	Half of target's head appears to be made of crystal
358	Half of target's head appears to be made of metal
359	Half of target's head appears to be stripped of flesh
360	Half of target's head explodes, killing him messily
361	Half of target's head is covered in fine gold scales
362	Half of target's head is covered in fragrant blue moss
363	Half of target's head vanishes, but he's basically unharmed
364	Half of target's limbs become donkey's limbs
365	Hundreds of blood-red worms course from the target's nostrils
366	Hundreds of small ice chips tumble from target's ears
367	Hundreds of wasps swarm the target whenever he draws a weapon
368	If an ally kills target today, he'll resurrect at dawn tomorrow
369	If an ally kills target today, target explodes as a 50HD fireball
370	If an arrow hits the target in the next 1d3 rounds, he explodes
371	If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he doubles in size
372	If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he turns to glass
373	If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he's fully healed
374	If next attack on target causes maximum damage, he dies
375	If next attack on target causes maximum damage, his attacker dies
376	If next attack on target causes maximum damage, the moon vanishes
377	If next attack on target causes maximum damage, winter begins now
378	If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target becomes an undead
379	If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target combusts violently
380	If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target is fully healed
381	If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target melts like butter
382	If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target shatters like glass
383	If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target shrinks by 75%
384	If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target turns invisible
385	If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target turns to steam
386	If reduced to five or fewer hit points, target attacks himself
387	If reduced to five or fewer hit points, target goes berserk
388	If reduced to one hit point, target becomes a lich
389	If reduced to one hit point, target is Healed but loses one level
390	If struck by Dispel Magic, target ceases to exist for 1d10 rounds
391	If struck by Dispel Magic, target is rendered squeaky clean
392	If struck by Dispel Magic, target loses 1d100 hit points
393	If struck by Dispel Magic, target's skeleton disintegrates
394	If target attempts to teleport, his nervous system stays behind
395	If target disembowels himself, he's 10% likely to become a god
396	If target draws a weapon, he can't sheathe it again for 4d6 hours
397	If target draws a weapon, he can't sheathe it until he's wounded
398	If target draws a weapon, he can't use it for 1d4 rounds
399	If target draws a weapon, it's 5% likely to shatter outright
400	If target eats raw meat, he bleeds from the ears for 4d4 rounds
401	If target eats raw meat, he has visions of a possible future
402	If target eats raw meat, he has visions of his own death
403	If target eats raw meat, he succumbs to voracious bloodlust
404	If target eats raw meat, he's thrown into the nearest river
405	If target eats raw meat, it increases in volume by a factor of 10
406	If target eats raw meat, it turns to hot ashes in his stomach
407	If target has a shield, it becomes fused to his arm
408	If target has a shield, it claps shut on his arm like a clamshell
409	If target has a shield, it now weighs 500 pounds
410	If target has a shield, it vanishes, taking his arm with it
411	If target has any charged magic items, they discharge on him
412	If target has any charged magic items, they turn to wood
413	If target has any charged magic items, they're fully recharged
414	If target has any charged magic items, they're inert until dawn
415	If target has any leather, he sprouts horns like a bull
416	If target has any leather, he's soaked with lamp oil
417	If target has any leather, it rots over 1d10 rounds
418	If target has any leather, the cows that yielded it seek revenge
419	If target has slain anyone recently, he goes insane until dawn
420	If target has slain anyone recently, he's attacked by vultures
421	If target is aware of any poison nearby, he begins shrieking
422	If target is aware of any poison nearby, he thinks it's delicious
423	If target is aware of any poison nearby, he tries to ingest it
424	If target is aware of any poison nearby, he's immune to it
425	If target is beheaded, a spectacular lightshow ensues
426	If target is beheaded, a winged horse springs from his neck-stump
427	If target is beheaded, anyone nearby is stricken blind for 1 turn
428	If target is beheaded, he grows a new head facing backwards
429	If target is beheaded, he grows a new head just like the caster's
430	If target is beheaded, he's 10% likely to possess his slayer
431	If target is beheaded, he's 40% likely to grow a new head
432	If target is beheaded, his blood turns to very strong acid
433	If target is beheaded, his body combusts and races to the horizon
434	If target is beheaded, his body defends his slayer for 2d10 turns
435	If target is beheaded, his body deflates like a balloon
436	If target is beheaded, his body seeks political office
437	If target is beheaded, his body still lives a long and happy life
438	If target is beheaded, his body tries to behead his slayer
439	If target is beheaded, his head becomes undead
440	If target is beheaded, his head bounces away like a rubber ball
441	If target is beheaded, his head explodes as a 10HD fireball
442	If target is beheaded, his head floats away like a balloon
443	If target is beheaded, his head rolls to the highest mountaintop
444	If target is beheaded, his head speaks prophecy for 1d4 rounds
445	If target is beheaded, his head turns to solid gold
446	If target is beheaded, his slayer disgorges 1d6 gallons of blood
447	If target is beheaded, his slayer is Stunned for 1d4 hours
448	If target is beheaded, his slayer must Save vs Will or go insane
449	If target is beheaded, his slayer receives 10d1000 gold pieces
450	If target is beheaded, his slayer then tries to behead himself
451	If target is beheaded, lightning bolts discharge from his neck
452	If target is beheaded, no one now nearby can ever be resurrected
453	If target is beheaded, two identical heads sprout from his neck
454	If target is carrying a magical weapon, he loses 1d8 hit points
455	If target is carrying a magical weapon, he regains 1d8 hit points
456	If target is carrying a magical weapon, it is burned to slag
457	If target is carrying a magical weapon, it mimics his personality
458	If target is carrying a pouch, he tries to climb into it
459	If target is carrying a pouch, it becomes a small Bag of Holding
460	If target is carrying a pouch, it contains 1d100 gold pieces
461	If target is carrying a pouch, it inflates like a hot air balloon
462	If target is carrying any food, he turns into a werewolf
463	If target is carrying any gold, he can hurl one 10HD fireball
464	If target is carrying any gold, he changes alignment until sunset
465	If target is carrying any gold, he's struck by lightning
466	If target is carrying any water, it becomes toxic to him
467	If target is carrying any wood, he attempts to devour it
468	If target is carrying any wood, it explodes into fiery splinters
469	If target is carrying any wood, it smolders until sunset
470	If target is carrying any wood, it turns to sawdust
471	If target is carrying rope, he ties himself to a nearby tree
472	If target is carrying rope, he winds it tightly about his neck
473	If target is carrying rope, it can't be cut by non-magical means
474	If target is carrying rope, it threads itself through his flesh
475	If target is currently injured he begins aging one year per round
476	If target is cut by a metal weapon, he loses 2d10 gold pieces
477	If target is cut by a metal weapon, he won't heal naturally
478	If target is cut by a metal weapon, his limbs turn invisible
479	If target is cut by a metal weapon, it sizzles violently
480	If target is cut by a metal weapon, that injury quickly rusts
481	If target is cut by a metal weapon, that weapon quickly rusts
482	If target is now bleeding, fire can't harm him for 2d4 days
483	If target is now bleeding, he begins to drown as though submerged
484	If target is now bleeding, he's hereafter susceptible to rust
485	If target is now bleeding, his weapon is +4 for 2d4 hours
486	If target is now bleeding, the ground at his feet heats to 500°
487	If target is now carrying any food, he contracts advanced leprosy
488	If target is now carrying any food, he loses 1d100 hit points
489	If target is now carrying any food, he teleports 2d10 miles
490	If target is now standing, he can't sit or lie down for 8d6 hours
491	If target is now standing, he levitates helplessly for 2d8 rounds
492	If target is now standing, he's now standing on tall stilts
493	If target is now standing, his legs double in length
494	If target is now wet, he suffers sudden heat exhaustion
495	If target is slain by a blade, he can never be resurrected
496	If target is slain by fire, he explodes as a 20HD fireball
497	If target is slain by fire, he resurrects in 1d4 days
498	If target is slain by fire, his ashes are scattered over the sea
499	If target is slain by fire, the nearest forest is also set ablaze
500	If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he becomes a god
501	If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he can't be resurrected
502	If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he resurrects at sunrise
503	If target is slain in the next 24 hours, winter begins at once
504	If target is slain, a spring bubbles up from beneath his corpse
505	If target is slain, a virulent plague breaks out in a nearby city
506	If target is slain, all trees within 10 miles vanish
507	If target is slain, all within 10 miles are overcome by grief
508	If target is slain, he becomes an undead servant for his slayer
509	If target is slain, he forever haunts the dreams of his slayer
510	If target is slain, his allies all attack his slayer
511	If target is slain, his allies quickly forget him and move on
512	If target is slain, his corpse completely decays in 1d4 rounds
513	If target is slain, his corpse embraces his slayer and combusts
514	If target is slain, his corpse turns to wax within 1d10 rounds
515	If target is slain, his slayer must Save or die along with him
516	If target is slain, his soul can't leave his body
517	If target is slain, his soul is sent to the wrong plane
518	If target is slain, the caster is under a Geas to resurrect him
519	If target is slain, the caster must inform his next of kin
520	If target is wearing animal hide, he becomes an animal until dawn
521	If target is wearing animal hide, he hides like an animal
522	If target is wearing animal hide, he thinks that he's that animal
523	If target is wearing animal hide, he tries to eat it
524	If target is wearing animal hide, it animates and attacks him
525	If target is wearing any rings, he has a spiritual revelation
526	If target is wearing any rings, he's immune to magic until sunset
527	If target is wearing any rings, his hands retract into his wrists
528	If target is wearing any rings, they ignite on his fingers
529	If target is wearing armor, he is unable to remove it
530	If target is wearing armor, he teleports into the nearest town
531	If target is wearing armor, he thinks it's part of his body
532	If target is wearing armor, he's attacked by 1d4 alligators
533	If target is wearing armor, he's blinded until he removes it
534	If target is wearing armor, he's hurled into the nearest river
535	If target is wearing armor, he's soaked with lamp oil
536	If target is wearing armor, he's struck by lightning
537	If target is wearing armor, it clatters noisily in the dark
538	If target is wearing armor, it constricts painfully about him
539	If target is wearing armor, it has a +2 AC bonus until sunrise
540	If target is wearing armor, it heats to 500°
541	If target is wearing armor, it rattles violently for 1d10 hours
542	If target is wearing armor, it teleports 2d6 yards
543	If target is wearing armor, it turns invisible
544	If target is wearing armor, it vanishes for 1d10 rounds
545	If target is wearing armor, it's as supple as silk until sunset
546	If target is wearing armor, it's restored to brand-new condition
547	If target is wearing armor, rain falls heavily for 1d10 days
548	If target is wearing armor, the ground beneath him gives way
549	If target is wearing shoes, his feet become chicken's feet
550	If target is wielding a weapon, he suffers severe frostbite
551	If target kills an ally within one turn, he'll be fully Healed
552	If target kills anyone in the next hour, he vanishes for 2d4 days
553	If target lights a fire, he feels an urge to put his hands in it
554	If target lights a fire, he is overwhelmingly afraid of it
555	If target lights a fire, he perceives omens in its burning embers
556	If target lights a fire, his clothing ignites
557	If target loses a finger, he deliberately cuts off another one
558	If target loses a finger, that hand shrivels and dies
559	If target moves more than 10 yards from this spot, he dies
560	If target now has fewer than 1d100 hit points, he's fully Healed
561	If target now has more than 20 hit points, he loses 1d100
562	If target sees an open pit, he tries to bury himself in it
563	If target sees an open pit, he's attacked by something in it
564	If target sits or lies down, he can't stand again for 8d6 hours
565	If target sits or lies down, he teleports 1d100 yards
566	If target sits or lies down, he's attacked by glowing beetles
567	If target sits or lies down, he's covered by a light frost
568	If target sleeps more than eight hours, he's struck by lightning
569	If target teleports, he arrives holding two buckets of paint
570	If target teleports, his skeleton teleports to this spot
571	If target uses a doorway in the next hour, he turns to stone
572	If target wields an axe, he thinks he's the archetypal Dwarf
573	If target wields an axe, he tries to decapitate himself with it
574	If target wields an axe, he's attacked by the nearest tree
575	If target worships a deity, he claims to speak for the deity
576	If target worships a deity, he forsakes that deity for another
577	If target worships a deity, he thinks he's that deity's avatar
578	If target worships a deity, he thinks the deity is talking to him
579	If target's hands touch, they adhere to each other until dawn
580	If target's weapon is metal, his hand turns to similar metal
581	If target's weapon is metal, it turns to glass for 1d4 rounds
582	If target's weapon is metal, it turns to wood and vice versa
583	If target's weapon is metal, it's now indestructible
584	Innumerable bats flutter around the target each day at twilight
585	Insects constantly swarm around the target from now on
586	Magic items are unreliable for the target for 2d4-1 days
587	Magic items function at 50% power when target uses them
588	Meat turns to gravel as it moves through target's digestive tract
589	Melancholy chants issue from the target's weapon during battle
590	Metal weapons are immune to magic while target wields them
591	Metal weapons are invisible to target while he wields them
592	Metal weapons chime pleasantly when they strike the caster
593	Metal weapons do not conduct electricity while target wields them
594	Metal weapons seem 10X heavier to target while he wields them
595	Metal weapons seem to hum with power when target wields them
596	Metal weapons seem weightless to target during combat
597	Metal weapons strike sparks against target's body like flint
598	Music causes the target to weep tears of blood
599	Music inspires savage bloodlust in the target
600	Nearest horse adopts the target's personality
601	Nearest horse brutally attacks the target until one is dead
602	Nearest pine tree crushes the target's home, wherever it is
603	Nearest pine tree pelts the target with jagged pine cones
604	Nearest pine tree sounds like the target when the wind blows
605	Nearest pine tree sprays the target with boiling, caustic sap
606	Nearest zombie appears in the area under the target's command
607	Nearest zombie attacks the target until one is destroyed
608	Nearest zombie follows the target everywhere
609	Nearest zombie steals something precious to target, then flees
610	Next 1d10 attacks upon target have a +4 bonus to damage
611	Next 1d10 attacks upon target heal rather than inflict damage
612	Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict burning damage like fire
613	Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict only illusionary damage
614	Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict only minimum damage
615	Next 1d10 attacks upon target leave him breathless and exhausted
616	Next 1d10 attacks upon target leave him soaked with brine
617	Next 1d10 attacks upon target wound a nearby tree instead
618	Next 1d4 creatures slain by target combust immediately
619	Next 1d4 creatures slain by target immediately rise as undead
620	Next 1d4 creatures slain by target turn invisible upon death
621	Next 1d4 creatures slain by target very rapidly decompose
622	Next 1d4 hours seem like a dream to the target
623	Next 1d4 rounds seem to last a full day to the target
624	Next 2d4 spells cast at target are invisible in effect
625	Next 2d4 spells cast at target function as the current spell
626	Next 2d4 spells cast at target function at 2X normal power
627	Next 2d4 spells cast at target strike random targets nearby
628	Next horse touched by target becomes ravenously carnivorous
629	Next horse touched by target can never again be ridden by mortals
630	Next horse touched by target shrinks by 75%
631	Next horse touched by target turns into a small dinosaur
632	Next magic item handled by target appears as supple as clay
633	Next magic item handled by target can again never be used by him
634	Next magic item handled by target can't be used by anyone else
635	Next magic item handled by target drains 1d10 hit points from him
636	Next magic item handled by target expresses deep hatred for him
637	Next magic item handled by target expresses deep love for him
638	Next magic item handled by target is etched with his fingerprints
639	Next magic item handled by target is invisible while he uses it
640	Next magic item handled by target leaves colorful trails of light
641	Next magic item handled by target leaves weird scars on his hands
642	Next magic item handled by target makes him think he's drowning
643	Next magic item handled by target makes his hands go numb
644	Next magic item handled by target restores 1d10 hit points
645	Next magic item handled by target seems to him to be 1,000°
646	Next magic item handled by target seems to him to be 10X heavier
647	Next magic item handled by target shines like a beacon to undead
648	Next magic item handled by target smells like manure for 3d8 days
649	Next magic item handled by target tries to control his mind
650	Next magic item handled by target works at 2X normal power
651	Next magic item handled by target works contrary to his wishes
652	Next person to wound the target absorbs half of the damage
653	Next person to wound the target can harm no one else until sunset
654	Next person to wound the target hallucinates wildly for one turn
655	Next person to wound the target inflicts maximum damage
656	Next person to wound the target is attacked by vermin
657	Next person to wound the target is immediately chained to him
658	Next person to wound the target is paralyzed for 1d10 rounds
659	Next person to wound the target is splattered with fish guts
660	Next person to wound the target is stricken blind until sunset
661	Next person to wound the target is swarmed by aggressive bees
662	Next person to wound the target is thrown into the nearest well
663	Next person to wound the target is worshipped by vermin
664	Next person to wound the target must Save or fall unconscious
665	Next person to wound the target races to the nearest graveyard
666	Next person to wound the target resembles him for 1d20 hours
667	Next person to wound the target sees fires blazing all around him
668	Next person to wound the target suffers 2X the damage inflicted
669	Next person to wound the target suffers equal damage
670	Next person to wound the target suffers overpowering vertigo
671	Next person to wound the target suffers the damage instead
672	Next person to wound the target teleports 1d4 miles away
673	Next person to wound the target teleports 4d8 yards straight up
674	Next person to wound the target then attacks the caster
675	Next person to wound the target then flees to the nearest forest
676	Next person to wound the target thinks he'll die before nightfall
677	Next person to wound the target thinks he's drowning for one turn
678	Next person to wound the target thinks that he's slain the target
679	Next person to wound the target totally disarms himself
680	Next person to wound the target will soon be abducted by undead
681	Next person wounded by target must Save or age 1d6 years
682	Next person wounded by target must Save or be attacked by vermin
683	Next person wounded by target must Save or be Charmed by him
684	Next person wounded by target must Save or be poisoned
685	Next person wounded by target must Save or be stricken mute
686	Next person wounded by target must Save or contract leprosy
687	Next person wounded by target must Save or drop to one hit point
688	Next person wounded by target must Save or flee panic-stricken
689	Next person wounded by target must Save or shrink by 5d10%
690	Next person wounded by target must Save or teleport 1d4 miles
691	Next puddle stepped in by target absolves him of sin
692	Next puddle stepped in by target causes him to hallucinate
693	Next puddle stepped in by target changes his alignment until dawn
694	Next puddle stepped in by target contains a small sea monster
695	Next puddle stepped in by target drenches him from head to toe
696	Next puddle stepped in by target explodes as a 6HD fireball
697	Next puddle stepped in by target hardens like cement
698	Next puddle stepped in by target inspires him to megalomania
699	Next puddle stepped in by target is a 16HD water elemental
700	Next puddle stepped in by target is highly concentrated acid
701	Next puddle stepped in by target sends him to Elemental Water
702	Next puddle stepped in by target teleports him to a nearby lake
703	Next puddle stepped in by target throws him 3d10 yards in the air
704	Next puddle stepped in by target turns to glass
705	Next time target touches a tree, he must Save or turn to wood
706	Next time target touches a tree, he's attacked by 1d100 squirrels
707	Next time target touches a tree, he's buried in a heap of sawdust
708	Next time target touches a tree, he's overgrown with stiff bark
709	Next weapon to wound target absorbs water like a sponge
710	Next weapon to wound target afflicts its wielder with narcolepsy
711	Next weapon to wound target appears as porous as a sponge
712	Next weapon to wound target appears to be made of diamond
713	Next weapon to wound target becomes as black as coal forever
714	Next weapon to wound target begins aging 1d100 years per round
715	Next weapon to wound target burns like magnesium for 1d10 rounds
716	Next weapon to wound target can never wound him again thereafter
717	Next weapon to wound target can't harm him for 1d8 days
718	Next weapon to wound target disintegrates if it wounds him again
719	Next weapon to wound target embeds itself in a nearby tree
720	Next weapon to wound target exudes acrid steam for 1d4 weeks
721	Next weapon to wound target heals him if it wounds him again
722	Next weapon to wound target heals its wielder by an equal amount
723	Next weapon to wound target identifies him as its rightful owner
724	Next weapon to wound target inflicts 10X the rolled damage
725	Next weapon to wound target is 5% likely to change his sex
726	Next weapon to wound target is +1 until he's wounded again
727	Next weapon to wound target is 10% likely to change his alignment
728	Next weapon to wound target is 10% likely to destroy his soul
729	Next weapon to wound target is 60% likely to shatter
730	Next weapon to wound target is believed to be a mighty artifact
731	Next weapon to wound target is crushed into a small cube
732	Next weapon to wound target is engraved with his name
733	Next weapon to wound target is forever after -1 ToHit
734	Next weapon to wound target is frozen in a large block of ice
735	Next weapon to wound target is intensely magnetic
736	Next weapon to wound target is invisible to him forever after
737	Next weapon to wound target is jealously sought by collectors
738	Next weapon to wound target is older than the entire universe
739	Next weapon to wound target is pinned beneath a nearby boulder
740	Next weapon to wound target is replaced by a nearly exact replica
741	Next weapon to wound target is soon confiscated by demons
742	Next weapon to wound target is thereafter +1 to hit him
743	Next weapon to wound target is thereafter +4 ToHit him
744	Next weapon to wound target is thereafter indestructible
745	Next weapon to wound target is thereafter terribly afraid of him
746	Next weapon to wound target leaps 1d100 rounds into the future
747	Next weapon to wound target likewise wounds his attacker
748	Next weapon to wound target makes him suffer apocalyptic visions
749	Next weapon to wound target must Save or melt like a candle
750	Next weapon to wound target must Save or shrink by 5d10 + 45%
751	Next weapon to wound target penalizes its wielder's AC by 5
752	Next weapon to wound target turns out to be a mighty artifact
753	Next weapon to wound target turns to stone
754	Next weapon to wound target vanishes for 1d10 rounds
755	Next weapon to wound target was forged from his own bones
756	Next weapon to wound target was forged on a distant world
757	No one speaks to target for 2d4-1 days
758	No one speaks to target until he spills his own blood
759	Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were a salt lick
760	Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were food
761	Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were one of them
762	Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were undead
763	Normal voices seem deafeningly loud to the target
764	Normal voices seem ghostly and haunting to the target
765	Normal voices seem to echo imperiously to the target
766	Normal voices seem to resonate in the target's bones
767	On target's back is a button that, if pushed, lights up his head
768	On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him giggle
769	On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him glow blue
770	On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him sweat
771	Once per day, target can make a sound like a cannon
772	Once per day, target can turn all wheels nearby invisible
773	One of target's allies thinks that target is an avatar of his god
774	One of target's arms becomes as supple as rope during combat
775	One of target's arms can bend in 1d4 additional places
776	One of target's arms is as durable as steel, but only when wet
777	One of target's arms is bent like a corkscrew
778	One of target's arms is bent like a shepherd's crook
779	One of target's arms is replaced by a duplicate of his head
780	One of target's arms is stripped to the bone but works normally
781	One of target's arms loses all bone but functions like a tentacle
782	One of target's arms turns into a small replica of his leg
783	One of target's arms turns to a lion's foreleg
784	One of target's eyes migrates to the back of his head
785	One of target's feet is fused into an anvil
786	One of target's feet rotates 180° at the ankle
787	One of target's hands appears to have been flattened by a hammer
788	One of target's hands becomes hideously contorted and deformed
789	One of target's hands can pass through solid steel
790	One of target's hands can pass through stone
791	One of target's hands can't be cut by non-magical metal
792	One of target's hands dissolves in water like a sand castle
793	One of target's hands figures prominently in the apocalypse
794	One of target's hands glows brightly in the presence of magic
795	One of target's hands is fireproof, but he never knows which one
796	One of target's hands is fireproof; the other hand vanishes
797	One of target's hands is immune to bludgeoning weapons
798	One of target's hands is impervious to beam-based magic spells
799	One of target's hands is impervious to magical cold
800	One of target's hands is invisible to undead
801	One of target's hands is shaped like an orangutan's hand
802	One of target's hands migrates to the top of his head
803	One of target's hands oozes a viscous liquid like sap
804	One of target's hands shines like a beacon if clenched in a fist
805	One of target's hands turns into a hoof
806	One of target's hands turns into a perfect cube of granite
807	One of target's hands turns into a replica of a rabbit's head
808	One of target's hands turns into sponge
809	One of target's hands, when clenched, looks like a small head
810	One of target's legs and one of his arms become as clear as glass
811	One of target's legs and one of his arms seem to be made of wood
812	One of target's legs and one of his arms shrink by 50%
813	One of target's legs and one of his arms turn invisible
814	One of target's limbs acquires intelligence hostile to him
815	One of target's limbs always seems to be soaked with milk
816	One of target's limbs appears to be made of diamond
817	One of target's limbs becomes wildly disobedient during combat
818	One of target's limbs can appear identical to his other limbs
819	One of target's limbs can be Dispelled as an illusion
820	One of target's limbs can never be rendered invisible
821	One of target's limbs can't be armored in combat
822	One of target's limbs develops an intense hatred for the others
823	One of target's limbs falls off and tries to escape
824	One of target's limbs glows bright blue in the dark
825	One of target's limbs is affected as by the spell Slow
826	One of target's limbs is as hard as steel during combat
827	One of target's limbs is clearly artificial
828	One of target's limbs is controlled by caster for 1d10 rounds
829	One of target's limbs is covered in feathers
830	One of target's limbs is entirely indestructible
831	One of target's limbs is impervious to blades during combat
832	One of target's limbs is impervious to polymorph magic
833	One of target's limbs is made of porcelain but functions normally
834	One of target's limbs is paralyzed for 1d6 days
835	One of target's limbs is replaced by a hideous tentacle
836	One of target's limbs is responsible for genocide
837	One of target's limbs is wanted for murder
838	One of target's limbs now juts from the center of his back
839	One of target's limbs regenerates in 1d4 rounds if severed
840	One of target's limbs retracts into his torso when not in use
841	One of target's limbs seems to belong to a different species
842	One of target's limbs shrinks by 1d4% per day
843	One of target's limbs suffers intense pain if he uses magic
844	One of target's limbs turns as green as grass
845	One of target's limbs turns to a tree limb
846	One of target's limbs turns to solid gold
847	One or more of target's allies is plotting to kill him
848	One or more of target's allies thinks that target is a traitor
849	Ordinary water has a powerful emetic effect upon the target
850	Ordinary water induces aggressive incontinence in the target
851	Ordinary water is as intoxicating to target as distilled spirits
852	Ordinary water is incredibly impressive to the target
853	People often mistake the target for a hated enemy
854	People often mistake the target for a statue of the caster
855	People often mistake the target for an undead monstrosity
856	People often mistake the target for someone who gives a damn
857	People who meet target for the first time accuse him of drowning
858	People who meet target for the first time accuse him of treason
859	People who meet target for the first time are intimidated by him
860	People who meet target for the first time are intimidating to him
861	People who meet target for the first time become violently ill
862	People who meet target for the first time feel insulted by him
863	People who meet target for the first time ignore him if he speaks
864	People who meet target for the first time laugh at him derisively
865	People who meet target for the first time lose 1d4 gold pieces
866	People who meet target for the first time mistake him for royalty
867	People who meet target for the first time mock his fashion sense
868	People who meet target for the first time point at him and laugh
869	People who meet target for the first time promptly forget him
870	People who meet target for the first time refuse to speak to him
871	People who meet target for the first time tend to trust him
872	People who meet target for the first time think he's a corpse
873	People who meet target for the first time think he's a murderer
874	People who meet target for the first time think he's a thief
875	People who meet target for the first time think he's mocking them
876	People who meet target for the first time think he's on fire
877	People who meet target for the first time think he's stupid
878	People who meet target for the first time think that he's a demon
879	People who meet target for the first time think that he's hideous
880	People who meet target for the first time threaten to kill him
881	Phosphorescent beetles teem over target's skin for 2d12 hours
882	Printed text appears hopelessly garbled while target is nearby
883	Rope hisses like a snake while target uses it
884	Rope tends to become hopelessly tangled when target uses it
885	Seltzer water sprays from the target's nose for 1d10 rounds
886	Shimmering lights play over the target's skin during combat
887	Smoke issues from the ground near the target when he's angry
888	Smoke makes the target think that he's being suffocated
889	Smoke pours from target's eyes when he uses or is struck by magic
890	Smoke pours from target's skin as though his bones are ablaze
891	Some common non-magical species adopts the target as its enemy
892	Some common non-magical species is forever invisible to target
893	Some distant creature has been hired to assassinate the target
894	Something from the bottom of a nearby lake attacks the target
895	Sparks fly from target's ears as from a grindstone
896	Sparks fly from target's eyes when he draws a weapon
897	Sparks fly from target's fingertips when he's angry
898	Sparks fly from target's nostrils as he speaks
899	Spectral voices echo everything that the target says
900	Suddenly 1d4 people appear and attack the target
901	Suddenly 1d4 people appear and offer trinkets to the target
902	Suddenly 1d4 people appear and try to lasso the target
903	Suddenly 1d4 people appear and worship the target
904	Suddenly 1d4 people nearby resemble the target
905	Suddenly 1d4 people nearby wish to assassinate the target
906	Sulfurous mud oozes from target's clothes for 1d8 hours
907	Summoned creatures are at +2 ToHit the target
908	Summoned creatures are Hasted in the target's presence
909	Summoned creatures are invisible to the target
910	Summoned creatures are Slowed in the target's presence
911	Summoned creatures can make no sound in the target's presence
912	Summoned creatures covet the target's possessions
913	Summoned creatures ignore and are unaffected by the target
914	Summoned creatures ignore the target unless he attacks them
915	Summoned creatures ignore the target unless he has a weapon drawn
916	Swords can't come within ten feet of the target for 1d4 rounds
917	Swords in target's presence drip with his blood
918	Swords pass harmlessly through the target's body for 1d4 turns
919	Target acquires a new language and refuses to speak any other
920	Target acquires an exact copy of the caster's spellbook
921	Target acquires scars to match any wounds he inflicts on others
922	Target acts as though he doesn't really exist
923	Target acts as though he's the only person who really exists
924	Target acts as though his fingers are readily replaceable
925	Target acts as though his head and body are two separate beings
926	Target acts generally like a jerk toward his friends and allies
927	Target acts like a child for 10d10 rounds
928	Target acts like a horse for 1d4 turns
929	Target adds 1d4 to each attribute score for 2d12 hours
930	Target affects an air of ostentatious wealth even if he's poor
931	Target ages 1d10 years per day for the next 1d4 weeks
932	Target ages 1d1000 years; if he lives, he's not subject to aging
933	Target ages 1d4 years each time he says his name
934	Target ages 1d4 years each time he's cut by a claw or fang
935	Target ages 1d4 years each time he's cut by a metal blade
936	Target ages 1d4 years each time his weapon injures someone
937	Target ages at 2X normal rate unless he has a coin in his mouth
938	Target ages at 2X normal rate while not in direct sunlight
939	Target ages one year for each hit point of fire damage he suffers
940	Target ages one year per round spent in the caster's presence
941	Target ages plus or minus 1d10 years each hour
942	Target always attacks the foe he's least likely to defeat
943	Target always fails to consider the consequences
944	Target always knows the location of the nearest giraffe
945	Target and his possessions are stripped of any enchantments
946	Target and nearest zombie are chained together nearby
947	Target and nearest zombie are often mistaken for each other
948	Target and nearest zombie exchange bodies
949	Target and nearest zombie form an unholy alliance
950	Target and the nearest horse exchange bodies
951	Target and the nearest horse exchange clothing
952	Target and the next person he attacks are invisible to each other
953	Target and the next person he attacks are soaked with icy brine
954	Target and the next person he attacks both shrink by 5d10%
955	Target and the next person he attacks each lose 2d8 hit points
956	Target and the next person he attacks fall unconscious until dawn
957	Target and the next person he attacks freeze solid
958	Target and the next person he attacks teleport 1d4 miles away
959	Target and the next person he attacks vanish for 10d10 rounds
960	Target appears to be 1d100 years older than he really is
961	Target appears to be 1d20 inches taller than he really is
962	Target appears to be a hideous corpse until dawn tomorrow
963	Target appears to be far more menacing than he really is
964	Target appears to be in the middle of a terrible rainstorm
965	Target appears to be made of chocolate until dawn tomorrow
966	Target appears to be soaked in his own blood until dawn tomorrow
967	Target appears to be wearing a cloak of shimmering fire
968	Target appears to have been assembled out of bamboo
969	Target appears to have been burned beyond recognition
970	Target appears to have been turned inside-out and then restored
971	Target asserts that a great catastrophe is about to occur
972	Target asserts that a nearby ally is really an illusion
973	Target asserts that a nearby ally is trying to Charm him
974	Target asserts that a vast conspiracy is out to get him
975	Target asserts that all contracts are null and void
976	Target asserts that all gold within 10 miles is counterfeit
977	Target asserts that anyone who bleeds in his presence is a coward
978	Target asserts that anyone who drinks his blood will live forever
979	Target asserts that dangerous organisms live within his flesh
980	Target asserts that death no longer has any power over him
981	Target asserts that fire-based magic has no effect upon him
982	Target asserts that he and the caster have been allies for years
983	Target asserts that he can command undead
984	Target asserts that he can cure disease and cast out demons
985	Target asserts that he can divine the future, for the right price
986	Target asserts that he can identify poisons by tasting them
987	Target asserts that he can issue divine edicts
988	Target asserts that he can place powerful curses on people
989	Target asserts that he can produce pearls if he eats sand
990	Target asserts that he can summon Earth Elementals by eating dirt
991	Target asserts that he can summon ghosts and phantoms at will
992	Target asserts that he can take the shape of a doppelganger
993	Target asserts that he can talk to Air Elementals at will
994	Target asserts that he can throw lightning bolts at will
995	Target asserts that he can travel between planes at will
996	Target asserts that he can travel freely through time
997	Target asserts that he can turn diamonds into coal by eating them
998	Target asserts that he died 1d4 rounds ago
999	Target asserts that he died 1d4 years ago
1000	Target asserts that he has a key that unlocks his skull

5001-6000 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	Target asserts that he has any number of non-verifiable maladies
2	Target asserts that he has only 1d4 hours to live
3	Target asserts that he has the power to bestow godhood
4	Target asserts that he has the power to create and destroy souls
5	Target asserts that he heals quickly and has a metal skeleton
6	Target asserts that he intends to raze the nearest city
7	Target asserts that he is descended from mighty kings
8	Target asserts that he is the caster's father
9	Target asserts that he knows exactly who is destined to kill him
10	Target asserts that he knows the location of a secret holy book
11	Target asserts that he knows the location of a vast treasure
12	Target asserts that he knows when, where, and how he'll die
13	Target asserts that he must choose which of his allies must die
14	Target asserts that he was bitten by a werewolf one month ago
15	Target asserts that he will become omnipotent upon death
16	Target asserts that he will go insane unless he eats 1d4 apples
17	Target asserts that he worked as a torturer for the king
18	Target asserts that he'll combust if anyone says his name
19	Target asserts that he'll combust if he draws his weapon too fast
20	Target asserts that he'll combust if he gets wet
21	Target asserts that he'll combust if he reads a map
22	Target asserts that he'll combust if he's outdoors at sunset
23	Target asserts that he'll combust if his blood is spilled
24	Target asserts that he'll die before he sees another winter
25	Target asserts that he'll die during the next rainstorm
26	Target asserts that he'll die if anyone harms the caster
27	Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby dies violently
28	Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby is related to him
29	Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby speaks his name
30	Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby uses magic
31	Target asserts that he'll die if he changes or cleans his clothes
32	Target asserts that he'll die if he closes his eyes or blinks
33	Target asserts that he'll die if he crosses moving water
