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Result

If not otherwise specified, this effect lasts until LOWER(Roll on "Duration") or the effect is otherwise dispelled.

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Duration (d100)

d100	Result
1	Roll 10d100 hours have passed
2	Roll 1d4 turns have passed per level of the caster
3	He has attained fluency in Roll 1d4 additional languages
4	He has attained fluency in one additional language
5	He has been awarded a title by royalty
6	He has been branded with a hot iron like a bull
7	He has been formally pardoned by the king
8	He has been reduced to one hit point
9	He has been resurrected
10	He has been stabbed by a silver weapon
11	He has been tried and imprisoned for heresy
12	He has bested Roll 10d10 warriors in single combat
13	He has bought a hugely expensive home and burned it down
14	He has broken every finger on one of his hands
15	He has built Roll 2d10 snowmen
16	He has burned down his current home
17	He has burned himself for Roll 2d20 total hit points of fire damage
18	He has carried a gallon of water from the sea to this spot
19	He has carried a stone from this spot to the sea
20	He has carved his full name in Roll 10d10 different trees
21	He has circumnavigated the globe without using magic to do so
22	He has composed Roll 3d4 sonnets
23	He has cut off Roll 1d4 fingers
24	He has cut off his own ear
25	He has destroyed every book that he owns
26	He has destroyed every table within Roll 1d4 miles
27	He has destroyed his most prized possession
28	He has dug a functioning and productive well on this spot
29	He has eaten 1,000 gold pieces worth of gold
30	He has eaten Roll 1d4 pounds of soil
31	He has eaten Roll 1d4X his weight in squirrels
32	He has eaten Roll 2d6 pounds of cured leather
33	He has eaten an entire, live chicken
34	He has extracted Roll 1d4 of his own teeth
35	He has felled Roll 3d6 trees older than he is
36	He has forged a sword from meteoric iron
37	He has found a lost city hidden in the desert
38	He has founded a cult
39	He has gained a level
40	He has gone Roll 10d10 days and nights without speaking
41	He has gone Roll 1d4 weeks without exposure to direct sunlight
42	He has gone one full month without using magic or any magic items
43	He has had a personal audience with Roll 1d6 different deities
44	He has hand-carved a marble statue of himself
45	He has hidden a cursed ruby beneath a tall mountain
46	He has imbibed Roll 1d4 pints of lamp oil
47	He has imbibed Roll 1d8 pints of his own blood
48	He has located and destroyed an artifact
49	He has lost a level
50	He has lost a total of Roll 3d10 hit points due to burns from acid
51	He has lost a total of Roll 3d10 hit points due to electrical damage
52	He has manually unearthed a diamond larger than his head
53	He has married
54	He has married, divorced, and remarried Roll 1d4 times
55	He has produced an heir
56	He has razed the nearest wooden structure
57	He has remained awake for Roll 4d6 consecutive days and nights
58	He has restored the nearest undead creature to life
59	He has retrieved a particular gold coin from the bottom of the sea
60	He has rid himself of all magic items
61	He has rid the nearest town of mice and rats
62	He has rolled less than his weight on 1d1000, one attempt per day
63	He has rolled less than his Wisdom on 1d100, one attempt per day
64	He has scaled the tallest mountain on the continent
65	He has sharpened every blade within Roll 1d10 miles
66	He has shaved his head completely bald
67	He has shed Roll 2d10 pounds
68	He has single-handedly dammed the nearest river
69	He has slain Roll 1d10 undead
70	He has slain Roll 1d6 kings
71	He has spent 1,000,000 gold pieces with nothing to show for it
72	He has spent Roll 1d4 days and nights at the bottom of a deep well
73	He has spent a night in a sty with at least Roll 3d10 pigs
74	He has spent a night in each of Roll 2d6 dragons' lairs
75	He has spent an entire night at the bottom of a lake
76	He has spent an entire night naked and unprotected in snow
77	He has spent an entire night sealed in a barrel
78	He has spent an entire night up to his neck in offal
79	He has stabbed himself with a weapon that he forged
80	He has swallowed Roll 4d10 gallons of water
81	He has swallowed a pint of molten lead
82	He has tattooed Roll 10d100 cryptic runes on his skin
83	He has thwarted an assassination attempt against the king
84	He has triggered Roll 1d4 additional wild surges
85	He has visited both of the world's magnetic poles
86	He has waded along the shores of Roll 1d4 oceans
87	He has walked Roll 10d100 miles
88	He has walked on the floor of the ocean
89	He has walked on the surface of the moon
90	He has walked the shores of hell
91	He has woven a six foot length of rope from his own hair
92	He has written his full name in Roll 10d10 different books
93	He unearths Roll 1d4 pounds of gold
94	His next birthday
95	His son produces an heir
96	One year and one day have passed
97	The current king has died
98	The next total lunar eclipse occurs
99	He has performed an exorcism on a member of the royal family
100	He has been bitten by Roll 1d6 different lycanthropes

Effect1 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	0001 1d10 of caster's fingers turn to stone
2	0002 1d100 bees swarm harmlessly around the caster for several weeks
3	0003 1d100 sparkling motes dance about the caster's head until dawn
4	0004 1d100% of caster's body turns to iron for that many rounds
5	0005 1d12 ducklings identify the caster as their mother
6	0006 1d4 of caster's fingers move from his left hand to his right hand
7	0007 1d4 of caster's limbs are as durable as steel
8	0008 1d4 of caster's limbs are covered in fish scales
9	0009 1d4 of caster's limbs are invisible
10	0010 1d8 of caster's primary orifices seal shut
11	0011 3d10 harmless lumps as big as walnuts cover the caster's body
12	0012 3d10 quarts of olive oil pour from caster's ears
13	0013 4d6 non-functioning eyes appear on the caster's face and head
14	0014 A 100 yard radius around caster's home is stripped of vegetation
15	0015 A 2d6 foot radius around caster sinks as many feet into the earth
16	0016 A basement's been installed in caster's home while he's been away
17	0017 A close friend of the caster is an assassin hired to kill him
18	0018 A distant but powerful army declares war on the caster
19	0019 A drop of the caster's blood can purify 1d4 gallons of water
20	0020 A family of skunks has taken up residence in the caster's home
21	0021 A fast-growing oak sprouts beneath the caster's home
22	0022 A foot-long steel bar runs completely through the caster's thigh
23	0023 A geyser temporarily erupts from one of the caster's pockets
24	0024 A glowing orb hovers over caster's head while he's invisible
25	0025 A great wind blows the caster 1d100 yards in a random direction
26	0026 A group of necromancers take an interest in the caster's skeleton
27	0027 A group of scholars think the caster's a visitor from the future
28	0028 A hen's egg tumbles out of each of the caster's ears
29	0029 A huge balloon shaped like the caster drifts past overhead
30	0030 A kill-on-sight order has been issued for the caster kingdom-wide
31	0031 A large haystack falls from the sky onto caster
32	0032 A large oak sprouts from one of the caster's pockets
33	0033 A length of chain now runs completely through the caster's torso
34	0034 A life-sized statue of caster appears nearby, made of cheese
35	0035 A magical blast detonates at caster's location, but he's unharmed
36	0036 A mound of snow falls onto caster and buries him up to his chest
37	0037 A page falls out of caster's spellbook each time it's opened
38	0038 A skeleton mimics caster, exactly duplicating his movements
39	0039 A small fountain wells up in the caster's home
40	0040 A strong net falls from the sky and entangles the caster
41	0041 A swirl of rainbows accompanies any spell cast by caster
42	0042 A tornado picks caster up and deposits him atop the nearest house
43	0043 After a horrifying tragedy, caster squanders the world's goodwill
44	0044 After each spell, a lighted cigar appears in caster's mouth
45	0045 After each spell, a pebble falls from each of caster's ears
46	0046 After each spell, ants seem to course from the caster's eyes
47	0047 After each spell, caster accuses someone nearby of impropriety
48	0048 After each spell, caster appears astonishingly ugly for 1d4 turns
49	0049 After each spell, caster appears to be decomposing
50	0050 After each spell, caster appears to be made of pure ice
51	0051 After each spell, caster appears to be utterly insane
52	0052 After each spell, caster applauds himself
53	0053 After each spell, caster begs someone nearby not to kill him
54	0054 After each spell, caster berates someone standing nearby
55	0055 After each spell, caster briefly appears to be a rotting corpse
56	0056 After each spell, caster briefly appears to be on fire
57	0057 After each spell, caster briefly appears to bleed from his eyes
58	0058 After each spell, caster briefly looks like a photo negative
59	0059 After each spell, caster briefly seems to be of the opposite sex
60	0060 After each spell, caster briefly sees fire all around him
61	0061 After each spell, caster briefly thinks that he's choking
62	0062 After each spell, caster can sense secret doors for 1d4 rounds
63	0063 After each spell, caster can t be magically healed for one hour
64	0064 After each spell, caster can t traverse a doorway for 1d10 rounds
65	0065 After each spell, caster dances like a honeybee
66	0066 After each spell, caster experiences a burning sensation
67	0067 After each spell, caster feels ants crawling all over him
68	0068 After each spell, caster feels compelled to wash his hands
69	0069 After each spell, caster feels completely alone and isolated
70	0070 After each spell, caster feels distractingly hungry
71	0071 After each spell, caster feels overwhelmingly dizzy
72	0072 After each spell, caster feels transcendent euphoria
73	0073 After each spell, caster forgets everyone's name for one hour
74	0074 After each spell, caster forgets his name for one hour
75	0075 After each spell, caster glows with infernal radiance
76	0076 After each spell, caster growls like a rabid dog
77	0077 After each spell, caster has a brief vision of some distant land
78	0078 After each spell, caster has a strong craving for twigs and bark
79	0079 After each spell, caster is 5% likely to be stricken mute
80	0080 After each spell, caster is 25% likely to turn briefly invisible
81	0081 After each spell, caster is 30% likely to lose his balance
82	0082 After each spell, caster is 60% likely to flap his arms
83	0083 After each spell, caster is afraid of his own name
84	0084 After each spell, caster is as hairy as an ape for one hour
85	0085 After each spell, caster is base AC zero for 1d4 rounds
86	0086 After each spell, caster is bathed in an otherworldly green light
87	0087 After each spell, caster is blind in one eye for one hour
88	0088 After each spell, caster is grief-stricken for 1d10 rounds
89	0089 After each spell, caster is hopelessly drunk for 1d4 rounds
90	0090 After each spell, caster is immune to bludgeons for 1d4 rounds
91	0091 After each spell, caster is immune to missile fire for one round
92	0092 After each spell, caster is intensely magnetic for 1d8 rounds
93	0093 After each spell, caster is matte black for 1d4 rounds
94	0094 After each spell, caster is suddenly facing True North
95	0095 After each spell, caster is wracked by existential horror
96	0096 After each spell, caster looks like a cadaver for 1d4 rounds
97	0097 After each spell, caster makes short, barking cries
98	0098 After each spell, caster oozes sweet-smelling oil for 1d4 rounds
99	0099 After each spell, caster polymorphs very briefly
100	0100 After each spell, caster reeks of alcohol for 2d6 rounds
101	0101 After each spell, caster salivates copiously
102	0102 After each spell, caster seems withdrawn and despondent
103	0103 After each spell, caster shakes like a rag doll for 2d4 seconds
104	0104 After each spell, caster shivers uncontrollably for 1d4 rounds
105	0105 After each spell, caster shrinks by 10d10% for 1d4 rounds
106	0106 After each spell, caster shrinks by 50%
107	0107 After each spell, caster smells strongly of turpentine
108	0108 After each spell, caster suffers brief visions of carnage
109	0109 After each spell, caster suffers disorienting vertigo
110	0110 After each spell, caster thinks that he's drowning
111	0111 After each spell, caster thinks that his clothes are on fire
112	0112 After each spell, caster trumpets like an elephant
113	0113 After each spell, caster vanishes very briefly vanishes
114	0114 After each spell, caster's clothes age 1d100 years
115	0115 After each spell, caster's clothes billow with green smoke
116	0116 After each spell, caster's eyes briefly double in size
117	0117 After each spell, caster's face looks 50 years older
118	0118 After each spell, caster's feet are covered with ash
119	0119 After each spell, caster's hair grows two inches
120	0120 After each spell, caster's hands display classic stigmata
121	0121 After each spell, caster's hands steam wildly
122	0122 After each spell, caster's head turns 360° at the neck, unharmed
123	0123 After each spell, caster's head turns invisible for 1d4 rounds
124	0124 After each spell, caster's heart pounds audibly
125	0125 After each spell, caster's left arm turns to stone for one hour
126	0126 After each spell, caster's spellbook throbs with deep red light
127	0127 After each spell, caster's Strength is halved for one hour
128	0128 After each spell, gravity briefly doubles for the caster
129	0129 After each spell, he giggles for 1d4-1 rounds
130	0130 After each spell, light shines from caster's mouth for 1d6 rounds
131	0131 After each spell, small lumps of ice fall from caster's nostrils
132	0132 After each spell, smoke hangs in the air about the caster
133	0133 After each spell, stones near the caster glisten with slime
134	0134 After each spell, sunlight is painful to caster for 1d4 rounds
135	0135 Alcohol has no effect upon the caster, but cheese is intoxicating
136	0136 All holy symbols within 100 yards bear the caster's image
137	0137 All of caster's clothing is colored safety orange
138	0138 All of caster's clothing is permanently moist
139	0139 All of caster's enemies with 100 yards vanish until dawn
140	0140 All of caster's fingers are as long as his middle finger
141	0141 All of caster's fingers are clear like glass
142	0142 All of caster's fingers double in thickness
143	0143 All of caster's fingers migrate to one hand
144	0144 All of caster's monetary wealth appears atop the nearest mountain
145	0145 All of caster's monetary wealth is revealed to be counterfeit
146	0146 All of caster's possessions age 1d1000 years
147	0147 All of caster's possessions are thrown 4d6 hours into the future
148	0148 All of caster's possessions have been seized by the government
149	0149 All trees within 100 yards form into a tight circle around caster
150	0150 All undead within 1d4 miles blame the caster for their undeath
151	0151 All undead within 1d4 miles race to the caster's current location
152	0152 All vegetation now within 10 miles is highly toxic to caster
153	0153 All vegetation now within 100 yards is invisible to caster
154	0154 All who meet caster are 50% likely to think he smells like manure
155	0155 All who meet caster are 60% likely to think he's a lycanthrope
156	0156 All who meet caster are 60% likely to think he's undead
157	0157 All within 10 yards of caster are sprayed with viscous ectoplasm
158	0158 All within 10 yards of caster attack him for 1d4 rounds
159	0159 Alternating pages of caster's spellbook are indestructible
160	0160 An accurate illusion of caster copies his movements one mile away
161	0161 An illusory statue of the caster stands at this spot for one year
162	0162 An image of caster's beating heart hovers in the nearest doorway
163	0163 An image of the caster's head hovers over his actual head
164	0164 An image the of caster's beating heart hovers over his head
165	0165 Any Abjurations currently affecting the caster are Dispelled
166	0166 Any armor that the caster is wearing right now shrinks by 80%
167	0167 Any armor that the caster is wearing right now vanishes forever
168	0168 Any arrow striking the caster disintegrates in 1d4 rounds
169	0169 Any arrow striking the caster inflicts equal damage on its archer
170	0170 Any attack-based spell cast by caster is 10% likely to affect him
171	0171 Any attack-based spell cast by caster is delayed 1d4 rounds
172	0172 Any attempt to change shape locks the caster into that new shape
173	0173 Any attempt to change shape makes the caster forget his true form
174	0174 Any attempt to change shape will age the caster 1d10 years
175	0175 Any attempt to change shape will be only partially successful
176	0176 Any attempt to change shape will cause the caster to take root
177	0177 Any attempt to change shape will leave his feet unchanged
178	0178 Any attempt to change shape will make the caster bald forever
179	0179 Any attempt to change shape will render the caster genderless
180	0180 Any attempt to change shape will shrink the caster by 2d10%
181	0181 Any attempt to change shape will teleport the caster 1d1000 miles
182	0182 Any attempt to change shape will teleport the caster to this spot
183	0183 Any attempt to change shape will turn him into 2d12 ducklings
184	0184 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster inside-out
185	0185 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a geranium
186	0186 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a monkey
187	0187 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a pelican
188	0188 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a penguin
189	0189 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a rabbit
190	0190 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a shrubbery
191	0191 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a snowman
192	0192 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a toddler
193	0193 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a troll
194	0194 Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a wax dummy
195	0195 Any attempt to read caster's mind reveals a homicidal maniac
196	0196 Any attempt to read caster's mind reveals an absolute void
197	0197 Any attempt to use rope inspires the caster to hang himself
198	0198 Any attempt to use rope leaves caster hopelessly entangled
199	0199 Any attempt to use rope leaves hideous welts on the caster's body
200	0200 Any blade that has drawn the caster's blood is invisible to him
201	0201 Any bread that caster bakes remains warm until it's eaten
202	0202 Any building that the caster enters appears to catch fire
203	0203 Any building that the caster enters ejects him forcefully
204	0204 Any clothing worn by caster is invisible to him while he wears it
205	0205 Any clothing worn by caster smells like carrion while he wears it
206	0206 Any coins in caster's possession are gold-plated
207	0207 Any coins in caster's possession become copper pieces
208	0208 Any coins now carried by caster are water-soluble for 1d4 weeks
209	0209 Any coins now carried by caster ignite and burn like tinder
210	0210 Any creature Summoned by caster emerges from his mouth
211	0211 Any creatures Summoned near caster are invisible to him
212	0212 Any creatures Summoned near caster immediately befriend him
213	0213 Any damage against caster is rolled twice, using the higher roll
214	0214 Any damage against caster is rolled twice, using the lower roll
215	0215 Any electricity-based magic used by caster discharges on him
216	0216 Any electricity-based magic used by caster reeks of ozone
217	0217 Any fire extinguished by caster rekindles itself 1d4 turns later
218	0218 Any fire-based spell used by caster has only 25% of normal range
219	0219 Any fires set by caster are invisible for 2d6 hours
220	0220 Any fires set by caster attract undead like moths to a candle
221	0221 Any fires set by caster jingle like wind chimes while they burn
222	0222 Any fires set by caster make those near it appear to be undead
223	0223 Any fires set by caster produce no heat
224	0224 Any fires set by caster produce no smoke
225	0225 Any fires set by caster whisper vague threats against him
226	0226 Any food now carried by caster combusts
227	0227 Any food now carried by caster is 10X as nutritious
228	0228 Any food now carried by caster is fused into glass
229	0229 Any food now carried by caster is sealed in airtight tin cans
230	0230 Any food now carried by caster is toxic to Dwarves
231	0231 Any food now carried by caster smells like carrion
232	0232 Any food now carried by caster turns to ice
233	0233 Any food now carried by caster turns to iron
234	0234 Any food now carried by caster turns to spun sugar
235	0235 Any gems in caster's possession are replaced by lumps of gelatin
236	0236 Any hammer thrown by caster returns to his hand one round later
237	0237 Any horse ridden by caster suffers no fatigue while he rides it
238	0238 Any intelligent weapons now carried by caster hate him forever
239	0239 Any intelligent weapons seen by caster look vaguely familiar
240	0240 Any magic currently affecting the caster is Dispelled
241	0241 Any magic currently affecting the caster is suppressed until dawn
242	0242 Any magic items owned by caster appear in a heap nearby
243	0243 Any magic items owned by caster are non-functional for 1d10 days
244	0244 Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are fireproof
245	0245 Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are forgeries
246	0246 Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are subtly tainted
247	0247 Any magical scrolls now carried by caster discharge spontaneously
248	0248 Any magical scrolls now carried by caster turn to steel
249	0249 Any metal object carried by caster is 90% transparent
250	0250 Any metal object carried by caster seems 10x its normal weight
251	0251 Any metal that caster is carrying turns to liquid like mercury
252	0252 Any missile fired at caster is 10% likely to explode when it hits
253	0253 Any missile fired at caster is at a -3 penalty to hit him
254	0254 Any missile fired by caster is 10% likely to vanish in flight
255	0255 Any missile shot by caster is destroyed by lightning mid-flight
256	0256 Any missile striking caster is 10% likely to be just an illusion
257	0257 Any mountain more than one mile from caster is invisible to him
258	0258 Any ranged spell used by caster seems to issue from his eyes
259	0259 Any ranged spell used by caster seems to issue from someone else
260	0260 Any rope currently carried by caster doubles in length
261	0261 Any rope currently carried by caster turns to braided gold wire
262	0262 Any rope that caster is now carrying becomes frictionless
263	0263 Any rope that caster is now carrying is soaked with lamp oil
264	0264 Any shield held by caster appears to be made of Swiss cheese
265	0265 Any shield held by caster appears to weigh 100 pounds
266	0266 Any shield held by caster gains a +1 bonus while he holds it
267	0267 Any shield held by caster is ethereal in the presence of weapons
268	0268 Any shield held by caster is impervious to magical fire
269	0269 Any spells cast by caster are accompanied by twinkling lights
270	0270 Any spells cast by caster upon himself have an undesirable effect
271	0271 Any spells cast by caster upon himself lapse after one round 0272
272	Any spells cast by caster within the last hour are negated
273	0273 Any spells caster now has memorized will fail when he casts them
274	0274 Any undead in the area attack the caster but ignore everyone else
275	0275 Any undead in the area flee from the caster for 2d10 rounds
276	0276 Any wood within 25 yards flies toward the caster for 1d10 rounds
277	0277 Any writing implement used by caster breaks, runs dry, etc.
278	0278 Anyone attempting to rob caster must tell him about it beforehand
279	0279 Anyone drinking a potion near caster looks like him until sunset
280	0280 Anyone drinking a potion shrinks by 50% for its duration
281	0281 Anyone in caster's presence can t employ Direction Sense
282	0282 Anyone in caster's presence thinks that he represents True North
283	0283 Anyone related to caster by blood is invisible to him
284	0284 Anyone slain by caster becomes invisible upon death
285	0285 Anyone trying to pick caster's pocket shrinks by 50%
286	0286 Anyone trying to scry the caster's whereabouts sees this location
287	0287 Anyone voluntarily struck by caster's magic resents him for it
288	0288 Anyone who knows caster's name gives him an offensive nickname
289	0289 Anyone who looks deep into caster's mouth risks insanity
290	0290 Anything caster drinks is 50% likely to fall from his mouth
291	0291 Anything written by caster appears as gibberish to everyone else
292	0292 Artifacts react unpredictably when caster attempts to use them
293	0293 Before each spell, caster must address someone who isn't there
294	0294 Before each spell, caster must anoint his head with water
295	0295 Before each spell, caster must bark like a dog for 2d6 seconds
296	0296 Before each spell, caster must bite a gold coin
297	0297 Before each spell, caster must blaspheme some god of chaos
298	0298 Before each spell, caster must claim that his shoes are too tight
299	0299 Before each spell, caster must claim to be invincible
300	0300 Before each spell, caster must clear his throat loudly
301	0301 Before each spell, caster must confess an embarrassing secret
302	0302 Before each spell, caster must confess that he's a charlatan
303	0303 Before each spell, caster must crack his knuckles
304	0304 Before each spell, caster must drop a gold coin to the ground
305	0305 Before each spell, caster must give himself permission to cast it
306	0306 Before each spell, caster must hold his breath for 1d10 seconds
307	0307 Before each spell, caster must ingest a pinch of dust
308	0308 Before each spell, caster must insult a close friend
309	0309 Before each spell, caster must invoke some monstrous entity
310	0310 Before each spell, caster must issue what sounds like a prophecy
311	0311 Before each spell, caster must light a small candle
312	0312 Before each spell, caster must make a new and improbable vow
313	0313 Before each spell, caster must make an embarrassing admission
314	0314 Before each spell, caster must pat himself on the head
315	0315 Before each spell, caster must pluck 1d6 hairs from his head
316	0316 Before each spell, caster must predict that he'll die by sunset
317	0317 Before each spell, caster must prick his finger with a rusty pin
318	0318 Before each spell, caster must profess a thirst for human blood
319	0319 Before each spell, caster must profess love for someone nearby
320	0320 Before each spell, caster must promise to change his name
321	0321 Before each spell, caster must remove one article of clothing
322	0322 Before each spell, caster must say "Magic is my business."
323	0323 Before each spell, caster must say "My God, it's full of stars."
324	0324 Before each spell, caster must say "The prophecy is fulfilled."
325	0325 Before each spell, caster must say "This probably won't work."
326	0326 Before each spell, caster must shed at least 1d4 tears
327	0327 Before each spell, caster must shout a different prime number
328	0328 Before each spell, caster must snap a twig or the like
329	0329 Before each spell, caster must speak a new and original rhyme
330	0330 Before each spell, caster must speak a new and relevant pun
331	0331 Before each spell, caster must speak ill of a good friend
332	0332 Before each spell, caster must tear one article of clothing
333	0333 Before each spell, caster must tie a knot in a piece of string
334	0334 Before each spell, caster must touch his eyes, ears, and nose
335	0335 Before each spell, caster must touch liquid water
336	0336 Before each spell, caster must trace a circle in the air
337	0337 Before each spell, caster must vow that this is his final spell
338	0338 Beneficial magic potions have an opposite effect upon the caster
339	0339 Bits of flesh fall from caster's body until he's a bare skeleton
340	0340 Blades seem extraordinarily dull while caster wields them
341	0341 Caster accidentally creates a virulent plague in his workshop
342	0342 Caster accuses his nearest ally of murdering him
343	0343 Caster acquires an exact copy of every non-magical thing he owns
344	0344 Caster acquires lycanthropy, but only in his left leg
345	0345 Caster acquires proficiency in some weapon that will never exist
346	0346 Caster addresses everyone he knows by his own name
347	0347 Caster adopts a habit of nightly self-flagellation
348	0348 Caster adopts a universally obscene gesture as his trademark
349	0349 Caster adopts bizarre rituals concerning the preparation of food
350	0350 Caster adopts fastidious standards of hygiene
351	0351 Caster adopts some unlikely animal as a kind of spirit totem
352	0352 Caster adopts some unlikely object as a kind of holy symbol
353	0353 Caster adopts the next religion he encounters for the first time
354	0354 Caster ages 1d10 years per hour until sunset tonight
355	0355 Caster ages 1d10 years/round for 2 turns, then reverts to normal
356	0356 Caster ages backwards 2d4 years over that many rounds
357	0357 Caster ages normally but forever retains his current appearance
358	0358 Caster ages one year per day spent on open water
359	0359 Caster ages one year per mile that he travels away from this spot
360	0360 Caster always appears healthy and wealthy
361	0361 Caster always appears sickly and destitute
362	0362 Caster always feels as if the temperature is what it is right now
363	0363 Caster always pays 10% more than the asking price
364	0364 Caster always sees his surroundings as misty and fog-shrouded
365	0365 Caster always thinks it's fifty degrees colder than it really is
366	0366 Caster always thinks that there's one more step in the staircase
367	0367 Caster and everyone else forgets and can t discern his age
368	0368 Caster and nearest intelligent weapon exchange personalities
369	0369 Caster and one nearby ally teleport to the caster's home
370	0370 Caster annoys everyone by insisting that he's ambidextrous
371	0371 Caster appears increasingly decrepit as the day wears on
372	0372 Caster appears to be a bare skeleton from the waist down
373	0373 Caster appears to be a bare skeleton from the waist up
374	0374 Caster appears to be at full health, no matter how badly injured
375	0375 Caster appears to be bleeding profusely whenever he's indoors
376	0376 Caster appears to be composed of translucent quartz
377	0377 Caster appears to be covered in ugly scales for one day each week
378	0378 Caster appears to be made of countless flesh-colored pebbles
379	0379 Caster appears to be made out of bricks until sunset tomorrow
380	0380 Caster appears to be of a different species while sleeping
381	0381 Caster appears to be of opposite sex while brandishing a shield
382	0382 Caster appears to be on fire while his spellbook is open
383	0383 Caster appears to be operating his body from a remote location
384	0384 Caster appears to be undead for one hour after each meal
385	0385 Caster appears to be undead while in the presence of undead
386	0386 Caster appears to be weathered like an ancient statue
387	0387 Caster appears to have a railroad spike jutting from his forehead
388	0388 Caster appears to have been carved from wood with an axe
389	0389 Caster appears to have been crafted out of clay by children
390	0390 Caster appears to have been torn apart and hastily reassembled
391	0391 Caster appears to shrivel like a raisin after each casting
392	0392 Caster appears translucent to anyone of the opposite sex
393	0393 Caster asks Elves if they can supply him with fudge cookies
394	0394 Caster ate the last of the rations that his party was carrying
395	0395 Caster ate two or three pounds of apple seeds this morning
396	0396 Caster attempts to drink every potion he sees
397	0397 Caster attracts undead in any town he enters
398	0398 Caster attracts zealous sycophants wherever he goes
399	0399 Caster automatically believes that his own illusions are real
400	0400 Caster awakens to find that the last 1d8 hours were only a dream
401	0401 Caster bears the birthmark of the lineage of powerful kings
402	0402 Caster becomes disturbingly frenetic until sunset
403	0403 Caster becomes flat as a sheet of parchment for 2d6 rounds
404	0404 Caster becomes increasingly simian as the days wear on
405	0405 Caster becomes invisible to anyone who successfully Charms him
406	0406 Caster becomes lost if he enters a cave by himself
407	0407 Caster becomes lost if he enters a forest by himself
408	0408 Caster becomes powerfully addicted to necromantic magic
409	0409 Caster becomes powerfully addicted to Chaos Bursts
410	0410 Caster becomes tightly stuck to the next chair in which he sits
411	0411 Caster becomes unconscious when he becomes invisible
412	0412 Caster becomes violently ill if he eats near a fire
413	0413 Caster becomes visibly anxious at the sight of holy water
414	0414 Caster begins aging backwards, one year per round
415	0415 Caster begins growing one inch per week
416	0416 Caster begins his conversations with an insulting comment
417	0417 Caster begins to resemble the next person who touches him
418	0418 Caster begins worshipping his spellbook with burnt offerings
419	0419 Caster believes that a nearby sheep is his polymorphed true love
420	0420 Caster briefly turns translucent after casting a spell
421	0421 Caster burns with homicidal rage whenever he's struck by magic
422	0422 Caster can alter his weight by up to 50% at will
423	0423 Caster can always sense his location relative to this location
424	0424 Caster can appear to be 50% fatter at will
425	0425 Caster can appraise gems by tasting them
426	0426 Caster can ask three questions of the next tree he touches
427	0427 Caster can assess the purity of any metal by tasting it
428	0428 Caster can be accurately described as "frumious"
429	0429 Caster can be injured but not killed by any bludgeoning weapon
430	0430 Caster can be injured but not killed by any female creature
431	0431 Caster can be injured but not killed by any male creature
432	0432 Caster can be injured by fire, but it can't kill him
433	0433 Caster can be injured by metal weapons, but they can't kill him
434	0434 Caster can be injured normally but can only be slain by fire
435	0435 Caster can be injured normally but can only be slain by magic
436	0436 Caster can become invisible at will while he's knee-deep in snow
437	0437 Caster can become invisible while standing neck-deep in water
438	0438 Caster can breathe underwater, but he always smells like a fish
439	0439 Caster can carry any weight of books but only in his bare hands
440	0440 Caster can cause one creature near him to turn to iron
441	0441 Caster can cause one nearby person to age 1d10 years
442	0442 Caster can change the size of his ears at will
443	0443 Caster can conjure apples out of thin air, one at a time
444	0444 Caster can control any undead skeletons now within 100 yards
445	0445 Caster can detach either of his hands at will
446	0446 Caster can detach his head easily but dies if he does so
447	0447 Caster can detect non-magical fire within 500 yards
448	0448 Caster can detect the nearest potable water at will
449	0449 Caster can detect the presence of elementals within 100 yards
450	0450 Caster can detect True East at will
451	0451 Caster can discern a person's age by touching him
452	0452 Caster can discern a tree's age by touching it
453	0453 Caster can discern whether people are really unconscious
454	0454 Caster can discern which spells a magic user has memorized
455	0455 Caster can disgorge a pound of sawdust once per day
456	0456 Caster can double his spells range if he's carrying no metal
457	0457 Caster can double his weight for up to 1d4 rounds per day
458	0458 Caster can drink only from a golden bowl worth 100 gold pieces
459	0459 Caster can easily walk on ice while barefoot
460	0460 Caster can echolocate like a dolphin while naked and underwater
461	0461 Caster can endure normal fire one round per point of Constitution
462	0462 Caster can extend his legs to 150% of their normal length at will
463	0463 Caster can extend his legs to 2X their normal length at will
464	0464 Caster can handle red-hot metal with his bare hands
465	0465 Caster can hear what occurs at this location from up to 10 miles
466	0466 Caster can hear what's going on in his home, wherever he is
467	0467 Caster can hold his breath for 3X his Wisdom score in rounds
468	0468 Caster can hurl a baseball-sized object beyond the horizon
469	0469 Caster can identify any kind of fungus on sight
470	0470 Caster can ignite twigs by sticking them in his mouth
471	0471 Caster can ignore any spell cast on him but is 80% likely to die
472	0472 Caster can induce ravenous hunger in others
473	0473 Caster can inflate his left hand like a balloon
474	0474 Caster can instantly count quantities of fewer than 1,000 items
475	0475 Caster can judge visible distances with amazing accuracy
476	0476 Caster can light candles simply by touching their wicks
477	0477 Caster can magically create edible but non-nourishing food
478	0478 Caster can make his ears resemble noses at will
479	0479 Caster can memorize spells 4x faster than is normally required
480	0480 Caster can move easily through running water less than waist-deep
481	0481 Caster can move in total silence for his Wisdom score in rounds
482	0482 Caster can move silently while holding a thumb in each nostril
483	0483 Caster can never again come within one mile of his home
484	0484 Caster can no longer use charged magic items
485	0485 Caster can only digest food that is spoiled or rotting
486	0486 Caster can only use electrical magic while standing in water
487	0487 Caster can only wear one shoe at a time
488	0488 Caster can open his mouth as wide as he is tall
489	0489 Caster can pass his right arm through up to six inches of wood
490	0490 Caster can reattach his own limbs if they re severed
491	0491 Caster can recall his own birth with perfect clarity
492	0492 Caster can remove his tongue and replace it at will
493	0493 Caster can remove one eye and replace it at will
494	0494 Caster can remove or negate one curse
495	0495 Caster can resemble a decaying zombie at will
496	0496 Caster can retract his feet into his ankles at will
497	0497 Caster can retract his fingers into his palms at will
498	0498 Caster can retract his nose into his face at will
499	0499 Caster can scale walls like a monkey while unencumbered
500	0500 Caster can see in total darkness if he has a banana in his pocket
501	0501 Caster can see secret doors easily but can't see normal doors
502	0502 Caster can see through fire
503	0503 Caster can see through his eyelids for up to 1d6 rounds at a time
504	0504 Caster can see through stone if he has a pebble in his mouth
505	0505 Caster can see underwater clearly while naked and wielding an axe
506	0506 Caster can seem to be infected with a particular disease at will
507	0507 Caster can seen in total darkness for 1d4 days
508	0508 Caster can sense intelligent weapons within 10 yards
509	0509 Caster can sense people who ve been affected by Chaos Bursts
510	0510 Caster can speak but can't engage in actual conversations
511	0511 Caster can speak in a whisper to anyone in his line of sight
512	0512 Caster can speak in any of 2d4 voices at will
513	0513 Caster can speak with ants but can only ask yes/no questions
514	0514 Caster can speak with carrion birds, but he smells like a corpse
515	0515 Caster can speak with carrion birds, but he's permanently bald
516	0516 Caster can speak with domestic fowl, but he crows at sunrise
517	0517 Caster can speak with domestic fowl, but they tend to lie to him
518	0518 Caster can speak with honeybees while dancing like one of them
519	0519 Caster can speak with oysters while holding a pearl in his mouth
520	0520 Caster can speak with small fish, but only while underwater
521	0521 Caster can spot the strongest member of any group of five or more
522	0522 Caster can stretch his left arm 2X the length of his body
523	0523 Caster can subsist on bark for up to 1d4 days at a time
524	0524 Caster can Summon 1d10 rabbits, once per level per week
525	0525 Caster can Summon a powerful entity to answer one question
526	0526 Caster can Summon a powerful entity who will then try to kill him
527	0527 Caster can Summon but not control a powerful, malevolent entity
528	0528 Caster can Summon up to 1d10 pigeons per month
529	0529 Caster can survive at the bottom of the sea for 1d4 minutes
530	0530 Caster can survive in the depths of space, if he can get there
531	0531 Caster can survive one fall of up to twenty miles
532	0532 Caster can taste foods simply by touching them
533	0533 Caster can teleport 10 feet straight up, once per day
534	0534 Caster can teleport 10 times at will but loses a finger each time
535	0535 Caster can teleport at will but ages 1d100 years each time
536	0536 Caster can teleport at will but arrives unconscious for one hour
537	0537 Caster can teleport at will but can't pick the destination
538	0538 Caster can teleport at will but doesn't arrive for 1d12 months
539	0539 Caster can teleport at will but is 10% likely to arrive dead
540	0540 Caster can teleport at will but is paralyzed from the neck down
541	0541 Caster can teleport at will but loses 1d100 hit points each time
542	0542 Caster can teleport at will but only while naked and unencumbered
543	0543 Caster can teleport at will but shrinks by 50% per mile traveled
544	0544 Caster can teleport at will to this exact spot 2d6 times
545	0545 Caster can teleport into the nearest hollow tree, once
546	0546 Caster can teleport up to fifty feet once per day
547	0547 Caster can throw one baseball-sized item 2d6 days into the future
548	0548 Caster can throw one nearby person 1d10 rounds into the future
549	0549 Caster can throw one nearby person 1d4 days into the future
550	0550 Caster can transmute magically-created metal into wood
551	0551 Caster can travel in time but ages 1d10 years per round traveled
552	0552 Caster can turn 360° at the waist without harm
553	0553 Caster can turn ethereal at will but can't revert for 3d8 days
554	0554 Caster can turn his arms to wood for up to 1d6 rounds per day
555	0555 Caster can turn his bones invisible at will
556	0556 Caster can turn his hands invisible at will 1d8 times per day
557	0557 Caster can turn his head completely around once per day
558	0558 Caster can turn into a cat but can't resume his true form
559	0559 Caster can turn into a falcon but is only 30% likely to turn back
560	0560 Caster can turn into a small tree while he's indoors
561	0561 Caster can turn into any kind of fish if no water is nearby
562	0562 Caster can turn invisible while he holds his breath
563	0563 Caster can turn invisible while naked and motionless
564	0564 Caster can walk on inclines of 45° or less as if they were flat
565	0565 Caster can withstand ocean depths while holding a bar of sodium
566	0566 Caster can, at will, appear to be the next person he touches
567	0567 Caster can't attack anyone more than 20 feet away from him
568	0568 Caster can t be beheaded
569	0569 Caster can t be blinded or dazzled by sunlight
570	0570 Caster can t be burned by magical fire for 1d4 hours
571	0571 Caster can t be burned by steam or scalding water
572	0572 Caster can t be Charmed by anyone of the opposite sex
573	0573 Caster can t be crushed by any weight of stone
574	0574 Caster can t be cut by any blade until he casts his next spell
575	0575 Caster can t be cut by glass
576	0576 Caster can t be cut by non-magical blades for 1d4 days
577	0577 Caster can t be harmed by any member of the royal family
578	0578 Caster can t be harmed by loud, non-magical sound
579	0579 Caster can t be harmed by refined metals for 1d4 hours
580	0580 Caster can t be harmed while he stands where he is right now
581	0581 Caster can t be killed by anyone of his own race
582	0582 Caster can t be overwhelmed by foul odors
583	0583 Caster can t be seen through glass or ice
584	0584 Caster can t be strangled
585	0585 Caster can t breathe for 4d6 rounds
586	0586 Caster can t bring his left hand within 18 inches of his head
587	0587 Caster can't carry anything larger than his own head
588	0588 Caster can t carry anything made entirely of metal
589	0589 Caster can't carry refined metal in a wooded environment
590	0590 Caster can't cast any spells he now has memorized for 1d8 days
591	0591 Caster can't cast fire-based magic while in the rain
592	0592 Caster can't cast fire-based spells in a wooded environment
593	0593 Caster can t cast force-based spells (Wall of Force, etc.)
594	0594 Caster can't cast magic on anyone not wearing armor
595	0595 Caster can't cast magic on anyone while they're eating
596	0596 Caster can't cast magic unless he's within sight of a tree
597	0597 Caster can't cast magic upon himself for 1d4 weeks
598	0598 Caster can't create magical walls or barriers
599	0599 Caster can't create normal or magical fire for 1d4 days
600	0600 Caster can't create permanent magical objects or effects
601	0601 Caster can t cross moving water while brandishing a weapon
602	0602 Caster can t cross moving water while carrying his spellbook
603	0603 Caster can t cross moving water while wearing clothes
604	0604 Caster can t cross moving water while wearing magical rings
605	0605 Caster can t cross moving water without assistance
606	0606 Caster can t determine when he's hungry or thirsty
607	0607 Caster can't eat any cooked meat
608	0608 Caster can't eat any food that doesn't contain a handful of soil
609	0609 Caster can t eat any food that he himself did not prepare
610	0610 Caster can t eat any salted or cured meat
611	0611 Caster can't eat while at full hit points
612	0612 Caster can t employ magical means of improving his Armor Class
613	0613 Caster can't enter any artificial structure for 2d4 weeks
614	0614 Caster can't enter any building in which Dwarves are present
615	0615 Caster can t go more than 10 from this location for 24 hours
616	0616 Caster can t harm or be harmed by elementals for 4d10 months
617	0617 Caster can t inflict injury upon himself with any metal weapon
618	0618 Caster can't learn any new spells until he's been resurrected
619	0619 Caster can't learn any new spells within 1d10 miles of here
620	0620 Caster can't lift both feet from the ground at the same time
621	0621 Caster can't move his arms for 1d4 turns
622	0622 Caster can't move his left arm or right leg for 1d4 turns
623	0623 Caster can't move more than 10 feet from the next tree he touches
624	0624 Caster can't open any door constructed primarily of wood
625	0625 Caster can't open any door that has a hinge made of metal
626	0626 Caster can't open any door that opens toward him
627	0627 Caster can't open any door unless his hair is wet
628	0628 Caster can't open any door while anyone is watching
629	0629 Caster can't quite be certain that he really exists
630	0630 Caster can t remember the last 2d12+12 hours
631	0631 Caster can't remove any magical armor that he's now wearing
632	0632 Caster can't remove his hands from his pockets
633	0633 Caster can't run while his eyes are open
634	0634 Caster can't see any extra-planar creatures for one year
635	0635 Caster can t see through glass, ice, diamond, or the like
636	0636 Caster can t sleep indoors while it's raining
637	0637 Caster can t sleep more than 1d4 hours at a time
638	0638 Caster can't sleep until he shaves his head bald
639	0639 Caster can't sleep until he's walked at least 4d8 miles from here
640	0640 Caster can't speak for one hour and can only croak like a frog
641	0641 Caster can't speak for one hour if he's wearing clothes
642	0642 Caster can t speak in anything less than a full shout
643	0643 Caster can t speak in sentences longer than 10 syllables
644	0644 Caster can t speak to anyone holding a blood-stained weapon
645	0645 Caster can t speak to anyone whom he's not currently touching
646	0646 Caster can't speak unless he first turns in a circle
647	0647 Caster can t speak unless he's brandishing a weapon
648	0648 Caster can't speak unless he's carrying at least one gold coin
649	0649 Caster can't speak unless his thumbs are touching
650	0650 Caster can t speak until he's removed 1d10 articles of clothing
651	0651 Caster can't speak while holding a weapon
652	0652 Caster can t stand with both feet on the ground at the same time
653	0653 Caster can t stop talking for 6d12 hours
654	0654 Caster can't tolerate the presence of wet ink
655	0655 Caster can t touch food with his hands
656	0656 Caster can't use any blade longer than his forearm
657	0657 Caster can't use any magic until someone cuts him with a blade
658	0658 Caster can't use magic between sunrise and noon
659	0659 Caster can't use magic for 1d4 rounds after being wounded
660	0660 Caster can't use magic for 1d6 rounds after being struck by magic
661	0661 Caster can't use magic for six hours after ingesting meat
662	0662 Caster can't use magic items for one turn after casting a spell
663	0663 Caster can't use magic items that contain gold
664	0664 Caster can't use magic items until sunrise,
665	0665 Caster can't use magic items while at full hit points
666	0666 Caster can't use magic unless he swallows a gold coin each day
667	0667 Caster can t use magic unless he's holding a buzzard's feather
668	0668 Caster can't use magic until he eats a pound of feathers,
669	0669 Caster can't use magic until sunset tomorrow,
670	0670 Caster can't use magic while sitting
671	0671 Caster can't use magic within 1d4 miles of this spot for 5d6 days
672	0672 Caster can't use missile weapons for one week
673	0673 Caster can t use non-magical blades for 1d6 days
674	0674 Caster can't use the spell Dispel Magic
675	0675 Caster can't use the spell that triggered this Burst for one year
676	0676 Caster can't use weapons that contain wood
677	0677 Caster can t wake without assistance
678	0678 Caster can t walk (run, etc.) while wearing a magic ring
679	0679 Caster can't wear magical rings
680	0680 Caster can t wield any weapon longer than his arm
681	0681 Caster changes his name to its reverse: "Tom" becomes "Mot"
682	0682 Caster claims that he's doing the work of some god or other
683	0683 Caster claims to be able to command dragons to do his bidding
684	0684 Caster claims to be immune to inorganic poisons
685	0685 Caster claims to be the offspring of a god and a mortal
686	0686 Caster claims to have begotten a child with a god
687	0687 Caster claims to have committed logically impossible acts
688	0688 Caster claims to have created the universe
689	0689 Caster claims to have invented the Fireball spell
690	0690 Caster combusts instantly if he's stabbed by a silver dagger
691	0691 Caster comes into possession of 1d100 acres of swampland
692	0692 Caster comes into possession of a bag full of mismatched teeth
693	0693 Caster comes into possession of a black velvet painting of Elves
694	0694 Caster comes into possession of a foul, decomposing skull
695	0695 Caster comes into possession of a golden vial of silver fluid
696	0696 Caster comes into possession of a ring that can t be removed
697	0697 Caster comes into possession of a three-legged pony
698	0698 Caster comes into possession of an apparently magical lamp
699	0699 Caster comes into possession of his great-grandfather's jawbone
700	0700 Caster completely blends into his surroundings while he's asleep
701	0701 Caster completely blends into his surroundings while upside down
702	0702 Caster compulsively hordes some kind of small, worthless item
703	0703 Caster confesses to every crime he hears about
704	0704 Caster confesses to improbable crimes (e.g. "I stole the moon ")
705	0705 Caster consistently overestimates his martial and magical prowess
706	0706 Caster continues to age normally but can t die of old age
707	0707 Caster coughs violently in the presence of undead
708	0708 Caster craves moss
709	0709 Caster craves wood like a termite
710	0710 Caster cries like a baby whenever he's hungry or can t sleep
711	0711 Caster cries like a baby whenever he's struck by magic
712	0712 Caster dances like a belly-dancer for 2d6 rounds
713	0713 Caster declares himself to be the center of the universe
714	0714 Caster declares that Dwarves are indistinguishable from orcs
715	0715 Caster declares that he can redeem the damned
716	0716 Caster declares that he has the power to absolve sins
717	0717 Caster declares that he is the judge of all mankind
718	0718 Caster declares that these pretzels are making him thirsty
719	0719 Caster deeply resents anyone who asks him to use magic
720	0720 Caster deeply resents anyone who doesn't praise his magical skill
721	0721 Caster deeply resents anyone who eats meat in his presence
722	0722 Caster deeply resents anyone who uses magic in his presence
723	0723 Caster demands that employers pay him in wood instead of gold
724	0724 Caster demands that his allies adopt fastidious hygiene standards
725	0725 Caster demands that his allies treat him as though he's invisible
726	0726 Caster demands that people call him Ishmael
727	0727 Caster demands that people call him Legion, for he is many
728	0728 Caster demands that people call him The Spell-Meister
729	0729 Caster derives no nourishment from food cooked over a fire
730	0730 Caster derives no nourishment from food eaten after sunset
731	0731 Caster derives no nourishment from food eaten near a lake
732	0732 Caster develops a stutter while in the presence of undead
733	0733 Caster develops an intense hunger for leather strapping
734	0734 Caster develops an intense hunger for the pages of his spellbook
735	0735 Caster didn't actually exist prior to this Chaos Burst
736	0736 Caster dies if he slays a zombie in the next 1d6 days
737	0737 Caster dies instantly if his blood is spilled by a god
738	0738 Caster dies instantly if his blood is spilled by mistletoe
739	0739 Caster dies painfully but arises at dawn having gained one level
740	0740 Caster discovers a whole pantheon of hitherto overlooked deities
741	0741 Caster discovers that one of his limbs belongs to someone else
742	0742 Caster discovers that one of his limbs is a clockwork replica
743	0743 Caster disgorges 10d10 feet of rubber tubing
744	0744 Caster disgorges 1d100 gold pieces
745	0745 Caster disgorges 1d100 pounds of wet, coarse sand
746	0746 Caster disgorges 1d4 apples per hour for the next 3d8 hours
747	0747 Caster disgorges 1d4 gallons of foul, necrotic mush
748	0748 Caster disgorges 1d6 gallons of rusty sludge
749	0749 Caster disgorges 2d10 pounds of carrots
750	0750 Caster disgorges 2d4 full-sized wool blankets
751	0751 Caster disgorges a 100 foot length of fine silver wire
752	0752 Caster disgorges a ball of solid bone nine inches in diameter
753	0753 Caster disgorges a bar of copper four feet in length
754	0754 Caster disgorges a bar of soap as large as his spellbook
755	0755 Caster disgorges a bolt of finely embroidered silk
756	0756 Caster disgorges a book about gastrointestinal anomalies
757	0757 Caster disgorges a book of carpet samples
758	0758 Caster disgorges a box of rare botanical samples
759	0759 Caster disgorges a bushel of ripe peaches
760	0760 Caster disgorges a coffin large enough to accommodate his corpse
761	0761 Caster disgorges a four-course meal for three
762	0762 Caster disgorges a full-grown cactus
763	0763 Caster disgorges a full-sized barrel
764	0764 Caster disgorges a glass cube four inches on a side
765	0765 Caster disgorges a glass vial containing a mysterious potion
766	0766 Caster disgorges a golden birdcage
767	0767 Caster disgorges a king's long-lost signet ring
768	0768 Caster disgorges a large bunch of bananas
769	0769 Caster disgorges a large chair
770	0770 Caster disgorges a large pane of glass
771	0771 Caster disgorges a length of heavy chain
772	0772 Caster disgorges a life-sized ice sculpture of a horse
773	0773 Caster disgorges a long hunk of driftwood
774	0774 Caster disgorges a lump of brass the size of his torso
775	0775 Caster disgorges a medium-sized astrolabe
776	0776 Caster disgorges a mop and a wooden bucket full of suds
777	0777 Caster disgorges a mysterious and important-looking key
778	0778 Caster disgorges a pair of deer antlers
779	0779 Caster disgorges a pair of smith's fire tongs
780	0780 Caster disgorges a pouch full of rare and ancient coins
781	0781 Caster disgorges a pound of mercury
782	0782 Caster disgorges a pound of molten lead
783	0783 Caster disgorges a ring full of keys that don't fit any lock
784	0784 Caster disgorges a ship's anchor
785	0785 Caster disgorges a small brazier full of burning coals
786	0786 Caster disgorges a sort of bowl-shaped porcelain chair
787	0787 Caster disgorges a weapon that he misplaced 1d12 months ago
788	0788 Caster disgorges a whole pumpkin
789	0789 Caster disgorges a wrought-iron staircase banister
790	0790 Caster disgorges an airtight canister filled with nitrogen gas
791	0791 Caster disgorges an elephant's femur
792	0792 Caster disgorges an entire beehive
793	0793 Caster disgorges an exact copy of the head of someone nearby
794	0794 Caster disgorges an oil painting of this scene
795	0795 Caster disgorges an ostrich egg
796	0796 Caster disgorges enough snow to blanket an area ten feet square
797	0797 Caster disgorges half of a canoe
798	0798 Caster disgorges the carcass of a strange and colorful bird
799	0799 Caster disgorges the emblem of some diabolical religious cult
800	0800 Caster disgorges the entire, intact skin of a giraffe
801	0801 Caster disgorges the entire, intact skin of someone nearby
802	0802 Caster disgorges what appears to be his entire nervous system
803	0803 Caster disgorges what appears to be his own still-beating heart
804	0804 Caster displays all the signs of full demonic possession
805	0805 Caster distrusts anyone displaying a cut gem or jewel
806	0806 Caster distrusts anyone taller than he is
807	0807 Caster distrusts anyone who doesn't know the caster's name
808	0808 Caster distrusts anyone who doesn't resemble him
809	0809 Caster distrusts anyone who won t let him examine their teeth
810	0810 Caster distrusts anyone who's wearing armor
811	0811 Caster distrusts other members of his race
812	0812 Caster distrusts other spellcasters
813	0813 Caster doesn t need to drink fluids for the next 1d100 weeks
814	0814 Caster doesn t need to eat during the new moon
815	0815 Caster doesn t need to eat for the next 1d100 weeks
816	0816 Caster doesn't remember anyone now within 10 miles
817	0817 Caster donates all of his money to some unlikely charity
818	0818 Caster dreams each night of a powerful and malevolent artifact
819	0819 Caster dreams each night of being painfully turned inside out
820	0820 Caster dreams each night of being worshipped by gods
821	0821 Caster dreams of being stalked by an invisible hunter from space
822	0822 Caster dreams of unicorns and wonders if he's an automaton
823	0823 Caster drinks any potions he's now carrying
824	0824 Caster eat food for 1d12 hours after using a magic item
825	0825 Caster embraces someone nearby and is reluctant to let go
826	0826 Caster embraces the nearest tree and refuses to let go
827	0827 Caster ends his conversations with an annoying catchphrase
828	0828 Caster engages in a long, heated debate with the nearest tree
829	0829 Caster enjoys the taste of fire
830	0830 Caster enjoys the taste of lamp oil
831	0831 Caster erases one randomly-chosen spell from his spellbook
832	0832 Caster experiences pain if he handles jewels or precious gems
833	0833 Caster experiences pain when he spends money
834	0834 Caster experiences violent, full-body spasms for 2d4 rounds
835	0835 Caster faces True North and is stuck that way for one turn
836	0836 Caster falls down the next flight of steps he encounters
837	0837 Caster falls from the nearest tree
838	0838 Caster falls madly in love with someone he's never heard of
839	0839 Caster falls madly in love with someone who's never existed
840	0840 Caster fears densely wooded areas
841	0841 Caster fears non-magical, non-humanoid mammals
842	0842 Caster fears that he ll be damned forever whenever he uses magic
843	0843 Caster fears that he ll cease to exist if he causes another Burst
844	0844 Caster fears that his allies are vanishing one by one
845	0845 Caster fears that his limbs are vanishing one by one
846	0846 Caster fears that spiders have lain countless eggs in his brain
847	0847 Caster fears the reaper
848	0848 Caster feels a psychic bond to someone unknown but nearby
849	0849 Caster feels as if he's always walking on a slope
850	0850 Caster feels as though he's trudging through knee-deep snow
851	0851 Caster feels as though he's trudging uphill
852	0852 Caster feels constant, overwhelming hunger while in his home
853	0853 Caster feels countless small snakes crawling all over his body
854	0854 Caster feels incredible hostility toward non-magic users
855	0855 Caster feels incredible hostility toward other magic users
856	0856 Caster feels inexplicable anxiety when he hears his name
857	0857 Caster feels inexplicable anxiety while at full hit points
858	0858 Caster feels inexplicable nostalgia when he meets new people
859	0859 Caster feels intense but unfocused hatred for 1d6 hours
860	0860 Caster feels intense discomfort when people smile at him
861	0861 Caster feels more comfortable among the undead than the living
862	0862 Caster feels overpowering fear in the presence of steam
863	0863 Caster feels overpowering hatred for the next magic item he sees
864	0864 Caster feels powerless unless everyone knows he's a magic user
865	0865 Caster feels powerless unless he's wearing boots on his hands
866	0866 Caster feels strangely calm while in the presence of dragons
867	0867 Caster feels thorny roots growing slowly through his flesh
868	0868 Caster fiercely covets the next magical ring he sees
869	0869 Caster finds 1d100 cans containing pink, processed meat in jelly
870	0870 Caster finds 1d4 extra spells in his spellbook
871	0871 Caster finds 1d4 small rodents living in his spellbook
872	0872 Caster finds 2d6 white pills, each of which heals 1d20 hit points
873	0873 Caster finds 2d8 real-looking but useless spells in his spellbook
874	0874 Caster finds a barrel full of rancid mayonnaise
875	0875 Caster finds a book describing the methods for self-dissection
876	0876 Caster finds a book that will shatter his sanity if he reads it
877	0877 Caster finds a compelling but incomprehensible magical tome
878	0878 Caster finds a copy of Aristotle's long-lost Poetics of Comedy
879	0879 Caster finds a copy of his own ghost-written autobiography
880	0880 Caster finds a crystal containing a tiny image of himself
881	0881 Caster finds a cube of frozen human blood, one foot on a side
882	0882 Caster finds a four-valve trumpet that can raise the dead
883	0883 Caster finds a handful of mysterious pills in his pocket
884	0884 Caster finds a handful of rainbow-colored powder in his pocket
885	0885 Caster finds a hideous carved idol of a cephalopoid god-monster
886	0886 Caster finds a key that explodes when inserted into any lock
887	0887 Caster finds a large, cursed diamond in the next hole he digs
888	0888 Caster finds a large, gold box containing nothing but sand
889	0889 Caster finds a large, metal disc engraved with his image
890	0890 Caster finds a list of assassination targets; his name is next
891	0891 Caster finds a magic wand but for some reason is afraid to use it
892	0892 Caster finds a minor artifact in the next hole he digs
893	0893 Caster finds a mirror that grants false visions of the future
894	0894 Caster finds a mirror that reflects everyone but him
895	0895 Caster finds a mirror that reflects only vampires
896	0896 Caster finds a notebook detailing the way he was built in a lab
897	0897 Caster finds a number that divides evenly into all prime numbers
898	0898 Caster finds a pair of gloves that devour any hands inside them
899	0899 Caster finds a pair of gloves that turn to steel when worn
900	0900 Caster finds a pair of stone tablets engraved with quaint laws
901	0901 Caster finds a possibly inaccurate chronology of his entire life
902	0902 Caster finds a potion 90% likely to heal and 10% likely to kill
903	0903 Caster finds a potion that can instantly cause his death
904	0904 Caster finds a potion that can instill zealous religious fervor
905	0905 Caster finds a potion that can turn him into an invisible cat
906	0906 Caster finds a potion that induces permanent madness in horses
907	0907 Caster finds a potion that makes the drinker even more visible
908	0908 Caster finds a pouch full of 1d100 totally identical teeth
909	0909 Caster finds a pouch full of highly flammable black dust
910	0910 Caster finds a powder that burns trolls as if it were strong acid
911	0911 Caster finds a powder that can dissolve up to one pound of gold
912	0912 Caster finds a powder that can eliminate any poison from food
913	0913 Caster finds a powder that can render the invisible visible
914	0914 Caster finds a powder that can turn a zombie into an inert corpse
915	0915 Caster finds a powder that can turn an inert corpse into a zombie
916	0916 Caster finds a powder that combusts in the presence of orcs
917	0917 Caster finds a powder that induces addictive euphoria if inhaled
918	0918 Caster finds a powder that induces extreme covetousness
919	0919 Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to everyone but him
920	0920 Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to him but no one else
921	0921 Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to large-sized insects
922	0922 Caster finds a powder that quickly seals open wounds
923	0923 Caster finds a powder that repels elementals
924	0924 Caster finds a sack full of his own crematory remains
925	0925 Caster finds a satchel containing his weight in gold pieces
926	0926 Caster finds a scroll describing exactly how & when he ll die
927	0927 Caster finds a secret passage in the next room he enters
928	0928 Caster finds a set of high-quality watchmaker's tools
929	0929 Caster finds a small iron box containing 4d8 of his own teeth
930	0930 Caster finds a treasure map in the next animal he butchers
931	0931 Caster finds a treasure map that others will kill to possess
932	0932 Caster finds a trumpet that, if blown, may herald the End Times
933	0933 Caster finds a weapon that can kill a god
934	0934 Caster finds a wooden box whose interior can t be illuminated
935	0935 Caster finds an amulet that repels Summoned creatures
936	0936 Caster finds black meat like a tainted cheese
937	0937 Caster finds blueprints for building some anachronistic device
938	0938 Caster finds convincing evidence that he's just a clone
939	0939 Caster finds foul odors pleasant and pleasant scents repulsive
940	0940 Caster finds his own decaying corpse in the next hole he digs
941	0941 Caster finds proof that a dangerous secret society runs the world
942	0942 Caster finds strong evidence that the apocalypse is nigh
943	0943 Caster finds strong evidence that the planet is artificial
944	0944 Caster finds the ruins of a vast magical library
945	0945 Caster finds the sight of cooked meat to be highly offensive
946	0946 Caster finds the whole idea of "names" to be silly and pointless
947	0947 Caster finds the wreckage of a seagoing vessel in a nearby forest
948	0948 Caster finds two of the three keys needed to unlock the world
949	0949 Caster flees this spot and cant return for at least one year
950	0950 Caster flees, panic-stricken, at top speed in a random direction
951	0951 Caster flickers like a guttering candle for 1d6 turns
952	0952 Caster flies into a fury when he removes his shoes
953	0953 Caster flies into a murderous rage and attacks his nearest ally
954	0954 Caster forgets any fire that he lights
955	0955 Caster forgets any first-level spell he now has memorized
956	0956 Caster forgets everyone's name
957	0957 Caster forgets everything he knows about etiquette
958	0958 Caster forgets how to open his spellbook
959	0959 Caster forgets how to use knives and blades of all kinds
960	0960 Caster forgets how to use magic for 1d4 days
961	0961 Caster forgets how to walk for 1d12 hours
962	0962 Caster forgets that his name is a vile expletive in Dwarvish
963	0963 Caster gains 1d4 points of Strength; loses one point per day
964	0964 Caster gains experience at 2X normal rate until he gains a level,
965	0965 Caster gains minor access to a formerly forbidden school of magic
966	0966 Caster gains no benefit from magical healing during daylight
967	0967 Caster gains no benefit from wearing gloves or gauntlets
968	0968 Caster gains one pound per level of spells he casts
969	0969 Caster gains one pound per round for the next 1d100 rounds
970	0970 Caster generally seems to be lying when talking about magic
971	0971 Caster gets a splinter every time he wields a wooden weapon
972	0972 Caster gives his party two weeks notice before resigning
973	0973 Caster glows as bright as daylight while he's asleep
974	0974 Caster goes berserk and attacks the next undead creature he sees
975	0975 Caster goes berserk in the presence of royalty
976	0976 Caster goes berserk whenever he receives magical healing
977	0977 Caster goes on and on about his misunderstood genius
978	0978 Caster goes out of his way to appear humble and unassuming
979	0979 Caster goes out of his way to avoid using magic in combat
980	0980 Caster goes out of his way to be offensive to royalty
981	0981 Caster goes out of his way to draw attention to himself in battle
982	0982 Caster gradually becomes more and more angular
983	0983 Caster gradually becomes more and more turtle-like
984	0984 Caster growls in his sleep like a tiger
985	0985 Caster grows 1d10 new and mysterious organs in his abdomen
986	0986 Caster grows an additional finger each week
987	0987 Caster grows one inch per day for the next 2d4-1 days
988	0988 Caster hallucinates wildly the next time he drinks water
989	0989 Caster hallucinates wildly until he drinks a quart of water,
990	0990 Caster has 5 Intelligence for 1d6 turns
991	0991 Caster has 5 Strength for 1d4 turns
992	0992 Caster has 1d100 real-looking but useless copies of his spellbook
993	0993 Caster has a +10 bonus on each of his next 1d4 dice rolls
994	0994 Caster has a 10% chance to control any Summoned entity he sees
995	0995 Caster has a 10% chance to pick any mechanical lock
996	0996 Caster has a 25% chance to go blind in each of the next 4 rounds
997	0997 Caster has a blood-sworn enemy in every town within 500 miles
998	0998 Caster has a clear memory of building himself from scratch
999	0999 Caster has a close relative in every town within 500 miles
1000	1000 Caster has a crystal cube that enables him to see through wood

Effect2 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	1001 Caster has a cumulative 1% chance daily to be eaten by a dragon
2	1002 Caster has a cumulative 1% chance daily to turn to stone
3	1003 Caster has a flat 10% chance to know any new language he hears
4	1004 Caster has a habit of issuing idle but poorly-considered threats
5	1005 Caster has a large but harmless hole at the top of his head
6	1006 Caster has a parrot on his shoulder and a peg leg
7	1007 Caster has a powerful craving for charcoal, sulfur, and saltpeter
8	1008 Caster has a powerful craving for the bark of the hemlock tree
9	1009 Caster has a reputation, perhaps undeserved, for wild debauchery
10	1010 Caster has a scar as if his head were severed and reattached
11	1011 Caster has a small keyhole in the palm of his right hand
12	1012 Caster has a star-shaped dent at the back of his head
13	1013 Caster has a violent argument with the next soldier he meets
14	1014 Caster has an almost paralyzing fear of death and the dead
15	1015 Caster has an answer for everything
16	1016 Caster has an extraordinary sense of balance
17	1017 Caster has an identical face on the back of his head
18	1018 Caster has an inexplicable but overwhelming fear of sunrise
19	1019 Caster has an out-of-body experience and can't find his way back
20	1020 Caster has an overpowering hatred of artificial light sources
21	1021 Caster has an ugly mole just like a nose
22	1022 Caster has an ugly nose just like a mole
23	1023 Caster has been carrying a sack full of manure for 1d4 days
24	1024 Caster has blasphemous tattoos over most of his body
25	1025 Caster has dreadful dreams of a foul, ancient, and tentacled god
26	1026 Caster has faulty direction sense while carrying his spellbook
27	1027 Caster has misgivings about those mushrooms he ate yesterday
28	1028 Caster has no internal organs; he's a homogenous mush inside
29	1029 Caster has no scent whatsoever
30	1030 Caster has ram's horns growing from his hips
31	1031 Caster has rings on his fingers and bells on his toes
32	1032 Caster has scars as if his skeleton had been torn out of his body
33	1033 Caster has silly and pornographic tattoos over most of his body
34	1034 Caster has ten thumbs in his mouth
35	1035 Caster has ten thumbs instead of fingers
36	1036 Caster has ten thumbs somewhere on his body
37	1037 Caster has tiny mathematical formulae tattooed all over his body
38	1038 Caster has vivid but false memories of a past life
39	1039 Caster has vivid but false memories of the last 24 hours
40	1040 Caster has vivid dreams of his own death each night
41	1041 Caster hasn't eaten during the past 1d100 days
42	1042 Caster hatches numerous schemes for destroying the world
43	1043 Caster hears a heavenly choir singing his praises for 1d4 hours
44	1044 Caster hears crickets chirping loudly from now on
45	1045 Caster hears malevolent voices nearby whispering about his doom
46	1046 Caster hears normally except for voices, which seem subtly muted
47	1047 Caster hears the echo of his own voice whenever he speaks
48	1048 Caster hears the footfalls of a hungry predator nearby
49	1049 Caster hears waves crashing on a beach no matter where he is
50	1050 Caster henceforth casts this spell as if he's two levels higher
51	1051 Caster henceforth gains an additional hit point at each level
52	1052 Caster henceforth has a bonus 10% chance to learn new spells
53	1053 Caster henceforth needs only one-third the normal amount of food
54	1054 Caster hurls his spellbook as far as he can
55	1055 Caster informs people of what he judges his greatest weakness
56	1056 Caster insists that he's proficient in some obscure martial art
57	1057 Caster invokes dubiously relevant entities in times of stress
58	1058 Caster is 1% likely to be killed by a meteor on any given day
59	1059 Caster is 5% likely to become a god if he drowns himself
60	1060 Caster is 5% likely to become a god if he kills himself by fire
61	1061 Caster is 10% likely never to have existed at all
62	1062 Caster is 10% likely to be immune to any single dose of poison
63	1063 Caster is 10% likely to be invisible to any female that he meets
64	1064 Caster is 10% likely to be invisible to any male that he meets
65	1065 Caster is 10% likely to be resurrected if his corpse is set afire
66	1066 Caster is 10% likely to be totally immune to any single attack
67	1067 Caster is 10% likely to believe even the most outrageous of lies
68	1068 Caster is 10% likely to have been sired by a powerful demon
69	1069 Caster is 10% likely to sympathize with any enemy he injures
70	1070 Caster is 15% likely to have read any book he sees
71	1071 Caster is 20% likely to faint outright at the sight of blood
72	1072 Caster is 20% likely to sneeze and disrupt any spell he casts
73	1073 Caster is 20% likely to turn to stone while swimming
74	1074 Caster is 2X as old as the oldest person within 100 yards
75	1075 Caster is 50% likely to drown in any water deeper than he is tall
