Peculiar Knickknacks and Flavor Items - Table Fables (d100)

d100 Result

1

A rabbit's foot

2

A pair of round spectacles with yellow lenses.

3

A lock of hair tied with a bit of blue ribbon.

4

A brass whistle.

5

A single silver earring in the shape of a bird's silhouette.

6

A dragonfly hair clip.

7

A silver spoon with a hole in the middle.

8

A stained brass doorknob.

9

A violin that will not make a sound, despite being in perfect condition.

10

A small glowing star encased in a glass sphere.

11

A narrow box containing a mummified hand wrapped in paper.

12

A single copper gauntlet.

13

A bottle of sparkling red liquid.

14

A small pot of very spicy pepper paste.

15

Roll d4 golden seeds in a vial.

16

A simple box that, when opened, plays an acoustic version of a popular bard song.

17

A miniature statuette of a bear that comes to life at night.

18

A human skull that occasionally whispers in a forgotten language.

19

A cloth bag that steams gently when opened.

20

A small carved playing piece for an unfamiliar game.

21

A cube of ice that does not melt.

22

A feather that hands in the air when released.

23

An unknown creature preserved in a jar.

24

Roll d10 candles that burn for exactly one house whilst releasing a metallic scent.

25

A black woolen cap that releases a series of faint, pleasant smells when worn.

26

A sporran containing five adult molars.

27

A small jar of stones that glow white when rattled.

28

A hunting horn that produces a sound very similar to a women's scream.

29

A book locked and bound with iron.

30

A fist-sized chunk of crystal containing a rose that blooms and dies once per day.

31

A small red flag that always flies against the wind.

32

A red cloak that folds down to the size of a fist.

33

A small doll made from wood and horsehair.

34

A wooden pen that never runs out of ink.

35

A shallow wooden box filled with clay and a single writing stylus.

36

A locked wooden chest the size of a bread loaf.

37

A large single bell in a leather case designed to keep it silent.

38

A sheriff's badge.

39

A small statuette of a woman that does not cast a shadow.

40

A seemingly normal book that causes the reader to cry.

41

A folded paper animal that shrieks when anything within ten feet of it is killed.

42

A stone eye that glows at seemingly random intervals.

43

A large unfamiliar insect sealed in amber.

44

An old, handwritten book giving a completely inaccurate history of the kingdom.

45

A wax-sealed scroll case.

46

A compass that always points north-northwest.

47

A jar of horn buttons suspended in alcohol.

48

A long bloodstained hatpin.

49

A sheet of white paper covered in near rows of thumbprints.

50

A mortar and pestle made from sandstone.

51

A silver cuff engraved with your name.

52

A calla lily that does not wilt or wither.

53

A wineskin full of a peculiar wine.

54

A bottle of whiskey with a live scorpion swimming happily inside.

55

An ebony playing dart.

56

Blessed holy salt in a small leather bag.

57

A large, rather strange blue egg.

58

A bottle of clear liquid that constantly sloshes in the direction of freshwater.

59

A pot of black tattooing ink.

60

A vial of holy water on a necklace.

61

A black mirror that reflects everything upside down.  Cannot be scratched.

62

A wizards diary of failed magical experiments.

63

A small goldfish that swims in a sealed and otherwise empty jar.

64

A statuette of a horse that gives the bearer strange dreams that are forgotten upon awaking.

65

A rather sad goodbye letter that is neither addressed nor signed.

66

A pen that scribbles on its own when set to paper.

67

A coin that always falls heads up.

68

A silver form that makes all food taste vaguely citrus.

69

A soft, white ball of cloth that gently rolls towards warmer climates.

70

A sewing needle that cannot pierce cloth - only living flesh.

71

A tuning fork that emits an eerie, unsettling tone when struck.

72

A small black sphere of unknown material.  Cannot be harmed in any way.

73

A portrait of the player done in cross-stitch.

74

A strange heavy pendant depicting a bird in a cage.  Emits a tweeting sound in response to any bird call.

75

A simple wooden mug.  Any liquid poured into it disappears without a trace.

76

A small pepper grinder.  Causes the user to sneeze uncontrollably for Roll d4 minutes.

77

A tight leather necklace that causes hiccups when worn.

78

A simple pebble that changes from red to black twice per day.

79

A single wooden chess knight that trembles slightly whenever a horse is nearby.

80

A wooden fan that produces no breeze when waved.

81

A set of wooden playing cards.

82

A humanoid molar carved in the shape of a tiny house.

83

One hundred ladybugs in a jar.

84

Two rune-covered cigars.

85

A snakeskin belt.

86

Two wedding bands on a string.

87

A two-inch piece of foul tasting cheese.  Does not seem to mold or go bad.

88

A small bottle filled with smoke and small points of light.

89

A rolled-up oil painting of a mountainous landscape that instills peace in the viewer.

90

A charcoal sketch of your mother.

91

A small wooden box of ashes.

92

A set of wooden tiles, each marked with a letter of the alphabet.

93

A small case of colorful chalk.

94

A stack of floral stationary.

95

A lump of heinously sticky tar wrapped in a leather rag.

96

A red-haired doll that beeps loudly when expletives are uttered in its present.

97

A small cedar sapling in a pot.  It seems to be flourishing.

98

A coin on a sting.  It hums loudly when swing in the air.

99

A jar that, when uncapped, continuously sucks in air.

100

A broken pocket watch engraved with your initials.