34	Target asserts that he'll die if he doesn't receive a pony
35	Target asserts that he'll die if he draws a weapon in anger
36	Target asserts that he'll die if he draws/sheathes his weapon
37	Target asserts that he'll die if he eats during the next 4d6 days
38	Target asserts that he'll die if he fires any missile weapon
39	Target asserts that he'll die if he opens his eyes
40	Target asserts that he'll die if he sees a rainbow
41	Target asserts that he'll die if he sees his own blood
42	Target asserts that he'll die if he speaks his native language
43	Target asserts that he'll die if he spends any money
44	Target asserts that he'll die if he stops dancing
45	Target asserts that he'll die if he stops talking
46	Target asserts that he'll die if he touches anyone else's blood
47	Target asserts that he'll die if he touches gold
48	Target asserts that he'll die if he touches ice
49	Target asserts that he'll die if he touches metal
50	Target asserts that he'll die if he uses any magic items
51	Target asserts that he'll die if he uses the word "the"
52	Target asserts that he'll die if he's cut by a magical blade
53	Target asserts that he'll die if someone tells him to die
54	Target asserts that he'll die in 1d4 rounds
55	Target asserts that he'll die of biliousness
56	Target asserts that he'll die the next time he eats
57	Target asserts that he'll die the next time he receives first aid
58	Target asserts that he'll die the next time he sleeps
59	Target asserts that he'll die unless he burns all of his clothing
60	Target asserts that he'll die unless he cuts his own throat
61	Target asserts that he'll die unless he cuts off his own hand
62	Target asserts that he'll die unless he destroys his magic items
63	Target asserts that he'll die unless he destroys his weapon
64	Target asserts that he'll die unless he drains all of his blood
65	Target asserts that he'll die unless he drinks strong poison
66	Target asserts that he'll die unless he eats a special mushroom
67	Target asserts that he'll die unless he kills the caster
68	Target asserts that he'll die unless he receives 500 gold pieces
69	Target asserts that he'll die unless he receives 500 gold pieces
70	Target asserts that he'll die unless he stays awake for 2d6 weeks
71	Target asserts that he'll die unless he swallows a magic ring
72	Target asserts that he'll die unless he takes a vow of pacifism
73	Target asserts that he'll die unless his demands are met
74	Target asserts that he'll die unless someone beheads him
75	Target asserts that he'll die unless the caster kills himself
76	Target asserts that he'll die when the caster casts another spell
77	Target asserts that he'll drown in a picture of a lake
78	Target asserts that he'll drown in a small puddle nearby
79	Target asserts that he'll explode if anyone eats food near him
80	Target asserts that he'll go mad if anyone touches him
81	Target asserts that he'll turn into a werewolf if he eats meat
82	Target asserts that he'll turn to diamond when slain
83	Target asserts that he'll vanish forever if he falls asleep
84	Target asserts that he'll vanish forever if he leaves this area
85	Target asserts that he'll vanish into the ground at dawn tomorrow
86	Target asserts that he'll vanish into the sky if he's wounded
87	Target asserts that he's a ghost and must haunt this area
88	Target asserts that he's a highly qualified thoracic surgeon
89	Target asserts that he's a mighty warrior despite the evidence
90	Target asserts that he's a Summoned creature about to be banished
91	Target asserts that he's a traveler from an antique land
92	Target asserts that he's an assassin from the distant future
93	Target asserts that he's an avatar of the caster's deity
94	Target asserts that he's been fatally wounded
95	Target asserts that he's been repeatedly destroyed and rebuilt
96	Target asserts that he's been replaced by a doppelganger
97	Target asserts that he's brother to dragons and companion to owls
98	Target asserts that he's come to deliver his people from bondage
99	Target asserts that he's eager to exterminate his species
100	Target asserts that he's found a plot to wipe out his species
101	Target asserts that he's hunting a monster from the distant past
102	Target asserts that he's immune to magic
103	Target asserts that he's on a quest to destroy a mighty artifact
104	Target asserts that he's on a rock outcrop surrounded by lava
105	Target asserts that he's on the verge of exterminating his race
106	Target asserts that he's one of many clones of the real target
107	Target asserts that he's protected by an unholy host of demons
108	Target asserts that he's rapidly bleeding to death
109	Target asserts that he's responsible for many thousands of deaths
110	Target asserts that he's standing at the bottom of a deep well
111	Target asserts that he's standing on a ledge over an infinite pit
112	Target asserts that he's supernaturally beautiful
113	Target asserts that he's the embodiment of a mighty artifact
114	Target asserts that he's the mightiest warrior in the world
115	Target asserts that he's the world's most powerful magic user
116	Target asserts that he's transforming into some kind of beast
117	Target asserts that he's unspeakably ugly
118	Target asserts that he's water soluble
119	Target asserts that his actions are in accordance with prophecy
120	Target asserts that his actions shape the destiny of the world
121	Target asserts that his allies have forsaken him
122	Target asserts that his birth occurred under odd circumstances
123	Target asserts that his blood is worth more than gold
124	Target asserts that his body and head are two symbiotic organisms
125	Target asserts that his clothes are writhing with snakes
126	Target asserts that his clothing is trying to kill him
127	Target asserts that his current form isn't his true form
128	Target asserts that his death will be avenged one thousand times
129	Target asserts that his flesh is harder than iron
130	Target asserts that his god owes him a big favor
131	Target asserts that his internal organs are made of pure gold
132	Target asserts that his plans will all culminate at dawn tomorrow
133	Target asserts that his soul will be destroyed if he's injured
134	Target asserts that his touch can induce madness
135	Target asserts that his worst injuries are just a flesh wound
136	Target asserts that no one nearby really exists
137	Target asserts that one of his allies will betray him in a garden
138	Target asserts that poultices of manure can heal any wound
139	Target asserts that puns and rhymes are painful to him
140	Target asserts that secret entities are plotting his downfall
141	Target asserts that someone nearby is the avatar of his god
142	Target asserts that that all food within 10 miles is poisonous
143	Target asserts that the answer to every riddle is "time"
144	Target asserts that the caster is a fraud and a charlatan
145	Target asserts that the caster is an avatar of his deity
146	Target asserts that the caster's spell functioned as intended
147	Target asserts that the king owes him a huge favor
148	Target asserts that the wages of sin aren't really death
149	Target asserts that the world will end the moment that he dies
150	Target asserts that time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so
151	Target asserts that whoever kills him will become a god
152	Target asserts that whoever slays him will win incredible riches
153	Target attacks anyone he sees using a magic item
154	Target attacks anyone who attacks the caster
155	Target attacks anyone who sees him using a magic item
156	Target attacks anyone who speaks ill of the caster
157	Target attacks anyone who uses magic upon the caster
158	Target attacks the nearest herd animal until he or it is dead
159	Target attacks the next person nearby who says his own name
160	Target attacks the next person nearby who spends money
161	Target attacks the next person who address him by name
162	Target attacks the next person who draws a weapon nearby
163	Target attacks the toughest, most dangerous creature he can see
164	Target attempts to acquire the caster's spellbook
165	Target attempts to disembowel himself with his bare hands
166	Target attempts to ingest any ink he sees
167	Target attempts to mimic the caster's every more
168	Target attempts to strangle all trees within 100 yards
169	Target attempts to strangle himself with his bare hands
170	Target attracts all manner of mutants and abominations
171	Target attracts leeches, maggots, slugs, and snails
172	Target babbles incoherently for 2d10 rounds
173	Target barks like a dog when he thinks he sees magic
174	Target becomes a devoted acolyte of some fringe religion
175	Target becomes an albino
176	Target becomes ethereal if wounded by a weapon made of gold
177	Target becomes giddy and mirthful when he's next hit by a weapon
178	Target becomes intensely covetous of any magic item he sees
179	Target becomes intensely hungry following each battle
180	Target becomes nearly insane with rage whenever he says his name
181	Target becomes the caster's most trusted and faithful friend
182	Target becomes violently ill if he eats while in daylight
183	Target becomes violently ill if he eats while sitting
184	Target becomes wildly drunk when he's next hit by a weapon
185	Target befouls any food or water that he and his allies now carry
186	Target befriends a statue and carries it with him everywhere
187	Target befriends a statue and thinks it gives him good advice
188	Target befriends one of the caster's allies
189	Target befriends the toughest, most dangerous creature he can see
190	Target begs someone to bite off 1d10 of his fingers
191	Target begs someone to set him ablaze
192	Target believes anything the caster says to him
193	Target believes everything that he says
194	Target believes no factual statement he hears uttered in sunlight
195	Target believes that 1d10 of his fingers are intensely magical
196	Target believes that he can't be harmed by a fall from any height
197	Target believes that he can't be slain by metal weapons
198	Target believes that his allies are conspiring to rob him
199	Target believes that nearly everyone is lying to him
200	Target believes that whatever he last ate gave him eternal life
201	Target believes that whatever he last ate is still alive
202	Target believes that whatever he last ate was a powerful toxin
203	Target believes that whatever he last ate was hallucinogenic
204	Target believes that whatever he last ate was his last meal
205	Target believes that whatever he last ate was worth a fortune
206	Target belongs to a cult that requires him to perform horrid acts
207	Target belongs to a cult that will remove his heart within a week
208	Target bleeds from every orifice for 1d6 rounds but is unharmed
209	Target bleeds profusely during combat, even if not wounded
210	Target blows bright blue until he's wounded by a magical weapon
211	Target briefly appears to be undead to anyone who wounds him
212	Target briefly becomes invisible to anyone who wounds him
213	Target briefly resembles anyone who wounds him
214	Target briefly resembles the target each time he's wounded
215	Target bursts into flame the next time he's totally submerged
216	Target can appear to be covered in moss and lichens at will
217	Target can appear to be twice his true age at will
218	Target can appear totally nondescript and unremarkable at will
219	Target can be commanded by the nearest dragon at will
220	Target can be injured by arrows, but they can't kill him
221	Target can be injured by bludgeons, but they can't kill him
222	Target can be injured by electricity, but it can't kill him
223	Target can be injured by magical cold, but it can't kill him
224	Target can be injured by magical fire, but it can't kill him
225	Target can be injured by magical weapons, but they can't kill him
226	Target can be injured by water, but it can't kill him
227	Target can be Summoned by the nearest dragon at will
228	Target can become invisible at will but is 15% likely to die
229	Target can become invisible at will if he plucks out his eyes
230	Target can become invisible by drinking a quart of Elf's blood
231	Target can bend his spine 120° midway along its length
232	Target can brachiate like an ape but adopts an ape's proportions
233	Target can Call Lightning daily but it's 70% likely to strike him
234	Target can cast one Wish spell but permanently dies as a result
235	Target can cause one nearby tree to become invisible for 2d6 days
236	Target can cause one nearby tree to topple as though chopped down
237	Target can cause someone nearby to resemble someone else nearby
238	Target can change the color of his face 2d4 times per day
239	Target can climb like a monkey
240	Target can climb like a monkey but is 40% likely to become one
241	Target can comfortably lift and carry twice his weight in manure
242	Target can Command one nearby humanoid for 1d6 hours
243	Target can Command one person nearby to defend him to the death
244	Target can Command one person now nearby to attack
245	Target can Command one person now nearby to tell the truth
246	Target can Command the nearest dragon, just once
247	Target can control caster like an undead skeleton for 1d6 rounds
248	Target can delay his voice by 1d4 rounds, 1d4 times per day
249	Target can detect counterfeit gems by tasting them
250	Target can digest soil as readily as meat
251	Target can discern magic items by bleeding on them
252	Target can discern magic items by tasting them
253	Target can dismiss a total of 20HD worth of elementals
254	Target can divine the caster's exact location 1d4 times per day
255	Target can do nothing but scream for 1d8 rounds
256	Target can easily be persuaded to disarm himself
257	Target can erect a four foot high wall of snow once per week
258	Target can exhale fire but is 10% likely to combust and die
259	Target can exhale fire but suffers as much damage as he inflicts
260	Target can fall one yard per point of Wisdom without harm
261	Target can Heal himself at will but ages 1d6 years per hit point
262	Target can Heal himself but his closest ally will die as a result
263	Target can Heal himself but is 5% likely to die each time
264	Target can Heal himself but is 80% likely to drown each time
265	Target can Heal himself but is blinded for 1d20 days each time
266	Target can Heal himself but it costs him 1,000,000 gold pieces
267	Target can Heal himself but only at night if he has one hit point
268	Target can Heal himself four times but loses a limb each time
269	Target can Heal himself if he sacrifices a point of CON each time
270	Target can Heal himself ten times but loses a finger each time
271	Target can hide his weapon inside his body for 2d4 hours per day
272	Target can ingest and digest small quantities of bone
273	Target can ingest and digest small quantities of coral
274	Target can ingest and digest small quantities of glass
275	Target can ingest and digest small quantities of gold
276	Target can ingest and digest small quantities of iron
277	Target can ingest and digest small quantities of lamp oil
278	Target can ingest and digest small quantities of lead
279	Target can ingest and digest small quantities of poison
280	Target can ingest and digest small quantities of stone
281	Target can ingest and digest small quantities of wood
282	Target can issue Commands but is 20% likely to die each time
283	Target can kill the caster outright but will also permanently die
284	Target can kill the caster outright but will never have existed
285	Target can leap one yard straight up per point of Charisma
286	Target can locate any bear within one mile
287	Target can magically Summon a distant relative who despises him
288	Target can magically Summon his own clone once for 1d10 rounds
289	Target can magically Summon the caster 1d4 times for 1d10 rounds
290	Target can magically Summon the corpse some person he killed
291	Target can make his voice issue from any object within 10 feet
292	Target can make his voice issue from any person within 5 feet
293	Target can make his voice seem to be 1d4 octaves higher or lower
294	Target can make his voice seem to be that of someone much older
295	Target can make his whisper heard by anyone in his line of sight
296	Target can make his whisper heard through one foot of stone
297	Target can make one of his arms as supple as rope at will
298	Target can make one of his hands double in size at will
299	Target can mask his scent at will
300	Target can never again address anyone by name
301	Target can never again speak or write his own name
302	Target can never again wear the clothes or armor he's wearing now
303	Target can never again wield the specific weapon he now wields
304	Target can never be harmed by any weapon now within 10 yards
305	Target can never be harmed by the specific weapon he now wields
306	Target can never be slain if he cuts off both of legs right now
307	Target can never become invisible to anyone now within 100 miles
308	Target can never become invisible to anyone who has wounded him
309	Target can never become invisible to anyone who knows his name
310	Target can never become invisible without dying
311	Target can no longer conceal his astonishing halitosis
312	Target can no longer conceal his disdain for magic users
313	Target can no longer conceal his fear of combat
314	Target can no longer conceal his hatred of Dwarves
315	Target can no longer conceal his insatiable cannibalism
316	Target can no longer conceal his plans for world domination
317	Target can no longer conceal the fact that he's artificial
318	Target can no longer conceal the secret of his birth
319	Target can only be killed by a magical weapon that he has wielded
320	Target can only be killed by a weapon forged from his own bones
321	Target can only eat food that he himself has prepared
322	Target can polymorph at will but ages 1d100 years each time
323	Target can polymorph at will but is 10% likely to die each time
324	Target can polymorph at will but is blind in any form but his own
325	Target can read but not speak or write 1d6 additional languages
326	Target can read handwritten text at a distance of 10d10 yards
327	Target can readily be convinced that he doesn't really exist
328	Target can recognize faces only 10% of the time
329	Target can regenerate 1 hit point per round for the next week
330	Target can remove his head for up to 1d4 rounds without harm
331	Target can remove his heart for up to 1d6 rounds without harm
332	Target can retract his ears into his skull at will
333	Target can retract one of his limbs into his body at will
334	Target can see no farther than 20 yards unless he's barefoot
335	Target can see no farther than 20 yards while in sunlight
336	Target can see secret doors but can't see normal ones
337	Target can see secret doors if he drinks concentrated poison
338	Target can see secret doors if he sacrifices 1d6 hit points
339	Target can see secret doors while yelling and hopping on one foot
340	Target can shine heatless torchlight from his palm at will
341	Target can shine heatless torchlight from the soles of his feet
342	Target can speak only in a full shout while his weapon is drawn
343	Target can speak only in grunts while his weapon is drawn
344	Target can speak only in rhyme while his weapon is drawn
345	Target can speak only in whale song for 1d4 hours
346	Target can speak the language of bears, but they don't listen
347	Target can speak with flies and gnats
348	Target can speak with livestock but henceforth smells like manure
349	Target can speak with monkeys and apes
350	Target can speak with one corpse per week, but it lies to him
351	Target can speak with one tree per week
352	Target can speak with worms and slugs
353	Target can stride unimpeded in knee-deep snow
354	Target can stride unimpeded through thigh-deep water
355	Target can subsist on leaves and grass for up to 1d4 weeks
356	Target can subsist on mud, but it tastes incredibly foul to him
357	Target can subsist on mud, but it's highly addictive to him
358	Target can subsist on mud, but regular food is poisonous to him
359	Target can subsist on only 10% of the normal amount of food
360	Target can subsist on water alone while he's at full hit points
361	Target can subsist on water but must drink ten gallons per day
362	Target can Summon and Command an 8HD Earth Elemental 1d6 times
363	Target can teleport 1d4 miles per day but ages 8d8 years per mile
364	Target can teleport 1d4 miles randomly, once per day
365	Target can teleport at will but arrives 1d20 days later
366	Target can teleport at will but arrives with only one hit point
367	Target can teleport at will but is 50% likely to die on arrival
368	Target can teleport half of his body at will
369	Target can teleport one person nearby to the target's home
370	Target can teleport to the caster's location once per month
371	Target can teleport to this location once per month
372	Target can track the caster with astonishing accuracy
373	Target can turn his head completely around without harm
374	Target can understand every language spoken within 10 miles
375	Target can wield his weapon only in his non-dominant hand
376	Target can Wish the death of someone nearby, but target also dies
377	Target can write but not speak or read 1d6 additional languages
378	Target can't attack anyone for 2d4 rounds
379	Target can't attack anyone until he wounds himself
380	Target can't attack anyone who doesn't know target's name
381	Target can't attack or be attacked for 2d8 rounds
382	Target can't attack or be attacked until he moves from this spot
383	Target can't attack the caster until at least sunset
384	Target can't attack the caster with any weapons containing metal
385	Target can't attack the caster with any weapons containing wood
386	Target can't attack until he drops his weapons, gear, and clothes
387	Target can't be affected by the caster's magic for 1d6 turns
388	Target can't be affected by the intended spell for 1d4 years
389	Target can't be attacked by anyone or anything for 1d4 rounds
390	Target can't be burned by acid if he cuts off both of his thumbs
391	Target can't be burned by molten metal
392	Target can't be burned by steam between sunset and dawn
393	Target can't be burned by steam or boiling water while naked
394	Target can't be burned by steam while he's wearing boots or shoes
395	Target can't be choked, strangled, or suffocated
396	Target can't be cut by any blade unless it's already bloodstained
397	Target can't be cut by manufactured stone blades
398	Target can't be detected by invisible creatures
399	Target can't be detected by magical attempts at scrying
400	Target can't be detected by magical scrying while naked in a tree
401	Target can't be harmed by bludgeons between dawn and noon
402	Target can't be harmed by bludgeons for 2d10 rounds
403	Target can't be harmed by boiling oil or pitch
404	Target can't be harmed by invisible creatures at night
405	Target can't be harmed by magical fire while brandishing a weapon
406	Target can't be harmed by magical fire while indoors
407	Target can't be harmed by magical fire while standing in a bucket
408	Target can't be harmed by magical fire while underwater
409	Target can't be harmed by natural lightning
410	Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while naked
411	Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while sleeping
412	Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while standing in fire
413	Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while standing in snow
414	Target can't be killed by any female creature for 1d4 weeks
415	Target can't be killed by any male creature for 1d4 weeks
416	Target can't be killed during the next 2d12 hours
417	Target can't be knocked off balance by any less than 1d4 people
418	Target can't be knocked off balance by any physical force
419	Target can't be magically detected by anyone not of his race
420	Target can't be magically detected by anyone of the same sex
421	Target can't be slain except while sleeping
422	Target can't be slain if he remains within 10 yards of this spot
423	Target can't be slain while sleeping
424	Target can't be stunned by any blow to the head
425	Target can't be surprised if he has a snowball in each hand
426	Target can't be surprised if he has an eyeball in his mouth
427	Target can't be surprised if he's wearing a carnation
428	Target can't be surprised while at full hit points
429	Target can't be wounded by metal weapons until sunset tonight
430	Target can't be wounded by metal weapons while barefoot
431	Target can't breathe for 2d10 rounds
432	Target can't breathe until he removes his boots or shoes
433	Target can't breathe while touching more than one person
434	Target can't breathe while wearing, touching, or carrying metal
435	Target can't come within 10 feet of any fire now burning
436	Target can't come within 10 yards of the caster
437	Target can't come within one mile of his home
438	Target can't come within one mile of the caster
439	Target can't come within ten feet of any tree thicker than he is
440	Target can't create or use magical fire except while indoors
441	Target can't create or use magical fire for 1d4 years
442	Target can't die for at least 1d4 days, but he can be injured
443	Target can't digest any food that he eats in direct sunlight
444	Target can't digest any food unless he prepares it himself
445	Target can't digest anything that's been dead longer than a day
446	Target can't digest cooked meat
447	Target can't digest meat from any animal killed in daylight
448	Target can't draw his weapon if anyone else is within 10 yards
449	Target can't draw his weapon or sheathe it if it's now drawn
450	Target can't draw his weapon unless he asks permission to do so
451	Target can't draw his weapon within 100 yards of this spot
452	Target can't hear echoes
453	Target can't hear his own voice
454	Target can't hear his own voice except while his eyes are closed
455	Target can't hear the voice of any female member of his race
456	Target can't hear the voice of any male member of his race
457	Target can't hear the voice of anyone who's recently injured him
458	Target can't hear the voice of anyone within 10 feet of him
459	Target can't hear voices for 2d4-1 days
460	Target can't ignite any fire unless his hair is soaking wet
461	Target can't ignite any fire unless it's snowing
462	Target can't ignite any fire while underground
463	Target can't ignite any fire while wearing clothes
464	Target can't leave this spot until he wounds himself
465	Target can't lie, equivocate, or tell half-truths
466	Target can't move more than 10 yards from the caster
467	Target can't pass through doorways while at full hit points
468	Target can't say anyone's name
469	Target can't see artificial light while at full hit points
470	Target can't see light other than sunlight or reflected sunlight
471	Target can't see or hear any of his allies for 4d6 hours
472	Target can't see or hear his 1d4 of his allies for 1d4 days
473	Target can't see or hear living creatures for 2d6 rounds
474	Target can't see or hear magical creatures for 2d6 days
475	Target can't see or hear metal objects for 3d8 hours
476	Target can't see sunlight or reflected sunlight
477	Target can't sleep unless he first eats a handful of soil
478	Target can't sleep unless he has his weapon in hand
479	Target can't sleep unless he's standing up
480	Target can't sleep until he fells the tallest tree in the kingdom
481	Target can't sleep until he gives away all of his armor
482	Target can't sleep within 10 feet of another sleeping person
483	Target can't speak except while barefoot
484	Target can't speak except while brandishing a weapon
485	Target can't speak for 1d20 turns
486	Target can't speak to anyone more than 20 feet from him
487	Target can't speak to anyone who addresses him by name
488	Target can't speak unless he wears a cloth over his face
489	Target can't speak unless he's brandishing a weapon
490	Target can't speak unless his hair is wet
491	Target can't speak until after he has eaten his next full meal
492	Target can't speak until his blood is next drawn
493	Target can't speak until the caster says his own name
494	Target can't speak while at full hit points
495	Target can't speak while at full hit points
496	Target can't speak while wielding a weapon
497	Target can't use any form of rope or chain longer than he is tall
498	Target can't use any items containing metal for 2d4-1 days
499	Target can't use any magic items containing wood for 2d4-1 days
500	Target can't use any magic items for 1d4 days
501	Target can't use any magic items older than he is
502	Target can't use his hands or any utensils while eating
503	Target can't voluntarily pass through doorways unless naked
504	Target can't walk until the caster says his own name
505	Target can't walk while carrying gold
506	Target can't wield any weapon containing metal for 1d4 days
507	Target can't wield any weapon in his dominant hand
508	Target can't wield any weapon that hasn't drawn his blood
509	Target can't wield any weapon within 1d4 miles of this spot
510	Target can't wound anyone who hasn't wounded him
511	Target carves a tiny notch in every tree he passes
512	Target challenges his closest ally to single combat to the death
513	Target chants nonsensically for 2d10 rounds
514	Target clatters when he walks like a barrel full of pots and pans
515	Target collapses into a fetal position for 1 turn
516	Target combusts if he uses magic within the next 1d4 turns
517	Target combusts if his weapon is thrown into a river
518	Target comes into possession of a world-shaking artifact
519	Target concludes every battle thoroughly soaked by his own blood
520	Target confesses to a list of crimes, none of which has happened
521	Target confesses to crimes he couldn't possibly have committed
522	Target confesses to genocide but can produce no evidence of it
523	Target confesses to rampant kleptomania
524	Target constantly boasts about his prowess in all things
525	Target constantly exudes fragrant soap suds
526	Target continuously speaks to an imaginary ally
527	Target coughs incessantly, but his actions are unimpaired
528	Target craves hay and has a long tail like a horse
529	Target craves twigs and bark after every battle
530	Target creates a phony language and refuses to speak any other
531	Target crouches and begins eating dirt, twigs, gravel, etc.
532	Target crows like a rooster whenever he sees a magic item used
533	Target dares 1d4 of his allies to try to behead him
534	Target declares this area to be a sacred shrine to his deity
535	Target degenerates into an abomination hated by sentient beings
536	Target demands that his friends and allies pay him tribute
537	Target develops a pronounced stutter
538	Target disappears and is completely forgotten for 2d4-1 days
539	Target discovers that one of his limbs is a separate entity
540	Target discovers that one of his limbs is made of living wood
541	Target discovers that one of his limbs is trying to kill him
542	Target discovers that one of his limbs isn't attached to his body
543	Target disgorges 1d10 acorns in each of the next 1d10+10 rounds
544	Target disgorges 1d10 cubic feet of damp, sticky rice
545	Target disgorges 1d10 pounds of feathers
546	Target disgorges 1d10 pounds of hallucinogenic mushrooms
547	Target disgorges 1d100 gold coins, half of which are counterfeit
548	Target disgorges 1d1000 dragonflies
549	Target disgorges 1d1000 tiny, phosphorescent worms
550	Target disgorges 1d4 cubic yards of humus
551	Target disgorges 1d4 gallons of boiling pitch
552	Target disgorges 1d6 filthy carrion birds
553	Target disgorges 2d10 pounds of slag
554	Target disgorges 3d100 feet of hemp rope
555	Target disgorges 5d10 sheets of pristine parchment
556	Target disgorges 5d10 sheets of rotting parchment
557	Target disgorges a 50 pound sack of potatoes
558	Target disgorges a boulder larger than any within 1d10 miles
559	Target disgorges a box that he believes to contain his soul
560	Target disgorges a brick of solid chlorine
561	Target disgorges a bucket filled with eyeballs
562	Target disgorges a bushel of razor-sharp shards of glass
563	Target disgorges a bushel of rotten apples
564	Target disgorges a corked bottle containing a mysterious note
565	Target disgorges a corked bottle containing a powerless genie
566	Target disgorges a dragon's egg
567	Target disgorges a full-sized statue of a nearby ally
568	Target disgorges a gelatinous mass writhing with tentacles
569	Target disgorges a healthy specimen of some extinct species
570	Target disgorges a homunculus
571	Target disgorges a huge quantity of raisins, dates, and figs
572	Target disgorges a large hourglass nearly empty of sand
573	Target disgorges a large slab of marble
574	Target disgorges a map to his home
575	Target disgorges a one-half-size clone of the caster
576	Target disgorges a pair eyeglasses granting the wearer True Sight
577	Target disgorges a slimy slug as long and thick as his arm
578	Target disgorges a small and long-lost artifact of great power
579	Target disgorges a small but detailed replica of a nearby castle
580	Target disgorges a small trampoline
581	Target disgorges a stone that explodes on contact with ice
582	Target disgorges a stone that will kill him if he touches it
583	Target disgorges a ten foot column of aluminum one foot thick
584	Target disgorges a two-foot square pane of glass
585	Target disgorges a vial containing a powerful but unknown potion
586	Target disgorges a vial containing the antidote to every poison
587	Target disgorges an egg that can freeze 1,000 cubic feet of water
588	Target disgorges an egg that, if broken, turns into a small boat
589	Target disgorges an entire trombone, minus the mouthpiece
590	Target disgorges an exact copy of the clothes he's now wearing
591	Target disgorges an intricate but badly rusted clockwork device
592	Target disgorges his own full-grown clone, which then attacks him
593	Target disgorges several gallons of house paint
594	Target disgorges several gallons of viscous, highly adhesive goo
595	Target disgorges the crown of the nearest king
596	Target disgorges the front door of his home
597	Target doesn't age until he next speaks
598	Target doesn't age while bald
599	Target doesn't age while holding a gold coin in his mouth
600	Target doesn't age while in the caster's presence
601	Target doesn't age while naked
602	Target doesn't age while wearing a wet hat
603	Target doesn't age while weeping
604	Target doesn't need to eat, drink, or breathe for 2d4-1 days
605	Target doesn't need to sleep for 4d20 days
606	Target donates 2d10 hit points to the caster
607	Target drowns for 1d6 rounds but is fine afterward
608	Target earns 50 gold pieces when his attacks cause maximum damage
609	Target embraces a wacky cult founded by a hack writer
610	Target endeavors to buy a controlling interest in the kingdom
611	Target endlessly frets that he'll die in 1d10 rounds
612	Target endlessly frets that he's doomed to be eaten by a dragon
613	Target experiences bone-chilling cold when his head is touched
614	Target experiences clairvoyance when he is burned
615	Target experiences heart-rending grief whenever he uses magic
616	Target experiences intense vertigo when he draws a weapon
617	Target experiences searing pain when his skin is touched
618	Target experiences soul-wrenching pain if he stands upright
619	Target experiences transcendent euphoria when his blood is drawn
620	Target experiences vague nostalgia whenever he's wounded
621	Target exudes a scent 50% likely disgust any given person
622	Target exudes a scent like something dredged from the ocean floor
623	Target exudes a scent reminiscent of decaying skunks
624	Target exudes a scent reminiscent of the bottom of the ocean
625	Target exudes a scent that attracts carnivores
626	Target exudes a scent that causes conifers to shed their needles
627	Target exudes a scent that causes fires to burn pale green
628	Target exudes a scent that causes food to spoil quickly
629	Target exudes a scent that easily can be tracked for miles
630	Target exudes a scent that induces sleep in birds
631	Target exudes a scent that inspires attracts bats
632	Target exudes a scent that inspires fear in earth elementals
633	Target exudes a scent that inspires intense bloodlust
634	Target exudes a scent that inspires loyalty in wolves
635	Target exudes a scent that inspires rage in hoofed animals
636	Target exudes a scent that is strongly enticing to undead
637	Target exudes a scent that is strongly offensive to undead
638	Target exudes a scent that makes Dwarves' eyes water
639	Target exudes a scent that makes other people's hair fall out
640	Target exudes a scent that makes people ignore him
641	Target exudes a scent that obscures infravision
642	Target exudes a scent that protects metal from natural rust
643	Target exudes a scent that repels gnomes
644	Target exudes an offensive stench but refuses to believe it
645	Target fails at his next attempt at fine manual dexterity
646	Target falls asleep for one hour per hit point he currently lacks
647	Target fanatically defends the caster for 1d10 rounds
648	Target fears any subsequent magic used by the caster
649	Target fears that all of his efforts are for naught
650	Target feels as if he's walking on a high tightrope
651	Target feels as if he's wearing an enormous hat made of lead
652	Target feels as if his clothes are trying to digest him
653	Target feels as if his clothes have turned to steel
654	Target feels as if someone else is wearing his clothes right now
655	Target feels as if thorns have sprouted in his clothes
656	Target feels as though a huge rodent is gnawing on his spine
657	Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of butter
658	Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of cement
659	Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of flour
660	Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of parchment
661	Target feels as though he just swallowed a python
662	Target feels as though he's been splashed with boiling water
663	Target feels as though he's being swallowed by a python
664	Target feels as though he's having a baby
665	Target feels as though he's having a heart attack
666	Target feels as though he's having teeth extracted
667	Target feels as though his allies have abandoned him
668	Target feels as though his internal organs are melting
669	Target feels as though his teeth are spinning in his mouth
670	Target feels as though his wounds have been completely healed
671	Target feels as though one of his arms is being amputated
672	Target feels compelled to abandon whatever faith he now follows
673	Target feels compelled to attain godhood by the end of the week
674	Target feels compelled to burn all of his clothing
675	Target feels compelled to desecrate a shrine to his deity
676	Target feels compelled to find a faith that contradicts his own
677	Target feels compelled to martyr himself for someone else's deity
678	Target feels compelled to mummify himself as soon as possible
679	Target feels compelled to warn anyone he's about to attack
680	Target feels his bones shake like a bundle of sticks
681	Target feels his bones slowly disintegrating
682	Target feels icy water dripping on him during every battle
683	Target feels like he's having the time of his life
684	Target feels that the direction of gravity has skewed by 10°
685	Target feels the ground shake as during a powerful earthquake
686	Target finds a blade that can't be broken by any physical force
687	Target finds a book describing the methods of brain surgery
688	Target finds a box that damages the sanity of any who look in it
689	Target finds a canopic jar containing his own vital organs
690	Target finds a cursed vault containing 1d100 bars of gold
691	Target finds a foot-long bar of indestructible glass
692	Target finds a glass vial containing a highly volatile liquid
693	Target finds a huge cache of real but worthless currency
694	Target finds a huge leech attached somewhere on his body
695	Target finds a large diamond and guards it obsessively
696	Target finds a large sack filled with powdered bone
697	Target finds a list of command words but doesn't know for what
698	Target finds a magical ring enabling him to command amphibians
699	Target finds a mysterious and compelling piece of sculpture
700	Target finds a new, functioning limb that he didn't know he had
701	Target finds a potion affects the person nearest its imbiber
702	Target finds a potion that either resurrects or destroys a corpse
703	Target finds a pouch containing 1d10 super-intelligent mice
704	Target finds a pouch containing curds and whey
705	Target finds a pouch containing exact copies of his hands
706	Target finds a recipe for creating human life in a jar
707	Target finds a shield +4 that only he can lift
708	Target finds a text personally written by his deity
709	Target finds a text that he wrote but doesn't remember writing
710	Target finds an arsenal stocked with simulated weapons
711	Target finds himself imprisoned in a mausoleum far from here
712	Target finds the sight of blood intoxicating
713	Target finds the sight of male magic users to be enormously funny
714	Target finds the sound of his own voice to be horrifying
715	Target finds the thought of his own death strangely comforting
716	Target finds two doses of a Potion of Resurrection
717	Target flees from anyone who addresses him by name
718	Target flees into the forest if struck by magic in the next turn
719	Target flies into a panic if anyone sees him eating
720	Target flies into a panic if he sees other people eating
721	Target flies into a rage and attacks the person nearest to him
722	Target flies into a rage whenever he draws blood
723	Target forgets 1d4 of his allies
724	Target forgets everything said to him in the past 1d6 hours
725	Target forgets his family and where he lives
726	Target forgets his name and doesn't believe that he ever had one
727	Target forgets how to ascend stairs and ladders
728	Target forgets how to feed himself
729	Target forgets how to sleep
730	Target forgets how to use any magic item he's now carrying
731	Target forgets how to use any weapon containing metal
732	Target forgets how to use doors
733	Target forgets how to walk but not how to run
734	Target forgets that his allies know who he is
735	Target forgets the last 1d12 hours
736	Target forgets the last 1d4 years
737	Target forgets whatever mission or quest he is now undertaking
738	Target formally changes his name to "Target"
739	Target freezes solid if he's injured while standing in snow
740	Target freezes solid the next time he enters an underground lake
741	Target gains 1d10 permanent hit points but must Save or die
742	Target gains 1d100 hit points that then vanish, one per round
743	Target gains 1d100 pounds over that many rounds
744	Target gains 1d100 temporary hit points that last until sunset
745	Target gains 1d20 hit points and immediately loses another 1d20
746	Target gains a level and is restored to full hit points
747	Target gains a level but is stricken blind for 1d4 months
748	Target gains a level but loses all but 1d4 of his hit points