76	1076 Caster is 60% likely to misplace any money he receives
77	1077 Caster is able to see his own eyes
78	1078 Caster is absolutely convinced that he's a zombie
79	1079 Caster is afflicted with severe frostbite in 1d4 limbs
80	1080 Caster is afflicted with vampirism, but only during the day
81	1081 Caster is always and easily recognizable as a spellcaster
82	1082 Caster is an untamed youth, that's the truth, with a cloak full of eagles
83	1083 Caster is attacked by a shark when he next enters a river
84	1084 Caster is attacked by countless stinging earthworms
85	1085 Caster is attacked by goats the next time he crosses a bridge
86	1086 Caster is attacked by vengeful imps that resemble small children
87	1087 Caster is attended by numerous grooming birds, like a crocodile
88	1088 Caster is blind unless he's carrying at least 4d10 gold coins
89	1089 Caster is blind while he's invisible
90	1090 Caster is blind while his spellbook is open
91	1091 Caster is blind while within any artificial structure
92	1092 Caster is blinded for 2d8 rounds by a swirl of tiny feathers
93	1093 Caster is bricked up in an underground cell with a cask of wine
94	1094 Caster is briefly obscured by a dense cloud of sawdust
95	1095 Caster is briefly paralyzed at the sight of his own blood
96	1096 Caster is briefly stunned by a shower of hard beans
97	1097 Caster is brutally punched in the stomach by an unseen hand
98	1098 Caster is carrying 1d4+1 waterskins filled with human blood
99	1099 Caster is carrying a bowl full of water that he must not spill
100	1100 Caster is certain that a horrible monster is living inside him
101	1101 Caster is certain that every meal he eats contains strong poison
102	1102 Caster is certain that he can breathe underwater
103	1103 Caster is certain that he has just killed his guardian angel
104	1104 Caster is certain that he used to have four arms
105	1105 Caster is certain that he ll become immortal if he's beheaded
106	1106 Caster is certain that he ll die in the next 1d4 rounds
107	1107 Caster is certain that he's recently returned from the future
108	1108 Caster is certain that he's transforming into a horrible monster
109	1109 Caster is certain that his soul is buried under the nearest tree
110	1110 Caster is chained to a desk in some high-rise office building
111	1111 Caster is chained to an anvil
112	1112 Caster is clad in funerary wraps as if he's about to be interred
113	1113 Caster is completely invulnerable to all harm for 1d4 rounds
114	1114 Caster is convinced that he once ate an entire person
115	1115 Caster is convinced that he only exists as numbers on paper
116	1116 Caster is convinced that his allies plan to kill and eat him
117	1117 Caster is covered in a shell of frozen slime
118	1118 Caster is covered in barnacles
119	1119 Caster is covered in indelible, jet-black handprints
120	1120 Caster is covered in ketchup
121	1121 Caster is covered in peanut butter
122	1122 Caster is covered in sucker marks as though hugged by an octopus
123	1123 Caster is deaf and blind until sunrise tomorrow
124	1124 Caster is determined to destroy his staff or spellbook
125	1125 Caster is determined to rid himself of his nails, teeth, and hair
126	1126 Caster is distracted by something stuck between his teeth
127	1127 Caster is drawn forcefully toward the spell's target point
128	1128 Caster is dressed like a high-class burlesque performer
129	1129 Caster is eager to find out just how fireproof he really is
130	1130 Caster is eager to find out just how much blood he can lose
131	1131 Caster is encased from the waist down in a block of cheese
132	1132 Caster is encased up to his neck in a shell of concrete
133	1133 Caster is enclosed in a large paper bag
134	1134 Caster is entirely immune to magic for 1d8 rounds
135	1135 Caster is feared and respected by Hill Giants
136	1136 Caster is fiercely addicted to some astonishingly rare substance
137	1137 Caster is filled with Righteous Indignation
138	1138 Caster is forcibly barred from the next town he attempts to enter
139	1139 Caster is full o the milk of human kindness
140	1140 Caster is half the age of the youngest person within 100 yards
141	1141 Caster is Healed each time he triggers a Chaos Burst
142	1142 Caster is held responsible for the massacre of innocent townsfolk
143	1143 Caster is held without counsel in a secure location for 1d4 days
144	1144 Caster is horribly afraid to use magic weapons in daylight
145	1145 Caster is horribly afraid to use metal weapons
146	1146 Caster is hurled from here into the nearest lake
147	1147 Caster is immune to all attempts at telepathy or mind-reading
148	1148 Caster is immune to all harm until he attacks or uses magic
149	1149 Caster is immune to all poisons, but normal ice is deadly to him
150	1150 Caster is immune to any bludgeon not forged on this world
151	1151 Caster is immune to any poison administered via blade or needle
152	1152 Caster is immune to any poison ingested with food or drink
153	1153 Caster is immune to beneficial clerical magic for 1d6 days
154	1154 Caster is immune to beneficial enchantments for 1d8 days
155	1155 Caster is immune to cold-based attacks while blindfolded
156	1156 Caster is immune to cold-based attacks while he's on fire
157	1157 Caster is immune to electrical attacks while he's barefoot
158	1158 Caster is immune to electrical magic at night while it's snowing
159	1159 Caster is immune to fear while holding a spider in his mouth
160	1160 Caster is immune to fire from the waist down
161	1161 Caster is immune to fire while holding a wren's egg in his mouth
162	1162 Caster is immune to gaze attacks while holding his open spellbook
163	1163 Caster is immune to gaze attacks while singing
164	1164 Caster is immune to liquid-based poisons for one year
165	1165 Caster is immune to magic for 1d8 days but can't use magic either
166	1166 Caster is immune to magic until he imbibes any liquid
167	1167 Caster is immune to missile-based spells while naked
168	1168 Caster is immune to natural cold while naked and unencumbered
169	1169 Caster is immune to necromantic magic while standing on his head
170	1170 Caster is immune to necromantic magic while wearing silk mittens
171	1171 Caster is immune to non-magical charm-based effects
172	1172 Caster is immune to non-magical disease while holding a chicken
173	1173 Caster is immune to non-magical missiles for 1d8 hours
174	1174 Caster is immune to non-magical venom
175	1175 Caster is immune to non-magical, non-gaseous poisons
176	1176 Caster is immune to oil-based fire for 1d12 months
177	1177 Caster is immune to poison gas while his feet are wet
178	1178 Caster is immune to sarcasm
179	1179 Caster is immune to the effects of dehydration
180	1180 Caster is immune to the effects of illusory sound
181	1181 Caster is immune to the effects of smoke inhalation
182	1182 Caster is immune to the effects of the Wish spell
183	1183 Caster is immune to the next 1d100 hit points of fire damage
184	1184 Caster is inappropriately frank about his bodily functions
185	1185 Caster is inclined to attack any who offer him magical healing
186	1186 Caster is inclined to attack anyone representing the crown
187	1187 Caster is increasingly convinced that he just might be a deity
188	1188 Caster is intensely curious about the limits of his own mortality
189	1189 Caster is intensely curious about the taste of certain poisons
190	1190 Caster is invisible from his hips to his sternum
191	1191 Caster is invisible to 1d4 people nearby
192	1192 Caster is invisible to dragons for one year
193	1193 Caster is invisible to dragons while in direct sunlight
194	1194 Caster is invisible to female herbivores
195	1195 Caster is invisible to females for 2d6 turns
196	1196 Caster is invisible to Hill Giants
197	1197 Caster is invisible to himself for 1d4 weeks
198	1198 Caster is invisible to himself from the waist down
199	1199 Caster is invisible to horses
200	1200 Caster is invisible to infravision
201	1201 Caster is invisible to inherently invisible creatures
202	1202 Caster is invisible to males for 2d6 turns
203	1203 Caster is invisible to members of his immediate family
204	1204 Caster is invisible to non-magical reptiles
205	1205 Caster is invisible to non-magical reptiles for 1d4 hours
206	1206 Caster is invisible to the person who most recently wounded him
207	1207 Caster is invisible while underwater
208	1208 Caster is invited to join a colony of cannibals for dinner
209	1209 Caster is known to have had illicit dealings with the undead
210	1210 Caster is known to have predicated in scandalous fertility rites
211	1211 Caster is naturally camouflaged for stealth in a snowy setting
212	1212 Caster is nearly paralyzed by fear while his spellbook is open
213	1213 Caster is on the verge of starvation, no matter how much he eats
214	1214 Caster is owed a favor by the local magistrate
215	1215 Caster is paralyzed from the neck up for 1d6 rounds
216	1216 Caster is partially immune to magical cold while holding an apple
217	1217 Caster is permanently disfigured by the next fire he sets
218	1218 Caster is permanently invisible to the next person to injure him
219	1219 Caster is pinned beneath a large tombstone bearing his name
220	1220 Caster is poisoned and has 6d6 days to find its only antidote
221	1221 Caster is punctured as if he'd spent the night in an iron maiden
222	1222 Caster is ravenously hungry after each battle
223	1223 Caster is reduced to first level for 4d6 hours
224	1224 Caster is reduced to one hit point when he next triggers a Burst
225	1225 Caster is related by blood to no one who has ever lived
226	1226 Caster is reluctant to bring his spellbook indoors
227	1227 Caster is reluctant to carry any weapons after sunset
228	1228 Caster is reluctant to cast any spell that he now has memorized
229	1229 Caster is reluctant to enter any building he's previously entered
230	1230 Caster is reluctant to get blood on any of his weapons
231	1231 Caster is reluctant to wield any weapon that hasn't drawn blood
232	1232 Caster is rumored to be an artificial, creature without a soul
233	1233 Caster is rumored to be plotting a political assassination
234	1234 Caster is rumored to be protected by a mighty dragon
235	1235 Caster is rumored to be the reincarnation of a despised tyrant
236	1236 Caster is rumored to drink orc's blood by the quart
237	1237 Caster is rumored to have been replaced by an infernal impostor
238	1238 Caster is rumored to have killed the last person to ask his name
239	1239 Caster is rumored to have murdered hundreds of innocent people
240	1240 Caster is rumored to have orc's blood flowing through his veins
241	1241 Caster is rumored to have paid orcs to perform unseemly services
242	1242 Caster is rumored to have participated in dreadful funerary rites
243	1243 Caster is rumored to have participated in genocide against Elves
244	1244 Caster is rumored to have participated in the murder of a deity
245	1245 Caster is rumored to have performed horrid rituals on Dwarves
246	1246 Caster is rumored to have placed a huge bounty on his own head
247	1247 Caster is rumored to have sold his family into slavery
248	1248 Caster is rumored to have the heart of a goblin
249	1249 Caster is rumored to have wronged a member of the royal family
250	1250 Caster is rumored to use clairvoyance for purposes of voyeurism
251	1251 Caster is scarred as if he d been burned over 80% of his body
252	1252 Caster is scrupulously honest in all financial dealings
253	1253 Caster is sealed in a huge but otherwise normal chicken egg
254	1254 Caster is sealed in a pine coffin
255	1255 Caster is sealed in an oak barrel
256	1256 Caster is seated on a platform high atop a tall, narrow pole
257	1257 Caster is skilled in a new weapon but can't use it in daylight
258	1258 Caster is Slowed when he becomes invisible
259	1259 Caster is smeared from head to toe with molasses
260	1260 Caster is soaked each time he casts a water-based spell
261	1261 Caster is somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert
262	1262 Caster is soon jailed for public lewdness and profanity
263	1263 Caster is soon jailed for suspicion of murder
264	1264 Caster is soon jailed for unlawful use of magical knowledge
265	1265 Caster is sought by a band of militant vivisectionists
266	1266 Caster is sparsely flecked with salt like a pretzel
267	1267 Caster is standing in an open field, west of a white house
268	1268 Caster is stricken mute until he's cut by a magic weapon
269	1269 Caster is stripped of monetary wealth except what he's carrying
270	1270 Caster is suddenly alone at the center of a vast field of slag
271	1271 Caster is suddenly carrying a twenty-pound sack full of straw
272	1272 Caster is suddenly in the throes of advanced labor
273	1273 Caster is suddenly on the other side of the nearest locked door
274	1274 Caster is suddenly seated on a throne formed of apple cores
275	1275 Caster is suddenly sitting in an elegant bathtub
276	1276 Caster is suddenly standing at the base of the nearest waterfall
277	1277 Caster is suddenly standing atop a single stilt
278	1278 Caster is suddenly standing atop a very tall ladder
279	1279 Caster is suddenly standing atop the nearest boulder
280	1280 Caster is suddenly standing atop the nearest horse
281	1281 Caster is suddenly standing in a bucket of butter
282	1282 Caster is suddenly standing in a canoe on a rushing river
283	1283 Caster is suddenly standing in the middle of a snow-covered field
284	1284 Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest blacksmith's smithy
285	1285 Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest brothel
286	1286 Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest holy water font
287	1287 Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest pig sty
288	1288 Caster is suddenly standing knee-deep in manure
289	1289 Caster is suddenly standing on a two-foot cube of solid aluminum
290	1290 Caster is suddenly surrounded by a quartet of skunks
291	1291 Caster is suddenly unsure that he really wants to be a magic user
292	1292 Caster is suddenly wearing a full suit of Elven chain armor
293	1293 Caster is surrounded by eight-foot-tall slabs of concrete
294	1294 Caster is suspected of plotting the destruction of the world
295	1295 Caster is terrible at estimating quantities, distance, and time
296	1296 Caster is terrified of hourglasses and time-keeping devices
297	1297 Caster is the victim of a vast, well-coordinated conspiracy
298	1298 Caster is the victim of a well-coordinated propaganda assault
299	1299 Caster is the worst liar in the history of intelligent discourse
300	1300 Caster is thickly shrouded in cobwebs
301	1301 Caster is thoroughly entangled in the tentacles of a man-of-war
302	1302 Caster is thoroughly smeared in bacon grease
303	1303 Caster is thoroughly soaked with egg whites
304	1304 Caster is thought to have a huge bounty on his head
305	1305 Caster is thrown 1d4x1000 years into the future for 1d4 rounds
306	1306 Caster is thrown 4d6 feet into the air
307	1307 Caster is thrown 4d6 hours into the future
308	1308 Caster is thrown violently backward from the spell's target point
309	1309 Caster is tightly bound in strong wire
310	1310 Caster is tightly wrapped in a straightjacket
311	1311 Caster is trampled by a boar
312	1312 Caster is trapped in a column of brackish water for 1d4 rounds
313	1313 Caster is unable to ask questions
314	1314 Caster is unable to cross any bridge that spans flowing water
315	1315 Caster is unable to enter into infernal pacts
316	1316 Caster is unaffected by magical wind for 1d4 months
317	1317 Caster is unaffected by magically-created metal
318	1318 Caster is unaffected by natural wind
319	1319 Caster is unaffected by the spell Remove Curse
320	1320 Caster is unharmed by extremes of sound
321	1321 Caster is unharmed by moldy or rotten food
322	1322 Caster is universally treated like a hated criminal for 1d8 days
323	1323 Caster is unknowingly inducted into a secret society
324	1324 Caster is utterly unable to assess his own injuries
325	1325 Caster is utterly unable to disguise himself by magic
326	1326 Caster is vaguely aware of any deliberate threat upon his life
327	1327 Caster is very susceptible to peer pressure in matters of alcohol
328	1328 Caster is violently ejected from the next building he enters
329	1329 Caster is wearing a deep-sea diving costume with copper helmet
330	1330 Caster is wearing a welder's mask and can't remove it until dawn
331	1331 Caster is wearing an ornate mask made of the most delicate glass
332	1332 Caster is wearing blood-soaked surgical gloves
333	1333 Caster is wearing boxing gloves and can't remove them until dawn
334	1334 Caster is wearing bunny fur
335	1335 Caster is wearing clothes that are 10d10 centuries out of date
336	1336 Caster is wearing enough clothing for 3d4 people
337	1337 Caster is wearing extraordinarily glamorous false eyelashes
338	1338 Caster is wearing golf shoes
339	1339 Caster is wearing his mother's wedding gown
340	1340 Caster is wearing horseshoes
341	1341 Caster is wearing ice skates
342	1342 Caster is wearing nothing but a thin loincloth
343	1343 Caster is wearing roller skates
344	1344 Caster is wearing snowshoes and can't remove them until it snows
345	1345 Caster is wearing the clothes that he'll be wearing when he dies
346	1346 Caster is wearing the leathered skin of a recently dead king
347	1347 Caster is wearing what appears to be his heart on his sleeve
348	1348 Caster is widely known to be a reprehensible hedonist
349	1349 Caster is worshipped as a god by some degenerate, isolated tribe
350	1350 Caster is wracked by searing pain every time he asks a question
351	1351 Caster is wracked by searing pain when he draws another's blood
352	1352 Caster is wracked by searing pain when he touches the undead
353	1353 Caster isn t quite certain that he's not the spawn of a demon
354	1354 Caster jams both thumbs deep into his nostrils for 1d6 rounds
355	1355 Caster just barely passes for a member of his race
356	1356 Caster keeps smelling burnt toast
357	1357 Caster keeps talking despite everyone's utter lack of interest
358	1358 Caster knows a method by which gold can be tempered like steel
359	1359 Caster knows a new language for 1d4 weeks
360	1360 Caster knows a spell that will slay him instantly
361	1361 Caster knows that he ll go mad if he says his name aloud
362	1362 Caster knows the location of every mammal now within one mile
363	1363 Caster knows the secret language of frogs and toads
364	1364 Caster laughs heartily when he sees his allies injured
365	1365 Caster leaps from the next bridge that he crosses
366	1366 Caster learns a damaging secret about one of his allies
367	1367 Caster learns that he's been assigned to some government position
368	1368 Caster learns that his arranged marriage is due to occur tomorrow
369	1369 Caster learns that his parents were undead on the day he was born
370	1370 Caster leaves no footprints in snow
371	1371 Caster likes to tell everyone that he has an eidetic memory
372	1372 Caster looks as if he's been submerged in a bog for six months
373	1373 Caster loses 10d1000 gold pieces in a wacky investment scheme
374	1374 Caster loses 1d10 hit points if a nearby cleric Turns Undead
375	1375 Caster loses 1d10 points of Strength; regains one point per day
376	1376 Caster loses 1d4 hit points each round that he's invisible
377	1377 Caster loses 1d4 hit points every time he speaks a pun
378	1378 Caster loses 1d4 hit points per hour until sunset tonight
379	1379 Caster loses 3d8 hit points any time he uses the spell Read Magic
380	1380 Caster loses access to a single school of magic for 1d4 weeks
381	1381 Caster loses access to all but one school of magic for 2d6 days
382	1382 Caster loses all comprehension of the concept of money
383	1383 Caster loses all hair on the left side of his body
384	1384 Caster loses one hit point each time he calls someone by name
385	1385 Caster loses one hit point per level of spells cast in sunlight
386	1386 Caster loses one point of Charisma for each hit point he loses
387	1387 Caster loses one point of Charisma per day for 3d6 weeks
388	1388 Caster loses one pound per level of spell he casts
389	1389 Caster loses only 1 hit point from the next 3d8 attacks upon him
390	1390 Caster makes outrageous bets about the most unlikely events
391	1391 Caster mentions a wish to join a secret society called The Tres
392	1392 Caster mispronounces everyone's name, offensively if possible
393	1393 Caster must carry at least one pound of raw meat at all times
394	1394 Caster must carry his spellbook in hand, not in a bag or pouch
395	1395 Caster must drink his weight in water by sunset
396	1396 Caster must drink salt water instead of fresh water
397	1397 Caster must eat at least one pound of salt each week
398	1398 Caster must include a vile expletive in every sentence he speaks
399	1399 Caster must insult any figure of authority at least 1d4 times
400	1400 Caster must Save or his arms start decomposing as if he's dead
401	1401 Caster must Save or turn into an anthropomorphic weasel
402	1402 Caster must Save vs Fortitude or food turns to iron in his mouth
403	1403 Caster must Save vs Fortitude or his lungs turn to gold
404	1404 Caster must Save vs Fortitude, or his weight doubles
405	1405 Caster must Save vs Will or attempt to disembowel himself
406	1406 Caster must Save vs Will or begin aging twenty years per round
407	1407 Caster must Save vs Will, or he becomes permanently illiterate
408	1408 Caster must state his name to anyone who asks it
409	1409 Caster no longer able to share with others
410	1410 Caster no longer believes that magic really exists
411	1411 Caster no longer needs to eat but can't heal injuries naturally
412	1412 Caster no longer perspires
413	1413 Caster no longer produces saliva
414	1414 Caster now breathes nitrogen instead of oxygen
415	1415 Caster obsessively pursues his goal of acquiring a second head
416	1416 Caster offers to sell his spellbook to the lowest bidder
417	1417 Caster only needs to eat during alternating weeks
418	1418 Caster owes 10d100 gold pieces to the next person he touches
419	1419 Caster owes 1d4 gold pieces to everyone within 100 yards
420	1420 Caster owes a colossal sum of money to a local lender
421	1421 Caster owes his life to someone who won't be born for centuries
422	1422 Caster perceives an assassin hiding behind every tree and rock
423	1423 Caster perceives marbles to be rolling around inside his skull
424	1424 Caster perceives mysterious ships to be flying in the air nearby
425	1425 Caster permanently gains 1d4-1 hit points
426	1426 Caster permanently gains an additional 1d4 hit points
427	1427 Caster permanently loses 1d4-1 hit points
428	1428 Caster permanently loses the sense of taste
429	1429 Caster prefers not to cast magic indoors
430	1430 Caster prefers not to cast magic unless it's raining
431	1431 Caster prefers not to cast magic while anyone is watching him
432	1432 Caster prefers not to cast magic while it's raining
433	1433 Caster projects an air of competence even when it's unwarranted
434	1434 Caster prophesies that he'll die by drowning in melted butter
435	1435 Caster publicly curses a member of the royal family
436	1436 Caster pursues a disastrous fiscal policy despite public outcry
437	1437 Caster quickly rusts if someone else's blood touches him
438	1438 Caster randomly teleports 1d100 yards when he becomes invisible
439	1439 Caster raves like a lunatic whenever he witnesses a spellcasting
440	1440 Caster reacts to hospitality with shocking boorishness
441	1441 Caster reacts violently to any perceived insults
442	1442 Caster reacts violently to anyone bearing a coat-of-arms
443	1443 Caster reacts violently to anyone he hears using improper grammar
444	1444 Caster reacts violently to anyone who asks his name
445	1445 Caster reacts violently to conspicuous rhymes in speech
446	1446 Caster reacts violently to offers of food or water
447	1447 Caster reacts violently to religious symbols displayed in battle
448	1448 Caster reacts violently to the scent of baking bread
449	1449 Caster realizes he's an escaped slave whose owner is tracking him
450	1450 Caster realizes that chickens and ducks are plotting a mutiny
451	1451 Caster realizes that he's his left arm isn't actually attached
452	1452 Caster realizes that he's lived this day repeatedly for years
453	1453 Caster realizes that he's skilled in the use of the bola
454	1454 Caster realizes that he's standing on a trapdoor over a deep pit
455	1455 Caster realizes that he's very close to fulfilling his destiny
456	1456 Caster realizes that his name is a synonym for manure
457	1457 Caster recalls enduring hideous torture but doesn t know when
458	1458 Caster recalls every insult with remarkable clarity
459	1459 Caster receives a divine vision of some dreadfully mundane event
460	1460 Caster receives no Save against the next spell cast against him
461	1461 Caster recently drank a poison or a potion; he can't recall which
462	1462 Caster recently found a powerful artifact but doesn't realize it
463	1463 Caster recently took an inviolable vow but can't quite remember it
464	1464 Caster recites a long list of grievances against his allies
465	1465 Caster recites that bit from Macbeth whenever he holds a dagger
466	1466 Caster refers to his allies by cute nicknames
467	1467 Caster refers to his spellbook as his "Booky-Wooky"
468	1468 Caster refuses to carry any gems or jewels
469	1469 Caster refuses to eat in the presence of Dwarves
470	1470 Caster refuses to enter any town that isn't encircled by a wall
471	1471 Caster refuses to handle any blade that hasn't drawn blood
472	1472 Caster refuses to rage, rage against the dying of the light
473	1473 Caster refuses to speak to anyone while his spellbook is open
474	1474 Caster refuses to speak to anyone who addresses him by name
475	1475 Caster refuses to speak with one particular ally
476	1476 Caster refuses to wield any weapon not engraved with his name
477	1477 Caster refuses to wield any weapon that has ever drawn blood
478	1478 Caster repeats the next round 1d100 times
479	1479 Caster requires only 1d8 hours of sleep per week
480	1480 Caster reveals that he enjoys the taste of roasted Dwarf
481	1481 Caster reveals that he's a doppelganger
482	1482 Caster routinely forgets magical command words
483	1483 Caster routinely forgets that he can't breathe underwater
484	1484 Caster routinely forgets that poisons are harmful when ingested
485	1485 Caster routinely forgets the reason he stood up, sat down, etc.
486	1486 Caster routinely forgets to douse campfires, cooking fires, etc.
487	1487 Caster routinely forgets to draw a weapon before attacking
488	1488 Caster routinely forgets to eat, even when he's famished
489	1489 Caster routinely forgets to lie down before sleeping
490	1490 Caster routinely forgets to put his clothes on after bathing
491	1491 Caster routinely forgets to remove his clothes before bathing
492	1492 Caster routinely forgets where he is and where he's going
493	1493 Caster routinely forgets where he left his spellbook
494	1494 Caster routinely forgets whether or not he's wearing armor
495	1495 Caster routinely forgets which spells he has memorized
496	1496 Caster routinely loses his train of thought mid-sentence
497	1497 Caster runs to and attempts to uproot the nearest tree
498	1498 Caster runs to the nearest abattoir
499	1499 Caster seeks sanctuary in the nearest brothel
500	1500 Caster sees as if everything is cloaked in perpetual twilight
501	1501 Caster sees as if his eyes were hovering one foot to the left
502	1502 Caster sees as if his eyes were in the back of his head
503	1503 Caster sees as if his eyes were where his ears are
504	1504 Caster sees colorful ribbons swirling in the air around him
505	1505 Caster sees cryptic messages in the patterns of plant growth
506	1506 Caster sees everything as if he's deep underwater
507	1507 Caster sees everything as through a glass, darkly
508	1508 Caster sees geysers of flaming pitch erupting all around him
509	1509 Caster sees ghostly courtesans all around him
510	1510 Caster sees huge bats and manta rays whirling all around him
511	1511 Caster sees in daylight as if it's night, and vice versa
512	1512 Caster sees menacing, shadowy figures everywhere he goes
513	1513 Caster sees the spell's target point as a place of great holiness
514	1514 Caster selected today's attire with insufficient forethought
515	1515 Caster seriously considers abandoning magic for all time
516	1516 Caster seriously considers entering the clergy
517	1517 Caster shatters like glass if he falls more than 2X his height
518	1518 Caster shivers uncontrollably in the presence of fire
519	1519 Caster shows all signs of plague but is actually quite healthy
520	1520 Caster shows everyone his wounds and asks if they look infected
521	1521 Caster shrieks like a fire alarm in the presence of fire
522	1522 Caster shrinks by 50% upon losing 50% of his hit points
523	1523 Caster shuns the company of other magic users
524	1524 Caster shuns the use of magic items as being "amateurish"
525	1525 Caster shuns the use of weapons that contain ferrous metal
526	1526 Caster sinks like a stone in water but cannot drown
527	1527 Caster smells faintly of cabbage
528	1528 Caster smells strongly burnt toast
529	1529 Caster smells strongly of alcohol
530	1530 Caster smells strongly of blood while he's wet
531	1531 Caster smells strongly of boiling tar
532	1532 Caster smells strongly of exotic perfumes
533	1533 Caster smells strongly of fuel oil
534	1534 Caster smells strongly of fungus while he's near a campfire
535	1535 Caster smells strongly of garlic
536	1536 Caster smells strongly of peppermint
537	1537 Caster smells strongly of rose petals
538	1538 Caster sneezes 1d20 times in each of the next 1d20 rounds
539	1539 Caster sneezes repeatedly when he becomes invisible
540	1540 Caster sparkles as though dusted with glitter from now on
541	1541 Caster speaks in an obviously fake and irritating Cockney accent
542	1542 Caster spends 1d4 rounds attacking the nearest tree
543	1543 Caster spends 1d4 rounds attempting to ignite his shoes
544	1544 Caster spends 1d4 rounds trying to cast this same spell
545	1545 Caster spends 1d4 rounds trying to strangle himself with his hair
546	1546 Caster spends 2d10 rounds racing toward the nearest coastline
547	1547 Caster spends 2d10 rounds trying to look into his own ears
548	1548 Caster spends all of his money on the next thing he buys
549	1549 Caster spews philosophical gobbledygook about one-hand-clapping
550	1550 Caster spouts water like a gargoyle for 1d4 rounds
551	1551 Caster spreads vicious and embarrassing rumors about himself
552	1552 Caster sprouts a dorsal fin
553	1553 Caster sprouts a ghastly tentacle from the center of his chest
554	1554 Caster sprouts a large, spongy mass between his shoulder blades
555	1555 Caster sprouts a mane like a lion's
556	1556 Caster sprouts a new ear on the back of one hand
557	1557 Caster sprouts a pretty flower from his chin
558	1558 Caster sprouts a prominent brow ridge
559	1559 Caster sprouts a retractable metal antenna from his forehead
560	1560 Caster sprouts a small, flaming wick atop of his head
561	1561 Caster sprouts a tiny horn from the tip of his nose
562	1562 Caster sprouts a zipper along the length of his spine
563	1563 Caster sprouts an additional ear behind each of his normal ears
564	1564 Caster sprouts an eye at the exact top of his head
565	1565 Caster sprouts an ugly protuberance from his forearm
566	1566 Caster sprouts sharp blades along the edges of his forearms
567	1567 Caster sprouts tiny, useless wings from the bridge of his nose
568	1568 Caster sprouts wild-looking feathers on his cheeks
569	1569 Caster sprouts wires and rubber tubing from his flesh
570	1570 Caster stands in uffish thought for 3d4 rounds
571	1571 Caster stares at the spell's target point for 1d10 rounds
572	1572 Caster starts billing his allies for each spell he casts
573	1573 Caster starts dancing and can t stop until he's struck by magic
574	1574 Caster starts running and thinks he ll explode if he stops
575	1575 Caster steps into a snare and is hoisted high into a tree
576	1576 Caster steps onto a loose stone and tumbles down the nearest hill
577	1577 Caster sticks to the next metal item he touches for 1d6 turns
578	1578 Caster stumbles into the next campfire that he passes
579	1579 Caster suddenly has 2d4+2 toes jutting from his face
580	1580 Caster suddenly has feet like an elephant
581	1581 Caster suddenly has misgivings about his skill as a magic user
582	1582 Caster suddenly has ten toes on each foot
583	1583 Caster suddenly has ten toes on one foot and none on the other
584	1584 Caster suddenly realizes that he's been naked for 2d8 days
585	1585 Caster suddenly realizes that his clothing is made of human skin
586	1586 Caster suddenly starts hemorrhaging honey and molasses
587	1587 Caster suffers 10X normal damage from falls of more than 20 feet
588	1588 Caster suffers 2x the damage from the next 1d4 attacks on him
589	1589 Caster suffers acute paranoia whenever he hears his name
590	1590 Caster suffers an intense, debilitating fever for 1d4 days
591	1591 Caster suffers bouts of rampant xenophobia
592	1592 Caster suffers brief pain every time he closes a book
593	1593 Caster suffers cramps if he uses magic within an hour of eating
594	1594 Caster suffers crippling arthritis pain
595	1595 Caster suffers delusions about the efficacy of the Free Market
596	1596 Caster suffers fools gladly
597	1597 Caster suffers incredible fear the next time he crosses a bridge
598	1598 Caster suffers intense pain during attempts at magical healing
599	1599 Caster suffers intense pain in his eyes whenever he sees undead
600	1600 Caster suffers intense pain whenever he changes shape
601	1601 Caster suffers intense pain whenever he eats cooked meat
602	1602 Caster suffers intense pain whenever he enters a temple or church
603	1603 Caster suffers intense pain whenever he passes through a doorway
604	1604 Caster suffers intense pain whenever he treads upon grass
605	1605 Caster suffers intense pain whenever he tries to sing
606	1606 Caster suffers intense pain whenever he uses Divination magic
607	1607 Caster suffers intense pain whenever he wields a magical blade
608	1608 Caster suffers maximum damage from the next 1d4 attacks upon him
609	1609 Caster suffers the bends as if he surfaced too quickly
610	1610 Caster suffers the tortures of the damned for 1d4 hours
611	1611 Caster suspects that all foliage nearby is hostile to him
612	1612 Caster suspects that everyone nearby is trying to rob him
613	1613 Caster suspects that his allies have all joined a dangerous cult
614	1614 Caster suspects that his use of magic is entirely delusional
615	1615 Caster suspects that someone nearby has taken over his mind
616	1616 Caster suspects that someone nearby is a mechanical automaton
617	1617 Caster takes a big bite out of his spellbook
618	1618 Caster takes a big bite out of the nearest statue
619	1619 Caster takes a big bite out of the nearest tree
620	1620 Caster takes a vow of absolute pacifism for 2d4-1 days
621	1621 Caster teleports one mile the next time he crosses a river
622	1622 Caster teleports to exactly where he was standing an hour ago
623	1623 Caster teleports to the planet's moon for 1d4 hours
624	1624 Caster teleports to the site of another caster's Chaos Burst
625	1625 Caster teleports to the site of the most recent state execution
626	1626 Caster teleports to the spot where he last ate
627	1627 Caster tells everyone that he has an eidetic memory
628	1628 Caster tells everyone that his bones are made of diamond
629	1629 Caster tells malicious lies about his employer or benefactor
630	1630 Caster tells malicious lies in the presence of clergy
631	1631 Caster tends to be marked as the strongest member of his party
632	1632 Caster tends to become briefly invisible at inconvenient times
633	1633 Caster tends to dribble heavily when drinking from a mug or cup
634	1634 Caster thinks that "high-ho, high-ho" is a proper Dwarf greeting
635	1635 Caster thinks that a distant mountain is made of gold
636	1636 Caster thinks that a huge fire is blazing all around him
637	1637 Caster thinks that a magic candle is burning in his stomach
638	1638 Caster thinks that a nearby ally is sapping his magical energies
639	1639 Caster thinks that a past life is intruding upon his current one
640	1640 Caster thinks that a snake runs the length of his digestive tract
641	1641 Caster thinks that a violent hailstorm is going on
642	1642 Caster thinks that all fire is an illusion
643	1643 Caster thinks that all of his suspicions are justified
644	1644 Caster thinks that all other magic users are out to get him
645	1645 Caster thinks that all royalty is hopelessly corrupt
646	1646 Caster thinks that an ally will kill him before sunset tomorrow
647	1647 Caster thinks that any wound he receives is much, much worse
648	1648 Caster thinks that elementals pose no threat to him
649	1649 Caster thinks that every herbivore in the world hates him
650	1650 Caster thinks that every scratch will infect him with lycanthropy
651	1651 Caster thinks that everyone he knows is an impostor
652	1652 Caster thinks that everyone is jealous of his magical prowess
653	1653 Caster thinks that everyone thinks that he is an impostor
654	1654 Caster thinks that everything he owns has been replaced by a copy
655	1655 Caster thinks that everything he owns is powerfully enchanted
656	1656 Caster thinks that evil beings will kill to possess his spellbook
657	1657 Caster thinks that food prepared by others is poisonous to him
658	1658 Caster thinks that gold will burn him if placed against his skin
659	1659 Caster thinks that he came into existence just 1d4 days ago
660	1660 Caster thinks that he can become invisible to undead at will
661	1661 Caster thinks that he can command dragons to do his bidding
662	1662 Caster thinks that he can communicate with ants
663	1663 Caster thinks that he can communicate with cats
664	1664 Caster thinks that he can fly by leaping off of tall buildings
665	1665 Caster thinks that he can handle red-hot metal without harm
666	1666 Caster thinks that he can neutralize poisons by swallowing them
667	1667 Caster thinks that he can restore the undead to true life
668	1668 Caster thinks that he can speak directly to his deity
669	1669 Caster thinks that he can speak with birds
670	1670 Caster thinks that he can survive many hammer blows to the skull
671	1671 Caster thinks that he died during his youth
672	1672 Caster thinks that he has a weakness to green rock
673	1673 Caster thinks that he has diplomatic immunity
674	1674 Caster thinks that he has the power to speak prophecy
675	1675 Caster thinks that he is attended by invisible undead retainers
676	1676 Caster thinks that he just died and is now a zombie
677	1677 Caster thinks that he knows the location of a vast horde of gold
678	1678 Caster thinks that he looks totally different after each sunrise
679	1679 Caster thinks that he must eat a pound of soil by midnight
680	1680 Caster thinks that he must hold an awkward item to cast magic
681	1681 Caster thinks that he must learn a new spell before sunset
682	1682 Caster thinks that he must protect the target at all costs
683	1683 Caster thinks that he must quickly remove and burn his clothes
684	1684 Caster thinks that he must undertake some bizarre quest
685	1685 Caster thinks that he owes thousands of gold pieces to the king
686	1686 Caster thinks that he owns everything now in his line of sight
687	1687 Caster thinks that he smells strongly of manure
688	1688 Caster thinks that he ll be a god if he removes all of his skin
689	1689 Caster thinks that he ll be canonized immediately after his death
690	1690 Caster thinks that he ll be eaten by zombies if he falls asleep
691	1691 Caster thinks that he ll be executed for treason at dawn tomorrow
692	1692 Caster thinks that he ll be executed for treason if he uses magic
693	1693 Caster thinks that he ll be immolated if he uses magical fire
694	1694 Caster thinks that he ll be killed in his sleep one night soon
695	1695 Caster thinks that he ll catch a disease if he uses magic items
696	1696 Caster thinks that he ll combust if he gets wet
697	1697 Caster thinks that he ll combust if he tells a lie
698	1698 Caster thinks that he ll combust unless he wears a garland of ivy
699	1699 Caster thinks that he ll contract every disease he encounters
700	1700 Caster thinks that he ll die if a particular person nearby dies
701	1701 Caster thinks that he ll die unless he eats a magical scroll
702	1702 Caster thinks that he ll drown in the next water he crosses
703	1703 Caster thinks that he ll excrete diamonds if he ingests coal
704	1704 Caster thinks that he ll melt if he gets too close to a fire
705	1705 Caster thinks that he's a master thief
706	1706 Caster thinks that he's a priest of a foul, tentacled monstrosity
707	1707 Caster thinks that he's actually 10X older than he appears to be
708	1708 Caster thinks that he's aging at a rate of one year per hour
709	1709 Caster thinks that he's been declared The Protector Of The Forest
710	1710 Caster thinks that he's been spared for some infernal purpose
711	1711 Caster thinks that he's being attacked by piranha
712	1712 Caster thinks that he's being attacked by the nearest boulder
713	1713 Caster thinks that he's being consumed by invisible worms
714	1714 Caster thinks that he's being held against his will
715	1715 Caster thinks that he's being savaged by rabid dogs
716	1716 Caster thinks that he's being squeezed by a large python
717	1717 Caster thinks that he's dead and hopes his allies don't find out
718	1718 Caster thinks that he's destined to be hanged at midnight tonight
719	1719 Caster thinks that he's destined to die in a comical fashion
720	1720 Caster thinks that he's died and gone to heaven
721	1721 Caster thinks that he's fireproof while he's naked
722	1722 Caster thinks that he's guilty of sedition and treason
723	1723 Caster thinks that he's highly combustible
724	1724 Caster thinks that he's immune to lycanthropy
725	1725 Caster thinks that he's immune to necromantic magic
726	1726 Caster thinks that he's immune to non-magical diseases
727	1727 Caster thinks that he's indentured to some nearby landowner
728	1728 Caster thinks that he's invincible while he's talking
729	1729 Caster thinks that he's invulnerable to magical weapons
730	1730 Caster thinks that he's invulnerable to missile weapons
731	1731 Caster thinks that he's invulnerable while he's invisible
732	1732 Caster thinks that he's invulnerable while wearing a hat
733	1733 Caster thinks that he's just escaped from rogue vivisectionists
734	1734 Caster thinks that he's next in line for the throne of hell
735	1735 Caster thinks that he's on fire and begs people to extinguish him
736	1736 Caster thinks that he's raised himself from the dead
737	1737 Caster thinks that he's seeing through someone else's eye
738	1738 Caster thinks that he's slowly transforming into a dragon
739	1739 Caster thinks that he's sold his soul to several different demons
740	1740 Caster thinks that he's sold his soul to that guy at the market
741	1741 Caster thinks that he's soon to be bronze-plated
742	1742 Caster thinks that he's standing at the edge of a cliff
743	1743 Caster thinks that he's standing in a chest-high heap of manure
744	1744 Caster thinks that he's standing in waist-deep water
745	1745 Caster thinks that he's standing on a tall, narrow staircase
746	1746 Caster thinks that he's stolen this body from its rightful owner
747	1747 Caster thinks that he's the child of some unlikely person nearby
748	1748 Caster thinks that he's the lizard king and can do anything
749	1749 Caster thinks that he's the man in the moon
750	1750 Caster thinks that he's the victim of an elaborate practical joke
751	1751 Caster thinks that he's the victim of circumstance
752	1752 Caster thinks that he's water soluble
753	1753 Caster thinks that his actions are fulfilling ancient prophecy
754	1754 Caster thinks that his allies will all be dead before morning
755	1755 Caster thinks that his allies wounds are much more serious
756	1756 Caster thinks that his ancestors are speaking through his allies
757	1757 Caster thinks that his ancestors came from a distant world
758	1758 Caster thinks that his brain will pop if he learns one more spell
759	1759 Caster thinks that his clothing is drenched in strong acid
760	1760 Caster thinks that his current alignment isn't his true alignment
761	1761 Caster thinks that his death will bring about the apocalypse
762	1762 Caster thinks that his death will open the gates of heaven
763	1763 Caster thinks that his death will open the gates of hell
764	1764 Caster thinks that his deity has commanded him to kill his allies
765	1765 Caster thinks that his destiny awaits him in the nearest cave
766	1766 Caster thinks that his face is far too hideous to look at
767	1767 Caster thinks that his face is just a mask he wears on his skull
768	1768 Caster thinks that his hands will disintegrate if he touches gold
769	1769 Caster thinks that his head is a parasitic organism
770	1770 Caster thinks that his head is an extraneous, vestigial appendage
771	1771 Caster thinks that his head was sewn onto this body only recently
772	1772 Caster thinks that his head will fall off if he removes his hat
773	1773 Caster thinks that his head will shatter if he wears a hat
774	1774 Caster thinks that his magic items are about to explode
775	1775 Caster thinks that his magic items are plotting against him
776	1776 Caster thinks that his soul is controlling his body from far away
777	1777 Caster thinks that his soul was forced into this current body
778	1778 Caster thinks that his spellbook belongs to someone else
779	1779 Caster thinks that his spellbook is a living entity
780	1780 Caster thinks that his spellbook is incredibly flammable
781	1781 Caster thinks that his spellbook is trying to consume his soul
782	1782 Caster thinks that his spellbook is trying to kill him
783	1783 Caster thinks that his teeth will explode if chews meat
784	1784 Caster thinks that horses are conspiring against him
785	1785 Caster thinks that imps and demons harass him while he sleeps
786	1786 Caster thinks that it's cute when he speaks in baby-talk
787	1787 Caster thinks that life is a simulation and he's soaking in a vat
788	1788 Caster thinks that many of his memories were falsely implanted
789	1789 Caster thinks that mighty deities are vying for his soul
790	1790 Caster thinks that must hold one hand to his head at all times
791	1791 Caster thinks that no non-magical animal can harm him
792	1792 Caster thinks that no one really trusts him
793	1793 Caster thinks that no one really understands what he's saying
794	1794 Caster thinks that one his allies will kill him while he sleeps
795	1795 Caster thinks that people are just using him for his money
796	1796 Caster thinks that people think he's some kind of deity
797	1797 Caster thinks that rhyming words have mystical significance
798	1798 Caster thinks that some item he's carrying is about to explode
799	1799 Caster thinks that some item he's carrying will soon explode
800	1800 Caster thinks that some nearby person killed him yesterday
801	1801 Caster thinks that someone else can see through his eyes
802	1802 Caster thinks that something valuable's been stolen from him
803	1803 Caster thinks that the king owes him a big favor
804	1804 Caster thinks that the stars are speaking to him
805	1805 Caster thinks that the target is the only one who can save him
806	1806 Caster thinks that the target's death will cause the apocalypse
807	1807 Caster thinks that the top of his head should be flattened
808	1808 Caster thinks that the universe will cease to exist when he dies
809	1809 Caster thinks that the world's rotation will hurl him into space
810	1810 Caster thinks that this date will live in infamy
811	1811 Caster thinks that this is all just a big misunderstanding
812	1812 Caster thinks that Chaos Bursts are proof that he's nearly a deity
813	1813 Caster threatens to kill and eat anyone who insults him
814	1814 Caster tries to commit hara-kiri with some sort of cudgel
815	1815 Caster tries to pop his head by squeezing it with both hands
816	1816 Caster tries to swallow any writing instrument that he's carrying
817	1817 Caster tries very hard to peel his face from his skull
818	1818 Caster tries very hard to twist his nose upside down
819	1819 Caster turns bright blue while he's bleeding
820	1820 Caster turns into a clothing store mannequin for 1d6 rounds
821	1821 Caster turns into a small, pot-bellied pig
822	1822 Caster turns into an elemental of equal hit dice for 1d4 rounds
823	1823 Caster turns invisible to himself but not to anyone else
824	1824 Caster turns to stone but is fully restored at dawn tomorrow
825	1825 Caster unleashes a torrent of shocking profanity for 2d4 rounds
826	1826 Caster uses fire-based magic in preference to other magic
827	1827 Caster utters shocking blasphemies in the presence of clergy
828	1828 Caster utters shocking profanities at inappropriate times
829	1829 Caster vanishes; has a 1% cumulative chance per round to return
830	1830 Caster vanishes; in 1d8 rounds he appears at the target point
831	1831 Caster volunteers for the most dangerous task he can find
832	1832 Caster vows not to rest until he's found the real killers
833	1833 Caster vows to commit deicide before the end of the year
834	1834 Caster vows to make a little birdhouse in his soul
835	1835 Caster vows to slay the next person to use magic on him
836	1836 Caster vows to slay the next person who addresses him by name
837	1837 Caster wagers all of his money on an improbable contest
838	1838 Caster walks with a profound limp except while naked
839	1839 Caster wants to join the next flock of birds he sees
840	1840 Caster was born in the universe that existed before this one
841	1841 Caster wears eyeglasses and has an odd birthmark on his forehead
842	1842 Caster weeps powerfully adhesive tears for 1d6 rounds
843	1843 Caster weeps tears of blood whenever someone says his name
844	1844 Caster will appear to be his current age for the rest of his life
845	1845 Caster will combust unless he immerses himself within an hour
846	1846 Caster will die if struck by a wooden club in the next 1d4 rounds
847	1847 Caster wins a magical lamp shaped like a woman's leg
848	1848 Caster wishes to divest himself of all worldly goods
849	1849 Caster won t age for 100 years if he cuts off his thumbs
850	1850 Caster won't remember the next 4d6 hours
851	1851 Caster, his gear, and clothes are translucent for 2d4-1 days
852	1852 Caster's age is doubled until sunrise tomorrow
853	1853 Caster's allies completely ignore him for 1d6 hours
854	1854 Caster's allies have never quite trusted him
855	1855 Caster's allies suspect that he isn't quite housebroken
856	1856 Caster's allies suspect that he secretly eats mice and rats
857	1857 Caster's allies treat him like a child for 2d12 hours
858	1858 Caster's allies worship him as a god for 1d4 days
859	1859 Caster's Armor Class is improved by 1d4 until dawn
860	1860 Caster's Armor Class is worsened by 1d6 until sunset tomorrow
861	1861 Caster's arms and legs are bound in shackles of gold
862	1862 Caster's arms and legs look like chicken's legs
863	1863 Caster's arms are covered by scars from ritual burns
864	1864 Caster's arms are covered in hideous welts and bruises
865	1865 Caster's arms are tied together in a tight knot
866	1866 Caster's arms from shoulder to wrist are unharmed by acid
867	1867 Caster's arms vanish for the duration of the intended spell
868	1868 Caster's attacks are 20% likely to inflict no damage on undead
869	1869 Caster's attempts at scrying yield sanity-damaging visions
870	1870 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of a sunken city
871	1871 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of astonishing boredom
872	1872 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of his own home
873	1873 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of horrific carnage
874	1874 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of impossible events
875	1875 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of incredible beauty
876	1876 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of nonexistent places
877	1877 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of raucous debauchery
878	1878 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of sugarplums
879	1879 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the caster himself
880	1880 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the distant future
881	1881 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the distant past
882	1882 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of this location
883	1883 Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of utter desolation
884	1884 Caster's attempts at scrying yield wildly inaccurate visions
885	1885 Caster's attempts to change shape always fail spectacularly
886	1886 Caster's back is scarred in a checkerboard pattern of burns
887	1887 Caster's back is scarred with the imprint of a dragon's foot
888	1888 Caster's base Armor Class is 8
889	1889 Caster's base Armor Class is 12
890	1890 Caster's big toes become opposable like thumbs
891	1891 Caster's blood causes metal to become invisible
892	1892 Caster's blood combusts violently within his body
893	1893 Caster's blood is a sickly green and smells like manure
894	1894 Caster's blood is poisonous to vampires and were-beasts
895	1895 Caster's blood is sought as a panacea by Dwarves and Gnomes
896	1896 Caster's blood is strongly adhesive after it leaves his body
897	1897 Caster's blood is toxic to him, if ingested
898	1898 Caster's blood is weightless
899	1899 Caster's blood is worth more than gold, in the proper market
900	1900 Caster's blood leaves indelible stains on rock and stone
901	1901 Caster's blood radiates intense magic
902	1902 Caster's body appears to have been shredded and reassembled
903	1903 Caster's body can act independently if separated from his head
904	1904 Caster's body is 40% fireproof
905	1905 Caster's body is an artificial construct
906	1906 Caster's body is covered in festering scabs
907	1907 Caster's body is covered in ugly, livid bruises
908	1908 Caster's body is reset to a 48-hour cycle rather than 24
909	1909 Caster's body is rumored to contain countless diamonds
910	1910 Caster's body is scarred as if he's undergone an autopsy
911	1911 Caster's body is scarred with innumerable cryptic runes
912	1912 Caster's body swivels 180° at the waist and stays that way
913	1913 Caster's bones are as fragile as glass for 1d4 rounds
914	1914 Caster's bones can t be broken but are highly combustible
915	1915 Caster's bones can t be broken unless he's barefoot
916	1916 Caster's bones will be powerfully explosive after his death
917	1917 Caster's boots adhere strongly to stone while he's wearing them
918	1918 Caster's boots are worth 10d100 gold pieces
919	1919 Caster's boots can never move more than ten feet from this spot
920	1920 Caster's boots have been kidnapped and held for a high ransom
921	1921 Caster's boots weigh 100 pounds when wet
922	1922 Caster's casting times are shortened by 50% for 2d4-1 days
923	1923 Caster's center of gravity changes daily
924	1924 Caster's center of gravity is 1d4 feet to his left
925	1925 Caster's center of gravity is at the level of his eyes
926	1926 Caster's center of gravity is at the level of his feet
927	1927 Caster's closest blood relative ascends to godhood
928	1928 Caster's closest blood relative has been abducted by a vile cult
929	1929 Caster's closest blood relative is slated for execution tomorrow
930	1930 Caster's closest blood relative vows to slay him
931	1931 Caster's clothes are 25% likely to be invisible to each viewer
932	1932 Caster's clothes are burned to cinders, but he is unharmed
933	1933 Caster's clothes are caked with salt
934	1934 Caster's clothes are drenched with goat's milk
935	1935 Caster's clothes are impervious to Alteration magic
936	1936 Caster's clothes are impervious to fire when it's not being worn
937	1937 Caster's clothes are invisible by firelight
938	1938 Caster's clothes are invisible in the presence of royalty
939	1939 Caster's clothes are soaked with lambs blood
940	1940 Caster's clothes are soaked with lamp oil
941	1941 Caster's clothes are soaked with molasses
942	1942 Caster's clothes are stripped of any and all enchantments
943	1943 Caster's clothes are water soluble
944	1944 Caster's clothes clatter like metal when he moves
945	1945 Caster's clothes don t leave much to the imagination
946	1946 Caster's clothes heat by 1° per minute for the next 1d10 hours
947	1947 Caster's clothes maintain a constant temperature of 70°
948	1948 Caster's clothes radiate intense magic
949	1949 Caster's clothes turn to copper
950	1950 Caster's clothes turn to densely-woven spider's web
951	1951 Caster's clothes turn to living human flesh
952	1952 Caster's clothing inflates to the size of a house
953	1953 Caster's cranium enlarges by 25%
954	1954 Caster's cranium reforms into a tall, blunt cone
955	1955 Caster's death is ordered due to a Burst he triggered previously
956	1956 Caster's death is prophesied to precede centuries of prosperity
957	1957 Caster's death will inspire weeks of riots and revolution
958	1958 Caster's debt increases at a rate of 30% per month
959	1959 Caster's digestive system becomes independently sentient
960	1960 Caster's dominant hand becomes as clumsy as his other hand
961	1961 Caster's ears are burned from his head
962	1962 Caster's ears are on the same side of his head
963	1963 Caster's ears are unaffected by polymorph magic
964	1964 Caster's ears bleed harmlessly but copiously for 10d10 rounds
965	1965 Caster's ears can t be cut by any metal blade
966	1966 Caster's ears fall off and regrow every few days
967	1967 Caster's ears grow to the size of dinner plates
968	1968 Caster's ears resemble butterfly's wings
969	1969 Caster's elbows can t bend more than 90°
970	1970 Caster's entire head looks like a huge nose
971	1971 Caster's every attempt at music yields the same annoying tune
972	1972 Caster's eyelids look like lips
973	1973 Caster's eyes appear crystalline like diamonds
974	1974 Caster's eyes are artificial and were installed by demons
975	1975 Caster's eyes are invulnerable to heat and fire
976	1976 Caster's eyes are replaced by new ones every 1d4 days
977	1977 Caster's eyes can be safely removed for up to 1d4 hours
978	1978 Caster's eyes can t be harmed by any physical force or object
979	1979 Caster's eyes do not move, but he can see normally
980	1980 Caster's eyes glow red when he tries to make a good impression
981	1981 Caster's eyes merge into a single eye at the bridge of his nose
982	1982 Caster's eyes migrate to his cheekbones
983	1983 Caster's eyes migrate two inches higher on his forehead
984	1984 Caster's eyes sink 1d4 inches into his skull
985	1985 Caster's eyes swell shut for 2d12 hours
986	1986 Caster's teeth grow into tusks like those of a walrus
987	1987 Caster's face and head are covered by a tight shell of fetid wax
988	1988 Caster's face and head resemble a snowman's
989	1989 Caster's face appears melted like wax
990	1990 Caster's face appears to age backwards at 2X the normal rate
991	1991 Caster's face appears to be made of chrome
992	1992 Caster's face appears to be made of hammered aluminum
993	1993 Caster's face appears to be upside-down
994	1994 Caster's face appears to float 1d4 inches in front of his skull
995	1995 Caster's face appears to have been sculpted from cold wax
996	1996 Caster's face doesn't move when he speaks; -2 to reaction rolls
997	1997 Caster's face elongates into a short snout with prominent teeth
998	1998 Caster's face falls off, leaving a bare skull until sunrise
999	1999 Caster's face is a mask
1000	2000 Caster's face is an illusion and can be dispelled as such

Effect3 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	2001 Caster's face is concave
2	2002 Caster's face is covered with cactus spines
3	2003 Caster's face is fireproof
4	2004 Caster's face is glazed in a thick layer of ice
5	2005 Caster's face is pliant like rubber
6	2006 Caster's face is printed with intricate, dark blue tattoos
7	2007 Caster's face is scarred as though slashed by an eagle's talons
8	2008 Caster's face swells enough to be unrecognizable
9	2009 Caster's face tingles in the presence of magical animals
10	2010 Caster's face turns to wood
11	2011 Caster's feet are burned as if he's waded through ankle-deep acid
12	2012 Caster's feet are encased in brick
13	2013 Caster's feet can t be burned by magical fire
14	2014 Caster's feet inflate to 2X normal size while he wades in water
15	2015 Caster's feet shrink by 80% while he's wearing shoes or boots
16	2016 Caster's feet smolder gently for 1d6 hours without harming him
17	2017 Caster's feet vanish, but he can walk comfortably on his ankles
18	2018 Caster's fingernails are poisonous to him
19	2019 Caster's fingernails display otherworldly scenes
20	2020 Caster's fingernails each grow 1d20 inches
21	2021 Caster's fingernails exude a pungent green fluid
22	2022 Caster's fingernails grow 1d4 inches per day
23	2023 Caster's fingers appear to be made of delicate crystal
24	2024 Caster's fingers are as flexible as tentacles
25	2025 Caster's fingers are as rigid as steel while they're wet
26	2026 Caster's fingers are threaded like bolts
27	2027 Caster's fingers can t be severed from his hands
28	2028 Caster's fingers glow faintly in the presence of humans
29	2029 Caster's fingers randomly shuffle their positions
30	2030 Caster's fingers seem ice cold to anyone other than the caster
31	2031 Caster's fist fuses into an clumsy stub
32	2032 Caster's fist jams itself into his mouth
33	2033 Caster's footprints glow with sickly green light for 5d6 rounds
34	2034 Caster's footprints seem to shimmer and waver in sunlight
35	2035 Caster's footprints shine brightly while he's invisible
36	2036 Caster's hair and clothes become horribly entangled
37	2037 Caster's hair and clothes constantly stir as if blown by wind
38	2038 Caster's hair becomes tangled in any hat or helmet he wears
39	2039 Caster's hair becomes thick and coarse like that of a boar
40	2040 Caster's hair can never become invisible
41	2041 Caster's hair falls out each evening and regrows by morning
42	2042 Caster's hair freezes solid
43	2043 Caster's hair is clear like glass
44	2044 Caster's hair is discovered to be a bad toupee
45	2045 Caster's hair is fireproof
46	2046 Caster's hair is perpetually soaked with sea water
47	2047 Caster's hair is striped like a tiger's coat
48	2048 Caster's hair reeks of sulfur when he's near a campfire
49	2049 Caster's hair stands straight up for the next 1d4 weeks
50	2050 Caster's hand adheres to the next bludgeoning weapon he grips
51	2051 Caster's hand adheres to the next tree he touches
52	2052 Caster's hands and arms are covered with cactus needles
53	2053 Caster's hands and feet are invisible for 1d4 weeks
54	2054 Caster's hands appear to be crude wooden replicas
55	2055 Caster's hands appear to be made of solid gold
56	2056 Caster's hands appear to have been badly gnawed by rodents
57	2057 Caster's hands are blasted to a crisp but heal in 1d4+1 weeks
58	2058 Caster's hands are completely insulated against electricity
59	2059 Caster's hands are impervious to all harm for one week
60	2060 Caster's hands are invisible while he clasps them
61	2061 Caster's hands are totally numb for 10d10 rounds
62	2062 Caster's hands are translucent like smoky quartz
63	2063 Caster's hands can't come within 12 inches of each other
64	2064 Caster's hands can't come within 12 inches of his face
65	2065 Caster's hands detach the next time he puts them in his pockets
66	2066 Caster's hands explode but grow back by morning
67	2067 Caster's hands feel just like two balloons
68	2068 Caster's hands reform into lobster-like pincers
69	2069 Caster's hands shine like a beacon visible only to goblins
70	2070 Caster's hands shrink by 50%
71	2071 Caster's hands shrink or grow to fit any gloves he wears
72	2072 Caster's hands sprout coarse scales
73	2073 Caster's hands sprout luxuriant feathers
74	2074 Caster's head appears to hang loosely above his shoulders
75	2075 Caster's head appears translucent when backlit by firelight
76	2076 Caster's head deforms like a rubber ball when bludgeoned
77	2077 Caster's head explodes as a 20HD fireball if cut from his body
78	2078 Caster's head is demanded as tribute by some insane despot
79	2079 Caster's head is discovered to be a mechanical construct
80	2080 Caster's head is impervious to non-magical missile fire
81	2081 Caster's head is now shaped like a bell
82	2082 Caster's head is perfectly cylindrical until sunset tomorrow
83	2083 Caster's head is permanently surrounded by dense fog
84	2084 Caster's head is rendered permanently invisible
85	2085 Caster's head is sealed in a block of ice with breathing holes
86	2086 Caster's head is split down the middle but he is unharmed
87	2087 Caster's head once belonged to a great military leader
88	2088 Caster's head shines like a beacon visible only to orcs
89	2089 Caster's head turns into a pumpkin for 1d6 hours
90	2090 Caster's heart is mechanical and not subject to necromancy
91	2091 Caster's heart is widely rumored to be the Philosopher's Stone
92	2092 Caster's home and everything in it are invisible to him
93	2093 Caster's home appears to be shockingly evil to everyone but him
94	2094 Caster's home appears to have been abandoned for centuries
95	2095 Caster's home can t be entered through the front door
96	2096 Caster's home drops from the sky to land heavily nearby
97	2097 Caster's home fills with some kind of thick blue liquid
98	2098 Caster's home has a secret entrance accessible only to trolls
99	2099 Caster's home has a secret room that he's never noticed before
100	2100 Caster's home has served as a brothel while he's been away
101	2101 Caster's home has served as a cafeteria while he's been away
102	2102 Caster's home has served as a crematorium while he's been away
103	2103 Caster's home has served as a grain silo while he's been away
104	2104 Caster's home has served as a monastery while he's been away
105	2105 Caster's home has served as a mortuary while he's been away
106	2106 Caster's home has served as a pig sty while he's been away
107	2107 Caster's home has served as a prison while he's been away
108	2108 Caster's home has served as a public latrine while he's been away
109	2109 Caster's home has served as a stable while he's been away
110	2110 Caster's home has served as an abattoir while he's been away
111	2111 Caster's home has served as an armory while he's been away
112	2112 Caster's home has served as an unholy altar while he's been away
113	2113 Caster's home has served as barracks while he's been away
114	2114 Caster's home is a triumph of postmodern architecture
115	2115 Caster's home is at the center of a huge territorial squabble
116	2116 Caster's home is buried in compost
117	2117 Caster's home is destroyed by a huge magical explosion
118	2118 Caster's home is fireproof but water soluble
119	2119 Caster's home is flattened by a mysterious magical explosion
120	2120 Caster's home is infested with bubonic rats
121	2121 Caster's home is leveraged in a speculative financial scheme
122	2122 Caster's home is made of gingerbread
123	2123 Caster's home is packed completely full of manure
124	2124 Caster's home is packed completely full of pigs ears
125	2125 Caster's home is packed completely full of salt
126	2126 Caster's home is packed completely full of snow
127	2127 Caster's home is seized through an act of Imminent Domain
128	2128 Caster's home is suddenly at the bottom of a deep, dark valley
129	2129 Caster's home is suddenly at the top of a forbidding mountain
130	2130 Caster's home levitates 1d10 yards in the air for that many days
131	2131 Caster's home resembles a large toadstool
132	2132 Caster's home sinks into the ground 1d10 inches per day
133	2133 Caster's home stands on a kobold burial mound
134	2134 Caster's home throbs and pulses like a gigantic heart
135	2135 Caster's home will cease to exist in 1d4 days
136	2136 Caster's image appears on every shield within 100 yards
137	2137 Caster's index finger is shaped like a key
138	2138 Caster's Intelligence is equal to his level for 2d12 hours
139	2139 Caster's Intelligence is reduced by 1d4 for a like number of days
140	2140 Caster's internal monologue becomes audible to others
141	2141 Caster's is unable to digest uncooked foods
142	2142 Caster's kidneys vanish
143	2143 Caster's knees can bend forward and backward with equal ease
144	2144 Caster's left arm appears to carry a powerful enchantment
145	2145 Caster's left arm appears to have been made from twine and glue
146	2146 Caster's left arm doubles in length 1d4 times
147	2147 Caster's left arm doubles in length; right arm shrinks by 50%
148	2148 Caster's left arm stretches to 2X the length of his body
149	2149 Caster's left hand and 10d10% of his arm turn to brass
150	2150 Caster's left hand can t be cut by any non-magical blade
151	2151 Caster's left hand is affected as by the spell Haste
152	2152 Caster's left hand is hideously warped and mangled
153	2153 Caster's left hand strongly resents his right hand
154	2154 Caster's left leg detaches and starts kicking him really hard
155	2155 Caster's left leg is covered by bark
156	2156 Caster's legs are both encased in a single thick, steel pipe
157	2157 Caster's legs are now exactly as long as his arms
158	2158 Caster's legs can't support his weight for 10d10 rounds
159	2159 Caster's legs double in length, and his arms shorten by 50%
160	2160 Caster's legs weigh as much as iron while he's wading
161	2161 Caster's limbs are rendered permanently invisible
162	2162 Caster's limbs each belong to a different species
163	2163 Caster's lungs are visible through his flesh and clothing
164	2164 Caster's lungs begin to function at 2X normal efficiency
165	2165 Caster's lungs begin to function at half normal efficiency
166	2166 Caster's lungs sound like bagpipes when he exerts himself
167	2167 Caster's lungs stop working for 1d10 rounds
168	2168 Caster's magic does not affect females for 1d4 days
169	2169 Caster's magic does not affect males for 1d4 days
170	2170 Caster's magic doesn t work if he's ankle-deep in water
171	2171 Caster's magic is detected by Detect Magic only 20% of the time
172	2172 Caster's magic is somewhat resistant to the spell Dispel Magic
173	2173 Caster's magic leaves a filmy residue on precious metals
174	2174 Caster's mass increases by a factor of 10 while he's on a boat
175	2175 Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from his eyes
176	2176 Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from his mouth
177	2177 Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from the ground
178	2178 Caster's most powerful foe always knows caster's precise location
179	2179 Caster's motion is impeded by a strong wind that affects only him
180	2180 Caster's nearest ally attacks him for 1d6 rounds
181	2181 Caster's nearest ally is invisible to him for 1d4 days
182	2182 Caster's neck doubles in length
183	2183 Caster's neck is invisible
184	2184 Caster's next 1d8 attacks inflict only illusionary damage
185	2185 Caster's next attack causes equal damage to him and his target
186	2186 Caster's next attack heals its target of all damage and disease
187	2187 Caster's next spell affects only half of its intended targets
188	2188 Caster's next spell causes its target to become invisible
189	2189 Caster's next spell fills the air with the sound of buzzing bees
190	2190 Caster's next spell functions as a Disintegrate spell instead
191	2191 Caster's next spell functions but has an invisible effect
192	2192 Caster's next spell functions but knocks him unconscious
193	2193 Caster's next spell persists until he's injured
194	2194 Caster's next spell turns its target bright blue for its duration
195	2195 Caster's next Summoning calls up something he can not put down
196	2196 Caster's next Summoning turns him into the Summoned creature
197	2197 Caster's next Summoning yields 1d10 decapitated human heads
198	2198 Caster's next Summoning yields 1d1000 fluffy white rabbits
199	2199 Caster's next Summoning yields 1d4 chrome-plated ostriches
200	2200 Caster's next Summoning yields 1d8 tiny blue imps with white hats
201	2201 Caster's next Summoning yields 4d10 bushels of rotten apples
202	2202 Caster's next Summoning yields a 16HD Earth Elemental
203	2203 Caster's next Summoning yields a bucket of brine-soaked plums
204	2204 Caster's next Summoning yields a coil of rope one mile in length
205	2205 Caster's next Summoning yields a creature that attacks him
206	2206 Caster's next Summoning yields a creature that dies instantly
207	2207 Caster's next Summoning yields a horrifyingly loathsome monster
208	2208 Caster's next Summoning yields a mockery of the intended effect
209	2209 Caster's next Summoning yields a puddle of highly unstable goo
210	2210 Caster's next Summoning yields an ice sculpture
211	2211 Caster's next Summoning yields an illusion of the intended effect
212	2212 Caster's next Summoning yields something wildly inappropriate
213	2213 Caster's next Summoning yields the last thing that he expects
214	2214 Caster's next Summoning yields two of whatever he's Summoning
215	2215 Caster's nose looks like a noose
216	2216 Caster's nose looks like an ear
217	2217 Caster's nostrils are stuffed full of pimentos
218	2218 Caster's palms turn to stone
219	2219 Caster's pockets are filled with confectioner's sugar
220	2220 Caster's pockets are filled with glue
221	2221 Caster's pockets are filled with greasy candle stubs
222	2222 Caster's pockets are filled with live minnows
223	2223 Caster's pockets are filled with offal
224	2224 Caster's pockets are filled with stringy pasta
225	2225 Caster's pockets are filled with weeks-old goat cheese
226	2226 Caster's pockets are fireproof
227	2227 Caster's pockets are inaccessible for 1d6 days
228	2228 Caster's pockets are lined with chain mail
229	2229 Caster's pockets are lined with sharp, jagged teeth
230	2230 Caster's pockets vanish along with anything inside them
231	2231 Caster's presence causes all food to taste like liver
232	2232 Caster's presence causes birds in nearby trees to fall silent
233	2233 Caster's presence causes bowstrings to be abnormally elastic
234	2234 Caster's presence causes clockwork devices to malfunction
235	2235 Caster's presence causes food to be drained of all flavor
236	2236 Caster's presence causes holy symbols to seem unusually hot
237	2237 Caster's presence causes magical animals to be oddly intractable
238	2238 Caster's presence causes magical weapons to glow a dim red
239	2239 Caster's presence causes musical instruments to go out of tune
240	2240 Caster's presence causes people to sing wildly off-key
241	2241 Caster's presence causes the clanking of metal to be muted
242	2242 Caster's presence causes timekeeping devices to combust
243	2243 Caster's presence causes timekeeping devices to malfunction
244	2244 Caster's presence causes undead skeletons to sneeze
245	2245 Caster's presence causes worked stone to sweat
246	2246 Caster's presence induces lightheartedness in Dwarves
247	2247 Caster's presence makes it hard to discern the value of things
248	2248 Caster's principal weapon bends until the ends are touching
249	2249 Caster's principal weapon can indicate True North once per turn
250	2250 Caster's principal weapon can t be damaged by non-magical heat