749	Target gains a level but one of his arms turns to steam forever
750	Target gains a level if he permanently severs his dominant hand
751	Target gains a level the next time he's cut by a magical blade
752	Target gains a permanent 1d4-1 bonus to his Armor Class
753	Target gains a point of Strength but loses 1d100 hit points
754	Target gains a point of Wisdom but loses two points of Strength
755	Target gains a powerful magical ally whose motives are unknown
756	Target gains a profound insight the next time he touches gold
757	Target gains a title based on his actions in the next 1d6 rounds
758	Target gains access to an elite secret society
759	Target gains benefit from food only if eaten while he's naked
760	Target gains no hit points from his next advancement in level
761	Target gains one level but can never gain another
762	Target gains only a single hit point from any magical healing
763	Target gains proficiency in the use of some unlikely weapon
764	Target gains the respect of a man soon to be executed for treason
765	Target gains the respect of kobolds, who long to be just like him
766	Target gains two levels if he kills and eats a human before dawn
767	Target gains valuable insight into the nature of ventriloquism
768	Target gets 1,000 gold pieces if he cuts off his foot right now
769	Target gets 100 gold pieces for each finger he cuts from his hand
770	Target gives his most prized possession to the caster
771	Target gives his weapon to the person standing nearest to him
772	Target glows bright blue until he's burned by magical fire
773	Target glows bright blue until he's struck by magic
774	Target glows bright blue until he's wounded by his own weapon
775	Target glows bright blue while under any magical effect
776	Target glows with a bright, rainbow aura while moving stealthily
777	Target glows with angelic light whenever he uses a magic item
778	Target goes berserk if any of his allies injure him
779	Target goes berserk if he eats meat in the next 24 hours
780	Target goes berserk if he sees anyone burned by fire
781	Target goes berserk if he sees anyone eating meat
782	Target goes berserk if he touches gold in the next 1d6 rounds
783	Target goes berserk if he's currently carrying any magic items
784	Target goes into a homicidal rage for 1d8 rounds, then passes out
785	Target goes into a homicidal rage for 1d8 rounds, then vanishes
786	Target goes into a homicidal rage whenever he removes his shoes
787	Target goes into a homicidal rage whenever he sheathes his weapon
788	Target goes totally and dangerously insane until sunset
789	Target grows an additional 1d8 fingers
790	Target grows an additional pair of ears atop his head
791	Target grows an additional pair of eyes somewhere on his face
792	Target has 1d100 tiny steel spheres embedded in his skin
793	Target has 25 Intelligence for 1d4 turns
794	Target has 25 Strength for 1d4 rounds
795	Target has a +1 Armor Class bonus while it's raining
796	Target has a +2 Armor Class bonus while barefoot
797	Target has a +5 Armor Class bonus until sunset tomorrow
798	Target has a -1 Armor Class penalty while wielding a weapon
799	Target has a -2 Armor Class penalty while it's raining
800	Target has a blowhole in the back of his neck
801	Target has a colony of bees living in his skull
802	Target has a compartment in his torso able to carry small items
803	Target has a complete but false memory of the past 24 hours
804	Target has a doppelganger slave that looks just like the caster
805	Target has a flawless sense of direction
806	Target has a flawless sense of direction 50% of the time
807	Target has a flawless sense of direction while naked
808	Target has a hole in his forehead as large as his fist
809	Target has a hole in his torso big enough to accommodate his head
810	Target has a key that attracts lightning
811	Target has a key that can make non-magical locks invisible
812	Target has a key that can permanently fuse one non-magical lock
813	Target has a key that locks something that doesn't have a lock
814	Target has a key that prevents nearby keys from working properly
815	Target has a key that turns one lock to pure, solid gold
816	Target has a key that unlocks 99% of all non-magical locks
817	Target has a key that unlocks a secret door to another universe
818	Target has a key that works only once but will open any one lock
819	Target has a large and heavy padlock around his neck
820	Target has a large apple stuck in his mouth for 1d4 days
821	Target has a legitimate grievance against the caster
822	Target has a mane like a lion
823	Target has a permanent +4 ToHit and +4 Damage bonus vs the caster
824	Target has a permanent -4 ToHit penalty versus others of his race
825	Target has a raised, square protuberance jutting from his chest
826	Target has a relief of the caster's face embossed on his back
827	Target has a scar on his forehead as though clumsily lobotomized
828	Target has a secret name that, if spoken, causes him to race home
829	Target has a secret name that, if spoken, teleports him 2d8 miles
830	Target has a secret name that, if spoken, will change his sex
831	Target has a secret name that, if spoken, will kill him outright
832	Target has a seizure lasting 1d6 hours when he uses a magic item
833	Target has a seizure lasting 8d8 rounds, after which he is Healed
834	Target has a seizure lasting until he's struck by magic
835	Target has a small lamp in his forehead like a miner's helmet
836	Target has a small lump on his forehead like a horseshoe
837	Target has a small steel ring jutting from each shoulder blade
838	Target has a star-shaped hole running completely through his head
839	Target has a steel band around his ankle like tagged wildlife
840	Target has a steel bolt running completely through his head
841	Target has a strange tattoo that, if touched, causes him to weep
842	Target has a sword that he thinks can command an undead army
843	Target has a sword that he thinks can make him invisible to Elves
844	Target has a sword that he thinks can slay dragons easily
845	Target has a sword that he thinks makes him a charismatic leader
846	Target has a tiny compartment beneath one of his fingernails
847	Target has a violent coughing fit that persists until sunrise
848	Target has a violent coughing fit whenever he uses a magic item
849	Target has a virus that will kill him in 4d6 hours unless cured
850	Target has a wooden bucket firmly affixed to his head
851	Target has an exact copy of everything now carried by the caster
852	Target has an immediate 50/50 chance to die or be totally healed
853	Target has an immediate 50/50 chance to die or become a demigod
854	Target has an immobilizing steel brace on one of his legs
855	Target has an overpowering fear of other members of his race
856	Target has an overpowering fear of shoes and other footwear
857	Target has been controlled for years by a powerful, unseen entity
858	Target has been controlled for years by a secret committee
859	target has been controlled for years by agents of the king
860	Target has been controlled for years by an orbiting satellite
861	Target has been targeted for sacrifice by some monstrous cult
862	Target has committed unspeakable acts in his deity's name
863	Target has committed unspeakable acts in his deity's temple
864	Target has committed unspeakable acts involving livestock
865	Target has committed unspeakable acts involving orcs and Dwarves
866	Target has committed unspeakable acts involving the king's horse
867	Target has his name tattooed all over his body
868	Target has in his possession an item that is literally impossible
869	Target has in his possession something precious to the caster
870	Target has innumerable feathers stuck to his skin
871	Target has inspiring hallucinations about his future career
872	Target has inspiring hallucinations about his life after death
873	Target has ironclad proof that all of this is an illusion
874	Target has ironclad proof that everyone he knows doesn't exist
875	Target has ironclad proof that he's a prophesied savior
876	Target has ironclad proof that he's dead
877	Target has ironclad proof that he's really the caster
878	Target has ironclad proof that he's the caster's father and son
879	Target has ironclad proof that the apocalypse will be tomorrow
880	Target has ironclad proof that the caster doesn't exist
881	Target has no idea of where he is or what he's doing
882	Target has no natural visible form; his appearance is an illusion
883	Target has numerous stigmata and attracts countless disciples
884	Target has numerous stigmata and fears that the end is nigh
885	Target has numerous stigmata and is persecuted as a heretic
886	Target has numerous stigmata, as foretold by prophesy
887	Target has only one hit point per level for the next 1d4 days
888	Target has only one hit point per point of Wisdom for 2d8 days
889	Target has owed the caster 1d10 gold pieces for 2d10 years
890	Target has prominent mandibles like an ant
891	Target has six eyes spaced evenly around his skull
892	Target has stolen large sums of money from each of his allies
893	Target has terrifying hallucinations about his own birth
894	Target has terrifying hallucinations about his own death
895	Target has the caster's name tattooed all over his body
896	Target has the head and right arm of a common housefly
897	Target has three identical faces spaced evenly around his skull
898	Target has ugly, thorny projections along both of his arms
899	Target has visions depicting the true nature of magic
900	Target has visions of a future full of incomprehensible wonders
901	Target has visions of a future in which he's worshipped as a god
902	Target has visions of a past that seems more real than his own
903	Target has visions of a transcendently beautiful city in the sky
904	Target has visions of his slow and torturous dismemberment
905	Target has visions of the future involving no one he recognizes
906	Target has visions of waiting in line for eternity
907	Target has waited years for a custom-designed breastplate
908	Target hasn't slept in 1d100 days
909	Target hasn't slept since he last spoke with royalty
910	Target hates his nearest ally as much as his most bitter enemy
911	Target hears cheers and applause whenever his blood is drawn
912	Target hears his own voice betraying his secrets to everyone
913	Target hears his own voice castigating him for his many failures
914	Target hears his own voice endlessly chanting his own name
915	Target hears his own voice screaming in his ears until sunrise
916	Target hears his own voice whispering words of comfort to him
917	Target hears malevolent voices all around him
918	Target hears the clattering of swords at all times
919	Target hears the clattering of swords while his weapon is drawn
920	Target hears the crash of cymbals whenever he uses a magic item
921	Target hears the noisy buzzing of countless bees at all times
922	Target hears thunder booming all around him, but no one else does
923	Target hoots like a foghorn when struck by magic after sunset
924	Target increases in size and mass by 10%
925	Target inflicts superficial wounds upon himself whenever possible
926	Target inherits a collection of festive commemorative spoons
927	Target insists on wearing a bucket on his head for 1d4 weeks
928	Target insists that his body is real and spectacular
929	Target inspires homicidal rage in some common non-magical species
930	Target is 5% likely to vanish forever each time he says his name
931	Target is 10% likely to attack anyone who says his name
932	Target is 10% likely to be dragged into orbit around the planet
933	Target is 10% likely to change sex when burned by magical fire
934	Target is 10% likely to contract leprosy when injured by magic
935	Target is 10% likely to lose 1d4 hit points in any given hour
936	Target is 10% likely to see any invisible creature or object
937	Target is 10% likely to strangle himself whenever he uses rope
938	Target is 10% likely to turn to a wooden statue when he sleeps
939	Target is 15% likely to be attacked by any horse he passes
940	Target is 15% likely to die when he next sees an illusion
941	Target is 20% likely to be healed by any poison he drinks
942	Target is 20% likely to be healed instead of injured by fire
943	Target is 20% likely to disbelieve any illusion he sees
944	Target is 20% likely to drown when burned by magical fire
945	Target is 20% likely to explode when burned by magical fire
946	Target is 20% likely to gain a level when next struck by magic
947	Target is 20% likely to take no damage if cut by a blade
948	Target is 20% likely to think that he's undead if undead are near
949	Target is 20% likely to turn invisible when injured by fire
950	Target is 30% likely to be able to summarize any book he kisses
951	Target is 40% likely to attack any priest who approaches him
952	Target is 80% likely to die if Remove Curse is cast upon him
953	Target is a carrier of some magical disease
954	Target is at the heart of a thunderstorm, but no one else sees it
955	Target is actually a remotely-operated simulacrum
956	Target is acutely hungry for 5d6 days, no matter how much he eats
957	Target is affected by Reverse Gravity for 1d4 weeks
958	Target is afflicted with leprosy for one month, then he's healed
959	Target is afflicted with lycanthropy until the next full moon
960	Target is an immortal simply masquerading in this current form
961	Target is arrested for smuggling some illegal substance
962	Target is attacked by 1d1000 tiny skeletal bats
963	Target is attacked by 6d12 housecats
964	Target is attacked by a monster that no one else can see or hear
965	Target is attacked by dozens of cows
966	Target is attacked by dozens of crows
967	Target is attacked by everyone within 50 yards
968	Target is attacked by moths as if he were made of wool
969	Target is attacked by teeming vermin visible only to him
970	Target is attacked by the nearest boulder
971	Target is blind until he wets his hair
972	Target is blind while his hair is wet
973	Target is blown back 3d10 yards and loses that many hit points
974	Target is bound by fine but very durable silver chains
975	Target is briefly blinded by a dense cloud of powdered sugar
976	Target is briefly blinded by countless flies swarming around him
977	Target is buffeted by mighty winds that affect no one else
978	Target is buried by a heap of mildewed potato peelings
979	Target is buried by a sudden avalanche; no one else is affected
980	Target is buried up to his knees in burning coals
981	Target is buried up to his knees in shiny new gold coins
982	Target is captured for use in laboratory testing of cosmetics
983	Target is carried high into the air by a flock of magpies
984	Target is carrying a bucket of chum and must carry it until dawn
985	Target is carrying a huge sack full of moldy rabbit pelts
986	Target is caught in a violent hailstorm; no one else is affected
987	Target is certain that a powerful entity is stalking him
988	Target is certain that a vile monster is hiding in a nearby cave
989	Target is certain that all of his allies have betrayed him
990	Target is certain that he has the patronage of a powerful entity
991	Target is certain that he was constructed in a laboratory
992	Target is certain that he'll become a god if he dies in combat
993	Target is certain that he'll die by sunset
994	Target is certain that he's a plant-based creature
995	Target is certain that he's about to become king
996	Target is certain that he's as fragile as glass
997	Target is certain that he's bleeding profusely
998	Target is certain that he's immortal
999	Target is certain that he's invulnerable until sunset
1000	Target is certain that he's standing at the center of a huge fire

6001-7000 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	Target is chained into the highest branches of a tall tree nearby
2	Target is coated in a delicious honey glaze like a ham
3	Target is coated in boiling pitch and takes damage accordingly
4	Target is completely enclosed by a layer of living flesh
5	Target is constricted as though squeezed by an invisible python
6	Target is covered by a suit of field plate armor, made of glass
7	Target is covered by a thick shawl of fetid vulture feathers
8	Target is covered by coarse and musky wool like a yak
9	Target is covered by dozens of slugs and snails
10	Target is covered by thick, ugly scales for an AC bonus of 1
11	Target is discovered to be a remotely operated machine
12	Target is discovered to be an agent of the king
13	Target is discovered to be the real heir to the throne
14	Target is discovered to be the true owner of caster's home
15	Target is discovered to engage in decadent cannibalistic rituals
16	Target is dragged along the ground into the nearest open grave
17	Target is dragged halfway to the shore of the nearest river
18	Target is draped in a gossamer shawl impervious to fire
19	Target is draped in filthy funerary dressing
20	Target is draped in foul-smelling seaweed
21	Target is draped in threads that can only be cut under moonlight
22	Target is dreadfully afraid of the spell's target point
23	Target is dreadfully homesick for some place he's never been
24	Target is dressed like a court jester
25	Target is dressed like a crazed anchorite
26	Target is dressed like a pig at a luau
27	Target is dressed like one of the royal family
28	Target is driven halfway through the nearest tree
29	Target is driven like a thumbtack into the ground up to his neck
30	Target is encased in a glass box quickly filling with water
31	Target is encased in a large, hollow sphere of ice
32	Target is encased in a marble sarcophagus
33	Target is encased in a sealed wicker basket
34	Target is encased in a skin-tight plaster cast
35	Target is encased in an airtight steel capsule
36	Target is encircled by a chest-high wall of packed snow
37	Target is encircled by a waist-high, electrified iron fence
38	Target is encircled by a zone of intense cold
39	Target is encircled by a zone of pure vacuum
40	Target is encircled by an electrified fence
41	Target is encircled by an illusory wall of chattering skulls
42	Target is encircled by tall icicles, each as thick as his leg
43	Target is enclosed for one hour in an impenetrable 10-foot sphere
44	Target is enclosed in a shrinking steel cage
45	Target is enraged beyond all rational control
46	Target is ensconced in velvet
47	Target is ensnared by some distant spellcaster's Summoning spell
48	Target is especially receptive to Commands for the next 24 hours
49	Target is fearless as long as he wears the shoes he's wearing now
50	Target is forever immune to all non-magical disease
51	Target is forever immune to heatstroke
52	Target is forever immune to hypothermia
53	Target is forever immune to lycanthropy
54	Target is found to be a persecuted victim needing caster's help
55	Target is fully healed if he's slain while standing in snow
56	Target is harassed by skeletal crows
57	Target is haunted by the endless screams of damned souls
58	Target is healed of all damage, but his clothes and gear vanish
59	Target is held personally responsible for some distant atrocity
60	Target is held personally responsible for the decay of society
61	Target is highly magical and dies if Dispel Magic is cast on him
62	Target is highly magical and is quickly recognized by magic users
63	Target is holding an anvil and can't put it down for 2d8 rounds
64	Target is holding an egg in each hand and must not break them!
65	Target is hopelessly lost for 2d10 rounds
66	Target is horribly afraid of cooked or salted meat
67	Target is horribly scarred, as though shredded and reassembled
68	Target is horrified by the sight of female magic users
69	Target is horrified by the sound of clattering bones
70	Target is identified as the leader of some bizarre cult
71	Target is immortal and unaging until he next speaks
72	Target is immortal, but he's sentenced to lifelong imprisonment
73	Target is immortal, but his arms and legs vanish forever
74	Target is immune to air-based magic for 1d4 days
75	Target is immune to all attacks by non-magical birds
76	Target is immune to all injury until he next speaks
77	Target is immune to all swords now within one mile
78	Target is immune to any wounds inflicted by humans for 4d6 hours
79	Target is immune to area-effect magic for 1d4 days
80	Target is immune to beneficial magic for 2d4 days
81	Target is immune to charm-based spells or attacks for 1d4 weeks
82	Target is immune to Charms and Enchantments for 1d4 weeks
83	Target is immune to electrical attacks while carrying metal
84	Target is immune to his allies' magic
85	Target is immune to his allies' magic for 10d10 rounds
86	Target is immune to his own magic and attacks for 1d4 hours
87	Target is immune to hostile magic for 1d4 days
88	Target is immune to illusions until dawn tomorrow
89	Target is immune to injuries inflicted by wood in daylight
90	Target is immune to inorganic poisons for 1d4 months
91	Target is immune to light-based magic until sunset tomorrow
92	Target is immune to lightning
93	Target is immune to magical cold while naked
94	Target is immune to magical diseases for one week
95	Target is immune to magical fire while naked
96	Target is immune to magical healing
97	Target is immune to missile weapons for 6d8 hours
98	Target is immune to necromantic magic until he uses a magic item
99	Target is immune to non-magical diseases
100	Target is immune to non-magical extremes of weather
101	Target is immune to normal fire while wearing these clothes
102	Target is immune to piercing weapons, such as stilettos, etc.
103	Target is immune to poisons, but meat is highly toxic to him
104	Target is immune to polymorph magic
105	Target is immune to smoke inhalation for the rest of his life
106	Target is immune to the burning effects of acid for 2d4 days
107	Target is immune to the caster's magic for 10d10 rounds
108	Target is immune to the crushing pressure of very deep water
109	Target is immune to the next 1d10 attacks against him
110	Target is immune to the next magical disease he encounters
111	Target is implicated in numerous treasonous scandals
112	Target is in the middle of a typhoon, but no one else is
113	Target is infected with plague
114	Target is instantly consumed by vermin if he dies within 24 hours
115	Target is intensely drunk for 1d4 rounds after every combat
116	Target is invisible to lycanthropes while he's bleeding
117	Target is invisible to lycanthropes while they're indoors
118	Target is invisible while carrying 1d4 burning torches
119	Target is invisible while completely submerged
120	Target is invisible while he has an apple in each hand
121	Target is invisible while shouting
122	Target is invulnerable and invisible until he speaks or moves
123	Target is invulnerable to 80% of normal weapons
124	Target is invulnerable to any weapon that has already wounded him
125	Target is invulnerable to normal weapons and can't wield them
126	Target is invulnerable to normal weapons for 1d6 turns
127	Target is invulnerable to normal weapons until he inflicts damage
128	Target is invulnerable to normal weapons until he wields one
129	Target is invulnerable to weapon that he himself forged
130	Target is kidnapped to be used as a sacrifice by a religious cult
131	Target is kidnapped to be used as in medical experiments
132	Target is killed outright if he ever triggers a Chaos Burst
133	Target is killed outright if he kills any member of his species
134	Target is killed outright if he wounds himself with a sword
135	Target is killed outright if struck by a blood relative
136	Target is limned by golden light until dawn tomorrow
137	Target is liquefied and emerges from a nearby lake fully healed
138	Target is liquefied but reforms at full hit points in 1d20 rounds
139	Target is liquefied but reforms in a slightly warped shape
140	Target is liquefied but returns fully healed during the next rain
141	Target is lost in the shuffle
142	Target is mesmerized by the sight of lighted candles
143	Target is mesmerized by the sound of clinking metal
144	Target is nearly paralyzed with terror under the full moon
145	Target is now standing 8d10 yards behind the spell's target point
146	Target is now standing atop the tallest mountain within 100 miles
147	Target is numb to all physical sensation for 3d8 rounds
148	Target is obsessed with ridding himself of all skin and hair
149	Target is obsessed with ridding himself of all worldly property
150	Target is obsessed with ridding himself of his allies
151	Target is obsessed with ridding himself of his shadow
152	Target is obsessively covetous of some item that he can now see
153	Target is obsessively jealous of someone now standing nearby
154	Target is obsessively protective of someone now standing nearby
155	Target is obsessively protective someone he's never met
156	Target is overwhelmingly drunk for 1d4 rounds, then totally sober
157	Target is paralyzed by dread when he witnesses magical effects
158	Target is pelted by hundreds of acorns
159	Target is pelted by snowballs for 1d6 rounds
160	Target is pelted by tiny, red hot coals for 1d4 rounds
161	Target is pelted like a mink, otter, or beaver
162	Target is permanently bloodstained
163	Target is permanently invisible to caster but can't attack him
164	Target is permanently invisible to himself between dusk and dawn
165	Target is permanently rendered 1d100% transparent
166	Target is physically exhausted
167	Target is poisoned if he touches a book in the next 1d4 days
168	Target is pursued by predatory moneylenders
169	Target is pursued by ravenous wolves
170	Target is pursued by rogue shadows that resemble his own
171	Target is pushed through the planet and out to the opposite side
172	Target is quarantined by the local Minister of Health
173	Target is real but can be disbelieved as if he were an illusion
174	Target is real but can be Dispelled as if he were an illusion
175	Target is recognized as an escaped slave wherever he goes
176	Target is reluctant to engage in combat between sunrise and noon
177	Target is reluctant to speak between noon and sunset
178	Target is reluctant to wield any weapon with inorganic components
179	Target is rendered deaf and blind for 2d10 rounds
180	Target is rendered inert for 1d10 turns
181	Target is rendered like a cow in an abattoir
182	Target is rendered mute for 1d100 rounds
183	Target is scarred as though he were pressed against a hot screen
184	Target is scarred as though his digestive tract has been removed
185	Target is sheathed in a large, living sponge
186	Target is sheathed in a plant like a huge pea pod
187	Target is sheathed in blood-soaked strips of leather
188	Target is sheathed in wax
189	Target is shoved to the ground in each of the next 1d10 rounds
190	Target is showered by sawdust for 1d10 rounds
191	Target is showered by shaved ice for the next 1d10 rounds
192	Target is shunned by all other members of his species
193	Target is shunned by all that is holy
194	Target is shunned by anyone carrying a magic item
195	Target is shunned by anyone nearby who is now wounded
196	Target is shunned by polite society
197	Target is smeared in a coordinated campaign of personal attacks
198	Target is smeared in a fluid that suppresses his natural scent
199	Target is smeared in lard
200	Target is smeared in some kind of fireproof jelly
201	Target is so badly disfigured that people flee from him in horror
202	Target is sought for arrest because he stole a loaf of bread
203	Target is standing knee-deep in a basket full of cobras
204	Target is standing knee-deep in a bucket full of manure
205	Target is stricken completely hairless
206	Target is stricken deaf, blind, and mute for 1d6 rounds
207	Target is stricken from any documents that mention him by name
208	Target is stricken mute under every full moon
209	Target is stricken mute while horses are nearby
210	Target is stricken mute while under any magical effect
211	Target is struck by lightning for 1d100 hit points of damage
212	Target is struck by lightning the next time an ally is wounded
213	Target is struck by lightning the next time he draws a weapon
214	Target is struck by lightning the next time he enters water
215	Target is struck by lightning the next time he speaks
216	Target is struck by lightning the next time he uses a magic item
217	Target is struck by lightning unless he's currently atop a horse
218	Target is stung by a bee as large as an ox
219	Target is stung by a bee every time he makes a successful attack
220	Target is suddenly acutely aware of any injuries he now has
221	Target is suddenly attacked by ruffians
222	Target is suddenly holding 1d4 anvils
223	Target is suddenly holding a box full of his own bones
224	Target is suddenly holding a pair of alligator suitcases
225	Target is suddenly holding a pair of magic rings
226	Target is suddenly holding an enormous bouquet of roses
227	Target is suddenly holding the king's severed head
228	Target is suddenly holding the nearest corpse in his arms
229	Target is suddenly lying in a four-poster canopy bed
230	Target is suddenly lying in his own bed
231	Target is suddenly lying on a funeral pyre
232	Target is suddenly married to 1d8 additional spouses
233	Target is suddenly morbidly obese
234	Target is suddenly naked except for a fig leaf
235	Target is suddenly on the verge of an important breakthrough
236	Target is suddenly on the verge of going berserk
237	Target is suddenly on the verge of utter dehydration
238	Target is suddenly on the verge of utter exhaustion
239	Target is suddenly on the verge of utter panic
240	Target is suddenly on the verge of utter starvation
241	Target is suddenly packaged in a large cardboard box
242	Target is suddenly recognized as everyone's long-lost brother
243	Target is suddenly sitting at the base of a nearby waterfall
244	Target is suddenly sitting atop someone else's horse
245	Target is suddenly sitting atop the tallest waterfall in the land
246	Target is suddenly sitting in a bucket full of ice water
247	Target is suddenly sitting in a large wooden crate
248	Target is suddenly sitting in the bucket of the nearest catapult
249	Target is suddenly sitting in the queen's boudoir
250	Target is suddenly sitting on an anthill, smeared with honey
251	Target is suddenly sitting on the corpse of a fallen ally
252	Target is suddenly standing atop a heap of shattered masonry
253	Target is suddenly standing atop a rickety and very tall fence
254	Target is suddenly standing atop a tall ladder
255	Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest corpse
256	Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest lookout tower
257	Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest sand dune
258	Target is suddenly standing in a fetid swamp miles from here
259	Target is suddenly standing in the nearest boat
260	Target is suddenly standing in the nearest locked treasure vault
261	Target is suddenly standing knee-deep in the nearest ocean
262	Target is suddenly standing next to his most powerful enemy
263	Target is suddenly standing on a trapdoor over a very deep pit
264	Target is suddenly standing on the shoulders of a nearby ally
265	Target is suddenly standing outside his own front door
266	Target is suddenly standing under the nearest bridge
267	Target is suddenly standing upon what appears to be his own grave
268	Target is suddenly standing wherever he awoke this morning
269	Target is suddenly suffering from overpowering agoraphobia
270	Target is suddenly wearing a cast-iron straightjacket
271	Target is suddenly wearing a provocative leather ensemble
272	Target is suddenly wearing a skin-tight suit of chain mail
273	Target is suddenly wearing an anachronistic bathing costume
274	Target is suddenly wearing an ornate saddle of very high quality
275	Target is suddenly wearing fireproof clothing
276	Target is suddenly wearing whatever the king wore yesterday
277	Target is surrounded by pandering sycophants
278	Target is surrounded by rabid wolves
279	Target is surrounded by servitors who want to assassinate him
280	Target is surrounded by vermin and small pests
281	Target is susceptible to rust while carrying gold
282	Target is suspected of having trafficked with demons in a church
283	Target is suspected of having wrought a plague upon this nation
284	Target is suspected of holding the secret of all existence
285	Target is suspected of plotting to exterminate his entire species
286	Target is suspended above the tallest tree nearby
287	Target is suspended over a flaming pit until sunset
288	Target is swarmed by countless flies, but they don't bother him
289	Target is swarmed by undead whenever he uses a magic item
290	Target is swept 3d100 yards by a wave of molasses
291	Target is the most unrepentant coward in the entire world
292	Target is the subject of a distant being's use of the Wish spell
293	Target is thought to be a malefic figure as foretold by prophecy
294	Target is thrown 1d4 rounds into the past
295	Target is thrown 8d6 hours into the future
296	Target is thrown 8d6 yards into the air
297	Target is thrown down the nearest flight of stairs
298	Target is thrown into a coma for 1d6 days
299	Target is thrown into the nearest briar patch
300	Target is tied between two trees like a hammock
301	Target is tied to the ground with rope made of his own hair
302	Target is tightly bound by strips of adhesive cloth
303	Target is tightly chained to the nearest tree
304	Target is tightly swaddled in a coarse wool blanket
305	Target is tightly wrapped in blood-soaked bandages
306	Target is tightly wrapped in strips of raw and greasy bacon
307	Target is tormented by countless demonic voices
308	Target is tormented by false but realistic echoes of a past life
309	Target is tormented by illusory ants crawling all over him
310	Target is tormented by invisible barbs that catch in his flesh
311	Target is tormented by shrill and discordant music
312	Target is tormented by the awareness of his mortality
313	Target is tormented by visions of his own damnation
314	Target is tormented by visions of his own descent into madness
315	Target is tormented by visions of the damned
316	Target is tormented by visions of the torture of his allies
317	Target is tormented by voices telling him to kill his allies
318	Target is tormented by voices telling him to kill the king
319	Target is unable to look directly at the caster
320	Target is unaffected by natural winds
321	Target is unexpectedly thrust into a position of political power
322	Target is unusually clumsy for 1d4 hours after he says his name
323	Target is utterly fearless until sunset tomorrow
324	Target is violently allergic to some common non-magical species
325	Target is violently compressed to the size of a grain of rice
326	Target is violently pushed 1d10 yards, stunned for as many rounds
327	Target is wearing a diver's mask, snorkel, and swim fins
328	Target is wearing a formal suit made entirely of lettuce
329	Target is wearing a formal suit made entirely of smoked meats
330	Target is wearing a necklace of severed human ears
331	Target is wearing nothing but strategically-placed coconut shells
332	Target is wearing the entire skin from an orc or goblin
333	Target is wearing the leathered skin from his own corpse
334	Target is wholly invulnerable for 1d4 rounds
335	Target is widely famed for his prowess with the scissors
336	Target is widely recognized as a traitor to his race and species
337	Target is, by his very nature, impossible
338	Target jingles like sleigh bells while trying to move stealthily
339	Target kills himself at sunset tonight but is resurrected at dawn
340	Target knows a secret that damages the sanity of any who learn it
341	Target knows an economical way to extract aluminum from bauxite
342	Target knows but won't tell the location of an important artifact
343	Target knows everything there is to know about the caster
344	Target knows exactly what will happen in the next 2d6 rounds
345	Target knows the current location of every Dwarf within 10 miles
346	Target knows the location of every lock within one mile
347	Target labors to conceal a humiliating secret from his allies
348	Target lacks any concept of personal property
349	Target laughs like a braying donkey when he injures someone
350	Target laughs outrageously at the sight of his allies' blood
351	Target learns that a deranged cult worships him as a god
352	Target leaves no scent for 1d4 weeks
353	Target leeches 2d10 hit points from the caster
354	Target levitates 10d10 yards into the air for that many rounds
355	Target levitates 1d10 feet in each of the next 1d6 rounds
356	Target literally laughs at danger, so much so that it's annoying
357	Target looks as though half of his body has been severely burned
358	Target looks as though half of his body is made of pumice
359	Target looks as though half of his body is made of wood
360	Target looks as though he's made entirely of clay
361	Target looks exactly like the caster for 1d4 days
362	Target looks like a photo-negative for 1d4 days
363	Target looks like a photo-negative while wielding a weapon
364	Target looks vaguely demonic whenever he uses a magic item
365	Target loses 1d100 hit points if he speaks his name before sunset
366	Target loses 1d100 hit points unless he eats 3lbs of gold by dawn
367	Target loses 1d100% of his mass
368	Target loses 1d4 hit points every time he draws a weapon
369	Target loses 1d4 levels/hit dice
370	Target loses a point of Intelligence for each hit point he loses
371	Target loses all but one hit point, then regains one per round
372	Target loses all hit points gained due to high Constitution
373	Target loses all sense of decency and restraint
374	Target loses half of his remaining hit points
375	Target loses one hit point each day for the next 1d100 days
376	Target loses one hit point per hour until dawn tomorrow
377	Target loses one hit point per person now within a 10 yard radius
378	Target loses one hit point per round until he eats some raw meat
379	Target loses one hit point per round until he strips naked
380	Target loses one hit point per round until he swallows a coin
381	Target loses one hit point per round until he's struck by magic
382	Target loses the sense of object permanence
383	Target makes a spirited effort to detach one of his legs
384	Target makes a spirited effort to disarm his allies
385	Target makes a spirited effort to eat his own foot
386	Target makes a spirited effort to extract his own heart
387	Target makes a spirited effort to pull out his own tongue
388	Target makes a spirited effort to remove his lower jaw
389	Target makes a spirited effort to scour the flesh from his hands
390	Target makes a spirited effort to swallow his weapon
391	Target makes a spirited effort to tear off his ears
392	Target makes outrageous claims about his martial skill
393	Target makes outrageous claims about his wealth and property
394	Target mimics the actions of one of his allies for 2d6 rounds
395	Target mimics the caster's actions for 1d10 rounds
396	Target mistakes himself for someone else
397	Target moos like a cow each time he draws a weapon
398	Target must carry a blade at all times that has never drawn blood
399	Target must carry a burning candle at all times
400	Target must carry a fifty pound wheel of cheese until sunset
401	Target must carry a small stone from this spot at all times
402	Target must carry a wooden staff taller than he is at all times
403	Target must carry at least 30 feet of rope at all times
404	Target must carry at least 4d6 gold coins at all times
405	Target must carry at least five pounds of wood at all times
406	Target must carry at least one pound of feathers at all times
407	Target must climb a tall tree during the next thunderstorm
408	Target must disrobe before entering any cave or mine
409	Target must douse himself with 2d6 gallons of water or combust
410	Target must draw his weapon every time he says his name
411	Target must drink 2d4 gallons of water before sunset
412	Target must eat 3d6 pounds of food before dawn tomorrow
413	Target must eat a pound of grass or leaves before dawn
414	Target must eat a pound of ice by sunset tonight
415	Target must give his name whenever he's asked for it
416	Target must lie whenever he's asked his name
417	Target must re-roll any attribute scores that are higher than 15
418	Target must re-roll any attribute scores that are lower than 12
419	Target must return to this location at least once each month
420	Target must Save at each sunset or forget what happened that day
421	Target must Save each morning or be ethereal until dusk
422	Target must Save each morning or shrink by 10%
423	Target must Save each morning, or he can't use his arms that day
424	Target must Save each morning, or his left leg bursts into flame
425	Target must Save each night or else sleep for 6d8+24 hours
426	Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones explode
427	Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones turn to glass
428	Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones turn to steel
429	Target must Save or be dragged to the bottom of the nearest lake
430	Target must Save or be struck dead by a meteor
431	Target must Save or each of his bones teleports 1d4 miles
432	Target must Save or forfeit ownership of all of his possessions
433	Target must Save or he beheads himself with his next attack
434	Target must Save or he will never have existed
435	Target must Save or his hands and weapons vanish until sunset
436	Target must Save or his temperature rises 1° per round
437	Target must Save or lose 1d4 from each attribute score
438	Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or shatter
439	Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or shriek in panic
440	Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or turn inside out
441	Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or turn to butter
442	Target must say his name every time he draws a weapon
443	Target must scale the tallest mountain within 100 miles
444	Target must take 1d10 steps backward each time he draws a weapon
445	Target now has 1d12 x 10% of his full hit points
446	Target now has an odd number of limbs
447	Target now has three legs spaced evenly around his pelvis
448	Target obsessively cleans and polishes any magical items he owns
449	Target obsessively pursues a man who turns into a green monster
450	Target obsessively pursues an immortal beast with glass eyes
451	Target obsessively pursues some crazy get-rich-quick scheme
452	Target obsessively pursues the one-armed man who killed his wife
453	Target offered his legs as collateral on a high-interest loan
454	Target only needs to blink once every 4d6 hours
455	Target only needs to eat one normal-sized meal per week
456	Target opens a chain of big-box retail stores
457	Target owes a big favor to a powerful and malevolent entity
458	Target owes a big favor to someone to whom he's morally opposed
459	Target perceives a vast army to be just beyond the nearest ridge
460	Target perceives aggressive creditors to be hunting him endlessly
461	Target perceives all foliage to be ablaze