251	2251 Caster's principal weapon can t exist on this plane for 4d8 days
252	2252 Caster's principal weapon can t kill anyone now within 10 miles
253	2253 Caster's principal weapon can t kill anyone of Elfin stock
254	2254 Caster's principal weapon disintegrates if it draws his blood
255	2255 Caster's principal weapon glows as though it's red hot
256	2256 Caster's principal weapon is as shiny as mirror for 1d12 months
257	2257 Caster's principal weapon is extremely sticky to the touch
258	2258 Caster's principal weapon is matte black between sunset and dawn
259	2259 Caster's principal weapon is older than the whole universe
260	2260 Caster's principal weapon is reclaimed by its former owner
261	2261 Caster's principal weapon is translucent like smoked glass
262	2262 Caster's principal weapon shrinks by 5d10+45%
263	2263 Caster's principal weapon sprouts luxuriant tresses
264	2264 Caster's reflection appears upside down
265	2265 Caster's reflection chants dire prophecies about him
266	2266 Caster's reflection commits suicide when he next sees it
267	2267 Caster's reflection harbors a deep and obvious resentment of him
268	2268 Caster's reflection is not mirror-reversed
269	2269 Caster's reflection shows him as battered corpse
270	2270 Caster's reflection shows him as he was 10 years ago
271	2271 Caster's reflection shows him beaten nearly to death
272	2272 Caster's right arm is encased in a cylinder of solid crystal
273	2273 Caster's right arm is just like his left arm, facing backwards
274	2274 Caster's right arm resembles a horse's foreleg
275	2275 Caster's right hand is a perfect sphere at the end of his wrist
276	2276 Caster's right hand struggles to grip his right elbow
277	2277 Caster's right leg increases in thickness by a factor of 1d4
278	2278 Caster's right thigh is as long as his entire left leg
279	2279 Caster's skin appears cracked like an old oil painting
280	2280 Caster's skin appears pitted like Swiss cheese
281	2281 Caster's skin appears to have been boiled
282	2282 Caster's skin appears to have been riveted to his body in sheets
283	2283 Caster's skin appears to have been woven of flesh-colored thread
284	2284 Caster's skin can t be punctured by any mammal's teeth
285	2285 Caster's skin is blood red for 2d4-1 days
286	2286 Caster's skin is completely free of moles, scars, and blemishes
287	2287 Caster's skin is covered by human bite-marks
288	2288 Caster's skin is fireproof but tarnishes quickly in sunlight
289	2289 Caster's skin is infused with countless tiny glass nuggets
290	2290 Caster's skin is permanently stained by his blood
291	2291 Caster's skin is plaid from now on
292	2292 Caster's skin is suddenly the color of his hair
293	2293 Caster's skin ripples like a rain-spattered pond from now on
294	2294 Caster's skin varies in opacity from hour to hour
295	2295 Caster's skull becomes intensely magnetic
296	2296 Caster's speech doesn t match the movement of his lips
297	2297 Caster's speech is clearly audible to all within 50 yards
298	2298 Caster's speech is utterly unintelligible for 1d4 hours
299	2299 Caster's speech is utterly unintelligible to him
300	2300 Caster's spellbook absorbs moisture like a sponge
301	2301 Caster's spellbook acquires a saucy and antagonistic personality
302	2302 Caster's spellbook and any ink within it are waterproof
303	2303 Caster's spellbook appears to be in a language unknown to him
304	2304 Caster's spellbook appears to be on fire while it's open
305	2305 Caster's spellbook belongs to someone else who wants it back
306	2306 Caster's spellbook can be folded to the size of a deck of cards
307	2307 Caster's spellbook can be judged by its cover
308	2308 Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to function as a small boat
309	2309 Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to function as a small tent
310	2310 Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to serve as a table for six
311	2311 Caster's spellbook can be used as an anvil but weighs as much
312	2312 Caster's spellbook can dispense 1d4 gallons of pure water per day
313	2313 Caster's spellbook can hold 100 pounds like a Bag of Holding
314	2314 Caster's spellbook can hold 4x the usual number of spells
315	2315 Caster's spellbook can only be read by females
316	2316 Caster's spellbook can only be read by males
317	2317 Caster's spellbook can only be read in near-total darkness
318	2318 Caster's spellbook can withstand 100 hit points of fire damage
319	2319 Caster's spellbook can t be harmed or altered by any mortal means
320	2320 Caster's spellbook contains 1d8 spells he's never seen before
321	2321 Caster's spellbook contains a mysterious key
322	2322 Caster's spellbook contains nothing but gibberish for 1d4 days
323	2323 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of court transcripts
324	2324 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of idle gossip
325	2325 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of inaccurate maps
326	2326 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of New Age garbage
327	2327 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of ribald limericks
328	2328 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of risquØ woodcuts
329	2329 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of shocking profanity
330	2330 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of tasty recipes
331	2331 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of trite haikus
332	2332 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of uplifting slogans
333	2333 Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of utter gibberish
334	2334 Caster's spellbook giggles in the presence of other books
335	2335 Caster's spellbook giggles loudly when its pages are turned
336	2336 Caster's spellbook gives faulty warnings about his impending doom
337	2337 Caster's spellbook glows in the dark
338	2338 Caster's spellbook growls ominously when anyone else touches it
339	2339 Caster's spellbook has 60% Magic Resistance
340	2340 Caster's spellbook has a handle and can be used as a shield +1
341	2341 Caster's spellbook has a hideous face embossed on its cover
342	2342 Caster's spellbook has a secret, flask-shaped compartment
343	2343 Caster's spellbook has a surprise ending
344	2344 Caster's spellbook has no clear beginning or end
345	2345 Caster's spellbook has straps and can be worn as a backpack
346	2346 Caster's spellbook induces madness in those of Lawful alignment
347	2347 Caster's spellbook induces nausea in anyone else who touches it
348	2348 Caster's spellbook induces ravenous hunger in any who read it
349	2349 Caster's spellbook is 30% likely to be invisible on any given day
350	2350 Caster's spellbook is as fragile as glass until sunset
351	2351 Caster's spellbook is bound in a sheathe of human skin
352	2352 Caster's spellbook is bound tightly shut in barbed wire
353	2353 Caster's spellbook is breaded and deep-fried
354	2354 Caster's spellbook is chrome-plated
355	2355 Caster's spellbook is covered in a thin shell of clay
356	2356 Caster's spellbook is coveted by a fire elemental
357	2357 Caster's spellbook is coveted by the undead
358	2358 Caster's spellbook is discovered to be a forgery
359	2359 Caster's spellbook is distributed as a mass-market paperback
360	2360 Caster's spellbook is drenched in goat's milk
361	2361 Caster's spellbook is ethereal to everyone except him
362	2362 Caster's spellbook is fiercely coveted by all who pass near it
363	2363 Caster's spellbook is filled with ways to dispose of corpses
364	2364 Caster's spellbook is found to be just one part of a trilogy
365	2365 Caster's spellbook is glazed like a doughnut
366	2366 Caster's spellbook is gritty like sandpaper
367	2367 Caster's spellbook is impervious to acid
368	2368 Caster's spellbook is impervious to cold
369	2369 Caster's spellbook is indestructible but appears to be decaying
370	2370 Caster's spellbook is invisible for one hour each day
371	2371 Caster's spellbook is invisible to everyone except magic users
372	2372 Caster's spellbook is invisible to him unless his hair is wet
373	2373 Caster's spellbook is invisible when wet
374	2374 Caster's spellbook is laminated
375	2375 Caster's spellbook is long overdue at the library
376	2376 Caster's spellbook is perfectly spherical for 1d12 hours
377	2377 Caster's spellbook is permanently water-soaked but undamaged
378	2378 Caster's spellbook is rewritten in a language known only to him
379	2379 Caster's spellbook is rewritten in a language unknown to him
380	2380 Caster's spellbook is riddled with holes like Swiss cheese
381	2381 Caster's spellbook is rumored to contain several lost spells
382	2382 Caster's spellbook is rumored to have been penned by heretics
383	2383 Caster's spellbook is sealed in a heavy wooden crate
384	2384 Caster's spellbook is sealed with a combination lock
385	2385 Caster's spellbook is sheathed in flame but doesn't burn
386	2386 Caster's spellbook is sought by power-crazed conjurers
387	2387 Caster's spellbook is stolen by someone on his way to the latrine
388	2388 Caster's spellbook is tightly wrapped in cellophane
389	2389 Caster's spellbook is transparent while closed
390	2390 Caster's spellbook is unintelligible for 1d100 hours
391	2391 Caster's spellbook is waterproof
392	2392 Caster's spellbook is weightless while it's open
393	2393 Caster's spellbook is wrapped in festive paper and ribbons
394	2394 Caster's spellbook is written entirely in purple crayon
395	2395 Caster's spellbook leaves a trail of ash wherever it's carried
396	2396 Caster's spellbook randomly shuffles its pages
397	2397 Caster's spellbook reeks as though drenched in perfume
398	2398 Caster's spellbook reeks indelibly of mold and mildew
399	2399 Caster's spellbook reeks of manure while it's open
400	2400 Caster's spellbook reeks of rotting, mildewed cloth
401	2401 Caster's spellbook seems badly scorched but is undamaged
402	2402 Caster's spellbook shines as bright as the sun for 4d6 hours
403	2403 Caster's spellbook shrinks to the size of a coin for 1d4 days
404	2404 Caster's spellbook sprays skunk-musk each time it's opened
405	2405 Caster's spellbook tastes like chicken between sunset and dawn
406	2406 Caster's spellbook teleports 10d20 yards straight up
407	2407 Caster's spellbook teleports 1d4 feet straight down
408	2408 Caster's spellbook tends to slam shut on his hand (1d2-1 damage)
409	2409 Caster's spellbook turns into a cat when he says a command word
410	2410 Caster's spellbook vanishes; he finds it in a nearby well
411	2411 Caster's spellbook vanishes; in 1d4 days he disgorges it
412	2412 Caster's spellbook warms a five foot radius to a comfy 70°
413	2413 Caster's spellbook was here just a minute ago
414	2414 Caster's spellbook was instrumental in the downfall of an empire
415	2415 Caster's spellbook was stolen from a secret monastery
416	2416 Caster's spellbook was stolen from a traveler from the future
417	2417 Caster's spellbook weighs 1d100+100 pounds
418	2418 Caster's spellbook weighs as much as he does
419	2419 Caster's spellbook will combust if he opens it before dawn
420	2420 Caster's spells function as though cast by someone half his level
421	2421 Caster's spells no longer work on some particular person nearby
422	2422 Caster's Strength increases by 1d6 for a like number of days
423	2423 Caster's Strength is halved
424	2424 Caster's Strength is halved until he's struck by fire-based magic
425	2425 Caster's Strength is rerolled hourly for the next 24 hours
426	2426 Caster's teeth appear shiny and black like obsidian
427	2427 Caster's teeth appear to drip blood for one week
428	2428 Caster's teeth become serrated and triangular like a shark's
429	2429 Caster's teeth can be broken by any physical force or object
430	2430 Caster's teeth can never become invisible
431	2431 Caster's teeth grow continuously, like a rodent's
432	2432 Caster's teeth shatter on contact with unrefined iron
433	2433 Caster's tongue is bifurcated along half of its length
434	2434 Caster's tongue is invisible during daylight hours
435	2435 Caster's tongue is removable
436	2436 Caster's voice becomes increasingly loud
437	2437 Caster's voice cracks like a teenage boy's voice
438	2438 Caster's voice inspires rage in dogs and wolves
439	2439 Caster's voice is hoarse and strained for 1d4 weeks
440	2440 Caster's voice issues from his right hand instead of his mouth
441	2441 Caster's voice makes people feel hostile and aggressive
442	2442 Caster's voice resonates in any gems nearby
443	2443 Caster's voice seems poorly matched to his age and sex
444	2444 Caster's voice seems to issue from 1d4 people around him
445	2445 Caster's voice seems to issue from his pockets
446	2446 Caster's voice seems to issue from some item he's now carrying
447	2447 Caster's voice sounds as if it's coming from a distant megaphone
448	2448 Caster's voice sounds as if it's coming through a metal tube
449	2449 Caster's voice sounds like he's 1d100 years older
450	2450 Caster's voice sounds like that of each person to whom he speaks
451	2451 Caster's voice sounds like the braying of donkeys
452	2452 Caster's voice sounds like the buzzing of metal bees
453	2453 Caster's voice sounds like the honking of geese
454	2454 Caster's voice sounds like the sputtering of a clogged drain
455	2455 Caster's waterskin is filled with mashed potatoes
456	2456 Caster's waterskin makes its contents taste brackish and foul
457	2457 Caster's weight increases tenfold while on a ladder
458	2458 Caster's weight increases tenfold while walking across ice
459	2459 Cooked meat is mildly poisonous to the caster
460	2460 Countless pine needles adhere tightly to the caster's skin
461	2461 Countless tiny wood chips swirl about the caster for 2d10 rounds
462	2462 Countless tiny worms cascade from caster's ears
463	2463 Crawling insects pour from caster's nostrils for 1d4 rounds
464	2464 Cryptic messages are embossed on the caster's chest and back
465	2465 Cryptic runes cover the caster's arms and hands
466	2466 Cryptic symbols flash constantly across caster's forehead
467	2467 Damage from caster's next 1d8 attacks appears 1d8 rounds later
468	2468 Damage inflicted upon caster can only be healed near firelight
469	2469 Damage inflicted upon caster is 10% likely to be just an illusion
470	2470 Damage inflicted upon caster is 10% likely to harm someone else
471	2471 Damage inflicted upon caster leaves unusually severe scars
472	2472 Domestic cats react to caster with astonishing ferocity
473	2473 Each day at noon, caster's age is reduced by 50%
474	2474 Each day at noon, caster's weapon heats to 2d100°
475	2475 Each day at sunset, caster suffers intense pain for 1d4 rounds
476	2476 Each day for 2d6 days, caster must reroll his attributes
477	2477 Each day, caster adds a cumbersome new title to his name
478	2478 Each day, caster attempts to prove that he's impervious to blades
479	2479 Each day, caster bores his allies with tales of his own heroism
480	2480 Each day, caster can add +1 (or +5%) to any one dice roll
481	2481 Each day, caster can cause one foe to miss one attack
482	2482 Each day, caster can detach his head for up to one hour
483	2483 Each day, caster can digest up to half a pound of stone
484	2484 Each day, caster can magically cause 1d6 people to hate him
485	2485 Each day, caster can roar like a dragon one time
486	2486 Each day, caster can see through one door as if it were glass
487	2487 Each day, caster can Summon 1d10 minnows up to 1d4 times
488	2488 Each day, caster decides to worship a different deity
489	2489 Each day, caster demands to be called by a different name
490	2490 Each day, caster displays a new phobia that disappears by sunset
491	2491 Each day, caster finds 1d10 human eyeballs in his pocket
492	2492 Each day, caster finds 1d4 gold pieces in his pocket
493	2493 Each day, caster finds a severed body part in his pocket
494	2494 Each day, caster has no idea who he is for 1d10 minutes
495	2495 Each day, caster increasingly obsesses about his waning lifespan
496	2496 Each day, caster insists on being called by a different name
497	2497 Each day, caster is 1% likely to be destroyed by a meteor strike
498	2498 Each day, caster is 5% likely to teleport to this target point
499	2499 Each day, caster is 10% likely to change sex until sunset
500	2500 Each day, caster is 40% likely to crave garlic intensely
501	2501 Each day, caster is 50% likely to leave no footprints
502	2502 Each day, caster is accosted by a man with a real estate scheme
503	2503 Each day, caster is attacked but not injured by a huge, ugly bird
504	2504 Each day, caster is immune to 1d6 hit points of damage
505	2505 Each day, caster loses 1d4 gold pieces
506	2506 Each day, caster must cast at least one spell upon himself
507	2507 Each day, caster must drink at least four gallons of water
508	2508 Each day, caster must eat a pound of tree bark, or he'll starve
509	2509 Each day, caster must eat at least one lighted candle
510	2510 Each day, caster must pluck at least one rose or be stricken mute
511	2511 Each day, caster must recite a new limerick, or he'll go insane
512	2512 Each day, caster must Save or be unable to count until sunset
513	2513 Each day, caster must Save or lose half of his hit points
514	2514 Each day, caster must Save vs Will or his home explodes
515	2515 Each day, caster must tell at least one outrageous lie
516	2516 Each day, caster recalls a new but entirely fictional past life
517	2517 Each day, caster reveals a new and offensive truth about himself
518	2518 Each day, caster sees great meaning in the first words he hears
519	2519 Each day, caster suffers violent withdrawal unless he uses magic
520	2520 Each day, caster tells the same stupid joke about gnomes
521	2521 Each day, caster threatens to murder someone nearby
522	2522 Each day, caster wakes because a small pebble hits his forehead
523	2523 Each day, caster wakes beneath a brine-soaked tangle of vines
524	2524 Each day, caster wakes beneath a layer of fine white sand
525	2525 Each day, caster wakes certain that he'll die before sunset
526	2526 Each day, caster wakes certain that the world will end by sunset
527	2527 Each day, caster wakes completely deaf until he drinks something
528	2528 Each day, caster wakes dressed in a mummy's filthy rags
529	2529 Each day, caster wakes exhausted as if he just ran a marathon
530	2530 Each day, caster wakes in a pile of dry leaves
531	2531 Each day, caster wakes looking as if he's been beaten with clubs
532	2532 Each day, caster wakes nearly out of his mind with rage
533	2533 Each day, caster wakes thinking that 1d100 days have passed
534	2534 Each day, caster wakes thinking that he's under attack
535	2535 Each day, caster wakes to find a loaf of warm bread on his chest
536	2536 Each day, caster wakes unable to see his allies for 1d4 turns
537	2537 Each day, caster wakes wearing a heavily powdered wig
538	2538 Each day, caster wakes wearing a straw hat
539	2539 Each day, caster wakes with a daisy sprouting from his mouth
540	2540 Each day, caster wakes with a gold coin in his mouth
541	2541 Each day, caster wakes with a hospital bracelet on his wrist
542	2542 Each day, caster wakes with his mouth packed full of flour
543	2543 Each day, caster wakes with no idea of how he got there
544	2544 Each day, caster wakes with several new and disturbing scars
545	2545 Each day, caster's face is unbearably hideous for 1d10 minutes
546	2546 Each day, caster's hair grows 10% longer
547	2547 Each day, caster's height fluctuates plus or minus 1d100%
548	2548 Each day, caster's height fluctuates plus or minus 1d6 inches
549	2549 Each day, caster's home shrinks by 1%
550	2550 Each day, caster's nostrils appear at a new place on his head
551	2551 Each day, one of caster's spells (random) has its effect reversed
552	2552 Each day, some part of caster's body falls off and regrows
553	2553 Each day, someone accuses the caster of grand theft
554	2554 Each day, someone accuses the caster of high treason
555	2555 Each day, someone accuses the caster of unwholesome practices
556	2556 Each day, someone accuses the caster or regicide
557	2557 Each day, the caster is praised for some act of amazing heroism
558	2558 Each hour, 1d4 small pine cones fall from the caster's ears
559	2559 Each morning, caster must Save or be rendered mute for that day
560	2560 Each morning, caster must Save or be sprayed by a skunk
561	2561 Each morning, caster must Save or contract a non-magical illness
562	2562 Each morning, caster must Save or earn the enmity of a monarch
563	2563 Each morning, caster must Save or he ages 1d4 days
564	2564 Each morning, caster must Save or he ll be arrested before sunset
565	2565 Each morning, caster must Save or his clothes dissolve by sunset
566	2566 Each night as caster sleeps, every blade he owns is sharpened
567	2567 Each night as caster sleeps, he's 5% likely to trigger a Burst
568	2568 Each night as caster sleeps, his ankles are bound by silk cord
569	2569 Each night as caster sleeps, his lips move as though he's talking
570	2570 Each of caster's big toes is now as long as the rest of his foot
571	2571 Each of caster's big toes is now as wide as the rest of his foot
572	2572 Each of caster's teeth is now a different and contrasting color
573	2573 Each of caster's teeth screams each time he opens his mouth
574	2574 Each of caster's toes is 5% likely to explode right now
575	2575 Eerie moans fill the air when caster touches holy water
576	2576 Efforts to become invisible make the caster much more visible
577	2577 Efforts to become invisible temporarily age the caster 1d10 years
578	2578 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are 20% larger
579	2579 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are at -2 to hit him
580	2580 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are completely silent
581	2581 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are horrible to look at
582	2582 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are invisible to him
583	2583 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are invulnerable to him
584	2584 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are Slowed
585	2585 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are terrified of him
586	2586 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence assume comical forms
587	2587 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence attack him outright
588	2588 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence attack their summoner
589	2589 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence can t be controlled
590	2590 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence crave decaying meat
591	2591 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence explode instantly
592	2592 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence flee the area at once
593	2593 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence look familiar to him
594	2594 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence mock him endlessly
595	2595 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence seem far more fierce
596	2596 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence totally ignore him
597	2597 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence vaguely resemble him
598	2598 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence weep until dismissed
599	2599 Elementals Summoned in caster's presence will not attack him
600	2600 Embarrassing rumors about the caster circulate far and wide
601	2601 Embarrassing sounds issue from the caster at inopportune times
602	2602 Even in darkness, caster is visible as though in full daylight
603	2603 Every third tooth falls from caster's mouth
604	2604 Everyone knows the caster's most embarrassing secret
605	2605 Everyone now harboring ill will toward caster forgets who he is
606	2606 Everyone now harboring ill will toward caster knows where he is
607	2607 Everyone thinks that the caster is using a false name
608	2608 Everyone thinks that the caster's use of magic is reckless
609	2609 Everyone thinks the caster to be vaguely unreliable
610	2610 Everyone who knows the caster suspects that he's really undead
611	2611 Everyone who knows the caster thinks that he owes them money
612	2612 Everyone within 100 miles hates the caster until at least sunset
613	2613 Everyone within 100 miles knows that the caster is a magic user
614	2614 Everyone within one mile appears as a skeleton to the caster
615	2615 Everything caster eats for 1d12 months tastes strongly of blood
616	2616 Fine gold wire is visibly threaded through the caster's flesh
617	2617 Fire-based magic is invisible to the caster
618	2618 Fires can t be sustained within three feet of caster's spellbook
619	2619 Flames shoot from caster's ears at least once per hour until dawn
620	2620 Foliage grows to entangle caster's feet if he stands still
621	2621 Food turns ethereal while the caster touches it
622	2622 For 1d4 days, caster can neutralize poisons by touch
623	2623 For 1d4 days, caster is certain that his saliva is poisonous
624	2624 For 1d4 rounds, caster's left foot is fused to the ground
625	2625 For 1d4 rounds, normal water can burn the caster like strong acid
626	2626 For 1d4 weeks, caster's eyelids glow brightly in the dark
627	2627 For 1d4 weeks, caster's nose hovers 1d4 inches before his face
628	2628 For 2d4-1 horrible days, caster works in a huge corporate office
629	2629 For 3d10 days caster is immune to magic cast by one person
630	2630 For 6d10 rounds, caster is the only person on the entire planet
631	2631 For one day, caster is so monstrously ugly that people attack him
632	2632 For one day, caster knows the location of all gold within 5 miles
633	2633 For several days, caster strongly resembles a drowned corpse
634	2634 Foul-smelling steam issues from the caster's nostrils
635	2635 Half of caster's body is as hairy as an ape
636	2636 Half of caster's body is immune to polymorph magic
637	2637 Half of caster's hair is replaced by very fine silver wire
638	2638 Holy symbols inspire dread in the caster
639	2639 Holy water boils on contact with caster's skin
640	2640 Honey flows through caster's veins instead of blood
641	2641 Horrific screams issue from the caster's spellbook
642	2642 Huge volumes of ectoplasm ooze from the caster's nostrils
643	2643 Icy winds buffet the caster for 2d8-1 days
644	2644 If alive, caster is totally healed in each of the next 1d6 hours
645	2645 If asked for identification, caster offers a funny self-portrait
646	2646 If caster attempts a Summoning, he vanishes for its duration
647	2647 If caster attempts to create or control undead, they attack him
648	2648 If caster casts a spell in the next turn, he thinks he's drowning
649	2649 If caster casts a spell in the next turn, his clothing vanishes
650	2650 If caster comes within one mile of a dragon, his hair falls out
651	2651 If caster comes within one mile of an ocean, he begins to drown
652	2652 If caster damages a statue, he suffers an equivalent injury
653	2653 If caster dies and is resurrected, he's 85% likely to change sex
654	2654 If caster draws a weapon before sunset, he goes berserk
655	2655 If caster draws a weapon before sunset, that weapon vanishes
656	2656 If caster falls more than twenty yards, he teleports to this spot
657	2657 If caster has a beard, it vanishes; if he doesn t, he grows one
658	2658 If caster has a missile weapon, he's attacked by small animals
659	2659 If caster has drawn blood recently, he vanishes until sunrise
660	2660 If caster has eaten in the past hour, he falls unconscious
661	2661 If caster has eaten in the past hour, he loses 2d10 hit points
662	2662 If caster has eaten in the past hour, he never has to eat again
663	2663 If caster has eaten in the past hour, he vanishes until lunchtime
664	2664 If caster has eaten meat in the past hour, it was human flesh
665	2665 If caster has eaten meat in the past hour, it wasn't really meat
666	2666 If caster has ever been resurrected, he loses 1d100 hit points
667	2667 If caster has ever been resurrected, he now gains one level
668	2668 If caster has ever been resurrected, he now loses one level
669	2669 If caster has ever been resurrected, he teleports to that spot
670	2670 If caster has slain anyone in cold blood, he's wracked by remorse
671	2671 If caster has slain anyone in cold blood, that person haunts him
672	2672 If caster ingests poison, he becomes powerfully addicted to it
673	2673 If caster ingests poison, he briefly gains 1d4 points of Wisdom
674	2674 If caster ingests poison, he can't be harmed by fire for 1d4 days
675	2675 If caster ingests poison, he combusts in 1d6 turns
676	2676 If caster ingests poison, he develops an intense, unusual phobia
677	2677 If caster ingests poison, he develops hundreds of ugly blisters
678	2678 If caster ingests poison, he forgets his name and how to speak
679	2679 If caster ingests poison, he hallucinates wildly for 2d20 hours
680	2680 If caster ingests poison, he is instantly aware of it
681	2681 If caster ingests poison, he smells like carrion for 1d4 weeks
682	2682 If caster ingests poison, he tries to cut it out of his body
683	2683 If caster ingests poison, he's 20% likely to change sex
684	2684 If caster ingests poison, his age is reduced by 1d20 years
685	2685 If caster ingests poison, his blood is corrosive to metal
686	2686 If caster ingests poison, his body shrinks by 1d100%
687	2687 If caster ingests poison, his fingers vanish
688	2688 If caster ingests poison, his teeth fall out
689	2689 If caster ingests poison, its onset is delayed by 1d4 days
690	2690 If caster ingests poison, non-magical antidotes are toxic to him
691	2691 If caster ingests poison, someone nearby also suffers its effect
692	2692 If caster is carrying a dagger, it grows as large as a greatsword
693	2693 If caster is carrying a pouch, he attempts to climb into it
694	2694 If caster is carrying a pouch, he likes to wear it as a hat
695	2695 If caster is carrying a pouch, he uses it as a hand-puppet
696	2696 If caster is carrying a weapon, it attempts to strike him
697	2697 If caster is carrying a weapon, it turns into an umbrella
698	2698 If caster is carrying any blades, he throws them in a nearby lake
699	2699 If caster is carrying any blades, they re now incredibly sharp
700	2700 If caster is carrying any bread, it animates and attacks him
701	2701 If caster is carrying any coins, each weighs as much as he does
702	2702 If caster is carrying any coins, he develops an allergy to gold
703	2703 If caster is carrying any keys, they re all suddenly identical
704	2704 If caster is carrying any kind of key, it explodes violently
705	2705 If caster is carrying any metal, he can't cast magic until dawn
706	2706 If caster is carrying any metal, he thinks that he's rusting
707	2707 If caster is carrying any wood, he tries to eat it like a termite
708	2708 If caster is carrying any wood, he's attacked by termites
709	2709 If caster is carrying food, he becomes violently ill for an hour
710	2710 If caster is carrying food, he eats all of it as fast as he can
711	2711 If caster is carrying food, he's attacked by hungry hungry hippos
712	2712 If caster is carrying food, it's 4X as nutritious as normal food
713	2713 If caster is carrying his spellbook, he teleports 2d4 miles
714	2714 If caster is carrying his spellbook, he teleports to his home
715	2715 If caster is carrying his spellbook, he's illiterate for one week
716	2716 If caster is carrying his spellbook, he's reluctant to open it
717	2717 If caster is carrying his spellbook, it teleports to his home
718	2718 If caster is carrying his spellbook, it vanishes until dawn
719	2719 If caster is hit by a bludgeon, his head resembles a watermelon
720	2720 If caster is hit by a bludgeon, his head rings like a bronze gong
721	2721 If caster is now at full hit points, he vanishes for 1d12 hours
722	2722 If caster is now bleeding, he ages 10d10 years
723	2723 If caster is now bleeding, he attacks his nearest ally
724	2724 If caster is now bleeding, he can never use invisibility magic
725	2725 If caster is now bleeding, he can't be healed before midnight
726	2726 If caster is now bleeding, he can't use magic for 1d4 days
727	2727 If caster is now bleeding, he can't use magic for 2d12 hours
728	2728 If caster is now bleeding, he changes sex for 1d6 days
729	2729 If caster is now bleeding, he declares war on an imagined enemy
730	2730 If caster is now bleeding, he flees at top speed in a panic
731	2731 If caster is now bleeding, he gains 10,000 Experience Points
732	2732 If caster is now bleeding, he gains one level
733	2733 If caster is now bleeding, he loses another 4d10 hit points
734	2734 If caster is now bleeding, he races to the nearest coastline
735	2735 If caster is now bleeding, he teleports to his home
736	2736 If caster is now bleeding, he thinks that he's somebody else
737	2737 If caster is now bleeding, he's attacked by a shark
738	2738 If caster is now bleeding, he's forever immune to healing magic
739	2739 If caster is now bleeding, he's immune to fire magic until sunset
740	2740 If caster is now bleeding, he's permanently invisible to goblins
741	2741 If caster is now bleeding, he's reduced to just one hit point
742	2742 If caster is now bleeding, he's restored to full Health
743	2743 If caster is now bleeding, he's stricken mute until he's healed
744	2744 If caster is now bleeding, his blood glows in the dark
745	2745 If caster is now bleeding, his blood is flammable for 2d12 hours
746	2746 If caster is now bleeding, his hair grows 8d12 inches
747	2747 If caster is now bleeding, his weapon is +4 ToHit for 2d12 hours
748	2748 If caster is now bleeding, his weapons vanish until dawn
749	2749 If caster is now bleeding, is base AC is zero for 1d10 hours
750	2750 If caster is now carrying a waterskin, it can hold 10d10 gallons
751	2751 If caster is now carrying a waterskin, it turns into bagpipes
752	2752 If caster is slain by a metal weapon, he can't be resurrected
753	2753 If caster is slain by a metal weapon, he ll rises as a zombie
754	2754 If caster is slain, he awakens the next day fully healed (once)
755	2755 If caster is slain, his killer is 20% likely to take his own life
756	2756 If caster is slain, his killer is universally hailed as a hero
757	2757 If caster is slain, his killer receives 100,000 gold pieces
758	2758 If caster is standing near open flame, he tries to extinguish it
759	2759 If caster is standing near open flame, he tries to ignite himself
760	2760 If caster is struck by an axe, he disgorges a pound of sawdust
761	2761 If caster is struck by an axe, he yells "timber" and falls over
762	2762 If caster is usually shy, he becomes very assertive, & vice versa
763	2763 If caster is wearing a magic ring, brackish slime oozes from it
764	2764 If caster is wearing a magic ring, everyone one nearby hates him
765	2765 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he acquires a new language
766	2766 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he acquires an unusual phobia
767	2767 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he ages 1d100 years until dawn
768	2768 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he ages one year per round
769	2769 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he becomes loudly belligerent
770	2770 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he becomes nocturnal
771	2771 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can breathe underwater
772	2772 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't be harmed by ice
773	2773 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't Detect Magic
774	2774 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't discern True North
775	2775 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't eat while wearing it
776	2776 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't leave this spot
777	2777 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't remove it by himself
778	2778 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't sit until sunrise
779	2779 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can t sleep for 2d10 days
780	2780 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't speak above a whisper
781	2781 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't use it for 1d4 days
782	2782 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't wear any other rings
783	2783 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be an impostor
784	2784 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be enslaved to it
785	2785 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be indestructible
786	2786 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to despise it
787	2787 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to have created it
788	2788 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to have stolen it
789	2789 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he decides that he's a god
790	2790 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he disgorges a large bell
791	2791 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he disgorges one just like it
792	2792 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he feels 1d100° colder
793	2793 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he finds an enormous diamond
794	2794 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he finds another just like it
795	2795 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he forgets how to use it
796	2796 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he founds a bizarre cult
797	2797 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he goes insane for 1d4 days
798	2798 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he grows suspicious of Elves
799	2799 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hasn't eaten in weeks
800	2800 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hates to use it indoors
801	2801 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hates to use it outdoors
802	2802 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he joins a bizarre cult
803	2803 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he misplaces it
804	2804 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he refuses to speak to Dwarves
805	2805 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he regains 2d6 hit points
806	2806 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he rings like a bell
807	2807 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he shrinks by 50% until dawn
808	2808 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he suffers cannibalistic urges
809	2809 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he suspects that it's a fake
810	2810 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks his allies covet it
811	2811 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks it's consuming him
812	2812 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks it's controlling him
813	2813 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks that it's on fire
814	2814 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he throws it 4d6 feet from him
815	2815 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he tries to destroy it
816	2816 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he tries to sever that finger
817	2817 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he uses it whenever possible
818	2818 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he wants to swallow it
819	2819 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he weeps tears of honey
820	2820 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he ll die if he removes it
821	2821 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's accused of sedition
822	2822 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's allergic to it
823	2823 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's attacked by crows
824	2824 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's attacked by scarabs
825	2825 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's blind until he removes it
826	2826 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's declared guilty of heresy
827	2827 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's eager to behead himself
828	2828 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's imprisoned far away
829	2829 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's known to have stolen it
830	2830 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's placed under arrest
831	2831 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's related to the king
832	2832 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's reluctant to use it
833	2833 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's struck by lightning
834	2834 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's swarmed by vermin
835	2835 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's terrified of its power
836	2836 If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's wearing a copy in his nose
837	2837 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his Charisma is 3 until dawn
838	2838 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his Charisma is 18 until dawn
839	2839 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his clothes turn invisible
840	2840 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his clothes turn to lead
841	2841 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his ears and nose fall off
842	2842 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his eyes turn invisible
843	2843 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his fingernails grow 1d4 feet
844	2844 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his hands look like a corpse's
845	2845 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his hands switch wrists
846	2846 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his head turns invisible
847	2847 If caster is wearing a magic ring, his teeth turn to gold
848	2848 If caster is wearing a magic ring, holy water burns his skin
849	2849 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it acquires an odd new ability
850	2850 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it becomes clear like glass
851	2851 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it becomes part of his body
852	2852 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it can't cross moving water
853	2853 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it can t pass through doorways
854	2854 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it derides his magical prowess
855	2855 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it disintegrates upon removal
856	2856 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it explodes upon removal
857	2857 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it has 2X as many charges
858	2858 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it heats to 1,000°
859	2859 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it shines like the sun
860	2860 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it shrinks by 50%
861	2861 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it sprouts dozens of needles
862	2862 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it turns permanently invisible
863	2863 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it turns to lead
864	2864 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it weighs more than he does
865	2865 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it works only 75% of the time
866	2866 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's as brittle as glass
867	2867 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's on someone else's finger
868	2868 If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's suddenly in his stomach
869	2869 If caster is wearing a magic ring, its effect is reversed
870	2870 If caster is wearing a magic ring, its main function is altered
871	2871 If caster is wearing a magic ring, no one takes him seriously
872	2872 If caster is wearing a magic ring, smoke pours from his nostrils
873	2873 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger doubles in length
874	2874 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger turns into a thumb
875	2875 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger turns invisible
876	2876 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand ages 1d100 years
877	2877 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand attacks the other
878	2878 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand becomes gangrenous
879	2879 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand doubles in size
880	2880 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand has Dexterity 18
881	2881 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand has Strength 18/00
882	2882 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is burned to a crisp
883	2883 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is gnarled like wood
884	2884 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is stricken numb
885	2885 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand looks like a claw
886	2886 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand looks like bare bone
887	2887 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand sprouts feathers
888	2888 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns into a foot
889	2889 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns to gold
890	2890 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns to stone
891	2891 If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand's thumb vanishes
892	2892 If caster is wearing a magic ring, the bones in that hand vanish
893	2893 If caster is wearing a magic ring, water is poisonous to him
894	2894 If caster is wearing any armor, he attacks someone nearby
895	2895 If caster is wearing any armor, he removes it as fast as possible
896	2896 If caster is wearing any armor, he teleports to his home
897	2897 If caster is wearing any armor, it teleports to his home
898	2898 If caster is wearing any leather, he moos like a cow until sunset
899	2899 If caster is wearing any leather, he reeks of manure until sunset
900	2900 If caster is wearing gloves, he can't remove them
901	2901 If caster is wearing gloves, he requires no sleep for 1d4 weeks
902	2902 If caster is wearing gloves, they turn into fluffy wool mittens
903	2903 If caster is wearing gloves, they turn into rigid steel
904	2904 If caster kills anyone in the next turn, he also perishes
905	2905 If caster kills anyone in the next turn, he's declared a hero
906	2906 If caster rides a horse in the next 24 hours, it tries to eat him
907	2907 If caster sleeps in his boots, he can never again remove them
908	2908 If caster sleeps in his boots, they begin devouring him tonight
909	2909 If caster stands on a riverbank, he's attacked by crustaceans
910	2910 If caster stands on a riverbank, the bank crumbles beneath him
911	2911 If caster swallows a hot coal, he's 5% likely to turn to diamond
912	2912 If caster swallows a hot coal, it's 10% likely to turn to diamond
913	2913 If caster tells a lie, he giggles
914	2914 If caster tells a lie, he's 40% likely to declare it outright
915	2915 If caster uses Detect Magic, he loses 1d6 hit points
916	2916 If caster uses Detect Magic, he's blinded for 1d10 rounds
917	2917 If caster's carrying a dagger, he throws it at someone nearby
918	2918 If caster's carrying a dagger, he tries to stab himself with it
919	2919 If cut open, caster is found to be a mechanical construct
920	2920 If cut open, caster is found to be completely hollow
921	2921 If cut open, caster is found to be filled with gold coins
922	2922 If cut open, caster is found to be filled with thick red foam
923	2923 If cut open, caster is found to be made of soap
924	2924 If cut open, caster is found to be packed with gunpowder
925	2925 If cut open, caster is found to be stuffed with goose down
926	2926 If cut open, caster is found to be teeming with filthy worms
927	2927 If cut open, caster is found to contain 1d1000 feet of intestine
928	2928 If cut open, caster is found to contain countless glass beads
929	2929 If cut open, caster is found to contain only mildewed straw
930	2930 If cut open, caster is found to contain thousands of bees
931	2931 If cut open, caster is found to contain tiny replicas of himself
932	2932 If cut open, caster is found to house paper-wrapped candies
933	2933 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster abandons magic use
934	2934 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster ages 1d100 years
935	2935 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster becomes a werewolf
936	2936 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster becomes undead
937	2937 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster bursts into flame
938	2938 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster causes a Chaos Burst
939	2939 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster changes sex
940	2940 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster doubles in height
941	2941 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster falls 1d100 feet
942	2942 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster finds a magical ring
943	2943 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gains a new language
944	2944 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gains one level
945	2945 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gets hopelessly lost
946	2946 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster goes berserk
947	2947 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster grows 1d4 extra arms
948	2948 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster grows another head
949	2949 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster has a divine vision
950	2950 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster hears ghostly voices
951	2951 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is badly sunburned
952	2952 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is blind until dawn
953	2953 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is briefly paralyzed
954	2954 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is cloned
955	2955 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is completely healed
956	2956 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is named a heretic
957	2957 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is paralyzed by fear
958	2958 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is thrown 1d100 feet
959	2959 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses 1d8 teeth
960	2960 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses all fear
961	2961 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses all inhibition
962	2962 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses his spellbook
963	2963 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses one level
964	2964 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster no longer needs food
965	2965 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster returns to this spot
966	2966 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster shatters like glass
967	2967 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster suffers no damage
968	2968 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster teleports 2d6 miles
969	2969 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster wins 500 gold pieces
970	2970 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's head explodes
971	2971 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's Strength is halved
972	2972 If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's teeth turn to gold
973	2973 If slain before sunset, caster dissolves into a putrid slush
974	2974 Illusions cast by caster make him 2X as heavy for their duration
975	2975 In matters of barter, caster offers his spellbook first
976	2976 In the next few days, caster unearths a statue of himself
977	2977 Iridescent plumage sprouts from caster's shoulder blades
978	2978 Lightning flashes about the caster's head during battle
979	2979 Lightning is 3% likely to strike the caster on any given day
980	2980 Luxuriant, leafy foliage sprouts from the caster's head
981	2981 Magic items are 10% likely to fail when caster uses them
982	2982 Magic items use charges at 50% normal rate if caster uses them
983	2983 Magical animals seem to mock the caster while he's not looking
984	2984 Magical armor bonuses are 50% likely to fail for the caster
985	2985 Magical armor bonuses no longer work at all for the caster
986	2986 Magical blades that hit the caster apply no magical damage bonus
987	2987 Magical creatures and fantastical animals are invisible to caster
988	2988 Magical creatures ignore and are impervious to the caster
989	2989 Merchants charge the caster 2X as much for their wares
990	2990 Merchants readily identify the caster as a notorious thief
991	2991 Merchants readily identify the caster as a trustworthy customer
992	2992 Meteoritic iron is powerfully toxic to the caster
993	2993 Mocking, spectral voices taunt the caster incessantly
994	2994 Money paid by caster appears to be obviously counterfeit
995	2995 Money paid by caster rapidly depreciates in value
996	2996 Mysterious runes are visible on the caster's skin in moonlight
997	2997 Nearest angry mob identifies caster as its leader
998	2998 Nearest angry mob identifies caster as the cause of its outrage
999	2999 Nearest ant colony begins worshipping the caster as its god
1000	3000 Nearest colony of bees identifies the caster as an enemy

Effect4 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	3001 Nearest colony of bees identifies the caster as its queen
2	3002 Nearest dragon has a vendetta against the caster
3	3003 Nearest dragon urgently desires an audience with the caster
4	3004 Nearest horse has been plotting against the caster for years
5	3005 Nearest horse is ravenously hungry for the caster's flesh
6	3006 Nearest statue animates and begins stalking the caster
7	3007 Nearest tree falls on caster but doesn t make a sound
8	3008 Nearest tree falls on caster, pinning him but not harming him
9	3009 Nearest wizard decides that the caster owes him a favor
10	3010 Nearest wizard thinks that the caster is plotting against him
11	3011 Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically inflict maximum damage
12	3012 Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically inflict minimum damage
13	3013 Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically leave hideous scars
14	3014 Next 1d4 attacks on caster equally affect the attackers
15	3015 Next attack on caster causes him to hallucinate for 1d4 hours
16	3016 Next attack on caster has a +10 ToHit bonus
17	3017 Next attack on caster kills him, but he resurrects at dawn
18	3018 Next attack on caster literally knocks the smile off of his face
19	3019 Next blade to cut the caster vanishes until that wound is healed
20	3020 Next blade to cut the caster will never rust or go dull
21	3021 Next bridge that caster crosses turns to chocolate
22	3022 Next creature slain by caster infects him with a strange disease
23	3023 Next creature slain by caster is avenged by 10d10 kobolds
24	3024 Next creature slain by caster is consumed by flames in 1d8 rounds
25	3025 Next creature slain by caster is resurrected in 1d10 turns
26	3026 Next creature slain by caster places a Geas on him as it dies
27	3027 Next creature slain by caster pursues him as a vengeful undead
28	3028 Next door opened by caster becomes sentient and animated
29	3029 Next door opened by caster can never be closed again
30	3030 Next door opened by caster can never be opened by him again
31	3031 Next door opened by caster causes a pit to open beneath his feet
32	3032 Next door opened by caster causes all of his spells to discharge
33	3033 Next door opened by caster dispels any magic then affecting him
34	3034 Next door opened by caster explodes as a 1d10HD fireball
35	3035 Next door opened by caster explodes in a swarm of searing embers
36	3036 Next door opened by caster falls on him heavily
37	3037 Next door opened by caster floods the room on the opposite side
38	3038 Next door opened by caster gives him a useful bit of information
39	3039 Next door opened by caster hurls him out of the nearest window
40	3040 Next door opened by caster ignites the room on the opposite side
41	3041 Next door opened by caster is thereafter as clear as glass
42	3042 Next door opened by caster knocks him unconscious
43	3043 Next door opened by caster leads directly out of the universe
44	3044 Next door opened by caster leads to a confessional booth
45	3045 Next door opened by caster leads to a courtyard with no doors
46	3046 Next door opened by caster leads to a distant crypt
47	3047 Next door opened by caster leads to a distant mountaintop
48	3048 Next door opened by caster leads to a distant ship on the ocean
49	3049 Next door opened by caster leads to a dragon's nest
50	3050 Next door opened by caster leads to a dragon's treasure horde
51	3051 Next door opened by caster leads to a fabulous ballroom
52	3052 Next door opened by caster leads to a featureless desert
53	3053 Next door opened by caster leads to a filthy and fetid stable
54	3054 Next door opened by caster leads to a hidden oubliette
55	3055 Next door opened by caster leads to a huge monster's stomach
56	3056 Next door opened by caster leads to a long-forgotten vault
57	3057 Next door opened by caster leads to a magical armory
58	3058 Next door opened by caster leads to a meat locker
59	3059 Next door opened by caster leads to a modern bathroom
60	3060 Next door opened by caster leads to a mysterious control room
61	3061 Next door opened by caster leads to a room full of hourglasses
62	3062 Next door opened by caster leads to a sacrificial altar
63	3063 Next door opened by caster leads to a terrible misunderstanding
64	3064 Next door opened by caster leads to a treasury of fabulous wealth
65	3065 Next door opened by caster leads to a vast cornfield
66	3066 Next door opened by caster leads to a vast magical library
67	3067 Next door opened by caster leads to a vast, snow-swept plain
68	3068 Next door opened by caster leads to a vault deep in a coal mine
69	3069 Next door opened by caster leads to a warehouse full of candy
70	3070 Next door opened by caster leads to all manner of confusion
71	3071 Next door opened by caster leads to an enormous wine cellar
72	3072 Next door opened by caster leads to an overflowing sewer
73	3073 Next door opened by caster leads to another plane of existence
74	3074 Next door opened by caster leads to deep within a blazing forest
75	3075 Next door opened by caster leads to goblin barracks
76	3076 Next door opened by caster leads to his home
77	3077 Next door opened by caster leads to interstellar space
78	3078 Next door opened by caster leads to the basement of a brothel
79	3079 Next door opened by caster leads to the bottom of the sea
80	3080 Next door opened by caster leads to the center of a labyrinth
81	3081 Next door opened by caster leads to the center of the universe
82	3082 Next door opened by caster leads to the king's linen closet
83	3083 Next door opened by caster leads to the last door he opened
84	3084 Next door opened by caster leads to the middle of a battlefield
85	3085 Next door opened by caster leads to the mind of a famous actor
86	3086 Next door opened by caster leads to the queen's bedchamber
87	3087 Next door opened by caster leads to the roof of that building
88	3088 Next door opened by caster leads to the room that he just left
89	3089 Next door opened by caster leads to the royal treasury
90	3090 Next door opened by caster leads to the top of a distant volcano
91	3091 Next door opened by caster leads to this location
92	3092 Next door opened by caster leads to tomorrow but not back
93	3093 Next door opened by caster leads to war between 1d4 nations
94	3094 Next door opened by caster locks shut behind him
95	3095 Next door opened by caster opens upon a sanity-damaging vista
96	3096 Next door opened by caster plunges that room into total darkness
97	3097 Next door opened by caster releases a cloud of choking smoke
98	3098 Next door opened by caster restores him to full hit points
99	3099 Next door opened by caster reveals a caterpillar smoking a hookah
100	3100 Next door opened by caster reveals a scene of horrid debauchery
101	3101 Next door opened by caster reveals an unutterably foul monster
102	3102 Next door opened by caster reveals Death on the opposite side
103	3103 Next door opened by caster triggers a Chaos Burst
104	3104 Next door opened by caster turns into a vault door of heavy steel
105	3105 Next enemy to wound caster also Charms him
106	3106 Next enemy to wound caster begins to resemble him
107	3107 Next enemy to wound caster can t harm him for 1d4 days thereafter
108	3108 Next enemy to wound caster disarms himself and runs away
109	3109 Next enemy to wound caster gains one level or hit die
110	3110 Next enemy to wound caster heroically defends him for 1d4 turns
111	3111 Next enemy to wound caster is attacked by vermin
112	3112 Next enemy to wound caster is healed of any current damage
113	3113 Next enemy to wound caster is heavily smeared with bacon grease
114	3114 Next enemy to wound caster is himself restored to full hit points
115	3115 Next enemy to wound caster is teleported to caster's home
116	3116 Next enemy to wound caster is teleported to his own home
117	3117 Next enemy to wound caster is thrown 4d6 hours into the future
118	3118 Next enemy to wound caster sinks into the ground to his knees
119	3119 Next enemy to wound caster suffers an equivalent injury
120	3120 Next enemy to wound caster then attacks his own allies
121	3121 Next enemy wounded by caster becomes an ally for 1d6 rounds
122	3122 Next enemy wounded by caster becomes ethereal for 4d6 hours
123	3123 Next enemy wounded by caster becomes immune to fire
124	3124 Next enemy wounded by caster becomes invisible to caster
125	3125 Next enemy wounded by caster becomes king
126	3126 Next enemy wounded by caster begins to age one year per round
127	3127 Next enemy wounded by caster can no longer see the caster
128	3128 Next enemy wounded by caster contracts some magical disease
129	3129 Next enemy wounded by caster erupts into a cloud of angry wasps
130	3130 Next enemy wounded by caster is attacked by feral cats
131	3131 Next enemy wounded by caster is Healed
132	3132 Next enemy wounded by caster is immune to magic for 2d4 rounds
133	3133 Next enemy wounded by caster is invisible to him, and vice versa
134	3134 Next enemy wounded by caster is suddenly fabulously wealthy
135	3135 Next enemy wounded by caster loses an additional 1d100 hit points
136	3136 Next enemy wounded by caster must Save or change alignment
137	3137 Next enemy wounded by caster must Save or Disintegrate
138	3138 Next enemy wounded by caster teleports 1d100 miles
139	3139 Next enemy wounded by caster teleports to a safe location nearby
140	3140 Next enemy wounded by caster teleports to caster's home
141	3141 Next enemy wounded by caster turns into a two-headed dragon
142	3142 Next enemy wounded by caster turns to stone over 1d10 rounds
143	3143 Next enemy wounded by caster was never born
144	3144 Next enemy wounded by caster will resurrect 24 hours after death
145	3145 Next horse ridden by caster acquires lycanthropy
146	3146 Next horse ridden by caster develops an intense hatred of humans
147	3147 Next horse ridden by caster gains Intelligence equal to his own
148	3148 Next horse ridden by caster is blasted to ashes beneath him
149	3149 Next horse ridden by caster is reconfigured into humanoid shape
150	3150 Next horse ridden by caster runs to the nearest pit and jumps in
151	3151 Next horse ridden by caster sprouts another head facing backwards
152	3152 Next horse ridden by caster sprouts horns like a bull
153	3153 Next horse ridden by caster sprouts two additional pairs of legs
154	3154 Next horse ridden by caster turns hollow and made of wood
155	3155 Next horse ridden by caster turns into a cow
156	3156 Next lycanthrope to attack caster is cured of lycanthropy
157	3157 Next meal prepared by caster can t be digested by mortals
158	3158 Next meal prepared by caster dissolves into a stinking mush
159	3159 Next meal prepared by caster functions as a potion of healing
160	3160 Next meal prepared by caster harms the sanity of any who eat it
161	3161 Next meal prepared by caster has strong anesthetic properties
162	3162 Next meal prepared by caster induces hallucinations in Dwarves
163	3163 Next meal prepared by caster induces insanity for 1d4 hours
164	3164 Next meal prepared by caster induces megalomania in Halflings
165	3165 Next meal prepared by caster induces pyromania in Elves
166	3166 Next meal prepared by caster induces raving paranoia in humans
167	3167 Next meal prepared by caster induces uncontrollable debauchery
168	3168 Next meal prepared by caster induces xenophobia in Gnomes
169	3169 Next meal prepared by caster is lethally toxic to him
170	3170 Next meal prepared by caster is the best meal in all of history
171	3171 Next meal prepared by caster is unpalatable in sunlight
172	3172 Next meal prepared by caster shines as brightly as the sun
173	3173 Next meal prepared by caster tastes strongly of manure
174	3174 Next meal prepared by caster tastes strongly of soap
175	3175 Next missile shot at caster passes in one ear and out the other
176	3176 Next missile shot at caster turns to gold and falls to the ground
177	3177 Next permanent spell cast by caster fails in 1d4 rounds
178	3178 Next permanent spell cast by caster functions only intermittently
179	3179 Next person struck by caster's magic becomes hopelessly drunk
180	3180 Next person struck by caster's magic goes insane for 2d4-1 days
181	3181 Next person struck by caster's magic is stricken blind and deaf
182	3182 Next person to see caster's reflection attacks him immediately
183	3183 Next person to touch the caster acquires illusory leprosy
184	3184 Next person to touch the caster can't speak to him until sunset
185	3185 Next person to touch the caster is dressed just like him
186	3186 Next person to touch the caster is invisible to him for 1d4 days
187	3187 Next person to touch the caster is stricken permanently bald
188	3188 Next person to touch the caster then attacks him for one round
189	3189 Next person to whom caster speaks acquires a phony language
190	3190 Next person to whom caster speaks adopts the caster's voice
191	3191 Next person to whom caster speaks attacks him for 1d6 rounds
192	3192 Next person to whom caster speaks can Command him 1d4 times
193	3193 Next person to whom caster speaks demands 10d10 gold pieces
194	3194 Next person to whom caster speaks develops a stutter until sunset
195	3195 Next person to whom caster speaks disappears until sunset
196	3196 Next person to whom caster speaks forgets who the caster is
197	3197 Next person to whom caster speaks hasn't slept for 2d10 days
198	3198 Next person to whom caster speaks hates him for 1d4 hours
199	3199 Next person to whom caster speaks ignores him for 2d4 hours
200	3200 Next person to whom caster speaks is destined to kill him someday
201	3201 Next person to whom caster speaks is dressed just like him
202	3202 Next person to whom caster speaks is invisible to him until dawn
203	3203 Next person to whom caster speaks is overcome by awful boredom
204	3204 Next person to whom caster speaks is overcome by hunger
205	3205 Next person to whom caster speaks is soaked with icy brine
206	3206 Next person to whom caster speaks is stricken deaf for 2d4 rounds
207	3207 Next person to whom caster speaks is stricken mute until sunset
208	3208 Next person to whom caster speaks is teleported 10d10 feet
209	3209 Next person to whom caster speaks is unable to eat for 1d4 days
210	3210 Next person to whom caster speaks looks just like him until dawn
211	3211 Next person to whom caster speaks mocks him outrageously
212	3212 Next person to whom caster speaks must give him 8d8 gold pieces
213	3213 Next person to whom caster speaks races away at top speed
214	3214 Next person to whom caster speaks regains 1d4 hit points
215	3215 Next person to whom caster speaks shrinks by 25% for 1d4 days
216	3216 Next person to whom caster speaks suspects the caster of heresy
217	3217 Next potion imbibed by caster alerts everyone to his whereabouts
218	3218 Next potion imbibed by caster burns his home to the ground
219	3219 Next potion imbibed by caster cancels any resurrections he's had
220	3220 Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to be Slowed
221	3221 Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to spit out wood chips
222	3222 Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to sprout feathers
223	3223 Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to sprout tentacles
224	3224 Next potion imbibed by caster causes his clothing to disintegrate
225	3225 Next potion imbibed by caster causes his voice to echo ominously
226	3226 Next potion imbibed by caster changes his alignment for 2d8 hours
227	3227 Next potion imbibed by caster changes his sex for its duration
228	3228 Next potion imbibed by caster cures him of any current diseases
229	3229 Next potion imbibed by caster doubles in volume 1d20 times
230	3230 Next potion imbibed by caster enables him to breathe underwater
231	3231 Next potion imbibed by caster enlarges his hands by 50%
232	3232 Next potion imbibed by caster freezes him solid until sunset
233	3233 Next potion imbibed by caster gives him chimp-like proportions
234	3234 Next potion imbibed by caster glues his mouth shut
235	3235 Next potion imbibed by caster has no effect whatsoever
236	3236 Next potion imbibed by caster has only half its normal potency
237	3237 Next potion imbibed by caster has the same effect as the last one
238	3238 Next potion imbibed by caster hurls him 5d10 yards
239	3239 Next potion imbibed by caster induces a fit of spastic coughing
240	3240 Next potion imbibed by caster induces crazed religious fervor
241	3241 Next potion imbibed by caster induces intense vertigo
242	3242 Next potion imbibed by caster induces lycanthropy for 1d4 months
243	3243 Next potion imbibed by caster induces pacifism
244	3244 Next potion imbibed by caster induces phenomenal hallucinations
245	3245 Next potion imbibed by caster induces temporary homicidal rage
246	3246 Next potion imbibed by caster induces uncharacteristic generosity
247	3247 Next potion imbibed by caster inflicts an embarrassing ailment
248	3248 Next potion imbibed by caster is 5% likely to kill him outright
249	3249 Next potion imbibed by caster is 10% likely to last 1d10 years
250	3250 Next potion imbibed by caster is actually a living thing
251	3251 Next potion imbibed by caster is incredibly addictive
252	3252 Next potion imbibed by caster is powerfully emetic
253	3253 Next potion imbibed by caster is pure human blood
254	3254 Next potion imbibed by caster lasts only until he speaks
255	3255 Next potion imbibed by caster makes foliage sprout from his head
256	3256 Next potion imbibed by caster makes gold invisible to him
257	3257 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him -4 to Save vs Fortitude
258	3258 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him a terrific dancer
259	3259 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him age one year per round
260	3260 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him ambidextrous
261	3261 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him blink like a neon sign
262	3262 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him crave raw meat
263	3263 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him forget his name
264	3264 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him forget the past 24 hours
265	3265 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him hate magic for 1d4 days
266	3266 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him hate to answer questions
267	3267 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him horrifyingly ugly
268	3268 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him illiterate for 1d10 days
269	3269 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him invisible for 1d6 turns
270	3270 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him invisible to undead
271	3271 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him levitate 1d10 yards
272	3272 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him look 5d10 years older
273	3273 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him look like an infant
274	3274 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him lose 1d100 pounds
275	3275 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him overwhelmingly beautiful
276	3276 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him profoundly drunk
277	3277 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him see fire all around him
278	3278 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him seem far more charming
279	3279 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him spin rapidly 1d100 times
280	3280 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him sweat blood
281	3281 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think he doesn't exist
282	3282 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's dead
283	3283 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's drowning
284	3284 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's invisible
285	3285 Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that it's poison
286	3286 Next potion imbibed by caster makes his arms and legs invisible
287	3287 Next potion imbibed by caster makes his face invisible
288	3288 Next potion imbibed by caster makes his flesh invisible
289	3289 Next potion imbibed by caster makes his hands and feet invisible
290	3290 Next potion imbibed by caster makes immune to charm-like magic
291	3291 Next potion imbibed by caster makes ink invisible to him
292	3292 Next potion imbibed by caster makes undead invisible to him
293	3293 Next potion imbibed by caster paralyzes his hands until sunset
294	3294 Next potion imbibed by caster reduces him to one hit point
295	3295 Next potion imbibed by caster restores him to full hit points
296	3296 Next potion imbibed by caster reveals any secret doors nearby
297	3297 Next potion imbibed by caster rotates his feet 180°
298	3298 Next potion imbibed by caster sets his hair ablaze
299	3299 Next potion imbibed by caster shrinks his hands by 50%
300	3300 Next potion imbibed by caster snuffs all fires within one mile
301	3301 Next potion imbibed by caster solidifies in his stomach
302	3302 Next potion imbibed by caster strikes him bald for one year
303	3303 Next potion imbibed by caster tastes like lamp oil
304	3304 Next potion imbibed by caster teleports him to his home
305	3305 Next potion imbibed by caster throws him 1d4 days into the future
306	3306 Next potion imbibed by caster triggers a Chaos Burst
307	3307 Next potion imbibed by caster turns him into 1d100 frogs
308	3308 Next potion imbibed by caster turns him into a zombie until dawn
309	3309 Next potion imbibed by caster turns him to vapor for 1d10 rounds
310	3310 Next potion imbibed by caster turns his hands into feet
311	3311 Next potion imbibed by caster turns his head to a cube
312	3312 Next potion imbibed by caster turns his lips and tongue to steel
313	3313 Next potion imbibed by caster turns his skeleton to steel
314	3314 Next potion imbibed by caster turns his skin permanently orange