462	Target perceives constant rainfall from now on
463	Target perceives everyone nearby to be sheathed in golden flame
464	Target perceives everyone nearby to be sprouting peacock feathers
465	Target perceives everyone nearby to look just like him
466	Target perceives everything except himself to be 50% larger
467	Target perceives everything nearby to be aligned against him
468	Target perceives everything nearby to made of gold
469	Target perceives everything to be blighted and drained of color
470	Target perceives himself to be bathed in silver light
471	Target perceives himself to be the wealthiest person in the world
472	Target perceives hints of prophecy in any music he hears
473	Target perceives menacing waterfowl all around him
474	Target perceives profound secrets in everyday conversation
475	Target perceives shocking insults in everyday conversation
476	Target perceives weather conditions to be six months out of sync
477	Target perceives worms to be wriggling from his every orifice
478	Target permanently abandons his principal weapon
479	Target permanently ages one year for each hit point he loses
480	Target permanently gains 1d4 hit points
481	Target permanently loses 1d10 toes
482	Target permanently loses 1d4 hit points
483	Target permanently loses half his current hit points
484	Target poses and spits water like a fountain for one turn
485	Target presents a long list of grievances to the caster
486	Target pretends that he has a personal relationship with his god
487	Target pretends that he's been Charmed by the caster
488	Target punches his jaw repeatedly until he knocks himself out
489	Target quickly regenerates any lost fingers or toes
490	Target races away in a random direction and can't stop until dawn
491	Target races headlong toward any magic user he encounters
492	Target races to the nearest cave and hides there
493	Target races to the nearest cave entrance
494	Target races to the nearest library and tries to burn it down
495	Target races to the nearest temple and messily desecrates it
496	Target races toward his home at top speed
497	Target races toward the caster and begs to be killed
498	Target races toward the caster, embraces him, & vanishes with him
499	Target races toward the nearest lake and jumps into it
500	Target races toward the nearest monarch and attacks him
501	Target races toward the nearest ocean and wades out 1d4 miles
502	Target races toward the nearest open fire and jumps into it
503	Target races toward the nearest open pit and jumps into it
504	Target rattles like a bucket of stones while moving with stealth
505	Target reacts violently to any representative of the king
506	Target reacts violently to anyone bearing a scar on his face
507	Target reacts violently to anyone bearing a tattoo
508	Target reacts violently to anyone displaying a holy symbol
509	Target reacts violently to anyone he sees who is now injured
510	Target reacts violently to anyone he thinks is able to kill him
511	Target reacts violently to anyone nearby when he awakens
512	Target reacts violently to anyone not of his race
513	Target reacts violently to anyone not wearing a hat
514	Target reacts violently to anyone refusing to address him as sire
515	Target reacts violently to anyone representing a deity
516	Target reacts violently to anyone taller than he is
517	Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a cloak
518	Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a gold ring
519	Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a hat or helmet
520	Target reacts violently to anyone wearing leather
521	Target reacts violently to anyone who addresses him by name
522	Target reacts violently to anyone who addresses the caster
523	Target reacts violently to anyone who asks his name
524	Target reacts violently to anyone who attacks the caster
525	Target reacts violently to anyone who carries an axe
526	Target reacts violently to anyone who displays fear or pity
527	Target reacts violently to anyone who displays the color red
528	Target reacts violently to anyone who doesn't offer him money
529	Target reacts violently to anyone who doesn't recognize him
530	Target reacts violently to anyone who draws a weapon near him
531	Target reacts violently to anyone who eats in front of him
532	Target reacts violently to anyone who eats meat in his presence
533	Target reacts violently to anyone who gives him an order
534	Target reacts violently to anyone who has a beard
535	Target reacts violently to anyone who has long hair
536	Target reacts violently to anyone who has no beard
537	Target reacts violently to anyone who lights a fire near him
538	Target reacts violently to anyone who mentions a deity by name
539	Target reacts violently to anyone who mentions his martial skill
540	Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him aid in battle
541	Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him food or water
542	Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him hospitality
543	Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him money
544	Target reacts violently to anyone who questions his bravery
545	Target reacts violently to anyone who receives magical healing
546	Target reacts violently to anyone who refuses to give him money
547	Target reacts violently to anyone who refuses to worship him
548	Target reacts violently to anyone who says a magic word near him
549	Target reacts violently to anyone who seems to have a magic item
550	Target reacts violently to anyone who sees him get injured
551	Target reacts violently to anyone who shows him common courtesy
552	Target reacts violently to anyone who speaks while on horseback
553	Target reacts violently to anyone who speaks with an accent
554	Target reacts violently to anyone who spends money on armor
555	Target reacts violently to anyone who suggests that he's mortal
556	Target reacts violently to anyone who touches him
557	Target reacts violently to anyone who uses magic
558	Target reacts violently to anyone who wears jewelry
559	Target reacts violently to anyone who wields a magical weapon
560	Target reacts violently to anyone whom he perceives to be ill
561	Target reacts violently to anyone wielding a bloodstained weapon
562	Target reacts violently to anyone wielding a wooden bludgeon
563	Target reacts violently to anyone with bloodstained clothes
564	Target reacts violently to Elves who learn his name
565	Target reacts violently to the next person to draw blood near him
566	Target realizes that has an extra eye in the back of his head
567	Target realizes that he murdered 1d10 people closest to him
568	Target realizes that he's a mechanical simulacrum
569	Target realizes that he's always been a ravenous cannibal
570	Target realizes that he's been chewing on gravel for several days
571	Target realizes that he's being controlled by invisible entities
572	Target realizes that he's had an arrow in his thigh for days
573	Target realizes that he's lost and doesn't know anyone nearby
574	Target realizes that the back of his head is removable
575	Target receives a massive shock the next time he touches metal
576	Target receives a sign that he should abandon all worldly goods
577	Target receives a sign that he should devote himself to magic
578	Target receives a sign that he should reject all magic
579	Target receives a sign that his murder is imminent
580	Target reeks of carrion when he's angry
581	Target reeks of cheap perfume between sunset and dawn
582	Target reeks of chlorine while he speaks
583	Target reeks of gasoline for the rest of his life
584	Target reeks of manure while in polite company
585	Target reflection appears in every mirror within 10 miles
586	Target refuses any offers of first aid or magical healing
587	Target refuses to believe that metal weapons can harm him
588	Target refuses to believe that poisons are poisonous
589	Target refuses to believe that the caster exists
590	Target refuses to eat any cooked meat
591	Target refuses to eat or sleep for 2d4-1 days
592	Target refuses to eat until his magical sword is returned
593	Target refuses to eat within 6d10 miles of this spot
594	Target refuses to give medical aid to his allies
595	Target refuses to share food or water with his allies
596	Target refuses to speak his native tongue while outdoors
597	Target refuses to speak to anyone at all for 1d8 days
598	Target refuses to speak to anyone not of his race
599	Target refuses to speak to anyone of his race
600	Target refuses to speak to anyone who addresses him by name
601	Target refuses to speak to anyone who is looking at him
602	Target refuses to speak to anyone who shares his native tongue
603	Target refuses to speak to anyone whom he knows to employ magic
604	Target regains his full hit points in each of the next 1d8 rounds
605	Target regenerates one hit point for each pint of blood he drinks
606	Target regresses to infancy but quickly grows to his correct age
607	Target re-rolls 1d4 of his attribute scores, using 2d10
608	Target re-rolls his hit points
609	Target retains a perfect memory of the next 4d12 hours
610	Target rightly believes that everyone is trying to kill him
611	Target roars like a lion whenever he sees food
612	Target runs 1d4 miles at top speed in a random direction
613	Target runs completely around the nearest lake
614	Target salivates heavily during battle
615	Target screams as though in agony for 1d4 hours
616	Target secretes 10 gallons of foul brine over the next 1d8 turns
617	Target secretes a sticky pus from his eyes, nose, and ears
618	Target sees anything more than 20 yards away as dull gray
619	Target sees spectacular lightning overhead, but no one else does
620	Target shakes violently when attempting to use magic items
621	Target shakes violently while touching magic items
622	Target shimmers like a desert mirage, making him -1 ToHit
623	Target shrinks by 25% during each of the next 1d10 days
624	Target shrinks by 8d10% when he next attacks the caster
625	Target single-mindedly attacks the tallest person he can see
626	Target single-mindedly tries to kill the caster until one is dead
627	Target sinks halfway to the center of the world
628	Target smells like 1,000 roses whenever he uses a magic item
629	Target smells like 10 corpses whenever he uses a magic item
630	Target smells like fungus for 1d4 hours after every battle
631	Target smells like roses for one hour after every battle
632	Target smells rotting flesh everywhere for 1d4 weeks
633	Target smells strongly of blood whenever he uses a magic item
634	Target smells strongly of cabbage until his next birthday
635	Target smells strongly of sauerkraut for the rest of his life
636	Target smells strongly of sour milk until next wounded in battle
637	Target smells strongly of vanilla for 2d4 days
638	Target sneezes and 10d10 angry wasps spew from his nose
639	Target sneezes and blows 1d4 pounds of iron filings from his nose
640	Target sneezes and blows all of his teeth from his mouth
641	Target snorts like a pig before and after he says his name
642	Target sounds as though he's shouting through a distant megaphone
643	Target speaks only in an archaic dialect of his native language
644	Target spends 1d4 rounds obsessing over the impact of his actions
645	Target spends 1d4 turns trying to fell a tree with his bare hands
646	Target spends 2d4 rounds trying to remove one of his vital organs
647	Target spends 2d8 rounds praising the caster for his magic skills
648	Target spends a few rounds trying to convince himself he's dead
649	Target spends a few rounds trying to unscrew his own head
650	Target spends all of his money to buy something totally worthless
651	Target spins a cocoon & emerges in 1d4 days with butterfly wings
652	Target spins like a top for 1d8 rounds
653	Target spits out small lumps of coal after any melee
654	Target sprays a gallon of milk from his nose
655	Target sprays a huge gout of jet-black ink from his nose
656	Target sprouts 1d10 additional noses all over his body
657	Target sprouts 1d10 fingers from his cheeks
658	Target sprouts 1d10 pairs of delicate antennae
659	Target sprouts 1d100 additional ears on his body
660	Target sprouts 1d6 additional noses somewhere on his body
661	Target sprouts 3d10 tufts of coarse, ugly hair on his body
662	Target sprouts a bunch of flexible metal tines on his face
663	Target sprouts a clumsy elephant's trunk at the back of his head
664	Target sprouts a collar of holly from the skin of his neck
665	Target sprouts a horse's tail from the center of his chest
666	Target sprouts a long, prehensile tail from his chest
667	Target sprouts a non-functional face between his shoulder blades
668	Target sprouts a non-functioning hand from the top of his head
669	Target sprouts a pair of compound eyes from his cheekbones
670	Target sprouts a pair of loathsome tentacles from his forehead
671	Target sprouts a pair of retractable fangs in each palm
672	Target sprouts a pig's tail from between his eyes
673	Target sprouts a small foot from the top of his head
674	Target sprouts a torch sconce between his shoulder blades
675	Target sprouts a vulture's wing between his shoulder blades
676	Target sprouts an additional foot from each knee
677	Target sprouts an additional foot from each shoulder
678	Target sprouts an additional forearm and hand from one elbow
679	Target sprouts an additional hand from each shoulder
680	Target sprouts an additional hand from one of his arms
681	Target sprouts an additional hand from the palm of one hand
682	Target sprouts an additional head beside the existing one
683	Target sprouts an additional limb
684	Target sprouts an additional mouth next to his original one
685	Target sprouts an additional pair of eyes on his forehead
686	Target sprouts an additional pair of nostrils on his forehead
687	Target sprouts an additional pair of thumbs on his forehead
688	Target sprouts an additional thumb from the back of each hand
689	Target sprouts an iguana's tail from his chin
690	Target sprouts an intelligent fungus atop his head
691	Target sprouts an ox horn from his chin
692	Target sprouts an ox horn from one side of his head
693	Target sprouts countless leaves, each bearing a mysterious rune
694	Target sprouts deer antlers from his shoulder blades
695	Target sprouts enormous fangs from his lower jaw
696	Target sprouts harmless but acrid blue mold all over his body
697	Target sprouts retractable iron claws from his fingers
698	Target sprouts small, flashing lights along his spine
699	Target sprouts wool like a sheep
700	Target stalks the caster, always at least one mile distant
701	Target steals credit for writing a list of 7,000 random effects
702	Target stretches into an upright "X" for 1d10 rounds
703	Target struggles with some trite philosophical conundrum
704	Target suddenly has 2d10 carpenter's nails in his mouth
705	Target suddenly has a horseshoe in his mouth
706	Target suddenly owns a book describing how to build a spacecraft
707	Target suddenly owns a large pouch made of his own leathered skin
708	Target suddenly owns an exact replica of his own skeleton
709	Target suddenly owns an exact replica of some person nearby
710	Target suddenly owns an exact replica of the caster's skeleton
711	Target suddenly realizes that fire can harm him
712	Target suddenly realizes that he doesn't know how to use weapons
713	Target suddenly realizes that he has a conjoined twin
714	Target suddenly realizes that he's terrified of spiders
715	Target suddenly realizes that he's undead
716	Target suddenly realizes that magic doesn't really exist
717	Target suddenly realizes that magical illusions can't hurt him
718	Target suddenly realizes that the caster is only an illusion
719	Target suddenly senses that his identity is a fictional construct
720	Target suffers a fit of crippling paranoia for 1d4 turns
721	Target suffers a seizure lasting 1d10 rounds
722	Target suffers burns if he touches water hotter than 80°
723	Target suffers double damage from injuries while he's wet
724	Target suffers extreme hypothermia
725	Target suffers from a disfiguring pox, but his teeth are radiant
726	Target suffers from hysterical pregnancy
727	Target suffers half damage from metal weapons while it's snowing
728	Target suffers immense pain while in close proximity to fire
729	Target suffers intense dread when he tries to use a magic item
730	Target suffers no damage from dragons' breath for 1d4 weeks
731	Target suffers no damage from falls of less than 1d100 feet
732	Target suffers no damage from magical blades for 2d4 days
733	Target suffers no damage from wounds inflicted by orcs
734	Target suffers only half damage from acid for 1d4 days
735	Target suffers only half damage from fire for 1d8 days
736	Target suffers only half damage from now until midnight
737	Target suffers only half damage from wounds received in daylight
738	Target suffers severe burns if cut by a magical blade
739	Target suffers severe burns the next time he removes his clothes
740	Target suffers severe convulsions in the presence of kobolds
741	Target suffers severe frostbite the next time he touches metal
742	Target suffers splitting headaches after using magic items
743	Target swallowed a tiny but powerful artifact yesterday
744	Target swaps places with himself from 1d10+10 rounds ago
745	Target swears undying loyalty to the next person to say his name
746	Target sweats viscous and fragrant oil
747	Target teleports 100 yards north in each of the next 1d10 rounds
748	Target teleports 6d6 miles & back in each of the next 2d6 rounds
749	Target teleports 8d10 miles when he next attacks the caster
750	Target teleports into the nearest convent
751	Target teleports into the nearest grain silo
752	Target teleports into the nearest leper colony
753	Target teleports into the nearest monastery
754	Target teleports into the nearest oubliette
755	Target teleports into the nearest unoccupied sarcophagus
756	Target teleports one mile upon his next successful attack
757	Target teleports to a barren, arctic wasteland for 1d4+1 hours
758	Target teleports to a point 1d100 feet above the nearest lake
759	Target teleports to a tiny and distant island for 1d4 days
760	Target teleports to an impenetrable forest for 4d6 hours
761	Target teleports to the base of the largest tree within 100 miles
762	Target teleports to the caster's location in exactly 24 hours
763	Target teleports to the centerpoint of the nearest lake's surface
764	Target teleports to the exact place where he awoke this morning
765	Target teleports to the exact place where he last ate a full meal
766	Target teleports to the exact place where he met the caster
767	Target teleports to the exact place where he was born
768	Target teleports to the exact place where he'll be in 24 hours
769	Target teleports to the exact place where the caster was born
770	Target teleports to the location of the nearest anvil
771	Target teleports to the place where he last paid for a meal
772	Target teleports to the place where his blood was last spilled
773	Target teleports to this spot at both dawn and sunset tomorrow
774	Target teleports to this spot on the first day of each month
775	Target teleports to this spot upon losing 50% of his hit points
776	Target teleports to this spot when his blood is next spilled
777	Target teleports well beyond the caster's line of sight
778	Target tells embarrassing lies about himself at every opportunity
779	Target thinks he'll die if he climbs a tree taller than he is
780	Target thinks he'll die if he sees a shooting star
781	Target thinks he'll die if he wields a magical weapon
782	Target thinks he'll die if struck again by the caster's magic
783	Target thinks he'll die unless the caster saves him
784	Target thinks he's an elephant until he's next injured
785	Target thinks that 1d100 years have passed
786	Target thinks that a mighty artifact is hidden in a nearby lake
787	Target thinks that he can control the caster for 1d6 rounds
788	Target thinks that he's thoroughly soaked with lamp oil
789	Target thinks that he's under the caster's control until sunset
790	Target thinks that his attacks heal rather than inflict damage
791	Target thinks that his clothing is on fire for 1d10 rounds
792	Target thinks that his enemies are only illusions
793	Target thinks that his left arm has turned to stone
794	Target thinks that his skin is trying to suffocate him
795	Target thinks that his sweat is flammable
796	Target thinks that his weapon is intelligent and powerful
797	Target thinks that his weapon will explode on contact with metal
798	Target thinks that non-magical fire is a manifestation of his god
799	Target thinks that non-magical fire is an offense against his god
800	Target thinks that one of his limbs is as fragile as glass
801	Target thinks that the nearest fire is an avatar of his god
802	Target thinks that the nearest statue is his close relative
803	Target thinks that the nearest statue was once his close friend
804	Target throws all of his belongings into the next fire he sees
805	Target throws his weapon into the next chasm he passes
806	Target tries to bite off 1d10 of his fingers, one try per finger
807	Target trips and falls over in each of the next 1d6 rounds
808	Target trips over what he realizes is his own grave marker
809	Target trumpets like an elephant when he draws a weapon
810	Target trusts everyone unquestioningly, no matter how unworthy
811	Target trusts no one who's visibly carrying a weapon
812	Target trusts the caster absolutely and unquestioningly
813	Target trusts the caster implicitly until the caster next speaks
814	Target turns in a circle every time he passes through a doorway
815	Target turns into a pumpkin at midnight tonight; reverts at dawn
816	Target turns into a tree at each sunset but reverts at dawn
817	Target understands 3d6 languages but can speak and write only one
818	Target vanishes for 1d4 days, then reappears unaware of the lapse
819	Target vanishes until 1d4 different people say his name
820	Target vanishes until the caster dies or gains a level
821	Target vanishes until two different people say his name
822	Target volunteers for any task, the more dangerous, the better
823	Target vows not to eat meat unless it comes from primates
824	Target vows to adopt a life of asceticism and poverty
825	Target vows to eat an entire person before the end of next month
826	Target vows to eat only raw meat starting tomorrow
827	Target vows to eat only rotting meat starting tomorrow
828	Target vows to forego all magical healing for one full year
829	Target vows to return to this exact spot once per week
830	Target vows to slay anyone who uses magic on him
831	Target vows to slay every necromancer he meets
832	Target vows to smite those who take his name in vain
833	Target vows to tithe 90% of his income
834	Target wails inconsolably for 1d10 rounds
835	Target wakes each day bald, but his hair regrows by noon
836	Target wakes each day certain that he's been buried for weeks
837	Target wakes each day certain that he's been tortured for weeks
838	Target wakes each day certain that he's gone blind
839	Target wakes each day certain that he's immortal
840	Target wakes each day certain that he's spent a month in the snow
841	Target wakes each day certain that he's still dreaming
842	Target wakes each day certain that he's the king
843	Target wakes each day certain that his heart has been removed
844	Target wakes each day covered in dirt as though recently buried
845	Target wakes each day covered in finely-powdered rust
846	Target wakes each day with his pockets full of twigs and gravel
847	Target wakes tomorrow certain that it's yesterday
848	Target wakes tomorrow floating in the middle of the nearest lake
849	Target wakes tomorrow within 1d10 yards of the caster
850	Target was assembled from portions of corpses
851	Target was just released after decades of solitary confinement
852	Target was the caster in a past life
853	Target was Wished into existence by a delusional necromancer
854	Target wastes many hours writing a list of 10,000 random effects
855	Target whistles like a teapot when struck by magic
856	Target will be devoured by a dragon within 24 hours
857	Target will befriend a dragon within 24 hours
858	Target will betray himself at the most inopportune time
859	Target will betray his closest ally in his time of greatest need
860	Target will combust in 1d10 rounds unless he eats 2d10 gold coins
861	Target will combust violently in 2d10 rounds
862	Target will die unless he spends 100 gold pieces each day
863	Target will either die or become a god at the next solstice
864	Target will gouge out his eyes unless he's retrained or attacked
865	Target will rescue his closest ally but it will cost his own life
866	Target will soon be arrested for bearing forged letters of marque
867	Target will soon be arrested for running an illegal orphanage
868	Target will soon be mistaken for a mighty figure out of legend
869	Target will spend any amount necessary to buy a handful of smoke
870	Target wobbles and clangs like a buoy while walking in fog
871	Target won't be able to sleep in the next 1d100 days
872	Target wrongly believes that everyone is trying to kill him
873	Target's AC is re-rolled on 1d10 in each of the next 2d10 rounds
874	Target's age doubles twice
875	Target's age fluctuates 5d10 years each round for 10 rounds
876	Target's age is now 3d20, with all related bonuses and penalties
877	Target's age is re-rolled on 10d10 each morning
878	Target's age varies by 1d10 years each time he's wounded
879	Target's allies all attack him for 1d4 rounds
880	Target's allies all sound just like him
881	Target's allies are all healed, but he's reduced to one hit point
882	Target's allies are all standing within arm's reach of him
883	Target's allies are condescending and patronizing to him
884	Target's allies are immune to the target's weapons for 1d12 hours
885	Target's allies are stricken blind until the target says his name
886	Target's allies are teleported at least 1d4 miles away from him
887	Target's allies arrange to sell him for a substantial profit
888	Target's allies assembled him from artificial parts
889	Target's allies attempt to steal and sell all of his belongings
890	Target's allies betrayed him terribly within the last 1d4 days
891	Target's allies can come within 10 yards of him during melee
892	Target's allies can't communicate with him until he spills blood
893	Target's allies can't defend him in a fight
894	Target's allies can't digest any food that he prepares
895	Target's allies can't distinguish the target from the caster
896	Target's allies can't draw weapons within 10 yards of him
897	Target's allies can't look directly at him for 1d4 days
898	Target's allies can't see him while he's at full hit point
899	Target's allies can't speak to him while he has a weapon drawn
900	Target's allies conspire to sell him into slavery
901	Target's allies conspire to sell his soul to a demon
902	Target's allies each carry a small vial filled with his blood
903	Target's allies each find 1d10 gold pieces
904	Target's allies each give him 1d100 gold pieces
905	Target's allies fear that he's about to go on a homicidal rampage
906	Target's allies go berserk if he is slain
907	Target's allies have never liked or respected him
908	Target's allies look just like him for 4d6 hours
909	Target's allies look just like him until sunset
910	Target's allies mock and ridicule him mercilessly until sunset
911	Target's allies speak no language he can understand for 2d8 days
912	Target's allies spread vicious and humiliating rumors about
913	Target's allies suspect that he belongs to a divine lineage
914	Target's allies suspect that he's a mechanical impostor
915	Target's allies suspect that he's hiding vast wealth from them
916	Target's allies suspect that he's joined a violent cult
917	Target's allies suspect that he's plotting to betray them
918	Target's allies suspect that he's really the caster
919	Target's allies swear a blood oath against whoever slays him
920	Target's allies think that he can resurrect the dead
921	Target's allies think that he fulfills an ancient prophecy
922	Target's allies think that he has some terribly virulent disease
923	Target's allies think that he plans to sacrifice them to his god
924	Target's allies think that he's ablaze
925	Target's allies think that he's at death's door
926	Target's allies think that he's being controlled by unseen forces
927	Target's allies think that he's damned beyond hope of redemption
928	Target's allies think that he's dead, and they try to bury him
929	Target's allies think that he's drowning
930	Target's allies think that he's far more powerful than he lets on
931	Target's allies think that he's guilty of many unspeakable crimes
932	Target's allies think that he's ingested a powerful toxin
933	Target's allies think that he's possessed by a powerful demon
934	Target's allies think that he's under the caster's control
935	Target's allies think that his name is "Fungus"
936	Target's allies think that his touch is poisonous to them
937	Target's allies trust him implicitly
938	Target's allies utterly terrify him for 1d8 hours
939	Target's allies worship him as a god for 1d8 days
940	Target's ankle is tightly chained to his neck
941	Target's ankles are bound by a large and heavy padlock
942	Target's apparent physical age fluctuates by 1d100 years daily
943	Target's arms appear to be stricken with advanced leprosy
944	Target's arms are as limp as rope for 4d6 rounds
945	Target's arms are encased in straight, tight-fitting steel tubes
946	Target's arms are henceforth as limber as snakes
947	Target's arms are replaced by inert duplicates of his head
948	Target's arms can't be bound by cloth, rope, or vines
949	Target's arms can't be broken by any natural means
950	Target's arms can't be harmed by claws or teeth
951	Target's arms can't be harmed by non-magical weapons
952	Target's arms flap like a hummingbird's wings for 3d6 rounds
953	Target's arms have been repeatedly severed and reattached
954	Target's arms reflect light like a mirror
955	Target's arms shrink to the size of an infant's arms
956	Target's arms spin like propellers until he's hit by magic
957	Target's arms vanish, but he sprouts a trunk like an elephant
958	Target's arms wheeze like hydraulics when he moves them
959	Target's arms wriggle like angry snakes
960	Target's attacks are 5% likely to inflict 5X normal damage
961	Target's attacks are 5% likely to inflict equal damage upon him
962	Target's attacks are 10% likely to inflict no damage at all
963	Target's attacks are 10% likely to inflict only illusory damage
964	Target's attacks are accompanied by eerie, disembodied chanting
965	Target's attacks are accompanied by mocking, disembodied laughter
966	Target's attacks are accompanied by the sound of breaking glass
967	Target's attacks cause maximum damage, but he takes equal damage
968	Target's attempts at tracking invariably lead to his own trail
969	Target's blood burn as bright as magnesium
970	Target's blood can eat through steel and iron like acid
971	Target's blood hold the secret to eternal life
972	Target's blood induces wild hallucinations in any who spill it
973	Target's blood is highly flammable for 2d10 rounds
974	Target's blood is invisible
975	Target's blood is widely believed to be a panacea
976	Target's blood smells powerfully of sulfur
977	Target's body appears to be full of holes like Swiss cheese
978	Target's body appears to be made entirely of cork
979	Target's body appears to be made of porous wax
980	Target's body can absorb twice its weight in water
981	Target's body climbs into a tree each night as he sleeps
982	Target's body inflates to twice its normal volume
983	Target's body is covered with sores and blisters
984	Target's body is infested with an enormous colony of termites
985	Target's body is scarred as if he'd been pushed through a screen
986	Target's body is scoured with steel wool
987	Target's body rings like an enormous church bell 1d12 times
988	Target's body slowly absorbs any clothing he wears
989	Target's body, clothing, and gear are uniformly bright orange
990	Target's bones are as brittle as chalk until sunset tomorrow
991	Target's bones are discovered to have been stolen
992	Target's bones are intensely magnetic
993	Target's bones are sought by poachers
994	Target's bones are visible through his skin while he sleeps
995	Target's bones are visible through his skin while he's wet
996	Target's bones are weightless
997	Target's bones can never be rendered invisible
998	Target's bones can't be broken by any natural physical force
999	Target's bones chime like bells when he's struck
1000	Target's bones clatter inside his body like a bare skeleton

7001-8000 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	Target's bones combust if exposed to direct sunlight
2	Target's bones fuse into a single, inflexible mass
3	Target's bones turn to ice
4	Target's bones turn to muscle
5	Target's boots are discovered to be living organisms
6	Target's boots can never sink underwater while he wears them
7	Target's boots fuse to the ground where he's now standing
8	Target's boots turn to glass
9	Target's Charisma is raised to 25 for 1d6 rounds
10	Target's closest ally attacks him for 1d10 rounds
11	Target's closest ally is permanently invisible to him
12	Target's closest ally turns out to be his clone
13	Target's closest ally will betray him in his hour of need
14	Target's clothes always appear to be filthy
15	Target's clothes always resemble the clothes he's now wearing
16	Target's clothes and gear are affected by Reverse Gravity
17	Target's clothes and gear are highly flammable
18	Target's clothes and gear are insulated against electricity
19	Target's clothes appear 10d10 centuries out of date
20	Target's clothes appear to be made of ice
21	Target's clothes are 90% transparent while in mixed company
22	Target's clothes are as delicate as cobweb
23	Target's clothes are as rigid as boiled leather
24	Target's clothes are as susceptible to rust as iron
25	Target's clothes are chilled nearly to absolute zero
26	Target's clothes are consumed by fire, but he is unharmed
27	Target's clothes are devoured by vermin over the next 4d6 rounds
28	Target's clothes are extraordinarily elastic
29	Target's clothes are seized by the local authorities
30	Target's clothes are soaked with a fetid and viscous slime
31	Target's clothes are soaked with a powerful acid
32	Target's clothes are soaked with beer
33	Target's clothes are soaked with butterscotch pudding
34	Target's clothes are soaked with deer musk
35	Target's clothes are soaked with icy water once every 1d12 hours
36	Target's clothes are soaked with strong perfume
37	Target's clothes are stuffed full of snow
38	Target's clothes attract wasps, hornets, and bees
39	Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he uses a magic item
40	Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he wields a weapon
41	Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he's underground
42	Target's clothes billow with scalding steam
43	Target's clothes can't be moved more than 10 yards from this spot
44	Target's clothes can't be pierced by wooden weapons
45	Target's clothes clatter like a suit of armor while he walks
46	Target's clothes combust if worn while crossing moving water
47	Target's clothes defy community standards of decency
48	Target's clothes double in size in each of the next 1d8 rounds
49	Target's clothes double in weight in each of the next 1d8 rounds
50	Target's clothes exactly match the caster's clothes
51	Target's clothes exude fragrant smoke for 1d4 weeks
52	Target's clothes glow in the dark
53	Target's clothes have been buried for weeks in a midden
54	Target's clothes heat to 500°
55	Target's clothes ignite each time he uses a magic item
56	Target's clothes inflate to the size of a house
57	Target's clothes make him appear to suffer from leprosy
58	Target's clothes mock him with whispers that only he can hear
59	Target's clothes protect him against extremes of natural weather
60	Target's clothes shrink by one percent per round
61	Target's clothes smolder from now until dawn, but he is unharmed
62	Target's clothes teleport 1d10 yards
63	Target's clothes totally unravel over the next 3d10 rounds
64	Target's clothes turn invisible each time he uses a magic item
65	Target's clothes writhe like a living creature for 24 hours
66	Target's corpse will never decay by natural processes
67	Target's current hit point total is his maximum hit point total
68	Target's deadliest foe appears in the area, armed to the teeth
69	Target's deadliest foe will rescue him in his hour of need
70	Target's death is expected to yield vast riches for his slayer
71	Target's death is one of the final precursors to the apocalypse
72	Target's death will awaken a nightmarish, slumbering deity
73	Target's death will be horrible enough to inspire legends
74	Target's death will bring swift retaliation from the authorities
75	Target's death will herald the coming of an age of horrors
76	Target's death will inflict a plague upon the surrounding area
77	Target's death will lead to mass rioting
78	Target's death will reveal him to be a horrific, demonic entity
79	Target's ears are indestructible
80	Target's ears are prehensile
81	Target's ears are the size of dinner plates
82	Target's ears explode if removed
83	Target's ears melt like wax
84	Target's ears migrate about his head as the days wear on
85	Target's ears migrate to his shoulders
86	Target's ears shrivel and fall off over the next 1d8 days
87	Target's ears turn slowly counter-clockwise
88	Target's ears, nose, and lips are invisible for 1d4 days
89	Target's ears, nose, and lips double in size
90	Target's ears, nose, and lips fall off
91	Target's ears, nose, and lips turn bright blue
92	Target's entire family is arrested by royal decree
93	Target's explodes if any attempt is made at resurrection
94	Target's expression is permanently locked into a manic smile
95	Target's eyes appear to be bundles of writhing worms
96	Target's eyes appear to be tiny fireballs
97	Target's eyes automatically filter out harmfully bright light
98	Target's eyes bulge from the top of his head like a frog's eyes
99	Target's eyes bulge to the size of hen's eggs
100	Target's eyes burst, blinding him, but they grow back in 1d4 days
101	Target's eyes can move independently, like a chameleon's
102	Target's eyes each have 1d4 irises and pupils
103	Target's eyes glow with malevolent fire when he faces true north
104	Target's eyes merge into a single eye somewhere on his face
105	Target's eyes migrate to just above his ears
106	Target's eyes see normally but appear lifeless like a doll's eyes
107	Target's eyes steam and hiss like quenching metal
108	Target's face appears to have been roughly chiseled out of coal
109	Target's face appears to have been welded to his skull
110	Target's face begins to look more and more bat-like
111	Target's face can't be harmed by acid
112	Target's face glows pale green when he tells a lie
113	Target's face is badly sunburned in a checkerboard pattern
114	Target's face is flattened to his skull
115	Target's face is scarred as by acid or flame
116	Target's face is scarred as though horribly slashed years ago
117	Target's face is tattooed with cryptic runes and sigils
118	Target's face looks as though he's been pounded with hammers
119	Target's face looks as though something exploded in his nose
120	Target's face looks like badly melted wax
121	Target's face migrates to the top of his head
122	Target's family disowns him and places a bounty on his head
123	Target's family includes at least one demonic abomination
124	Target's family relocates to a distant land without telling him
125	Target's feet appear to be made of clay
126	Target's feet are fused to the ground beneath him
127	Target's feet are henceforth clear like glass
128	Target's feet are now prehensile, but his hands are not
129	Target's feet can rotate 360° at the ankle without harming him
130	Target's feet can't come within one yard of each other
131	Target's feet explode if he ventures more than one mile from here
132	Target's feet shriek incessantly while he wears shoes or boots
133	Target's fingernails are hard as steel and susceptible to rust
134	Target's fingernails begin to grow 1d4 inches per round
135	Target's fingernails glow like burning coals
136	Target's fingernails pulse with an unholy glow under moonlight
137	Target's fingernails react to water like pure sodium
138	Target's fingers and thumbs are intertwined like tangled rope
139	Target's fingers and thumbs connect directly to his wrists
140	Target's fingers and thumbs shuffle positions
141	Target's fingers merge into a single digit like a mitten
142	Target's fists are attracted to each other like strong magnets
143	Target's fists are each as large as his head
144	Target's fists can't come within five feet of the ground
145	Target's fists retract into his forearms when not in use
146	Target's flesh is utterly transparent to artificial light
147	Target's footfalls strike sparks on the ground
148	Target's footprints are perfectly rectangular
149	Target's footprints completely vanish after 1d10 rounds
150	Target's footprints look like arrows pointing which way he went
151	Target's footprints look like he's executing complex dance steps
152	Target's forearms are invisible
153	Target's hair can't be cut by non-magical metal
154	Target's hair falls out and is replaced by lush feathers
155	Target's hair falls out and is replaced by thick grass
156	Target's hair falls out and tiny spikes sprout all over his head
157	Target's hair floats as though underwater
158	Target's hair grows 1d12 inches each time he's struck by magic
159	Target's hair is severely tangled in the nearest tree or bush
160	Target's hair is styled into a tall bouffant
161	Target's hair moves from his head to somewhere else on his body
162	Target's hair noticeably changes color every six hours
163	Target's hands and feet are abnormally spongy
164	Target's hands and feet are scarred with arcane symbols
165	Target's hands and feet are tightly wrapped in adhesive cloth
166	Target's hands and feet can never be rendered magically invisible
167	Target's hands and feet give off unsettling vapors
168	Target's hands and feet reform into perfect cubes
169	Target's hands and feet shuffle their locations
170	Target's hands and feet turn to pig's hooves for 1d4 days
171	Target's hands applaud despite his wishes for 3d10 rounds
172	Target's hands are bound in adamantite shackles
173	Target's hands are encased in thick blobs of candle wax
174	Target's hands are invisible while he wields a weapon
175	Target's hands are magically slicked with butter for 1d4 hours
176	Target's hands are nailed to the nearest tree
177	Target's hands are shaped like those of a bat, minus the wings
178	Target's hands are utterly paralyzed until he's struck by magic
179	Target's hands attempt to strangle him for 3d10 rounds
180	Target's hands become ethereal while he wields a weapon
181	Target's hands can never be severed from his arms
182	Target's hands can't be burned by acid, fire, or electricity