315	3315 Next potion imbibed by caster turns his speech to gibberish
316	3316 Next potion imbibed by caster works only during every other round
317	3317 Next puddle stepped in by caster drains 1d10 hit points
318	3318 Next puddle stepped in by caster freezes solid around his feet
319	3319 Next puddle stepped in by caster ignites like gasoline
320	3320 Next puddle stepped in by caster is charged with electricity
321	3321 Next puddle stepped in by caster is full of piranha
322	3322 Next puddle stepped in by caster is, to him, 10d10 feet deep
323	3323 Next puddle stepped in by caster makes him think he's drowning
324	3324 Next puddle stepped in by caster renders him briefly invulnerable
325	3325 Next puddle stepped in by caster restores 1d10 hit points
326	3326 Next puddle stepped in by caster soaks him from head to toe
327	3327 Next puddle stepped in by caster teleports him to a puddle nearby
328	3328 Next puddle stepped in by caster throws him 1d20 yards
329	3329 Next puddle stepped in by caster turns to blood
330	3330 Next spell caster casts on himself also affects someone nearby
331	3331 Next spell caster casts on himself flares out of control
332	3332 Next spell caster casts on himself has the opposite effect
333	3333 Next spell caster casts on himself persists for 1d4 days
334	3334 Next spell caster casts on himself takes effect 1d4 days later
335	3335 Next spell caster casts on himself works at 2X normal potency
336	3336 Next spell to hit the caster also renders his head invisible
337	3337 Next spell to hit the caster causes him to glow brightly
338	3338 Next spell to hit the caster leaves him hideously scarred
339	3339 Next spell to hit the caster likewise affects whoever cast it
340	3340 Next spell to hit the caster renders him blind for its duration
341	3341 Next spell to hit the caster takes effect 4d6 hours later
342	3342 Next successful attack upon caster hits a bystander instead
343	3343 Next successful attack upon caster knocks him unconscious
344	3344 Next sword that wounds caster acquires a permanent +2 bonus
345	3345 Next sword that wounds caster heals him for 1d10 hit points
346	3346 Next sword that wounds caster heats to 10d100 degrees
347	3347 Next sword that wounds caster is totally rusted by dawn tomorrow
348	3348 Next sword that wounds caster likewise wounds its wielder
349	3349 Next sword that wounds caster mimics his personality thereafter
350	3350 Next sword that wounds caster must Save or disintegrate
351	3351 Next sword that wounds caster then ignites and burns like paper
352	3352 Next sword that wounds caster turns to gold
353	3353 Next sword that wounds caster vanishes for 1d8 days
354	3354 Next sword that wounds caster was coated with deadly venom
355	3355 Next sword touched by caster gains a +1 ToHit bonus for 4d6 days
356	3356 Next sword touched by caster turns into a crescent wrench
357	3357 Next time caster's restored to full hit points, he shrinks by 50%
358	3358 Next tree touched by caster animates and attacks everyone nearby
359	3359 Next tree touched by caster crumbles to ash in minutes
360	3360 Next wound inflicted by caster can t heal without magic
361	3361 Next wound inflicted upon caster can t be healed magically
362	3362 No animal will allow the caster to ride it
363	3363 No matter how far the caster travels today, he winds up here
364	3364 No more than 60% of caster's body can become invisible at a time
365	3365 No one now within 10 yards of caster can harm him until dawn
366	3366 No one within 100 miles trusts caster enough to lend him money
367	3367 Non-humanoid mammals are invisible to caster
368	3368 Non-humanoid mammals react badly to the caster for 1d10 days
369	3369 Non-magical blades inflict bludgeoning damage upon caster
370	3370 Non-magical rodents are invisible to the caster
371	3371 Objects are more resistant to fire while caster carries them
372	3372 Objects handled by caster can t be made invisible for one year
373	3373 Objects placed in caster's pockets freeze solid in minutes
374	3374 On a successful attack roll, caster must Save or drop his weapon
375	3375 On any given day, caster's left foot is 50% likely to be ethereal
376	3376 On any successful attack roll, caster is still 10% likely to fail
377	3377 Once per day, caster can cause himself to age 1d10 years
378	3378 Once per day, caster can cause his shoes or boots to vanish
379	3379 Once per day, caster can cause his spellbook to ignite
380	3380 Once per day, caster can cause one flash of lightning overhead
381	3381 Once per day, caster can cause one person to lie to him
382	3382 Once per day, caster can cause ten pounds of ice to melt rapidly
383	3383 Once per day, caster can create one loosely-packed snowball
384	3384 Once per day, caster can create up to one pound of cheese
385	3385 Once per day, caster can discern True North with 100% accuracy
386	3386 Once per day, caster can dry a soaking wet, shirt-sized garment
387	3387 Once per day, caster can eliminate rust from one sword or helmet
388	3388 Once per day, caster can locate the most valuable jewel nearby
389	3389 Once per day, caster can locate the nearest holy symbol
390	3390 Once per day, caster can locate the nearest locked door
391	3391 Once per day, caster can locate the nearest potable alcohol
392	3392 Once per day, caster can locate the nearest unrefined iron ore
393	3393 Once per day, caster can make his clothes vanish for 1d10 rounds
394	3394 Once per day, caster can make someone briefly forget his name
395	3395 Once per day, caster can pull a big, ripe turnip from the ground
396	3396 Once per day, caster can purify up to one gallon of water
397	3397 Once per day, caster can read a new language for 1d4 rounds
398	3398 Once per day, caster can read any written language for 1d4 rounds
399	3399 Once per day, caster can render glass opaque for 1d4 hours
400	3400 Once per day, caster can stab himself with a dagger without harm
401	3401 Once per day, caster can teleport up to one foot per level
402	3402 Once per day, caster can totally ignore one attack against him
403	3403 Once per day, caster can turn his hands ethereal for 1d6 rounds
404	3404 Once per day, caster can turn his hands invisible for 1d10 rounds
405	3405 Once per day, caster can turn his head 360° at the neck, unharmed
406	3406 Once per day, caster can turn his teeth invisible for 10 minutes
407	3407 Once per day, caster can turn invisible for up to three minutes
408	3408 Once per week, caster can appear to be a foot taller for one hour
409	3409 Once per week, caster can appear to be half his age for two hours
410	3410 Once per week, caster can cause all nearby to forget his name
411	3411 Once per week, caster can cause his hair to grow 1d4 inches
412	3412 Once per week, caster can create 1d20 gallons of salt water
413	3413 Once per week, caster can disgorge an ice cube one foot on a side
414	3414 Once per week, caster can freeze up to one gallon of water
415	3415 Once per week, caster can hold his breath for a full hour
416	3416 Once per week, caster can ignore one fire-based spell cast at him
417	3417 Once per week, caster can instantly snuff one campfire
418	3418 Once per week, caster can join any two pieces of non-living wood
419	3419 Once per week, caster can kill all small insects within 10 feet
420	3420 Once per week, caster can levitate for 1d4 rounds
421	3421 Once per week, caster can locate any artifacts within one mile
422	3422 Once per week, caster can locate the nearest magical animal
423	3423 Once per week, caster can locate the nearest magical blade
424	3424 Once per week, caster can magically create a tasty meal for four
425	3425 Once per week, caster can negate magical bonuses for 1d4 rounds
426	3426 Once per week, caster can open any non-magical lock by touch
427	3427 Once per week, caster can open one locked door by sneezing at it
428	3428 Once per week, caster can render one cooked meal uncooked
429	3429 Once per week, caster can shed and regrow 1d10 fingernails
430	3430 Once per week, caster can speak only in rhyme for one hour
431	3431 Once per week, caster can speak with horses for up to 1d10 rounds
432	3432 Once per week, caster can strip one tree of all leaves
433	3433 Once per week, caster can summon 1d20 cockroaches
434	3434 Once per week, caster can summon 1d4 pigeons or sparrows
435	3435 Once per week, caster can teleport his spellbook up to 1d4 miles
436	3436 Once per week, caster can teleport up to 10 feet per level
437	3437 Once per week, caster can turn one nearby magical blade invisible
438	3438 Once per week, caster can untie one knot without touching it
439	3439 Once per week, caster can walk on water, up to 5 yards per level
440	3440 Once per week, caster must cast one damaging spell on himself
441	3441 Once per week, caster throws a tantrum lasting 1d4 rounds
442	3442 One of caster's arms acquires malevolent intelligence
443	3443 One of caster's arms adopts the color and texture of brick
444	3444 One of caster's arms appears to be stripped of all flesh
445	3445 One of caster's arms becomes as limber as a snake
446	3446 One of caster's arms becomes undead
447	3447 One of caster's arms can be removed for up to 1d4 turns per day
448	3448 One of caster's arms can t be cut by magical blades
449	3449 One of caster's arms disappears until sunset tomorrow
450	3450 One of caster's arms ignites
451	3451 One of caster's arms is as pale as an albino's
452	3452 One of caster's arms is encased in a tight steel sheath
453	3453 One of caster's arms is impervious to magical cold
454	3454 One of caster's arms is only an illusion
455	3455 One of caster's arms is scarred as though badly burned by acid
456	3456 One of caster's arms now juts from the center of his chest
457	3457 One of caster's arms oozes fetid slime
458	3458 One of caster's arms resembles a small, gnarled branch
459	3459 One of caster's arms shrivels to a dry husk
460	3460 One of caster's arms sprouts dozens of tiny, ugly feelers
461	3461 One of caster's arms turns to solid silver
462	3462 One of caster's eyes bulges like a fish eye
463	3463 One of caster's eyes doubles in size
464	3464 One of caster's eyes doubles in size; the other shrinks by 50%
465	3465 One of caster's eyes glows with infernal radiance
466	3466 One of caster's feet disintegrates
467	3467 One of caster's feet is replaced by an off-balance wheel
468	3468 One of caster's feet reforms into a perfect sphere
469	3469 One of caster's feet refuses to come anywhere near the other
470	3470 One of caster's hands doubles in size; the other shrinks by 50%
471	3471 One of caster's hands is as durable as steel
472	3472 One of caster's hands is green and scaly like a lizard's claw
473	3473 One of caster's hands is susceptible to rust
474	3474 One of caster's hands turns into an eagle's talon
475	3475 One of caster's knees locks whenever nimble footwork is required
476	3476 One of caster's pockets accesses a small box in his home
477	3477 One side of caster's body adopts a mirror-bright sheen
478	3478 One side of caster's body ages 2X as fast as the other
479	3479 One side of caster's body appears to be naked by firelight
480	3480 One side of caster's body changes color each hour
481	3481 One side of caster's body is as hairy as an ape
482	3482 One side of caster's body is blurred as if seen through ice
483	3483 One side of caster's body is immune to magic cast by him
484	3484 One side of caster's body is immune to normal missiles
485	3485 One side of caster's body is invulnerable to fire
486	3486 One side of caster's body is paralyzed for 1d4 rounds
487	3487 One side of caster's body is rendered invisible for 1d4 weeks
488	3488 One side of caster's body looks like a photo negative
489	3489 One side of caster's body shrinks by 10%
490	3490 People journey for miles to beseech the caster for healing
491	3491 People journey for miles to study magic under the caster
492	3492 People journey for miles to touch the hem of caster's garment
493	3493 People journey for miles to voice grievances against the caster
494	3494 People not in the caster's presence tend to forget about him
495	3495 Powerful jets of air blow from the caster's ears
496	3496 Predators react to the caster as if he were a small rabbit
497	3497 Railroad tracks run straight from here to the caster's home
498	3498 Rapturous shrieks fill the air when caster removes a hat
499	3499 Raw meat is invisible to the caster
500	3500 Right now, caster can teleport up to 1d10 miles one time
501	3501 Rocks and boulders express a vague fondness for the caster
502	3502 Rope breaks 2X as readily while the caster is using it
503	3503 Rope is 2X as strong while the caster is using it
504	3504 Scavengers and carrion birds react to caster as if he were dead
505	3505 Short, bony spikes sprout from caster's knuckles
506	3506 Small objects carried by caster seem 10X as heavy to him
507	3507 Smoke billows from the caster's head as from a coal chimney
508	3508 Some deity has a personal vendetta against the caster
509	3509 Some deity takes a personal interest in the caster's life
510	3510 Some subterranean race annexes caster's home
511	3511 Some subterranean race declares a holy war against the caster
512	3512 Some subterranean race declares that the caster is one of them
513	3513 Some subterranean race declares the caster its patron saint
514	3514 Some unseen entity wipes the smile off of the caster's face
515	3515 Someone nearby vanishes; in 2d6 rounds the caster disgorges him
516	3516 Someone very dear to the caster doesn't really exist
517	3517 Someone very dear to the caster is discovered to be undead
518	3518 Something about the caster makes people suspect that he's dying
519	3519 Something about the caster makes people unlikely to trust him
520	3520 Sometime in the next turn, the caster punches an ally in the nose
521	3521 Sometime in the next turn, the caster races into a nearby forest
522	3522 Spell works normally, but caster loses 1d4 spells from memory
523	3523 Spell works normally; next casting automatically causes a Burst
524	3524 The bones of caster's arms and legs can't be broken
525	3525 The clothes caster is wearing makes him dangerous overconfident
526	3526 The clothes caster is wearing makes him feel intensely cold
527	3527 The Fireball spell won t function within 100 yards of caster
528	3528 The ground beneath caster's feet flows like water for 1d4 rounds
529	3529 The ground beneath caster's feet is alive for 1d4 hours
530	3530 The ground beneath caster's feet sinks a depth 2X his height
531	3531 The ground beneath caster's feet swirls like a whirlpool
532	3532 The ground beneath caster's feet turns to living human flesh
533	3533 The left and right sides of caster's body hate each other
534	3534 The next spell used against caster automatically fails
535	3535 The pages of caster's spellbook are indestructible
536	3536 The pages of caster's spellbook are invisible; ink on them is not
537	3537 The pages of caster's spellbook are replaced with gold leaf
538	3538 The pages of caster's spellbook flap as though in a strong breeze
539	3539 The pages of caster's spellbook turn to thin sheets of bacon
540	3540 The pages of caster's spellbook turn to thin sheets of steel
541	3541 The presence of undead causes caster to giggle like a fool
542	3542 The rear half of caster's body appears to be made of glass
543	3543 The rear half of caster's body is invisible
544	3544 The spell cast most recently upon caster is retroactively undone
545	3545 The wreckage of a sunken warship appears in caster's home
546	3546 The wreckage of caster's home is strewn across the countryside
547	3547 Thick clouds of acrid steam issue from the ground near the caster
548	3548 Thick clouds of steam constantly billow from the caster's skin
549	3549 Thunder rumbles overhead whenever caster's blood is spilled
550	3550 To the caster, everyone appears to be sweating profusely
551	3551 To the caster, everyone looks and sounds exactly like him
552	3552 To the caster, everyone looks and sounds exactly like him
553	3553 To the caster, everyone smells like a rotting corpse
554	3554 To the caster, the weather always appears overcast and gloomy
555	3555 To the caster, the weather always appears to be the same
556	3556 Tomorrow, caster can speak all languages until noon
557	3557 Tomorrow, caster can speak only a bizarre, esoteric language
558	3558 Tomorrow, caster can t be injured by magical weapons until sunset
559	3559 Tomorrow, caster finds 1d100 statues of himself in hideous poses
560	3560 Tomorrow, caster finds a book detailing his complete dissection
561	3561 Tomorrow, caster finds a jar containing 1d20 tiny elephants
562	3562 Tomorrow, caster finds a key to a lock that doesn't yet exist
563	3563 Tomorrow, caster finds a key to that mysterious door in his home
564	3564 Tomorrow, caster finds a lab holding many lifeless clones of him
565	3565 Tomorrow, caster finds a legendary sword & loses it the next day
566	3566 Tomorrow, caster finds a piece of anachronistic technology
567	3567 Tomorrow, caster finds a ruby as large as his head
568	3568 Tomorrow, caster finds a secret Gate to the Astral Plane
569	3569 Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of counterfeit rubies
570	3570 Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of diamonds
571	3571 Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of scorpions
572	3572 Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of strong acid
573	3573 Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of teeth
574	3574 Tomorrow, caster finds a tunnel that leads to his home
575	3575 Tomorrow, caster finds a vial containing a viscous salve
576	3576 Tomorrow, caster finds his own badly-decomposed corpse
577	3577 Tomorrow, caster finds what looks like his own severed head
578	3578 Tomorrow, caster forms an alliance with a long-hated enemy
579	3579 Tomorrow, caster has absolutely no desire to use magic
580	3580 Tomorrow, caster is unable to cast magic before noon
581	3581 Tomorrow, caster meets a priest who places a Geas upon him
582	3582 Tomorrow, caster meets an immortal desperate and unable to die
583	3583 Tomorrow, caster meets and insults the avatar of some deity
584	3584 Tomorrow, caster meets his long-lost and malevolent twin
585	3585 Tomorrow, caster meets his mentor, who expresses disapproval
586	3586 Tomorrow, caster meets someone claiming to have sold the world
587	3587 Tomorrow, caster meets someone claiming to own the caster's soul
588	3588 Tomorrow, caster meets someone convinced that he doesn't exist
589	3589 Tomorrow, caster meets someone desperate to be his bodyguard
590	3590 Tomorrow, caster meets someone desperate to become the caster
591	3591 Tomorrow, caster meets someone on the verge of becoming a god
592	3592 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who calls humans a delicacy
593	3593 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can command demons
594	3594 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can remove his own heart
595	3595 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can remove his skin at will
596	3596 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims the caster killed him
597	3597 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be haunting him
598	3598 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be him
599	3599 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be his father
600	3600 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be his grandchild
601	3601 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who foretells a bleak fate for him
602	3602 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who has vowed to murder him
603	3603 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who names the caster his heir
604	3604 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who offers him his firstborn son
605	3605 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who offers to sell him an artifact
606	3606 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who owes him a lot of money
607	3607 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who tries to eat his eyes
608	3608 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who wants to buy his pancreas
609	3609 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who's 100% immune to magic
610	3610 Tomorrow, caster meets someone who's plotting to kill the king
611	3611 Tomorrow, caster meets someone whom caster knows to be dead
612	3612 Tomorrow, caster meets someone whom he owes a lot of money
613	3613 Tomorrow, caster meets someone whose existence is impossible
614	3614 Tomorrow, caster meets someone with the secret of immortality
615	3615 Tomorrow, caster meets the alchemist who created him
616	3616 Tomorrow, caster must Save vs Will once per hour or combust
617	3617 Tomorrow, caster saves the life of a notorious villain
618	3618 Tomorrow, caster saves the life of someone important
619	3619 Tomorrow, caster saves the life whom fate has decreed must die
620	3620 Tomorrow, caster thinks he's awakened from a centuries-long sleep
621	3621 Tomorrow, caster thinks that magic no longer functions
622	3622 Tomorrow, caster uncovers a well-funded plot against his life
623	3623 Tomorrow, caster unknowingly snubs a powerful spellcaster
624	3624 Tomorrow, caster vanishes at dawn and reappears at sunset
625	3625 Tomorrow, caster wakes 2d10 miles from where he fell asleep
626	3626 Tomorrow, caster wakes and gives apparently divine prophecy
627	3627 Tomorrow, caster wakes as if he's spent a month in the desert
628	3628 Tomorrow, caster wakes at this location
629	3629 Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that all of his allies are dead
630	3630 Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he must return to his home
631	3631 Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's just been created
632	3632 Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's just been resurrected
633	3633 Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's murdered his allies
634	3634 Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's slept for 2d10 years
635	3635 Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that his limbs are mechanical
636	3636 Tomorrow, caster wakes covered in pungent, glowing moss
637	3637 Tomorrow, caster wakes early and races back to this location
638	3638 Tomorrow, caster wakes embarrassingly drunk
639	3639 Tomorrow, caster wakes in a coil of dried and sinuous vines
640	3640 Tomorrow, caster wakes in a full-length body cast
641	3641 Tomorrow, caster wakes in the branches of a tall tree
642	3642 Tomorrow, caster wakes on the bank of the River Styx
643	3643 Tomorrow, caster wakes reeking of garlic and raw meat
644	3644 Tomorrow, caster wakes seated in the throne of the nearest king
645	3645 Tomorrow, caster wakes standing atop a tall pole
646	3646 Tomorrow, caster wakes standing in a barrel of chum
647	3647 Tomorrow, caster wakes to find that 1d4 days have passed
648	3648 Tomorrow, caster wakes unable to stand until he casts a spell
649	3649 Tomorrow, caster wakes where he awoke this morning
650	3650 Tomorrow, caster wakes with a mouthful of mud from a cemetery
651	3651 Tomorrow, caster wakes with mysterious tattoos all over his body
652	3652 Tomorrow, caster wakes with no memory of the previous day
653	3653 Tomorrow, caster wakes wrapped in disease-ridden blankets
654	3654 Trees and bushes express open hostility toward the caster
655	3655 Ugly thorns sprout from the caster's cheekbones
656	3656 Undead have commandeered caster's home while he's been away
657	3657 Undead skeletons react to caster as if he were one of them
658	3658 Undead tend to ignore the caster until he acts against them
659	3659 Undead tend to laugh in the caster's presence
660	3660 Vile tentacles sprout from the caster's face
661	3661 Viscous pus oozes from the caster's orifices until sunset
662	3662 Water feels like acid to the caster but doesn't actually harm him
663	3663 Water splashes from caster's footfalls for the next 1d12 hours
664	3664 Water trickles from caster's elbows for 1d4 hours
665	3665 Weight-affecting spells make the caster weigh 2X as much as iron
666	3666 Well-funded liars slander caster's conduct in a war decades past
667	3667 Whatever caster is wearing is a synthetic copy of the real thing
668	3668 When caster dies, 10d10 voles burst from his corpse
669	3669 When caster dies, a small religious cult starts worshipping him
670	3670 When caster dies, a Chaos Burst occurs: roll again at that time
671	3671 When caster dies, he can't be resurrected for 1d12 months
672	3672 When caster dies, he's discovered to have died centuries ago
673	3673 When caster dies, he's found to have been remotely controlled
674	3674 When caster dies, he's quickly impersonated by a doppelganger
675	3675 When caster dies, his allies deny that they ever knew him
676	3676 When caster dies, his corpse appears riddled by gunfire
677	3677 When caster dies, his corpse attacks the nearest Elf
678	3678 When caster dies, his corpse disgorges 10d1000 gallons of water
679	3679 When caster dies, his corpse giggles maniacally for 1d4 hours
680	3680 When caster dies, his corpse is dismembered and scattered
681	3681 When caster dies, his corpse is dragged away by goblins
682	3682 When caster dies, his corpse is elected to public office
683	3683 When caster dies, his corpse melts like a snowman
684	3684 When caster dies, his corpse runs shrieking through a nearby town
685	3685 When caster dies, his corpse shatters into countless fragments
686	3686 When caster dies, his corpse swells to 1d6 times normal size
687	3687 When caster dies, his corpse turns to densely packed salt
688	3688 When caster dies, his corpse turns to solid bronze
689	3689 When caster dies, his corpse weighs as much as lead
690	3690 When caster dies, his heart assumes a life of its own
691	3691 When caster dies, his killer is thrown 1d20 days into the future
692	3692 When caster dies, his last word is "Rosebud"
693	3693 When caster dies, his name becomes synonymous with treachery
694	3694 When caster dies, his skeleton turns to glass
695	3695 When caster dies, his skull turns to wood
696	3696 When caster dies, his spellbook burns to cinders in 1d4 rounds
697	3697 When caster dies, his veins are discovered to be filled with gold
698	3698 When caster dies, some random person nearby dies as well
699	3699 When caster dies, the first person to touch his corpse also dies
700	3700 When caster dies, the nearest town is evacuated
701	3701 When caster dies, the nearest tree falls on his corpse
702	3702 When caster dies, the sky turns blood red for 2d4-1 days
703	3703 When caster dies, violent riots break out in the nearest town
704	3704 When caster is angry, a small snake slithers out of his ear
705	3705 When caster is angry, he foams at the mouth like a rabid dog
706	3706 When caster is angry, he turns bright green
707	3707 When caster is angry, his face appears scarred and deformed
708	3708 When caster is angry, his face appears to glisten with slime
709	3709 When caster is angry, his head appears to be a bare skull
710	3710 When caster is angry, insects appear to swarm over his face
711	3711 When caster is angry, steam billows from his nostrils
712	3712 When caster is surprised, he randomly teleports 1d4 yards
713	3713 When caster is surprised, his head briefly doubles in size
714	3714 When caster is surprised, his head spins 360°
715	3715 When caster next casts this spell, he becomes hopelessly lost
716	3716 When caster next casts this spell, he feels overwhelming deja vu
717	3717 When caster next casts this spell, he teleports to this spot
718	3718 When caster next casts this spell, he's attacked by squirrels
719	3719 When caster next casts this spell, he's paralyzed until sunset
720	3720 When caster next casts this spell, he's stricken with Confusion
721	3721 When caster next casts this spell, his age temporarily doubles
722	3722 When caster next casts this spell, his clothing attacks him
723	3723 When caster next casts this spell, his clothing freezes solid
724	3724 When caster next casts this spell, his clothing turns to cheese
725	3725 When caster next casts this spell, the winter solstice occurs
726	3726 When caster next draws blood, a large pit opens beneath him
727	3727 When caster next draws blood, he disgorges 1d10 gallons of blood
728	3728 When caster next draws blood, he laughs like a demon
729	3729 When caster next draws blood, he leaps 4d6 hours into the future
730	3730 When caster next draws blood, he loses 2d10 hit points
731	3731 When caster next draws blood, he must Save or fall unconscious
732	3732 When caster next draws blood, he regains 1d10 hit points
733	3733 When caster next draws blood, he suffers an equivalent wound
734	3734 When caster next draws blood, he teleports 1d100 yards
735	3735 When caster next draws blood, he's addicted to the taste of blood
736	3736 When caster next draws blood, he's attacked by rabid bats
737	3737 When caster next draws blood, he's restored to full hit points
738	3738 When caster next draws blood, he's stricken mute until sunrise
739	3739 When caster next draws blood, his eyes blaze with flame
740	3740 When caster next draws blood, his weapon turns to steam
741	3741 When caster next draws blood, rain immediately begins to fall
742	3742 When caster next draws blood, thunder rumbles in the distance
743	3743 When caster next enters a building, he teleports onto its roof
744	3744 When caster next enters a building, his clothes catch fire
745	3745 When caster next enters a lake, any boats nearby turn invisible
746	3746 When caster next enters a lake, he blasphemes some ocean god
747	3747 When caster next enters a lake, he decides to become amphibious
748	3748 When caster next enters a lake, he discovers a small island
749	3749 When caster next enters a lake, he emerges draped with seaweed
750	3750 When caster next enters a lake, he encounters a lady with a sword
751	3751 When caster next enters a lake, he encounters a tentacled monster
752	3752 When caster next enters a lake, he finds 1d4 valuable pearls
753	3753 When caster next enters a lake, he has visions of a sunken city
754	3754 When caster next enters a lake, he spouts water like a whale
755	3755 When caster next enters a lake, he suffers severe hypothermia
756	3756 When caster next enters a lake, he teleports to a different lake
757	3757 When caster next enters a lake, he's 30% likely to become a fish
758	3758 When caster next enters a lake, he's attacked by sharks
759	3759 When caster next enters a lake, he's attacked by turtles
760	3760 When caster next enters a lake, he's befriended by otters
761	3761 When caster next enters a lake, he's caught in a fisherman's net
762	3762 When caster next enters a lake, he's covered with barnacles
763	3763 When caster next enters a lake, he's hit by 2d8 harpoons
764	3764 When caster next enters a lake, he's mistaken for a sea monster
765	3765 When caster next enters a lake, he's sucked up into a waterspout
766	3766 When caster next enters a lake, he's swept toward the sea
767	3767 When caster next enters a lake, he's thrown to the opposite shore
768	3768 When caster next enters a lake, his clothing inflates
769	3769 When caster next enters a lake, his clothing vanishes
770	3770 When caster next enters a lake, his feet turn into duck's feet
771	3771 When caster next enters a lake, his hands and feet grow webbing
772	3772 When caster next enters a lake, his home is completely flooded
773	3773 When caster next enters a lake, his pockets fill with sodium
774	3774 When caster next enters a lake, it becomes 2X as deep
775	3775 When caster next enters a lake, it drains dry in 1d4 rounds
776	3776 When caster next enters a lake, it turns from fresh to salt-water
777	3777 When caster next enters a lake, it's covered by two inches of ice
778	3778 When caster next enters a lake, it's heavily stocked with trout
779	3779 When caster next enters a lake, night falls immediately
780	3780 When caster next enters a lake, someone nearby starts to drown
781	3781 When caster next enters a town, a huge festival takes place
782	3782 When caster next enters a town, he finds a magical scroll
783	3783 When caster next enters a town, he violates community standards
784	3784 When caster next enters a town, he's imprisoned for murder
785	3785 When caster next enters a town, he's named as its patron saint
786	3786 When caster next enters a town, he's quickly arrested for heresy
787	3787 When caster next enters a town, he's quickly elected mayor
788	3788 When caster next enters a town, he's recognized as a vampire
789	3789 When caster next enters a town, he's sold into slavery
790	3790 When caster next enters a town, his spellbook is confiscated
791	3791 When caster next enters a town, it secedes from the kingdom
792	3792 When caster next enters a town, it's attacked by goblins
793	3793 When caster next enters a town, it's besieged by orcs
794	3794 When caster next enters a town, it's overrun by feral dogs
795	3795 When caster next enters a town, it's renamed after him
796	3796 When caster next enters a town, its population doubles
797	3797 When caster next enters a town, martial law is declared
798	3798 When caster next enters a town, the king orders it destroyed
799	3799 When caster next enters a town, violent riots break out
800	3800 When caster next enters his home, 1d4 exterior walls vanish
801	3801 When caster next enters his home, 1d4 weeks pass in 1d4 rounds
802	3802 When caster next enters his home, a small hill rises beneath it
803	3803 When caster next enters his home, any curses upon him are lifted
804	3804 When caster next enters his home, he ages 1d10 years
805	3805 When caster next enters his home, he ages 1d10 years
806	3806 When caster next enters his home, he doubts he's ever lived there
807	3807 When caster next enters his home, he falls unconscious
808	3808 When caster next enters his home, he finds 1d100+100 gold pieces
809	3809 When caster next enters his home, he finds a secret trapdoor
810	3810 When caster next enters his home, he finds a troll in residence
811	3811 When caster next enters his home, he finds another spellbook
812	3812 When caster next enters his home, he finds his clone in residence
813	3813 When caster next enters his home, he finds it completely empty
814	3814 When caster next enters his home, he forgets how to exit again
815	3815 When caster next enters his home, he gains one level
816	3816 When caster next enters his home, he is healed of all damage
817	3817 When caster next enters his home, he loses a point of Wisdom
818	3818 When caster next enters his home, he loses any memorized spells
819	3819 When caster next enters his home, he must evict 2d10 squatters
820	3820 When caster next enters his home, he realizes it's made of coral
821	3821 When caster next enters his home, he recognizes nothing within it
822	3822 When caster next enters his home, he teleports to this location
823	3823 When caster next enters his home, he's attacked by kobolds
824	3824 When caster next enters his home, he's blinded for 4d12 hours
825	3825 When caster next enters his home, he's convinced it isn't his
826	3826 When caster next enters his home, he's drafted into the military
827	3827 When caster next enters his home, he's visited by solicitors
828	3828 When caster next enters his home, he's visited by three ghosts
829	3829 When caster next enters his home, his age is reduced by 3d4 years
830	3830 When caster next enters his home, his bed combusts violently
831	3831 When caster next enters his home, his clothes burst into flame
832	3832 When caster next enters his home, his clothes turn to stone
833	3833 When caster next enters his home, it becomes indestructible
834	3834 When caster next enters his home, it becomes steamy like a sauna
835	3835 When caster next enters his home, it doubles its current size
836	3836 When caster next enters his home, it drifts slowly out to sea
837	3837 When caster next enters his home, it falls into a heap of sawdust
838	3838 When caster next enters his home, it gains an additional level
839	3839 When caster next enters his home, it migrates 1d20 miles
840	3840 When caster next enters his home, it sinks into the ground
841	3841 When caster next enters his home, it turns invisible from within
842	3842 When caster next enters his home, it turns to glass
843	3843 When caster next enters his home, it's been thoroughly cleaned
844	3844 When caster next enters his home, it's buried by an avalanche
845	3845 When caster next enters his home, it's buried by volcanic ash
846	3846 When caster next enters his home, it's encircled by a deep moat
847	3847 When caster next enters his home, it's flattened by a meteor
848	3848 When caster next enters his home, it's infested with vermin
849	3849 When caster next enters his home, it's swept away by a tidal wave
850	3850 When caster next enters his home, it's totally refurbished
851	3851 When caster next enters his home, its doors and windows vanish
852	3852 When caster next enters his home, monsters reside under the bed
853	3853 When caster next enters his home, someone's eaten his porridge
854	3854 When caster next enters his home, the doors & windows fuse shut
855	3855 When caster next enters his home, the floor vanishes
856	3856 When caster next enters his home, the magistrate condemns it
857	3857 When caster next enters his home, the roof ignites
858	3858 When caster next kills someone, he appears in that person's home
859	3859 When caster next kills someone, he must Save vs Fortitude or die
860	3860 When caster next kills someone, that person quickly resurrects
861	3861 When caster next opens his spellbook, he's attacked by a shark
862	3862 When caster next says his name, 2d6 fish leap from his mouth
863	3863 When caster next says his name, a bird flies into his mouth
864	3864 When caster next says his name, he learns it's not his real name
865	3865 When caster next says his name, he promptly forgets his name
866	3866 When caster next says his name, his mouth is sealed shut
867	3867 When caster next teleports, he arrives bound and gagged
868	3868 When caster next teleports, he arrives fully Healed
869	3869 When caster next touches money, he triggers a Chaos Burst
870	3870 When caster next triggers a Burst, he teleports to this location
871	3871 When caster next triggers a Burst, its effect is irreversible
872	3872 When caster next uses magic, 2d4 zombies appear and attack him
873	3873 When caster next uses magic, all vegetation within 10 yards dies
874	3874 When caster next uses magic, all within one mile know about it
875	3875 When caster next uses magic, an ice statue of him appears nearby
876	3876 When caster next uses magic, any gold he's carrying vanishes
877	3877 When caster next uses magic, cold water sprays from his ears
878	3878 When caster next uses magic, he and his allies are drenched
879	3879 When caster next uses magic, he becomes drunk for 1d4 hours
880	3880 When caster next uses magic, he becomes invisible to his allies
881	3881 When caster next uses magic, he disgorges 2d6 large clay bricks
882	3882 When caster next uses magic, he loses 3d4 hit points
883	3883 When caster next uses magic, he must Save or fall unconscious
884	3884 When caster next uses magic, he reeks of sulfur for 1d10 hours
885	3885 When caster next uses magic, he teleports 10d10 yards randomly
886	3886 When caster next uses magic, he teleports into a nearby building
887	3887 When caster next uses magic, he thinks that he's at death's door
888	3888 When caster next uses magic, he's 5% likely to lose one level
889	3889 When caster next uses magic, he's 10% likely to die outright
890	3890 When caster next uses magic, he's shunned by other magic users
891	3891 When caster next uses magic, he's thrown back to this moment
892	3892 When caster next uses magic, his clone appears nearby
893	3893 When caster next uses magic, his clone teleports to his home
894	3894 When caster next uses magic, his clothes turn to paper
895	3895 When caster next uses magic, his hands double in size
896	3896 When caster next uses magic, his hands freeze solid
897	3897 When caster next uses magic, his nearest ally falls unconscious
898	3898 When caster next wears a hat, he's targeted for assassination
899	3899 When caster opens his spellbook, he's shrouded by darkness
900	3900 When caster opens his spellbook, thunder rumbles overhead
901	3901 When caster teleports, he arrives 1d4 miles from the destination
902	3902 When caster teleports, he arrives 2d4 hours later than expected
903	3903 When caster teleports, he arrives blinded for 1d6 rounds
904	3904 When caster teleports, he arrives in an embarrassing posture
905	3905 When caster teleports, he arrives invisible
906	3906 When caster teleports, he arrives ravenously hungry
907	3907 When caster teleports, he arrives upside down
908	3908 When caster teleports, he arrives with half of his gear missing
909	3909 When caster teleports, only 95% + 1d10% of his body is teleported
910	3910 When caster tells a falsehood, he confesses it to everyone nearby
911	3911 When caster uses Mirror Image, 10X the number of Images appear
912	3912 When caster uses Mirror Image, he can't tell which image is real
913	3913 When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like demons
914	3914 When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like infants
915	3915 When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like skeletons
916	3916 When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like the target
917	3917 When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look nothing like him
918	3918 When caster's blood is next spilled, he ages 5d10 years
919	3919 When caster's blood is next spilled, he can't speak for 1d4 turns
920	3920 When caster's blood is next spilled, he's blinded for 1d4 rounds
921	3921 When next struck by magic, caster becomes spotted like a leopard
922	3922 When next struck by magic, caster disgorges 1d4 pounds of gravel
923	3923 When next struck by magic, caster falls 6d10 feet
924	3924 When next struck by magic, caster is carried aloft by a pigeons
925	3925 When next struck by magic, caster sprouts wool from his arms
926	3926 When next struck by magic, caster triggers a Chaos Burst
927	3927 When reduced to one hit point, caster ages 2d10 years
928	3928 When reduced to one hit point, caster can see invisible objects
929	3929 When reduced to one hit point, caster flees, panic-stricken
930	3930 When reduced to one hit point, caster flies into a berserk fury
931	3931 When reduced to one hit point, caster is stricken mute
932	3932 When reduced to one hit point, caster suffers wild hallucinations
933	3933 When reduced to one hit point, caster teleports 2d20 yards
934	3934 When reduced to one hit point, caster teleports to his home
935	3935 When reduced to one hit point, caster turns invisible until dawn
936	3936 When reduced to one hit point, caster turns to iron until sunset
937	3937 When seen from behind, caster appears to be bleeding profusely
938	3938 When seen from behind, caster appears to be on fire
939	3939 When seen from behind, caster's torso is riddled with large holes
940	3940 When struck by magic, caster briefly appears to be made of chrome
941	3941 When struck by magic, caster briefly appears to be made of wood
942	3942 When struck by magic, caster feels the urge to reveal a secret
943	3943 When struck by magic, caster flies into a berserker rage
944	3944 When struck by magic, caster is 10% likely to be caked in grime
945	3945 When struck by magic, caster is covered by ashes and soot
946	3946 When struck by magic, caster sings raucous songs for 1d4 rounds
947	3947 When struck by magic, caster temporarily inflates like a balloon
948	3948 Whenever caster casts a spell, a spotlight illuminates him
949	3949 Whenever caster casts a spell, an invisible bronze gong is rung
950	3950 Whenever caster casts a spell, electricity crackles in his hair
951	3951 Whenever caster casts a spell, ghostly laughter echoes in the air
952	3952 Whenever caster casts a spell, he appears to explode
953	3953 Whenever caster casts a spell, he becomes light as a feather
954	3954 Whenever caster casts a spell, he experiences profound remorse
955	3955 Whenever caster casts a spell, he feels overwhelming euphoria
956	3956 Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears glass breaking everywhere
957	3957 Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears loud, discordant music
958	3958 Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears the laments of the damned
959	3959 Whenever caster casts a spell, he must Save or be knocked down
960	3960 Whenever caster casts a spell, he must Save or shrink by 20%
961	3961 Whenever caster casts a spell, he suffers crippling stage fright
962	3962 Whenever caster casts a spell, he thinks that he ages 1d10 years
963	3963 Whenever caster casts a spell, he whistles like a teapot
964	3964 Whenever caster casts a spell, he's 10% likely to pass out
965	3965 Whenever caster casts a spell, he's haunted by cryptic warnings
966	3966 Whenever caster casts a spell, his bones glow visibly in his body
967	3967 Whenever caster casts a spell, his clothes are glazed with frost
968	3968 Whenever caster casts a spell, his ears shine like the sun
969	3969 Whenever caster casts a spell, his feet swell by 10%
970	3970 Whenever caster casts a spell, his spellbook must Save or combust
971	3971 Whenever caster casts a spell, one of his hands grows by 25%
972	3972 Whenever caster casts a spell, someone far away vows to kill him
973	3973 Wherever caster walks, he sounds like he's on a squeaky floor
974	3974 While caster is invisible, a faint outline can still be seen
975	3975 While caster sleeps, he appears to be a perfect cube
976	3976 While caster sleeps, he appears to melt like a wax dummy
977	3977 While caster sleeps, he freezes solid but thaws before waking
978	3978 While caster sleeps, his allies must Save or forget who he is
979	3979 While caster sleeps, his arms and legs retract into his torso
980	3980 While caster sleeps, his body is translucent
981	3981 While caster sleeps, his body retracts into his head
982	3982 While caster sleeps, his clothing and gear are invisible
983	3983 While caster sleeps, his head appears detached from his body
984	3984 While caster sleeps, his head retracts into his body
985	3985 While caster sleeps, his whole body contracts into a small ball
986	3986 While caster sleeps, luminous moths flutter over his body
987	3987 While caster sleeps, mysterious runes hover over his head
988	3988 While caster sleeps, rodents bring him sacrificial offerings
989	3989 While caster sleeps, thousands of insects swarm over his body
990	3990 While indoors, caster appears to be 5% larger
991	3991 While indoors, caster feels as if he's dragging heavy chains
992	3992 While indoors, caster feels as if he's in a blazing desert
993	3993 While indoors, caster feels as if he's on a ship's deck
994	3994 While indoors, caster feels as if he's on windswept tundra
995	3995 While standing on a riverbank, caster is invisible to amphibians
996	3996 While walking, caster sounds as if he's wearing full plate armor
997	3997 Woodland creatures openly mock the caster and call him a coward
998	3998 Woodland creatures react to the caster as if he's one of them
999	3999 Woodland creatures react violently to the caster's presence
1000	4000 Zombies can't come within 10 feet of the caster for 1d4 days

Effect5 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	4001 1d8 of target's fingers reappear elsewhere on his body
2	4002 A handful of small glass marbles tumble from the target's nose
3	4003 A heavy chain runs the entire length of target's alimentary canal
4	4004 A nearby but invisible heckler pummels the target with tomatoes
5	4005 A nearby tree animates and swears allegiance to the target
6	4006 A nearby tree becomes ravenously carnivorous and attacks target
7	4007 A nearby tree bends down and hurls the target like a catapult
8	4008 A nearby tree sprays its bark at the target, briefly blinding him
9	4009 A second, identical skeleton appears in the target's body
10	4010 A small fire blazes harmlessly in the target's mouth
11	4011 A tall picket fence encircles the target
12	4012 A tentacle slithers from a nearby cave to grasp the target
13	4013 A vital organ is ripped from target's body for 1d100 damage
14	4014 All of target's belongings are compressed into a tiny cube nearby
15	4015 All of target's belongings are seized by the local magistrate
16	4016 All of target's belongings are transported beyond the horizon
17	4017 All of target's belongings were stolen by a vengeful wizard
18	4018 All of target's belongings were stolen from a vengeful wizard
19	4019 All that the target has ever done was really done by someone else
20	4020 All voices sound alike to the target for 5d6 days
21	4021 All within 100 yards with a missile weapon fire it at the target
22	4022 Ambient temperature always feels 50° colder to target
23	4023 Ambient temperature rises 10° when target is angry
24	4024 An earthen duplicate of the target rises up and attacks him
25	4025 An earthen duplicate of the target wants to take his place
26	4026 An evergreen sprouts from target's chest while he sleeps tonight
27	4027 An item carried by target discharges a Chaos Burst when next used
28	4028 An item carried by target explodes for 3d10 hit points of damage
29	4029 An item carried by target is widely sought for its healing powers
30	4030 An item carried by target releases narcotic vapors when next used
31	4031 Any attack on target appears not to injure him, even if it does
32	4032 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage acquires intelligence
33	4033 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage acquires intelligence
34	4034 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage also injects a poison
35	4035 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage disappears forever
36	4036 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage gains a +1 bonus
37	4037 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage gets stuck in him
38	4038 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage is briefly weightless
39	4039 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage must Save or shatter
40	4040 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage rapidly corrodes
41	4041 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage turns clear as glass
42	4042 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage turns to gold
43	4043 Any blade hitting target for maximum damage vanishes until sunset
44	4044 Any bludgeon that hits the target is 10% likely to shatter
45	4045 Any bludgeon that hits the target is thereafter +4 ToHit him
46	4046 Any bludgeon that hits the target sprays water like a fountain
47	4047 Any bludgeon that hits the target turns to sponge as it does so
48	4048 Any clothing or armor now worn by target ages 100 years per round
49	4049 Any clothing or armor now worn by target is fireproof until dawn
50	4050 Any clothing or armor now worn by target is soaked with tree sap
51	4051 Any clothing or armor now worn by target shrinks by 30%
52	4052 Any coins that target is now carrying double in value
53	4053 Any coins that target is now carrying shrink by 50%
54	4054 Any coins that target is now carrying turn to cheese
55	4055 Any coins that target is now carrying weigh 100 pounds each
56	4056 Any fire damage suffered by target equally affects someone nearby
57	4057 Any fire damage suffered by target inflicts 2X normal damage
58	4058 Any fire damage suffered by target is delayed for 3d4 rounds
59	4059 Any fire damage suffered by target leaves cryptic scars
60	4060 Any gems now carried by target are cursed against him
61	4061 Any gold now carried by target belongs to a dragon
62	4062 Any gold now carried by target combusts like tinder
63	4063 Any jewelry that target is wearing heats to 500°
64	4064 Any magic items carried by the target glow like embers until dawn
65	4065 Any metal now in target's possession becomes intensely magnetic
66	4066 Any metal now in target's possession heats to its melting point
67	4067 Any metal now in target's possession is as fragile as glass
68	4068 Any metal now in target's possession is highly flammable
69	4069 Any metal now in target's possession is transparent like glass
70	4070 Any metal now in target's possession is water soluble until dawn
71	4071 Any metal now in target's possession turns to lead
72	4072 Any metal now in target's possession turns to mercury
73	4073 Any metal target is now carrying reverts to raw ore
74	4074 Any metal weapons that wound the target are dulled for 1d4 rounds
75	4075 Any metal weapons that wound the target are hurled 1d8 yards away
76	4076 Any metal weapons that wound the target vanish for 1d4 rounds
77	4077 Any missile weapon hitting the target inflicts triple damage
78	4078 Any missile weapon hitting the target instantly combusts
79	4079 Any missile weapon hitting the target is 10% likely to take root
80	4080 Any missile weapon hitting the target suddenly triples in weight
81	4081 Any missile weapons now carried by target are badly warped
82	4082 Any missile weapons now carried by target have 10X normal range
83	4083 Any missile weapons now carried by target have a +1 ToHit bonus
84	4084 Any missile weapons now carried by target have his name on them
85	4085 Any missiles fired at target are affected by Reverse Gravity
86	4086 Any missiles fired at target are blown off course by high winds
87	4087 Any missiles fired at target instantly sprout wings and fly away
88	4088 Any missiles fired at target leave colorful trails in the air
89	4089 Any missiles fired at target sound like thunder when they hit
90	4090 Any missiles fired at target turn invisible if they hit him
91	4091 Any missiles fired near target orbit him like satellites
92	4092 Any missiles fired near target shriek as they fly through the air
93	4093 Any nearby undead attack the target exclusively for 1d10 rounds
94	4094 Any nearby undead defend the target to the best of their ability
95	4095 Any nearby undead howl wildly and race toward the target
96	4096 Any nearby undead now look disturbingly like the target
97	4097 Any nearby undead obey the target for 1d8 rounds
98	4098 Any open wounds the target now has are welded closed like metal
99	4099 Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target are full of blood
100	4100 Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target are interconnected
101	4101 Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target double in volume
102	4102 Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target dump their contents
103	4103 Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target combusts
104	4104 Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target is fireproof
105	4105 Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target is rain-soaked
106	4106 Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target turns to steel
107	4107 Any part of target not covered by clothing appears to be skeletal
108	4108 Any part of target not covered by clothing is badly sunburned
109	4109 Any part of target not covered by clothing is forever invisible
110	4110 Any part of target not covered by clothing turns bright orange
111	4111 Any part of target now covered by clothing is covered in blisters
112	4112 Any part of target now covered by clothing is fireproof
113	4113 Any part of target now covered by clothing is forever invisible
114	4114 Any part of target now covered by clothing is hideously scarred
115	4115 Any spells cast in target's presence seem to originate from him
116	4116 Any successful attack on target is 2% likely to kill him
117	4117 Any successful attack on target is 10% likely to fail outright
118	4118 Any successful attack on target will leave hideous scars
119	4119 Any undead now within 10 yards of target attack him until slain
120	4120 Any undead now within 10 yards of target combust
121	4121 Any undead now within 10 yards of target gain an extra hit die
122	4122 Any undead now within 10 yards of target vanish or are destroyed
123	4123 Any water elemental touching or touched by target freezes solid
124	4124 Any water elemental touching or touched by target heats to 200°
125	4125 Any water elemental touching or touched by target is set ablaze
126	4126 Any water elemental touching or touched by target splits in two
127	4127 Any water now in contact with target's body freezes solid
128	4128 Any water now in contact with target's body is poisonous to him
129	4129 Any water now in contact with target's body turns to glue
130	4130 Any water now in contact with target's body turns to lamp oil
131	4131 Any water now in contact with target's body turns to mud
132	4132 Any water now in contact with target's body turns to stone
133	4133 Any wooden weapons that wound the target are invisible until dawn
134	4134 Any wooden weapons that wound the target become heavy as lead
135	4135 Any wooden weapons that wound the target burst into flame
136	4136 Any wooden weapons that wound the target must Save or shatter
137	4137 Any wooden weapons that wound the target turn to steel until dawn
138	4138 Any wooden weapons that wound the target vanish until he's dead
139	4139 Anyone cutting target with a blade ages 1d10 years until sunset
140	4140 Anyone cutting target with a blade briefly turns orange
141	4141 Anyone cutting target with a blade can t sleep for 1d4 days
142	4142 Anyone cutting target with a blade can't speak to him until dawn
143	4143 Anyone cutting target with a blade feels heartwarming glee
144	4144 Anyone cutting target with a blade feels incredible hunger
145	4145 Anyone cutting target with a blade feels momentarily dizzy
146	4146 Anyone cutting target with a blade feels overwhelming dread
147	4147 Anyone cutting target with a blade feels the same amount of pain
148	4148 Anyone cutting target with a blade feels unsettling dØjà vu
149	4149 Anyone cutting target with a blade gets an electric shock
150	4150 Anyone cutting target with a blade has awful dreams for one week
151	4151 Anyone cutting target with a blade immediately apologizes for it
152	4152 Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly blinded
153	4153 Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly invisible
154	4154 Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly rendered mute
155	4155 Anyone cutting target with a blade is paralyzed for 1d4 rounds
156	4156 Anyone cutting target with a blade is soaked with goat's milk
157	4157 Anyone cutting target with a blade is soaked with his own blood
158	4158 Anyone cutting target with a blade loses one hit point
159	4159 Anyone cutting target with a blade suffers visions of damnation
160	4160 Anyone cutting target with a blade teleports 1d6 feet
161	4161 Anyone cutting target with a blade thinks he's an ally
162	4162 Anyone cutting target with a blade thinks the target is immortal
163	4163 Anyone cutting target with a blade vanishes for 1d4 rounds
164	4164 Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of debauchery
165	4165 Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of his own death
166	4166 Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of the hereafter
167	4167 Anyone looking into the target's ear suffers intense vertigo
168	4168 Anyone nearby when target is wounded applauds for 1d4 rounds
169	4169 Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or begin weeping
170	4170 Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or flee in panic
171	4171 Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or pass out
172	4172 Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon hits the target with it
173	4173 Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon is invisible to the target
174	4174 Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon offers it to the target
175	4175 Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon throws it at the target
176	4176 Anyone nearby with a drawn blade attacks target for 1d4 rounds
177	4177 Anyone nearby with a drawn blade can't use it against the target
178	4178 Anyone nearby with a drawn blade races away from the target
179	4179 Anyone nearby with a drawn blade shouts the target's name
180	4180 Anyone slain by target's weapon can never be resurrected
181	4181 Anyone touching the target in the next turn adopts his name
182	4182 Anyone touching the target in the next turn is briefly paralyzed
183	4183 Anyone touching the target in the next turn loses 1d10 hit points
184	4184 Anyone touching the target in the next turn suffers severe burns
185	4185 Anyone who wounds the target is 5% likely to kill him outright
186	4186 Anyone who wounds the target must Save or age 1d10 years
187	4187 Anyone who wounds the target must Save or be equally wounded
188	4188 Anyone who wounds the target must Save or disarm themselves
189	4189 Anyone who wounds the target must Save or fall unconscious
190	4190 Anyone who wounds the target must Save or sink into the ground
191	4191 Anyone who wounds the target must Save or teleport 1d4 miles
192	4192 Anyone who wounds the target must Save or temporarily shrink 25%
193	4193 Armor is always invisible while worn by the target
194	4194 As target is wounded more severely, he's less likely to sense it
195	4195 At any crossroads, target feels utterly lost
196	4196 At any crossroads, target is inclined to turn back
197	4197 At any crossroads, target is inclined to turn left
198	4198 At any crossroads, target is stricken with indecision
199	4199 At dawn tomorrow, all record and memory of target is lost
200	4200 At dawn tomorrow, demonic hordes mount a quest against the target
201	4201 At dawn tomorrow, target is abducted by an undead horde
202	4202 At dawn tomorrow, target must Save or age 1d1000 years
203	4203 At each sunset, target is 20% likely to age 1d20 years instantly
204	4204 At some point in every battle, target wholly disarms himself
205	4205 Beacon-bright light shines from target's palms during combat
206	4206 Beacon-bright light shines from the soles of the target's feet
207	4207 Beacon-bright light shines from the target's principal weapon
208	4208 Beacon-bright light shines from the top of the target's head
209	4209 Bits of gristle tumble from the target's mouth while he speaks
210	4210 Bits of hardened resin tumble constantly from target's ears
211	4211 Blades are magically blunted while the target wields them
212	4212 Blades are unbreakable while the target wields them
213	4213 Blades seem cumbersome and awkward while the target wields them
214	4214 Blades seem to have basic intelligence while target wields them
215	4215 Both of target's arms are now on the same side of his body
216	4216 Both of target's arms jut from the same shoulder
217	4217 Bright flames consume the target's clothing for 1d10 rounds
218	4218 Bright flames dance harmlessly over target's body for 1d10 rounds
219	4219 Bright flames ripple harmlessly along target's limbs for 1d4 days
220	4220 Bright flames surround the target harmlessly for 2d10 rounds
221	4221 Colored streamers shoot from target's ears for 2d6 rounds
222	4222 Colored streamers shoot from target's nostrils
223	4223 Colorful smoke spews from target's every orifice for 2d10 rounds
224	4224 Condensation endlessly forms upon and drips from target
225	4225 Countless glass shards slash at the target for 1d6 rounds
226	4226 Countless glass shards whirl around the target for 1d6 rounds
227	4227 Countless tiny moths flutter about the target's head
228	4228 Countless tiny, colorful orbs swirl harmlessly around the target
229	4229 Creatures Summoned in target's presence are abominations
230	4230 Creatures Summoned in target's presence are clear like glass
231	4231 Creatures Summoned in target's presence are immune to fire
232	4232 Creatures Summoned in target's presence are old and decrepit
233	4233 Creatures Summoned in target's presence beg him for mercy
234	4234 Creatures Summoned in target's presence have only 1 hit point
235	4235 Creatures Summoned in target's presence obey him unswervingly
236	4236 Creatures Summoned in target's presence refuse to attack him
237	4237 Creatures Summoned in target's presence seem to be made of stone
238	4238 Creatures Summoned in target's presence strongly resemble him
239	4239 Creatures Summoned in target's presence worship him as a god
240	4240 Dew and condensation inspire fear in the target
241	4241 Dozens of tiny glass slivers fall harmlessly from target's mouth
242	4242 During any combat round, target is 3% likely to die outright
243	4243 During any combat round, target is 5% likely to flee in panic
244	4244 During any combat round, target is 10% likely to be invisible
245	4245 During any combat round, target is 50% likely to be very drunk
246	4246 During battle, target experiences distracting hallucinations
247	4247 During battle, target hears overpoweringly loud calliope music
248	4248 During battle, target perceives thick, acrid smoke all around him
249	4249 During battle, target quacks like an enormous duck
250	4250 During battle, target repeatedly chants a naughty limerick
251	4251 During battle, target's allies are invisible to him
252	4252 During battle, target's allies can't speak to him
253	4253 During battle, target's allies don t recognize him
254	4254 During battle, target's clothes and gear are invisible
255	4255 During battle, target's clothes appear to burst into flame
256	4256 During battle, target's clothes billow with foul smoke
257	4257 During battle, target's clothes moan like ghosts
258	4258 During battle, target's ears flap like a bird's wings
259	4259 During battle, target's flesh, hair, and gear turn white as snow
260	4260 During battle, target's hands appear to be shrouded in flame
261	4261 During battle, target's head is henceforth invisible
262	4262 During battle, target's heartbeat is audible to all nearby
263	4263 Each day, target can become an illusion for 1d4 rounds
264	4264 Each day, target can command 1d4 non-magical bears
265	4265 Each day, target can see through the caster's eyes for 1d4 turns
266	4266 Each day, target can turn his skin invisible for up to one hour
267	4267 Each day, target can turn into a horse for up to 1d4 hours
268	4268 Each day, target can walk on water up to 100 yards
269	4269 Each day, target is 10% likely to lose one finger or toe
270	4270 Each day, target is immune to one electrical attack
271	4271 Each day, target is struck by lightning but is basically unharmed
272	4272 Each day, target must eat at least one medium-sized candle
273	4273 Each day, target must eat at least one sheet of parchment
274	4274 Each day, target's body varies from 10% to 80% transparency
275	4275 Each day, target's skin is a different vibrant color
276	4276 Each of target's feet acquires argumentative intelligence
277	4277 Each of target's feet is chained to his neck
278	4278 Each of target's feet tries to race away in a different direction
279	4279 Each of target's feet weighs as much as the rest of his body
280	4280 Each of target's hands fuses to the opposite elbow
281	4281 Each time target is injured, a gold coin appears in his mouth
282	4282 Each time target is injured, he must Save or fall unconscious
283	4283 Each time target is injured, he must Save or go blind
284	4284 Each time target is injured, howls like a wolf
285	4285 Each time target opens his mouth, a small toad leaps out of it
286	4286 Each time target opens his mouth, another tooth turns invisible
287	4287 Each time target opens his mouth, he hears eerie music nearby
288	4288 Each time target opens his mouth, nearby birds fall silent
289	4289 Electricity crackles in target's clothing when he's angry
290	4290 Electricity crackles in target's skin as he makes an attack
291	4291 Electricity crackles in the air around the target for 1d4 days
292	4292 Electricity crackles in the ground wherever the target steps
293	4293 Electricity crackles in the target's hair for 1d8 hours
294	4294 Electricity crackles in the target's hair when he uses magic
295	4295 Electricity crackles through the target's body for 1d8 rounds
296	4296 Electricity crackles visibly along target's weapon during combat
297	4297 Every few rounds a spider crawls from target's mouth
298	4298 Every other day, the target is 20% likely to shrink by 10%
299	4299 Every other day, the target is 30% likely to be mute
300	4300 Every other day, the target is 5d10 years older than his true age
301	4301 Every other day, the target radiates strongly of alteration magic
302	4302 Every rat in the kingdom follows the target for 2d6 days
303	4303 Every spell cast nearby in the next 1d6 rounds strikes the target
304	4304 Every spell cast nearby is immediately obvious to the target
305	4305 Everyone knows that the target has no real martial prowess
306	4306 Everyone knows that the target is a powerful demon in disguise
307	4307 Everyone knows that the target's head is completely hollow
308	4308 Everyone knows that the target's skeleton is made of gold
309	4309 Everyone now within 10 yards of target attacks him for 1d4 rounds
310	4310 Everyone now within 10 yards of target ignores him for 1d4 hours
311	4311 Everyone now within 10 yards of target is disarmed
312	4312 Everyone now within 10 yards of target is invisible to him
313	4313 Everyone now within 10 yards of target is knocked down
314	4314 Everyone now within 10 yards of target is stricken bald
315	4315 Everyone now within 10 yards of target must Save or pass out
316	4316 Everyone now within 10 yards of target shouts his name
317	4317 Everyone who knows the target's name fears him for 3d10 rounds
318	4318 Everyone who knows the target's name forgets what he looks like
319	4319 Everyone who knows the target's name owes him 1d4 gold pieces
320	4320 Everyone who knows the target's name thinks his name is Twinkles
321	4321 Everyone whom target owes money demands repayment in full, now
322	4322 Everyone within 100 yards adopts the target's name
323	4323 Everyone within 100 yards feels intense hatred toward the target
324	4324 Everyone within 100 yards gives a gold piece to the target
325	4325 Everyone within 100 yards is invisible to the target until sunset
326	4326 Everyone within 100 yards races toward the target at top speed
327	4327 Everyone within 100 yards teleports 10d10 yards away from target
328	4328 Everyone within 100 yards teleports to the target's home
329	4329 Everyone within 100 yards thinks the target is about to explode
330	4330 Everyone within 100 yards thinks the target is undead
331	4331 Everything now worn or carried by target becomes sickly green
332	4332 Everything now worn or carried by target is strewn about the area
333	4333 Everything that target is now carrying is imperfectly duplicated
334	4334 Exertion makes target exhale black smoke like a steam engine
335	4335 Fire is intensely beautiful and attractive to the target
336	4336 Fire is invisible to the target
337	4337 Foliage grows wildly beneath the target's feet, entangling him
338	4338 For 1d10 rounds, magic doesn't work within 100 yards of target
339	4339 For 1d10 rounds, ordinary wood smoke is highly toxic to target
340	4340 For 1d10 rounds, target can t be affected by any magic items
341	4341 For 1d4 days, target can t speak to anyone now within 10 yards
342	4342 For 1d4 days, target can t speak to anyone who knows his name
343	4343 For one week, target can t be healed by any magical means
344	4344 For one week, target can t be injured by members of his species
345	4345 Glowing coals appear to be moving within the target's skin
346	4346 Half of target's body begins aging backwards, one year per day
347	4347 Half of target's body is affected by Reverse Gravity
348	4348 Half of target's body is badly burned, the other half frostbitten
349	4349 Half of target's body is indestructible for 2d4 days
350	4350 Half of target's body is infected with lycanthropy
351	4351 Half of target's body polymorphs into some kind of animal
352	4352 Half of target's body resembles half of the caster's body
353	4353 Half of target's body shrinks by 25%
354	4354 Half of target's body suffers from advanced leprosy
355	4355 Half of target's body turns invisible while in direct sunlight
356	4356 Half of target's fingers are permanently invisible
357	4357 Half of target's head appears to be made of crystal
358	4358 Half of target's head appears to be made of metal
359	4359 Half of target's head appears to be stripped of flesh
360	4360 Half of target's head explodes, killing him messily
361	4361 Half of target's head is covered in fine gold scales
362	4362 Half of target's head is covered in fragrant blue moss
363	4363 Half of target's head vanishes, but he's basically unharmed
364	4364 Half of target's limbs become donkey's limbs
365	4365 Hundreds of blood-red worms course from the target's nostrils
366	4366 Hundreds of small ice chips tumble from target's ears
367	4367 Hundreds of wasps swarm the target whenever he draws a weapon
368	4368 If an ally kills target today, he ll resurrect at dawn tomorrow
369	4369 If an ally kills target today, target explodes as a 50HD fireball
370	4370 If an arrow hits the target in the next 1d3 rounds, he explodes
371	4371 If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he doubles in size
372	4372 If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he turns to glass
373	4373 If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he's fully healed
374	4374 If next attack on target causes maximum damage, he dies
375	4375 If next attack on target causes maximum damage, his attacker dies
376	4376 If next attack on target causes maximum damage, the moon vanishes
377	4377 If next attack on target causes maximum damage, winter begins now
378	4378 If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target becomes an undead
379	4379 If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target combusts violently
380	4380 If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target is fully healed
381	4381 If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target melts like butter
382	4382 If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target shatters like glass
383	4383 If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target shrinks by 75%
384	4384 If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target turns invisible
385	4385 If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target turns to steam
386	4386 If reduced to five or fewer hit points, target attacks himself
387	4387 If reduced to five or fewer hit points, target goes berserk
388	4388 If reduced to one hit point, target becomes a lich
389	4389 If reduced to one hit point, target is Healed but loses one level
390	4390 If struck by Dispel Magic, target ceases to exist for 1d10 rounds
391	4391 If struck by Dispel Magic, target is rendered squeaky clean
392	4392 If struck by Dispel Magic, target loses 1d100 hit points
393	4393 If struck by Dispel Magic, target's skeleton disintegrates
394	4394 If target attempts to teleport, his nervous system stays behind
395	4395 If target disembowels himself, he's 10% likely to become a god
396	4396 If target draws a weapon, he can t sheathe it again for 4d6 hours
397	4397 If target draws a weapon, he can t sheathe it until he's wounded
398	4398 If target draws a weapon, he can't use it for 1d4 rounds
399	4399 If target draws a weapon, it's 5% likely to shatter outright
400	4400 If target eats raw meat, he bleeds from the ears for 4d4 rounds
401	4401 If target eats raw meat, he has visions of a possible future
402	4402 If target eats raw meat, he has visions of his own death
403	4403 If target eats raw meat, he succumbs to voracious bloodlust
404	4404 If target eats raw meat, he's thrown into the nearest river
405	4405 If target eats raw meat, it increases in volume by a factor of 10