183	Target's hands can't be burned by magical fire
184	Target's hands can't be cut by any blade forged by a mortal
185	Target's hands can't be cut by non-magical blades
186	Target's hands can't come within 18 inches of his mouth
187	Target's hands change color each hour
188	Target's hands combust if he tries to wear gloves
189	Target's hands combust if they come into contact with each other
190	Target's hands flap like birds' wings for 1d10 rounds
191	Target's hands freeze to the next wooden object he touches
192	Target's hands fuse to the next metal object he handles
193	Target's hands fuse together behind his back
194	Target's hands itch slightly when he touches a magic item
195	Target's hands look black and necrotic after handling magic items
196	Target's hands melt like wax if exposed to magical fire
197	Target's hands rotate 180° at the wrists
198	Target's hands shrink by 50%
199	Target's hands steam vigorously when he's struck by magic
200	Target's hands try to grab his ankles while he's walking
201	Target's hands turn to metal but otherwise function normally
202	Target's hands vanish while he sleeps but return before he wakes
203	Target's hat animates and attempts to eat his head
204	Target's hat bleeds profusely until sunset tomorrow
205	Target's hat is replaced by a spittoon or chamber pot
206	Target's hat is replaced by half of a hollowed-out coconut
207	Target's head always appear to face true north
208	Target's head appears as a photo-negative
209	Target's head appears to age at a rate of one year per day
210	Target's head appears to be a naked brain
211	Target's head appears to be made of delicate porcelain
212	Target's head appears to be made of fire
213	Target's head appears to be made of ice
214	Target's head appears to be made of pure gold
215	Target's head appears to be made of sand
216	Target's head appears to be made of the finest crystal
217	Target's head appears to be made of wood
218	Target's head appears to be severely cracked like an egg
219	Target's head blazes with illusory fire for 1d4 months
220	Target's head can survive away from his body for 3d8 hours
221	Target's head can't be harmed by magical electricity
222	Target's head considers itself separate from his body
223	Target's head deflates like a balloon while he sleeps
224	Target's head explodes but regrows over the next 1d10 rounds
225	Target's head explodes if he's decapitated
226	Target's head glows like a jack-o-lantern
227	Target's head goes on a murderous rampage if he's decapitated
228	Target's head has a chunk missing as though hacked by an axe
229	Target's head has a large hole through it like a doughnut
230	Target's head has an arrow running harmlessly through it
231	Target's head increases in size by a factor of 1d4+1
232	Target's head is artificial
233	Target's head is claimed as a sacred relic by orcs or goblins
234	Target's head is clear like glass for 1d4 weeks
235	Target's head is covered in coarse and ugly scales
236	Target's head is covered with numerous disc-shaped scars
237	Target's head is encased in a durable, transparent globe
238	Target's head is enclosed in an indestructible helmet
239	Target's head is enwrapped in delicate gold filigree
240	Target's head is flattened on top like a pounded wooden stake
241	Target's head is immune to extremes of pressure
242	Target's head is impervious to magical fire
243	Target's head is impervious to missile weapons
244	Target's head is impervious to non-magical bludgeons
245	Target's head is impervious to polymorph magic
246	Target's head is invisible from the chin to the ears
247	Target's head is of no particular physiological importance
248	Target's head is prehensile
249	Target's head is protected as though he's wearing a steel helmet
250	Target's head is scarred as though split down the middle
251	Target's head is shaped like a light bulb
252	Target's head is Slowed for 1d4 hours
253	Target's head is stuck in a huge conch shell
254	Target's head is vestigial
255	Target's head no longer ages
256	Target's head seems on the verge of bursting
257	Target's head shrinks to the size of his closed fist
258	Target's head spins rapidly at the neck for 2d10 rounds
259	Target's head splits in half, revealing his real head inside
260	Target's head strongly resembles a foot
261	Target's head throbs visibly when he's angry
262	Target's head vanishes and his face appears on his chest
263	Target's head was stolen from a necromancer's workshop
264	Target's head will be claimed by warring factions after he dies
265	Target's heart is safe in a silver urn buried in the forest
266	Target's heart turns to solid gold, potentially killing him
267	Target's highest attribute score drops to 3 for 2d12 hours
268	Target's highest attribute score is halved for 1d4 days
269	Target's highest attribute score is re-rolled daily
270	Target's hindquarters resemble those of a donkey
271	Target's hit points are doubled for the next 24 hours
272	Target's huge likeness appears on the side of a nearby mountain
273	Target's image appears on every flag and banner within 10 miles
274	Target's internal organs have been culled from various animals
275	Target's internal organs murmur and chant inside him
276	Target's internal organs shuffle positions
277	Target's internal organs turn into infernal oranges
278	Target's intestines are more intelligent than he is
279	Target's intestines are replaced by a length of noisy chain
280	Target's jawbone becomes that of an ass
281	Target's knees and elbows become ball-joints like his shoulders
282	Target's knees and elbows can't straighten to more than 120°
283	Target's knees and elbows creak like rusty metal
284	Target's knees and elbows vanish
285	Target's large intestine explodes
286	Target's left arm has Strength 18/00
287	Target's left arm is fused into a nearby boulder
288	Target's left arm is permanently invisible
289	Target's left arm moves to his right shoulder
290	Target's left foot appears to be that of a large duck
291	Target's left foot can never again tolerate a shoe or boot
292	Target's left foot henceforth appears to be badly mangled
293	Target's left foot is wholly invulnerable to all harm
294	Target's left foot sinks six inches into the ground at each step
295	Target's left foot sprouts a pair of thumbs
296	Target's left foot takes root
297	Target's legs are covered in bark
298	Target's legs are fireproof
299	Target's legs are invisible in direct sunlight
300	Target's legs are shaped like springs and twang when he walks
301	Target's legs can't be cut by non-magical weapons
302	Target's legs exactly resemble his arms
303	Target's legs exchange positions
304	Target's legs fuse together, and his arms fuse to his sides
305	Target's legs shrink by 1d10 x 10% for 1d12 hours
306	Target's level is halved
307	Target's limbs change proportion to match those of an infant
308	Target's limbs shrink to the size of an infant's limbs
309	Target's lips are sewn shut with fine gold wire
310	Target's lips move constantly as though he's singing to himself
311	Target's lips vanish
312	Target's loses 1d10 levels but regains one per day
313	Target's maximum natural lifespan doubles
314	Target's maximum natural lifespan increases by 1d100 years
315	Target's maximum natural lifespan is 1d10 years more than his age
316	Target's maximum natural lifespan is reduced by 50%
317	Target's memories of the last 1d12 hours are full of butterflies
318	Target's memories of the last 1d12 hours are vivid but incorrect
319	Target's most valuable possession animates and attacks him
320	Target's most valuable possession becomes brittle as glass
321	Target's most valuable possession bursts into flame
322	Target's most valuable possession can't be affected by magic
323	Target's most valuable possession doubles in size
324	Target's most valuable possession flies toward him at great speed
325	Target's most valuable possession is affected by reverse gravity
326	Target's most valuable possession is an illusion
327	Target's most valuable possession is coveted by all who see it
328	Target's most valuable possession is encased in glass
329	Target's most valuable possession is indestructible
330	Target's most valuable possession is sold for 1d100 gold pieces
331	Target's most valuable possession is stolen by the king
332	Target's most valuable possession now belongs to someone else
333	Target's most valuable possession turns permanently invisible
334	Target's most valuable possession turns to lead
335	Target's mouth and each nostril is plugged by a cork
336	Target's mouth and one of his eyes exchange places
337	Target's mouth appears to be full of angry hornets
338	Target's mouth can speak with a mind of its own
339	Target's mouth can't be opened while he's wearing a hat
340	Target's mouth glows as though he's eating fireflies
341	Target's mouth glows like a forge
342	Target's mouth is full of moths
343	Target's mouth is now located on the back of his head
344	Target's mouth is packed completely full of leaves
345	Target's mouth is replaced by a duck's bill
346	Target's mouth is replaced by a hideous scolex
347	Target's mouth is replaced by a toucan's beak
348	Target's mouth opens to a span of 4d4 inches
349	Target's mouth vanishes for 1d6 hours
350	Target's neck and head shift 1d4+4 inches to the left
351	Target's neck attempts to devour his head
352	Target's neck can extend an additional 1d4 feet at will
353	Target's neck can retract into his torso like a turtle's
354	Target's neck can't be broken
355	Target's neck doubles in length
356	Target's neck flares like a lizard's frill when he's angry
357	Target's neck has a frill like a triceratops
358	Target's neck is as thin as a spear-shaft
359	Target's neck is encircled by a tight steel collar
360	Target's neck is impervious to blades
361	Target's neck is scarred and twisted as if he survived a hanging
362	Target's next 1d10 attacks affect him as well
363	Target's next 1d10 attacks don't take effect for 1d10 rounds
364	Target's next 1d10 attacks have a damage bonus of 1d6 hit points
365	Target's next 1d10 attacks inflict only illusionary damage
366	Target's next attack inflicts damage that only a Wish can heal
367	Target's next missile attack automatically strikes him instead
368	Target's next missile attack causes whoever is hit to combust
369	Target's next missile attack equally injures an extra 1d6 people
370	Target's next missile attack Heals its victim to full hit points
371	Target's next missile attack inflicts 1d10 times normal damage
372	Target's next missile attack strikes a nearby tree and ignites it
373	Target's next missile attack teleports whoever it hits 1d4 miles
374	Target's next missile attack turns its victim invisible
375	Target's nose looks like a small, clenched fist
376	Target's nose turns into a wolf's snout under the full moon
377	Target's nose turns to flint
378	Target's nostrils are each as large as his mouth
379	Target's nostrils glow with an unholy radiance
380	Target's nostrils migrate to the top of his head
381	Target's own corpse appears from the future as a powerful undead
382	Target's physical age is now 1d100
383	Target's pockets and mouth are full of sand
384	Target's possessions are hidden beneath a nearby boulder
385	Target's possessions are possessed by a powerful demon
386	Target's possessions turn to solid aluminum
387	Target's possessions, if enchanted, acquire hostile intelligence
388	Target's possessions, if enchanted, swap their enchantments
389	Target's presence causes birds to fall silent
390	Target's presence causes birds to sing ominous songs
391	Target's presence causes insects to exhibit strange behaviors
392	Target's presence causes magical metal to appear badly tarnished
393	Target's presence causes metal to yield disturbing reflections
394	Target's presence causes priests and clerics to blaspheme openly
395	Target's presence causes Summoned creatures to be Slowed
396	Target's presence causes undead to appear to smolder gently
397	Target's presence is 20% likely to make Summoned creatures vanish
398	Target's presence makes cooked meat taste blood-raw
399	Target's presence makes fires burn in a festive blue-green hue
400	Target's presence makes foliage appear sickly and blighted
401	Target's presence makes hoofed animals nervous
402	Target's presence makes impassable trails seem passable
403	Target's presence makes merchants hostile to bargaining
404	Target's presence makes mind-reading impossible
405	Target's presence makes missile weapons leave rainbow trails
406	Target's presence makes secret doors twice as easy to find
407	Target's presence makes secret doors twice as hard to find
408	Target's presence makes smoke assume disturbing, ghostly shapes
409	Target's presence renders clockwork devices temporarily inert
410	Target's presence renders magical weapons temporarily invisible
411	Target's presence renders maps temporarily illegible
412	Target's principal weapon sprouts 10d10 roses
413	Target's scent causes hallucinations in animals used to track him
414	Target's shadow appears to flicker like a shadowy flame
415	Target's shadow can travel up to 1d4 miles away from him
416	Target's shadow races around him in a tight circle
417	Target's shadow rises up and tries to strangle him
418	Target's skin acquires 1d100 blasphemous tattoos
419	Target's skin ages 10X as fast as the rest of his body
420	Target's skin appears permanently stained with blood
421	Target's skin appears slightly inflated after each battle
422	Target's skin appears to be the texture of pumice
423	Target's skin appears to be the texture of sandstone
424	Target's skin appears to have been gnawed by countless rodents
425	Target's skin appears to have been roughly stitched together
426	Target's skin appears to have been torn off and reattached
427	Target's skin appears to have been turned inside-out
428	Target's skin appears uniformly smooth and waxy
429	Target's skin appears weathered like an ancient statue
430	Target's skin attracts scavengers as if it were carrion
431	Target's skin can't be burned, but fire still causes him pain
432	Target's skin can't be cut
433	Target's skin can't be cut by magical weapons under moonlight
434	Target's skin can't be cut, and his mouth and nose seal shut
435	Target's skin can't be pierced by carved wood
436	Target's skin can't be pierced by stone weapons
437	Target's skin can't be pierced by teeth or claws
438	Target's skin cracks painfully like a dried-up riverbed
439	Target's skin develops an intricate patchwork of scars
440	Target's skin displays a series of concentric rings like a target
441	Target's skin displays cryptic and constantly-changing runes
442	Target's skin doubles in size
443	Target's skin erupts into countless weeping boils
444	Target's skin erupts with 3d10 acrid fungal outgrowths
445	Target's skin freezes to his weapon each time he wields it
446	Target's skin gives him a natural AC of 3, but only while naked
447	Target's skin glistens as though soaked with lamp oil
448	Target's skin glows cherry red during melee
449	Target's skin glows pale green in moonlight
450	Target's skin has the texture of rough bark
451	Target's skin is 10% likely to be fireproof during any given day
452	Target's skin is a widely coveted delicacy
453	Target's skin is actually an intricate pattern of tiny tiles
454	Target's skin is as combustible as paper
455	Target's skin is as hard as bronze
456	Target's skin is as white as snow until the next vernal equinox
457	Target's skin is charred and blackened, but he is unharmed
458	Target's skin is covered in scales like a fish
459	Target's skin is flayed from his limbs, but it regrows by dawn
460	Target's skin is forever the color of the next stone he touches
461	Target's skin is invisible by firelight
462	Target's skin is invisible in the presence of undead
463	Target's skin is invisible while he's standing in water
464	Target's skin is magically delicious
465	Target's skin is mildly magnetic while wet
466	Target's skin is patterned like a checkerboard
467	Target's skin is patterned like a Holstein
468	Target's skin is patterned like modern camouflage gear
469	Target's skin is permanently and disturbingly moist
470	Target's skin is permanently crisscrossed with fine lines
471	Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with caster's name
472	Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with his own name
473	Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with slurs against the king
474	Target's skin is rumored to produce the world's finest leather
475	Target's skin reeks of mold and mildew
476	Target's skin reflects torchlight perfectly, but not sunlight
477	Target's skin ripples in the wind like a cloth sheet
478	Target's skin rotates 180°
479	Target's skin shimmers like mother-of-pearl from now on
480	Target's skin sizzles harmlessly on contact with water
481	Target's skin smolders during combat
482	Target's skin turns as black as pitch while in sunlight
483	Target's skin will melt if he gets too close to a campfire
484	Target's skin writhes and pulses while he's eating
485	Target's skull is inscribed with a mysterious rune of power
486	Target's skull sprouts numerous knobby projections
487	Target's speech is intelligible to anyone, regardless of language
488	Target's speech is reversed while his weapon is drawn
489	Target's speech seems unaccountably rude and aggressive
490	Target's speech sounds like the buzzing of innumerable bees
491	Target's spine bends 90° halfway along its length
492	Target's spine can twist 360° without harming him
493	Target's spine doubles in length
494	Target's spine is fused into a single bone for 1d8 hours
495	Target's spine is indestructible
496	Target's spine is reconfigured like a quadruped's
497	Target's spine juts from his flesh along his entire back
498	Target's spine sprouts needle-sharp projections
499	Target's spine twists like a corkscrew
500	Target's sternum sprouts 2d4 inch-long spikes
501	Target's sternum turns to glass
502	Target's sternum turns to steel
503	Target's sternum vanishes
504	Target's sweat is brightly phosphorescent by firelight
505	Target's teeth and tongue fall out when he next opens his mouth
506	Target's teeth and tongue turn invisible
507	Target's teeth are etched with cryptic runes
508	Target's teeth are perfectly reflective of natural light
509	Target's teeth are so beautiful that they're painful to look at
510	Target's teeth can never be rendered invisible
511	Target's teeth glow brightly while his mouth is open
512	Target's teeth glow like coals in a forge
513	Target's teeth glow like torches when he's struck by magic
514	Target's teeth resonate in his jaw when he uses a magic item
515	Target's teeth shoot from his mouth like bullets
516	Target's teeth teleport into the mouth of someone nearby
517	Target's teeth turn as black as coal
518	Target's teeth turn to diamonds 1d4 hours after being extracted
519	Target's teeth turn to soap
520	Target's teeth turn to steel
521	Target's teeth were cut from diamonds by a Gnome master lapidary
522	Target's toes are each as large as his big toe
523	Target's toes become gangrenous
524	Target's toes constantly exude a fragrant steam
525	Target's toes each grow 1d12 inches, rolling for each separately
526	Target's torso and arms are encased in tight-fitting steel plate
527	Target's torso and arms are invisible for 1d4 months
528	Target's torso does not age and will not decay upon death
529	Target's torso inspires fear and dread in all who touch it
530	Target's torso is artificial
531	Target's torso is hollow and can store up to 2d4 cubic feet
532	Target's torso is pierced by 4d10 long needles
533	Target's torso is reproduced as a marble sculpture nearby
534	Target's torso is sought by wizards for its alchemical properties
535	Target's torso regenerates his limbs and head as needed
536	Target's torso shines like a beacon for 1d4 days
537	Target's torso shines like a beacon when he uses a magic item
538	Target's torso shrinks by 50%
539	Target's torso sprouts a face with malign intelligence and power
540	Target's torso teleports 1d4 feet to the left
541	Target's torso unzips and dumps out all of his organs
542	Target's vertebrae are replaced by titanium replicas
543	Target's vision is unimpaired by non-magical rain
544	Target's voice causes metal to resonate lightly
545	Target's voice crackles with static until sunrise tomorrow
546	Target's voice induces fear in herbivores
547	Target's voice inspires confidence in others of his species
548	Target's voice inspires dread in anyone of the opposite sex
549	Target's voice is inaudible to others of his species
550	Target's voice is nearly unintelligible when he wields his weapon
551	Target's voice issues from his navel
552	Target's voice issues from his weapon for the next few weeks
553	Target's voice issues from the nearest wooden object
554	Target's voice issues from this spot for 2d10 days
555	Target's voice seems to issue from whomever he's addressing
556	Target's voice sounds as though he's shouting from a distance
557	Target's voice sounds like a muted trumpet
558	Target's voice sounds like someone of the opposite sex
559	Target's voice sounds like the barking of feral dogs
560	Target's voice sounds like the braying of donkeys
561	Target's voice sounds like the chirping of crickets for 3d8 hours
562	Target's voice sounds like the honking of geese
563	Target's voice sounds oddly artificial and disturbing
564	Target's waterskin is filled with his own blood
565	Target's waterskin is filled with hot pepper sauce
566	Target's waterskin is filled with liquid soap
567	Target's waterskin is filled with mercury
568	Target's waterskin is filled with molten gold
569	Target's waterskin is filled with water from the River Styx
570	Target's weapon adheres to the next creature whose blood it draws
571	Target's weapon adheres to the next person to touch it
572	Target's weapon appears to be an umbrella while not in use
573	Target's weapon appears to be made of cheese for 1d6 days
574	Target's weapon appears to be made of diamond
575	Target's weapon appears to be made of ice
576	Target's weapon appears to be made of solid water
577	Target's weapon appears to be of much higher quality than it is
578	Target's weapon appears to be very hot to anyone else wielding it
579	Target's weapon appears to be worth 50X its real value
580	Target's weapon attacks him the next time he's wounded in battle
581	Target's weapon attracts the attention of the authorities
582	Target's weapon attracts undead while it's drawn
583	Target's weapon blazes with illusionary flame while it's drawn
584	Target's weapon burns anyone who wields it, other than the target
585	Target's weapon burns like an oil-soaked wick but isn't consumed
586	Target's weapon burns target's hand the next time he wields it
587	Target's weapon can be disassembled into 1d20 tiny pieces
588	Target's weapon can freeze 10 cubic feet of water, once per week
589	Target's weapon can hurl 2d6 magic missiles, then it disappears
590	Target's weapon can inflict no damage for 1d10 rounds
591	Target's weapon can injure anyone now within 1d10 feet of it
592	Target's weapon can injure but not kill anyone
593	Target's weapon can return polymorphed beings to their true forms
594	Target's weapon can spray enough octopus ink to blind one foe
595	Target's weapon can't be altered by any non-magical means
596	Target's weapon can't be harmed by magical fire
597	Target's weapon can't be teleported
598	Target's weapon can't be wielded unless the wielder is naked
599	Target's weapon can't cut flesh for 1d12 hours
600	Target's weapon can't harm non-humanoid mammals
601	Target's weapon can't harm undead
602	Target's weapon can't injure anyone of his sex
603	Target's weapon can't injure anyone of the opposite sex
604	Target's weapon can't pass through doorways
605	Target's weapon causes fire to be invisible while it's drawn
606	Target's weapon causes him to issue ridiculous threats
607	Target's weapon causes its wielder to be Slowed during melee
608	Target's weapon clangs like a bell when used in melee
609	Target's weapon coils about his arm for 1d4 rounds
610	Target's weapon delivers an electrical shock with every strike
611	Target's weapon develops an intense and obvious dislike of him
612	Target's weapon dims light in a 10-yard radius while it's drawn
613	Target's weapon disintegrates if ever it wounds him
614	Target's weapon disintegrates if it's hit by magic
615	Target's weapon disrupts infravision within a 100 yard radius
616	Target's weapon dissolves its wielder's clothes during battle
617	Target's weapon doubles in weight after each failed strike
618	Target's weapon doubles in weight each time it draws blood
619	Target's weapon draws lightning bolts down from the sky
620	Target's weapon drips with blood until it next draws blood
621	Target's weapon drips with molasses during battle
622	Target's weapon enables him to breathe underwater for 3d8 rounds
623	Target's weapon explodes if ever it inflicts maximum damage
624	Target's weapon floats on water as readily as wood
625	Target's weapon giggles menacingly upon contact with blood
626	Target's weapon glows as bright as the sun, but only to him
627	Target's weapon glows blue except in the presence of orcs
628	Target's weapon glows blue in his presence
629	Target's weapon glows blue in the presence of orcs or birds
630	Target's weapon glows blue in the presence of swords
631	Target's weapon glows blue whenever he tries to remain hidden
632	Target's weapon glows brightly when his blood has been spilled
633	Target's weapon glows like a firefly when wielded underground
634	Target's weapon glows red hot during battle but doesn't harm him
635	Target's weapon grows to 10x its normal size
636	Target's weapon has a +10 ToHit and Damage bonus for 1d4 rounds
637	Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against him
638	Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against his allies
639	Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against the caster
640	Target's weapon has a +4 bonus while he's standing in water
641	Target's weapon has a -4 ToHit penalty while in direct sunlight
642	Target's weapon has a constant sheath of frost
643	Target's weapon has been broken and reforged many times
644	Target's weapon has been prophesied to kill the king
645	Target's weapon has never been tempered or hardened
646	Target's weapon heats to 1,000° the next time it draws blood
647	Target's weapon hisses during battle like quenched steel
648	Target's weapon hums audibly during battle
649	Target's weapon induces a fear of magic in anyone wounded by it
650	Target's weapon induces pessimism in his allies during melee
651	Target's weapon induces racial hatred in Dwarves and Elves
652	Target's weapon induces vertigo in anyone wielding it
653	Target's weapon induces vertigo in anyone wounded by it
654	Target's weapon inflates like a balloon
655	Target's weapon inspires him to embark on a murderous rampage
656	Target's weapon instills Fear in any who've been wounded by it
657	Target's weapon instills Fear in goblins and kobolds
658	Target's weapon instills Fear in him after each battle
659	Target's weapon instills Fear in his allies during battle
660	Target's weapon instills Fear in its wielder during melee
661	Target's weapon is 5% likely to explode when it inflicts damage
662	Target's weapon is 5% likely to kill whomever it next injures
663	Target's weapon is 5% likely to melt when immersed in water
664	Target's weapon is 5% likely to sever its wielder's hand
665	Target's weapon is 5% likely to start a war when it draws blood
666	Target's weapon is 5% likely to turn to glass in each battle
667	Target's weapon is +4 against anyone with an intelligent weapon
668	Target's weapon is 10% likely to inflict tetanus upon its wielder
669	Target's weapon is 20% likely to droop like a noodle in battle
670	Target's weapon is 20% likely to poison him when it draws blood
671	Target's weapon is 20% likely to turn ethereal during battle
672	Target's weapon is 20% likely to vanish each time he draws it
673	Target's weapon is a holy relic for a decadent tribe of kobolds
674	Target's weapon is a legendary item straight out of myth
675	Target's weapon is a mighty but hitherto unknown artifact
676	Target's weapon is a prized relic stolen from the Royal Armory
677	Target's weapon is as pliant as soft clay for 1d4 rounds
678	Target's weapon is as supple as silk for 1d4 turns
679	Target's weapon is bent into a torc around his neck
680	Target's weapon is bent into the shape of a paperclip
681	Target's weapon is chained by its hilt to a collar about his neck
682	Target's weapon is chained by its hilt to the nearest boulder
683	Target's weapon is clear like glass but is all but unbreakable
684	Target's weapon is cloned
685	Target's weapon is edible, but only to him
686	Target's weapon is embarrassed to be seen with him
687	Target's weapon is etched with his likeness
688	Target's weapon is guilty of numerous capital crimes
689	Target's weapon is highly elastic along its long axis until dawn
690	Target's weapon is immune to rust and the passage of time
691	Target's weapon is intensely coveted by demonic hordes
692	Target's weapon is intensely coveted by pacifistic monks
693	Target's weapon is invisible to everyone else during battle
694	Target's weapon is invisible to him in daylight
695	Target's weapon is invisible to him until it draws his blood
696	Target's weapon is nearly indestructible but dissolves in water
697	Target's weapon is part of a set sought by a wealthy collector
698	Target's weapon is perfectly balanced for a non-magical +2 ToHit
699	Target's weapon is permanently -2 ToHit
700	Target's weapon is refurbished to better-than-new condition
701	Target's weapon is replaced by a vastly inferior replica
702	Target's weapon is replaced by an indestructible replica
703	Target's weapon is riddled with holes but functions normally
704	Target's weapon is sheathed in a scab-like shell
705	Target's weapon is sheathed in a shell of chocolate
706	Target's weapon is sheathed in a soft wool tube
707	Target's weapon is stuck high in the branches of a nearby tree
708	Target's weapon is suddenly 10d100 years older
709	Target's weapon is thrown 1d1000 years into the past
710	Target's weapon is tied to both of the target's hands
711	Target's weapon is translucent like smoked glass
712	Target's weapon is twisted like a corkscrew
713	Target's weapon is vulnerable to magical fire while he wields it
714	Target's weapon is weightless when not in use
715	Target's weapon kills him outright if used against him
716	Target's weapon makes him 1d20 years older while it's drawn
717	Target's weapon makes him appear somehow less imposing
718	Target's weapon makes him highly susceptible illusion magic
719	Target's weapon melts if ever it's immersed in sea water
720	Target's weapon melts like a candle
721	Target's weapon must be fed one mouse or rat per day, or it dies
722	Target's weapon passes through armor unimpeded
723	Target's weapon passes through flesh unimpeded
724	Target's weapon practically reeks of malevolent hatred
725	Target's weapon puts forth huge plumes of smoke while it's drawn
726	Target's weapon renders him mute for 1d8 hours after each battle
727	Target's weapon repels his allies while it's drawn
728	Target's weapon repels non-magical vermin
729	Target's weapon repels normal flame to a distance of one foot
730	Target's weapon repels oxygen while it's drawn
731	Target's weapon ridicules him in front of his allies
732	Target's weapon rings like a bell to mark the hours
733	Target's weapon shatters the next time he's burned by fire
734	Target's weapon shatters the next time it strikes metal
735	Target's weapon shrieks until sunset tomorrow
736	Target's weapon shrinks by 75% upon contact with blood
737	Target's weapon shrinks to 10% of its normal size
738	Target's weapon spins rapidly around its axis for 10d10 rounds
739	Target's weapon sprouts 1d100 teeth along its length
740	Target's weapon sprouts leaves
741	Target's weapon starts bleeding profusely
742	Target's weapon teleports exactly 1d10 yards due north
743	Target's weapon teleports to the caster's home
744	Target's weapon teleports to the target, 1d4 weeks in the future
745	Target's weapon thinks that he's its mother
746	Target's weapon turns ethereal in the presence of other weapons
747	Target's weapon turns inside-out
748	Target's weapon turns into a rattan simulation
749	Target's weapon turns into a replica of the caster's weapon
750	Target's weapon turns into a shield for 1d4 days
751	Target's weapon turns into a small glass replica when not in use
752	Target's weapon turns into a two-by-four eight feet in length
753	Target's weapon turns into an umbrella under each full moon
754	Target's weapon turns to lightweight plastic
755	Target's weapon turns to sodium during the next rainstorm
756	Target's weapon urges him to leap from the nearest bridge
757	Target's weapon vanishes until he dies
758	Target's weapon vanishes when he dies
759	Target's weapon was forged by his descendent years in the future
760	Target's weapon was forged by someone who has never existed
761	Target's weapon was forged from the bones of a slain god
762	Target's weapon was forged in a volcano by demonic weaponsmiths
763	Target's weapon was forged on the western slope of Heaven
764	Target's weapon was lost in a tragic shipwreck decades ago
765	Target's weapon was shrinks him by 5% each time it draws blood
766	Target's weapon was stolen from the gods, and they want it back
767	Target's weapon weighs as much as he does
768	Target's weapon whispers terrible secrets to any who wield it
769	Target's weapon will be instrumental in the world's destruction
770	Target's weapon will be irretrievably lost by this time tomorrow
771	Target's weapons and gear teleport 10d10 yards into the air
772	Target's weight quadruples while he's swimming or wading
773	Target's weight temporarily doubles with each step upon a bridge
774	Teleportation is impossible within 10 yards of target
775	The bones of target's hand and feet turn to high-grade steel
776	The buzzing of bees fills the air whenever target draws a weapon
777	The flesh of target's face pulses as though full of maggots
778	The ground beneath target's feet briefly acts as a trampoline
779	The ground beneath target's feet briefly shines like the sun
780	The ground beneath target's feet collapses into a cave below
781	The ground beneath target's feet contains an unquiet spirit
782	The ground now at target's feet acquires sentience
783	The ground now at target's feet appears in the caster's home
784	The ground now at target's feet breaks off and drifts out to sea
785	The ground now at target's feet collapses into a cavern below
786	The ground now at target's feet conceals a sacred cairn
787	The ground now at target's feet explodes for 10d10 hit points
788	The ground now at target's feet exudes noxious and fetid vapors
789	The ground now at target's feet heats to 10 x 1d100 degrees
790	The ground now at target's feet hides the gate to a buried city
791	The ground now at target's feet hurls him 1d4 miles away
792	The ground now at target's feet is a blanket over a deep pit
793	The ground now at target's feet is a portal to some nether plane
794	The ground now at target's feet is an illusion
795	The ground now at target's feet is charred black as by a bonfire
796	The ground now at target's feet is dangerously slick with ice
797	The ground now at target's feet is edible
798	The ground now at target's feet is forever barren of vegetation
799	The ground now at target's feet is fused into glass
800	The ground now at target's feet is intensely magnetic
801	The ground now at target's feet is invisible to him
802	The ground now at target's feet is obviously artificial
803	The ground now at target's feet is powerfully toxic to him
804	The ground now at target's feet is soaked with blood
805	The ground now at target's feet is strewn with shards of metal
806	The ground now at target's feet is strongly adhesive
807	The ground now at target's feet is the back of a huge turtle
808	The ground now at target's feet is the top of a buried column
809	The ground now at target's feet is yanked from under him
810	The ground now at target's feet rises 10d10 yards into the air
811	The ground now at target's feet seems to move like a ship's deck
812	The ground now at target's feet shines as bright as the sun
813	The ground now at target's feet sinks 1d10 yards into the ground
814	The ground now at target's feet starts to digest him
815	The ground now at target's feet suppresses magic within 10 yards
816	The ground now at target's feet turns to cement and hardens
817	The ground now at target's feet turns to cobblestone
818	The ground now at target's feet turns to molten glass
819	The ground now at target's feet turns to quicksand
820	The ground now at target's feet turns to warm butter
821	The ground now at target's feet whispers horrific threats to him
822	The left half of target's skeleton rebels against the right
823	The left half of target's skeleton vanishes
824	The right half of target's head vanishes, but he is unharmed
825	The scent of the target's blood induces Fear in others
826	The scent of the target's blood induces paranoid delusions
827	The scent of the target's blood induces profound calm in horses
828	The scent of the target's blood inspires savage bloodlust
829	The sight of the target's weapon affects undead like sunlight
830	The sight of the target's weapon induces intense covetousness
831	The target is blamed for the worst thing that has ever happened
832	The target takes credit for all sorts of diplomatic successes
833	The top few inches of target's head vanish, but he is unharmed
834	Thousands of nails are embedded harmlessly in target's flesh
835	Thousands of snails rain down harmlessly upon the target
836	To the target, all liquids taste like acrid poison
837	To the target, all liquids taste like his own blood
838	To the target, all liquids taste like strong vinegar
839	To the target, all liquids taste like the sweetest nectar
840	To the target, everyone appears to be a hideously decayed corpse
841	To the target, everyone appears to be an artificial approximation
842	To the target, everyone appears to be plated in gold
843	To the target, the previous 1d4 rounds were only a dream
844	Undead are attracted to the target as though he can help them
845	Undead are invisible to the target
846	Undead can't speak in the target's presence
847	Undead declare a coordinated war against the target
848	Undead ignore target and can't be harmed by him
849	Undead recognize the target as one of their own
850	Undead that attack the target are 40% likely to be Turned
851	Undead will not relent until the target is also undead
852	Until dawn, target resembles the person who last wounded him
853	Until sunset tonight, all within one mile want to kill the target
854	Vines bind the target tightly to a nearby tree
855	Vines sprout from any open wounds the target now has
856	Vines sprout from the ground at target's feet and attack him
857	Vines sprout from the target's weapon and bind his limbs
858	Viscous slime drips from the target's mouth from now on
859	Water always feels 50° colder to the target
860	Water boils on contact with the target's flesh
861	Water gives no benefit to target if imbibed while indoors
862	Water has no weight when carried by the target
863	Water induces amnesia in target if ingested between dawn and noon
864	Water is a deadly poison to target for 2d12 hours
865	Water is invisible while within 10 feet of the target
866	Water is toxic to target if ingested between noon and dusk
867	Water spews from target's ears during battle
868	Waterfowl attack the target on sight
869	Waterfowl swear eternal loyalty to the target
870	Weapons are invisible to the target while he wields them
871	Whatever is now in target's hand heats to 500°
872	Whatever is now in target's hand is embossed with his name
873	Whatever is now in target's hand is replaced by a sunflower
874	Whatever is now in target's hand is worth 10X its normal value
875	Whatever is now in target's hand now belongs to the caster
876	Whatever is now in target's hand turns to gold
877	Whatever is now in target's hand vanishes for 1d6 days
878	Whatever is now in target's hand weighs more than he does
879	Whatever target does, he claims some bizarre, fantastical motive
880	Whatever target does, he claims to be fulfilling his deity's will
881	Whatever target is wearing is stuck to him like glue
882	When caster dies, target begins aging 1d10 years per round
883	When injured, target is 5% likely to fly into a berserker rage
884	When injured, target is 10% likely to attack his nearest ally
885	When injured, target must Save or go blind until the next round
886	When injured, target weeps like a baby for 1d10 rounds
887	When target dies, all within one mile are struck blind until dawn
888	When target dies, countless abhorrent deeds are attributed to him
889	When target dies, everyone who knew him forgets all about him
890	When target dies, he is posthumously crowned king
891	When target dies, he is rumored never to have existed
892	When target dies, he's immediately resurrected 10d100 miles away
893	When target dies, his corpse animates and races to this spot
894	When target dies, his corpse attacks the nearest person
895	When target dies, his corpse burns with green flame until sunset
896	When target dies, his corpse grows by a factor of 2d10
897	When target dies, his corpse immediately turns to granite
898	When target dies, his corpse metamorphoses into something awful
899	When target dies, his corpse runs wild through the nearest town
900	When target dies, his corpse teleports into the caster's home
901	When target dies, his killer is hailed as a national hero
902	When target dies, his killer is named his executor
903	When target dies, his skeleton animates as a free willed undead
904	When target dies, his soul commandeers the nearest undead body
905	When target dies, his soul is trapped in his weapon
906	When target draws a weapon, a nearby tree drops its leaves
907	When target draws a weapon, he can't put it down until sunset
908	When target draws a weapon, he feels that he'll die in 1d6 rounds
909	When target draws a weapon, he must declare his name and title
910	When target draws a weapon, he must draw blood within 1d6 rounds
911	When target draws a weapon, he must pass a DEX check or drop it
912	When target draws a weapon, he must Save or lose 1d4-1 hit points
913	When target draws a weapon, he's randomly teleported 1d20 yards
914	When target draws a weapon, he's stricken with intense fear
915	When target draws a weapon, he's stunned for 1d4 rounds
916	When target draws a weapon, his allies all shout his name
917	When target draws a weapon, his weapon arm glows like a firefly
918	When target draws a weapon, it costs him 1d4 gold pieces
919	When target draws a weapon, it turns invisible for 1d4 rounds
920	When target draws a weapon, me must Save or become wildly drunk
921	When target draws a weapon, someone nearby declares him a coward