406	4406 If target eats raw meat, it turns to hot ashes in his stomach
407	4407 If target has a shield, it becomes fused to his arm
408	4408 If target has a shield, it claps shut on his arm like a clamshell
409	4409 If target has a shield, it now weighs 500 pounds
410	4410 If target has a shield, it vanishes, taking his arm with it
411	4411 If target has any charged magic items, they discharge on him
412	4412 If target has any charged magic items, they turn to wood
413	4413 If target has any charged magic items, they re fully recharged
414	4414 If target has any charged magic items, they re inert until dawn
415	4415 If target has any leather, he sprouts horns like a bull
416	4416 If target has any leather, he's soaked with lamp oil
417	4417 If target has any leather, it rots over 1d10 rounds
418	4418 If target has any leather, the cows that yielded it seek revenge
419	4419 If target has slain anyone recently, he goes insane until dawn
420	4420 If target has slain anyone recently, he's attacked by vultures
421	4421 If target is aware of any poison nearby, he begins shrieking
422	4422 If target is aware of any poison nearby, he thinks it's delicious
423	4423 If target is aware of any poison nearby, he tries to ingest it
424	4424 If target is aware of any poison nearby, he's immune to it
425	4425 If target is beheaded, a spectacular lightshow ensues
426	4426 If target is beheaded, a winged horse springs from his neck-stump
427	4427 If target is beheaded, anyone nearby is stricken blind for 1 turn
428	4428 If target is beheaded, he grows a new head facing backwards
429	4429 If target is beheaded, he grows a new head just like the caster's
430	4430 If target is beheaded, he's 10% likely to possess his slayer
431	4431 If target is beheaded, he's 40% likely to grow a new head
432	4432 If target is beheaded, his blood turns to very strong acid
433	4433 If target is beheaded, his body combusts and races to the horizon
434	4434 If target is beheaded, his body defends his slayer for 2d10 turns
435	4435 If target is beheaded, his body deflates like a balloon
436	4436 If target is beheaded, his body seeks political office
437	4437 If target is beheaded, his body still lives a long and happy life
438	4438 If target is beheaded, his body tries to behead his slayer
439	4439 If target is beheaded, his head becomes undead
440	4440 If target is beheaded, his head bounces away like a rubber ball
441	4441 If target is beheaded, his head explodes as a 10HD fireball
442	4442 If target is beheaded, his head floats away like a balloon
443	4443 If target is beheaded, his head rolls to the highest mountaintop
444	4444 If target is beheaded, his head speaks prophecy for 1d4 rounds
445	4445 If target is beheaded, his head turns to solid gold
446	4446 If target is beheaded, his slayer disgorges 1d6 gallons of blood
447	4447 If target is beheaded, his slayer is Stunned for 1d4 hours
448	4448 If target is beheaded, his slayer must Save vs Will or go insane
449	4449 If target is beheaded, his slayer receives 10d1000 gold pieces
450	4450 If target is beheaded, his slayer then tries to behead himself
451	4451 If target is beheaded, lightning bolts discharge from his neck
452	4452 If target is beheaded, no one now nearby can ever be resurrected
453	4453 If target is beheaded, two identical heads sprout from his neck
454	4454 If target is carrying a magical weapon, he loses 1d8 hit points
455	4455 If target is carrying a magical weapon, he regains 1d8 hit points
456	4456 If target is carrying a magical weapon, it is burned to slag
457	4457 If target is carrying a magical weapon, it mimics his personality
458	4458 If target is carrying a pouch, he tries to climb into it
459	4459 If target is carrying a pouch, it becomes a small Bag of Holding
460	4460 If target is carrying a pouch, it contains 1d100 gold pieces 4461
461	If target is carrying a pouch, it inflates like a hot air balloon 4462 If
462	target is carrying any food, he turns into a werewolf
463	4463 If target is carrying any gold, he can hurl one 10HD fireball
464	4464 If target is carrying any gold, he changes alignment until sunset
465	4465 If target is carrying any gold, he's struck by lightning
466	4466 If target is carrying any water, it becomes toxic to him
467	4467 If target is carrying any wood, he attempts to devour it
468	4468 If target is carrying any wood, it explodes into fiery splinters
469	4469 If target is carrying any wood, it smolders until sunset
470	4470 If target is carrying any wood, it turns to sawdust
471	4471 If target is carrying rope, he ties himself to a nearby tree
472	4472 If target is carrying rope, he winds it tightly about his neck
473	4473 If target is carrying rope, it can't be cut by non-magical means
474	4474 If target is carrying rope, it threads itself through his flesh
475	4475 If target is currently injured he begins aging one year per round
476	4476 If target is cut by a metal weapon, he loses 2d10 gold pieces
477	4477 If target is cut by a metal weapon, he won't heal naturally
478	4478 If target is cut by a metal weapon, his limbs turn invisible
479	4479 If target is cut by a metal weapon, it sizzles violently
480	4480 If target is cut by a metal weapon, that injury quickly rusts
481	4481 If target is cut by a metal weapon, that weapon quickly rusts
482	4482 If target is now bleeding, fire can t harm him for 2d4 days
483	4483 If target is now bleeding, he begins to drown as though submerged
484	4484 If target is now bleeding, he's hereafter susceptible to rust
485	4485 If target is now bleeding, his weapon is +4 for 2d4 hours
486	4486 If target is now bleeding, the ground at his feet heats to 500°
487	4487 If target is now carrying any food, he contracts advanced leprosy
488	4488 If target is now carrying any food, he loses 1d100 hit points
489	4489 If target is now carrying any food, he teleports 2d10 miles
490	4490 If target is now standing, he can't sit or lie down for 8d6 hours
491	4491 If target is now standing, he levitates helplessly for 2d8 rounds
492	4492 If target is now standing, he's now standing on tall stilts
493	4493 If target is now standing, his legs double in length
494	4494 If target is now wet, he suffers sudden heat exhaustion
495	4495 If target is slain by a blade, he can never be resurrected
496	4496 If target is slain by fire, he explodes as a 20HD fireball
497	4497 If target is slain by fire, he resurrects in 1d4 days
498	4498 If target is slain by fire, his ashes are scattered over the sea
499	4499 If target is slain by fire, the nearest forest is also set ablaze
500	4500 If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he becomes a god
501	4501 If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he can't be resurrected
502	4502 If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he resurrects at sunrise
503	4503 If target is slain in the next 24 hours, winter begins at once
504	4504 If target is slain, a spring bubbles up from beneath his corpse
505	4505 If target is slain, a virulent plague breaks out in a nearby city
506	4506 If target is slain, all trees within 10 miles vanish
507	4507 If target is slain, all within 10 miles are overcome by grief
508	4508 If target is slain, he becomes an undead servant for his slayer
509	4509 If target is slain, he forever haunts the dreams of his slayer
510	4510 If target is slain, his allies all attack his slayer
511	4511 If target is slain, his allies quickly forget him and move on
512	4512 If target is slain, his corpse completely decays in 1d4 rounds
513	4513 If target is slain, his corpse embraces his slayer and combusts
514	4514 If target is slain, his corpse turns to wax within 1d10 rounds
515	4515 If target is slain, his slayer must Save or die along with him
516	4516 If target is slain, his soul can't leave his body
517	4517 If target is slain, his soul is sent to the wrong plane
518	4518 If target is slain, the caster is under a Geas to resurrect him
519	4519 If target is slain, the caster must inform his next of kin
520	4520 If target is wearing animal hide, he becomes an animal until dawn
521	4521 If target is wearing animal hide, he hides like an animal
522	4522 If target is wearing animal hide, he thinks that he's that animal
523	4523 If target is wearing animal hide, he tries to eat it
524	4524 If target is wearing animal hide, it animates and attacks him
525	4525 If target is wearing any rings, he has a spiritual revelation
526	4526 If target is wearing any rings, he's immune to magic until sunset
527	4527 If target is wearing any rings, his hands retract into his wrists
528	4528 If target is wearing any rings, they ignite on his fingers
529	4529 If target is wearing armor, he is unable to remove it
530	4530 If target is wearing armor, he teleports into the nearest town
531	4531 If target is wearing armor, he thinks it's part of his body
532	4532 If target is wearing armor, he's attacked by 1d4 alligators
533	4533 If target is wearing armor, he's blinded until he removes it
534	4534 If target is wearing armor, he's hurled into the nearest river
535	4535 If target is wearing armor, he's soaked with lamp oil
536	4536 If target is wearing armor, he's struck by lightning
537	4537 If target is wearing armor, it clatters noisily in the dark
538	4538 If target is wearing armor, it constricts painfully about him
539	4539 If target is wearing armor, it has a +2 AC bonus until sunrise
540	4540 If target is wearing armor, it heats to 500°
541	4541 If target is wearing armor, it rattles violently for 1d10 hours
542	4542 If target is wearing armor, it teleports 2d6 yards
543	4543 If target is wearing armor, it turns invisible
544	4544 If target is wearing armor, it vanishes for 1d10 rounds
545	4545 If target is wearing armor, it's as supple as silk until sunset
546	4546 If target is wearing armor, it's restored to brand-new condition
547	4547 If target is wearing armor, rain falls heavily for 1d10 days
548	4548 If target is wearing armor, the ground beneath him gives way
549	4549 If target is wearing shoes, his feet become chicken's feet
550	4550 If target is wielding a weapon, he suffers severe frostbite
551	4551 If target kills an ally within one turn, he'll be fully Healed
552	4552 If target kills anyone in the next hour, he vanishes for 2d4 days
553	4553 If target lights a fire, he feels an urge to put his hands in it
554	4554 If target lights a fire, he is overwhelmingly afraid of it
555	4555 If target lights a fire, he perceives omens in its burning embers
556	4556 If target lights a fire, his clothing ignites
557	4557 If target loses a finger, he deliberately cuts off another one
558	4558 If target loses a finger, that hand shrivels and dies
559	4559 If target moves more than 10 yards from this spot, he dies
560	4560 If target now has fewer than 1d100 hit points, he's fully Healed
561	4561 If target now has more than 20 hit points, he loses 1d100
562	4562 If target sees an open pit, he tries to bury himself in it
563	4563 If target sees an open pit, he's attacked by something in it
564	4564 If target sits or lies down, he can't stand again for 8d6 hours
565	4565 If target sits or lies down, he teleports 1d100 yards
566	4566 If target sits or lies down, he's attacked by glowing beetles
567	4567 If target sits or lies down, he's covered by a light frost
568	4568 If target sleeps more than eight hours, he's struck by lightning
569	4569 If target teleports, he arrives holding two buckets of paint
570	4570 If target teleports, his skeleton teleports to this spot
571	4571 If target uses a doorway in the next hour, he turns to stone
572	4572 If target wields an axe, he thinks he's the archetypal Dwarf
573	4573 If target wields an axe, he tries to decapitate himself with it
574	4574 If target wields an axe, he's attacked by the nearest tree
575	4575 If target worships a deity, he claims to speak for the deity
576	4576 If target worships a deity, he forsakes that deity for another
577	4577 If target worships a deity, he thinks he's that deity's avatar
578	4578 If target worships a deity, he thinks the deity is talking to him
579	4579 If target's hands touch, they adhere to each other until dawn
580	4580 If target's weapon is metal, his hand turns to similar metal
581	4581 If target's weapon is metal, it turns to glass for 1d4 rounds
582	4582 If target's weapon is metal, it turns to wood and vice versa
583	4583 If target's weapon is metal, it's now indestructible
584	4584 Innumerable bats flutter around the target each day at twilight
585	4585 Insects constantly swarm around the target from now on
586	4586 Magic items are unreliable for the target for 2d4-1 days
587	4587 Magic items function at 50% power when target uses them
588	4588 Meat turns to gravel as it moves through target's digestive tract
589	4589 Melancholy chants issue from the target's weapon during battle
590	4590 Metal weapons are immune to magic while target wields them
591	4591 Metal weapons are invisible to target while he wields them
592	4592 Metal weapons chime pleasantly when they strike the caster
593	4593 Metal weapons do not conduct electricity while target wields them
594	4594 Metal weapons seem 10X heavier to target while he wields them
595	4595 Metal weapons seem to hum with power when target wields them
596	4596 Metal weapons seem weightless to target during combat
597	4597 Metal weapons strike sparks against target's body like flint
598	4598 Music causes the target to weep tears of blood
599	4599 Music inspires savage bloodlust in the target
600	4600 Nearest horse adopts the target's personality
601	4601 Nearest horse brutally attacks the target until one is dead
602	4602 Nearest pine tree crushes the target's home, wherever it is
603	4603 Nearest pine tree pelts the target with jagged pine cones
604	4604 Nearest pine tree sounds like the target when the wind blows
605	4605 Nearest pine tree sprays the target with boiling, caustic sap
606	4606 Nearest zombie appears in the area under the target's command
607	4607 Nearest zombie attacks the target until one is destroyed
608	4608 Nearest zombie follows the target everywhere
609	4609 Nearest zombie steals something precious to target, then flees
610	4610 Next 1d10 attacks upon target have a +4 bonus to damage
611	4611 Next 1d10 attacks upon target heal rather than inflict damage
612	4612 Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict burning damage like fire
613	4613 Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict only illusionary damage
614	4614 Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict only minimum damage
615	4615 Next 1d10 attacks upon target leave him breathless and exhausted
616	4616 Next 1d10 attacks upon target leave him soaked with brine
617	4617 Next 1d10 attacks upon target wound a nearby tree instead
618	4618 Next 1d4 creatures slain by target combust immediately
619	4619 Next 1d4 creatures slain by target immediately rise as undead
620	4620 Next 1d4 creatures slain by target turn invisible upon death
621	4621 Next 1d4 creatures slain by target very rapidly decompose
622	4622 Next 1d4 hours seem like a dream to the target
623	4623 Next 1d4 rounds seem to last a full day to the target
624	4624 Next 2d4 spells cast at target are invisible in effect
625	4625 Next 2d4 spells cast at target function as the current spell
626	4626 Next 2d4 spells cast at target function at 2X normal power
627	4627 Next 2d4 spells cast at target strike random targets nearby
628	4628 Next horse touched by target becomes ravenously carnivorous
629	4629 Next horse touched by target can never again be ridden by mortals
630	4630 Next horse touched by target shrinks by 75%
631	4631 Next horse touched by target turns into a small dinosaur
632	4632 Next magic item handled by target appears as supple as clay
633	4633 Next magic item handled by target can again never be used by him
634	4634 Next magic item handled by target can t be used by anyone else
635	4635 Next magic item handled by target drains 1d10 hit points from him
636	4636 Next magic item handled by target expresses deep hatred for him
637	4637 Next magic item handled by target expresses deep love for him
638	4638 Next magic item handled by target is etched with his fingerprints
639	4639 Next magic item handled by target is invisible while he uses it
640	4640 Next magic item handled by target leaves colorful trails of light
641	4641 Next magic item handled by target leaves weird scars on his hands
642	4642 Next magic item handled by target makes him think he's drowning
643	4643 Next magic item handled by target makes his hands go numb
644	4644 Next magic item handled by target restores 1d10 hit points
645	4645 Next magic item handled by target seems to him to be 1,000°
646	4646 Next magic item handled by target seems to him to be 10X heavier
647	4647 Next magic item handled by target shines like a beacon to undead
648	4648 Next magic item handled by target smells like manure for 3d8 days
649	4649 Next magic item handled by target tries to control his mind
650	4650 Next magic item handled by target works at 2X normal power
651	4651 Next magic item handled by target works contrary to his wishes
652	4652 Next person to wound the target absorbs half of the damage
653	4653 Next person to wound the target can harm no one else until sunset
654	4654 Next person to wound the target hallucinates wildly for one turn
655	4655 Next person to wound the target inflicts maximum damage
656	4656 Next person to wound the target is attacked by vermin
657	4657 Next person to wound the target is immediately chained to him
658	4658 Next person to wound the target is paralyzed for 1d10 rounds
659	4659 Next person to wound the target is splattered with fish guts
660	4660 Next person to wound the target is stricken blind until sunset
661	4661 Next person to wound the target is swarmed by aggressive bees
662	4662 Next person to wound the target is thrown into the nearest well
663	4663 Next person to wound the target is worshipped by vermin
664	4664 Next person to wound the target must Save or fall unconscious
665	4665 Next person to wound the target races to the nearest graveyard
666	4666 Next person to wound the target resembles him for 1d20 hours
667	4667 Next person to wound the target sees fires blazing all around him
668	4668 Next person to wound the target suffers 2X the damage inflicted
669	4669 Next person to wound the target suffers equal damage
670	4670 Next person to wound the target suffers overpowering vertigo
671	4671 Next person to wound the target suffers the damage instead
672	4672 Next person to wound the target teleports 1d4 miles away
673	4673 Next person to wound the target teleports 4d8 yards straight up
674	4674 Next person to wound the target then attacks the caster
675	4675 Next person to wound the target then flees to the nearest forest
676	4676 Next person to wound the target thinks he'll die before nightfall
677	4677 Next person to wound the target thinks he's drowning for one turn
678	4678 Next person to wound the target thinks that he's slain the target
679	4679 Next person to wound the target totally disarms himself
680	4680 Next person to wound the target will soon be abducted by undead
681	4681 Next person wounded by target must Save or age 1d6 years
682	4682 Next person wounded by target must Save or be attacked by vermin
683	4683 Next person wounded by target must Save or be Charmed by him
684	4684 Next person wounded by target must Save or be poisoned
685	4685 Next person wounded by target must Save or be stricken mute
686	4686 Next person wounded by target must Save or contract leprosy
687	4687 Next person wounded by target must Save or drop to one hit point
688	4688 Next person wounded by target must Save or flee panic-stricken
689	4689 Next person wounded by target must Save or shrink by 5d10%
690	4690 Next person wounded by target must Save or teleport 1d4 miles
691	4691 Next puddle stepped in by target absolves him of sin
692	4692 Next puddle stepped in by target causes him to hallucinate
693	4693 Next puddle stepped in by target changes his alignment until dawn
694	4694 Next puddle stepped in by target contains a small sea monster
695	4695 Next puddle stepped in by target drenches him from head to toe
696	4696 Next puddle stepped in by target explodes as a 6HD fireball
697	4697 Next puddle stepped in by target hardens like cement
698	4698 Next puddle stepped in by target inspires him to megalomania
699	4699 Next puddle stepped in by target is a 16HD water elemental
700	4700 Next puddle stepped in by target is highly concentrated acid
701	4701 Next puddle stepped in by target sends him to Elemental Water
702	4702 Next puddle stepped in by target teleports him to a nearby lake
703	4703 Next puddle stepped in by target throws him 3d10 yards in the air
704	4704 Next puddle stepped in by target turns to glass
705	4705 Next time target touches a tree, he must Save or turn to wood
706	4706 Next time target touches a tree, he's attacked by 1d100 squirrels
707	4707 Next time target touches a tree, he's buried in a heap of sawdust
708	4708 Next time target touches a tree, he's overgrown with stiff bark
709	4709 Next weapon to wound target absorbs water like a sponge
710	4710 Next weapon to wound target afflicts its wielder with narcolepsy
711	4711 Next weapon to wound target appears as porous as a sponge
712	4712 Next weapon to wound target appears to be made of diamond
713	4713 Next weapon to wound target becomes as black as coal forever
714	4714 Next weapon to wound target begins aging 1d100 years per round
715	4715 Next weapon to wound target burns like magnesium for 1d10 rounds
716	4716 Next weapon to wound target can never wound him again thereafter
717	4717 Next weapon to wound target can t harm him for 1d8 days
718	4718 Next weapon to wound target disintegrates if it wounds him again
719	4719 Next weapon to wound target embeds itself in a nearby tree
720	4720 Next weapon to wound target exudes acrid steam for 1d4 weeks
721	4721 Next weapon to wound target heals him if it wounds him again
722	4722 Next weapon to wound target heals its wielder by an equal amount
723	4723 Next weapon to wound target identifies him as its rightful owner
724	4724 Next weapon to wound target inflicts 10X the rolled damage
725	4725 Next weapon to wound target is 5% likely to change his sex
726	4726 Next weapon to wound target is +1 until he's wounded again
727	4727 Next weapon to wound target is 10% likely to change his alignment
728	4728 Next weapon to wound target is 10% likely to destroy his soul
729	4729 Next weapon to wound target is 60% likely to shatter
730	4730 Next weapon to wound target is believed to be a mighty artifact
731	4731 Next weapon to wound target is crushed into a small cube
732	4732 Next weapon to wound target is engraved with his name
733	4733 Next weapon to wound target is forever after -1 ToHit
734	4734 Next weapon to wound target is frozen in a large block of ice
735	4735 Next weapon to wound target is intensely magnetic
736	4736 Next weapon to wound target is invisible to him forever after
737	4737 Next weapon to wound target is jealously sought by collectors
738	4738 Next weapon to wound target is older than the entire universe
739	4739 Next weapon to wound target is pinned beneath a nearby boulder
740	4740 Next weapon to wound target is replaced by a nearly exact replica
741	4741 Next weapon to wound target is soon confiscated by demons
742	4742 Next weapon to wound target is thereafter +1 to hit him
743	4743 Next weapon to wound target is thereafter +4 ToHit him
744	4744 Next weapon to wound target is thereafter indestructible
745	4745 Next weapon to wound target is thereafter terribly afraid of him
746	4746 Next weapon to wound target leaps 1d100 rounds into the future
747	4747 Next weapon to wound target likewise wounds his attacker
748	4748 Next weapon to wound target makes him suffer apocalyptic visions
749	4749 Next weapon to wound target must Save or melt like a candle
750	4750 Next weapon to wound target must Save or shrink by 5d10 + 45%
751	4751 Next weapon to wound target penalizes its wielder's AC by 5
752	4752 Next weapon to wound target turns out to be a mighty artifact
753	4753 Next weapon to wound target turns to stone
754	4754 Next weapon to wound target vanishes for 1d10 rounds
755	4755 Next weapon to wound target was forged from his own bones
756	4756 Next weapon to wound target was forged on a distant world
757	4757 No one speaks to target for 2d4-1 days
758	4758 No one speaks to target until he spills his own blood
759	4759 Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were a salt lick
760	4760 Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were food
761	4761 Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were one of them
762	4762 Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were undead
763	4763 Normal voices seem deafeningly loud to the target
764	4764 Normal voices seem ghostly and haunting to the target
765	4765 Normal voices seem to echo imperiously to the target
766	4766 Normal voices seem to resonate in the target's bones
767	4767 On target's back is a button that, if pushed, lights up his head
768	4768 On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him giggle
769	4769 On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him glow blue
770	4770 On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him sweat
771	4771 Once per day, target can make a sound like a cannon
772	4772 Once per day, target can turn all wheels nearby invisible
773	4773 One of target's allies thinks that target is an avatar of his god
774	4774 One of target's arms becomes as supple as rope during combat
775	4775 One of target's arms can bend in 1d4 additional places
776	4776 One of target's arms is as durable as steel, but only when wet
777	4777 One of target's arms is bent like a corkscrew
778	4778 One of target's arms is bent like a shepherd's crook
779	4779 One of target's arms is replaced by a duplicate of his head
780	4780 One of target's arms is stripped to the bone but works normally
781	4781 One of target's arms loses all bone but functions like a tentacle
782	4782 One of target's arms turns into a small replica of his leg
783	4783 One of target's arms turns to a lion's foreleg
784	4784 One of target's eyes migrates to the back of his head
785	4785 One of target's feet is fused into an anvil
786	4786 One of target's feet rotates 180° at the ankle
787	4787 One of target's hands appears to have been flattened by a hammer
788	4788 One of target's hands becomes hideously contorted and deformed
789	4789 One of target's hands can pass through solid steel
790	4790 One of target's hands can pass through stone
791	4791 One of target's hands can t be cut by non-magical metal
792	4792 One of target's hands dissolves in water like a sand castle
793	4793 One of target's hands figures prominently in the apocalypse
794	4794 One of target's hands glows brightly in the presence of magic
795	4795 One of target's hands is fireproof, but he never knows which one
796	4796 One of target's hands is fireproof; the other hand vanishes
797	4797 One of target's hands is immune to bludgeoning weapons
798	4798 One of target's hands is impervious to beam-based magic spells
799	4799 One of target's hands is impervious to magical cold
800	4800 One of target's hands is invisible to undead
801	4801 One of target's hands is shaped like an orangutan's hand
802	4802 One of target's hands migrates to the top of his head
803	4803 One of target's hands oozes a viscous liquid like sap
804	4804 One of target's hands shines like a beacon if clenched in a fist
805	4805 One of target's hands turns into a hoof
806	4806 One of target's hands turns into a perfect cube of granite
807	4807 One of target's hands turns into a replica of a rabbit's head
808	4808 One of target's hands turns into sponge
809	4809 One of target's hands, when clenched, looks like a small head
810	4810 One of target's legs and one of his arms become as clear as glass
811	4811 One of target's legs and one of his arms seem to be made of wood
812	4812 One of target's legs and one of his arms shrink by 50%
813	4813 One of target's legs and one of his arms turn invisible
814	4814 One of target's limbs acquires intelligence hostile to him
815	4815 One of target's limbs always seems to be soaked with milk
816	4816 One of target's limbs appears to be made of diamond
817	4817 One of target's limbs becomes wildly disobedient during combat
818	4818 One of target's limbs can appear identical to his other limbs
819	4819 One of target's limbs can be Dispelled as an illusion
820	4820 One of target's limbs can never be rendered invisible
821	4821 One of target's limbs can t be armored in combat
822	4822 One of target's limbs develops an intense hatred for the others
823	4823 One of target's limbs falls off and tries to escape
824	4824 One of target's limbs glows bright blue in the dark
825	4825 One of target's limbs is affected as by the spell Slow
826	4826 One of target's limbs is as hard as steel during combat
827	4827 One of target's limbs is clearly artificial
828	4828 One of target's limbs is controlled by caster for 1d10 rounds
829	4829 One of target's limbs is covered in feathers
830	4830 One of target's limbs is entirely indestructible
831	4831 One of target's limbs is impervious to blades during combat
832	4832 One of target's limbs is impervious to polymorph magic
833	4833 One of target's limbs is made of porcelain but functions normally
834	4834 One of target's limbs is paralyzed for 1d6 days
835	4835 One of target's limbs is replaced by a hideous tentacle
836	4836 One of target's limbs is responsible for genocide
837	4837 One of target's limbs is wanted for murder
838	4838 One of target's limbs now juts from the center of his back
839	4839 One of target's limbs regenerates in 1d4 rounds if severed
840	4840 One of target's limbs retracts into his torso when not in use
841	4841 One of target's limbs seems to belong to a different species
842	4842 One of target's limbs shrinks by 1d4% per day
843	4843 One of target's limbs suffers intense pain if he uses magic
844	4844 One of target's limbs turns as green as grass
845	4845 One of target's limbs turns to a tree limb
846	4846 One of target's limbs turns to solid gold
847	4847 One or more of target's allies is plotting to kill him
848	4848 One or more of target's allies thinks that target is a traitor
849	4849 Ordinary water has a powerful emetic effect upon the target
850	4850 Ordinary water induces aggressive incontinence in the target
851	4851 Ordinary water is as intoxicating to target as distilled spirits
852	4852 Ordinary water is incredibly impressive to the target
853	4853 People often mistake the target for a hated enemy
854	4854 People often mistake the target for a statue of the caster
855	4855 People often mistake the target for an undead monstrosity
856	4856 People often mistake the target for someone who gives a damn
857	4857 People who meet target for the first time accuse him of drowning
858	4858 People who meet target for the first time accuse him of treason
859	4859 People who meet target for the first time are intimidated by him
860	4860 People who meet target for the first time are intimidating to him
861	4861 People who meet target for the first time become violently ill
862	4862 People who meet target for the first time feel insulted by him
863	4863 People who meet target for the first time ignore him if he speaks
864	4864 People who meet target for the first time laugh at him derisively
865	4865 People who meet target for the first time lose 1d4 gold pieces
866	4866 People who meet target for the first time mistake him for royalty
867	4867 People who meet target for the first time mock his fashion sense
868	4868 People who meet target for the first time point at him and laugh
869	4869 People who meet target for the first time promptly forget him
870	4870 People who meet target for the first time refuse to speak to him
871	4871 People who meet target for the first time tend to trust him
872	4872 People who meet target for the first time think he's a corpse
873	4873 People who meet target for the first time think he's a murderer
874	4874 People who meet target for the first time think he's a thief
875	4875 People who meet target for the first time think he's mocking them
876	4876 People who meet target for the first time think he's on fire
877	4877 People who meet target for the first time think he's stupid
878	4878 People who meet target for the first time think that he's a demon
879	4879 People who meet target for the first time think that he's hideous
880	4880 People who meet target for the first time threaten to kill him
881	4881 Phosphorescent beetles teem over target's skin for 2d12 hours
882	4882 Printed text appears hopelessly garbled while target is nearby
883	4883 Rope hisses like a snake while target uses it
884	4884 Rope tends to become hopelessly tangled when target uses it
885	4885 Seltzer water sprays from the target's nose for 1d10 rounds
886	4886 Shimmering lights play over the target's skin during combat
887	4887 Smoke issues from the ground near the target when he's angry
888	4888 Smoke makes the target think that he's being suffocated
889	4889 Smoke pours from target's eyes when he uses or is struck by magic
890	4890 Smoke pours from target's skin as though his bones are ablaze
891	4891 Some common non-magical species adopts the target as its enemy
892	4892 Some common non-magical species is forever invisible to target
893	4893 Some distant creature has been hired to assassinate the target
894	4894 Something from the bottom of a nearby lake attacks the target
895	4895 Sparks fly from target's ears as from a grindstone
896	4896 Sparks fly from target's eyes when he draws a weapon
897	4897 Sparks fly from target's fingertips when he's angry
898	4898 Sparks fly from target's nostrils as he speaks
899	4899 Spectral voices echo everything that the target says
900	4900 Suddenly 1d4 people appear and attack the target
901	4901 Suddenly 1d4 people appear and offer trinkets to the target
902	4902 Suddenly 1d4 people appear and try to lasso the target
903	4903 Suddenly 1d4 people appear and worship the target
904	4904 Suddenly 1d4 people nearby resemble the target
905	4905 Suddenly 1d4 people nearby wish to assassinate the target
906	4906 Sulfurous mud oozes from target's clothes for 1d8 hours
907	4907 Summoned creatures are at +2 ToHit the target
908	4908 Summoned creatures are Hasted in the target's presence
909	4909 Summoned creatures are invisible to the target
910	4910 Summoned creatures are Slowed in the target's presence
911	4911 Summoned creatures can make no sound in the target's presence
912	4912 Summoned creatures covet the target's possessions
913	4913 Summoned creatures ignore and are unaffected by the target
914	4914 Summoned creatures ignore the target unless he attacks them
915	4915 Summoned creatures ignore the target unless he has a weapon drawn
916	4916 Swords can't come within ten feet of the target for 1d4 rounds
917	4917 Swords in target's presence drip with his blood
918	4918 Swords pass harmlessly through the target's body for 1d4 turns
919	4919 Target acquires a new language and refuses to speak any other
920	4920 Target acquires an exact copy of the caster's spellbook
921	4921 Target acquires scars to match any wounds he inflicts on others
922	4922 Target acts as though he doesn't really exist
923	4923 Target acts as though he's the only person who really exists
924	4924 Target acts as though his fingers are readily replaceable
925	4925 Target acts as though his head and body are two separate beings
926	4926 Target acts generally like a jerk toward his friends and allies
927	4927 Target acts like a child for 10d10 rounds
928	4928 Target acts like a horse for 1d4 turns
929	4929 Target adds 1d4 to each attribute score for 2d12 hours
930	4930 Target affects an air of ostentatious wealth even if he's poor
931	4931 Target ages 1d10 years per day for the next 1d4 weeks
932	4932 Target ages 1d1000 years; if he lives, he's not subject to aging
933	4933 Target ages 1d4 years each time he says his name
934	4934 Target ages 1d4 years each time he's cut by a claw or fang
935	4935 Target ages 1d4 years each time he's cut by a metal blade
936	4936 Target ages 1d4 years each time his weapon injures someone
937	4937 Target ages at 2X normal rate unless he has a coin in his mouth
938	4938 Target ages at 2X normal rate while not in direct sunlight
939	4939 Target ages one year for each hit point of fire damage he suffers
940	4940 Target ages one year per round spent in the caster's presence
941	4941 Target ages plus or minus 1d10 years each hour
942	4942 Target always attacks the foe he's least likely to defeat
943	4943 Target always fails to consider the consequences
944	4944 Target always knows the location of the nearest giraffe
945	4945 Target and his possessions are stripped of any enchantments
946	4946 Target and nearest zombie are chained together nearby
947	4947 Target and nearest zombie are often mistaken for each other
948	4948 Target and nearest zombie exchange bodies
949	4949 Target and nearest zombie form an unholy alliance
950	4950 Target and the nearest horse exchange bodies
951	4951 Target and the nearest horse exchange clothing
952	4952 Target and the next person he attacks are invisible to each other
953	4953 Target and the next person he attacks are soaked with icy brine
954	4954 Target and the next person he attacks both shrink by 5d10%
955	4955 Target and the next person he attacks each lose 2d8 hit points
956	4956 Target and the next person he attacks fall unconscious until dawn
957	4957 Target and the next person he attacks freeze solid
958	4958 Target and the next person he attacks teleport 1d4 miles away
959	4959 Target and the next person he attacks vanish for 10d10 rounds
960	4960 Target appears to be 1d100 years older than he really is
961	4961 Target appears to be 1d20 inches taller than he really is
962	4962 Target appears to be a hideous corpse until dawn tomorrow
963	4963 Target appears to be far more menacing than he really is
964	4964 Target appears to be in the middle of a terrible rainstorm
965	4965 Target appears to be made of chocolate until dawn tomorrow
966	4966 Target appears to be soaked in his own blood until dawn tomorrow
967	4967 Target appears to be wearing a cloak of shimmering fire
968	4968 Target appears to have been assembled out of bamboo
969	4969 Target appears to have been burned beyond recognition
970	4970 Target appears to have been turned inside-out and then restored
971	4971 Target asserts that a great catastrophe is about to occur
972	4972 Target asserts that a nearby ally is really an illusion
973	4973 Target asserts that a nearby ally is trying to Charm him
974	4974 Target asserts that a vast conspiracy is out to get him
975	4975 Target asserts that all contracts are null and void
976	4976 Target asserts that all gold within 10 miles is counterfeit
977	4977 Target asserts that anyone who bleeds in his presence is a coward
978	4978 Target asserts that anyone who drinks his blood will live forever
979	4979 Target asserts that dangerous organisms live within his flesh
980	4980 Target asserts that death no longer has any power over him
981	4981 Target asserts that fire-based magic has no effect upon him
982	4982 Target asserts that he and the caster have been allies for years
983	4983 Target asserts that he can command undead
984	4984 Target asserts that he can cure disease and cast out demons
985	4985 Target asserts that he can divine the future, for the right price
986	4986 Target asserts that he can identify poisons by tasting them
987	4987 Target asserts that he can issue divine edicts
988	4988 Target asserts that he can place powerful curses on people
989	4989 Target asserts that he can produce pearls if he eats sand
990	4990 Target asserts that he can summon Earth Elementals by eating dirt
991	4991 Target asserts that he can summon ghosts and phantoms at will
992	4992 Target asserts that he can take the shape of a doppelganger
993	4993 Target asserts that he can talk to Air Elementals at will
994	4994 Target asserts that he can throw lightning bolts at will
995	4995 Target asserts that he can travel between planes at will
996	4996 Target asserts that he can travel freely through time
997	4997 Target asserts that he can turn diamonds into coal by eating them
998	4998 Target asserts that he died 1d4 rounds ago
999	4999 Target asserts that he died 1d4 years ago
1000	5000 Target asserts that he has a key that unlocks his skull

Effect6 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	5001 Target asserts that he has any number of non-verifiable maladies
2	5002 Target asserts that he has only 1d4 hours to live
3	5003 Target asserts that he has the power to bestow godhood
4	5004 Target asserts that he has the power to create and destroy souls
5	5005 Target asserts that he heals quickly and has a metal skeleton
6	5006 Target asserts that he intends to raze the nearest city
7	5007 Target asserts that he is descended from mighty kings
8	5008 Target asserts that he is the caster's father
9	5009 Target asserts that he knows exactly who is destined to kill him
10	5010 Target asserts that he knows the location of a secret holy book
11	5011 Target asserts that he knows the location of a vast treasure
12	5012 Target asserts that he knows when, where, and how he'll die
13	5013 Target asserts that he must choose which of his allies must die
14	5014 Target asserts that he was bitten by a werewolf one month ago
15	5015 Target asserts that he will become omnipotent upon death
16	5016 Target asserts that he will go insane unless he eats 1d4 apples
17	5017 Target asserts that he worked as a torturer for the king
18	5018 Target asserts that he'll combust if anyone says his name
19	5019 Target asserts that he'll combust if he draws his weapon too fast
20	5020 Target asserts that he'll combust if he gets wet
21	5021 Target asserts that he'll combust if he reads a map
22	5022 Target asserts that he'll combust if he's outdoors at sunset
23	5023 Target asserts that he'll combust if his blood is spilled
24	5024 Target asserts that he'll die before he sees another winter
25	5025 Target asserts that he'll die during the next rainstorm
26	5026 Target asserts that he'll die if anyone harms the caster
27	5027 Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby dies violently
28	5028 Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby is related to him
29	5029 Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby speaks his name
30	5030 Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby uses magic
31	5031 Target asserts that he'll die if he changes or cleans his clothes
32	5032 Target asserts that he'll die if he closes his eyes or blinks
33	5033 Target asserts that he'll die if he crosses moving water
34	5034 Target asserts that he'll die if he doesn't receive a pony
35	5035 Target asserts that he'll die if he draws a weapon in anger
36	5036 Target asserts that he'll die if he draws/sheathes his weapon
37	5037 Target asserts that he'll die if he eats during the next 4d6 days
38	5038 Target asserts that he'll die if he fires any missile weapon
39	5039 Target asserts that he'll die if he opens his eyes
40	5040 Target asserts that he'll die if he sees a rainbow
41	5041 Target asserts that he'll die if he sees his own blood
42	5042 Target asserts that he'll die if he speaks his native language
43	5043 Target asserts that he'll die if he spends any money
44	5044 Target asserts that he'll die if he stops dancing
45	5045 Target asserts that he'll die if he stops talking
46	5046 Target asserts that he'll die if he touches anyone else's blood
47	5047 Target asserts that he'll die if he touches gold
48	5048 Target asserts that he'll die if he touches ice
49	5049 Target asserts that he'll die if he touches metal
50	5050 Target asserts that he'll die if he uses any magic items
51	5051 Target asserts that he'll die if he uses the word "the"
52	5052 Target asserts that he'll die if he's cut by a magical blade
53	5053 Target asserts that he'll die if someone tells him to die
54	5054 Target asserts that he'll die in 1d4 rounds
55	5055 Target asserts that he'll die of biliousness
56	5056 Target asserts that he'll die the next time he eats
57	5057 Target asserts that he'll die the next time he receives first aid
58	5058 Target asserts that he'll die the next time he sleeps
59	5059 Target asserts that he'll die unless he burns all of his clothing
60	5060 Target asserts that he'll die unless he cuts his own throat
61	5061 Target asserts that he'll die unless he cuts off his own hand
62	5062 Target asserts that he'll die unless he destroys his magic items
63	5063 Target asserts that he'll die unless he destroys his weapon
64	5064 Target asserts that he'll die unless he drains all of his blood
65	5065 Target asserts that he'll die unless he drinks strong poison
66	5066 Target asserts that he'll die unless he eats a special mushroom
67	5067 Target asserts that he'll die unless he kills the caster
68	5068 Target asserts that he'll die unless he receives 500 gold pieces
69	5069 Target asserts that he'll die unless he receives 500 gold pieces
70	5070 Target asserts that he'll die unless he stays awake for 2d6 weeks
71	5071 Target asserts that he'll die unless he swallows a magic ring
72	5072 Target asserts that he'll die unless he takes a vow of pacifism
73	5073 Target asserts that he'll die unless his demands are met
74	5074 Target asserts that he'll die unless someone beheads him
75	5075 Target asserts that he'll die unless the caster kills himself
76	5076 Target asserts that he'll die when the caster casts another spell
77	5077 Target asserts that he'll drown in a picture of a lake
78	5078 Target asserts that he'll drown in a small puddle nearby
79	5079 Target asserts that he'll explode if anyone eats food near him
80	5080 Target asserts that he'll go mad if anyone touches him
81	5081 Target asserts that he'll turn into a werewolf if he eats meat
82	5082 Target asserts that he’ll turn to diamond when slain
83	5083 Target asserts that he’ll vanish forever if he falls asleep
84	5084 Target asserts that he’ll vanish forever if he leaves this area
85	5085 Target asserts that he’ll vanish into the ground at dawn tomorrow
86	5086 Target asserts that he’ll vanish into the sky if he's wounded
87	5087 Target asserts that he's a ghost and must haunt this area
88	5088 Target asserts that he's a highly qualified thoracic surgeon
89	5089 Target asserts that he's a mighty warrior despite the evidence
90	5090 Target asserts that he's a Summoned creature about to be banished
91	5091 Target asserts that he's a traveler from an antique land
92	5092 Target asserts that he's an assassin from the distant future
93	5093 Target asserts that he's an avatar of the caster's deity
94	5094 Target asserts that he's been fatally wounded
95	5095 Target asserts that he's been repeatedly destroyed and rebuilt
96	5096 Target asserts that he's been replaced by a doppelganger
97	5097 Target asserts that he's brother to dragons and companion to owls
98	5098 Target asserts that he's come to deliver his people from bondage
99	5099 Target asserts that he's eager to exterminate his species
100	5100 Target asserts that he's found a plot to wipe out his species
101	5101 Target asserts that he's hunting a monster from the distant past
102	5102 Target asserts that he's immune to magic
103	5103 Target asserts that he's on a quest to destroy a mighty artifact
104	5104 Target asserts that he's on a rock outcrop surrounded by lava
105	5105 Target asserts that he's on the verge of exterminating his race
106	5106 Target asserts that he's one of many clones of the real target
107	5107 Target asserts that he's protected by an unholy host of demons
108	5108 Target asserts that he's rapidly bleeding to death
109	5109 Target asserts that he's responsible for many thousands of deaths
110	5110 Target asserts that he's standing at the bottom of a deep well
111	5111 Target asserts that he's standing on a ledge over an infinite pit
112	5112 Target asserts that he's supernaturally beautiful
113	5113 Target asserts that he's the embodiment of a mighty artifact
114	5114 Target asserts that he's the mightiest warrior in the world
115	5115 Target asserts that he's the world's most powerful magic user
116	5116 Target asserts that he's transforming into some kind of beast
117	5117 Target asserts that he's unspeakably ugly
118	5118 Target asserts that he's water soluble
119	5119 Target asserts that his actions are in accordance with prophecy
120	5120 Target asserts that his actions shape the destiny of the world
121	5121 Target asserts that his allies have forsaken him
122	5122 Target asserts that his birth occurred under odd circumstances
123	5123 Target asserts that his blood is worth more than gold
124	5124 Target asserts that his body and head are two symbiotic organisms
125	5125 Target asserts that his clothes are writhing with snakes
126	5126 Target asserts that his clothing is trying to kill him
127	5127 Target asserts that his current form isn't his true form
128	5128 Target asserts that his death will be avenged one thousand times
129	5129 Target asserts that his flesh is harder than iron
130	5130 Target asserts that his god owes him a big favor
131	5131 Target asserts that his internal organs are made of pure gold
132	5132 Target asserts that his plans will all culminate at dawn tomorrow
133	5133 Target asserts that his soul will be destroyed if he's injured
134	5134 Target asserts that his touch can induce madness
135	5135 Target asserts that his worst injuries are just a flesh wound
136	5136 Target asserts that no one nearby really exists
137	5137 Target asserts that one of his allies will betray him in a garden
138	5138 Target asserts that poultices of manure can heal any wound
139	5139 Target asserts that puns and rhymes are painful to him
140	5140 Target asserts that secret entities are plotting his downfall
141	5141 Target asserts that someone nearby is the avatar of his god
142	5142 Target asserts that that all food within 10 miles is poisonous
143	5143 Target asserts that the answer to every riddle is "time"
144	5144 Target asserts that the caster is a fraud and a charlatan
145	5145 Target asserts that the caster is an avatar of his deity
146	5146 Target asserts that the caster's spell functioned as intended
147	5147 Target asserts that the king owes him a huge favor
148	5148 Target asserts that the wages of sin aren't really death
149	5149 Target asserts that the world will end the moment that he dies
150	5150 Target asserts that time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so
151	5151 Target asserts that whoever kills him will become a god
152	5152 Target asserts that whoever slays him will win incredible riches
153	5153 Target attacks anyone he sees using a magic item
154	5154 Target attacks anyone who attacks the caster
155	5155 Target attacks anyone who sees him using a magic item
156	5156 Target attacks anyone who speaks ill of the caster
157	5157 Target attacks anyone who uses magic upon the caster
158	5158 Target attacks the nearest herd animal until he or it is dead
159	5159 Target attacks the next person nearby who says his own name
160	5160 Target attacks the next person nearby who spends money
161	5161 Target attacks the next person who address him by name
162	5162 Target attacks the next person who draws a weapon nearby
163	5163 Target attacks the toughest, most dangerous creature he can see
164	5164 Target attempts to acquire the caster's spellbook
165	5165 Target attempts to disembowel himself with his bare hands
166	5166 Target attempts to ingest any ink he sees
167	5167 Target attempts to mimic the caster's every more
168	5168 Target attempts to strangle all trees within 100 yards
169	5169 Target attempts to strangle himself with his bare hands
170	5170 Target attracts all manner of mutants and abominations
171	5171 Target attracts leeches, maggots, slugs, and snails
172	5172 Target babbles incoherently for 2d10 rounds
173	5173 Target barks like a dog when he thinks he sees magic
174	5174 Target becomes a devoted acolyte of some fringe religion
175	5175 Target becomes an albino
176	5176 Target becomes ethereal if wounded by a weapon made of gold
177	5177 Target becomes giddy and mirthful when he's next hit by a weapon
178	5178 Target becomes intensely covetous of any magic item he sees
179	5179 Target becomes intensely hungry following each battle
180	5180 Target becomes nearly insane with rage whenever he says his name
181	5181 Target becomes the caster's most trusted and faithful friend
182	5182 Target becomes violently ill if he eats while in daylight
183	5183 Target becomes violently ill if he eats while sitting
184	5184 Target becomes wildly drunk when he's next hit by a weapon
185	5185 Target befouls any food or water that he and his allies now carry
186	5186 Target befriends a statue and carries it with him everywhere
187	5187 Target befriends a statue and thinks it gives him good advice
188	5188 Target befriends one of the caster's allies
189	5189 Target befriends the toughest, most dangerous creature he can see
190	5190 Target begs someone to bite off 1d10 of his fingers
191	5191 Target begs someone to set him ablaze
192	5192 Target believes anything the caster says to him
193	5193 Target believes everything that he says
194	5194 Target believes no factual statement he hears uttered in sunlight
195	5195 Target believes that 1d10 of his fingers are intensely magical
196	5196 Target believes that he can't be harmed by a fall from any height
197	5197 Target believes that he can't be slain by metal weapons
198	5198 Target believes that his allies are conspiring to rob him
199	5199 Target believes that nearly everyone is lying to him
200	5200 Target believes that whatever he last ate gave him eternal life
201	5201 Target believes that whatever he last ate is still alive
202	5202 Target believes that whatever he last ate was a powerful toxin
203	5203 Target believes that whatever he last ate was hallucinogenic
204	5204 Target believes that whatever he last ate was his last meal
205	5205 Target believes that whatever he last ate was worth a fortune
206	5206 Target belongs to a cult that requires him to perform horrid acts
207	5207 Target belongs to a cult that will remove his heart within a week
208	5208 Target bleeds from every orifice for 1d6 rounds but is unharmed
209	5209 Target bleeds profusely during combat, even if not wounded
210	5210 Target blows bright blue until he's wounded by a magical weapon
211	5211 Target briefly appears to be undead to anyone who wounds him
212	5212 Target briefly becomes invisible to anyone who wounds him
213	5213 Target briefly resembles anyone who wounds him
214	5214 Target briefly resembles the target each time he's wounded
215	5215 Target bursts into flame the next time he's totally submerged
216	5216 Target can appear to be covered in moss and lichens at will
217	5217 Target can appear to be twice his true age at will
218	5218 Target can appear totally nondescript and unremarkable at will
219	5219 Target can be commanded by the nearest dragon at will
220	5220 Target can be injured by arrows, but they can't kill him
221	5221 Target can be injured by bludgeons, but they can't kill him
222	5222 Target can be injured by electricity, but it can't kill him
223	5223 Target can be injured by magical cold, but it can't kill him
224	5224 Target can be injured by magical fire, but it can't kill him
225	5225 Target can be injured by magical weapons, but they can't kill him
226	5226 Target can be injured by water, but it can't kill him
227	5227 Target can be Summoned by the nearest dragon at will
228	5228 Target can become invisible at will but is 15% likely to die
229	5229 Target can become invisible at will if he plucks out his eyes
230	5230 Target can become invisible by drinking a quart of Elf's blood
231	5231 Target can bend his spine 120° midway along its length
232	5232 Target can brachiate like an ape but adopts an ape's proportions
233	5233 Target can Call Lightning daily but it's 70% likely to strike him
234	5234 Target can cast one Wish spell but permanently dies as a result
235	5235 Target can cause one nearby tree to become invisible for 2d6 days
236	5236 Target can cause one nearby tree to topple as though chopped down
237	5237 Target can cause someone nearby to resemble someone else nearby
238	5238 Target can change the color of his face 2d4 times per day
239	5239 Target can climb like a monkey
240	5240 Target can climb like a monkey but is 40% likely to become one
241	5241 Target can comfortably lift and carry twice his weight in manure
242	5242 Target can Command one nearby humanoid for 1d6 hours
243	5243 Target can Command one person nearby to defend him to the death
244	5244 Target can Command one person now nearby to attack
245	5245 Target can Command one person now nearby to tell the truth
246	5246 Target can Command the nearest dragon, just once
247	5247 Target can control caster like an undead skeleton for 1d6 rounds
248	5248 Target can delay his voice by 1d4 rounds, 1d4 times per day
249	5249 Target can detect counterfeit gems by tasting them
250	5250 Target can digest soil as readily as meat
251	5251 Target can discern magic items by bleeding on them
252	5252 Target can discern magic items by tasting them
253	5253 Target can dismiss a total of 20HD worth of elementals
254	5254 Target can divine the caster's exact location 1d4 times per day
255	5255 Target can do nothing but scream for 1d8 rounds
256	5256 Target can easily be persuaded to disarm himself
257	5257 Target can erect a four foot high wall of snow once per week
258	5258 Target can exhale fire but is 10% likely to combust and die
259	5259 Target can exhale fire but suffers as much damage as he inflicts
260	5260 Target can fall one yard per point of Wisdom without harm
261	5261 Target can Heal himself at will but ages 1d6 years per hit point
262	5262 Target can Heal himself but his closest ally will die as a result
263	5263 Target can Heal himself but is 5% likely to die each time
264	5264 Target can Heal himself but is 80% likely to drown each time
265	5265 Target can Heal himself but is blinded for 1d20 days each time
266	5266 Target can Heal himself but it costs him 1,000,000 gold pieces
267	5267 Target can Heal himself but only at night if he has one hit point
268	5268 Target can Heal himself four times but loses a limb each time
269	5269 Target can Heal himself if he sacrifices a point of CON each time
270	5270 Target can Heal himself ten times but loses a finger each time
271	5271 Target can hide his weapon inside his body for 2d4 hours per day
272	5272 Target can ingest and digest small quantities of bone
273	5273 Target can ingest and digest small quantities of coral
274	5274 Target can ingest and digest small quantities of glass
275	5275 Target can ingest and digest small quantities of gold
276	5276 Target can ingest and digest small quantities of iron
277	5277 Target can ingest and digest small quantities of lamp oil
278	5278 Target can ingest and digest small quantities of lead
279	5279 Target can ingest and digest small quantities of poison
280	5280 Target can ingest and digest small quantities of stone
281	5281 Target can ingest and digest small quantities of wood
282	5282 Target can issue Commands but is 20% likely to die each time
283	5283 Target can kill the caster outright but will also permanently die
284	5284 Target can kill the caster outright but will never have existed
285	5285 Target can leap one yard straight up per point of Charisma
286	5286 Target can locate any bear within one mile
287	5287 Target can magically Summon a distant relative who despises him
288	5288 Target can magically Summon his own clone once for 1d10 rounds
289	5289 Target can magically Summon the caster 1d4 times for 1d10 rounds
290	5290 Target can magically Summon the corpse some person he killed
291	5291 Target can make his voice issue from any object within 10 feet
292	5292 Target can make his voice issue from any person within 5 feet
293	5293 Target can make his voice seem to be 1d4 octaves higher or lower
294	5294 Target can make his voice seem to be that of someone much older
295	5295 Target can make his whisper heard by anyone in his line of sight
296	5296 Target can make his whisper heard through one foot of stone
297	5297 Target can make one of his arms as supple as rope at will
298	5298 Target can make one of his hands double in size at will
299	5299 Target can mask his scent at will
300	5300 Target can never again address anyone by name
301	5301 Target can never again speak or write his own name
302	5302 Target can never again wear the clothes or armor he's wearing now
303	5303 Target can never again wield the specific weapon he now wields
304	5304 Target can never be harmed by any weapon now within 10 yards
305	5305 Target can never be harmed by the specific weapon he now wields
306	5306 Target can never be slain if he cuts off both of legs right now
307	5307 Target can never become invisible to anyone now within 100 miles
308	5308 Target can never become invisible to anyone who has wounded him
309	5309 Target can never become invisible to anyone who knows his name
310	5310 Target can never become invisible without dying
311	5311 Target can no longer conceal his astonishing halitosis
312	5312 Target can no longer conceal his disdain for magic users
313	5313 Target can no longer conceal his fear of combat
314	5314 Target can no longer conceal his hatred of Dwarves
315	5315 Target can no longer conceal his insatiable cannibalism
316	5316 Target can no longer conceal his plans for world domination
317	5317 Target can no longer conceal the fact that he's artificial
318	5318 Target can no longer conceal the secret of his birth
319	5319 Target can only be killed by a magical weapon that he has wielded
320	5320 Target can only be killed by a weapon forged from his own bones
321	5321 Target can only eat food that he himself has prepared
322	5322 Target can polymorph at will but ages 1d100 years each time
323	5323 Target can polymorph at will but is 10% likely to die each time
324	5324 Target can polymorph at will but is blind in any form but his own
325	5325 Target can read but not speak or write 1d6 additional languages
326	5326 Target can read handwritten text at a distance of 10d10 yards
327	5327 Target can readily be convinced that he doesn't really exist
328	5328 Target can recognize faces only 10% of the time
329	5329 Target can regenerate 1 hit point per round for the next week
330	5330 Target can remove his head for up to 1d4 rounds without harm
331	5331 Target can remove his heart for up to 1d6 rounds without harm
332	5332 Target can retract his ears into his skull at will
333	5333 Target can retract one of his limbs into his body at will
334	5334 Target can see no farther than 20 yards unless he's barefoot
335	5335 Target can see no farther than 20 yards while in sunlight
336	5336 Target can see secret doors but can't see normal ones
337	5337 Target can see secret doors if he drinks concentrated poison
338	5338 Target can see secret doors if he sacrifices 1d6 hit points
339	5339 Target can see secret doors while yelling and hopping on one foot
340	5340 Target can shine heatless torchlight from his palm at will
341	5341 Target can shine heatless torchlight from the soles of his feet
342	5342 Target can speak only in a full shout while his weapon is drawn
343	5343 Target can speak only in grunts while his weapon is drawn
344	5344 Target can speak only in rhyme while his weapon is drawn
345	5345 Target can speak only in whale song for 1d4 hours
346	5346 Target can speak the language of bears, but they don't listen
347	5347 Target can speak with flies and gnats
348	5348 Target can speak with livestock but henceforth smells like manure
349	5349 Target can speak with monkeys and apes
350	5350 Target can speak with one corpse per week, but it lies to him
351	5351 Target can speak with one tree per week
352	5352 Target can speak with worms and slugs
353	5353 Target can stride unimpeded in knee-deep snow
354	5354 Target can stride unimpeded through thigh-deep water
355	5355 Target can subsist on leaves and grass for up to 1d4 weeks
356	5356 Target can subsist on mud, but it tastes incredibly foul to him
357	5357 Target can subsist on mud, but it's highly addictive to him
358	5358 Target can subsist on mud, but regular food is poisonous to him
359	5359 Target can subsist on only 10% of the normal amount of food
360	5360 Target can subsist on water alone while he's at full hit points
361	5361 Target can subsist on water but must drink ten gallons per day
362	5362 Target can Summon and Command an 8HD Earth Elemental 1d6 times
363	5363 Target can teleport 1d4 miles per day but ages 8d8 years per mile
364	5364 Target can teleport 1d4 miles randomly, once per day
365	5365 Target can teleport at will but arrives 1d20 days later
366	5366 Target can teleport at will but arrives with only one hit point
367	5367 Target can teleport at will but is 50% likely to die on arrival
368	5368 Target can teleport half of his body at will
369	5369 Target can teleport one person nearby to the target's home
370	5370 Target can teleport to the caster's location once per month
371	5371 Target can teleport to this location once per month
372	5372 Target can track the caster with astonishing accuracy
373	5373 Target can turn his head completely around without harm
374	5374 Target can understand every language spoken within 10 miles
375	5375 Target can wield his weapon only in his non-dominant hand
376	5376 Target can Wish the death of someone nearby, but target also dies
377	5377 Target can write but not speak or read 1d6 additional languages
378	5378 Target can't attack anyone for 2d4 rounds
379	5379 Target can't attack anyone until he wounds himself
380	5380 Target can't attack anyone who doesn't know target's name
381	5381 Target can't attack or be attacked for 2d8 rounds
382	5382 Target can't attack or be attacked until he moves from this spot
383	5383 Target can't attack the caster until at least sunset
384	5384 Target can't attack the caster with any weapons containing metal
385	5385 Target can't attack the caster with any weapons containing wood
386	5386 Target can't attack until he drops his weapons, gear, and clothes
387	5387 Target can't be affected by the caster's magic for 1d6 turns
388	5388 Target can't be affected by the intended spell for 1d4 years
389	5389 Target can't be attacked by anyone or anything for 1d4 rounds
390	5390 Target can't be burned by acid if he cuts off both of his thumbs
391	5391 Target can't be burned by molten metal
392	5392 Target can't be burned by steam between sunset and dawn
393	5393 Target can't be burned by steam or boiling water while naked
394	5394 Target can't be burned by steam while he's wearing boots or shoes
395	5395 Target can't be choked, strangled, or suffocated
396	5396 Target can't be cut by any blade unless it's already bloodstained
397	5397 Target can't be cut by manufactured stone blades
398	5398 Target can't be detected by invisible creatures
399	5399 Target can't be detected by magical attempts at scrying
400	5400 Target can't be detected by magical scrying while naked in a tree
401	5401 Target can't be harmed by bludgeons between dawn and noon
402	5402 Target can't be harmed by bludgeons for 2d10 rounds
403	5403 Target can't be harmed by boiling oil or pitch
404	5404 Target can't be harmed by invisible creatures at night
405	5405 Target can't be harmed by magical fire while brandishing a weapon
406	5406 Target can't be harmed by magical fire while indoors
407	5407 Target can't be harmed by magical fire while standing in a bucket
408	5408 Target can't be harmed by magical fire while underwater
409	5409 Target can't be harmed by natural lightning
410	5410 Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while naked
411	5411 Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while sleeping
412	5412 Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while standing in fire
413	5413 Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while standing in snow
414	5414 Target can't be killed by any female creature for 1d4 weeks
415	5415 Target can't be killed by any male creature for 1d4 weeks
416	5416 Target can't be killed during the next 2d12 hours
417	5417 Target can't be knocked off balance by any less than 1d4 people
418	5418 Target can't be knocked off balance by any physical force
419	5419 Target can't be magically detected by anyone not of his race
420	5420 Target can't be magically detected by anyone of the same sex
421	5421 Target can't be slain except while sleeping
422	5422 Target can't be slain if he remains within 10 yards of this spot
423	5423 Target can't be slain while sleeping
424	5424 Target can't be stunned by any blow to the head
425	5425 Target can't be surprised if he has a snowball in each hand
426	5426 Target can't be surprised if he has an eyeball in his mouth
427	5427 Target can't be surprised if he's wearing a carnation
428	5428 Target can't be surprised while at full hit points
429	5429 Target can't be wounded by metal weapons until sunset tonight
430	5430 Target can't be wounded by metal weapons while barefoot
431	5431 Target can't breathe for 2d10 rounds
432	5432 Target can't breathe until he removes his boots or shoes
433	5433 Target can't breathe while touching more than one person
434	5434 Target can't breathe while wearing, touching, or carrying metal
435	5435 Target cannot come within 10 feet of any fire now burning
436	5436 Target cannot come within 10 yards of the caster
437	5437 Target cannot come within one mile of his home
438	5438 Target cannot come within one mile of the caster
439	5439 Target cannot come within ten feet of any tree thicker than he is
440	5440 Target can't create or use magical fire except while indoors
441	5441 Target can't create or use magical fire for 1d4 years
442	5442 Target can't die for at least 1d4 days, but he can be injured
443	5443 Target can't digest any food that he eats in direct sunlight
444	5444 Target can't digest any food unless he prepares it himself
445	5445 Target can't digest anything that's been dead longer than a day
446	5446 Target can't digest cooked meat
447	5447 Target can't digest meat from any animal killed in daylight
448	5448 Target can't draw his weapon if anyone else is within 10 yards
449	5449 Target can't draw his weapon or sheathe it if it's now drawn
450	5450 Target can't draw his weapon unless he asks permission to do so
451	5451 Target can't draw his weapon within 100 yards of this spot
452	5452 Target can't hear echoes
453	5453 Target can't hear his own voice
454	5454 Target can't hear his own voice except while his eyes are closed
455	5455 Target can't hear the voice of any female member of his race
456	5456 Target can't hear the voice of any male member of his race
457	5457 Target can't hear the voice of anyone who's recently injured him
458	5458 Target can't hear the voice of anyone within 10 feet of him
459	5459 Target can't hear voices for 2d4-1 days
460	5460 Target can't ignite any fire unless his hair is soaking wet
461	5461 Target can't ignite any fire unless it's snowing
462	5462 Target can't ignite any fire while underground
463	5463 Target can't ignite any fire while wearing clothes
464	5464 Target can't leave this spot until he wounds himself
465	5465 Target can't lie, equivocate, or tell half-truths
466	5466 Target can't move more than 10 yards from the caster
467	5467 Target can't pass through doorways while at full hit points
468	5468 Target can't say anyone's name
469	5469 Target can't see artificial light while at full hit points
470	5470 Target can't see light other than sunlight or reflected sunlight
471	5471 Target can't see or hear any of his allies for 4d6 hours
472	5472 Target can't see or hear his 1d4 of his allies for 1d4 days
473	5473 Target can't see or hear living creatures for 2d6 rounds
474	5474 Target can't see or hear magical creatures for 2d6 days
475	5475 Target can't see or hear metal objects for 3d8 hours
476	5476 Target can't see sunlight or reflected sunlight
477	5477 Target can't sleep unless he first eats a handful of soil
478	5478 Target can't sleep unless he has his weapon in hand
479	5479 Target can't sleep unless he's standing up
480	5480 Target can't sleep until he feels the tallest tree in the kingdom
481	5481 Target can't sleep until he gives away all of his armor
482	5482 Target can't sleep within 10 feet of another sleeping person
483	5483 Target can't speak except while barefoot
484	5484 Target can't speak except while brandishing a weapon
485	5485 Target can't speak for 1d20 turns
486	5486 Target can't speak to anyone more than 20 feet from him
487	5487 Target can't speak to anyone who addresses him by name
488	5488 Target can't speak unless he wears a cloth over his face
489	5489 Target can't speak unless he's brandishing a weapon
490	5490 Target can't speak unless his hair is wet
491	5491 Target can't speak until after he has eaten his next full meal
492	5492 Target can't speak until his blood is next drawn
493	5493 Target can't speak until the caster says his own name
494	5494 Target can't speak while at full hit points
495	5495 Target can't speak while at full hit points
496	5496 Target can't speak while wielding a weapon
497	5497 Target can't use any form of rope or chain longer than he is tall
498	5498 Target can't use any items containing metal for 2d4-1 days
499	5499 Target can't use any magic items containing wood for 2d4-1 days
500	5500 Target can't use any magic items for 1d4 days
501	5501 Target can't use any magic items older than he is
502	5502 Target can't use his hands or any utensils while eating
503	5503 Target can't voluntarily pass through doorways unless naked
504	5504 Target can't walk until the caster says his own name
505	5505 Target can't walk while carrying gold
506	5506 Target can't wield any weapon containing metal for 1d4 days
507	5507 Target can't wield any weapon in his dominant hand
508	5508 Target can't wield any weapon that hasn't drawn his blood
509	5509 Target can't wield any weapon within 1d4 miles of this spot
510	5510 Target can't wound anyone who hasn't wounded him
511	5511 Target carves a tiny notch in every tree he passes
512	5512 Target challenges his closest ally to single combat to the death
513	5513 Target chants nonsensically for 2d10 rounds
514	5514 Target clatters when he walks like a barrel full of pots and pans
515	5515 Target collapses into a fetal position for 1 turn
516	5516 Target combusts if he uses magic within the next 1d4 turns
517	5517 Target combusts if his weapon is thrown into a river
518	5518 Target comes into possession of a world-shaking artifact
519	5519 Target concludes every battle thoroughly soaked by his own blood
520	5520 Target confesses to a list of crimes, none of which has happened
521	5521 Target confesses to crimes he couldn't possibly have committed
522	5522 Target confesses to genocide but can produce no evidence of it
523	5523 Target confesses to rampant kleptomania
524	5524 Target constantly boasts about his prowess in all things
525	5525 Target constantly exudes fragrant soap suds
526	5526 Target continuously speaks to an imaginary ally
527	5527 Target coughs incessantly, but his actions are unimpaired
528	5528 Target craves hay and has a long tail like a horse
529	5529 Target craves twigs and bark after every battle
530	5530 Target creates a phony language and refuses to speak any other
531	5531 Target crouches and begins eating dirt, twigs, gravel, etc.
532	5532 Target crows like a rooster whenever he sees a magic item used
533	5533 Target dares 1d4 of his allies to try to behead him
534	5534 Target declares this area to be a sacred shrine to his deity
535	5535 Target degenerates into an abomination hated by sentient beings
536	5536 Target demands that his friends and allies pay him tribute
537	5537 Target develops a pronounced stutter
538	5538 Target disappears and is completely forgotten for 2d4-1 days
539	5539 Target discovers that one of his limbs is a separate entity
540	5540 Target discovers that one of his limbs is made of living wood
541	5541 Target discovers that one of his limbs is trying to kill him
542	5542 Target discovers that one of his limbs isn't attached to his body
543	5543 Target disgorges 1d10 acorns in each of the next 1d10+10 rounds
544	5544 Target disgorges 1d10 cubic feet of damp, sticky rice
545	5545 Target disgorges 1d10 pounds of feathers
546	5546 Target disgorges 1d10 pounds of hallucinogenic mushrooms
547	5547 Target disgorges 1d100 gold coins, half of which are counterfeit
548	5548 Target disgorges 1d1000 dragonflies
549	5549 Target disgorges 1d1000 tiny, phosphorescent worms
550	5550 Target disgorges 1d4 cubic yards of humus
551	5551 Target disgorges 1d4 gallons of boiling pitch
552	5552 Target disgorges 1d6 filthy carrion birds 5553
553	Target disgorges 2d10 pounds of slag
554	5554 Target disgorges 3d100 feet of hemp rope
555	5555 Target disgorges 5d10 sheets of pristine parchment
556	5556 Target disgorges 5d10 sheets of rotting parchment
557	5557 Target disgorges a 50 pound sack of potatoes
558	5558 Target disgorges a boulder larger than any within 1d10 miles
559	5559 Target disgorges a box that he believes to contain his soul
560	5560 Target disgorges a brick of solid chlorine
561	5561 Target disgorges a bucket filled with eyeballs
562	5562 Target disgorges a bushel of razor-sharp shards of glass
563	5563 Target disgorges a bushel of rotten apples
564	5564 Target disgorges a corked bottle containing a mysterious note
565	5565 Target disgorges a corked bottle containing a powerless genie
566	5566 Target disgorges a dragon's egg
567	5567 Target disgorges a full-sized statue of a nearby ally
568	5568 Target disgorges a gelatinous mass writhing with tentacles
569	5569 Target disgorges a healthy specimen of some extinct species
570	5570 Target disgorges a homunculus
571	5571 Target disgorges a huge quantity of raisins, dates, and figs
572	5572 Target disgorges a large hourglass nearly empty of sand
573	5573 Target disgorges a large slab of marble
574	5574 Target disgorges a map to his home
575	5575 Target disgorges a one-half-size clone of the caster
576	5576 Target disgorges a pair eyeglasses granting the wearer True Sight
577	5577 Target disgorges a slimy slug as long and thick as his arm
578	5578 Target disgorges a small and long-lost artifact of great power
579	5579 Target disgorges a small but detailed replica of a nearby castle
580	5580 Target disgorges a small trampoline
581	5581 Target disgorges a stone that explodes on contact with ice
582	5582 Target disgorges a stone that will kill him if he touches it
583	5583 Target disgorges a ten foot column of aluminum one foot thick
584	5584 Target disgorges a two-foot square pane of glass
585	5585 Target disgorges a vial containing a powerful but unknown potion
586	5586 Target disgorges a vial containing the antidote to every poison
587	5587 Target disgorges an egg that can freeze 1,000 cubic feet of water
588	5588 Target disgorges an egg that, if broken, turns into a small boat
589	5589 Target disgorges an entire trombone, minus the mouthpiece
590	5590 Target disgorges an exact copy of the clothes he's now wearing
591	5591 Target disgorges an intricate but badly rusted clockwork device
592	5592 Target disgorges his own full-grown clone, which then attacks him
593	5593 Target disgorges several gallons of house paint
594	5594 Target disgorges several gallons of viscous, highly adhesive goo
595	5595 Target disgorges the crown of the nearest king
596	5596 Target disgorges the front door of his home
597	5597 Target doesn't age until he next speaks
598	5598 Target does not age while bald
599	5599 Target does not age while holding a gold coin in his mouth
600	5600 Target doesn't age while in the caster's presence
601	5601 Target does not age while naked
602	5602 Target does not age while wearing a wet hat
603	5603 Target does not age while weeping
604	5604 Target doesn't need to eat, drink, or breathe for 2d4-1 days
605	5605 Target doesn't need to sleep for 4d20 days
606	5606 Target donates 2d10 hit points to the caster
607	5607 Target drowns for 1d6 rounds but is fine afterward
608	5608 Target earns 50 gold pieces when his attacks cause maximum damage
609	5609 Target embraces a wacky cult founded by a hack writer
610	5610 Target endeavors to buy a controlling interest in the kingdom
611	5611 Target endlessly frets that he'll die in 1d10 rounds
612	5612 Target endlessly frets that he's doomed to be eaten by a dragon
613	5613 Target experiences bone-chilling cold when his head is touched
614	5614 Target experiences clairvoyance when he is burned
615	5615 Target experiences heart-rending grief whenever he uses magic
616	5616 Target experiences intense vertigo when he draws a weapon
617	5617 Target experiences searing pain when his skin is touched
618	5618 Target experiences soul-wrenching pain if he stands upright
619	5619 Target experiences transcendent euphoria when his blood is drawn
620	5620 Target experiences vague nostalgia whenever he's wounded
621	5621 Target exudes a scent 50% likely disgust any given person
622	5622 Target exudes a scent like something dredged from the ocean floor
623	5623 Target exudes a scent reminiscent of decaying skunks
624	5624 Target exudes a scent reminiscent of the bottom of the ocean
625	5625 Target exudes a scent that attracts carnivores
626	5626 Target exudes a scent that causes conifers to shed their needles
627	5627 Target exudes a scent that causes fires to burn pale green
628	5628 Target exudes a scent that causes food to spoil quickly
629	5629 Target exudes a scent that easily can be tracked for miles
630	5630 Target exudes a scent that induces sleep in birds
631	5631 Target exudes a scent that inspires attracts bats
632	5632 Target exudes a scent that inspires fear in earth elementals
633	5633 Target exudes a scent that inspires intense bloodlust
634	5634 Target exudes a scent that inspires loyalty in wolves
635	5635 Target exudes a scent that inspires rage in hoofed animals
636	5636 Target exudes a scent that is strongly enticing to undead
637	5637 Target exudes a scent that is strongly offensive to undead
638	5638 Target exudes a scent that makes Dwarves eyes water
639	5639 Target exudes a scent that makes other people's hair fall out
640	5640 Target exudes a scent that makes people ignore him
641	5641 Target exudes a scent that obscures infravision
642	5642 Target exudes a scent that protects metal from natural rust
643	5643 Target exudes a scent that repels gnomes
644	5644 Target exudes an offensive stench but refuses to believe it
645	5645 Target fails at his next attempt at fine manual dexterity
646	5646 Target falls asleep for one hour per hit point he currently lacks
647	5647 Target fanatically defends the caster for 1d10 rounds
648	5648 Target fears any subsequent magic used by the caster
649	5649 Target fears that all of his efforts are for naught
650	5650 Target feels as if he's walking on a high tightrope
651	5651 Target feels as if he's wearing an enormous hat made of lead
652	5652 Target feels as if his clothes are trying to digest him
653	5653 Target feels as if his clothes have turned to steel
654	5654 Target feels as if someone else is wearing his clothes right now
655	5655 Target feels as if thorns have sprouted in his clothes
656	5656 Target feels as though a huge rodent is gnawing on his spine
657	5657 Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of butter
658	5658 Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of cement
659	5659 Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of flour
660	5660 Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of parchment
661	5661 Target feels as though he just swallowed a python
662	5662 Target feels as though he's been splashed with boiling water
663	5663 Target feels as though he's being swallowed by a python
664	5664 Target feels as though he's having a baby
665	5665 Target feels as though he's having a heart attack
666	5666 Target feels as though he's having teeth extracted
667	5667 Target feels as though his allies have abandoned him
668	5668 Target feels as though his internal organs are melting
669	5669 Target feels as though his teeth are spinning in his mouth
670	5670 Target feels as though his wounds have been completely healed
671	5671 Target feels as though one of his arms is being amputated
672	5672 Target feels compelled to abandon whatever faith he now follows
673	5673 Target feels compelled to attain godhood by the end of the week
674	5674 Target feels compelled to burn all of his clothing
675	5675 Target feels compelled to desecrate a shrine to his deity
676	5676 Target feels compelled to find a faith that contradicts his own
677	5677 Target feels compelled to martyr himself for someone else's deity
678	5678 Target feels compelled to mummify himself as soon as possible
679	5679 Target feels compelled to warn anyone he's about to attack
680	5680 Target feels his bones shake like a bundle of sticks
681	5681 Target feels his bones slowly disintegrating
682	5682 Target feels icy water dripping on him during every battle
683	5683 Target feels like he's having the time of his life
684	5684 Target feels that the direction of gravity has skewed by 10°
685	5685 Target feels the ground shake as during a powerful earthquake
686	5686 Target finds a blade that can't be broken by any physical force
687	5687 Target finds a book describing the methods of brain surgery
688	5688 Target finds a box that damages the sanity of any who look in it
689	5689 Target finds a canopic jar containing his own vital organs
690	5690 Target finds a cursed vault containing 1d100 bars of gold
691	5691 Target finds a foot-long bar of indestructible glass
692	5692 Target finds a glass vial containing a highly volatile liquid
693	5693 Target finds a huge cache of real but worthless currency
694	5694 Target finds a huge leech attached somewhere on his body
695	5695 Target finds a large diamond and guards it obsessively
696	5696 Target finds a large sack filled with powdered bone
697	5697 Target finds a list of command words but doesn't know for what
698	5698 Target finds a magical ring enabling him to command amphibians
699	5699 Target finds a mysterious and compelling piece of sculpture
700	5700 Target finds a new, functioning limb that he didn't know he had
701	5701 Target finds a potion affects the person nearest its imbiber
702	5702 Target finds a potion that either resurrects or destroys a corpse
703	5703 Target finds a pouch containing 1d10 super-intelligent mice
704	5704 Target finds a pouch containing curds and whey
705	5705 Target finds a pouch containing exact copies of his hands
706	5706 Target finds a recipe for creating human life in a jar
707	5707 Target finds a shield +4 that only he can lift
708	5708 Target finds a text personally written by his deity
709	5709 Target finds a text that he wrote but doesn't remember writing
710	5710 Target finds an arsenal stocked with simulated weapons
711	5711 Target finds himself imprisoned in a mausoleum far from here
712	5712 Target finds the sight of blood intoxicating
713	5713 Target finds the sight of male magic users to be enormously funny
714	5714 Target finds the sound of his own voice to be horrifying
715	5715 Target finds the thought of his own death strangely comforting
716	5716 Target finds two doses of a Potion of Resurrection
717	5717 Target flees from anyone who addresses him by name
718	5718 Target flees into the forest if struck by magic in the next turn
719	5719 Target flies into a panic if anyone sees him eating
720	5720 Target flies into a panic if he sees other people eating
721	5721 Target flies into a rage and attacks the person nearest to him
722	5722 Target flies into a rage whenever he draws blood
723	5723 Target forgets 1d4 of his allies
724	5724 Target forgets everything said to him in the past 1d6 hours
725	5725 Target forgets his family and where he lives
726	5726 Target forgets his name and doesn't believe that he ever had one
727	5727 Target forgets how to ascend stairs and ladders
728	5728 Target forgets how to feed himself
729	5729 Target forgets how to sleep
730	5730 Target forgets how to use any magic item he's now carrying
731	5731 Target forgets how to use any weapon containing metal
732	5732 Target forgets how to use doors
733	5733 Target forgets how to walk but not how to run
734	5734 Target forgets that his allies know who he is
735	5735 Target forgets the last 1d12 hours
736	5736 Target forgets the last 1d4 years
737	5737 Target forgets whatever mission or quest he is now undertaking
738	5738 Target formally changes his name to "Target"
739	5739 Target freezes solid if he's injured while standing in snow
740	5740 Target freezes solid the next time he enters an underground lake
741	5741 Target gains 1d10 permanent hit points but must Save or die
742	5742 Target gains 1d100 hit points that then vanish, one per round
743	5743 Target gains 1d100 pounds over that many rounds
744	5744 Target gains 1d100 temporary hit points that last until sunset
745	5745 Target gains 1d20 hit points and immediately loses another 1d20
746	5746 Target gains a level and is restored to full hit points
747	5747 Target gains a level but is stricken blind for 1d4 months
748	5748 Target gains a level but loses all but 1d4 of his hit points
749	5749 Target gains a level but one of his arms turns to steam forever
750	5750 Target gains a level if he permanently severs his dominant hand
751	5751 Target gains a level the next time he's cut by a magical blade
752	5752 Target gains a permanent 1d4-1 bonus to his Armor Class
753	5753 Target gains a point of Strength but loses 1d100 hit points
754	5754 Target gains a point of Wisdom but loses two points of Strength
755	5755 Target gains a powerful magical ally whose motives are unknown
756	5756 Target gains a profound insight the next time he touches gold
757	5757 Target gains a title based on his actions in the next 1d6 rounds
758	5758 Target gains access to an elite secret society
759	5759 Target gains benefit from food only if eaten while he's naked
760	5760 Target gains no hit points from his next advancement in level
761	5761 Target gains one level but can never gain another
762	5762 Target gains only a single hit point from any magical healing
763	5763 Target gains proficiency in the use of some unlikely weapon
764	5764 Target gains the respect of a man soon to be executed for treason
765	5765 Target gains the respect of kobolds, who long to be just like him
766	5766 Target gains two levels if he kills and eats a human before dawn
767	5767 Target gains valuable insight into the nature of ventriloquism
768	5768 Target gets 1,000 gold pieces if he cuts off his foot right now
769	5769 Target gets 100 gold pieces for each finger he cuts from his hand
770	5770 Target gives his most prized possession to the caster
771	5771 Target gives his weapon to the person standing nearest to him
772	5772 Target glows bright blue until he's burned by magical fire
773	5773 Target glows bright blue until he's struck by magic
774	5774 Target glows bright blue until he's wounded by his own weapon
775	5775 Target glows bright blue while under any magical effect
776	5776 Target glows with a bright, rainbow aura while moving stealthily
777	5777 Target glows with angelic light whenever he uses a magic item
778	5778 Target goes berserk if any of his allies injure him
779	5779 Target goes berserk if he eats meat in the next 24 hours
780	5780 Target goes berserk if he sees anyone burned by fire
781	5781 Target goes berserk if he sees anyone eating meat
782	5782 Target goes berserk if he touches gold in the next 1d6 rounds
783	5783 Target goes berserk if he's currently carrying any magic items
784	5784 Target goes into a homicidal rage for 1d8 rounds, then passes out
785	5785 Target goes into a homicidal rage for 1d8 rounds, then vanishes
786	5786 Target goes into a homicidal rage whenever he removes his shoes
787	5787 Target goes into a homicidal rage whenever he sheathes his weapon
788	5788 Target goes totally and dangerously insane until sunset
789	5789 Target grows an additional 1d8 fingers
790	5790 Target grows an additional pair of ears atop his head
791	5791 Target grows an additional pair of eyes somewhere on his face
792	5792 Target has 1d100 tiny steel spheres embedded in his skin
793	5793 Target has 25 Intelligence for 1d4 turns
794	5794 Target has 25 Strength for 1d4 rounds
795	5795 Target has a +1 Armor Class bonus while it's raining
796	5796 Target has a +2 Armor Class bonus while barefoot
797	5797 Target has a +5 Armor Class bonus until sunset tomorrow
798	5798 Target has a -1 Armor Class penalty while wielding a weapon
799	5799 Target has a -2 Armor Class penalty while it's raining
800	5800 Target has a blowhole in the back of his neck
801	5801 Target has a colony of bees living in his skull
802	5802 Target has a compartment in his torso able to carry small items
803	5803 Target has a complete but false memory of the past 24 hours
804	5804 Target has a doppelganger slave that looks just like the caster
805	5805 Target has a flawless sense of direction
806	5806 Target has a flawless sense of direction 50% of the time
807	5807 Target has a flawless sense of direction while naked
808	5808 Target has a hole in his forehead as large as his fist
809	5809 Target has a hole in his torso big enough to accommodate his head
810	5810 Target has a key that attracts lightning
811	5811 Target has a key that can make non-magical locks invisible
812	5812 Target has a key that can permanently fuse one non-magical lock
813	5813 Target has a key that locks something that doesn't have a lock
814	5814 Target has a key that prevents nearby keys from working properly
815	5815 Target has a key that turns one lock to pure, solid gold
816	5816 Target has a key that unlocks 99% of all non-magical locks
817	5817 Target has a key that unlocks a secret door to another universe
818	5818 Target has a key that works only once but will open any one lock
819	5819 Target has a large and heavy padlock around his neck
820	5820 Target has a large apple stuck in his mouth for 1d4 days
821	5821 Target has a legitimate grievance against the caster
822	5822 Target has a mane like a lion
823	5823 Target has a permanent +4 ToHit and +4 Damage bonus vs the caster
824	5824 Target has a permanent -4 ToHit penalty versus others of his race
825	5825 Target has a raised, square protuberance jutting from his chest
826	5826 Target has a relief of the caster's face embossed on his back
827	5827 Target has a scar on his forehead as though clumsily lobotomized
828	5828 Target has a secret name that, if spoken, causes him to race home
829	5829 Target has a secret name that, if spoken, teleports him 2d8 miles
830	5830 Target has a secret name that, if spoken, will change his sex
831	5831 Target has a secret name that, if spoken, will kill him outright
832	5832 Target has a seizure lasting 1d6 hours when he uses a magic item
833	5833 Target has a seizure lasting 8d8 rounds, after which he is Healed
834	5834 Target has a seizure lasting until he's struck by magic
835	5835 Target has a small lamp in his forehead like a miner's helmet
836	5836 Target has a small lump on his forehead like a horseshoe
837	5837 Target has a small steel ring jutting from each shoulder blade
838	5838 Target has a star-shaped hole running completely through his head
839	5839 Target has a steel band around his ankle like tagged wildlife
840	5840 Target has a steel bolt running completely through his head
841	5841 Target has a strange tattoo that, if touched, causes him to weep
842	5842 Target has a sword that he thinks can command an undead army
843	5843 Target has a sword that he thinks can make him invisible to Elves
844	5844 Target has a sword that he thinks can slay dragons easily
845	5845 Target has a sword that he thinks makes him a charismatic leader
846	5846 Target has a tiny compartment beneath one of his fingernails
847	5847 Target has a violent coughing fit that persists until sunrise
848	5848 Target has a violent coughing fit whenever he uses a magic item
849	5849 Target has a virus that will kill him in 4d6 hours unless cured
850	5850 Target has a wooden bucket firmly affixed to his head
851	5851 Target has an exact copy of everything now carried by the caster
852	5852 Target has an immediate 50/50 chance to die or be totally healed
853	5853 Target has an immediate 50/50 chance to die or become a demigod
854	5854 Target has an immobilizing steel brace on one of his legs
855	5855 Target has an overpowering fear of other members of his race
856	5856 Target has an overpowering fear of shoes and other footwear
857	5857 Target has been controlled for years by a powerful, unseen entity
858	5858 Target has been controlled for years by a secret committee
859	5859 target has been controlled for years by agents of the king
860	5860 Target has been controlled for years by an orbiting satellite
861	5861 Target has been targeted for sacrifice by some monstrous cult
862	5862 Target has committed unspeakable acts in his deity's name
863	5863 Target has committed unspeakable acts in his deity's temple
864	5864 Target has committed unspeakable acts involving livestock
865	5865 Target has committed unspeakable acts involving orcs and Dwarves
866	5866 Target has committed unspeakable acts involving the king's horse
867	5867 Target has his name tattooed all over his body
868	5868 Target has in his possession an item that is literally impossible
869	5869 Target has in his possession something precious to the caster
870	5870 Target has innumerable feathers stuck to his skin
871	5871 Target has inspiring hallucinations about his future career
872	5872 Target has inspiring hallucinations about his life after death
873	5873 Target has ironclad proof that all of this is an illusion
874	5874 Target has ironclad proof that everyone he knows doesn't exist
875	5875 Target has ironclad proof that he's a prophesied savior
876	5876 Target has ironclad proof that he's dead
877	5877 Target has ironclad proof that he's really the caster
878	5878 Target has ironclad proof that he's the caster's father and son
879	5879 Target has ironclad proof that the apocalypse will be tomorrow
880	5880 Target has ironclad proof that the caster does not exist
881	5881 Target has no idea of where he is or what he's doing
882	5882 Target has no natural visible form; his appearance is an illusion
883	5883 Target has numerous stigmata and attracts countless disciples
884	5884 Target has numerous stigmata and fears that the end is nigh
885	5885 Target has numerous stigmata and is persecuted as a heretic
886	5886 Target has numerous stigmata, as foretold by prophesy
887	5887 Target has only one hit point per level for the next 1d4 days
888	5888 Target has only one hit point per point of Wisdom for 2d8 days
889	5889 Target has owed the caster 1d10 gold pieces for 2d10 years
890	5890 Target has prominent mandibles like an ant
891	5891 Target has six eyes spaced evenly around his skull
892	5892 Target has stolen large sums of money from each of his allies
893	5893 Target has terrifying hallucinations about his own birth
894	5894 Target has terrifying hallucinations about his own death
895	5895 Target has the caster's name tattooed all over his body
896	5896 Target has the head and right arm of a common housefly
897	5897 Target has three identical faces spaced evenly around his skull
898	5898 Target has ugly, thorny projections along both of his arms
899	5899 Target has visions depicting the true nature of magic
900	5900 Target has visions of a future full of incomprehensible wonders
901	5901 Target has visions of a future in which he's worshipped as a god
902	5902 Target has visions of a past that seems more real than his own
903	5903 Target has visions of a transcendently beautiful city in the sky
904	5904 Target has visions of his slow and torturous dismemberment
905	5905 Target has visions of the future involving no one he recognizes
906	5906 Target has visions of waiting in line for eternity
907	5907 Target has waited years for a custom-designed breastplate
908	5908 Target hasn't slept in 1d100 days
909	5909 Target hasn't slept since he last spoke with royalty
910	5910 Target hates his nearest ally as much as his most bitter enemy
911	5911 Target hears cheers and applause whenever his blood is drawn
912	5912 Target hears his own voice betraying his secrets to everyone
913	5913 Target hears his own voice castigating him for his many failures
914	5914 Target hears his own voice endlessly chanting his own name
915	5915 Target hears his own voice screaming in his ears until sunrise
916	5916 Target hears his own voice whispering words of comfort to him
917	5917 Target hears malevolent voices all around him
918	5918 Target hears the clattering of swords at all times
919	5919 Target hears the clattering of swords while his weapon is drawn
920	5920 Target hears the crash of cymbals whenever he uses a magic item
921	5921 Target hears the noisy buzzing of countless bees at all times
922	5922 Target hears thunder booming all around him, but no one else does
923	5923 Target hoots like a foghorn when struck by magic after sunset
924	5924 Target increases in size and mass by 10%
925	5925 Target inflicts superficial wounds upon himself whenever possible
926	5926 Target inherits a collection of festive commemorative spoons
927	5927 Target insists on wearing a bucket on his head for 1d4 weeks
928	5928 Target insists that his body is real and spectacular
929	5929 Target inspires homicidal rage in some common non-magical species
930	5930 Target is 5% likely to vanish forever each time he says his name
931	5931 Target is 10% likely to attack anyone who says his name
932	5932 Target is 10% likely to be dragged into orbit around the planet
933	5933 Target is 10% likely to change sex when burned by magical fire
934	5934 Target is 10% likely to contract leprosy when injured by magic
935	5935 Target is 10% likely to lose 1d4 hit points in any given hour
936	5936 Target is 10% likely to see any invisible creature or object
937	5937 Target is 10% likely to strangle himself whenever he uses rope
938	5938 Target is 10% likely to turn to a wooden statue when he sleeps
939	5939 Target is 15% likely to be attacked by any horse he passes
940	5940 Target is 15% likely to die when he next sees an illusion
941	5941 Target is 20% likely to be healed by any poison he drinks
942	5942 Target is 20% likely to be healed instead of injured by fire
943	5943 Target is 20% likely to disbelieve any illusion he sees
944	5944 Target is 20% likely to drown when burned by magical fire
945	5945 Target is 20% likely to explode when burned by magical fire
946	5946 Target is 20% likely to gain a level when next struck by magic
947	5947 Target is 20% likely to take no damage if cut by a blade
948	5948 Target is 20% likely to think that he's undead if undead are near
949	5949 Target is 20% likely to turn invisible when injured by fire
950	5950 Target is 30% likely to be able to summarize any book he kisses
951	5951 Target is 40% likely to attack any priest who approaches him
952	5952 Target is 80% likely to die if Remove Curse is cast upon him
953	5953 Target is a carrier of some magical disease
954	5954 Target is at the heart of a thunderstorm, but no one else sees it
955	5955 Target is actually a remotely-operated simulacrum
956	5956 Target is acutely hungry for 5d6 days, no matter how much he eats
957	5957 Target is affected by Reverse Gravity for 1d4 weeks
958	5958 Target is afflicted with leprosy for one month, then he's healed
959	5959 Target is afflicted with lycanthropy until the next full moon
960	5960 Target is an immortal simply masquerading in this current form
961	5961 Target is arrested for smuggling some illegal substance
962	5962 Target is attacked by 1d1000 tiny skeletal bats
963	5963 Target is attacked by 6d12 housecats
964	5964 Target is attacked by a monster that no one else can see or hear
965	5965 Target is attacked by dozens of cows
966	5966 Target is attacked by dozens of crows
967	5967 Target is attacked by everyone within 50 yards
968	5968 Target is attacked by moths as if he were made of wool
969	5969 Target is attacked by teeming vermin visible only to him
970	5970 Target is attacked by the nearest boulder
971	5971 Target is blind until he wets his hair
972	5972 Target is blind while his hair is wet
973	5973 Target is blown back 3d10 yards and loses that many hit points
974	5974 Target is bound by fine but very durable silver chains
975	5975 Target is briefly blinded by a dense cloud of powdered sugar
976	5976 Target is briefly blinded by countless flies swarming around him
977	5977 Target is buffeted by mighty winds that affect no one else
978	5978 Target is buried by a heap of mildewed potato peelings
979	5979 Target is buried by a sudden avalanche; no one else is affected
980	5980 Target is buried up to his knees in burning coals
981	5981 Target is buried up to his knees in shiny new gold coins
982	5982 Target is captured for use in laboratory testing of cosmetics
983	5983 Target is carried high into the air by a flock of magpies
984	5984 Target is carrying a bucket of chum and must carry it until dawn
985	5985 Target is carrying a huge sack full of moldy rabbit pelts
986	5986 Target is caught in a violent hailstorm; no one else is affected
987	5987 Target is certain that a powerful entity is stalking him
988	5988 Target is certain that a vile monster is hiding in a nearby cave
989	5989 Target is certain that all of his allies have betrayed him
990	5990 Target is certain that he has the patronage of a powerful entity
991	5991 Target is certain that he was constructed in a laboratory
992	5992 Target is certain that he'll become a god if he dies in combat
993	5993 Target is certain that he'll die by sunset
994	5994 Target is certain that he's a plant-based creature
995	5995 Target is certain that he's about to become king
996	5996 Target is certain that he's as fragile as glass
997	5997 Target is certain that he's bleeding profusely
998	5998 Target is certain that he's immortal
999	5999 Target is certain that he's invulnerable until sunset
1000	6000 Target is certain that he's standing at the center of a huge fire

Effect7 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	6001 Target is chained into the highest branches of a tall tree nearby
2	6002 Target is coated in a delicious honey glaze like a ham
3	6003 Target is coated in boiling pitch and takes damage accordingly
4	6004 Target is completely enclosed by a layer of living flesh
5	6005 Target is constricted as though squeezed by an invisible python
6	6006 Target is covered by a suit of field plate armor, made of glass
7	6007 Target is covered by a thick shawl of fetid vulture feathers
8	6008 Target is covered by coarse and musky wool like a yak
9	6009 Target is covered by dozens of slugs and snails
10	6010 Target is covered by thick, ugly scales for an AC bonus of 1
11	6011 Target is discovered to be a remotely operated machine
12	6012 Target is discovered to be an agent of the king
13	6013 Target is discovered to be the real heir to the throne
14	6014 Target is discovered to be the true owner of caster's home
15	6015 Target is discovered to engage in decadent cannibalistic rituals
16	6016 Target is dragged along the ground into the nearest open grave
17	6017 Target is dragged halfway to the shore of the nearest river
18	6018 Target is draped in a gossamer shawl impervious to fire
19	6019 Target is draped in filthy funerary dressing
20	6020 Target is draped in foul-smelling seaweed
21	6021 Target is draped in threads that can only be cut under moonlight
22	6022 Target is dreadfully afraid of the spell's target point
23	6023 Target is dreadfully homesick for some place he's never been
24	6024 Target is dressed like a court jester
25	6025 Target is dressed like a crazed anchorite
26	6026 Target is dressed like a pig at a luau
27	6027 Target is dressed like one of the royal family
28	6028 Target is driven halfway through the nearest tree
29	6029 Target is driven like a thumbtack into the ground up to his neck
30	6030 Target is encased in a glass box quickly filling with water
31	6031 Target is encased in a large, hollow sphere of ice
32	6032 Target is encased in a marble sarcophagus
33	6033 Target is encased in a sealed wicker basket
34	6034 Target is encased in a skin-tight plaster cast
35	6035 Target is encased in an airtight steel capsule
36	6036 Target is encircled by a chest-high wall of packed snow
37	6037 Target is encircled by a waist-high, electrified iron fence
38	6038 Target is encircled by a zone of intense cold
39	6039 Target is encircled by a zone of pure vacuum
40	6040 Target is encircled by an electrified fence
41	6041 Target is encircled by an illusory wall of chattering skulls
42	6042 Target is encircled by tall icicles, each as thick as his leg
43	6043 Target is enclosed for one hour in an impenetrable 10-foot sphere
44	6044 Target is enclosed in a shrinking steel cage
45	6045 Target is enraged beyond all rational control
46	6046 Target is ensconced in velvet
47	6047 Target is ensnared by some distant spellcaster's Summoning spell
48	6048 Target is especially receptive to Commands for the next 24 hours
49	6049 Target is fearless as long as he wears the shoes he's wearing now
50	6050 Target is forever immune to all non-magical disease
51	6051 Target is forever immune to heatstroke
52	6052 Target is forever immune to hypothermia
53	6053 Target is forever immune to lycanthropy
54	6054 Target is found to be a persecuted victim needing caster's help
55	6055 Target is fully healed if he's slain while standing in snow
56	6056 Target is harassed by skeletal crows
57	6057 Target is haunted by the endless screams of damned souls
58	6058 Target is healed of all damage, but his clothes and gear vanish
59	6059 Target is held personally responsible for some distant atrocity
60	6060 Target is held personally responsible for the decay of society
61	6061 Target is highly magical and dies if Dispel Magic is cast on him
62	6062 Target is highly magical and is quickly recognized by magic users
63	6063 Target is holding an anvil and can't put it down for 2d8 rounds
64	6064 Target is holding an egg in each hand and must not break them!
65	6065 Target is hopelessly lost for 2d10 rounds
66	6066 Target is horribly afraid of cooked or salted meat
67	6067 Target is horribly scarred, as though shredded and reassembled
68	6068 Target is horrified by the sight of female magic users
69	6069 Target is horrified by the sound of clattering bones
70	6070 Target is identified as the leader of some bizarre cult
71	6071 Target is immortal and unaging until he next speaks
72	6072 Target is immortal, but he's sentenced to lifelong imprisonment
73	6073 Target is immortal, but his arms and legs vanish forever
74	6074 Target is immune to air-based magic for 1d4 days
75	6075 Target is immune to all attacks by non-magical birds
76	6076 Target is immune to all injury until he next speaks
77	6077 Target is immune to all swords now within one mile
78	6078 Target is immune to any wounds inflicted by humans for 4d6 hours
79	6079 Target is immune to area-effect magic for 1d4 days
80	6080 Target is immune to beneficial magic for 2d4 days
81	6081 Target is immune to charm-based spells or attacks for 1d4 weeks
82	6082 Target is immune to Charms and Enchantments for 1d4 weeks
83	6083 Target is immune to electrical attacks while carrying metal
84	6084 Target is immune to his allies magic
85	6085 Target is immune to his allies magic for 10d10 rounds
86	6086 Target is immune to his own magic and attacks for 1d4 hours
87	6087 Target is immune to hostile magic for 1d4 days
88	6088 Target is immune to illusions until dawn tomorrow
89	6089 Target is immune to injuries inflicted by wood in daylight
90	6090 Target is immune to inorganic poisons for 1d4 months
91	6091 Target is immune to light-based magic until sunset tomorrow
92	6092 Target is immune to lightning
93	6093 Target is immune to magical cold while naked
94	6094 Target is immune to magical diseases for one week
95	6095 Target is immune to magical fire while naked
96	6096 Target is immune to magical healing
97	6097 Target is immune to missile weapons for 6d8 hours
98	6098 Target is immune to necromantic magic until he uses a magic item
99	6099 Target is immune to non-magical diseases
100	6100 Target is immune to non-magical extremes of weather
101	6101 Target is immune to normal fire while wearing these clothes
102	6102 Target is immune to piercing weapons, such as stilettos, etc.