922	When target draws a weapon, someone nearby laughs at him
923	When target draws a weapon, the scent of eggs fills the air
924	When target is next struck by magic, he becomes chaotic evil
925	When target is next struck by magic, he becomes powerfully drunk
926	When target is next struck by magic, he hates that spell's caster
927	When target is next struck by magic, he teleports 1d6 miles
928	When target next sleeps, a small tree sprouts from his chest
929	When target next sleeps, everyone nearby dreams of killing him
930	When target next sleeps, he sleeps for 2d20 days and nights
931	When target next spills blood, any coins he's holding are doubled
932	When target next spills blood, he finds 1d1000 gold pieces
933	When target next spills blood, he is excommunicated and condemned
934	When target next spills blood, he loses 1d10 hit points
935	When target next spills blood, he loses any wealth he's carrying
936	When target next spills blood, he regains 1d10 hit points
937	When target next spills blood, he suffers cannibalistic urges
938	When target next spills blood, he suffers dreadful hallucinations
939	When target next spills blood, he takes a vow of pacifism
940	When target next spills blood, he thinks he'll die by nightfall
941	When target next spills blood, he vanishes for 1d4 days
942	When target next spills blood, he's thrown 4d8 yards into the air
943	When target next spills blood, his allies attack him
944	When target next spills blood, his clothes are soaked in it
945	When target next spills blood, his clothes burst into flame
946	When target next spills blood, his feet take root in the ground
947	When target next spills blood, his allies think he's dying
948	When target next spills blood, his skin and hair become blood-red
949	When target next spills blood, his Strength is halved until dawn
950	When target next spills blood, his victim grows obsessed with him
951	When target next spills blood, his waterskin fills with blood
952	When target next spills blood, his weapon attacks him
953	When target next spills blood, his weapon steams and hisses
954	When target next spills blood, his weapon vanishes for 1d4 days
955	When target next uses rope, he ties an insoluble knot
956	When target next uses rope, he's attacked by undead skeletons
957	When target next uses rope, it attacks him as if it were a snake
958	When target next uses rope, it hauls him high into the air
959	When target next uses rope, it shocks him like electrical wire
960	When target next uses rope, it winds around him and combusts
961	When target rolls a natural 20 ToHit, he wounds himself instead
962	When target rolls a natural 20 ToHit, his weapon explodes
963	When target says his name, he adds a wildly effusive honorific
964	When target says his name, he can't tell a lie for one hour
965	When target says his name, his age doubles
966	When target says his name, his clothes are soaked with brine
967	When target says his name, his clothes become amazingly clean
968	When target says his name, mocking laughter echoes in the sky
969	When target says his name, someone nearby adopts his name
970	When target says his name, someone nearby forgets his own name
971	When target says his name, someone nearby weeps openly
972	When target sees or is hit by magic, he giggles for 1d10 rounds
973	When target sees or is hit by magic, his head becomes invisible
974	When target sneezes, 1d4 nearby trees are rendered invisible
975	When target sneezes, bits of hot gravel spray from his nostrils
976	When target uses magic, he thinks he's spinning rapidly
977	While outdoors, target feels uncomfortable walking upright
978	While outdoors, target perceives everything to be shrouded in fog
979	While target sleeps, he dreams that he's in hell
980	While target sleeps, he dreams that he's undergoing surgery
981	While target sleeps, he is invisible and inaudible to his allies
982	While target sleeps, he sees and hears through the caster
983	While target sleeps, he's 40% likely to regain 1d10 hit points
984	While target sleeps, he's absolutely invulnerable to harm
985	While target sleeps, he's bound by countless spider webs
986	While target sleeps, his body races away in a random direction
987	While target sleeps, his clothes deteriorate to filthy rags
988	While target sleeps, someone writes obscene limericks on his skin
989	While target stands still, he rotates slowly counter-clockwise
990	While target stands still, pigeons treat him just like a statue
991	Yesterday, target ate 1d10 pounds of baked beans
992	Yesterday, target had dark premonitions of this exact moment
993	Yesterday, target ingested some powerful but slow-acting poison
994	Yesterday, target learned that he and caster are closely related
995	Yesterday, target learned that he had 36 hours left to live
996	Yesterday, target stole a magic ruby from a dragon
997	Yesterday, target took a sacred vow that he just now violated
998	Yesterday, target was sentenced to be executed at dawn tomorrow
999	Yesterday, target's feet were burned to a crisp
1000	Yesterday, target's head was removed and shoddily reattached

8001-9000 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	1,000 cubic feet of dirt and rock rise as a 16HD earth elemental
2	1d10 nearby trees uproot and race to the nearest town square
3	1d10 nearby trees uproot and vanish into the sky
4	1d100 adorable but demonic puppies scamper through the area
5	1d100 skeletons rise from the ground and begin building a pyramid
6	1d100 stone spheres, one foot in diameter, appear in the area
7	1d100% of a major continent sinks beneath the sea
8	1d1000 clay bricks fall from the sky
9	1d1000 skeletons rise from the ground and march to the sea
10	1d20 skeletons rise from the ground and attack anyone nearby
11	1d4 creatures nearby are suddenly gold-plated
12	1d4 creatures nearby double in size
13	1d4 gallons of molten gold pour from the target point
14	1d4 magical golden apples appear nearby
15	1d6 aggressive, human-sized pigeons appear in the area
16	1d6 horses nearby are turned into carousel horses
17	1d6 people nearby adopt entirely new personalities
18	1d6 people nearby are 50% likely to gain a level or die outright
19	1d6 people nearby are chained together
20	1d6 people nearby are duplicated exactly
21	1d6 people nearby are hurled high into the air
22	1d6 people nearby are identified as harbingers of vile pestilence
23	1d6 people nearby are pulled into the target point and destroyed
24	1d6 people nearby are tarred and feathered
25	1d6 people nearby are teleported 1d4 miles
26	1d6 people nearby are unable to wield weapons for 1d8 hours
27	1d6 people nearby can breathe water as readily as air
28	1d6 people nearby feel like they're drowning
29	1d6 people nearby flee from the area at top speed
30	1d6 people nearby grow feathers like peacocks
31	1d6 people nearby grow wool like sheep
32	1d6 people nearby join forces against all others nearby
33	1d6 people nearby look exactly alike
34	1d6 people nearby look like children for 1d4 years
35	1d6 people nearby must Save or be Disintegrated
36	1d6 people nearby shrink by 5d10+50%
37	1d6 people nearby will become zombies in 3d6 days
38	2d100 spectators appear in the area
39	2d100 wild bulls appear in the area
40	4d10 duplicates of someone nearby appear in the area
41	4d100 zombies appear in the area and race to the nearest town
42	4d100 zombies appear in the area and start attacking
43	A 100 yard radius is blanketed by a thick cloud of chlorine gas
44	A 100 yard radius is blanketed by snow to a depth of 2d4 feet
45	A 100 yard radius is carpeted with small white pebbles
46	A 100 yard radius is covered by a dense growth of fragrant grass
47	A 100 yard radius is covered by ankle-deep fetid mud
48	A 100 yard radius is covered by ankle-deep white sand
49	A 100 yard radius is covered by slimy, decaying vegetable matter
50	A 100 yard radius is covered with acrid cinders and ash
51	A 100 yard radius is covered with nuggets of artificial stone
52	A 100 yard radius is discovered to be an ancient graveyard
53	A 100 yard radius is encircled by a dense curtain of smoke
54	A 100 yard radius is encircled by a moat of lava 20 feet across
55	A 100 yard radius is encircled by a ring of raised earth
56	A 100 yard radius is encircled by a wall of hay bales
57	A 100 yard radius is indistinguishable from the moon's surface
58	A 100 yard radius is rendered totally silent until dawn tomorrow
59	A 100 yard radius is shaken by a powerful earthquake for 1d4 days
60	A 100 yard radius is strewn with blood-soaked rags
61	A 100 yard radius is strewn with decaying marine life
62	A 100 yard radius is strewn with jagged metal and coils of wire
63	A 100 yard radius is strewn with seashells and driftwood
64	A 100 yard radius is stripped of vegetation, soil, and water
65	A 100 yard radius swirls with finely-milled flour for 1d6 turns
66	A 1d10 mile radius becomes a dense and temperate forest
67	A 1d10 mile radius becomes a pastoral idyll
68	A 1d10 mile radius becomes a peaceful lake
69	A 1d10 mile radius becomes an arid and desolate desert
70	A 5,000 pound iron slab appears 1d10 yards above the target point
71	A baby born in a nearby town is prophesied to destroy the kingdom
72	A baby born in a nearby town is the spawn of a powerful demon
73	A blasphemous tome appears at the target point
74	A charred human corpse bearing a magical sword appears nearby
75	A column of green light shines from the target point into the sky
76	A cube of dry ice 10 feet across appears at the target point
77	A cube of granite 10 feet across appears a the target point
78	A deafening cacophony blares from the target point until sunset
79	A deity has died, and someone nearby is blamed for his death
80	A dense tangle of thorny vines fills the area
81	A featureless black slab appears nearby measuring 1 x 4 x 9
82	A fissure runs from beneath the target point to the nearest lake
83	A flaming sword appears at the target point, turning every way
84	A flock of 5d20 human-sized geese lands in the area
85	A four-dimensional cube appears at the target point
86	A fully outfitted galleon appears nearby
87	A gargantuan, tentacled monstrosity rises from the nearest ocean
88	A giant sequoia quickly grows from beneath the target point
89	A heavy rope runs from the target point into the sky
90	A herd of animals not native to this area stampedes through it
91	A horrifyingly loathsome creature races through the area
92	A huge army appears to be approaching from the distance
93	A huge city is just barely visible on the surface of the moon
94	A huge earthen fist rises from the ground below the target point
95	A huge glacier forms at the target point over the next 1d4 days
96	A huge outcrop of beautiful crystals erupts under the target point
97	A huge vein of highly toxic metal runs directly under this area
98	A huge volume of confetti rains down in a 100 yard radius
99	A jug full of highly volatile liquid appears at the target point
100	A large pool of fetid slime appears beneath the target point
101	A large pool of liquid helium appears beneath the target point
102	A large pool of molten aluminum appears beneath the target point
103	A large, hay-packed wooden crate marked "FRAGILE" appears nearby
104	A leather briefcase containing something beautiful appears nearby
105	A local ruler declares any use of magic to be treasonous
106	A local ruler declares some crazy new taboo punishable by death
107	A local ruler has a mad plan to tax the poor instead of the rich
108	A local ruler has ordered the execution of 1d4 people nearby
109	A local ruler has quite obviously sold his soul to a demon
110	A local ruler invades a sovereign nation under false pretenses
111	A local ruler is known to kill and eat 1d4 people each week
112	A local ruler is revealed to be an illusion
113	A local ruler is under the control of infernal powers
114	A local ruler orders the execution of anyone causing a Chaos Burst
115	A local ruler shames his title with interpersonal indiscretions
116	A local ruler values empty rhetoric over valid policy
117	A lump of heavy and very toxic metal appears at the target point
118	A massive explosion flattens all stone structures within one mile
119	A mighty hailstorm pummels the area for 1d4 hours
120	A mysterious gold sarcophagus appears at the target point
121	A new, non-magical, and deadly virus issues from the target point
122	A one mile radius appears gloomy and blighted for 1d12 months
123	A one mile radius is illuminated by full daylight for 3d10 days
124	A one mile radius is rotates 360° every 24 hours
125	A one mile radius is shrouded by an eclipse for 2d8-1 days
126	A one mile radius looks like a desert wasteland for one year
127	A perfect 10 foot sphere of ice appears at the target point
128	A pitiable demon appears at the target point, begging sanctuary
129	A powerful and malign spirit emerges from the target point
130	A powerful and radical religious sect usurps the throne
131	A powerful demon takes up residence in a nearby house
132	A powerful earthquake shifts this whole area one mile north
133	A sandstorm sweeps through the area for 2d6 turns
134	A sculpted ice portrait appears for everyone within 50 yards
135	A small, mysterious island appears in the nearest river
136	A sphere of annihilation appears at the spell's target point
137	A steel tower 100 yards tall emerges form under the target point
138	A stolen dragon egg appears at the target point
139	A stone cube 25 yards across rises from beneath the target point
140	A terrible din fills the air like the clanging of pots and pans
141	A terrible fire occurred on this site 4d6 hours ago
142	A terrible fire will occur on this site 4d6 hours from now
143	A thin shaft of stone runs from the target point to the sea
144	A tornado arises at the target point and devastates the area
145	A torrent of thick, soapy foam sprays from the target point
146	A viscous corrosive fluid drips coats all exposed rock nearby
147	A volcano erupts at the center of the nearest town
148	A volley of 10d20 arrows rains down on the area
149	A widespread peasants' revolt begins in 1d12 hours
150	A Chaos Burst occurs when each of the next 1d4 people speak nearby
151	Abnormally large locusts plague the area for 1d8 weeks
152	Acrid fungus sprouts under the target point and quickly spreads
153	Air in this area is 75% thinner than the surrounding atmosphere
154	All air within one mile is totally opaque but otherwise normal
155	All armor removed in this area shrinks by 25%
156	All armor within 50 yards becomes clear like glass
157	All armor within 50 yards is as heavy as lead
158	All armor within 50 yards is weightless for 1d12 months
159	All armor within one mile is ethereal until sunset
160	All artificial light sources within one mile are rendered inert
161	All artificial structures within 50 yards cease to exist
162	All attack rolls in the next 1d10 rounds must be made twice
163	All bags of holding within one mile are completely full of anvils
164	All birds within 50 yards explode, 1d6 hit points per bird
165	All birds within one mile are completely plucked
166	All bladed weapons within 50 yards are intensely magnetic
167	All blades within 50 yards are 10% likely to turn to gold
168	All blades within 50 yards are engraved with cryptic sigils
169	All blades within 50 yards are restored to pristine condition
170	All blades within 50 yards become clear like glass
171	All blades within 50 yards bend 90° halfway along their length
172	All blades within 50 yards must Save or crumble into rust
173	All blades within one mile are blunted until sunset
174	All blades within one mile glow cherry red until sunset tomorrow
175	All bowstrings within 50 yards break the next time they're drawn
176	All carved wood within 50 yards gains rudimentary intelligence
177	All chain mail within 50 yards appears moth-eaten and threadbare
178	All chain mail within 50 yards is highly attractive to lightning
179	All chain mail within 50 yards is slicked with ice
180	All chain mail within 50 yards is strongly magnetic
181	All cloth within 50 yards begins to digest itself
182	All cloth within 50 yards can never be rendered invisible
183	All cloth within 50 yards is as shiny and lustrous as gold
184	All cloth within 50 yards is rendered as brittle as eggshell
185	All cloth within 50 yards is rendered as stiff as wood
186	All cloth within 50 yards is scrubbed clean
187	All cloth within 50 yards is soaked with gasoline
188	All cloth within 50 yards seems unusually heavy
189	All cloth within 50 yards smolders and smokes until dawn
190	All cloth within 50 yards turns invisible upon exiting the area
191	All cloth within 50 yards turns to burlap until sunset tomorrow
192	All cloth within one mile is invisible until sunset tomorrow
193	All coins within 50 yards appear in a heap at the target point
194	All coins within 50 yards are engraved with cryptic runes
195	All coins within 50 yards are invisible under moonlight
196	All coins within 50 yards become flexible as rubber
197	All coins within 50 yards double in value
198	All coins within 50 yards explode, 1d4-1 hit points per coin
199	All coins within 50 yards heat to 1,000°
200	All coins within 50 yards turn to mercury
201	All coins within one mile are easily recognized as counterfeit
202	All curses now in effect within 100 yards are negated
203	All dragons within 1d10 miles are enraged beyond all reason
204	All dragons within 1d10 miles shrink by 10d10%
205	All Dwarves within 10 miles are secretly fond of orcs
206	All Dwarves within 10 miles are violently allergic to alcohol
207	All Dwarves within 10 miles are violently allergic to gold
208	All Dwarves within 10 miles become intensely claustrophobic
209	All Dwarves within 10 miles have orange skin and green hair
210	All Dwarves within 10 miles lose their infravision for 1d4 months
211	All Elves within 10 miles are carrying vials of Dwarf blood
212	All Elves within 10 miles develop a powerful fear of heights
213	All Elves within 10 miles forget how to speak Elvish
214	All Elves within 10 miles sprout jagged fangs
215	All Elves within 50 yards are allergic to wood
216	All ferrous metal within 50 yards doubles in weight
217	All ferrous metal within 50 yards is as shiny & lustrous as gold
218	All ferrous metal within 50 yards is invisible until it gets wet
219	All ferrous metal within 50 yards is magnetized
220	All ferrous metal within 50 yards is rustproof for one year
221	All ferrous metal within 50 yards is somewhat resistant to magic
222	All ferrous metal within 50 yards is strangely opalescent
223	All ferrous metal within 50 yards vanishes until sunset tomorrow
224	All fires lit in this area are waterproof for the next 1d6 weeks
225	All fires lit in this area flare up wildly for 1d4 rounds
226	All fires lit in this area reek of brimstone
227	All flesh within 50 yards is clear like glass until sunset
228	All foliage within 50 yards is poisonous to humans and demihumans
229	All foliage within 50 yards is replaced by plastic replicas
230	All food consumed within one mile is overpoweringly delicious
231	All food consumed within one mile is unpalatably bitter
232	All food within 50 yards completely spoils by sunset
233	All food within 50 yards freezes solid
234	All food within 50 yards is crawling with illusory maggots
235	All food within 50 yards is poisonous for the next 1d4 hours
236	All food within 50 yards is stripped of all nutritive value
237	All food within one mile turns to salt
238	All footprints within one mile fossilize by dawn tomorrow
239	All forged steel within 100 yards turns to aluminum
240	All forged steel within 100 yards turns to slate
241	All gems within 50 yards are duplicated exactly
242	All gems within 50 yards become spherical
243	All gems within 50 yards turn to sodium when placed in water
244	All gems within 50 yards vibrate in the presence of gold
245	All Gnomes within 10 miles develop a dislike of gems and jewels
246	All Gnomes within 10 miles grow 1d20 inches
247	All goblins within 10 miles appear in the immediate area
248	All goblins within 10 miles are afraid of the dark
249	All goblins within 10 miles are exterminated
250	All goblins within 10 miles are transformed into Elves
251	All goblins within 10 miles become vegetarian pacifists
252	All goblins within 10 miles swear allegiance to someone nearby
253	All goblins within 10 miles swear vengeance upon someone nearby
254	All gold within 50 yards always seems to be 200°
255	All gold within 50 yards becomes transparent when submerged
256	All gold within 50 yards begins to rust like damp steel
257	All gold within 50 yards induces extreme covetousness
258	All gold within 50 yards is 10% likely to turn to lead
259	All gold within 50 yards is 50% likely to be counterfeit
260	All gold within 50 yards is attracted to magnets like iron
261	All gold within 50 yards is drawn to the target point
262	All gold within 50 yards is indestructible for one year
263	All gold within 50 yards is irresistibly attractive to undead
264	All gold within 50 yards is severely tarnished
265	All gold within 50 yards is thrown 1d10 years into the future
266	All gold within 50 yards is weightless for 2d10 rounds
267	All gold within 50 yards sweats some kind of foul liquid
268	All ground within 10 miles is at exactly the same elevation
269	All Halflings within 10 miles develop a penchant for violence
270	All Halflings within 10 miles develop a strong wanderlust
271	All hats or helmets within 50 yards are drawn to the target point
272	All hats or hoods within 50 yards burst into flame
273	All herbivores within 100 yards are panic-stricken
274	All horses within 100 yards have built-in saddles
275	All horses within 100 yards shrink by 1% per round
276	All horses within one mile become bipedal for 1d4 weeks
277	All horses within one mile become clear like glass
278	All houses within one mile appear to be of much higher quality
279	All houses within one mile are fireproof for one year
280	All humans within 10 miles are suddenly wearing peculiar hats
281	All humans within 10 miles think that demihumans are subhuman
282	All inanimate matter nearby wobbles as though made of gelatin
283	All ink within 50 yards appears to be made from human blood
284	All ink within 50 yards is powerfully hallucinogenic
285	All ink within one mile is invisible for 2d4-1 days
286	All ink within one mile is invisible in sunlight
287	All inorganic matter within 10 miles appears blurry until sunset
288	All inorganic matter within 10 yards disappears
289	All inorganic matter within 10 yards turns to ice
290	All inorganic matter within 50 yards appears to be magical
291	All invisible matter within 100 yards becomes permanently visible
292	All invisible matter within one mile is clear like glass
293	All leather within 50 yards begins sweating profusely
294	All leather within 50 yards is as rigid as steel
295	All leather within 50 yards shatters like glass
296	All leather within 50 yards turns to silk
297	All living creatures nearby are driven away for 1d4 months
298	All living creatures nearby are enraged beyond reason
299	All lycanthropes within one mile are cured of their lycanthropy
300	All lycanthropes within one mile are locked in their current form
301	All lycanthropes within one mile develop a great fear of the dark
302	All lycanthropes within one mile have a new kind of lycanthropy
303	All magic items used nearby are 10% likely to burn out forever
304	All magic items within 50 yards appear to be blazing with fire
305	All magic items within 50 yards are easily recognized as magical
306	All magic items within 50 yards disappear until sunset tomorrow
307	All magic items within 50 yards fail to function 20% of the time
308	All magic items within 50 yards hum softly for 1d4 days
309	All magic potions within 50 yards are 10X as powerful
310	All magic potions within 50 yards are powerfully toxic
311	All magic potions within 50 yards are rendered inert
312	All magic potions within 50 yards become Potions of Flying
313	All magic potions within 50 yards freeze solid when imbibed
314	All magic potions within 50 yards induce overwhelming thirst
315	All magic potions within 50 yards induce wild hallucinations
316	All magic potions within 50 yards yield the opposite effect
317	All magic rings within 50 yards appear at the target point
318	All magic rings within 50 yards are identical in appearance
319	All magic rings within 50 yards are inert for one week
320	All magic rings within 50 yards are now as large as hula hoops
321	All magic rings within 50 yards are unharmed by fire or heat
322	All magic rings within 50 yards attract lightning
323	All magic rings within 50 yards fuse to their wearers' fingers
324	All magic rings within 50 yards grant a +1 Armor Class bonus
325	All magic rings within 50 yards must Save or Disintegrate
326	All magic rings within 50 yards shine as brightly as the Sun
327	All magic rings within 50 yards shrink by 10% with each use
328	All magic rings within 50 yards turn to crystal
329	All magic rings within 50 yards turn to lead while not being worn
330	All magic rings within 50 yards whistle softly while in use
331	All magic weapons nearby are ethereal until sunset
332	All magic weapons nearby gain an additional +1 ToHit for 1d6 days
333	All magic weapons nearby glow like fireflies under the new moon
334	All magic weapons nearby lose their enchantments until dawn
335	All magic weapons within 100 yards are non-magical for 1d4 days
336	All magical animals nearby become their non-magical equivalents
337	All magical animals nearby desire to leave the area
338	All magical garments within one mile are filthy and foul-smelling
339	All magical garments within one mile burst into flame
340	All magical light sources within 100 yards are 2X as bright
341	All magical light sources within 100 yards dim by 50%
342	All magical light sources within one mile are extinguished
343	All magical light sources within one mile are hot as normal fire
344	All magical light sources within one mile attract magical moths
345	All magical light sources within one mile flash like strobes
346	All magical light sources within one mile hum loudly while in use
347	All magical light sources within one mile only work underground
348	All magical light sources within one mile produce blood-red light
349	All magical light sources within one mile yield darkness instead
350	All mechanical locks within one mile are fused shut
351	All mechanical locks within one mile are invisible for 1d12 months
352	All mechanical locks within one mile can only open under moonlight
353	All mechanical locks within one mile spring open
354	All members of a major race are discovered to be artificial
355	All members of a major race are rendered sterile
356	All metal armor nearby has been soaking in vinegar
357	All metal armor nearby is chilled to freezing
358	All metal gauntlets within 50 yards are non-removable until dawn
359	All metal gauntlets within 50 yards are rustproof
360	All metal gauntlets within 50 yards cause terrible chafing
361	All metal gauntlets within 50 yards close into fists
362	All metal gauntlets within 50 yards heat to 400°
363	All metal gauntlets within 50 yards insulate against electricity
364	All metal gauntlets within 50 yards shrink by 25%
365	All metal gauntlets within 50 yards turn to silk
366	All metal weapons wielded nearby seem to be 500°
367	All metal within 50 yards appears to be made of solid shadow
368	All metal within 50 yards induces frostbite while in daylight
369	All metal within 50 yards is entirely non-reflective
370	All metal within 50 yards is flammable for 2d10 rounds
371	All metal within 50 yards is indestructible until sunset tomorrow
372	All metal within 50 yards is invisible when anointed with blood
373	All metal within 50 yards is non-conductive of electricity
374	All metal within 50 yards is polished to mirror-brightness
375	All metal within 50 yards is twice as heavy when it's wet
376	All metal within 50 yards liquefies for 2d6 rounds, then reforms
377	All metal within 50 yards shimmers like mother of pearl
378	All missile weapons within 50 yards are inoperative until sunset
379	All missile weapons within 50 yards combust when they're fired
380	All missile weapons within 50 yards have 2X normal maximum range
381	All missile weapons within 50 yards vanish when they're fired
382	All nearby age 3d20 years but return to normal at sunset tomorrow
383	All nearby must eat their meat, or they can't have any pudding
384	All nearby who've drawn blood in the past day are deaf until dawn
385	All nearby who've drawn blood in the past day weep for 3d8 rounds
386	All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces age that many years
387	All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces give it all to charity
388	All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces heal as many hit points
389	All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces lose as many hit points
390	All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces pass out for 1d8 hours
391	All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces teleport that many yards
392	All nonliving wood within 50 yards is as brittle as a pretzel
393	All nonliving wood within 50 yards is as pliant as grass
394	All non-magical animals nearby are healed of all disease
395	All non-magical animals nearby are restored to full hit points
396	All non-magical animals nearby shrink by 40%
397	All non-magical books within 50 yards are duplicated
398	All non-magical books within 50 yards must Save or combust
399	All non-sentient animals nearby are 1d100 years
400	All non-sentient animals nearby are panic-stricken
401	All non-sentient animals within 50 yards become vaguely evil
402	All open wounds within 50 yards steam violently but harmlessly
403	All paper now nearby glows in the dark permanently
404	All paper now nearby is fireproof
405	All plant life within 10 miles is sky-blue from now on
406	All plant-based fabric within 50 yards becomes dull brown
407	All plant-based fabric within 50 yards combusts
408	All priestly magic within 500 yards is dispelled
409	All priestly magic within 500 yards is suppressed for 1d10 turns
410	All reflective surfaces in the area display imaginary scenes
411	All reflective surfaces in the area display scenes of carnage
412	All right arms within 50 yards are ethereal until sunset
413	All right arms within 50 yards are invulnerable for 1d10 hours
414	All right arms within 50 yards are paralyzed until dawn
415	All rope within 50 yards can't be cut or broken
416	All rope within 50 yards ignites along its entire length
417	All rope within 50 yards is as rigid as wood
418	All rope within 50 yards is as strong as steel wire
419	All rope within 50 yards is forever unable to hold a knot
420	All rope within 50 yards is permanently invisible
421	All rope within 50 yards shortens by 80%
422	All rope within 50 yards straightens and becomes hard as stone
423	All rope within 50 yards stretches like elastic
424	All rope within 50 yards turns to flesh
425	All saddles within 50 yards are as durable as tempered steel
426	All saddles within 50 yards disappear
427	All shields within 50 yards are fragile like glass for 1d4 rounds
428	All shields within 50 yards are impervious to fire
429	All shields within 50 yards are impervious to harm until sunset
430	All shields within 50 yards are imprinted with ugly faces
431	All shields within 50 yards gain a +1 bonus lasting 1d10 battles
432	All soil and rock within 100 yards vanishes
433	All soil within 50 yards is seeded with an aggressive vegetable
434	All soil within 50 yards turns invisible
435	All spells cast in the last 1d4 rounds are retroactively negated
436	All spells cast in the last 1d4 rounds recur in 1d4 rounds
437	All spells cast in the next 2d6 rounds are invisible in effect
438	All spells cast in the next 2d6 rounds occur 2d6 rounds later
439	All spells cast in this area are accompanied by trumpet fanfare
440	All spells cast in this area are delayed by 2d10 rounds
441	All Summoned creatures within 10 miles are dismissed
442	All Summoned creatures within 10 miles vanish in 1d4 rounds
443	All swords within one mile are hopelessly blunted for 1d4 days
444	All swords within one mile turn to golf clubs until dawn tomorrow
445	All teeth within 50 yards are as black as coal for 1d4 weeks
446	All teeth within 50 yards are rendered invisible for 1d12 months
447	All tempered metal within 50 yards is reduced in weight by 50%
448	All tempered metal within 50 yards is soft as rubber until dawn
449	All thumbs within 50 yards are immune to polymorph magic
450	All thumbs within 50 yards vanish for 1d4 hours
451	All transparent matter within one mile is as fragile as glass
452	All transparent matter within one mile is rendered invisible
453	All trees within 10 miles drop their leaves until next spring
454	All trees within 50 yards are glazed with ice
455	All trees within 50 yards are impervious to saws and axes
456	All trees within 50 yards bear watermelons for 1d4 months
457	All trees within 50 yards become ambulatory
458	All trees within 50 yards become omnivorous
459	All trees within 50 yards chant dirges at every sunset
460	All trees within 50 yards gain a semblance of sentience
461	All trees within 50 yards turn permanently invisible
462	All trees within a one mile vanish
463	All trees within one mile are cut down and stacked as cordwood
464	All trees within one mile are hollow
465	All trees within one mile crumble to dust within 1d4 days
466	All trees within one mile double in height
467	All trees within one mile drip with blood
468	All trees within one mile uproot and move 10 miles to the north
469	All trolls within 10 miles adopt a kinder, gentler philosophy
470	All trolls within 10 miles lose their ability to regenerate
471	All undead skeletons within 10 miles turn to wood
472	All undead within 1d100 miles vanish until sunset tomorrow
473	All undead within 50 yards are restored to full hit points
474	All undead within 50 yards are teleported 1d4 miles
475	All undead within 50 yards attack one random person nearby
476	All undead within one mile can exhale clouds of fog at will
477	All undead within one mile combust and burn until sunset tomorrow
478	All undead within one mile require air just like living creatures
479	All undead within one mile think that they're still alive
480	All vegetable matter within 50 yards, alive or dead, dissolves
481	All vegetation within 10 miles is 10X as nutritious for 1d4 weeks
482	All vegetation within 10 miles is incredibly toxic for 1d4 days
483	All vegetation within 10 miles tastes like manure when cooked
484	All vegetation within 50 yards becomes incredibly lush
485	All vegetation within 50 yards dies within 1d4 rounds
486	All vegetation within 50 yards grows 100X as fast for 2d4 days
487	All vegetation within 50 yards is frozen solid
488	All vegetation within 50 yards turns bone-white for 1d4 days
489	All visible trails or tracks within 10 miles vanish completely
490	All voices within 50 yards seem to issue from the same person
491	All voices within 50 yards sound identical
492	All water within 10 miles is chilled to just above freezing
493	All water within 50 yards becomes invisible
494	All water within 50 yards becomes thick like gelatin
495	All water within 50 yards does nothing to mitigate thirst
496	All water within 50 yards doubles in volume 1d6 times
497	All water within 50 yards holds its temperature for one year
498	All water within 50 yards looks foul but is fresh and sweet
499	All water within 50 yards remains liquid for at least 1d4 months
500	All water within 50 yards smells and tastes strongly of fish
501	All water within 50 yards turns to for over the next 1d4 rounds
502	All water within 50 yards turns to glass
503	All water within 50 yards turns to milk
504	All water within one mile vanishes
505	All weapons and armor within 50 yards seem to be 3X normal weight
506	All weapons nearby are bound to this area and will return to it
507	All weapons within 50 yards appear to be made of bone
508	All weapons within 50 yards are +1 ToHit until dawn tomorrow
509	All weapons within 50 yards are +10 ToHit for 1d4 rounds
510	All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit for 2d12 hours
511	All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit Summoned creatures
512	All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit until their next hit
513	All weapons within 50 yards are +5 ToHit but -5 to damage
514	All weapons within 50 yards are -4 ToHit anyone currently nearby
515	All weapons within 50 yards are caked in sticky clay
516	All weapons within 50 yards are cleaned, polished, and sterilized
517	All weapons within 50 yards are edible
518	All weapons within 50 yards are etched with their owners' names
519	All weapons within 50 yards are impervious to Alteration magic
520	All weapons within 50 yards are invulnerable to acid
521	All weapons within 50 yards are marked with demonic sigils
522	All weapons within 50 yards are piled at the target point
523	All weapons within 50 yards are repelled from the target point
524	All weapons within 50 yards are sealed in candle wax
525	All weapons within 50 yards are stuck in their sheathes
526	All weapons within 50 yards are terribly unwieldy for 4d6 rounds
527	All weapons within 50 yards are the property of some distant king
528	All weapons within 50 yards attract flies and gnats for one week
529	All weapons within 50 yards exude aromatic smoke for 1d6 hours
530	All weapons within 50 yards glow red as though they're very hot
531	All weapons within 50 yards hum in the presence of spilled blood
532	All weapons within 50 yards must Save or be bent like corkscrews
533	All weapons within 50 yards steam violently on contact with water
534	All weapons within 50 yards were forged by an undead smith
535	All weapons within one mile vanish until dawn tomorrow
536	All wheeled vehicles within one mile burst into flame
537	All wheeled vehicles within one mile sink 1d4 feet into the mud
538	All wheels within one mile are chrome-plated
539	All wheels within one mile become perfectly square
540	All who saw this casting are 10% likely to be driven insane
541	All who saw this casting are healed for 1d4 hit points
542	All who saw this casting are soaked with cold gravy
543	All who saw this casting are stricken mute until sunset
544	All who saw this casting are stricken totally deaf for 1d12 hours
545	All who saw this casting are thrown 1d4 days into the future
546	All who saw this casting are unable to sleep for 2d10 days
547	All who saw this casting despise magic for until dawn tomorrow
548	All who saw this casting giggle like lunatics for 3d4 rounds
549	All who saw this casting hear an eerie moaning for 1d4 days
550	All who saw this casting howl at the moon for the next 1d8 nights
551	All who saw this casting lose 1d20 points of Wisdom until sunset
552	All who saw this casting lose 1d4 hit points
553	All who saw this casting stare at the target point until dawn
554	All who saw this casting think that its target has been slain
555	All who saw this casting undertake a pilgrimage to a distant town
556	All within 10 feet are wrapped like mummies
557	All within 10 feet feel like they've just run a marathon
558	All within 10 feet must Save or be teleported 1d100 miles
559	All within 10 feet point loses 1d100 hit points
560	All within 10 miles are convinced that the apocalypse is nigh
561	All within 10 miles identify the target point as a holy site
562	All within 10 miles seek to worship someone near the target point
563	All within 10 yards divest themselves of all gems and jewels
564	All within 10 yards find a diamond worth 1,000 gold pieces
565	All within 50 miles realize that thieves' cant is fictitious
566	All within 50 miles rise up against the king
567	All within 50 yards acquire a distinctive accent
568	All within 50 yards adopt new names and answer only to them
569	All within 50 yards age 1d12 months
570	All within 50 yards and in armor are paralyzed for 2d6 rounds
571	All within 50 yards appear blurry to each other for 1d12 hours
572	All within 50 yards appear to be 1d100 years older
573	All within 50 yards appear to be covered with festering sores
574	All within 50 yards appear to be indescribably ugly to each other
575	All within 50 yards appear to have advanced leprosy
576	All within 50 yards appear to have bubonic plague
577	All within 50 yards are 5% likely to be turned inside out
578	All within 50 yards are 5% likely to become amphibious
579	All within 50 yards are 5% likely to die at dawn tomorrow
580	All within 50 yards are 5% likely to freeze solid
581	All within 50 yards are 5% likely to inherit a small keep
582	All within 50 yards are 5% likely to suffer total amnesia
583	All within 50 yards are 10% likely to age 1d100 years
584	All within 50 yards are 10% likely to be closely related
585	All within 50 yards are 10% likely to be stricken bald forever
586	All within 50 yards are 10% likely to wake tomorrow as undead
587	All within 50 yards are -2 ToHit for 2d10 rounds
588	All within 50 yards are 20% likely to be knocked unconscious
589	All within 50 yards are 20% likely to be paralyzed for 1d4 hours
590	All within 50 yards are 20% likely to lose all but one hit point
591	All within 50 yards are 25% likely to be covered in chocolate
592	All within 50 yards are 30% likely to vanish for 1d6 rounds
593	All within 50 yards are 40% likely to regain full hit points
594	All within 50 yards are a peculiar shade of blue-gray
595	All within 50 yards are AC 0 (no modifiers) for 2d6 hours
596	All within 50 yards are arrested for sedition and treason
597	All within 50 yards are at risk of awakening a vengeful god
598	All within 50 yards are attacked by countless magpies
599	All within 50 yards are attacked by locusts
600	All within 50 yards are banded like protected wildlife
601	All within 50 yards are blamed for some recent catastrophe
602	All within 50 yards are blind while at full hit points
603	All within 50 yards are branded heretics and ordered slain
604	All within 50 yards are branded with the mark of some random god
605	All within 50 yards are carrying an additional 5d10 gold pieces
606	All within 50 yards are carrying an identical iron medallion
607	All within 50 yards are carrying ornate ceremonial daggers
608	All within 50 yards are carrying small discs of carved stone
609	All within 50 yards are charged with an arduous divine quest
610	All within 50 yards are claimed as slaves by the nearest tyrant
611	All within 50 yards are considered pariahs
612	All within 50 yards are covered in creosote
613	All within 50 yards are covered in powdered sugar like doughnuts
614	All within 50 yards are covered with honey and feathers
615	All within 50 yards are disarmed
616	All within 50 yards are discovered to be clones
617	All within 50 yards are doused with molasses
618	All within 50 yards are drafted into military service
619	All within 50 yards are draped in tough, fibrous filaments
620	All within 50 yards are draped with pungent floral garlands
621	All within 50 yards are drenched with cold, soapy water
622	All within 50 yards are drenched with olive oil
623	All within 50 yards are dressed and painted like clowns
624	All within 50 yards are dressed in black and have jet-black hair
625	All within 50 yards are dressed in high quality fur
626	All within 50 yards are dressed in illusory formal wear
627	All within 50 yards are dressed in illusory full plate armor
628	All within 50 yards are dressed in wildly inappropriate attire
629	All within 50 yards are dressed like pirates
630	All within 50 yards are enraged beyond thought or reason
631	All within 50 yards are extremely short-tempered for 1d12 hours
632	All within 50 yards are filthy as though they've never bathed
633	All within 50 yards are glazed with yellow ice
634	All within 50 yards are Held for 6d10 rounds
635	All within 50 yards are holding tiny stone carvings of themselves
636	All within 50 yards are immune to all magic for 1d6 rounds
637	All within 50 yards are immune to disease for 1d6 months
638	All within 50 yards are immune to missile fire for 2d6 rounds
639	All within 50 yards are immune to poison for 1d4 days
640	All within 50 yards are immune to polymorph magic for one year
641	All within 50 yards are immune to reason for 1d4 days
642	All within 50 yards are implicated in a huge royal scandal
643	All within 50 yards are individually shrouded in fog
644	All within 50 yards are invisible for 1d4 rounds
645	All within 50 yards are invisible to a single person nearby
646	All within 50 yards are invisible to all others within 50 yards
647	All within 50 yards are invisible to birds
648	All within 50 yards are invisible to reptiles for 1d6 hours
649	All within 50 yards are invisible when seen from below
650	All within 50 yards are involved in a diplomatic nightmare
651	All within 50 yards are invulnerable to wood for 1d10 rounds
652	All within 50 yards are liberally sprayed with octopus ink
653	All within 50 yards are now standing in the nearest building
654	All within 50 yards are now wearing tap-shoes
655	All within 50 yards are offered for sale on the open market
656	All within 50 yards are overpoweringly thirsty
657	All within 50 yards are painted with woad
658	All within 50 yards are paralyzed by indecision for 1d4 rounds
659	All within 50 yards are pardoned for any outstanding crimes
660	All within 50 yards are permanently branded as escaped slaves
661	All within 50 yards are profoundly drunk for 1d10 rounds
662	All within 50 yards are pushed 1d10 yards from the target point
663	All within 50 yards are ravenously hungry
664	All within 50 yards are restored to full hit points
665	All within 50 yards are rumored to be undead
666	All within 50 yards are rumored to belong to some bizarre cult
667	All within 50 yards are showered in maggots
668	All within 50 yards are smeared with a foul-smelling gelatin
669	All within 50 yards are sprayed with skunk musk
670	All within 50 yards are standing on three-foot cast iron discs
671	All within 50 yards are sterile for 2d12 months
672	All within 50 yards are stricken mute for 1d6 rounds
673	All within 50 yards are strongly addicted to some kind of poison
674	All within 50 yards are suddenly arranged in a big circle
675	All within 50 yards are suddenly barefoot
676	All within 50 yards are suddenly extremely drunk
677	All within 50 yards are suddenly seated in the lotus position
678	All within 50 yards are tempted to dabble in cannibalism
679	All within 50 yards are thoroughly cleansed
680	All within 50 yards are thrown 1d4 days into the future
681	All within 50 yards are unable to breathe for 1d20 rounds
682	All within 50 yards are unable to move their feet for 2d10 rounds
683	All within 50 yards are unable to sleep for 2d20 days
684	All within 50 yards are unable to use magic for 1d8 hours
685	All within 50 yards are unable to wield weapons while in armor
686	All within 50 yards are unable to wield wooden weapons until dawn
687	All within 50 yards are wearing beekeepers' veils
688	All within 50 yards are wearing ostrich feathers in their hair
689	All within 50 yards are wearing wooden shoes
690	All within 50 yards become hopelessly lost for 1d4 hours
691	All within 50 yards believe that they're dreaming
692	All within 50 yards can see just fine in normal darkness
693	All within 50 yards covet the possessions of one person nearby
694	All within 50 yards crackle with ozone for 6d6 rounds
695	All within 50 yards dance lasciviously for 1d6 rounds
696	All within 50 yards develop an acute fear of wood
697	All within 50 yards die in a huge explosion but resurrect at dawn
698	All within 50 yards disarm themselves and race to a nearby river
699	All within 50 yards disarm themselves as quickly as they can
700	All within 50 yards exchange places with someone else nearby
701	All within 50 yards exhale steam as if the air were very cold
702	All within 50 yards feel a wildly different ambient temperature
703	All within 50 yards feel insects crawling over their skin
704	All within 50 yards feel intense hunger at the sight of blood
705	All within 50 yards feel overpowering fear for 2d6 rounds
706	All within 50 yards feel unfocused yet overwhelming disgust
707	All within 50 yards find obscene tattoos on their bodies
708	All within 50 yards find that their clothes are torn and bloody
709	All within 50 yards forget everyone's name
710	All within 50 yards forget how to use weapons or magic until dawn
711	All within 50 yards gain 1d1000 Experience Points
712	All within 50 yards grow 1d4 inches
713	All within 50 yards have a copy of a mysterious brass key
714	All within 50 yards have a mark identifying them as pariahs
715	All within 50 yards have an additional, functioning kidney
716	All within 50 yards have clouded vision for 2d6 rounds
717	All within 50 yards have conflicting memories of the past day
718	All within 50 yards have five pounds of butter in their pockets
719	All within 50 yards have gone without sleep for 3d4 days
720	All within 50 yards have horrifying visions of future tragedy
721	All within 50 yards have just run 1d10 miles
722	All within 50 yards have the exact same voice
723	All within 50 yards laugh like lunatics for 4d6 rounds
724	All within 50 yards levitate 1d6 feet for 2d6 rounds
725	All within 50 yards look and smell as if they've been in a fire
726	All within 50 yards look like cadavers when seen from behind
727	All within 50 yards lose 1 hit point per round spent in that area
728	All within 50 yards lose 1d6 levels until sunset tomorrow
729	All within 50 yards lose 1d8 hit points but gain 1d10 hit points
730	All within 50 yards mount an attack upon the nearest castle
731	All within 50 yards move as if they're underwater
732	All within 50 yards must hibernate this winter
733	All within 50 yards must remain in this area until dawn tomorrow
734	All within 50 yards must remain within 10 yards of each other
735	All within 50 yards must repeat everything they say for 1d10 days
736	All within 50 yards must Save each morning or age 1d4 years
737	All within 50 yards must Save or be attacked by rats and mice
738	All within 50 yards must Save or be branded like cattle
739	All within 50 yards must Save or be burned for 1d10 hit points
740	All within 50 yards must Save or be Slowed
741	All within 50 yards must Save or be soaked with icy brine
742	All within 50 yards must Save or be stricken mute for 1d4 months
743	All within 50 yards must Save or be Teleported 2d10 miles
744	All within 50 yards must Save or be thrown into nearby trees
745	All within 50 yards must Save or be tightly bound in wire
746	All within 50 yards must Save or feel 1d100° colder
747	All within 50 yards must Save or feel 1d100° warmer
748	All within 50 yards must Save or flee in panic for 2d10 rounds
749	All within 50 yards must Save or sink 4d12 inches into the ground
750	All within 50 yards must Save or suffer blinding pain until dawn
751	All within 50 yards must Save or suffer frostbite in 1d10 fingers
752	All within 50 yards must Save or their clothes burst into flame
753	All within 50 yards must Save or their hair combusts
754	All within 50 yards must Save or their hands shrink by 50%
755	All within 50 yards must Save or they must re-roll their stats
756	All within 50 yards must Save vs Death or be shorn of all hair
757	All within 50 yards must Save, or their wounds will never heal
758	All within 50 yards now have bright blue hair
759	All within 50 yards preach a ridiculous "abstinence only" policy
760	All within 50 yards quickly devour any food that they're carrying
761	All within 50 yards run at top speed toward the target point
762	All within 50 yards see illusory animals flitting about the area
763	All within 50 yards shrink 1d4 inches
764	All within 50 yards smell like carrion until sunset tomorrow
765	All within 50 yards smell strongly of alcohol
766	All within 50 yards smell strongly of brimstone until sunrise
767	All within 50 yards smell strongly of manure for 1d4 days
768	All within 50 yards suddenly have perfectly groomed hair
769	All within 50 yards talk like 1930's movie gangsters
770	All within 50 yards think that a deity is in their midst
771	All within 50 yards think that all others nearby are lying
772	All within 50 yards think that all others nearby are on fire
773	All within 50 yards think that fire is edible
774	All within 50 yards think that they're being attacked by zombies
775	All within 50 yards think that they're in a parallel universe
776	All within 50 yards think that they're standing in knee-deep snow
777	All within 50 yards think that they've suffered massive injuries
778	All within 50 yards think they'll die unless they remain standing
779	All within 50 yards think they've shrunk by 90%
780	All within 50 yards throw their weapons as far as they can
781	All within 50 yards vanish for 3d10 rounds
782	All within 50 yards weep hysterically but can act normally
783	All within 50 yards who are injured smell strongly of peppermint
784	All within 50 yards who are not now bleeding fall unconscious
785	All within 50 yards who are now bleeding fall unconscious
786	All within 50 yards who breathe air suffocate for 2d10 rounds
787	All within 50 yards will be fully healed at the end of 3d8 rounds
788	All within 50 yards will become undead when they die
789	All within 50 yards will die if any one of them dies before dawn
790	All within 50 yards witness a miraculous manifestation of a deity
791	All wood within one mile is fireproof for 1d4 weeks
792	All worked stone within 50 yards absorbs water like a sponge
793	All worked stone within 50 yards begins eroding rapidly
794	All worked stone within 50 yards blazes with illusory flame
795	All worked stone within 50 yards clangs like bronze bells
796	All worked stone within 50 yards hums audibly in moonlight
797	All worked stone within 50 yards increases in size by 1d100%
798	All worked stone within 50 yards is as shiny as a mirror
799	All worked stone within 50 yards is briefly pliant as soft clay
800	All worked stone within 50 yards is clear like glass
801	All worked stone within 50 yards is etched with blasphemous runes
802	All worked stone within 50 yards is now 3d100° colder
803	All worked stone within 50 yards is water soluble
804	All worked stone within 50 yards oozes blood for 1d4 hours
805	All worked stone within 50 yards returns to its natural state
806	All worked stone within 50 yards turns to ice
807	All written text within 50 yards appears reversed in sunlight
808	All written text within 50 yards can only be read by moonlight
809	All written text within 50 yards hums audibly while being read
810	All written text within 50 yards is reversed
811	All written text within 50 yards shrinks by 50%
812	An ancient battle is endlessly reenacted on this site by ghosts
813	An animal species native to the area acquires sentience
814	An animal species native to the area actually controls the throne
815	An animal species native to the area is now immune to magic
816	An animal species native to the area quickly goes extinct
817	An arrogant, inarticulate twit achieves great political power
818	An asteroid 1d20 miles in diameter strikes the planet near here
819	An enormous black disc hovers over the area for 1d4 hours
820	An enormous cache of classified documents is found nearby
821	An enormous cache of D-Cell batteries is found nearby
822	An enormous castle formed entirely of ice appears nearby
823	An enormous fishing net settles over a 100 yard radius
824	An enormous head of sculpted stone bursts from the ground
825	An enormous oak tree appears at the target point
826	An enormous sand castle appears at the target point
827	An enormous volume of acrid smoke spews from the target point
828	An exact copy of the moon appears 180° away from the original one
829	An experimental forge in a nearby town achieves critical mass
830	An incredibly dangerous and powerful artifact appears nearby
831	An incredibly dangerous toxin is released into a nearby river
832	An incredibly foul entity is summoned to the target point
833	An ingot of metallic hydrogen appears at the target point
834	An ingot of neutronium appears at the target point
835	An ingot of some impossible metal appears at the target point
836	An intoxicatingly delightful scent issues from the target point
837	An intricate maze of panels of ice sprouts in a 100 yard radius
838	An intricate maze of tall hedges sprouts in a 100 yard radius
839	An intricate sculpture of blown glass appears at the target point
840	An invisible, whistling octopus slithers through the area
841	An overpoweringly foul stench issues from the target point
842	An unusually virulent form of plague breaks out in a nearby town
843	Ants appear to swarm on all blades within 50 yards
844	Any active charms and enchantments nearby are negated until dawn
845	Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards are now 10X as potent
846	Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards become powerfully toxic
847	Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards combust violently
848	Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards induce temporary insanity
849	Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards turn to mercury
850	Any artifacts within 50 miles become non-functional for 2d6 days
851	Any beneficial enchantments now in effect nearby are dispelled
852	Any blades currently sheathed nearby make their sheathes combust
853	Any blood spilled in this area combusts on contact with water
854	Any blood spilled in this area discolors the ground
855	Any charged magical items nearby are fully recharged
856	Any charged magical items nearby are triggered upon their owners
857	Any charged magical items nearby can't be used until tomorrow
858	Any charged magical items nearby lose 1d10 charges
859	Any exposed rock nearby is polished as smooth as glass
860	Any fireball cast nearby is 1% likely to scorch a one mile radius
861	Any fires now burning within 10 miles are extinguished
862	Any fires now burning within 10 miles exude hallucinogenic smoke
863	Any fires now burning within 10 miles provide no heat
864	Any fires now burning within 10 miles provide no light
865	Any fires now burning within 10 miles turn into pools of water
866	Any fires now burning within 50 yards quadruple in size
867	Any fires now burning within ten miles attract undead like moths
868	Any food now in this area tastes strongly of blood
869	Any food now within 50 yards induces bacchanalia when eaten
870	Any food now within 50 yards induces drowsiness when eaten
871	Any food now within 50 yards induces madness when eaten
872	Any food now within 50 yards turns to iron
873	Any food now within 50 yards will turn to lead when consumed
874	Any gold nearby is invisible in sunlight
875	Any gold within 50 yards liquefies
876	Any ice or snow within 10 miles can't melt for 1d12 months
877	Any ice or snow within 10 miles feels painfully hot to the touch
878	Any magical protections now in place nearby are negated
879	Any magical seals or locks within one mile are negated
880	Any magical seals or locks within one mile are permanently sealed
881	Any magical seals or locks within one mile shine like the sun
882	Any magical symbols, glyphs, or seals within 50 yards are negated
883	Any magical traps within one mile are triggered
884	Any meat eaten nearby in the last 24 hours was human flesh
885	Any nearby outcroppings of rock burst into flame
886	Any nearby water in a container becomes carbonated
887	Any nearby water in a container becomes heavily chlorinated
888	Any non-living wood within one mile becomes clear like glass
889	Any open wounds in the area heal into scars shaped like runes
890	Any open wounds in the area heal into ugly, purplish scars
891	Any outstanding campaign plot inconsistencies are hereby resolved
892	Any pack animals within one mile race away at top speed
893	Any priest nearby is 10% likely to think he's his god
894	Any ranged spells cast nearby are delayed for 3d10 rounds
895	Any ranged spells cast nearby have a range of zero
896	Any range-zero spells cast nearby affect someone else instead
897	Any range-zero spells cast nearby last only one round
898	Any scroll cases within 50 yards are sealed for 1d100 years
899	Any scroll cases within 50 yards digest their contents
900	Any spells currently in effect within 100 yards are negated
901	Any standing water within 50 yards boils violently
902	Any standing water within 50 yards can be used as a scrying pool
903	Any water now within 50 yards can never be frozen
904	Any Wishes thus far granted to any within 50 yards are negated
905	Any wood now within 50 yards provides no heat if burned
906	Any wooden structures within one mile turn to durable stone
907	Anyone bearing a holy symbol nearby is healed for 1d4 hit points
908	Anyone bearing a holy symbol nearby loses 1d10 hit points
909	Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is swarmed by thousands of moths
910	Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is thrown 1d100 yards
911	Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is tightly swaddled in it
912	Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is unable to sleep for 3d10 days
913	Anyone carrying food nearby is arrested for smuggling contraband
914	Anyone carrying food nearby is swarmed by countless wasps
915	Anyone currently bleeding nearby is stricken with plague
916	Anyone currently bleeding nearby wakes tomorrow in prison
917	Anyone currently wielding a weapon nearby is stricken mute
918	Anyone in armor within 10 yards can't breathe for 2d10 rounds
919	Anyone in armor within 10 yards can't remove it for 1d10 days
920	Anyone in armor within 10 yards is afraid of magic for 2d8 rounds
921	Anyone in armor within 10 yards is attacked by a magical wolf
922	Anyone in armor within 10 yards is immune to magic for 1d4 rounds
923	Anyone in armor within 10 yards is pelted by hail for 3d10 rounds
924	Anyone in armor within 10 yards is thrown 1d10 yards
925	Anyone in armor within 10 yards loses 1d4 hit points
926	Anyone in armor within 10 yards regains 1d6 hit points
927	Anyone in armor within 10 yards sneezes repeatedly for 3d6 rounds
928	Anyone leaving the area finds that 1d4 weeks have passed
929	Anyone nearby and facing the target point disappears until dawn
930	Anyone nearby and facing the target point is blinded until dawn
931	Anyone nearby and facing the target point is blown back 6d10 feet
932	Anyone nearby and facing the target point is covered by moss
933	Anyone nearby and facing the target point is covered in soot
934	Anyone nearby and facing the target point is dusted with flour
935	Anyone nearby and facing the target point is obsessed with magic
936	Anyone nearby and facing the target point is paralyzed until dawn
937	Anyone nearby and facing the target point is suddenly naked
938	Anyone nearby and facing the target point loses all hair
939	Anyone nearby and facing the target point runs to a nearby river
940	Anyone nearby and less than five feet tall grows 1d6 inches
941	Anyone nearby and less than five feet tall vanishes for 1d4 days
942	Anyone nearby and more than five feet tall runs 1d10 miles away
943	Anyone nearby and more than five feet tall shrinks to that height
944	Anyone nearby and not wearing armor is attacked by huge wasps
945	Anyone nearby and not wearing armor loses 1d4 hit points
946	Anyone nearby at full hit points is fined 1d100 gold pieces
947	Anyone nearby at full hit points is immune to poison gas
948	Anyone nearby at full hit points is reduced to 1d4 hit points
949	Anyone nearby bearing a flag or standard is struck by lightning
950	Anyone nearby bearing a flag or standard shrinks by 25%
951	Anyone nearby can never be teleported while wearing clothes
952	Anyone nearby can never drown while barefoot
953	Anyone nearby of racially mixed blood suffers agony for 1d4 turns
954	Anyone nearby who ate in the past 1d4 hours is ravenously hungry
955	Anyone nearby who ate in the past 1d4 hours vanishes until dawn
956	Anyone nearby who attempts to teleport will wind up right here
957	Anyone nearby who spills blood by moonlight is stricken blind
958	Anyone nearby who tries to turn invisible glows brightly instead
959	Anyone nearby who tries to turn invisible loses 1d10 hit points
960	Anyone nearby who turns invisible is bright orange forever after
961	Anyone nearby who used magic in the past round falls unconscious
962	Anyone nearby who used magic in the past round is soaked in brine
963	Anyone nearby who's barefoot must Save or be shod like a horse
964	Anyone nearby who's barefoot must Save or their feet dissolve
965	Anyone nearby who's carrying an artifact is possessed by it
966	Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is severely burned
967	Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is stricken bald
968	Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is terrified of fire
969	Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is terrified of the dark
970	Anyone nearby who's carrying rope has a hanging scar on his neck
971	Anyone nearby who's carrying rope is thoroughly entangled in it
972	Anyone nearby who's carrying rope wakes tomorrow at this location
973	Anyone nearby who's slain by a zombie will become a zombie
974	Anyone nearby wielding a missile weapon is acutely near-sighted
975	Anyone nearby wielding a missile weapon is teleported 1d6 miles
976	Anyone nearby with a blade other than a sword can't locate it
977	Anyone nearby with a blade other than a sword falls unconscious
978	Anyone nearby with an axe is attacked by a nearby tree
979	Anyone nearby with an axe is desperate to fell the nearest tree
980	Anyone nearby with an axe is suddenly carrying a lute or guitar
981	Anyone nearby with an axe is totally invulnerable for 1d6 rounds
982	Anyone nearby with bloodstained clothes is revered as a prophet
983	Anyone nearby with bloodstained clothes smells like a corpse
984	Anyone nearby with formal military rank is ordered to the front
985	Anyone nearby with formal military rank is stripped of that rank
986	Anyone nearby with long hair is all but scalped
987	Anyone nearby with more than 50 gold pieces is terribly miserly
988	Anyone nearby with more than 50 gold pieces loses all wealth
989	Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby has +2 ToHit until dawn
990	Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby loses 1d10 hit points
991	Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby regains 1d10 hit points
992	Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby teleports 10d100 yards
993	Anyone now wielding a sword nearby is knocked to the ground
994	Anyone on a horse within 50 yards falls from it clumsily
995	Anyone on a horse within 50 yards has a craving for horsemeat
996	Anyone slain nearby completely decomposes in 1d4 rounds
997	Anyone slain nearby completely fossilizes in 1d4 rounds
998	Anyone slain nearby exudes flammable vapor for 1d4 days
999	Anyone slain nearby is resurrected with opposite alignment
1000	Anyone slain nearby is revealed to be a doppelganger

9001-10000 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	Anyone slain nearby issues cryptic prophecy before dying
2	Anyone slain nearby turns instantly to stone
3	Anyone slain nearby turns to coal over 1d4 rounds
4	Anyone using magic nearby briefly appears to be made of wood
5	Anyone using magic nearby gives off a pungent and offensive odor
6	Anyone using magic nearby glows a pale green hue for 24 hours
7	Anyone using magic nearby is intensely attractive for 1d4 rounds
8	Anyone wielding a sword nearby is highly susceptible to poison
9	Anyone wielding a sword nearby loses 1d4 fingers for 1d4 weeks
10	Anyone within 50 yards who is of Elfish descent is arrested
11	Anyone within 50 yards who is of Elfish descent is blinded
12	Anyone within 50 yards with a tattoo loses 4d10 hit points
13	Anyone within 50 yards with a tattoo will be skinned after death
14	Arcane magic cast within 10 miles is heralded by horrid shrieking
15	Arcane magic is impossible within 10 miles for 1d4 hours
16	Blinding smoke issues from the ground when magic is cast nearby
17	Blinding smoke swirls about the area for 1d4 hours
18	Blood sprays from the target point like water from a hose
19	Celestial voices resonate in the air for 1d10 turns
20	Combustion can never occur within 10 yards of the target point
21	Combustion is not possible within 10 miles for 3d8 hours
22	Countless droplets of sticky black tar rain down on the area
23	Countless sharpened stakes jut from the ground in the area
24	Countless slugs and snails litter the ground
25	Countless small lumps of cheese rain down on the area
26	Countless tiny carvings of wooden ducks rain down on the area
27	Diabolical voices issue from the target point
28	Diaphanous jellyfish drift through the air high overhead
29	Displays of hostile emotion are impossible nearby for 6d10 rounds
30	Distances in this area are very difficult to judge accurately
31	Divination magic is impossible for 1d4 days
32	Divination magic is wildly unreliable for 1d4 days
33	Eerie and ominous susurrations issue from the air for one week
34	Enormous birds circle silently overhead for 1d12 hours
35	Events now happening nearby are actually happening 500 years ago
36	Events now happening nearby are in exact accordance with prophecy
37	Events now happening nearby give rise to a new religion
38	Every living creature in the world falls asleep for 6d10 minutes
39	Every living creature in the world hears the word "Xyzzy"
40	Every tree within one mile has an eerie face carved in its bark
41	Every tree within one mile has cryptic runes carved in its bark
42	Every tree within one mile hums sonorously
43	Everyone nearby gains a language known only to those in this area
44	Everyone within 10 yards is chained together
45	Everyone within 50 yards disgorges a large, hairy spider
46	Everyone within 50 yards has 1d100 gold pieces in his pocket
47	Everyone within 50 yards has 1d6 orc's teeth in his pocket
48	Everyone within 50 yards has a 1% chance to become a god
49	Everyone within 50 yards has a 2% chance to explode
50	Everyone within 50 yards has a big snowball in his pocket
51	Everyone within 50 yards has a hen's egg in his pocket
52	Everyone within 50 yards has a lighted candle in his pocket
53	Everyone within 50 yards has a live cobra in his pocket
54	Everyone within 50 yards has a live salmon in his pocket
55	Everyone within 50 yards has a lump of quartz in his mouth
56	Everyone within 50 yards has a red hot coal in his pocket
57	Everyone within 50 yards has a signet ring in his pocket
58	Everyone within 50 yards has a small diamond in his pocket
59	Everyone within 50 yards has an iron ring around his wrist
60	Everyone within 50 yards has delicate glass globe in his pocket
61	Everyone within 50 yards has someone's severed hand in his pocket
62	Everyone within 50 yards is fined 1d100 gold pieces
63	Everyone within 50 yards is holding a wooden cup full of wine
64	Everyone within 50 yards is holding an ice cream cone
65	Everyone within 50 yards is stamped with the king's royal seal
66	Everyone within 50 yards is standing in a small bucket
67	Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly exhausted
68	Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a block of dry ice
69	Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a bucket of chum
70	Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a chicken
71	Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a helium balloon
72	Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a small skull
73	Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding an ingot of lead
74	Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly indoors (or outdoors)
75	Everyone within 50 yards is tattooed with a sequential number
76	Everyone within 50 yards swaps his name with someone else nearby
77	Everyone within one mile identifies someone nearby as a deity
78	Everyone within one mile is stricken with intense apathy
79	Everything with one foot of the target point ceases to exist
80	Everything within 5 feet ceases to exist
81	Everything within 5 feet radiates strong magic for one year
82	Everything within 50 yards appears to be lit by blacklight
83	Everything within 50 yards appears to radiate intense evil
84	Everything within 50 yards is permanently drained of color
85	Everything within 50 yards shakes violently for 3d10 rounds
86	Evidence is found of a massive, systematic policy of torture
87	Evidence is found of alien intervention in this world's history
88	Farmland within one mile is amazingly fertile for 1d10+1 years
89	Farmland within one mile is barren for 1d10+1 years
90	Fast-drying concrete covers the area to a depth of 6d6 inches
91	Fire belches forth from the target point for 10d10 hours
92	Fires in this area are drawn toward the target point
93	Food eaten within one mile of this spot gives no nutrition
94	Food eaten within one mile provides twice the normal nutrition
95	For 1d10 rounds, air within 50 yards is as opaque as steel
96	For 1d10 rounds, all wood within 50 yards is water soluble
97	For 1d10 rounds, any spells cast nearby turn their casters yellow
98	For 1d10 rounds, water is highly toxic to all within 50 yards
99	For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby are hot enough to melt steel
100	For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby are visible through metal or stone
101	For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby aren't warm enough to melt ice
102	For 1d6 months, all flame in the world is blue
103	For 2d4 rounds, the ground within 50 yards flexes like elastic
104	For 2d4 rounds, the ground within 50 yards turns to quicksand
105	For one month the moon appears as bright as the Sun
106	For one month the moon appears to fill half of the night sky
107	For one month the Sun appears only as bright as the full moon
108	For one month the Sun is invisible though it still provides light
109	For one round, any nearby priest has 10% chance to summon his god
110	For one turn, the area is lit only by countless flashbulbs
111	For one turn, the area is lit only by flickering candlelight
112	For one year, flashing lights accompany spells cast in this area
113	For one year, spells cast in this area last only one round
114	From now on, all within 50 yards are left-handed
115	From now on, all within 50 yards look as wounded as they are now
116	Genocidal war breaks out between two or more major races
117	Gravity is skewed by 45° in this area until sunrise tomorrow
118	Gravity within 100 yards has no effect on wood
119	Half a ton of iron filings sprays from the target point
120	Half a ton of pureed carrots sprays from the target point
121	Half of the people nearby are half-invisible to the other half
122	Half of the people nearby are teleported 1d4 miles north
123	Half of the planet vanishes, but the remaining half is stable
124	Half the planet spins clockwise, the other half counter-clockwise
125	Hallucinogenic mist billows from the target point until sunset
126	Highly flammable gas sprays from the target point
127	Horrific, deafening laughter echoes through the area for one week
128	Horses tend to throw their riders while traveling in this area
129	Huge animal-shapes are traced in the soil in a one mile radius
130	Huge volumes of strongly emetic vapor spray from the target point
131	Huge, cryptic symbols appear on the side of a nearby mountain
132	Hundreds of highly venomous snakes emerge from the ground
133	Hundreds of hungry dogs appear in the vicinity
134	Hundreds of thousands of acorns fall from the sky
135	Hurricane-strength winds swirl around the target point
136	Ice cold water sprays from the ground beneath the target point
137	Ice suddenly covers the ground nearby to a depth of 1d6 inches
138	Icy mist issues from the target for 1d4 days
139	If indoors, all exits are sealed; if not, roll again
140	If indoors, the building is evacuated of air; if not, roll again
141	If indoors, the building shrinks by 50%; if not, roll again
142	If indoors, the building vanishes; if not, roll again
143	If the area is wooded, all nearby become lost; if not, roll again
144	In this area, moonlight causes sound to be stifled
145	In this area, non-magical metal is invisible under moonlight
146	In this area, sunlight seems 1d4 times as bright as normal
147	In this region, arcane magic is blamed for all kinds of disasters
148	In this region, Dwarves are considered a rare delicacy
149	In this region, Dwarves consider clothing to be unnecessary
150	In this region, gold is invulnerable to magic
151	In this region, hail has been falling for 2d4 days
152	In this region, it's been snowing for two weeks straight
153	In this region, missile weapons are considered cowardly
154	In this region, possession of gold is now a capital offense
155	In this region, the use of arcane magic is punishable by death
156	In this region, the use of magic items is heavily taxed
157	In this region, the use of priestly magic is strictly controlled
158	Innumerable glowing orbs emerge from the target point
159	It's suddenly night, lasting until dawn would normally occur
160	Jagged rocks erupt from the ground in a 100 yard radius
161	Large poppies bloom in a 100 yard radius from the target point
162	Lightning bolts issue from the spell's target point
163	Loud thunder booms overhead whenever magic is used in this area
164	Magic users are persecuted throughout this country
165	Magical healing is not possible within 10 miles
166	Magical healing is unreliable during daylight within 10 miles
167	Magical illusions are impossible within 10 miles for 2d4-1 days
168	Magical invisibility is forever impossible within 50 miles
169	Many thousands of birds soon take up residence in this area
170	Missile attacks are futile within 50 yards of the target point
171	Missiles fired nearby all fly toward the same creature
172	Missiles fired nearby are 5% likely to induce True Love
173	Missiles fired nearby can induce paralysis on a successful hit
174	Missiles fired nearby crash like thunder when they hit
175	Missiles fired nearby disintegrate while in flight
176	Missiles fired nearby explode into embers after 1d4 rounds
177	Missiles fired nearby fly straight up into the sky and vanish
178	Missiles fired nearby have an absolute range limit of 10 yards
179	Missiles fired nearby hit the spell's target point
180	Missiles fired nearby inflict damage only on a ToHit roll of 20
181	Missiles fired nearby invariably miss their targets
182	Missiles fired nearby leave colorful trails of light
183	Missiles fired nearby travel an additional 1d10 miles
184	Moonlight in this area induces extreme covetousness
185	Moonlight in this area induces extreme melancholy in Elves
186	Moonlight in this area induces furious bloodlust
187	Moonlight in this area induces pain in lycanthropes
188	Moonlight in this area induces panic in those of INT 14 or above
189	Moonlight in this area induces unrestrained lecherousness
190	Moonlight in this area is blood red
191	Natural animals in this area can readily detect magic
192	Natural animals respond badly to anyone now within 50 yards
193	Nearest bridge appears in the immediate area
194	Nearest bridge appears to be a rainbow
195	Nearest bridge appears to be made of thick fog
196	Nearest bridge can't be crossed by anyone wearing footwear
197	Nearest bridge collapses after the next 1d6 people cross it
198	Nearest bridge is as pliant as rubber
199	Nearest bridge is burned
200	Nearest bridge is clear like glass
201	Nearest bridge is made of teeth
202	Nearest bridge is suddenly over troubled waters
203	Nearest bridge is takes 2d4 hours to cross
204	Nearest bridge opens like a drawbridge
205	Nearest bridge turns permanently invisible
206	Nearest building can only be entered by walking backwards
207	Nearest building is exactly duplicated at the target point
208	Nearest door appears at the target point
209	Nearest door is a jar
210	Nearest door is a portal to an ancient temple of a powerful deity
211	Nearest door opens to a point 1d10 days in the future
212	Nearest door opens to a point 1d10 miles in the air
213	Nearest door opens to the target point
214	Nearest doorway can't be traversed by anyone at full hit points
215	Nearest doorway can't be traversed by anyone wearing armor
216	Nearest doorway causes all who pass through it to age 1d4 years
217	Nearest forest acquires malevolent sentience and intelligence
218	Nearest forest is set ablaze
219	Nearest government collapses amid rumors of infernal pacts
220	Nearest government switches to a manure-based economic system
221	Nearest horse becomes bipedal
222	Nearest horse sprouts two additional pairs of functional legs
223	Nearest lake becomes crystal clear but is highly toxic to humans
224	Nearest lake can't be safely traversed by any sort of watercraft
225	Nearest lake completely drains in a slow, clockwise spiral
226	Nearest lake completely evaporates over the next 1d4 rounds
227	Nearest lake conceals a sunken city containing incredible riches
228	Nearest lake contains a sunken armada from some long-lost navy
229	Nearest lake contains an ice berg
230	Nearest lake doubles its volume during each of the next 1d4 days
231	Nearest lake drains to reveal the corpse of a long-dead deity
232	Nearest lake freezes completely solid over the next 1d4 rounds
233	Nearest lake heats to 200° over the next 1d4 rounds
234	Nearest lake is covered by a tarp
235	Nearest lake is encircled by a moat of flaming pitch
236	Nearest lake is home to a colony of unaging amphibious humanoids
237	Nearest lake is perpetually fog-shrouded
238	Nearest lake rises as a huge water elemental and walks to the sea
239	Nearest lake suddenly appears at the center of the nearest town
240	Nearest lake suppresses magic within one mile of its shores
241	Nearest lake undergoes massive tidal surges for one week
242	Nearest monastery conceals a gate to hell
243	Nearest monastery holds the only copies of many priceless books
244	Nearest monastery often engages in dangerous and abhorrent rites
245	Nearest mountain slides 1d10 miles north
246	Nearest oak tree grows to 20X its current size
247	Nearest oak tree is older than the entire world
248	Nearest oak tree periodically shoots poisonous thorns
249	Nearest oak tree turns to bronze
250	Nearest oak tree turns to solid gold
251	Nearest oak tree uproots and goes on a rampage
252	Nearest priest becomes fearless in the face of death
253	Nearest priest believes he's been excommunicated
254	Nearest priest believes that cannibalism is a sacrament
255	Nearest priest believes that clothing is an abomination
256	Nearest priest believes that he's recently slain his deity
257	Nearest priest believes that his deity has abandoned him
258	Nearest priest believes that his deity has made him immortal
259	Nearest priest believes that his deity is at his beck and call
260	Nearest priest believes that his deity is standing nearby
261	Nearest priest believes that someone nearby is his deity
262	Nearest priest falls badly out of favor with his deity
263	Nearest priest finds a book of nice and accurate prophecies
264	Nearest priest has been stealing from the church's coffers
265	Nearest priest has secretly engaged in commendable charity work
266	Nearest priest is implicated in a scandal involving livestock
267	Nearest priest is summoned by his deity
268	Nearest priest is wholly immune to arcane magic for 4d6 hours
269	Nearest priest realizes that he's worshipping the wrong deity
270	Nearest priest thinks he's being persecuted for his beliefs
271	Nearest river conceals the entrance to a great underground empire
272	Nearest river freezes solid over the next 1d10 rounds
273	Nearest river is dammed
274	Nearest river is damned
275	Nearest river is discovered to be artificial
276	Nearest river is now 1d4X as deep as it was this morning
277	Nearest river is permanently blood red but is otherwise unchanged
278	Nearest river now runs directly through the nearest town
279	Nearest river now runs directly through this area
280	Nearest stone structure undergoes explosive decompression
281	Nearest town breaks loose from the mainland and drifts out to sea
282	Nearest town descends into weeks of mindless debauchery
283	Nearest town erupts into riots and turf wars
284	Nearest town is actually hidden within a modern wildlife preserve
285	Nearest town is annexed by a warring neighbor nation
286	Nearest town is completely deserted
287	Nearest town is completely overrun by marauding orcs
288	Nearest town is inaccessible by land
289	Nearest town is populated entirely by a brutal and dangerous cult
290	Nearest town is populated entirely by anthropomorphic pigs
291	Nearest town is populated entirely by illusions
292	Nearest town is populated entirely by undead
293	Nearest town is razed
294	Nearest town is the site of an ancient magical battle
295	Nearest town is totally forgotten by the outside world
296	Nearest town secedes from the kingdom
297	Nearest town signs a secret pact with an invading horde of orcs
298	Nearest wizard breaks his staff and throws his books into the sea
299	Nearest wizard can only use magic in full daylight
300	Nearest wizard is beseeched by a girl, her dog, and three friends
301	Nearest wizard is challenged to a magical duel by a dragon
302	Nearest wizard is equally affected by magic he casts on others
303	Nearest wizard is exposed as a fraud and a charlatan
304	Nearest wizard is unable to cast magic upon himself
305	Nearest wizard suspects that he's a fraud and a charlatan
306	Next 1d4 people to draw weapons nearby fall unconscious
307	Next 1d4 people to draw weapons nearby forget how to use them
308	Next 1d4+1 spells cast in this area also trigger Chaos Bursts
309	Next area-effect magic used nearby affects only a single target
310	Next area-effect magic used nearby affects only males
311	Next area-effect magic used nearby centers on a point miles away
312	Next area-effect magic used nearby centers on its caster
313	Next fire-based magic used nearby causes panic in all who see it
314	Next fire-based magic used nearby detonates on its caster
315	Next fire-based magic used nearby produces cold instead of heat
316	Next fire-based magic used nearby produces impenetrable darkness