103	6103 Target is immune to poisons, but meat is highly toxic to him
104	6104 Target is immune to polymorph magic
105	6105 Target is immune to smoke inhalation for the rest of his life
106	6106 Target is immune to the burning effects of acid for 2d4 days
107	6107 Target is immune to the caster's magic for 10d10 rounds
108	6108 Target is immune to the crushing pressure of very deep water
109	6109 Target is immune to the next 1d10 attacks against him
110	6110 Target is immune to the next magical disease he encounters
111	6111 Target is implicated in numerous treasonous scandals
112	6112 Target is in the middle of a typhoon, but no one else is
113	6113 Target is infected with plague
114	6114 Target is instantly consumed by vermin if he dies within 24 hours
115	6115 Target is intensely drunk for 1d4 rounds after every combat
116	6116 Target is invisible to lycanthropes while he's bleeding
117	6117 Target is invisible to lycanthropes while they re indoors
118	6118 Target is invisible while carrying 1d4 burning torches
119	6119 Target is invisible while completely submerged
120	6120 Target is invisible while he has an apple in each hand
121	6121 Target is invisible while shouting
122	6122 Target is invulnerable and invisible until he speaks or moves
123	6123 Target is invulnerable to 80% of normal weapons
124	6124 Target is invulnerable to any weapon that has already wounded him
125	6125 Target is invulnerable to normal weapons and can't wield them
126	6126 Target is invulnerable to normal weapons for 1d6 turns
127	6127 Target is invulnerable to normal weapons until he inflicts damage
128	6128 Target is invulnerable to normal weapons until he wields one
129	6129 Target is invulnerable to weapon that he himself forged
130	6130 Target is kidnapped to be used as a sacrifice by a religious cult
131	6131 Target is kidnapped to be used as in medical experiments
132	6132 Target is killed outright if he ever triggers a Chaos Burst
133	6133 Target is killed outright if he kills any member of his species
134	6134 Target is killed outright if he wounds himself with a sword
135	6135 Target is killed outright if struck by a blood relative
136	6136 Target is limned by golden light until dawn tomorrow
137	6137 Target is liquefied and emerges from a nearby lake fully healed
138	6138 Target is liquefied but reforms at full hit points in 1d20 rounds
139	6139 Target is liquefied but reforms in a slightly warped shape
140	6140 Target is liquefied but returns fully healed during the next rain
141	6141 Target is lost in the shuffle
142	6142 Target is mesmerized by the sight of lighted candles
143	6143 Target is mesmerized by the sound of clinking metal
144	6144 Target is nearly paralyzed with terror under the full moon
145	6145 Target is now standing 8d10 yards behind the spell's target point
146	6146 Target is now standing atop the tallest mountain within 100 miles
147	6147 Target is numb to all physical sensation for 3d8 rounds
148	6148 Target is obsessed with ridding himself of all skin and hair
149	6149 Target is obsessed with ridding himself of all worldly property
150	6150 Target is obsessed with ridding himself of his allies
151	6151 Target is obsessed with ridding himself of his shadow
152	6152 Target is obsessively covetous of some item that he can now see
153	6153 Target is obsessively jealous of someone now standing nearby
154	6154 Target is obsessively protective of someone now standing nearby
155	6155 Target is obsessively protective someone he's never met
156	6156 Target is overwhelmingly drunk for 1d4 rounds, then totally sober
157	6157 Target is paralyzed by dread when he witnesses magical effects
158	6158 Target is pelted by hundreds of acorns
159	6159 Target is pelted by snowballs for 1d6 rounds
160	6160 Target is pelted by tiny, red hot coals for 1d4 rounds
161	6161 Target is pelted like a mink, otter, or beaver
162	6162 Target is permanently bloodstained
163	6163 Target is permanently invisible to caster but can't attack him
164	6164 Target is permanently invisible to himself between dusk and dawn
165	6165 Target is permanently rendered 1d100% transparent
166	6166 Target is physically exhausted
167	6167 Target is poisoned if he touches a book in the next 1d4 days
168	6168 Target is pursued by predatory moneylenders
169	6169 Target is pursued by ravenous wolves
170	6170 Target is pursued by rogue shadows that resemble his own
171	6171 Target is pushed through the planet and out to the opposite side
172	6172 Target is quarantined by the local Minister of Health
173	6173 Target is real but can be disbelieved as if he were an illusion
174	6174 Target is real but can be Dispelled as if he were an illusion
175	6175 Target is recognized as an escaped slave wherever he goes
176	6176 Target is reluctant to engage in combat between sunrise and noon
177	6177 Target is reluctant to speak between noon and sunset
178	6178 Target is reluctant to wield any weapon with inorganic components
179	6179 Target is rendered deaf and blind for 2d10 rounds
180	6180 Target is rendered inert for 1d10 turns
181	6181 Target is rendered like a cow in an abattoir
182	6182 Target is rendered mute for 1d100 rounds
183	6183 Target is scarred as though he were pressed against a hot screen
184	6184 Target is scarred as though his digestive tract has been removed
185	6185 Target is sheathed in a large, living sponge
186	6186 Target is sheathed in a plant like a huge pea pod
187	6187 Target is sheathed in blood-soaked strips of leather
188	6188 Target is sheathed in wax
189	6189 Target is shoved to the ground in each of the next 1d10 rounds
190	6190 Target is showered by sawdust for 1d10 rounds
191	6191 Target is showered by shaved ice for the next 1d10 rounds
192	6192 Target is shunned by all other members of his species
193	6193 Target is shunned by all that is holy
194	6194 Target is shunned by anyone carrying a magic item
195	6195 Target is shunned by anyone nearby who is now wounded
196	6196 Target is shunned by polite society
197	6197 Target is smeared in a coordinated campaign of personal attacks
198	6198 Target is smeared in a fluid that suppresses his natural scent
199	6199 Target is smeared in lard
200	6200 Target is smeared in some kind of fireproof jelly
201	6201 Target is so badly disfigured that people flee from him in horror
202	6202 Target is sought for arrest because he stole a loaf of bread
203	6203 Target is standing knee-deep in a basket full of cobras
204	6204 Target is standing knee-deep in a bucket full of manure
205	6205 Target is stricken completely hairless
206	6206 Target is stricken deaf, blind, and mute for 1d6 rounds
207	6207 Target is stricken from any documents that mention him by name
208	6208 Target is stricken mute under every full moon
209	6209 Target is stricken mute while horses are nearby
210	6210 Target is stricken mute while under any magical effect
211	6211 Target is struck by lightning for 1d100 hit points of damage
212	6212 Target is struck by lightning the next time an ally is wounded
213	6213 Target is struck by lightning the next time he draws a weapon
214	6214 Target is struck by lightning the next time he enters water
215	6215 Target is struck by lightning the next time he speaks
216	6216 Target is struck by lightning the next time he uses a magic item
217	6217 Target is struck by lightning unless he's currently atop a horse
218	6218 Target is stung by a bee as large as an ox
219	6219 Target is stung by a bee every time he makes a successful attack
220	6220 Target is suddenly acutely aware of any injuries he now has
221	6221 Target is suddenly attacked by ruffians
222	6222 Target is suddenly holding 1d4 anvils
223	6223 Target is suddenly holding a box full of his own bones
224	6224 Target is suddenly holding a pair of alligator suitcases
225	6225 Target is suddenly holding a pair of magic rings
226	6226 Target is suddenly holding an enormous bouquet of roses
227	6227 Target is suddenly holding the king's severed head
228	6228 Target is suddenly holding the nearest corpse in his arms
229	6229 Target is suddenly lying in a four-poster canopy bed
230	6230 Target is suddenly lying in his own bed
231	6231 Target is suddenly lying on a funeral pyre
232	6232 Target is suddenly married to 1d8 additional spouses
233	6233 Target is suddenly morbidly obese
234	6234 Target is suddenly naked except for a fig leaf
235	6235 Target is suddenly on the verge of an important breakthrough
236	6236 Target is suddenly on the verge of going berserk
237	6237 Target is suddenly on the verge of utter dehydration
238	6238 Target is suddenly on the verge of utter exhaustion
239	6239 Target is suddenly on the verge of utter panic
240	6240 Target is suddenly on the verge of utter starvation
241	6241 Target is suddenly packaged in a large cardboard box
242	6242 Target is suddenly recognized as everyone's long-lost brother
243	6243 Target is suddenly sitting at the base of a nearby waterfall
244	6244 Target is suddenly sitting atop someone else's horse
245	6245 Target is suddenly sitting atop the tallest waterfall in the land
246	6246 Target is suddenly sitting in a bucket full of ice water
247	6247 Target is suddenly sitting in a large wooden crate
248	6248 Target is suddenly sitting in the bucket of the nearest catapult
249	6249 Target is suddenly sitting in the queen's boudoir
250	6250 Target is suddenly sitting on an anthill, smeared with honey
251	6251 Target is suddenly sitting on the corpse of a fallen ally
252	6252 Target is suddenly standing atop a heap of shattered masonry
253	6253 Target is suddenly standing atop a rickety and very tall fence
254	6254 Target is suddenly standing atop a tall ladder
255	6255 Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest corpse
256	6256 Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest lookout tower
257	6257 Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest sand dune
258	6258 Target is suddenly standing in a fetid swamp miles from here
259	6259 Target is suddenly standing in the nearest boat
260	6260 Target is suddenly standing in the nearest locked treasure vault
261	6261 Target is suddenly standing knee-deep in the nearest ocean
262	6262 Target is suddenly standing next to his most powerful enemy
263	6263 Target is suddenly standing on a trapdoor over a very deep pit
264	6264 Target is suddenly standing on the shoulders of a nearby ally
265	6265 Target is suddenly standing outside his own front door
266	6266 Target is suddenly standing under the nearest bridge
267	6267 Target is suddenly standing upon what appears to be his own grave
268	6268 Target is suddenly standing wherever he awoke this morning
269	6269 Target is suddenly suffering from overpowering agoraphobia
270	6270 Target is suddenly wearing a cast-iron straightjacket
271	6271 Target is suddenly wearing a provocative leather ensemble
272	6272 Target is suddenly wearing a skin-tight suit of chain mail
273	6273 Target is suddenly wearing an anachronistic bathing costume
274	6274 Target is suddenly wearing an ornate saddle of very high quality
275	6275 Target is suddenly wearing fireproof clothing
276	6276 Target is suddenly wearing whatever the king wore yesterday
277	6277 Target is surrounded by pandering sycophants
278	6278 Target is surrounded by rabid wolves
279	6279 Target is surrounded by servitors who want to assassinate him
280	6280 Target is surrounded by vermin and small pests
281	6281 Target is susceptible to rust while carrying gold
282	6282 Target is suspected of having trafficked with demons in a church
283	6283 Target is suspected of having wrought a plague upon this nation
284	6284 Target is suspected of holding the secret of all existence
285	6285 Target is suspected of plotting to exterminate his entire species
286	6286 Target is suspended above the tallest tree nearby
287	6287 Target is suspended over a flaming pit until sunset
288	6288 Target is swarmed by countless flies, but they don't bother him
289	6289 Target is swarmed by undead whenever he uses a magic item
290	6290 Target is swept 3d100 yards by a wave of molasses
291	6291 Target is the most unrepentant coward in the entire world
292	6292 Target is the subject of a distant being's use of the Wish spell
293	6293 Target is thought to be a malefic figure as foretold by prophecy
294	6294 Target is thrown 1d4 rounds into the past
295	6295 Target is thrown 8d6 hours into the future
296	6296 Target is thrown 8d6 yards into the air
297	6297 Target is thrown down the nearest flight of stairs
298	6298 Target is thrown into a coma for 1d6 days
299	6299 Target is thrown into the nearest briar patch
300	6300 Target is tied between two trees like a hammock
301	6301 Target is tied to the ground with rope made of his own hair
302	6302 Target is tightly bound by strips of adhesive cloth
303	6303 Target is tightly chained to the nearest tree
304	6304 Target is tightly swaddled in a coarse wool blanket
305	6305 Target is tightly wrapped in blood-soaked bandages
306	6306 Target is tightly wrapped in strips of raw and greasy bacon
307	6307 Target is tormented by countless demonic voices
308	6308 Target is tormented by false but realistic echoes of a past life
309	6309 Target is tormented by illusory ants crawling all over him
310	6310 Target is tormented by invisible barbs that catch in his flesh
311	6311 Target is tormented by shrill and discordant music
312	6312 Target is tormented by the awareness of his mortality
313	6313 Target is tormented by visions of his own damnation
314	6314 Target is tormented by visions of his own descent into madness
315	6315 Target is tormented by visions of the damned
316	6316 Target is tormented by visions of the torture of his allies
317	6317 Target is tormented by voices telling him to kill his allies
318	6318 Target is tormented by voices telling him to kill the king
319	6319 Target is unable to look directly at the caster
320	6320 Target is unaffected by natural winds
321	6321 Target is unexpectedly thrust into a position of political power
322	6322 Target is unusually clumsy for 1d4 hours after he says his name
323	6323 Target is utterly fearless until sunset tomorrow
324	6324 Target is violently allergic to some common non-magical species
325	6325 Target is violently compressed to the size of a grain of rice
326	6326 Target is violently pushed 1d10 yards, stunned for as many rounds
327	6327 Target is wearing a diver's mask, snorkel, and swim fins
328	6328 Target is wearing a formal suit made entirely of lettuce
329	6329 Target is wearing a formal suit made entirely of smoked meats
330	6330 Target is wearing a necklace of severed human ears
331	6331 Target is wearing nothing but strategically-placed coconut shells
332	6332 Target is wearing the entire skin from an orc or goblin
333	6333 Target is wearing the leathered skin from his own corpse
334	6334 Target is wholly invulnerable for 1d4 rounds
335	6335 Target is widely famed for his prowess with the scissors
336	6336 Target is widely recognized as a traitor to his race and species
337	6337 Target is, by his very nature, impossible
338	6338 Target jingles like sleigh bells while trying to move stealthily
339	6339 Target kills himself at sunset tonight but is resurrected at dawn
340	6340 Target knows a secret that damages the sanity of any who learn it
341	6341 Target knows an economical way to extract aluminum from bauxite
342	6342 Target knows but won't tell the location of an important artifact
343	6343 Target knows everything there is to know about the caster
344	6344 Target knows exactly what will happen in the next 2d6 rounds
345	6345 Target knows the current location of every Dwarf within 10 miles
346	6346 Target knows the location of every lock within one mile
347	6347 Target labors to conceal a humiliating secret from his allies
348	6348 Target lacks any concept of personal property
349	6349 Target laughs like a braying donkey when he injures someone
350	6350 Target laughs outrageously at the sight of his allies blood
351	6351 Target learns that a deranged cult worships him as a god
352	6352 Target leaves no scent for 1d4 weeks
353	6353 Target leeches 2d10 hit points from the caster
354	6354 Target levitates 10d10 yards into the air for that many rounds
355	6355 Target levitates 1d10 feet in each of the next 1d6 rounds
356	6356 Target literally laughs at danger, so much so that it's annoying
357	6357 Target looks as though half of his body has been severely burned
358	6358 Target looks as though half of his body is made of pumice
359	6359 Target looks as though half of his body is made of wood
360	6360 Target looks as though he's made entirely of clay
361	6361 Target looks exactly like the caster for 1d4 days
362	6362 Target looks like a photo-negative for 1d4 days
363	6363 Target looks like a photo-negative while wielding a weapon
364	6364 Target looks vaguely demonic whenever he uses a magic item
365	6365 Target loses 1d100 hit points if he speaks his name before sunset
366	6366 Target loses 1d100 hit points unless he eats 3lbs of gold by dawn
367	6367 Target loses 1d100% of his mass
368	6368 Target loses 1d4 hit points every time he draws a weapon
369	6369 Target loses 1d4 levels/hit dice
370	6370 Target loses a point of Intelligence for each hit point he loses
371	6371 Target loses all but one hit point, then regains one per round
372	6372 Target loses all hit points gained due to high Constitution
373	6373 Target loses all sense of decency and restraint
374	6374 Target loses half of his remaining hit points
375	6375 Target loses one hit point each day for the next 1d100 days
376	6376 Target loses one hit point per hour until dawn tomorrow
377	6377 Target loses one hit point per person now within a 10 yard radius
378	6378 Target loses one hit point per round until he eats some raw meat
379	6379 Target loses one hit point per round until he strips naked
380	6380 Target loses one hit point per round until he swallows a coin
381	6381 Target loses one hit point per round until he's struck by magic
382	6382 Target loses the sense of object permanence
383	6383 Target makes a spirited effort to detach one of his legs
384	6384 Target makes a spirited effort to disarm his allies
385	6385 Target makes a spirited effort to eat his own foot 6386
386	Target makes a spirited effort to extract his own heart
387	6387 Target makes a spirited effort to pull out his own tongue
388	6388 Target makes a spirited effort to remove his lower jaw
389	6389 Target makes a spirited effort to scour the flesh from his hands
390	6390 Target makes a spirited effort to swallow his weapon
391	6391 Target makes a spirited effort to tear off his ears
392	6392 Target makes outrageous claims about his martial skill
393	6393 Target makes outrageous claims about his wealth and property
394	6394 Target mimics the actions of one of his allies for 2d6 rounds
395	6395 Target mimics the caster's actions for 1d10 rounds
396	6396 Target mistakes himself for someone else
397	6397 Target moos like a cow each time he draws a weapon
398	6398 Target must carry a blade at all times that has never drawn blood
399	6399 Target must carry a burning candle at all times
400	6400 Target must carry a fifty pound wheel of cheese until sunset
401	6401 Target must carry a small stone from this spot at all times
402	6402 Target must carry a wooden staff taller than he is at all times
403	6403 Target must carry at least 30 feet of rope at all times
404	6404 Target must carry at least 4d6 gold coins at all times
405	6405 Target must carry at least five pounds of wood at all times
406	6406 Target must carry at least one pound of feathers at all times
407	6407 Target must climb a tall tree during the next thunderstorm
408	6408 Target must disrobe before entering any cave or mine
409	6409 Target must douse himself with 2d6 gallons of water or combust
410	6410 Target must draw his weapon every time he says his name
411	6411 Target must drink 2d4 gallons of water before sunset
412	6412 Target must eat 3d6 pounds of food before dawn tomorrow
413	6413 Target must eat a pound of grass or leaves before dawn
414	6414 Target must eat a pound of ice by sunset tonight
415	6415 Target must give his name whenever he's asked for it
416	6416 Target must lie whenever he's asked his name
417	6417 Target must re-roll any attribute scores that are higher than 15
418	6418 Target must re-roll any attribute scores that are lower than 12
419	6419 Target must return to this location at least once each month
420	6420 Target must Save at each sunset or forget what happened that day
421	6421 Target must Save each morning or be ethereal until dusk
422	6422 Target must Save each morning or shrink by 10%
423	6423 Target must Save each morning, or he can't use his arms that day
424	6424 Target must Save each morning, or his left leg bursts into flame
425	6425 Target must Save each night or else sleep for 6d8+24 hours
426	6426 Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones explode
427	6427 Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones turn to glass
428	6428 Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones turn to steel
429	6429 Target must Save or be dragged to the bottom of the nearest lake
430	6430 Target must Save or be struck dead by a meteor
431	6431 Target must Save or each of his bones teleports 1d4 miles
432	6432 Target must Save or forfeit ownership of all of his possessions
433	6433 Target must Save or he beheads himself with his next attack
434	6434 Target must Save or he will never have existed
435	6435 Target must Save or his hands and weapons vanish until sunset
436	6436 Target must Save or his temperature rises 1° per round
437	6437 Target must Save or lose 1d4 from each attribute score
438	6438 Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or shatter
439	6439 Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or shriek in panic
440	6440 Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or turn inside out
441	6441 Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or turn to butter
442	6442 Target must say his name every time he draws a weapon
443	6443 Target must scale the tallest mountain within 100 miles
444	6444 Target must take 1d10 steps backward each time he draws a weapon
445	6445 Target now has 1d12 x 10% of his full hit points
446	6446 Target now has an odd number of limbs
447	6447 Target now has three legs spaced evenly around his pelvis
448	6448 Target obsessively cleans and polishes any magical items he owns
449	6449 Target obsessively pursues a man who turns into a green monster
450	6450 Target obsessively pursues an immortal beast with glass eyes
451	6451 Target obsessively pursues some crazy get-rich-quick scheme
452	6452 Target obsessively pursues the one-armed man who killed his wife
453	6453 Target offered his legs as collateral on a high-interest loan
454	6454 Target only needs to blink once every 4d6 hours
455	6455 Target only needs to eat one normal-sized meal per week
456	6456 Target opens a chain of big-box retail stores
457	6457 Target owes a big favor to a powerful and malevolent entity
458	6458 Target owes a big favor to someone to whom he's morally opposed
459	6459 Target perceives a vast army to be just beyond the nearest ridge
460	6460 Target perceives aggressive creditors to be hunting him endlessly
461	6461 Target perceives all foliage to be ablaze
462	6462 Target perceives constant rainfall from now on
463	6463 Target perceives everyone nearby to be sheathed in golden flame
464	6464 Target perceives everyone nearby to be sprouting peacock feathers
465	6465 Target perceives everyone nearby to look just like him
466	6466 Target perceives everything except himself to be 50% larger
467	6467 Target perceives everything nearby to be aligned against him
468	6468 Target perceives everything nearby to made of gold
469	6469 Target perceives everything to be blighted and drained of color
470	6470 Target perceives himself to be bathed in silver light
471	6471 Target perceives himself to be the wealthiest person in the world
472	6472 Target perceives hints of prophecy in any music he hears
473	6473 Target perceives menacing waterfowl all around him
474	6474 Target perceives profound secrets in everyday conversation
475	6475 Target perceives shocking insults in everyday conversation
476	6476 Target perceives weather conditions to be six months out of sync
477	6477 Target perceives worms to be wriggling from his every orifice
478	6478 Target permanently abandons his principal weapon
479	6479 Target permanently ages one year for each hit point he loses
480	6480 Target permanently gains 1d4 hit points
481	6481 Target permanently loses 1d10 toes
482	6482 Target permanently loses 1d4 hit points
483	6483 Target permanently loses half his current hit points
484	6484 Target poses and spits water like a fountain for one turn
485	6485 Target presents a long list of grievances to the caster
486	6486 Target pretends that he has a personal relationship with his god
487	6487 Target pretends that he's been Charmed by the caster
488	6488 Target punches his jaw repeatedly until he knocks himself out
489	6489 Target quickly regenerates any lost fingers or toes
490	6490 Target races away in a random direction and can't stop until dawn
491	6491 Target races headlong toward any magic user he encounters
492	6492 Target races to the nearest cave and hides there
493	6493 Target races to the nearest cave entrance
494	6494 Target races to the nearest library and tries to burn it down
495	6495 Target races to the nearest temple and messily desecrates it
496	6496 Target races toward his home at top speed
497	6497 Target races toward the caster and begs to be killed
498	6498 Target races toward the caster, embraces him, & vanishes with him
499	6499 Target races toward the nearest lake and jumps into it
500	6500 Target races toward the nearest monarch and attacks him
501	6501 Target races toward the nearest ocean and wades out 1d4 miles
502	6502 Target races toward the nearest open fire and jumps into it
503	6503 Target races toward the nearest open pit and jumps into it
504	6504 Target rattles like a bucket of stones while moving with stealth
505	6505 Target reacts violently to any representative of the king
506	6506 Target reacts violently to anyone bearing a scar on his face
507	6507 Target reacts violently to anyone bearing a tattoo
508	6508 Target reacts violently to anyone displaying a holy symbol
509	6509 Target reacts violently to anyone he sees who is now injured
510	6510 Target reacts violently to anyone he thinks is able to kill him
511	6511 Target reacts violently to anyone nearby when he awakens
512	6512 Target reacts violently to anyone not of his race
513	6513 Target reacts violently to anyone not wearing a hat
514	6514 Target reacts violently to anyone refusing to address him as sire
515	6515 Target reacts violently to anyone representing a deity
516	6516 Target reacts violently to anyone taller than he is
517	6517 Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a cloak
518	6518 Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a gold ring
519	6519 Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a hat or helmet
520	6520 Target reacts violently to anyone wearing leather
521	6521 Target reacts violently to anyone who addresses him by name
522	6522 Target reacts violently to anyone who addresses the caster
523	6523 Target reacts violently to anyone who asks his name
524	6524 Target reacts violently to anyone who attacks the caster
525	6525 Target reacts violently to anyone who carries an axe
526	6526 Target reacts violently to anyone who displays fear or pity
527	6527 Target reacts violently to anyone who displays the color red
528	6528 Target reacts violently to anyone who doesn't offer him money
529	6529 Target reacts violently to anyone who doesn't recognize him
530	6530 Target reacts violently to anyone who draws a weapon near him
531	6531 Target reacts violently to anyone who eats in front of him
532	6532 Target reacts violently to anyone who eats meat in his presence
533	6533 Target reacts violently to anyone who gives him an order
534	6534 Target reacts violently to anyone who has a beard
535	6535 Target reacts violently to anyone who has long hair
536	6536 Target reacts violently to anyone who has no beard
537	6537 Target reacts violently to anyone who lights a fire near him
538	6538 Target reacts violently to anyone who mentions a deity by name
539	6539 Target reacts violently to anyone who mentions his martial skill
540	6540 Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him aid in battle
541	6541 Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him food or water
542	6542 Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him hospitality
543	6543 Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him money
544	6544 Target reacts violently to anyone who questions his bravery
545	6545 Target reacts violently to anyone who receives magical healing
546	6546 Target reacts violently to anyone who refuses to give him money
547	6547 Target reacts violently to anyone who refuses to worship him
548	6548 Target reacts violently to anyone who says a magic word near him
549	6549 Target reacts violently to anyone who seems to have a magic item
550	6550 Target reacts violently to anyone who sees him get injured
551	6551 Target reacts violently to anyone who shows him common courtesy
552	6552 Target reacts violently to anyone who speaks while on horseback
553	6553 Target reacts violently to anyone who speaks with an accent
554	6554 Target reacts violently to anyone who spends money on armor
555	6555 Target reacts violently to anyone who suggests that he's mortal
556	6556 Target reacts violently to anyone who touches him
557	6557 Target reacts violently to anyone who uses magic
558	6558 Target reacts violently to anyone who wears jewelry
559	6559 Target reacts violently to anyone who wields a magical weapon
560	6560 Target reacts violently to anyone whom he perceives to be ill
561	6561 Target reacts violently to anyone wielding a bloodstained weapon
562	6562 Target reacts violently to anyone wielding a wooden bludgeon
563	6563 Target reacts violently to anyone with bloodstained clothes
564	6564 Target reacts violently to Elves who learn his name
565	6565 Target reacts violently to the next person to draw blood near him
566	6566 Target realizes that has an extra eye in the back of his head
567	6567 Target realizes that he murdered 1d10 people closest to him
568	6568 Target realizes that he's a mechanical simulacrum
569	6569 Target realizes that he's always been a ravenous cannibal
570	6570 Target realizes that he's been chewing on gravel for several days
571	6571 Target realizes that he's being controlled by invisible entities
572	6572 Target realizes that he's had an arrow in his thigh for days
573	6573 Target realizes that he's lost and doesn't know anyone nearby
574	6574 Target realizes that the back of his head is removable
575	6575 Target receives a massive shock the next time he touches metal
576	6576 Target receives a sign that he should abandon all worldly goods
577	6577 Target receives a sign that he should devote himself to magic
578	6578 Target receives a sign that he should reject all magic
579	6579 Target receives a sign that his murder is imminent
580	6580 Target reeks of carrion when he's angry
581	6581 Target reeks of cheap perfume between sunset and dawn
582	6582 Target reeks of chlorine while he speaks
583	6583 Target reeks of gasoline for the rest of his life
584	6584 Target reeks of manure while in polite company
585	6585 Target reflection appears in every mirror within 10 miles
586	6586 Target refuses any offers of first aid or magical healing
587	6587 Target refuses to believe that metal weapons can harm him
588	6588 Target refuses to believe that poisons are poisonous
589	6589 Target refuses to believe that the caster exists
590	6590 Target refuses to eat any cooked meat
591	6591 Target refuses to eat or sleep for 2d4-1 days
592	6592 Target refuses to eat until his magical sword is returned
593	6593 Target refuses to eat within 6d10 miles of this spot
594	6594 Target refuses to give medical aid to his allies
595	6595 Target refuses to share food or water with his allies
596	6596 Target refuses to speak his native tongue while outdoors
597	6597 Target refuses to speak to anyone at all for 1d8 days
598	6598 Target refuses to speak to anyone not of his race
599	6599 Target refuses to speak to anyone of his race
600	6600 Target refuses to speak to anyone who addresses him by name
601	6601 Target refuses to speak to anyone who is looking at him
602	6602 Target refuses to speak to anyone who shares his native tongue
603	6603 Target refuses to speak to anyone whom he knows to employ magic
604	6604 Target regains his full hit points in each of the next 1d8 rounds
605	6605 Target regenerates one hit point for each pint of blood he drinks
606	6606 Target regresses to infancy but quickly grows to his correct age
607	6607 Target re-rolls 1d4 of his attribute scores, using 2d10
608	6608 Target re-rolls his hit points
609	6609 Target retains a perfect memory of the next 4d12 hours
610	6610 Target rightly believes that everyone is trying to kill him
611	6611 Target roars like a lion whenever he sees food
612	6612 Target runs 1d4 miles at top speed in a random direction
613	6613 Target runs completely around the nearest lake
614	6614 Target salivates heavily during battle
615	6615 Target screams as though in agony for 1d4 hours
616	6616 Target secretes 10 gallons of foul brine over the next 1d8 turns
617	6617 Target secretes a sticky pus from his eyes, nose, and ears
618	6618 Target sees anything more than 20 yards away as dull gray
619	6619 Target sees spectacular lightning overhead, but no one else does
620	6620 Target shakes violently when attempting to use magic items
621	6621 Target shakes violently while touching magic items
622	6622 Target shimmers like a desert mirage, making him -1 ToHit
623	6623 Target shrinks by 25% during each of the next 1d10 days
624	6624 Target shrinks by 8d10% when he next attacks the caster
625	6625 Target single-mindedly attacks the tallest person he can see
626	6626 Target single-mindedly tries to kill the caster until one is dead
627	6627 Target sinks halfway to the center of the world
628	6628 Target smells like 1,000 roses whenever he uses a magic item
629	6629 Target smells like 10 corpses whenever he uses a magic item
630	6630 Target smells like fungus for 1d4 hours after every battle
631	6631 Target smells like roses for one hour after every battle
632	6632 Target smells rotting flesh everywhere for 1d4 weeks
633	6633 Target smells strongly of blood whenever he uses a magic item
634	6634 Target smells strongly of cabbage until his next birthday
635	6635 Target smells strongly of sauerkraut for the rest of his life
636	6636 Target smells strongly of sour milk until next wounded in battle
637	6637 Target smells strongly of vanilla for 2d4 days
638	6638 Target sneezes and 10d10 angry wasps spew from his nose
639	6639 Target sneezes and blows 1d4 pounds of iron filings from his nose
640	6640 Target sneezes and blows all of his teeth from his mouth
641	6641 Target snorts like a pig before and after he says his name
642	6642 Target sounds as though he's shouting through a distant megaphone
643	6643 Target speaks only in an archaic dialect of his native language
644	6644 Target spends 1d4 rounds obsessing over the impact of his actions
645	6645 Target spends 1d4 turns trying to fell a tree with his bare hands
646	6646 Target spends 2d4 rounds trying to remove one of his vital organs
647	6647 Target spends 2d8 rounds praising the caster for his magic skills
648	6648 Target spends a few rounds trying to convince himself he's dead
649	6649 Target spends a few rounds trying to unscrew his own head
650	6650 Target spends all of his money to buy something totally worthless
651	6651 Target spins a cocoon & emerges in 1d4 days with butterfly wings
652	6652 Target spins like a top for 1d8 rounds
653	6653 Target spits out small lumps of coal after any melee
654	6654 Target sprays a gallon of milk from his nose
655	6655 Target sprays a huge gout of jet-black ink from his nose
656	6656 Target sprouts 1d10 additional noses all over his body
657	6657 Target sprouts 1d10 fingers from his cheeks
658	6658 Target sprouts 1d10 pairs of delicate antennae
659	6659 Target sprouts 1d100 additional ears on his body
660	6660 Target sprouts 1d6 additional noses somewhere on his body
661	6661 Target sprouts 3d10 tufts of coarse, ugly hair on his body
662	6662 Target sprouts a bunch of flexible metal tines on his face
663	6663 Target sprouts a clumsy elephant's trunk at the back of his head
664	6664 Target sprouts a collar of holly from the skin of his neck
665	6665 Target sprouts a horse's tail from the center of his chest
666	6666 Target sprouts a long, prehensile tail from his chest
667	6667 Target sprouts a non-functional face between his shoulder blades
668	6668 Target sprouts a non-functioning hand from the top of his head
669	6669 Target sprouts a pair of compound eyes from his cheekbones
670	6670 Target sprouts a pair of loathsome tentacles from his forehead
671	6671 Target sprouts a pair of retractable fangs in each palm
672	6672 Target sprouts a pig's tail from between his eyes
673	6673 Target sprouts a small foot from the top of his head
674	6674 Target sprouts a torch sconce between his shoulder blades
675	6675 Target sprouts a vulture's wing between his shoulder blades
676	6676 Target sprouts an additional foot from each knee
677	6677 Target sprouts an additional foot from each shoulder
678	6678 Target sprouts an additional forearm and hand from one elbow
679	6679 Target sprouts an additional hand from each shoulder
680	6680 Target sprouts an additional hand from one of his arms
681	6681 Target sprouts an additional hand from the palm of one hand
682	6682 Target sprouts an additional head beside the existing one
683	6683 Target sprouts an additional limb
684	6684 Target sprouts an additional mouth next to his original one
685	6685 Target sprouts an additional pair of eyes on his forehead
686	6686 Target sprouts an additional pair of nostrils on his forehead
687	6687 Target sprouts an additional pair of thumbs on his forehead
688	6688 Target sprouts an additional thumb from the back of each hand
689	6689 Target sprouts an iguana's tail from his chin
690	6690 Target sprouts an intelligent fungus atop his head
691	6691 Target sprouts an ox horn from his chin
692	6692 Target sprouts an ox horn from one side of his head
693	6693 Target sprouts countless leaves, each bearing a mysterious rune
694	6694 Target sprouts deer antlers from his shoulder blades
695	6695 Target sprouts enormous fangs from his lower jaw
696	6696 Target sprouts harmless but acrid blue mold all over his body
697	6697 Target sprouts retractable iron claws from his fingers
698	6698 Target sprouts small, flashing lights along his spine
699	6699 Target sprouts wool like a sheep
700	6700 Target stalks the caster, always at least one mile distant
701	6701 Target steals credit for writing a list of 7,000 random effects
702	6702 Target stretches into an upright "X" for 1d10 rounds
703	6703 Target struggles with some trite philosophical conundrum
704	6704 Target suddenly has 2d10 carpenter's nails in his mouth
705	6705 Target suddenly has a horseshoe in his mouth
706	6706 Target suddenly owns a book describing how to build a spacecraft
707	6707 Target suddenly owns a large pouch made of his own leathered skin
708	6708 Target suddenly owns an exact replica of his own skeleton
709	6709 Target suddenly owns an exact replica of some person nearby
710	6710 Target suddenly owns an exact replica of the caster's skeleton
711	6711 Target suddenly realizes that fire can harm him
712	6712 Target suddenly realizes that he doesn't know how to use weapons
713	6713 Target suddenly realizes that he has a conjoined twin
714	6714 Target suddenly realizes that he's terrified of spiders
715	6715 Target suddenly realizes that he's undead
716	6716 Target suddenly realizes that magic doesn't really exist
717	6717 Target suddenly realizes that magical illusions can't hurt him
718	6718 Target suddenly realizes that the caster is only an illusion
719	6719 Target suddenly senses that his identity is a fictional construct
720	6720 Target suffers a fit of crippling paranoia for 1d4 turns
721	6721 Target suffers a seizure lasting 1d10 rounds
722	6722 Target suffers burns if he touches water hotter than 80°
723	6723 Target suffers double damage from injuries while he's wet
724	6724 Target suffers extreme hypothermia
725	6725 Target suffers from a disfiguring pox, but his teeth are radiant
726	6726 Target suffers from hysterical pregnancy
727	6727 Target suffers half damage from metal weapons while it's snowing
728	6728 Target suffers immense pain while in close proximity to fire
729	6729 Target suffers intense dread when he tries to use a magic item
730	6730 Target suffers no damage from dragons breath for 1d4 weeks
731	6731 Target suffers no damage from falls of less than 1d100 feet
732	6732 Target suffers no damage from magical blades for 2d4 days
733	6733 Target suffers no damage from wounds inflicted by orcs
734	6734 Target suffers only half damage from acid for 1d4 days
735	6735 Target suffers only half damage from fire for 1d8 days
736	6736 Target suffers only half damage from now until midnight
737	6737 Target suffers only half damage from wounds received in daylight
738	6738 Target suffers severe burns if cut by a magical blade
739	6739 Target suffers severe burns the next time he removes his clothes
740	6740 Target suffers severe convulsions in the presence of kobolds
741	6741 Target suffers severe frostbite the next time he touches metal
742	6742 Target suffers splitting headaches after using magic items
743	6743 Target swallowed a tiny but powerful artifact yesterday
744	6744 Target swaps places with himself from 1d10+10 rounds ago
745	6745 Target swears undying loyalty to the next person to say his name
746	6746 Target sweats viscous and fragrant oil
747	6747 Target teleports 100 yards north in each of the next 1d10 rounds
748	6748 Target teleports 6d6 miles & back in each of the next 2d6 rounds
749	6749 Target teleports 8d10 miles when he next attacks the caster
750	6750 Target teleports into the nearest convent
751	6751 Target teleports into the nearest grain silo
752	6752 Target teleports into the nearest leper colony
753	6753 Target teleports into the nearest monastery
754	6754 Target teleports into the nearest oubliette
755	6755 Target teleports into the nearest unoccupied sarcophagus
756	6756 Target teleports one mile upon his next successful attack
757	6757 Target teleports to a barren, arctic wasteland for 1d4+1 hours
758	6758 Target teleports to a point 1d100 feet above the nearest lake
759	6759 Target teleports to a tiny and distant island for 1d4 days
760	6760 Target teleports to an impenetrable forest for 4d6 hours
761	6761 Target teleports to the base of the largest tree within 100 miles
762	6762 Target teleports to the caster's location in exactly 24 hours
763	6763 Target teleports to the centerpoint of the nearest lake's surface
764	6764 Target teleports to the exact place where he awoke this morning
765	6765 Target teleports to the exact place where he last ate a full meal
766	6766 Target teleports to the exact place where he met the caster
767	6767 Target teleports to the exact place where he was born
768	6768 Target teleports to the exact place where he'll be in 24 hours
769	6769 Target teleports to the exact place where the caster was born
770	6770 Target teleports to the location of the nearest anvil
771	6771 Target teleports to the place where he last paid for a meal
772	6772 Target teleports to the place where his blood was last spilled
773	6773 Target teleports to this spot at both dawn and sunset tomorrow
774	6774 Target teleports to this spot on the first day of each month
775	6775 Target teleports to this spot upon losing 50% of his hit points
776	6776 Target teleports to this spot when his blood is next spilled
777	6777 Target teleports well beyond the caster's line of sight
778	6778 Target tells embarrassing lies about himself at every opportunity
779	6779 Target thinks he'll die if he climbs a tree taller than he is
780	6780 Target thinks he'll die if he sees a shooting star
781	6781 Target thinks he'll die if he wields a magical weapon
782	6782 Target thinks he'll die if struck again by the caster's magic
783	6783 Target thinks he'll die unless the caster saves him
784	6784 Target thinks he's an elephant until he's next injured
785	6785 Target thinks that 1d100 years have passed
786	6786 Target thinks that a mighty artifact is hidden in a nearby lake
787	6787 Target thinks that he can control the caster for 1d6 rounds
788	6788 Target thinks that he's thoroughly soaked with lamp oil
789	6789 Target thinks that he's under the caster's control until sunset
790	6790 Target thinks that his attacks heal rather than inflict damage
791	6791 Target thinks that his clothing is on fire for 1d10 rounds
792	6792 Target thinks that his enemies are only illusions
793	6793 Target thinks that his left arm has turned to stone
794	6794 Target thinks that his skin is trying to suffocate him
795	6795 Target thinks that his sweat is flammable
796	6796 Target thinks that his weapon is intelligent and powerful
797	6797 Target thinks that his weapon will explode on contact with metal
798	6798 Target thinks that non-magical fire is a manifestation of his god
799	6799 Target thinks that non-magical fire is an offense against his god
800	6800 Target thinks that one of his limbs is as fragile as glass
801	6801 Target thinks that the nearest fire is an avatar of his god
802	6802 Target thinks that the nearest statue is his close relative
803	6803 Target thinks that the nearest statue was once his close friend
804	6804 Target throws all of his belongings into the next fire he sees
805	6805 Target throws his weapon into the next chasm he passes
806	6806 Target tries to bite off 1d10 of his fingers, one try per finger
807	6807 Target trips and falls over in each of the next 1d6 rounds
808	6808 Target trips over what he realizes is his own grave marker
809	6809 Target trumpets like an elephant when he draws a weapon
810	6810 Target trusts everyone unquestioningly, no matter how unworthy
811	6811 Target trusts no one who's visibly carrying a weapon
812	6812 Target trusts the caster absolutely and unquestioningly
813	6813 Target trusts the caster implicitly until the caster next speaks
814	6814 Target turns in a circle every time he passes through a doorway
815	6815 Target turns into a pumpkin at midnight tonight; reverts at dawn
816	6816 Target turns into a tree at each sunset but reverts at dawn
817	6817 Target understands 3d6 languages but can speak and write only one
818	6818 Target vanishes for 1d4 days, then reappears unaware of the lapse
819	6819 Target vanishes until 1d4 different people say his name
820	6820 Target vanishes until the caster dies or gains a level
821	6821 Target vanishes until two different people say his name
822	6822 Target volunteers for any task, the more dangerous, the better
823	6823 Target vows not to eat meat unless it comes from primates
824	6824 Target vows to adopt a life of asceticism and poverty
825	6825 Target vows to eat an entire person before the end of next month
826	6826 Target vows to eat only raw meat starting tomorrow
827	6827 Target vows to eat only rotting meat starting tomorrow
828	6828 Target vows to forego all magical healing for one full year
829	6829 Target vows to return to this exact spot once per week
830	6830 Target vows to slay anyone who uses magic on him
831	6831 Target vows to slay every necromancer he meets
832	6832 Target vows to smite those who take his name in vain
833	6833 Target vows to tithe 90% of his income
834	6834 Target wails inconsolably for 1d10 rounds
835	6835 Target wakes each day bald, but his hair regrows by noon
836	6836 Target wakes each day certain that he's been buried for weeks
837	6837 Target wakes each day certain that he's been tortured for weeks
838	6838 Target wakes each day certain that he's gone blind
839	6839 Target wakes each day certain that he's immortal
840	6840 Target wakes each day certain that he's spent a month in the snow
841	6841 Target wakes each day certain that he's still dreaming
842	6842 Target wakes each day certain that he's the king
843	6843 Target wakes each day certain that his heart has been removed
844	6844 Target wakes each day covered in dirt as though recently buried
845	6845 Target wakes each day covered in finely-powdered rust
846	6846 Target wakes each day with his pockets full of twigs and gravel
847	6847 Target wakes tomorrow certain that it's yesterday
848	6848 Target wakes tomorrow floating in the middle of the nearest lake
849	6849 Target wakes tomorrow within 1d10 yards of the caster
850	6850 Target was assembled from portions of corpses
851	6851 Target was just released after decades of solitary confinement
852	6852 Target was the caster in a past life
853	6853 Target was Wished into existence by a delusional necromancer
854	6854 Target wastes many hours writing a list of 10,000 random effects
855	6855 Target whistles like a teapot when struck by magic
856	6856 Target will be devoured by a dragon within 24 hours
857	6857 Target will befriend a dragon within 24 hours
858	6858 Target will betray himself at the most inopportune time
859	6859 Target will betray his closest ally in his time of greatest need
860	6860 Target will combust in 1d10 rounds unless he eats 2d10 gold coins
861	6861 Target will combust violently in 2d10 rounds
862	6862 Target will die unless he spends 100 gold pieces each day
863	6863 Target will either die or become a god at the next solstice
864	6864 Target will gouge out his eyes unless he's retrained or attacked
865	6865 Target will rescue his closest ally but it will cost his own life
866	6866 Target will soon be arrested for bearing forged letters of marque
867	6867 Target will soon be arrested for running an illegal orphanage
868	6868 Target will soon be mistaken for a mighty figure out of legend
869	6869 Target will spend any amount necessary to buy a handful of smoke
870	6870 Target wobbles and clangs like a buoy while walking in fog
871	6871 Target won't be able to sleep in the next 1d100 days
872	6872 Target wrongly believes that everyone is trying to kill him
873	6873 Target's AC is re-rolled on 1d10 in each of the next 2d10 rounds
874	6874 Target's age doubles twice
875	6875 Target's age fluctuates 5d10 years each round for 10 rounds
876	6876 Target's age is now 3d20, with all related bonuses and penalties
877	6877 Target's age is re-rolled on 10d10 each morning
878	6878 Target's age varies by 1d10 years each time he's wounded
879	6879 Target's allies all attack him for 1d4 rounds
880	6880 Target's allies all sound just like him
881	6881 Target's allies are all healed, but he's reduced to one hit point
882	6882 Target's allies are all standing within arm's reach of him
883	6883 Target's allies are condescending and patronizing to him
884	6884 Target's allies are immune to the target's weapons for 1d12 hours
885	6885 Target's allies are stricken blind until the target says his name
886	6886 Target's allies are teleported at least 1d4 miles away from him
887	6887 Target's allies arrange to sell him for a substantial profit
888	6888 Target's allies assembled him from artificial parts
889	6889 Target's allies attempt to steal and sell all of his belongings
890	6890 Target's allies betrayed him terribly within the last 1d4 days
891	6891 Target's allies can come within 10 yards of him during melee
892	6892 Target's allies can't communicate with him until he spills blood
893	6893 Target's allies can't defend him in a fight
894	6894 Target's allies can't digest any food that he prepares
895	6895 Target's allies can't distinguish the target from the caster
896	6896 Target's allies can't draw weapons within 10 yards of him
897	6897 Target's allies can't look directly at him for 1d4 days
898	6898 Target's allies can't see him while he's at full hit point
899	6899 Target's allies can't speak to him while he has a weapon drawn
900	6900 Target's allies conspire to sell him into slavery
901	6901 Target's allies conspire to sell his soul to a demon
902	6902 Target's allies each carry a small vial filled with his blood
903	6903 Target's allies each find 1d10 gold pieces
904	6904 Target's allies each give him 1d100 gold pieces
905	6905 Target's allies fear that he's about to go on a homicidal rampage
906	6906 Target's allies go berserk if he is slain
907	6907 Target's allies have never liked or respected him
908	6908 Target's allies look just like him for 4d6 hours
909	6909 Target's allies look just like him until sunset
910	6910 Target's allies mock and ridicule him mercilessly until sunset
911	6911 Target's allies speak no language he can understand for 2d8 days
912	6912 Target's allies spread vicious and humiliating rumors about
913	6913 Target's allies suspect that he belongs to a divine lineage
914	6914 Target's allies suspect that he's a mechanical impostor
915	6915 Target's allies suspect that he's hiding vast wealth from them
916	6916 Target's allies suspect that he's joined a violent cult
917	6917 Target's allies suspect that he's plotting to betray them
918	6918 Target's allies suspect that he's really the caster
919	6919 Target's allies swear a blood oath against whoever slays him
920	6920 Target's allies think that he can resurrect the dead
921	6921 Target's allies think that he fulfills an ancient prophecy
922	6922 Target's allies think that he has some terribly virulent disease
923	6923 Target's allies think that he plans to sacrifice them to his god
924	6924 Target's allies think that he's ablaze
925	6925 Target's allies think that he's at death's door
926	6926 Target's allies think that he's being controlled by unseen forces
927	6927 Target's allies think that he's damned beyond hope of redemption
928	6928 Target's allies think that he's dead, and they try to bury him
929	6929 Target's allies think that he's drowning
930	6930 Target's allies think that he's far more powerful than he lets on
931	6931 Target's allies think that he's guilty of many unspeakable crimes
932	6932 Target's allies think that he's ingested a powerful toxin
933	6933 Target's allies think that he's possessed by a powerful demon
934	6934 Target's allies think that he's under the caster's control
935	6935 Target's allies think that his name is "Fungus"
936	6936 Target's allies think that his touch is poisonous to them
937	6937 Target's allies trust him implicitly
938	6938 Target's allies utterly terrify him for 1d8 hours
939	6939 Target's allies worship him as a god for 1d8 days
940	6940 Target's ankle is tightly chained to his neck
941	6941 Target's ankles are bound by a large and heavy padlock
942	6942 Target's apparent physical age fluctuates by 1d100 years daily
943	6943 Target's arms appear to be stricken with advanced leprosy
944	6944 Target's arms are as limp as rope for 4d6 rounds
945	6945 Target's arms are encased in straight, tight-fitting steel tubes
946	6946 Target's arms are henceforth as limber as snakes
947	6947 Target's arms are replaced by inert duplicates of his head
948	6948 Target's arms can't be bound by cloth, rope, or vines
949	6949 Target's arms can't be broken by any natural means
950	6950 Target's arms can't be harmed by claws or teeth
951	6951 Target's arms can't be harmed by non-magical weapons
952	6952 Target's arms flap like a hummingbird's wings for 3d6 rounds
953	6953 Target's arms have been repeatedly severed and reattached
954	6954 Target's arms reflect light like a mirror
955	6955 Target's arms shrink to the size of an infant's arms
956	6956 Target's arms spin like propellers until he's hit by magic
957	6957 Target's arms vanish, but he sprouts a trunk like an elephant
958	6958 Target's arms wheeze like hydraulics when he moves them
959	6959 Target's arms wriggle like angry snakes
960	6960 Target's attacks are 5% likely to inflict 5X normal damage
961	6961 Target's attacks are 5% likely to inflict equal damage upon him
962	6962 Target's attacks are 10% likely to inflict no damage at all
963	6963 Target's attacks are 10% likely to inflict only illusory damage
964	6964 Target's attacks are accompanied by eerie, disembodied chanting
965	6965 Target's attacks are accompanied by mocking, disembodied laughter
966	6966 Target's attacks are accompanied by the sound of breaking glass
967	6967 Target's attacks cause maximum damage, but he takes equal damage
968	6968 Target's attempts at tracking invariably lead to his own trail
969	6969 Target's blood burn as bright as magnesium
970	6970 Target's blood can eat through steel and iron like acid
971	6971 Target's blood hold the secret to eternal life
972	6972 Target's blood induces wild hallucinations in any who spill it
973	6973 Target's blood is highly flammable for 2d10 rounds
974	6974 Target's blood is invisible
975	6975 Target's blood is widely believed to be a panacea
976	6976 Target's blood smells powerfully of sulfur
977	6977 Target's body appears to be full of holes like Swiss cheese
978	6978 Target's body appears to be made entirely of cork
979	6979 Target's body appears to be made of porous wax
980	6980 Target's body can absorb twice its weight in water
981	6981 Target's body climbs into a tree each night as he sleeps
982	6982 Target's body inflates to twice its normal volume
983	6983 Target's body is covered with sores and blisters
984	6984 Target's body is infested with an enormous colony of termites
985	6985 Target's body is scarred as if he d been pushed through a screen
986	6986 Target's body is scoured with steel wool
987	6987 Target's body rings like an enormous church bell 1d12 times
988	6988 Target's body slowly absorbs any clothing he wears
989	6989 Target's body, clothing, and gear are uniformly bright orange
990	6990 Target's bones are as brittle as chalk until sunset tomorrow
991	6991 Target's bones are discovered to have been stolen
992	6992 Target's bones are intensely magnetic
993	6993 Target's bones are sought by poachers
994	6994 Target's bones are visible through his skin while he sleeps
995	6995 Target's bones are visible through his skin while he's wet
996	6996 Target's bones are weightless
997	6997 Target's bones can never be rendered invisible
998	6998 Target's bones can't be broken by any natural physical force
999	6999 Target's bones chime like bells when he's struck
1000	7000 Target's bones clatter inside his body like a bare skeleton

Effect8 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	7001 Target's bones combust if exposed to direct sunlight
2	7002 Target's bones fuse into a single, inflexible mass
3	7003 Target's bones turn to ice
4	7004 Target's bones turn to muscle
5	7005 Target's boots are discovered to be living organisms
6	7006 Target's boots can never sink underwater while he wears them
7	7007 Target's boots fuse to the ground where he's now standing
8	7008 Target's boots turn to glass
9	7009 Target's Charisma is raised to 25 for 1d6 rounds
10	7010 Target's closest ally attacks him for 1d10 rounds
11	7011 Target's closest ally is permanently invisible to him
12	7012 Target's closest ally turns out to be his clone
13	7013 Target's closest ally will betray him in his hour of need
14	7014 Target's clothes always appear to be filthy
15	7015 Target's clothes always resemble the clothes he's now wearing
16	7016 Target's clothes and gear are affected by Reverse Gravity
17	7017 Target's clothes and gear are highly flammable
18	7018 Target's clothes and gear are insulated against electricity
19	7019 Target's clothes appear 10d10 centuries out of date
20	7020 Target's clothes appear to be made of ice
21	7021 Target's clothes are 90% transparent while in mixed company
22	7022 Target's clothes are as delicate as cobweb
23	7023 Target's clothes are as rigid as boiled leather
24	7024 Target's clothes are as susceptible to rust as iron
25	7025 Target's clothes are chilled nearly to absolute zero
26	7026 Target's clothes are consumed by fire, but he is unharmed
27	7027 Target's clothes are devoured by vermin over the next 4d6 rounds
28	7028 Target's clothes are extraordinarily elastic
29	7029 Target's clothes are seized by the local authorities
30	7030 Target's clothes are soaked with a fetid and viscous slime
31	7031 Target's clothes are soaked with a powerful acid
32	7032 Target's clothes are soaked with beer
33	7033 Target's clothes are soaked with butterscotch pudding
34	7034 Target's clothes are soaked with deer musk
35	7035 Target's clothes are soaked with icy water once every 1d12 hours
36	7036 Target's clothes are soaked with strong perfume
37	7037 Target's clothes are stuffed full of snow
38	7038 Target's clothes attract wasps, hornets, and bees
39	7039 Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he uses a magic item
40	7040 Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he wields a weapon
41	7041 Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he's underground
42	7042 Target's clothes billow with scalding steam
43	7043 Target's clothes can't be moved more than 10 yards from this spot
44	7044 Target's clothes can't be pierced by wooden weapons
45	7045 Target's clothes clatter like a suit of armor while he walks
46	7046 Target's clothes combust if worn while crossing moving water
47	7047 Target's clothes defy community standards of decency
48	7048 Target's clothes double in size in each of the next 1d8 rounds
49	7049 Target's clothes double in weight in each of the next 1d8 rounds
50	7050 Target's clothes exactly match the caster's clothes
51	7051 Target's clothes exude fragrant smoke for 1d4 weeks
52	7052 Target's clothes glow in the dark
53	7053 Target's clothes have been buried for weeks in a midden
54	7054 Target's clothes heat to 500°
55	7055 Target's clothes ignite each time he uses a magic item
56	7056 Target's clothes inflate to the size of a house
57	7057 Target's clothes make him appear to suffer from leprosy
58	7058 Target's clothes mock him with whispers that only he can hear
59	7059 Target's clothes protect him against extremes of natural weather
60	7060 Target's clothes shrink by one percent per round
61	7061 Target's clothes smolder from now until dawn, but he is unharmed
62	7062 Target's clothes teleport 1d10 yards
63	7063 Target's clothes totally unravel over the next 3d10 rounds
64	7064 Target's clothes turn invisible each time he uses a magic item
65	7065 Target's clothes writhe like a living creature for 24 hours
66	7066 Target's corpse will never decay by natural processes
67	7067 Target's current hit point total is his maximum hit point total
68	7068 Target's deadliest foe appears in the area, armed to the teeth
69	7069 Target's deadliest foe will rescue him in his hour of need
70	7070 Target's death is expected to yield vast riches for his slayer
71	7071 Target's death is one of the final precursors to the apocalypse
72	7072 Target's death will awaken a nightmarish, slumbering deity
73	7073 Target's death will be horrible enough to inspire legends
74	7074 Target's death will bring swift retaliation from the authorities
75	7075 Target's death will herald the coming of an age of horrors
76	7076 Target's death will inflict a plague upon the surrounding area
77	7077 Target's death will lead to mass rioting
78	7078 Target's death will reveal him to be a horrific, demonic entity
79	7079 Target's ears are indestructible
80	7080 Target's ears are prehensile
81	7081 Target's ears are the size of dinner plates
82	7082 Target's ears explode if removed
83	7083 Target's ears melt like wax
84	7084 Target's ears migrate about his head as the days wear on
85	7085 Target's ears migrate to his shoulders
86	7086 Target's ears shrivel and fall off over the next 1d8 days
87	7087 Target's ears turn slowly counter-clockwise
88	7088 Target's ears, nose, and lips are invisible for 1d4 days
89	7089 Target's ears, nose, and lips double in size
90	7090 Target's ears, nose, and lips fall off
91	7091 Target's ears, nose, and lips turn bright blue
92	7092 Target's entire family is arrested by royal decree
93	7093 Target's explodes if any attempt is made at resurrection
94	7094 Target's expression is permanently locked into a manic smile
95	7095 Target's eyes appear to be bundles of writhing worms
96	7096 Target's eyes appear to be tiny fireballs
97	7097 Target's eyes automatically filter out harmfully bright light
98	7098 Target's eyes bulge from the top of his head like a frog's eyes
99	7099 Target's eyes bulge to the size of hen's eggs
100	7100 Target's eyes burst, blinding him, but they grow back in 1d4 days
101	7101 Target's eyes can move independently, like a chameleon's
102	7102 Target's eyes each have 1d4 irises and pupils
103	7103 Target's eyes glow with malevolent fire when he faces true north
104	7104 Target's eyes merge into a single eye somewhere on his face
105	7105 Target's eyes migrate to just above his ears
106	7106 Target's eyes see normally but appear lifeless like a doll's eyes
107	7107 Target's eyes steam and hiss like quenching metal
108	7108 Target's face appears to have been roughly chiseled out of coal
109	7109 Target's face appears to have been welded to his skull
110	7110 Target's face begins to look more and more bat-like
111	7111 Target's face can't be harmed by acid
112	7112 Target's face glows pale green when he tells a lie
113	7113 Target's face is badly sunburned in a checkerboard pattern
114	7114 Target's face is flattened to his skull
115	7115 Target's face is scarred as by acid or flame
116	7116 Target's face is scarred as though horribly slashed years ago
117	7117 Target's face is tattooed with cryptic runes and sigils
118	7118 Target's face looks as though he's been pounded with hammers
119	7119 Target's face looks as though something exploded in his nose
120	7120 Target's face looks like badly melted wax
121	7121 Target's face migrates to the top of his head
122	7122 Target's family disowns him and places a bounty on his head
123	7123 Target's family includes at least one demonic abomination
124	7124 Target's family relocates to a distant land without telling him
125	7125 Target's feet appear to be made of clay
126	7126 Target's feet are fused to the ground beneath him
127	7127 Target's feet are henceforth clear like glass
128	7128 Target's feet are now prehensile, but his hands are not
129	7129 Target's feet can rotate 360° at the ankle without harming him
130	7130 Target's feet can't come within one yard of each other
131	7131 Target's feet explode if he ventures more than one mile from here
132	7132 Target's feet shriek incessantly while he wears shoes or boots
133	7133 Target's fingernails are hard as steel and susceptible to rust
134	7134 Target's fingernails begin to grow 1d4 inches per round
135	7135 Target's fingernails glow like burning coals
136	7136 Target's fingernails pulse with an unholy glow under moonlight
137	7137 Target's fingernails react to water like pure sodium
138	7138 Target's fingers and thumbs are intertwined like tangled rope
139	7139 Target's fingers and thumbs connect directly to his wrists
140	7140 Target's fingers and thumbs shuffle positions
141	7141 Target's fingers merge into a single digit like a mitten
142	7142 Target's fists are attracted to each other like strong magnets
143	7143 Target's fists are each as large as his head
144	7144 Target's fists can't come within five feet of the ground
145	7145 Target's fists retract into his forearms when not in use
146	7146 Target's flesh is utterly transparent to artificial light
147	7147 Target's footfalls strike sparks on the ground
148	7148 Target's footprints are perfectly rectangular
149	7149 Target's footprints completely vanish after 1d10 rounds
150	7150 Target's footprints look like arrows pointing which way he went
151	7151 Target's footprints look like he's executing complex dance steps
152	7152 Target's forearms are invisible
153	7153 Target's hair can't be cut by non-magical metal
154	7154 Target's hair falls out and is replaced by lush feathers
155	7155 Target's hair falls out and is replaced by thick grass
156	7156 Target's hair falls out and tiny spikes sprout all over his head
157	7157 Target's hair floats as though underwater
158	7158 Target's hair grows 1d12 inches each time he's struck by magic
159	7159 Target's hair is severely tangled in the nearest tree or bush
160	7160 Target's hair is styled into a tall bouffant
161	7161 Target's hair moves from his head to somewhere else on his body
162	7162 Target's hair noticeably changes color every six hours
163	7163 Target's hands and feet are abnormally spongy
164	7164 Target's hands and feet are scarred with arcane symbols
165	7165 Target's hands and feet are tightly wrapped in adhesive cloth
166	7166 Target's hands and feet can never be rendered magically invisible
167	7167 Target's hands and feet give off unsettling vapors
168	7168 Target's hands and feet reform into perfect cubes
169	7169 Target's hands and feet shuffle their locations
170	7170 Target's hands and feet turn to pig's hooves for 1d4 days
171	7171 Target's hands applaud despite his wishes for 3d10 rounds
172	7172 Target's hands are bound in adamantite shackles
173	7173 Target's hands are encased in thick blobs of candle wax
174	7174 Target's hands are invisible while he wields a weapon
175	7175 Target's hands are magically slicked with butter for 1d4 hours
176	7176 Target's hands are nailed to the nearest tree
177	7177 Target's hands are shaped like those of a bat, minus the wings
178	7178 Target's hands are utterly paralyzed until he's struck by magic
179	7179 Target's hands attempt to strangle him for 3d10 rounds
180	7180 Target's hands become ethereal while he wields a weapon
181	7181 Target's hands can never be severed from his arms
182	7182 Target's hands can't be burned by acid, fire, or electricity
183	7183 Target's hands can't be burned by magical fire
184	7184 Target's hands can't be cut by any blade forged by a mortal
185	7185 Target's hands can't be cut by non-magical blades
186	7186 Target's hands can't come within 18 inches of his mouth
187	7187 Target's hands change color each hour
188	7188 Target's hands combust if he tries to wear gloves
189	7189 Target's hands combust if they come into contact with each other
190	7190 Target's hands flap like birds wings for 1d10 rounds
191	7191 Target's hands freeze to the next wooden object he touches
192	7192 Target's hands fuse to the next metal object he handles
193	7193 Target's hands fuse together behind his back
194	7194 Target's hands itch slightly when he touches a magic item
195	7195 Target's hands look black and necrotic after handling magic items
196	7196 Target's hands melt like wax if exposed to magical fire
197	7197 Target's hands rotate 180° at the wrists
198	7198 Target's hands shrink by 50%
199	7199 Target's hands steam vigorously when he's struck by magic
200	7200 Target's hands try to grab his ankles while he's walking
201	7201 Target's hands turn to metal but otherwise function normally
202	7202 Target's hands vanish while he sleeps but return before he wakes
203	7203 Target's hat animates and attempts to eat his head
204	7204 Target's hat bleeds profusely until sunset tomorrow
205	7205 Target's hat is replaced by a spittoon or chamber pot
206	7206 Target's hat is replaced by half of a hollowed-out coconut
207	7207 Target's head always appear to face true north
208	7208 Target's head appears as a photo-negative
209	7209 Target's head appears to age at a rate of one year per day
210	7210 Target's head appears to be a naked brain
211	7211 Target's head appears to be made of delicate porcelain
212	7212 Target's head appears to be made of fire
213	7213 Target's head appears to be made of ice
214	7214 Target's head appears to be made of pure gold
215	7215 Target's head appears to be made of sand
216	7216 Target's head appears to be made of the finest crystal
217	7217 Target's head appears to be made of wood
218	7218 Target's head appears to be severely cracked like an egg
219	7219 Target's head blazes with illusory fire for 1d4 months
220	7220 Target's head can survive away from his body for 3d8 hours
221	7221 Target's head can't be harmed by magical electricity
222	7222 Target's head considers itself separate from his body
223	7223 Target's head deflates like a balloon while he sleeps
224	7224 Target's head explodes but regrows over the next 1d10 rounds
225	7225 Target's head explodes if he's decapitated
226	7226 Target's head glows like a jack-o-lantern
227	7227 Target's head goes on a murderous rampage if he's decapitated
228	7228 Target's head has a chunk missing as though hacked by an axe
229	7229 Target's head has a large hole through it like a doughnut
230	7230 Target's head has an arrow running harmlessly through it
231	7231 Target's head increases in size by a factor of 1d4+1
232	7232 Target's head is artificial
233	7233 Target's head is claimed as a sacred relic by orcs or goblins
234	7234 Target's head is clear like glass for 1d4 weeks
235	7235 Target's head is covered in coarse and ugly scales
236	7236 Target's head is covered with numerous disc-shaped scars
237	7237 Target's head is encased in a durable, transparent globe
238	7238 Target's head is enclosed in an indestructible helmet
239	7239 Target's head is enwrapped in delicate gold filigree
240	7240 Target's head is flattened on top like a pounded wooden stake
241	7241 Target's head is immune to extremes of pressure
242	7242 Target's head is impervious to magical fire
243	7243 Target's head is impervious to missile weapons
244	7244 Target's head is impervious to non-magical bludgeons
245	7245 Target's head is impervious to polymorph magic
246	7246 Target's head is invisible from the chin to the ears
247	7247 Target's head is of no particular physiological importance
248	7248 Target's head is prehensile
249	7249 Target's head is protected as though he's wearing a steel helmet
250	7250 Target's head is scarred as though split down the middle
251	7251 Target's head is shaped like a light bulb
252	7252 Target's head is Slowed for 1d4 hours
253	7253 Target's head is stuck in a huge conch shell
254	7254 Target's head is vestigial
255	7255 Target's head no longer ages
256	7256 Target's head seems on the verge of bursting
257	7257 Target's head shrinks to the size of his closed fist
258	7258 Target's head spins rapidly at the neck for 2d10 rounds
259	7259 Target's head splits in half, revealing his real head inside
260	7260 Target's head strongly resembles a foot
261	7261 Target's head throbs visibly when he's angry
262	7262 Target's head vanishes and his face appears on his chest
263	7263 Target's head was stolen from a necromancer's workshop
264	7264 Target's head will be claimed by warring factions after he dies
265	7265 Target's heart is safe in a silver urn buried in the forest
266	7266 Target's heart turns to solid gold, potentially killing him
267	7267 Target's highest attribute score drops to 3 for 2d12 hours
268	7268 Target's highest attribute score is halved for 1d4 days
269	7269 Target's highest attribute score is re-rolled daily
270	7270 Target's hindquarters resemble those of a donkey
271	7271 Target's hit points are doubled for the next 24 hours
272	7272 Target's huge likeness appears on the side of a nearby mountain
273	7273 Target's image appears on every flag and banner within 10 miles
274	7274 Target's internal organs have been culled from various animals
275	7275 Target's internal organs murmur and chant inside him
276	7276 Target's internal organs shuffle positions
277	7277 Target's internal organs turn into infernal oranges
278	7278 Target's intestines are more intelligent than he is
279	7279 Target's intestines are replaced by a length of noisy chain
280	7280 Target's jawbone becomes that of an ass
281	7281 Target's knees and elbows become ball-joints like his shoulders
282	7282 Target's knees and elbows can't straighten to more than 120°
283	7283 Target's knees and elbows creak like rusty metal
284	7284 Target's knees and elbows vanish
285	7285 Target's large intestine explodes
286	7286 Target's left arm has Strength 18/00
287	7287 Target's left arm is fused into a nearby boulder
288	7288 Target's left arm is permanently invisible
289	7289 Target's left arm moves to his right shoulder
290	7290 Target's left foot appears to be that of a large duck
291	7291 Target's left foot can never again tolerate a shoe or boot
292	7292 Target's left foot henceforth appears to be badly mangled
293	7293 Target's left foot is wholly invulnerable to all harm
294	7294 Target's left foot sinks six inches into the ground at each step
295	7295 Target's left foot sprouts a pair of thumbs
296	7296 Target's left foot takes root
297	7297 Target's legs are covered in bark
298	7298 Target's legs are fireproof
299	7299 Target's legs are invisible in direct sunlight
300	7300 Target's legs are shaped like springs and twang when he walks
301	7301 Target's legs can't be cut by non-magical weapons
302	7302 Target's legs exactly resemble his arms
303	7303 Target's legs exchange positions
304	7304 Target's legs fuse together, and his arms fuse to his sides
305	7305 Target's legs shrink by 1d10 x 10% for 1d12 hours
306	7306 Target's level is halved