317	Next fire-based magic used nearby produces smoke but no fire
318	Next fire-based magic used nearby produces water instead of fire
319	Next person nearby to draw blood also loses that many hit points
320	Next person nearby to draw blood appears in the nearest prison
321	Next person nearby to draw blood becomes water soluble
322	Next person nearby to draw blood can use no weapon for 2d12 hours
323	Next person nearby to draw blood can't be blinded by smoke
324	Next person nearby to draw blood dies if he's wounded before dawn
325	Next person nearby to draw blood disgorges a large steel bowl
326	Next person nearby to draw blood gains that many hit points
327	Next person nearby to draw blood has a +4 ToHit bonus until dawn
328	Next person nearby to draw blood howls like a wolf under the moon
329	Next person nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to crumble to dust
330	Next person nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to explode
331	Next person nearby to draw blood is himself sprayed with blood
332	Next person nearby to draw blood is sought by the authorities
333	Next person nearby to draw blood is swarmed by innumerable bats
334	Next person nearby to draw blood is whisked away into the sky
335	Next person nearby to draw blood never needs to sleep again
336	Next person nearby to draw blood shrinks by 8d10%
337	Next person nearby to draw blood suffers extensive amnesia
338	Next person nearby to draw blood then tries to destroy his weapon
339	Next person nearby to draw blood thereafter thinks he's a vampire
340	Next person nearby to draw blood thinks that on fire
341	Next person nearby to draw blood vanishes for 1d4 days
342	Next person nearby to draw blood wakes tomorrow as a chimpanzee
343	Next person nearby to draw blood wakes tomorrow soaked in blood
344	Next person nearby to miss an attack can't attack for 4d6 hours
345	Next person nearby to miss an attack collapses into a deep coma
346	Next person nearby to miss an attack cries like a baby until dawn
347	Next person nearby to miss an attack shrieks wildly for 4d6 hours
348	Next person nearby to say his name can't use magic for 1d10 days
349	Next person nearby to say his name goes berserk
350	Next person nearby to say his name is attacked by rabbits
351	Next person nearby to say his name is attacked by rodents
352	Next person nearby to say his name is healed for 2d6 hit points
353	Next person nearby to say his name is targeted for assassination
354	Next person nearby to say his name permanently forgets his name
355	Next person nearby to say his name teleports into a nearby cave
356	Next person nearby to say his name then runs away at top speed
357	Next person nearby to say his name wakes 5d10 miles away tomorrow
358	Next person nearby to speak finds that his mouth has vanished
359	Next person nearby to speak is bound in coils of steel wire
360	Next person nearby to speak is hurled 10d10 feet in the air
361	Next person nearby to speak is thrown into a deep well
362	Next person nearby to use magic becomes two dimensional
363	Next person nearby to use magic is 5% likely to be disemboweled
364	Next person nearby to use magic is enslaved to someone nearby
365	Next person nearby to use magic is restored to full hit points
366	Next person nearby to use magic is turned to wood
367	Next person nearby to use magic is wrapped in a cocoon
368	Next person nearby to use magic loses the ability to feel pain
369	Next person nearby to use magic rises one level
370	Next person nearby to use magic sees illusory giraffes everywhere
371	Next person nearby to use magic then shuns all magic for 1d4 weeks
372	Next person nearby to use magic turns bright pink for 1d4 weeks
373	Next person nearby to use magic turns into a frog or a dove
374	Next person nearby to use magic turns into a zombie for 1d8 days
375	Next person nearby to use magic turns invisible above his nose
376	Next person nearby to use profanity is fined 500,000 gold pieces
377	Next person nearby to use profanity is stricken mute for one week
378	Next person slain nearby crumbles into a heap of toxic ash
379	Next person slain nearby disappears without a trace
380	Next person slain nearby explodes messily
381	Next person slain nearby flies into the air and vanishes
382	Next person slain nearby has his skull and spine torn out
383	Next person slain nearby haunts the area for hundreds of years
384	Next person slain nearby is borne away by wonder-working dolphins
385	Next person slain nearby is found to contain hundreds of mice
386	Next person slain nearby is immediately breaded and deep-fried
387	Next person slain nearby is immediately butchered like a deer
388	Next person slain nearby is immediately plated in chrome
389	Next person slain nearby is resurrected with full hit points
390	Next person slain nearby is soon thereafter worshipped as a god
391	Next person slain nearby is welcomed into his deity's pantheon
392	Next person slain nearby never really existed
393	Next person slain nearby slowly transforms into solid gold
394	Next person slain nearby sputters about like a deflating balloon
395	Next person slain nearby turns into a large swine as he dies
396	Next person slain nearby was the offspring of a god
397	Next person struck by magic nearby thinks he's a toddler
398	Next person to be injured nearby is permanently crippled
399	Next person to be injured nearby is restored to full hit points
400	Next person to cross the nearest bridge turns into a troll
401	Next plant-based magic used nearby turns its user to a scarecrow
402	Next plant-based magic uses nearby turns its user to a vegetarian
403	Next polymorph magic used nearby affects 1d4 other targets nearby
404	Next polymorph magic used nearby affects a random target nearby
405	Next polymorph magic used nearby can't be undone
406	Next polymorph magic used nearby completely heals its caster
407	Next polymorph magic used nearby doubles its caster's height
408	Next polymorph magic used nearby is only 50% effective
409	Next polymorph magic used nearby knocks its caster unconscious
410	Next polymorph magic used nearby lapses after one round
411	Next polymorph magic used nearby lasts for 1d100 days
412	Next polymorph magic used nearby leaves its caster badly deformed
413	Next polymorph magic used nearby makes its caster a quadruped
414	Next polymorph magic used nearby splits its target in two
415	Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its caster into a rooster
416	Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its caster into its target
417	Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target into a whale
418	Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target to living metal
419	Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target to stone
420	Next polymorph magic used nearby yields a random result
421	Next spell cast in this area equally affects all within 50 yards
422	Next spell cast in this area has a permanent duration
423	Next weapon drawn nearby attacks its wielder
424	Next weapon drawn nearby becomes twice as heavy as its wielder
425	Next weapon drawn nearby can't cross running water
426	Next weapon drawn nearby can't kill anyone while its owner lives
427	Next weapon drawn nearby causes its wielder to distrust magic
428	Next weapon drawn nearby chills to -200°
429	Next weapon drawn nearby damages the sanity of its wielder
430	Next weapon drawn nearby disintegrates if used to kill someone
431	Next weapon drawn nearby fills its wielder with crippling fear
432	Next weapon drawn nearby forces its wielder to attack his allies
433	Next weapon drawn nearby hurls itself into the sky
434	Next weapon drawn nearby ignites and burns like magnesium
435	Next weapon drawn nearby inflicts only illusory damage
436	Next weapon drawn nearby inflicts only minimum possible damage
437	Next weapon drawn nearby instantly quadruples in size
438	Next weapon drawn nearby is as soft as silk until sunset tomorrow
439	Next weapon drawn nearby is attracted to the spell's target point
440	Next weapon drawn nearby is instantly struck by lightning
441	Next weapon drawn nearby makes its user's foes invisible to him
442	Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder seem far more powerful
443	Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder think he's immortal
444	Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder think he's invisible
445	Next weapon drawn nearby mimics its wielder's personality
446	Next weapon drawn nearby pulses with strange lights and music
447	Next weapon drawn nearby quickly becomes as hot as the Sun
448	Next weapon drawn nearby seizes control of its wielder's body
449	Next weapon drawn nearby vanishes until the melee is over
450	Next weapon drawn nearby was stolen from the royal armory
451	Next weapon nearby to draw blood appears to be horribly evil
452	Next weapon nearby to draw blood attracts a demon's attention
453	Next weapon nearby to draw blood becomes invisible to its wielder
454	Next weapon nearby to draw blood becomes legendary
455	Next weapon nearby to draw blood can thereafter cut through steel
456	Next weapon nearby to draw blood can't draw blood for 1d4 weeks
457	Next weapon nearby to draw blood ceases to exist
458	Next weapon nearby to draw blood doubles in length until sunrise
459	Next weapon nearby to draw blood glows in the presence of humans
460	Next weapon nearby to draw blood has been used to murder a king
461	Next weapon nearby to draw blood heats to 800°
462	Next weapon nearby to draw blood imparts visions of perdition
463	Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces bloodlust in its wielder
464	Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces envy in its wielder
465	Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces lethargy in its wielder
466	Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces mad panic in its wielder
467	Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces pacifism in its wielder
468	Next weapon nearby to draw blood infects its wielder with leprosy
469	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is +1 ToHit for one week
470	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to disintegrate
471	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to explode
472	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is -2 ToHit for one month
473	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 25% likely to turn to ice
474	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is coveted by dragons
475	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is discovered to be a cheap copy
476	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is discovered to be an illusion
477	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is encased in a plaster cast
478	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is forever indestructible
479	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is found to be a mighty artifact
480	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is fused to its wielder's hand
481	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is replaced by an imperfect copy
482	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is slicked with butter
483	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is struck by lightning 1d6 times
484	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is suddenly as light as hydrogen
485	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is thereafter highly flammable
486	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is thereafter stolen by goblins
487	Next weapon nearby to draw blood is worth 100X its normal value
488	Next weapon nearby to draw blood knocks its wielder unconscious
489	Next weapon nearby to draw blood laughs malevolently until sunset
490	Next weapon nearby to draw blood leaps 1d4 months into the future
491	Next weapon nearby to draw blood makes its wielder smell horrible
492	Next weapon nearby to draw blood quickly ages 1d10000 years
493	Next weapon nearby to draw blood returns to its original owner
494	Next weapon nearby to draw blood returns to this spot in 6d6 days
495	Next weapon nearby to draw blood sinks 1d10 feet into the ground
496	Next weapon nearby to draw blood soaks its wielder in blood
497	Next weapon nearby to draw blood sprouts thorny projections
498	Next weapon nearby to draw blood suddenly weighs 1d4 tons
499	Next weapon nearby to draw blood suffers an inconvenient curse
500	Next weapon nearby to draw blood teleports to some dragon's horde
501	Next weapon nearby to draw blood thereafter craves blood
502	Next weapon nearby to draw blood thereby fulfills a prophecy
503	Next weapon nearby to draw blood vanishes if that victim dies
504	Next weapon nearby to draw blood was forged on another planet
505	Next weapon nearby to draw blood will vanish if it's cleaned
506	Next weapon nearby to draw blood winds up at the bottom of a well
507	Night falls in 1d4 rounds and lasts 2d4-1 days
508	No bipedal creatures can come within 10 yards of the target point
509	No bipedal creatures can speak within 100 yards of this place
510	No blade within one mile can be sharpened for 1d4 weeks
511	No blade within one mile can cut live flesh until noon tomorrow
512	No females within 50 yards can be injured by males for 6d8 hours
513	No females within one mile can speak until sunset tomorrow
514	No males within one mile can be injured for 1d4 rounds
515	No males within one mile can speak until sunset tomorrow
516	No memory, record, or evidence exists about the last 1d10 turns
517	No one currently wearing shoes nearby can speak until dawn
518	No one currently wearing shoes nearby can use magic for one week
519	No one in the world can die or be slain for 3d8 hours
520	No one in the world can sleep for 1d6 days
521	No one in the world can speak for 10d10 rounds
522	No one in the world can tell a lie for the next 24 hours
523	No one nearby can eat food for 1d8 days
524	No one nearby can teleport or be teleported for 1d4 years
525	No one nearby can use any form of scrying magic for one year
526	No one within 1,000 miles can successfully cast Dispel Magic
527	No one within 1,000 miles knows the spell Remove Curse
528	No one within 50 yards benefits from healing magic for 1d10 weeks
529	No one within 50 yards can cross running water for 1d4 days
530	No one within 50 yards can draw a weapon for 1d10 rounds
531	No one within 50 yards can leave the area for 4d6 hours
532	No one within 50 yards can see artificial light sources
533	No one within 50 yards can speak until dawn
534	No one within 50 yards can use rope or the like for 2d4 days
535	No one within 50 yards can wear armor for 1d6 days
536	No one within 50 yards ever again feels hunger
537	No one within 50 yards has eaten in 3d4 days
538	No one within 50 yards has slept in 4d6 days
539	No one within 50 yards is welcome in any city within 100 miles
540	No one within 50 yards needs to breathe until dawn tomorrow
541	No one within 50 yards needs to eat for the next month
542	No one within 50 yards trusts anyone else for 1d6 hours
543	No plants can ever grow again within 50 yards of the target point
544	No precipitation falls within 10 miles for 4d6 months
545	Non-magical gold is toxic to all within 50 yards
546	Non-sentient animals shun this area forever
547	Numerous fires erupt in the nearest town
548	One magic potion nearby is instantly lethal
549	One magic potion nearby will trigger a Chaos Burst when consumed
550	One random sword nearby is 40% likely to heal instead of wound
551	One random sword nearby is bent like a horseshoe
552	One random sword nearby is duplicated under every full moon
553	One random sword nearby is permanently blunted
554	One random sword nearby is razor-sharp and indestructible
555	One random sword nearby leaves faint rainbow streaks in the air
556	One random sword nearby opens like an umbrella
557	One random sword nearby protects its owner against natural acid
558	One random sword nearby protects its owner against natural cold
559	One random sword nearby protests loudly when wielded in combat
560	One random sword nearby turns into a flock of doves
561	One random sword nearby was forged in the fires of hell by demons
562	One random sword nearby will explode on contact with blood
563	One suit of armor nearby becomes free-willed and belligerent
564	One suit of armor nearby fuses into a single piece
565	One suit of armor nearby heats to 600° the next time it's struck
566	One suit of armor nearby is burned to slag
567	Plans for a perpetual motion device appear at the target point
568	Popular opinion nearby is sharply opposed to the use of magic
569	Poverty is rampant because employers hire cheap kobold laborers
570	Priestly magic is impossible within 10 miles for 1d4 hours
571	Racial bigotry flares up within a 100 mile radius for 1d4 weeks
572	Rats and similar vermin are drawn to this area in great numbers
573	Ruins discovered nearby hint at an ancient, advanced civilization
574	Scalding steam sprays violently from the spell's target point
575	Seawater is highly toxic to all within 50 yards
576	Several large saw blades whirl through the area for 2d6 rounds
577	Shadows in this area seem to conceal malicious, mischievous imps
578	Small pebbles pelt all within 50 yards who aren't wearing armor
579	Snow falls heavily in the area for 2d4-1 days and nights
580	Some dangerous anachronistic beast appears at the target point
581	Some magic item nearby absorbs its owner and becomes an artifact
582	Some magic item nearby gives off highly toxic light
583	Some major race dies out in the next 2d4 years
584	Some major race splits into two incompatible sub-species
585	Some non-magical animal nearby becomes immortal
586	Some non-magical animal nearby suddenly has 25 Intelligence
587	Someone nearby acquires 10% magic resistance
588	Someone nearby adopts a new mentor each day
589	Someone nearby always thinks that it's raining
590	Someone nearby attacks nobles on sight
591	Someone nearby attracts 2d10 followers who think he's a prophet
592	Someone nearby awakens tomorrow in a stone sepulcher
593	Someone nearby babbles about cone-shaped beings who took his mind
594	Someone nearby becomes intensely covetous of others' magic items
595	Someone nearby briefly turns into a rooster at every sunrise
596	Someone nearby can become a zombie for 1d6 hours per week
597	Someone nearby can breathe only underwater for 4d6 hours
598	Someone nearby can leap across streams or rivers with ease
599	Someone nearby can never sit or lie down again
600	Someone nearby can now only be wounded by magic or silver weapons
601	Someone nearby can prove that all within 50 yards died years ago
602	Someone nearby can regenerate 1 hit point per hour for 1d4 weeks
603	Someone nearby can shrink to half his height at will
604	Someone nearby can speak only in a whisper
605	Someone nearby can subsist on twigs and grasses
606	Someone nearby can survive 1d4 beheadings
607	Someone nearby can turn invisible by holding a toad in his mouth
608	Someone nearby can't approach within 10 yards of an open door
609	Someone nearby can't be harmed by any nonferrous metal
610	Someone nearby can't be harmed by smoke
611	Someone nearby can't be physically harmed by demons
612	Someone nearby can't be strangled by non-magical rope or cord
613	Someone nearby can't move his arms in daylight
614	Someone nearby claims to speak for the creator of the universe
615	Someone nearby dances like a marionette for 1d10 rounds
616	Someone nearby develops a radical new philosophy of magic
617	Someone nearby discovers solid proof that he doesn't really exist
618	Someone nearby discovers solid proof that no deities really exist
619	Someone nearby disgorges 1d6 large housecats
620	Someone nearby disgorges 1d6 severed hands
621	Someone nearby disgorges a tin bucket of hot coals
622	Someone nearby disgorges himself
623	Someone nearby doubles in weight in each of the next 1d8 rounds
624	Someone nearby engages in frenetic calisthenics for 1d12 hours
625	Someone nearby feels crushing humiliation while in sunlight
626	Someone nearby feels intensely cold in the presence of horses
627	Someone nearby finds a book detailing horrific summoning rites
628	Someone nearby finds a complete map of his own nervous system
629	Someone nearby finds a large cloth bearing a bearded man's image
630	Someone nearby finds a potion that causes its drinker to explode
631	Someone nearby finds a potion that changes its drinker's sex
632	Someone nearby finds a potion that cures any non-magical disease
633	Someone nearby finds a potion that doubles its drinker's age
634	Someone nearby finds a potion that halves its drinker's age
635	Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker into a gnome
636	Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker into a tree
637	Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker to sand
638	Someone nearby finds a tunnel running straight through the planet
639	Someone nearby finds an apparently simple wooden cup
640	Someone nearby finds his own severed head from some future time
641	Someone nearby flies into a terrible rage when he sees magic used
642	Someone nearby forever refuses to believe that magic truly exists
643	Someone nearby fosters rumors that he's a demigod
644	Someone nearby gains 10d100 experience points
645	Someone nearby glows from within as though he's swallowed a torch
646	Someone nearby goes berserk and is invulnerable for 1d10 rounds
647	Someone nearby habitually makes utterly improbable boasts
648	Someone nearby has a legitimate claim to the throne
649	Someone nearby has a potion that turns half of his body invisible
650	Someone nearby has a transcendent religious experience
651	Someone nearby has a treasure map carved into his back
652	Someone nearby has deeply offended the ruling family
653	Someone nearby has produced a child with a powerful demon
654	Someone nearby has two extra thumbs jutting from his forehead
655	Someone nearby hoots like an owl when he hears his name
656	Someone nearby inflates like a puffer fish whenever he's angry
657	Someone nearby inherits wealth equal to a small nation's treasury
658	Someone nearby is 3% likely to explode whenever he draws a weapon
659	Someone nearby is about to go totally insane
660	Someone nearby is accused of assassinating the king
661	Someone nearby is attended by 1d4 skeletal servants
662	Someone nearby is blamed for looting the nearest magical library
663	Someone nearby is blamed for some recent magical disaster
664	Someone nearby is blown all out of proportion
665	Someone nearby is bound in red-hot iron chains
666	Someone nearby is bound to this area and can never leave it
667	Someone nearby is carried away by a flock of vultures
668	Someone nearby is carrying a long-lost and forbidden manuscript
669	Someone nearby is carrying an artifact sacred to 1d4 races
670	Someone nearby is carrying an incredibly virulent plague
671	Someone nearby is certain that he's immune to poison
672	Someone nearby is chained high in the branches of a nearby tree
673	Someone nearby is completely fireproof for one year
674	Someone nearby is completely immune to non-magical poisons
675	Someone nearby is convinced that he'll be eternally damned
676	Someone nearby is covered with countless hideous and fetid scabs
677	Someone nearby is crushed as though at the bottom of the ocean
678	Someone nearby is discovered to be a spy
679	Someone nearby is discovered to be dangerously sociopathic
680	Someone nearby is doomed to die in a horribly embarrassing manner
681	Someone nearby is dragged bodily to hell
682	Someone nearby is dragged into the sea by hideous fish-people
683	Someone nearby is drawn and quartered
684	Someone nearby is encased up to his chin in a large glass cube
685	Someone nearby is entangled in a massive snarl of ribbons
686	Someone nearby is exempt from all laws concerning public decency
687	Someone nearby is fatally compressed into a small cube
688	Someone nearby is hit by lightning in each of the next 1d4 rounds
689	Someone nearby is immobilized at the spell's target point
690	Someone nearby is immune to all priestly magic for 1d12 months
691	Someone nearby is immune to bludgeoning weapons for 1d8 hours
692	Someone nearby is immune to most poison, but meat is toxic to him
693	Someone nearby is immune to stabbing weapons for 1d4 days
694	Someone nearby is immune to the spell that triggered this Burst
695	Someone nearby is implicated in a scandal involving livestock
696	Someone nearby is infected with a malign, intelligent parasite
697	Someone nearby is known to have destroyed one hundred dragon eggs
698	Someone nearby is peeled like a banana
699	Someone nearby is possessed by 1d8 demons
700	Someone nearby is revealed to be a colony of intelligent insects
701	Someone nearby is revealed to be many centuries old
702	Someone nearby is revealed to be of demonic heritage
703	Someone nearby is said to be the last prophet of a dying religion
704	Someone nearby is savaged by vicious, invisible dogs
705	Someone nearby is sentenced to be executed for heresy
706	Someone nearby is sheathed in candle wax
707	Someone nearby is stung by 1d1000 bees
708	Someone nearby is suddenly dressed in provocative leather attire
709	Someone nearby is suddenly hideously deformed
710	Someone nearby is tattooed head to toe with graphic, lurid scenes
711	Someone nearby is the illegitimate child of some local ruler
712	Someone nearby is the subject of a vivisectionist's experiments
713	Someone nearby is torn asunder by dozens of feral children
714	Someone nearby is unable to bend his legs until sunrise
715	Someone nearby is unable to move from this area until sunrise
716	Someone nearby is wearing a suit of solid gold plate armor
717	Someone nearby is wearing a suit of the finest sheer silk
718	Someone nearby leaves footprints that smolder harmlessly
719	Someone nearby must be killed before he destroys us all!
720	Someone nearby must be restrained or he'll cut off his own hands
721	Someone nearby must eat 2X as much food as normal to survive
722	Someone nearby must Save each day or grow slightly more frog-like
723	Someone nearby must Save each day or lose 5d100 experience points
724	Someone nearby must Save each day or permanently lose a hit point
725	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or air becomes poisonous to him
726	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or become a paper mache statue
727	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or freeze solid
728	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or grow supernaturally ugly
729	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or grow terrifyingly beautiful
730	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his age doubles 2d6 times
731	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his bones explode
732	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his bones turn to soap
733	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his clothing attacks him
734	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his clothing turns to gold
735	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his head doubles in size
736	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his skin burns from his body
737	Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his teeth turn to glass
738	Someone nearby no longer heals naturally
739	Someone nearby no longer needs to breathe
740	Someone nearby no longer needs to eat
741	Someone nearby now has a blowhole but no nose
742	Someone nearby now has baleen instead of conventional teeth
743	Someone nearby now has three legs spaced evenly around his pelvis
744	Someone nearby now has two feet jutting from each ankle
745	Someone nearby owns the deed to the soul of someone else nearby
746	Someone nearby pitches a wacky investment scheme to the king
747	Someone nearby realizes that he's a dragon in humanoid form
748	Someone nearby realizes that he's been dead for centuries
749	Someone nearby realizes that he's carrying a dangerous artifact
750	Someone nearby realizes that he's just a fictional character
751	Someone nearby realizes that he's the avatar of a deity
752	Someone nearby realizes that his hands are someone else's hands
753	Someone nearby realizes that his skin is slowly dissolving
754	Someone nearby recalls being tortured by someone else nearby
755	Someone nearby refers to some noble as "Lord Manure of Excrement"
756	Someone nearby remembers 1d4 fictitious past lives
757	Someone nearby renounces all possessions and becomes an ascetic
758	Someone nearby rings like a bell whenever he sees magic used
759	Someone nearby sees the figure of Death standing beside him
760	Someone nearby sets fire to a tree and climbs into its branches
761	Someone nearby shows all the signs of late-term pregnancy
762	Someone nearby shrieks in horror until sunrise tomorrow
763	Someone nearby shrinks by 1d100%
764	Someone nearby shrinks by 50% from the waist up
765	Someone nearby smells like a corpse in the presence of magic
766	Someone nearby speculates about the virtues of dwarf-skin leather
767	Someone nearby spins and spits water like a garden sprinkler
768	Someone nearby sprays blood-red foam from his nose for 1d6 rounds
769	Someone nearby sprouts a troll's arm from the center of his chest
770	Someone nearby sprouts a turtle's shell atop his head
771	Someone nearby sprouts hideous, non-functional bat wings
772	Someone nearby sprouts inflatable sacs from his shoulder blades
773	Someone nearby sprouts ornate feathers from his tongue
774	Someone nearby sprouts plates from his back like a stegosaurus
775	Someone nearby suddenly has a neck like a giraffe
776	Someone nearby suddenly has eight eyes like a spider
777	Someone nearby suddenly has eight legs
778	Someone nearby suddenly has feet like a chicken
779	Someone nearby suffers cannibalistic mania while his allies sleep
780	Someone nearby suspects that he's trying to kill himself
781	Someone nearby swallowed a small explosive device this morning
782	Someone nearby teleports 1d10 yards in each of 1d10 rounds
783	Someone nearby thinks he can snuff fires by sitting in them
784	Someone nearby thinks he'll die if he says his name in moonlight
785	Someone nearby thinks he's invisible in the presence of royalty
786	Someone nearby thinks he's the last survivor of an extinct race
787	Someone nearby thinks that he smells like a corpse
788	Someone nearby tries suicide with the next silver weapon he sees
789	Someone nearby tries to cut himself in half lengthwise
790	Someone nearby tries to eat his own hands
791	Someone nearby tries to kill every cow he sees
792	Someone nearby tries to scalp himself
793	Someone nearby tries to swallow his own arm, elbow first
794	Someone nearby triggers a Burst when he next crosses a bridge
795	Someone nearby triggers a Burst when he next traverses a doorway
796	Someone nearby truly believes that he's a prophesized redeemer
797	Someone nearby turns to a heap of gold dust
798	Someone nearby turns to a heap of moist sand
799	Someone nearby turns to salt over the next 1d8 days
800	Someone nearby turns to stone over the next 5d6 days
801	Someone nearby turns to water
802	Someone nearby turns to wood when he drops to one hit point
803	Someone nearby vanishes and is replaced by a handsome wax replica
804	Someone nearby wakes tomorrow in a roc's nest
805	Someone nearby wakes tomorrow in the king's torture chamber
806	Someone nearby weeps tears of honey when he feels pain
807	Someone nearby who can read is rendered illiterate for 1d4 weeks
808	Someone nearby who can't read can suddenly read 1d6 languages
809	Someone nearby who has never before used magic finds an artifact
810	Someone nearby who is carrying a magic item tries to eat it
811	Someone nearby will be vital to a major truce between two races
812	Someone nearby will combust if he lights a fire by dawn tomorrow
813	Someone nearby will combust when he next crosses moving water
814	Someone nearby will die if he says his name backwards
815	Someone nearby will die if he travels more than a mile in one day
816	Someone nearby will explode if he draws blood by sunset today
817	Someone nearby will fall into a vat of molten cheese before dawn
818	Someone nearby will soon incite a war between two major races
819	Sparks dance along any blades that strike one another nearby
820	Suddenly it's raining harder than anyone has ever experienced
821	Suddenly the area is snowbound as from a year-long blizzard
822	Summonings are impossible within one mile of the target point
823	Temperature within 100 yards drops 1° per minute for 1d4 hours
824	Temperature within 100 yards rises 1° per minute for 1d4 hours
825	The arms of someone nearby turn into wings like those of a duck
826	The complete skeleton of a huge red dragon tumbles from the sky
827	The corpse of a forgotten deity is discovered in a nearby cave
828	The entire area begins sinking at a rate of one foot per week
829	The entire area enjoys full daylight for 1d10 years
830	The entire area gives an impression of peace and tranquility
831	The entire area gives off a powerful impression of evil
832	The entire area has been surrounded by an invading horde
833	The entire area hums as if vast machinery is buried in the ground
834	The entire area induces fear in those of four or fewer hit dice
835	The entire area induces sloth and lethargy in humans
836	The entire area is a dumping ground for dangerous magical waste
837	The entire area is a haven for zombies
838	The entire area is a massive shrine to an abominable god
839	The entire area is an illusion; it's actually barren and rocky
840	The entire area is as hot and steamy as a sauna for 2d12 hours
841	The entire area is blasted as if a huge conflagration has passed
842	The entire area is circled by a salt-water moat full of sharks
843	The entire area is claimed as a sacred goblin burial ground
844	The entire area is dark as midnight for 1d4 weeks
845	The entire area is directly over a gigantic vein of gold
846	The entire area is encircled by tall Corinthian columns of marble
847	The entire area is inimical to life for 4d12 months
848	The entire area is littered with hideously mutilated corpses
849	The entire area is located over a gargantuan termite colony
850	The entire area is located over the lair of an enormous dragon
851	The entire area is mirror-reversed
852	The entire area is shrouded in a thick and pungent fog
853	The entire area is strewn with jellyfish like a shore at low tide
854	The entire area is thickly shrouded by dust and cobwebs
855	The entire area is transported to a small island far out to sea
856	The entire area looks as if a huge battle took place yesterday
857	The entire area looks exactly as it did 1d10 centuries ago
858	The entire area looks exactly as it will 1d10 centuries from now
859	The entire area suffers an intense blizzard for 2d6 rounds
860	The entire area swirls with fine white powder
861	The entire area was at the bottom of the sea 1d4 weeks ago
862	The entire area will be the site of a monumental battle tomorrow
863	The entire planet experiences full daylight for 5d10+24 hours
864	The gates of hell open for 4d6 hours
865	The ground beneath the target point collapses into a vast cavern
866	The ground beneath the target point heats to its combustion point
867	The ground beneath the target point is charged with electricity
868	The ground beneath the target point looks like the portal to hell
869	The ground is totally flat from here to the horizon for 4d6 hours
870	The ground nearby harbors enormous, carnivorous earthworms
871	The ground nearby is highly susceptible to erosion
872	The ground nearby splits open to a depth of 1d10 miles
873	The ground within 50 yards has never been trod by a human foot
874	The ground within 50 yards heaves like a bubble on a pond
875	The ground within 50 yards is carpeted
876	The ground within 50 yards is covered by terra cotta tile
877	The ground within 50 yards is found to be completely artificial
878	The ground within 50 yards is incredibly sticky
879	The ground within 50 yards is now perfectly smooth steel
880	The ground within 50 yards is permanently swampy and waterlogged
881	The ground within 50 yards is tangled with invisible vines
882	The ground within 50 yards is the sanctum of a temperamental god
883	The ground within 50 yards shows signs of a recent meteor strike
884	The ground within 50 yards sinks to a point like a funnel or cone
885	The ground within 50 yards slowly turns into a deep, calm lake
886	The ground within 50 yards swarms with biting insects
887	The ground within 50 yards yields only poisonous vegetation
888	The high priest of some deity appears at the target point
889	The largest creature nearby doubles in size
890	The largest creature nearby turns invisible for 4d6 hours
891	The moon appears to blaze with cool blue fire for 1d12 months
892	The moon came into existence only 1d4 days ago
893	The moon doubles in size
894	The moon explodes
895	The moon has a huge bite taken out of it
896	The moon has a large hole all the way through it
897	The moon is full every night for the next year
898	The moon is no moon; it's a space station
899	The moon is now a cube
900	The moon is now geostationary
901	The moon is now solid gold except for a thin cover of dust
902	The moon moves 50% closer to the Earth
903	The moon resembles the face of someone nearby
904	The moon revolves around the planet at 1d4X its current rate
905	The moon suddenly holds untold riches and unimaginable dangers
906	The moon vanishes for 1d12 months
907	The moon whirls wildly through the sky for 7d4 days
908	The most powerful wizard nearby vanishes for 3d8 hours
909	The most powerful wizard within 10 miles changes sex
910	The most powerful wizard within 10 miles goes on a rampage
911	The most powerful wizard within 10 miles is actually a demon
912	The most valuable item within 50 yards turns out to be a fake
913	The most valuable sword within 50 yards turns to mercury
914	The nearest town's entire population appears nearby
915	The nearest town's entire population is linked into a hive-mind
916	The past 1d10 rounds were only an illusion
917	The Philosopher's Stone appears at the target point
918	The planet breaks loose from the Sun's gravity
919	The planet no longer rotates
920	The planet now has a ring around it
921	The planet now rotates half as fast
922	The planet now rotates in the opposite direction
923	The planet now rotates north-to-south
924	The planet now rotates twice as fast
925	The planet splits into two stable hemispheres 10 yards apart
926	The planet tumbles into another ice age
927	The planet's atmosphere leaks into space over the next 1d6 months
928	The planet's average temperature rises 1° per week for 4d6 weeks
929	The planet's hemispheres rotate at slightly different rates
930	The planet's oceans are becalmed
931	The planet's orbital radius shrinks by 1d8 x 10,000 miles
932	The royal family appears in the vicinity
933	The scent of honey and roses permeates everything within 50 yards
934	The scent of rotten eggs permeates everything within 50 yards
935	The sky appears to be ablaze as far as the eye can see
936	The sky appears to teem with a vast host of angels
937	The sky overhead swirls with dark colors for 1d4 turns
938	The sky whirls with dazzling colors until sunset tomorrow
939	The sound of hundreds of barking dogs fills the air
940	The sound of mighty winds fills the air, but the air is calm
941	The spell discharges randomly in each of the next 4d4 rounds
942	The spell discharges upon the next person nearby to draw blood
943	The sun appears pale blue from now on
944	The sun splits into a stable binary pair
945	The Burst is delayed until blood is drawn nearby; roll for effect
946	The Burst only affects females; roll for the underlying effect
947	The Burst only affects males; roll for the underlying effect
948	The Burst only appears to occur; roll again for apparent effect
949	The tallest person in the area develops an acute fear of heights
950	The tallest person in the area grows by 50%
951	The tallest person in the area is attacked by beavers
952	The tallest person in the area shrinks by 50%
953	The tallest tree nearby burns to the ground in 1d4 rounds
954	The target point acquires intelligence and free will
955	The target point becomes a window for seeing into other worlds
956	The target point becomes an open gateway to hell
957	The target point is a conduit to interstellar space
958	The target point is a tiny gateway to some distant world
959	The target point is direct conduit to Elemental Air
960	The target point is encircled by bright red plastic cones
961	The target point is intensely magnetic for 4d6 hours
962	The target point is rumored to be a site of healing
963	The target point is sealed in a 10 foot globe of force
964	The target point is the center of a zone of anti-magic
965	The target point is the site of some powerful deity's murder
966	The target point makes a noise like an air raid siren
967	The target point radiates intense cold for 4d6 hours
968	The target point radiates intense heat for 4d6 hours
969	The target point scrambles any effort to teleport near it
970	The temperature within 50 yards drops 10d10 degrees for one hour
971	The temperature within 50 yards rises 10d10 degrees for one hour
972	This day hasn't happened; time is reset to midnight last night
973	Thousands of carpenter's nails fall from the sky
974	Thousands of teeth rain down from the sky
975	Thousands of tiny glass ovoids fall from the sky
976	Time no longer passes within 1d4 yards of the target point
977	Time passes 10X as fast within 1d4 yards of the target point
978	Tomorrow's high tide crests at the spell's target point
979	Townspeople nearby are easily cowed by a charismatic speaker
980	Triumphant fanfare fills the air for 1d6 turns
981	Undead lobby the local ruler for legislative representation
982	Very salty rain falls for 1d4 hours
983	Viscous pus oozes from all wounds suffered within 50 yards
984	Viscous yellow goo seeps from any bladed weapons nearby
985	Volcanic ash blankets the area to a depth of 1d4 inches
986	Walking in this area is as arduous as trudging through deep snow
987	Water consumed in this area induces delusions of amphibiousness
988	Water consumed in this area tastes like the finest wine
989	Water consumed in this area tastes strongly of manure
990	Water flows from the target point to fill a 100-yard hemisphere
991	Water in this area boils at 70° Fahrenheit
992	Water in this area freezes at 70° Fahrenheit
993	Weather in this area changes drastically each hour for one week
994	Weather in this area is supernaturally intense for 1d4 months
995	While in this area, males are invisible to females, and vice versa
996	While in this area, no one can include nouns in their speech
997	While in this area, no one can inflict or suffer any injury
998	While in this area, no one can speak of anything outside the area
999	While in this area, no one can speak to anyone else in the area
1000	The Stars Are Right!

The Net Libram of Random Magical Effects (d10)

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