307	7307 Target's limbs change proportion to match those of an infant
308	7308 Target's limbs shrink to the size of an infant's limbs
309	7309 Target's lips are sewn shut with fine gold wire
310	7310 Target's lips move constantly as though he's singing to himself
311	7311 Target's lips vanish
312	7312 Target's loses 1d10 levels but regains one per day
313	7313 Target's maximum natural lifespan doubles
314	7314 Target's maximum natural lifespan increases by 1d100 years
315	7315 Target's maximum natural lifespan is 1d10 years more than his age
316	7316 Target's maximum natural lifespan is reduced by 50%
317	7317 Target's memories of the last 1d12 hours are full of butterflies
318	7318 Target's memories of the last 1d12 hours are vivid but incorrect
319	7319 Target's most valuable possession animates and attacks him
320	7320 Target's most valuable possession becomes brittle as glass
321	7321 Target's most valuable possession bursts into flame
322	7322 Target's most valuable possession can't be affected by magic
323	7323 Target's most valuable possession doubles in size
324	7324 Target's most valuable possession flies toward him at great speed
325	7325 Target's most valuable possession is affected by reverse gravity
326	7326 Target's most valuable possession is an illusion
327	7327 Target's most valuable possession is coveted by all who see it
328	7328 Target's most valuable possession is encased in glass
329	7329 Target's most valuable possession is indestructible
330	7330 Target's most valuable possession is sold for 1d100 gold pieces
331	7331 Target's most valuable possession is stolen by the king
332	7332 Target's most valuable possession now belongs to someone else
333	7333 Target's most valuable possession turns permanently invisible
334	7334 Target's most valuable possession turns to lead
335	7335 Target's mouth and each nostril is plugged by a cork
336	7336 Target's mouth and one of his eyes exchange places
337	7337 Target's mouth appears to be full of angry hornets
338	7338 Target's mouth can speak with a mind of its own
339	7339 Target's mouth can't be opened while he's wearing a hat
340	7340 Target's mouth glows as though he's eating fireflies
341	7341 Target's mouth glows like a forge
342	7342 Target's mouth is full of moths
343	7343 Target's mouth is now located on the back of his head
344	7344 Target's mouth is packed completely full of leaves
345	7345 Target's mouth is replaced by a duck's bill
346	7346 Target's mouth is replaced by a hideous scolex
347	7347 Target's mouth is replaced by a toucan's beak
348	7348 Target's mouth opens to a span of 4d4 inches
349	7349 Target's mouth vanishes for 1d6 hours
350	7350 Target's neck and head shift 1d4+4 inches to the left
351	7351 Target's neck attempts to devour his head
352	7352 Target's neck can extend an additional 1d4 feet at will
353	7353 Target's neck can retract into his torso like a turtle's
354	7354 Target's neck can't be broken
355	7355 Target's neck doubles in length
356	7356 Target's neck flares like a lizard's frill when he's angry
357	7357 Target's neck has a frill like a triceratops
358	7358 Target's neck is as thin as a spear-shaft
359	7359 Target's neck is encircled by a tight steel collar
360	7360 Target's neck is impervious to blades
361	7361 Target's neck is scarred and twisted as if he survived a hanging
362	7362 Target's next 1d10 attacks affect him as well
363	7363 Target's next 1d10 attacks don't take effect for 1d10 rounds
364	7364 Target's next 1d10 attacks have a damage bonus of 1d6 hit points
365	7365 Target's next 1d10 attacks inflict only illusionary damage
366	7366 Target's next attack inflicts damage that only a Wish can heal
367	7367 Target's next missile attack automatically strikes him instead
368	7368 Target's next missile attack causes whoever is hit to combust
369	7369 Target's next missile attack equally injures an extra 1d6 people
370	7370 Target's next missile attack Heals its victim to full hit points
371	7371 Target's next missile attack inflicts 1d10 times normal damage
372	7372 Target's next missile attack strikes a nearby tree and ignites it
373	7373 Target's next missile attack teleports whoever it hits 1d4 miles
374	7374 Target's next missile attack turns its victim invisible
375	7375 Target's nose looks like a small, clenched fist
376	7376 Target's nose turns into a wolf's snout under the full moon
377	7377 Target's nose turns to flint
378	7378 Target's nostrils are each as large as his mouth
379	7379 Target's nostrils glow with an unholy radiance
380	7380 Target's nostrils migrate to the top of his head
381	7381 Target's own corpse appears from the future as a powerful undead
382	7382 Target's physical age is now 1d100
383	7383 Target's pockets and mouth are full of sand
384	7384 Target's possessions are hidden beneath a nearby boulder
385	7385 Target's possessions are possessed by a powerful demon
386	7386 Target's possessions turn to solid aluminum
387	7387 Target's possessions, if enchanted, acquire hostile intelligence
388	7388 Target's possessions, if enchanted, swap their enchantments
389	7389 Target's presence causes birds to fall silent
390	7390 Target's presence causes birds to sing ominous songs
391	7391 Target's presence causes insects to exhibit strange behaviors
392	7392 Target's presence causes magical metal to appear badly tarnished
393	7393 Target's presence causes metal to yield disturbing reflections
394	7394 Target's presence causes priests and clerics to blaspheme openly
395	7395 Target's presence causes Summoned creatures to be Slowed
396	7396 Target's presence causes undead to appear to smolder gently
397	7397 Target's presence is 20% likely to make Summoned creatures vanish
398	7398 Target's presence makes cooked meat taste blood-raw
399	7399 Target's presence makes fires burn in a festive blue-green hue
400	7400 Target's presence makes foliage appear sickly and blighted
401	7401 Target's presence makes hoofed animals nervous
402	7402 Target's presence makes impassable trails seem passable
403	7403 Target's presence makes merchants hostile to bargaining
404	7404 Target's presence makes mind-reading impossible
405	7405 Target's presence makes missile weapons leave rainbow trails
406	7406 Target's presence makes secret doors twice as easy to find
407	7407 Target's presence makes secret doors twice as hard to find
408	7408 Target's presence makes smoke assume disturbing, ghostly shapes
409	7409 Target's presence renders clockwork devices temporarily inert
410	7410 Target's presence renders magical weapons temporarily invisible
411	7411 Target's presence renders maps temporarily illegible
412	7412 Target's principal weapon sprouts 10d10 roses
413	7413 Target's scent causes hallucinations in animals used to track him
414	7414 Target's shadow appears to flicker like a shadowy flame
415	7415 Target's shadow can travel up to 1d4 miles away from him
416	7416 Target's shadow races around him in a tight circle
417	7417 Target's shadow rises up and tries to strangle him
418	7418 Target's skin acquires 1d100 blasphemous tattoos
419	7419 Target's skin ages 10X as fast as the rest of his body
420	7420 Target's skin appears permanently stained with blood
421	7421 Target's skin appears slightly inflated after each battle
422	7422 Target's skin appears to be the texture of pumice
423	7423 Target's skin appears to be the texture of sandstone
424	7424 Target's skin appears to have been gnawed by countless rodents
425	7425 Target's skin appears to have been roughly stitched together
426	7426 Target's skin appears to have been torn off and reattached
427	7427 Target's skin appears to have been turned inside-out
428	7428 Target's skin appears uniformly smooth and waxy
429	7429 Target's skin appears weathered like an ancient statue
430	7430 Target's skin attracts scavengers as if it were carrion
431	7431 Target's skin can't be burned, but fire still causes him pain
432	7432 Target's skin can't be cut
433	7433 Target's skin can't be cut by magical weapons under moonlight
434	7434 Target's skin can't be cut, and his mouth and nose seal shut
435	7435 Target's skin can't be pierced by carved wood
436	7436 Target's skin can't be pierced by stone weapons
437	7437 Target's skin can't be pierced by teeth or claws
438	7438 Target's skin cracks painfully like a dried-up riverbed
439	7439 Target's skin develops an intricate patchwork of scars
440	7440 Target's skin displays a series of concentric rings like a target
441	7441 Target's skin displays cryptic and constantly-changing runes
442	7442 Target's skin doubles in size
443	7443 Target's skin erupts into countless weeping boils
444	7444 Target's skin erupts with 3d10 acrid fungal outgrowths
445	7445 Target's skin freezes to his weapon each time he wields it
446	7446 Target's skin gives him a natural AC of 3, but only while naked
447	7447 Target's skin glistens as though soaked with lamp oil
448	7448 Target's skin glows cherry red during melee
449	7449 Target's skin glows pale green in moonlight
450	7450 Target's skin has the texture of rough bark
451	7451 Target's skin is 10% likely to be fireproof during any given day
452	7452 Target's skin is a widely coveted delicacy
453	7453 Target's skin is actually an intricate pattern of tiny tiles
454	7454 Target's skin is as combustible as paper
455	7455 Target's skin is as hard as bronze
456	7456 Target's skin is as white as snow until the next vernal equinox
457	7457 Target's skin is charred and blackened, but he is unharmed
458	7458 Target's skin is covered in scales like a fish
459	7459 Target's skin is flayed from his limbs, but it regrows by dawn
460	7460 Target's skin is forever the color of the next stone he touches
461	7461 Target's skin is invisible by firelight
462	7462 Target's skin is invisible in the presence of undead
463	7463 Target's skin is invisible while he's standing in water
464	7464 Target's skin is magically delicious
465	7465 Target's skin is mildly magnetic while wet
466	7466 Target's skin is patterned like a checkerboard
467	7467 Target's skin is patterned like a Holstein
468	7468 Target's skin is patterned like modern camouflage gear
469	7469 Target's skin is permanently and disturbingly moist
470	7470 Target's skin is permanently crisscrossed with fine lines
471	7471 Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with caster's name
472	7472 Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with his own name
473	7473 Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with slurs against the king
474	7474 Target's skin is rumored to produce the world's finest leather
475	7475 Target's skin reeks of mold and mildew
476	7476 Target's skin reflects torchlight perfectly, but not sunlight
477	7477 Target's skin ripples in the wind like a cloth sheet
478	7478 Target's skin rotates 180°
479	7479 Target's skin shimmers like mother-of-pearl from now on
480	7480 Target's skin sizzles harmlessly on contact with water
481	7481 Target's skin smolders during combat
482	7482 Target's skin turns as black as pitch while in sunlight
483	7483 Target's skin will melt if he gets too close to a campfire
484	7484 Target's skin writhes and pulses while he's eating
485	7485 Target's skull is inscribed with a mysterious rune of power
486	7486 Target's skull sprouts numerous knobby projections
487	7487 Target's speech is intelligible to anyone, regardless of language
488	7488 Target's speech is reversed while his weapon is drawn
489	7489 Target's speech seems unaccountably rude and aggressive
490	7490 Target's speech sounds like the buzzing of innumerable bees
491	7491 Target's spine bends 90° halfway along its length
492	7492 Target's spine can twist 360° without harming him
493	7493 Target's spine doubles in length
494	7494 Target's spine is fused into a single bone for 1d8 hours
495	7495 Target's spine is indestructible
496	7496 Target's spine is reconfigured like a quadruped's
497	7497 Target's spine juts from his flesh along his entire back
498	7498 Target's spine sprouts needle-sharp projections
499	7499 Target's spine twists like a corkscrew
500	7500 Target's sternum sprouts 2d4 inch-long spikes
501	7501 Target's sternum turns to glass
502	7502 Target's sternum turns to steel
503	7503 Target's sternum vanishes
504	7504 Target's sweat is brightly phosphorescent by firelight
505	7505 Target's teeth and tongue fall out when he next opens his mouth
506	7506 Target's teeth and tongue turn invisible
507	7507 Target's teeth are etched with cryptic runes
508	7508 Target's teeth are perfectly reflective of natural light
509	7509 Target's teeth are so beautiful that they re painful to look at
510	7510 Target's teeth can never be rendered invisible
511	7511 Target's teeth glow brightly while his mouth is open
512	7512 Target's teeth glow like coals in a forge
513	7513 Target's teeth glow like torches when he's struck by magic
514	7514 Target's teeth resonate in his jaw when he uses a magic item
515	7515 Target's teeth shoot from his mouth like bullets
516	7516 Target's teeth teleport into the mouth of someone nearby
517	7517 Target's teeth turn as black as coal
518	7518 Target's teeth turn to diamonds 1d4 hours after being extracted
519	7519 Target's teeth turn to soap
520	7520 Target's teeth turn to steel
521	7521 Target's teeth were cut from diamonds by a Gnome master lapidary
522	7522 Target's toes are each as large as his big toe
523	7523 Target's toes become gangrenous
524	7524 Target's toes constantly exude a fragrant steam
525	7525 Target's toes each grow 1d12 inches, rolling for each separately
526	7526 Target's torso and arms are encased in tight-fitting steel plate
527	7527 Target's torso and arms are invisible for 1d4 months
528	7528 Target's torso does not age and will not decay upon death
529	7529 Target's torso inspires fear and dread in all who touch it
530	7530 Target's torso is artificial
531	7531 Target's torso is hollow and can store up to 2d4 cubic feet
532	7532 Target's torso is pierced by 4d10 long needles
533	7533 Target's torso is reproduced as a marble sculpture nearby
534	7534 Target's torso is sought by wizards for its alchemical properties
535	7535 Target's torso regenerates his limbs and head as needed
536	7536 Target's torso shines like a beacon for 1d4 days
537	7537 Target's torso shines like a beacon when he uses a magic item
538	7538 Target's torso shrinks by 50%
539	7539 Target's torso sprouts a face with malign intelligence and power
540	7540 Target's torso teleports 1d4 feet to the left
541	7541 Target's torso unzips and dumps out all of his organs
542	7542 Target's vertebrae are replaced by titanium replicas
543	7543 Target's vision is unimpaired by non-magical rain
544	7544 Target's voice causes metal to resonate lightly
545	7545 Target's voice crackles with static until sunrise tomorrow
546	7546 Target's voice induces fear in herbivores
547	7547 Target's voice inspires confidence in others of his species
548	7548 Target's voice inspires dread in anyone of the opposite sex
549	7549 Target's voice is inaudible to others of his species
550	7550 Target's voice is nearly unintelligible when he wields his weapon
551	7551 Target's voice issues from his navel
552	7552 Target's voice issues from his weapon for the next few weeks
553	7553 Target's voice issues from the nearest wooden object
554	7554 Target's voice issues from this spot for 2d10 days
555	7555 Target's voice seems to issue from whomever he's addressing
556	7556 Target's voice sounds as though he's shouting from a distance
557	7557 Target's voice sounds like a muted trumpet
558	7558 Target's voice sounds like someone of the opposite sex
559	7559 Target's voice sounds like the barking of feral dogs
560	7560 Target's voice sounds like the braying of donkeys
561	7561 Target's voice sounds like the chirping of crickets for 3d8 hours
562	7562 Target's voice sounds like the honking of geese
563	7563 Target's voice sounds oddly artificial and disturbing
564	7564 Target's waterskin is filled with his own blood
565	7565 Target's waterskin is filled with hot pepper sauce
566	7566 Target's waterskin is filled with liquid soap
567	7567 Target's waterskin is filled with mercury
568	7568 Target's waterskin is filled with molten gold
569	7569 Target's waterskin is filled with water from the River Styx
570	7570 Target's weapon adheres to the next creature whose blood it draws
571	7571 Target's weapon adheres to the next person to touch it
572	7572 Target's weapon appears to be an umbrella while not in use
573	7573 Target's weapon appears to be made of cheese for 1d6 days
574	7574 Target's weapon appears to be made of diamond
575	7575 Target's weapon appears to be made of ice
576	7576 Target's weapon appears to be made of solid water
577	7577 Target's weapon appears to be of much higher quality than it is
578	7578 Target's weapon appears to be very hot to anyone else wielding it
579	7579 Target's weapon appears to be worth 50X its real value
580	7580 Target's weapon attacks him the next time he's wounded in battle
581	7581 Target's weapon attracts the attention of the authorities
582	7582 Target's weapon attracts undead while it's drawn
583	7583 Target's weapon blazes with illusionary flame while it's drawn
584	7584 Target's weapon burns anyone who wields it, other than the target
585	7585 Target's weapon burns like an oil-soaked wick but isn't consumed
586	7586 Target's weapon burns target's hand the next time he wields it
587	7587 Target's weapon can be disassembled into 1d20 tiny pieces
588	7588 Target's weapon can freeze 10 cubic feet of water, once per week
589	7589 Target's weapon can hurl 2d6 magic missiles, then it disappears
590	7590 Target's weapon can inflict no damage for 1d10 rounds
591	7591 Target's weapon can injure anyone now within 1d10 feet of it
592	7592 Target's weapon can injure but not kill anyone
593	7593 Target's weapon can return polymorphed beings to their true forms
594	7594 Target's weapon can spray enough octopus ink to blind one foe
595	7595 Target's weapon can't be altered by any non-magical means
596	7596 Target's weapon can't be harmed by magical fire
597	7597 Target's weapon can't be teleported
598	7598 Target's weapon can't be wielded unless the wielder is naked
599	7599 Target's weapon can't cut flesh for 1d12 hours
600	7600 Target's weapon can't harm non-humanoid mammals
601	7601 Target's weapon can't harm undead
602	7602 Target's weapon can't injure anyone of his sex
603	7603 Target's weapon can't injure anyone of the opposite sex
604	7604 Target's weapon can't pass through doorways
605	7605 Target's weapon causes fire to be invisible while it's drawn
606	7606 Target's weapon causes him to issue ridiculous threats
607	7607 Target's weapon causes its wielder to be Slowed during melee
608	7608 Target's weapon clangs like a bell when used in melee
609	7609 Target's weapon coils about his arm for 1d4 rounds
610	7610 Target's weapon delivers an electrical shock with every strike
611	7611 Target's weapon develops an intense and obvious dislike of him
612	7612 Target's weapon dims light in a 10-yard radius while it's drawn
613	7613 Target's weapon disintegrates if ever it wounds him
614	7614 Target's weapon disintegrates if it's hit by magic
615	7615 Target's weapon disrupts infravision within a 100 yard radius
616	7616 Target's weapon dissolves its wielder's clothes during battle
617	7617 Target's weapon doubles in weight after each failed strike
618	7618 Target's weapon doubles in weight each time it draws blood
619	7619 Target's weapon draws lightning bolts down from the sky
620	7620 Target's weapon drips with blood until it next draws blood
621	7621 Target's weapon drips with molasses during battle
622	7622 Target's weapon enables him to breathe underwater for 3d8 rounds
623	7623 Target's weapon explodes if ever it inflicts maximum damage
624	7624 Target's weapon floats on water as readily as wood
625	7625 Target's weapon giggles menacingly upon contact with blood
626	7626 Target's weapon glows as bright as the sun, but only to him
627	7627 Target's weapon glows blue except in the presence of orcs
628	7628 Target's weapon glows blue in his presence
629	7629 Target's weapon glows blue in the presence of orcs or birds
630	7630 Target's weapon glows blue in the presence of swords
631	7631 Target's weapon glows blue whenever he tries to remain hidden
632	7632 Target's weapon glows brightly when his blood has been spilled
633	7633 Target's weapon glows like a firefly when wielded underground
634	7634 Target's weapon glows red hot during battle but doesn't harm him
635	7635 Target's weapon grows to 10x its normal size
636	7636 Target's weapon has a +10 ToHit and Damage bonus for 1d4 rounds
637	7637 Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against him
638	7638 Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against his allies
639	7639 Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against the caster
640	7640 Target's weapon has a +4 bonus while he's standing in water
641	7641 Target's weapon has a -4 ToHit penalty while in direct sunlight
642	7642 Target's weapon has a constant sheath of frost
643	7643 Target's weapon has been broken and reforged many times
644	7644 Target's weapon has been prophesied to kill the king
645	7645 Target's weapon has never been tempered or hardened
646	7646 Target's weapon heats to 1,000° the next time it draws blood
647	7647 Target's weapon hisses during battle like quenched steel
648	7648 Target's weapon hums audibly during battle
649	7649 Target's weapon induces a fear of magic in anyone wounded by it
650	7650 Target's weapon induces pessimism in his allies during melee
651	7651 Target's weapon induces racial hatred in Dwarves and Elves
652	7652 Target's weapon induces vertigo in anyone wielding it
653	7653 Target's weapon induces vertigo in anyone wounded by it
654	7654 Target's weapon inflates like a balloon
655	7655 Target's weapon inspires him to embark on a murderous rampage
656	7656 Target's weapon instills Fear in any who ve been wounded by it
657	7657 Target's weapon instills Fear in goblins and kobolds
658	7658 Target's weapon instills Fear in him after each battle
659	7659 Target's weapon instills Fear in his allies during battle
660	7660 Target's weapon instills Fear in its wielder during melee
661	7661 Target's weapon is 5% likely to explode when it inflicts damage
662	7662 Target's weapon is 5% likely to kill whomever it next injures
663	7663 Target's weapon is 5% likely to melt when immersed in water
664	7664 Target's weapon is 5% likely to sever its wielder's hand
665	7665 Target's weapon is 5% likely to start a war when it draws blood
666	7666 Target's weapon is 5% likely to turn to glass in each battle
667	7667 Target's weapon is +4 against anyone with an intelligent weapon
668	7668 Target's weapon is 10% likely to inflict tetanus upon its wielder
669	7669 Target's weapon is 20% likely to droop like a noodle in battle
670	7670 Target's weapon is 20% likely to poison him when it draws blood
671	7671 Target's weapon is 20% likely to turn ethereal during battle
672	7672 Target's weapon is 20% likely to vanish each time he draws it
673	7673 Target's weapon is a holy relic for a decadent tribe of kobolds
674	7674 Target's weapon is a legendary item straight out of myth
675	7675 Target's weapon is a mighty but hitherto unknown artifact
676	7676 Target's weapon is a prized relic stolen from the Royal Armory
677	7677 Target's weapon is as pliant as soft clay for 1d4 rounds
678	7678 Target's weapon is as supple as silk for 1d4 turns
679	7679 Target's weapon is bent into a torc around his neck
680	7680 Target's weapon is bent into the shape of a paperclip
681	7681 Target's weapon is chained by its hilt to a collar about his neck
682	7682 Target's weapon is chained by its hilt to the nearest boulder
683	7683 Target's weapon is clear like glass but is all but unbreakable
684	7684 Target's weapon is cloned
685	7685 Target's weapon is edible, but only to him
686	7686 Target's weapon is embarrassed to be seen with him
687	7687 Target's weapon is etched with his likeness
688	7688 Target's weapon is guilty of numerous capital crimes
689	7689 Target's weapon is highly elastic along its long axis until dawn
690	7690 Target's weapon is immune to rust and the passage of time
691	7691 Target's weapon is intensely coveted by demonic hordes
692	7692 Target's weapon is intensely coveted by pacifistic monks
693	7693 Target's weapon is invisible to everyone else during battle
694	7694 Target's weapon is invisible to him in daylight
695	7695 Target's weapon is invisible to him until it draws his blood
696	7696 Target's weapon is nearly indestructible but dissolves in water
697	7697 Target's weapon is part of a set sought by a wealthy collector
698	7698 Target's weapon is perfectly balanced for a non-magical +2 ToHit
699	7699 Target's weapon is permanently -2 ToHit
700	7700 Target's weapon is refurbished to better-than-new condition
701	7701 Target's weapon is replaced by a vastly inferior replica
702	7702 Target's weapon is replaced by an indestructible replica
703	7703 Target's weapon is riddled with holes but functions normally
704	7704 Target's weapon is sheathed in a scab-like shell
705	7705 Target's weapon is sheathed in a shell of chocolate
706	7706 Target's weapon is sheathed in a soft wool tube
707	7707 Target's weapon is stuck high in the branches of a nearby tree
708	7708 Target's weapon is suddenly 10d100 years older
709	7709 Target's weapon is thrown 1d1000 years into the past
710	7710 Target's weapon is tied to both of the target's hands
711	7711 Target's weapon is translucent like smoked glass
712	7712 Target's weapon is twisted like a corkscrew
713	7713 Target's weapon is vulnerable to magical fire while he wields it
714	7714 Target's weapon is weightless when not in use
715	7715 Target's weapon kills him outright if used against him
716	7716 Target's weapon makes him 1d20 years older while it's drawn
717	7717 Target's weapon makes him appear somehow less imposing
718	7718 Target's weapon makes him highly susceptible illusion magic
719	7719 Target's weapon melts if ever it's immersed in sea water
720	7720 Target's weapon melts like a candle
721	7721 Target's weapon must be fed one mouse or rat per day, or it dies
722	7722 Target's weapon passes through armor unimpeded
723	7723 Target's weapon passes through flesh unimpeded
724	7724 Target's weapon practically reeks of malevolent hatred
725	7725 Target's weapon puts forth huge plumes of smoke while it's drawn
726	7726 Target's weapon renders him mute for 1d8 hours after each battle
727	7727 Target's weapon repels his allies while it's drawn
728	7728 Target's weapon repels non-magical vermin
729	7729 Target's weapon repels normal flame to a distance of one foot
730	7730 Target's weapon repels oxygen while it's drawn
731	7731 Target's weapon ridicules him in front of his allies
732	7732 Target's weapon rings like a bell to mark the hours
733	7733 Target's weapon shatters the next time he's burned by fire
734	7734 Target's weapon shatters the next time it strikes metal
735	7735 Target's weapon shrieks until sunset tomorrow
736	7736 Target's weapon shrinks by 75% upon contact with blood
737	7737 Target's weapon shrinks to 10% of its normal size
738	7738 Target's weapon spins rapidly around its axis for 10d10 rounds
739	7739 Target's weapon sprouts 1d100 teeth along its length
740	7740 Target's weapon sprouts leaves
741	7741 Target's weapon starts bleeding profusely
742	7742 Target's weapon teleports exactly 1d10 yards due north
743	7743 Target's weapon teleports to the caster's home
744	7744 Target's weapon teleports to the target, 1d4 weeks in the future
745	7745 Target's weapon thinks that he's its mother
746	7746 Target's weapon turns ethereal in the presence of other weapons
747	7747 Target's weapon turns inside-out
748	7748 Target's weapon turns into a rattan simulation
749	7749 Target's weapon turns into a replica of the caster's weapon
750	7750 Target's weapon turns into a shield for 1d4 days
751	7751 Target's weapon turns into a small glass replica when not in use
752	7752 Target's weapon turns into a two-by-four eight feet in length
753	7753 Target's weapon turns into an umbrella under each full moon
754	7754 Target's weapon turns to lightweight plastic
755	7755 Target's weapon turns to sodium during the next rainstorm
756	7756 Target's weapon urges him to leap from the nearest bridge
757	7757 Target's weapon vanishes until he dies
758	7758 Target's weapon vanishes when he dies
759	7759 Target's weapon was forged by his descendent years in the future
760	7760 Target's weapon was forged by someone who has never existed
761	7761 Target's weapon was forged from the bones of a slain god
762	7762 Target's weapon was forged in a volcano by demonic weaponsmiths
763	7763 Target's weapon was forged on the western slope of Heaven
764	7764 Target's weapon was lost in a tragic shipwreck decades ago
765	7765 Target's weapon was shrinks him by 5% each time it draws blood
766	7766 Target's weapon was stolen from the gods, and they want it back
767	7767 Target's weapon weighs as much as he does
768	7768 Target's weapon whispers terrible secrets to any who wield it
769	7769 Target's weapon will be instrumental in the world's destruction
770	7770 Target's weapon will be irretrievably lost by this time tomorrow
771	7771 Target's weapons and gear teleport 10d10 yards into the air
772	7772 Target's weight quadruples while he's swimming or wading
773	7773 Target's weight temporarily doubles with each step upon a bridge
774	7774 Teleportation is impossible within 10 yards of target
775	7775 The bones of target's hand and feet turn to high-grade steel
776	7776 The buzzing of bees fills the air whenever target draws a weapon
777	7777 The flesh of target's face pulses as though full of maggots
778	7778 The ground beneath target's feet briefly acts as a trampoline
779	7779 The ground beneath target's feet briefly shines like the sun
780	7780 The ground beneath target's feet collapses into a cave below
781	7781 The ground beneath target's feet contains an unquiet spirit
782	7782 The ground now at target's feet acquires sentience
783	7783 The ground now at target's feet appears in the caster's home
784	7784 The ground now at target's feet breaks off and drifts out to sea
785	7785 The ground now at target's feet collapses into a cavern below
786	7786 The ground now at target's feet conceals a sacred cairn
787	7787 The ground now at target's feet explodes for 10d10 hit points
788	7788 The ground now at target's feet exudes noxious and fetid vapors
789	7789 The ground now at target's feet heats to 10 x 1d100 degrees
790	7790 The ground now at target's feet hides the gate to a buried city
791	7791 The ground now at target's feet hurls him 1d4 miles away
792	7792 The ground now at target's feet is a blanket over a deep pit
793	7793 The ground now at target's feet is a portal to some nether plane
794	7794 The ground now at target's feet is an illusion
795	7795 The ground now at target's feet is charred black as by a bonfire
796	7796 The ground now at target's feet is dangerously slick with ice
797	7797 The ground now at target's feet is edible
798	7798 The ground now at target's feet is forever barren of vegetation
799	7799 The ground now at target's feet is fused into glass
800	7800 The ground now at target's feet is intensely magnetic
801	7801 The ground now at target's feet is invisible to him
802	7802 The ground now at target's feet is obviously artificial
803	7803 The ground now at target's feet is powerfully toxic to him
804	7804 The ground now at target's feet is soaked with blood
805	7805 The ground now at target's feet is strewn with shards of metal
806	7806 The ground now at target's feet is strongly adhesive
807	7807 The ground now at target's feet is the back of a huge turtle
808	7808 The ground now at target's feet is the top of a buried column
809	7809 The ground now at target's feet is yanked from under him
810	7810 The ground now at target's feet rises 10d10 yards into the air
811	7811 The ground now at target's feet seems to move like a ship's deck
812	7812 The ground now at target's feet shines as bright as the sun
813	7813 The ground now at target's feet sinks 1d10 yards into the ground
814	7814 The ground now at target's feet starts to digest him
815	7815 The ground now at target's feet suppresses magic within 10 yards
816	7816 The ground now at target's feet turns to cement and hardens
817	7817 The ground now at target's feet turns to cobblestone
818	7818 The ground now at target's feet turns to molten glass
819	7819 The ground now at target's feet turns to quicksand
820	7820 The ground now at target's feet turns to warm butter
821	7821 The ground now at target's feet whispers horrific threats to him
822	7822 The left half of target's skeleton rebels against the right
823	7823 The left half of target's skeleton vanishes
824	7824 The right half of target's head vanishes, but he is unharmed
825	7825 The scent of the target's blood induces Fear in others
826	7826 The scent of the target's blood induces paranoid delusions
827	7827 The scent of the target's blood induces profound calm in horses
828	7828 The scent of the target's blood inspires savage bloodlust
829	7829 The sight of the target's weapon effects undead like sunlight
830	7830 The sight of the target's weapon induces intense covetousness
831	7831 The target is blamed for the worst thing that has ever happened
832	7832 The target takes credit for all sorts of diplomatic successes
833	7833 The top few inches of target's head vanish, but he is unharmed
834	7834 Thousands of nails are embedded harmlessly in target's flesh
835	7835 Thousands of snails rain down harmlessly upon the target
836	7836 To the target, all liquids taste like acrid poison
837	7837 To the target, all liquids taste like his own blood
838	7838 To the target, all liquids taste like strong vinegar
839	7839 To the target, all liquids taste like the sweetest nectar
840	7840 To the target, everyone appears to be a hideously decayed corpse
841	7841 To the target, everyone appears to be an artificial approximation
842	7842 To the target, everyone appears to be plated in gold
843	7843 To the target, the previous 1d4 rounds were only a dream
844	7844 Undead are attracted to the target as though he can help them
845	7845 Undead are invisible to the target
846	7846 Undead can't speak in the target's presence
847	7847 Undead declare a coordinated war against the target
848	7848 Undead ignore target and can't be harmed by him
849	7849 Undead recognize the target as one of their own
850	7850 Undead that attack the target are 40% likely to be Turned
851	7851 Undead will not relent until the target is also undead
852	7852 Until dawn, target resembles the person who last wounded him
853	7853 Until sunset tonight, all within one mile want to kill the target
854	7854 Vines bind the target tightly to a nearby tree
855	7855 Vines sprout from any open wounds the target now has
856	7856 Vines sprout from the ground at target's feet and attack him
857	7857 Vines sprout from the target's weapon and bind his limbs
858	7858 Viscous slime drips from the target's mouth from now on
859	7859 Water always feels 50° colder to the target
860	7860 Water boils on contact with the target's flesh
861	7861 Water gives no benefit to target if imbibed while indoors
862	7862 Water has no weight when carried by the target
863	7863 Water induces amnesia in target if ingested between dawn and noon
864	7864 Water is a deadly poison to target for 2d12 hours
865	7865 Water is invisible while within 10 feet of the target
866	7866 Water is toxic to target if ingested between noon and dusk
867	7867 Water spews from target's ears during battle
868	7868 Waterfowl attack the target on sight
869	7869 Waterfowl swear eternal loyalty to the target
870	7870 Weapons are invisible to the target while he wields them
871	7871 Whatever is now in target's hand heats to 500°
872	7872 Whatever is now in target's hand is embossed with his name
873	7873 Whatever is now in target's hand is replaced by a sunflower
874	7874 Whatever is now in target's hand is worth 10X its normal value
875	7875 Whatever is now in target's hand now belongs to the caster
876	7876 Whatever is now in target's hand turns to gold
877	7877 Whatever is now in target's hand vanishes for 1d6 days
878	7878 Whatever is now in target's hand weighs more than he does
879	7879 Whatever target does, he claims some bizarre, fantastical motive
880	7880 Whatever target does, he claims to be fulfilling his deity's will
881	7881 Whatever target is wearing is stuck to him like glue
882	7882 When caster dies, target begins aging 1d10 years per round
883	7883 When injured, target is 5% likely to fly into a berserker rage
884	7884 When injured, target is 10% likely to attack his nearest ally
885	7885 When injured, target must Save or go blind until the next round
886	7886 When injured, target weeps like a baby for 1d10 rounds
887	7887 When target dies, all within one mile are struck blind until dawn
888	7888 When target dies, countless abhorrent deeds are attributed to him
889	7889 When target dies, everyone who knew him forgets all about him
890	7890 When target dies, he is posthumously crowned king
891	7891 When target dies, he is rumored never to have existed
892	7892 When target dies, he's immediately resurrected 10d100 miles away
893	7893 When target dies, his corpse animates and races to this spot
894	7894 When target dies, his corpse attacks the nearest person
895	7895 When target dies, his corpse burns with green flame until sunset
896	7896 When target dies, his corpse grows by a factor of 2d10
897	7897 When target dies, his corpse immediately turns to granite
898	7898 When target dies, his corpse metamorphoses into something awful
899	7899 When target dies, his corpse runs wild through the nearest town
900	7900 When target dies, his corpse teleports into the caster's home
901	7901 When target dies, his killer is hailed as a national hero
902	7902 When target dies, his killer is named his executor
903	7903 When target dies, his skeleton animates as a free willed undead
904	7904 When target dies, his soul commandeers the nearest undead body
905	7905 When target dies, his soul is trapped in his weapon
906	7906 When target draws a weapon, a nearby tree drops its leaves
907	7907 When target draws a weapon, he can't put it down until sunset
908	7908 When target draws a weapon, he feels that he'll die in 1d6 rounds
909	7909 When target draws a weapon, he must declare his name and title
910	7910 When target draws a weapon, he must draw blood within 1d6 rounds
911	7911 When target draws a weapon, he must pass a DEX check or drop it
912	7912 When target draws a weapon, he must Save or lose 1d4-1 hit points
913	7913 When target draws a weapon, he's randomly teleported 1d20 yards
914	7914 When target draws a weapon, he's stricken with intense fear
915	7915 When target draws a weapon, he's stunned for 1d4 rounds
916	7916 When target draws a weapon, his allies all shout his name
917	7917 When target draws a weapon, his weapon arm glows like a firefly
918	7918 When target draws a weapon, it costs him 1d4 gold pieces
919	7919 When target draws a weapon, it turns invisible for 1d4 rounds
920	7920 When target draws a weapon, me must Save or become wildly drunk
921	7921 When target draws a weapon, someone nearby declares him a coward
922	7922 When target draws a weapon, someone nearby laughs at him
923	7923 When target draws a weapon, the scent of eggs fills the air
924	7924 When target is next struck by magic, he becomes chaotic evil
925	7925 When target is next struck by magic, he becomes powerfully drunk
926	7926 When target is next struck by magic, he hates that spell's caster
927	7927 When target is next struck by magic, he teleports 1d6 miles
928	7928 When target next sleeps, a small tree sprouts from his chest
929	7929 When target next sleeps, everyone nearby dreams of killing him
930	7930 When target next sleeps, he sleeps for 2d20 days and nights
931	7931 When target next spills blood, any coins he's holding are doubled
932	7932 When target next spills blood, he finds 1d1000 gold pieces
933	7933 When target next spills blood, he is excommunicated and condemned
934	7934 When target next spills blood, he loses 1d10 hit points
935	7935 When target next spills blood, he loses any wealth he's carrying
936	7936 When target next spills blood, he regains 1d10 hit points
937	7937 When target next spills blood, he suffers cannibalistic urges
938	7938 When target next spills blood, he suffers dreadful hallucinations
939	7939 When target next spills blood, he takes a vow of pacifism
940	7940 When target next spills blood, he thinks he'll die by nightfall
941	7941 When target next spills blood, he vanishes for 1d4 days
942	7942 When target next spills blood, he's thrown 4d8 yards into the air
943	7943 When target next spills blood, his allies attack him
944	7944 When target next spills blood, his clothes are soaked in it
945	7945 When target next spills blood, his clothes burst into flame
946	7946 When target next spills blood, his feet take root in the ground
947	7947 When target next spills blood, his allies think he's dying
948	7948 When target next spills blood, his skin and hair become blood-red
949	7949 When target next spills blood, his Strength is halved until dawn
950	7950 When target next spills blood, his victim grows obsessed with him
951	7951 When target next spills blood, his waterskin fills with blood
952	7952 When target next spills blood, his weapon attacks him
953	7953 When target next spills blood, his weapon steams and hisses
954	7954 When target next spills blood, his weapon vanishes for 1d4 days
955	7955 When target next uses rope, he ties an insoluble knot
956	7956 When target next uses rope, he's attacked by undead skeletons
957	7957 When target next uses rope, it attacks him as if it were a snake
958	7958 When target next uses rope, it hauls him high into the air
959	7959 When target next uses rope, it shocks him like electrical wire
960	7960 When target next uses rope, it winds around him and combusts
961	7961 When target rolls a natural 20 ToHit, he wounds himself instead
962	7962 When target rolls a natural 20 ToHit, his weapon explodes
963	7963 When target says his name, he adds a wildly effusive honorific
964	7964 When target says his name, he can't tell a lie for one hour
965	7965 When target says his name, his age doubles
966	7966 When target says his name, his clothes are soaked with brine
967	7967 When target says his name, his clothes become amazingly clean
968	7968 When target says his name, mocking laughter echoes in the sky
969	7969 When target says his name, someone nearby adopts his name
970	7970 When target says his name, someone nearby forgets his own name
971	7971 When target says his name, someone nearby weeps openly
972	7972 When target sees or is hit by magic, he giggles for 1d10 rounds
973	7973 When target sees or is hit by magic, his head becomes invisible
974	7974 When target sneezes, 1d4 nearby trees are rendered invisible
975	7975 When target sneezes, bits of hot gravel spray from his nostrils
976	7976 When target uses magic, he thinks he's spinning rapidly
977	7977 While outdoors, target feels uncomfortable walking upright
978	7978 While outdoors, target perceives everything to be shrouded in fog
979	7979 While target sleeps, he dreams that he's in hell
980	7980 While target sleeps, he dreams that he's undergoing surgery
981	7981 While target sleeps, he is invisible and inaudible to his allies
982	7982 While target sleeps, he sees and hears through the caster
983	7983 While target sleeps, he's 40% likely to regain 1d10 hit points
984	7984 While target sleeps, he's absolutely invulnerable to harm
985	7985 While target sleeps, he's bound by countless spider webs
986	7986 While target sleeps, his body races away in a random direction
987	7987 While target sleeps, his clothes deteriorate to filthy rags
988	7988 While target sleeps, someone writes obscene limericks on his skin
989	7989 While target stands still, he rotates slowly counter-clockwise
990	7990 While target stands still, pigeons treat him just like a statue
991	7991 Yesterday, target ate 1d10 pounds of baked beans
992	7992 Yesterday, target had dark premonitions of this exact moment
993	7993 Yesterday, target ingested some powerful but slow-acting poison
994	7994 Yesterday, target learned that he and caster are closely related
995	7995 Yesterday, target learned that he had 36 hours left to live
996	7996 Yesterday, target stole a magic ruby from a dragon
997	7997 Yesterday, target took a sacred vow that he just now violated
998	7998 Yesterday, target was sentenced to be executed at dawn tomorrow
999	7999 Yesterday, target's feet were burned to a crisp
1000	8000 Yesterday, target's head was removed and shoddily reattached

Effect9 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	8001 1,000 cubic feet of dirt and rock rise as a 16HD earth elemental
2	8002 1d10 nearby trees uproot and race to the nearest town square
3	8003 1d10 nearby trees uproot and vanish into the sky
4	8004 1d100 adorable but demonic puppies scamper through the area
5	8005 1d100 skeletons rise from the ground and begin building a pyramid
6	8006 1d100 stone spheres, one foot in diameter, appear in the area
7	8007 1d100% of a major continent sinks beneath the sea
8	8008 1d1000 clay bricks fall from the sky
9	8009 1d1000 skeletons rise from the ground and march to the sea
10	8010 1d20 skeletons rise from the ground and attack anyone nearby
11	8011 1d4 creatures nearby are suddenly gold-plated
12	8012 1d4 creatures nearby double in size
13	8013 1d4 gallons of molten gold pour from the target point
14	8014 1d4 magical golden apples appear nearby
15	8015 1d6 aggressive, human-sized pigeons appear in the area
16	8016 1d6 horses nearby are turned into carousel horses
17	8017 1d6 people nearby adopt entirely new personalities
18	8018 1d6 people nearby are 50% likely to gain a level or die outright
19	8019 1d6 people nearby are chained together
20	8020 1d6 people nearby are duplicated exactly
21	8021 1d6 people nearby are hurled high into the air
22	8022 1d6 people nearby are identified as harbingers of vile pestilence
23	8023 1d6 people nearby are pulled into the target point and destroyed
24	8024 1d6 people nearby are tarred and feathered
25	8025 1d6 people nearby are teleported 1d4 miles
26	8026 1d6 people nearby are unable to wield weapons for 1d8 hours
27	8027 1d6 people nearby can breathe water as readily as air
28	8028 1d6 people nearby feel like they re drowning
29	8029 1d6 people nearby flee from the area at top speed
30	8030 1d6 people nearby grow feathers like peacocks
31	8031 1d6 people nearby grow wool like sheep
32	8032 1d6 people nearby join forces against all others nearby
33	8033 1d6 people nearby look exactly alike
34	8034 1d6 people nearby look like children for 1d4 years
35	8035 1d6 people nearby must Save or be Disintegrated
36	8036 1d6 people nearby shrink by 5d10+50%
37	8037 1d6 people nearby will become zombies in 3d6 days
38	8038 2d100 spectators appear in the area
39	8039 2d100 wild bulls appear in the area
40	8040 4d10 duplicates of someone nearby appear in the area
41	8041 4d100 zombies appear in the area and race to the nearest town
42	8042 4d100 zombies appear in the area and start attacking
43	8043 A 100 yard radius is blanketed by a thick cloud of chlorine gas
44	8044 A 100 yard radius is blanketed by snow to a depth of 2d4 feet
45	8045 A 100 yard radius is carpeted with small white pebbles
46	8046 A 100 yard radius is covered by a dense growth of fragrant grass
47	8047 A 100 yard radius is covered by ankle-deep fetid mud
48	8048 A 100 yard radius is covered by ankle-deep white sand
49	8049 A 100 yard radius is covered by slimy, decaying vegetable matter
50	8050 A 100 yard radius is covered with acrid cinders and ash
51	8051 A 100 yard radius is covered with nuggets of artificial stone
52	8052 A 100 yard radius is discovered to be an ancient graveyard
53	8053 A 100 yard radius is encircled by a dense curtain of smoke
54	8054 A 100 yard radius is encircled by a moat of lava 20 feet across
55	8055 A 100 yard radius is encircled by a ring of raised earth
56	8056 A 100 yard radius is encircled by a wall of hay bales
57	8057 A 100 yard radius is indistinguishable from the moon's surface
58	8058 A 100 yard radius is rendered totally silent until dawn tomorrow
59	8059 A 100 yard radius is shaken by a powerful earthquake for 1d4 days
60	8060 A 100 yard radius is strewn with blood-soaked rags
61	8061 A 100 yard radius is strewn with decaying marine life
62	8062 A 100 yard radius is strewn with jagged metal and coils of wire
63	8063 A 100 yard radius is strewn with seashells and driftwood
64	8064 A 100 yard radius is stripped of vegetation, soil, and water
65	8065 A 100 yard radius swirls with finely-milled flour for 1d6 turns
66	8066 A 1d10 mile radius becomes a dense and temperate forest
67	8067 A 1d10 mile radius becomes a pastoral idyll
68	8068 A 1d10 mile radius becomes a peaceful lake
69	8069 A 1d10 mile radius becomes an arid and desolate desert
70	8070 A 5,000 pound iron slab appears 1d10 yards above the target point
71	8071 A baby born in a nearby town is prophesied to destroy the kingdom
72	8072 A baby born in a nearby town is the spawn of a powerful demon
73	8073 A blasphemous tome appears at the target point
74	8074 A charred human corpse bearing a magical sword appears nearby
75	8075 A column of green light shines from the target point into the sky
76	8076 A cube of dry ice 10 feet across appears at the target point
77	8077 A cube of granite 10 feet across appears a the target point
78	8078 A deafening cacophony blares from the target point until sunset
79	8079 A deity has died, and someone nearby is blamed for his death
80	8080 A dense tangle of thorny vines fills the area
81	8081 A featureless black slab appears nearby measuring 1 x 4 x 9
82	8082 A fissure runs from beneath the target point to the nearest lake
83	8083 A flaming sword appears at the target point, turning every way
84	8084 A flock of 5d20 human-sized geese lands in the area
85	8085 A four-dimensional cube appears at the target point
86	8086 A fully outfitted galleon appears nearby
87	8087 A gargantuan, tentacled monstrosity rises from the nearest ocean
88	8088 A giant sequoia quickly grows from beneath the target point
89	8089 A heavy rope runs from the target point into the sky
90	8090 A herd of animals not native to this area stampedes through it
91	8091 A horrifyingly loathsome creature races through the area
92	8092 A huge army appears to be approaching from the distance
93	8093 A huge city is just barely visible on the surface of the moon
94	8094 A huge earthen fist rises from the ground below the target point
95	8095 A huge glacier forms at the target point over the next 1d4 days
96	8096 A huge outcrop of beautiful crystals erupts under the target point
97	8097 A huge vein of highly toxic metal runs directly under this area
98	8098 A huge volume of confetti rains down in a 100 yard radius
99	8099 A jug full of highly volatile liquid appears at the target point
100	8100 A large pool of fetid slime appears beneath the target point
101	8101 A large pool of liquid helium appears beneath the target point
102	8102 A large pool of molten aluminum appears beneath the target point
103	8103 A large, hay-packed wooden crate marked "FRAGILE" appears nearby
104	8104 A leather briefcase containing something beautiful appears nearby
105	8105 A local ruler declares any use of magic to be treasonous
106	8106 A local ruler declares some crazy new taboo punishable by death
107	8107 A local ruler has a mad plan to tax the poor instead of the rich
108	8108 A local ruler has ordered the execution of 1d4 people nearby
109	8109 A local ruler has quite obviously sold his soul to a demon
110	8110 A local ruler invades a sovereign nation under false pretenses
111	8111 A local ruler is known to kill and eat 1d4 people each week
112	8112 A local ruler is revealed to be an illusion
113	8113 A local ruler is under the control of infernal powers
114	8114 A local ruler orders the execution of anyone causing a Chaos Burst
115	8115 A local ruler shames his title with interpersonal indiscretions
116	8116 A local ruler values empty rhetoric over valid policy
117	8117 A lump of heavy and very toxic metal appears at the target point
118	8118 A massive explosion flattens all stone structures within one mile
119	8119 A mighty hailstorm pummels the area for 1d4 hours
120	8120 A mysterious gold sarcophagus appears at the target point
121	8121 A new, non-magical, and deadly virus issues from the target point
122	8122 A one mile radius appears gloomy and blighted for 1d12 months
123	8123 A one mile radius is illuminated by full daylight for 3d10 days
124	8124 A one mile radius is rotates 360° every 24 hours
125	8125 A one mile radius is shrouded by an eclipse for 2d8-1 days
126	8126 A one mile radius looks like a desert wasteland for one year
127	8127 A perfect 10 foot sphere of ice appears at the target point
128	8128 A pitiable demon appears at the target point, begging sanctuary
129	8129 A powerful and malign spirit emerges from the target point
130	8130 A powerful and radical religious sect usurps the throne
131	8131 A powerful demon takes up residence in a nearby house
132	8132 A powerful earthquake shifts this whole area one mile north
133	8133 A sandstorm sweeps through the area for 2d6 turns
134	8134 A sculpted ice portrait appears for everyone within 50 yards
135	8135 A small, mysterious island appears in the nearest river
136	8136 A sphere of annihilation appears at the spell's target point
137	8137 A steel tower 100 yards tall emerges form under the target point
138	8138 A stolen dragon egg appears at the target point
139	8139 A stone cube 25 yards across rises from beneath the target point
140	8140 A terrible din fills the air like the clanging of pots and pans
141	8141 A terrible fire occurred on this site 4d6 hours ago
142	8142 A terrible fire will occur on this site 4d6 hours from now
143	8143 A thin shaft of stone runs from the target point to the sea
144	8144 A tornado arises at the target point and devastates the area
145	8145 A torrent of thick, soapy foam sprays from the target point
146	8146 A viscous corrosive fluid drips coats all exposed rock nearby
147	8147 A volcano erupts at the center of the nearest town
148	8148 A volley of 10d20 arrows rains down on the area
149	8149 A widespread peasants revolt begins in 1d12 hours
150	8150 A Chaos Burst occurs when each of the next 1d4 people speak nearby
151	8151 Abnormally large locusts plague the area for 1d8 weeks
152	8152 Acrid fungus sprouts under the target point and quickly spreads
153	8153 Air in this area is 75% thinner than the surrounding atmosphere
154	8154 All air within one mile is totally opaque but otherwise normal
155	8155 All armor removed in this area shrinks by 25%
156	8156 All armor within 50 yards becomes clear like glass
157	8157 All armor within 50 yards is as heavy as lead
158	8158 All armor within 50 yards is weightless for 1d12 months
159	8159 All armor within one mile is ethereal until sunset
160	8160 All artificial light sources within one mile are rendered inert
161	8161 All artificial structures within 50 yards cease to exist
162	8162 All attack rolls in the next 1d10 rounds must be made twice
163	8163 All bags of holding within one mile are completely full of anvils
164	8164 All birds within 50 yards explode, 1d6 hit points per bird
165	8165 All birds within one mile are completely plucked
166	8166 All bladed weapons within 50 yards are intensely magnetic
167	8167 All blades within 50 yards are 10% likely to turn to gold
168	8168 All blades within 50 yards are engraved with cryptic sigils
169	8169 All blades within 50 yards are restored to pristine condition
170	8170 All blades within 50 yards become clear like glass
171	8171 All blades within 50 yards bend 90° halfway along their length
172	8172 All blades within 50 yards must Save or crumble into rust
173	8173 All blades within one mile are blunted until sunset
174	8174 All blades within one mile glow cherry red until sunset tomorrow
175	8175 All bowstrings within 50 yards break the next time they re drawn
176	8176 All carved wood within 50 yards gains rudimentary intelligence
177	8177 All chain mail within 50 yards appears moth-eaten and threadbare
178	8178 All chain mail within 50 yards is highly attractive to lightning
179	8179 All chain mail within 50 yards is slicked with ice
180	8180 All chain mail within 50 yards is strongly magnetic
181	8181 All cloth within 50 yards begins to digest itself
182	8182 All cloth within 50 yards can never be rendered invisible
183	8183 All cloth within 50 yards is as shiny and lustrous as gold
184	8184 All cloth within 50 yards is rendered as brittle as eggshell
185	8185 All cloth within 50 yards is rendered as stiff as wood
186	8186 All cloth within 50 yards is scrubbed clean
187	8187 All cloth within 50 yards is soaked with gasoline
188	8188 All cloth within 50 yards seems unusually heavy
189	8189 All cloth within 50 yards smolders and smokes until dawn
190	8190 All cloth within 50 yards turns invisible upon exiting the area
191	8191 All cloth within 50 yards turns to burlap until sunset tomorrow
192	8192 All cloth within one mile is invisible until sunset tomorrow
193	8193 All coins within 50 yards appear in a heap at the target point
194	8194 All coins within 50 yards are engraved with cryptic runes
195	8195 All coins within 50 yards are invisible under moonlight
196	8196 All coins within 50 yards become flexible as rubber
197	8197 All coins within 50 yards double in value
198	8198 All coins within 50 yards explode, 1d4-1 hit points per coin
199	8199 All coins within 50 yards heat to 1,000°
200	8200 All coins within 50 yards turn to mercury
201	8201 All coins within one mile are easily recognized as counterfeit
202	8202 All curses now in effect within 100 yards are negated
203	8203 All dragons within 1d10 miles are enraged beyond all reason
204	8204 All dragons within 1d10 miles shrink by 10d10%
205	8205 All Dwarves within 10 miles are secretly fond of orcs
206	8206 All Dwarves within 10 miles are violently allergic to alcohol
207	8207 All Dwarves within 10 miles are violently allergic to gold
208	8208 All Dwarves within 10 miles become intensely claustrophobic
209	8209 All Dwarves within 10 miles have orange skin and green hair
210	8210 All Dwarves within 10 miles lose their infravision for 1d4 months
211	8211 All Elves within 10 miles are carrying vials of Dwarf blood
212	8212 All Elves within 10 miles develop a powerful fear of heights
213	8213 All Elves within 10 miles forget how to speak Elvish
214	8214 All Elves within 10 miles sprout jagged fangs
215	8215 All Elves within 50 yards are allergic to wood
216	8216 All ferrous metal within 50 yards doubles in weight
217	8217 All ferrous metal within 50 yards is as shiny & lustrous as gold
218	8218 All ferrous metal within 50 yards is invisible until it gets wet
219	8219 All ferrous metal within 50 yards is magnetized
220	8220 All ferrous metal within 50 yards is rustproof for one year
221	8221 All ferrous metal within 50 yards is somewhat resistant to magic
222	8222 All ferrous metal within 50 yards is strangely opalescent
223	8223 All ferrous metal within 50 yards vanishes until sunset tomorrow
224	8224 All fires lit in this area are waterproof for the next 1d6 weeks
225	8225 All fires lit in this area flare up wildly for 1d4 rounds
226	8226 All fires lit in this area reek of brimstone
227	8227 All flesh within 50 yards is clear like glass until sunset
228	8228 All foliage within 50 yards is poisonous to humans and demihumans
229	8229 All foliage within 50 yards is replaced by plastic replicas
230	8230 All food consumed within one mile is overpoweringly delicious
231	8231 All food consumed within one mile is unpalatably bitter
232	8232 All food within 50 yards completely spoils by sunset
233	8233 All food within 50 yards freezes solid
234	8234 All food within 50 yards is crawling with illusory maggots
235	8235 All food within 50 yards is poisonous for the next 1d4 hours
236	8236 All food within 50 yards is stripped of all nutritive value
237	8237 All food within one mile turns to salt
238	8238 All footprints within one mile fossilize by dawn tomorrow
239	8239 All forged steel within 100 yards turns to aluminum
240	8240 All forged steel within 100 yards turns to slate
241	8241 All gems within 50 yards are duplicated exactly
242	8242 All gems within 50 yards become spherical
243	8243 All gems within 50 yards turn to sodium when placed in water
244	8244 All gems within 50 yards vibrate in the presence of gold
245	8245 All Gnomes within 10 miles develop a dislike of gems and jewels
246	8246 All Gnomes within 10 miles grow 1d20 inches
247	8247 All goblins within 10 miles appear in the immediate area
248	8248 All goblins within 10 miles are afraid of the dark
249	8249 All goblins within 10 miles are exterminated
250	8250 All goblins within 10 miles are transformed into Elves
251	8251 All goblins within 10 miles become vegetarian pacifists
252	8252 All goblins within 10 miles swear allegiance to someone nearby
253	8253 All goblins within 10 miles swear vengeance upon someone nearby
254	8254 All gold within 50 yards always seems to be 200°
255	8255 All gold within 50 yards becomes transparent when submerged
256	8256 All gold within 50 yards begins to rust like damp steel
257	8257 All gold within 50 yards induces extreme covetousness
258	8258 All gold within 50 yards is 10% likely to turn to lead
259	8259 All gold within 50 yards is 50% likely to be counterfeit
260	8260 All gold within 50 yards is attracted to magnets like iron
261	8261 All gold within 50 yards is drawn to the target point
262	8262 All gold within 50 yards is indestructible for one year
263	8263 All gold within 50 yards is irresistibly attractive to undead
264	8264 All gold within 50 yards is severely tarnished
265	8265 All gold within 50 yards is thrown 1d10 years into the future
266	8266 All gold within 50 yards is weightless for 2d10 rounds
267	8267 All gold within 50 yards sweats some kind of foul liquid
268	8268 All ground within 10 miles is at exactly the same elevation
269	8269 All Halflings within 10 miles develop a penchant for violence
270	8270 All Halflings within 10 miles develop a strong wanderlust
271	8271 All hats or helmets within 50 yards are drawn to the target point
272	8272 All hats or hoods within 50 yards burst into flame
273	8273 All herbivores within 100 yards are panic-stricken
274	8274 All horses within 100 yards have built-in saddles
275	8275 All horses within 100 yards shrink by 1% per round
276	8276 All horses within one mile become bipedal for 1d4 weeks
277	8277 All horses within one mile become clear like glass
278	8278 All houses within one mile appear to be of much higher quality
279	8279 All houses within one mile are fireproof for one year
280	8280 All humans within 10 miles are suddenly wearing peculiar hats
281	8281 All humans within 10 miles think that demihumans are subhuman
282	8282 All inanimate matter nearby wobbles as though made of gelatin
283	8283 All ink within 50 yards appears to be made from human blood
284	8284 All ink within 50 yards is powerfully hallucinogenic
285	8285 All ink within one mile is invisible for 2d4-1 days
286	8286 All ink within one mile is invisible in sunlight
287	8287 All inorganic matter within 10 miles appears blurry until sunset
288	8288 All inorganic matter within 10 yards disappears
289	8289 All inorganic matter within 10 yards turns to ice
290	8290 All inorganic matter within 50 yards appears to be magical
291	8291 All invisible matter within 100 yards becomes permanently visible
292	8292 All invisible matter within one mile is clear like glass
293	8293 All leather within 50 yards begins sweating profusely
294	8294 All leather within 50 yards is as rigid as steel
295	8295 All leather within 50 yards shatters like glass
296	8296 All leather within 50 yards turns to silk
297	8297 All living creatures nearby are driven away for 1d4 months
298	8298 All living creatures nearby are enraged beyond reason
299	8299 All lycanthropes within one mile are cured of their lycanthropy
300	8300 All lycanthropes within one mile are locked in their current form
301	8301 All lycanthropes within one mile develop a great fear of the dark
302	8302 All lycanthropes within one mile have a new kind of lycanthropy
303	8303 All magic items used nearby are 10% likely to burn out forever
304	8304 All magic items within 50 yards appear to be blazing with fire
305	8305 All magic items within 50 yards are easily recognized as magical
306	8306 All magic items within 50 yards disappear until sunset tomorrow
307	8307 All magic items within 50 yards fail to function 20% of the time
308	8308 All magic items within 50 yards hum softly for 1d4 days
309	8309 All magic potions within 50 yards are 10X as powerful
310	8310 All magic potions within 50 yards are powerfully toxic
311	8311 All magic potions within 50 yards are rendered inert
312	8312 All magic potions within 50 yards become Potions of Flying
313	8313 All magic potions within 50 yards freeze solid when imbibed
314	8314 All magic potions within 50 yards induce overwhelming thirst
315	8315 All magic potions within 50 yards induce wild hallucinations
316	8316 All magic potions within 50 yards yield the opposite effect
317	8317 All magic rings within 50 yards appear at the target point
318	8318 All magic rings within 50 yards are identical in appearance
319	8319 All magic rings within 50 yards are inert for one week
320	8320 All magic rings within 50 yards are now as large as hula hoops
321	8321 All magic rings within 50 yards are unharmed by fire or heat
322	8322 All magic rings within 50 yards attract lightning
323	8323 All magic rings within 50 yards fuse to their wearers fingers
324	8324 All magic rings within 50 yards grant a +1 Armor Class bonus
325	8325 All magic rings within 50 yards must Save or Disintegrate
326	8326 All magic rings within 50 yards shine as brightly as the Sun
327	8327 All magic rings within 50 yards shrink by 10% with each use
328	8328 All magic rings within 50 yards turn to crystal
329	8329 All magic rings within 50 yards turn to lead while not being worn
330	8330 All magic rings within 50 yards whistle softly while in use
331	8331 All magic weapons nearby are ethereal until sunset
332	8332 All magic weapons nearby gain an additional +1 ToHit for 1d6 days
333	8333 All magic weapons nearby glow like fireflies under the new moon
334	8334 All magic weapons nearby lose their enchantments until dawn
335	8335 All magic weapons within 100 yards are non-magical for 1d4 days
336	8336 All magical animals nearby become their non-magical equivalents
337	8337 All magical animals nearby desire to leave the area
338	8338 All magical garments within one mile are filthy and foul-smelling
339	8339 All magical garments within one mile burst into flame
340	8340 All magical light sources within 100 yards are 2X as bright
341	8341 All magical light sources within 100 yards dim by 50%
342	8342 All magical light sources within one mile are extinguished
343	8343 All magical light sources within one mile are hot as normal fire
344	8344 All magical light sources within one mile attract magical moths
345	8345 All magical light sources within one mile flash like strobes
346	8346 All magical light sources within one mile hum loudly while in use
347	8347 All magical light sources within one mile only work underground
348	8348 All magical light sources within one mile produce blood-red light
349	8349 All magical light sources within one mile yield darkness instead
350	8350 All mechanical locks within one mile are fused shut
351	8351 All mechanical locks within one mile are invisible for 1d12 months
352	8352 All mechanical locks within one mile can only open under moonlight
353	8353 All mechanical locks within one mile spring open
354	8354 All members of a major race are discovered to be artificial
355	8355 All members of a major race are rendered sterile
356	8356 All metal armor nearby has been soaking in vinegar
357	8357 All metal armor nearby is chilled to freezing
358	8358 All metal gauntlets within 50 yards are non-removable until dawn
359	8359 All metal gauntlets within 50 yards are rustproof
360	8360 All metal gauntlets within 50 yards cause terrible chafing
361	8361 All metal gauntlets within 50 yards close into fists
362	8362 All metal gauntlets within 50 yards heat to 400°
363	8363 All metal gauntlets within 50 yards insulate against electricity
364	8364 All metal gauntlets within 50 yards shrink by 25%
365	8365 All metal gauntlets within 50 yards turn to silk
366	8366 All metal weapons wielded nearby seem to be 500°
367	8367 All metal within 50 yards appears to be made of solid shadow
368	8368 All metal within 50 yards induces frostbite while in daylight
369	8369 All metal within 50 yards is entirely non-reflective
370	8370 All metal within 50 yards is flammable for 2d10 rounds
371	8371 All metal within 50 yards is indestructible until sunset tomorrow
372	8372 All metal within 50 yards is invisible when anointed with blood
373	8373 All metal within 50 yards is non-conductive of electricity
374	8374 All metal within 50 yards is polished to mirror-brightness
375	8375 All metal within 50 yards is twice as heavy when it's wet
376	8376 All metal within 50 yards liquefies for 2d6 rounds, then reforms
377	8377 All metal within 50 yards shimmers like mother of pearl
378	8378 All missile weapons within 50 yards are inoperative until sunset
379	8379 All missile weapons within 50 yards combust when they re fired
380	8380 All missile weapons within 50 yards have 2X normal maximum range
381	8381 All missile weapons within 50 yards vanish when they re fired
382	8382 All nearby age 3d20 years but return to normal at sunset tomorrow
383	8383 All nearby must eat their meat, or they can't have any pudding
384	8384 All nearby who ve drawn blood in the past day are deaf until dawn
385	8385 All nearby who ve drawn blood in the past day weep for 3d8 rounds
386	8386 All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces age that many years
387	8387 All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces give it all to charity
388	8388 All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces heal as many hit points
389	8389 All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces lose as many hit points
390	8390 All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces pass out for 1d8 hours
391	8391 All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces teleport that many yards
392	8392 All nonliving wood within 50 yards is as brittle as a pretzel
393	8393 All nonliving wood within 50 yards is as pliant as grass
394	8394 All non-magical animals nearby are healed of all disease
395	8395 All non-magical animals nearby are restored to full hit points
396	8396 All non-magical animals nearby shrink by 40%
397	8397 All non-magical books within 50 yards are duplicated
398	8398 All non-magical books within 50 yards must Save or combust
399	8399 All non-sentient animals nearby are 1d100 years
400	8400 All non-sentient animals nearby are panic-stricken
401	8401 All non-sentient animals within 50 yards become vaguely evil
402	8402 All open wounds within 50 yards steam violently but harmlessly
403	8403 All paper now nearby glows in the dark permanently
404	8404 All paper now nearby is fireproof
405	8405 All plant life within 10 miles is sky-blue from now on
406	8406 All plant-based fabric within 50 yards becomes dull brown
407	8407 All plant-based fabric within 50 yards combusts
408	8408 All priestly magic within 500 yards is dispelled
409	8409 All priestly magic within 500 yards is suppressed for 1d10 turns
410	8410 All reflective surfaces in the area display imaginary scenes
411	8411 All reflective surfaces in the area display scenes of carnage
412	8412 All right arms within 50 yards are ethereal until sunset
413	8413 All right arms within 50 yards are invulnerable for 1d10 hours
414	8414 All right arms within 50 yards are paralyzed until dawn
415	8415 All rope within 50 yards can't be cut or broken
416	8416 All rope within 50 yards ignites along its entire length
417	8417 All rope within 50 yards is as rigid as wood
418	8418 All rope within 50 yards is as strong as steel wire
419	8419 All rope within 50 yards is forever unable to hold a knot
420	8420 All rope within 50 yards is permanently invisible
421	8421 All rope within 50 yards shortens by 80%
422	8422 All rope within 50 yards straightens and becomes hard as stone
423	8423 All rope within 50 yards stretches like elastic
424	8424 All rope within 50 yards turns to flesh
425	8425 All saddles within 50 yards are as durable as tempered steel
426	8426 All saddles within 50 yards disappear
427	8427 All shields within 50 yards are fragile like glass for 1d4 rounds
428	8428 All shields within 50 yards are impervious to fire
429	8429 All shields within 50 yards are impervious to harm until sunset
430	8430 All shields within 50 yards are imprinted with ugly faces
431	8431 All shields within 50 yards gain a +1 bonus lasting 1d10 battles
432	8432 All soil and rock within 100 yards vanishes
433	8433 All soil within 50 yards is seeded with an aggressive vegetable
434	8434 All soil within 50 yards turns invisible
435	8435 All spells cast in the last 1d4 rounds are retroactively negated
436	8436 All spells cast in the last 1d4 rounds recur in 1d4 rounds
437	8437 All spells cast in the next 2d6 rounds are invisible in effect
438	8438 All spells cast in the next 2d6 rounds occur 2d6 rounds later
439	8439 All spells cast in this area are accompanied by trumpet fanfare
440	8440 All spells cast in this area are delayed by 2d10 rounds
441	8441 All Summoned creatures within 10 miles are dismissed
442	8442 All Summoned creatures within 10 miles vanish in 1d4 rounds
443	8443 All swords within one mile are hopelessly blunted for 1d4 days
444	8444 All swords within one mile turn to golf clubs until dawn tomorrow
445	8445 All teeth within 50 yards are as black as coal for 1d4 weeks
446	8446 All teeth within 50 yards are rendered invisible for 1d12 months
447	8447 All tempered metal within 50 yards is reduced in weight by 50%
448	8448 All tempered metal within 50 yards is soft as rubber until dawn
449	8449 All thumbs within 50 yards are immune to polymorph magic
450	8450 All thumbs within 50 yards vanish for 1d4 hours
451	8451 All transparent matter within one mile is as fragile as glass
452	8452 All transparent matter within one mile is rendered invisible
453	8453 All trees within 10 miles drop their leaves until next spring
454	8454 All trees within 50 yards are glazed with ice
455	8455 All trees within 50 yards are impervious to saws and axes
456	8456 All trees within 50 yards bear watermelons for 1d4 months
457	8457 All trees within 50 yards become ambulatory
458	8458 All trees within 50 yards become omnivorous
459	8459 All trees within 50 yards chant dirges at every sunset
460	8460 All trees within 50 yards gain a semblance of sentience
461	8461 All trees within 50 yards turn permanently invisible
462	8462 All trees within a one mile vanish
463	8463 All trees within one mile are cut down and stacked as cordwood
464	8464 All trees within one mile are hollow
465	8465 All trees within one mile crumble to dust within 1d4 days
466	8466 All trees within one mile double in height
467	8467 All trees within one mile drip with blood
468	8468 All trees within one mile uproot and move 10 miles to the north
469	8469 All trolls within 10 miles adopt a kinder, gentler philosophy
470	8470 All trolls within 10 miles lose their ability to regenerate
471	8471 All undead skeletons within 10 miles turn to wood
472	8472 All undead within 1d100 miles vanish until sunset tomorrow
473	8473 All undead within 50 yards are restored to full hit points
474	8474 All undead within 50 yards are teleported 1d4 miles
475	8475 All undead within 50 yards attack one random person nearby
476	8476 All undead within one mile can exhale clouds of fog at will
477	8477 All undead within one mile combust and burn until sunset tomorrow
478	8478 All undead within one mile require air just like living creatures
479	8479 All undead within one mile think that they re still alive
480	8480 All vegetable matter within 50 yards, alive or dead, dissolves
481	8481 All vegetation within 10 miles is 10X as nutritious for 1d4 weeks
482	8482 All vegetation within 10 miles is incredibly toxic for 1d4 days
483	8483 All vegetation within 10 miles tastes like manure when cooked
484	8484 All vegetation within 50 yards becomes incredibly lush
485	8485 All vegetation within 50 yards dies within 1d4 rounds
486	8486 All vegetation within 50 yards grows 100X as fast for 2d4 days
487	8487 All vegetation within 50 yards is frozen solid
488	8488 All vegetation within 50 yards turns bone-white for 1d4 days
489	8489 All visible trails or tracks within 10 miles vanish completely
490	8490 All voices within 50 yards seem to issue from the same person
491	8491 All voices within 50 yards sound identical
492	8492 All water within 10 miles is chilled to just above freezing
493	8493 All water within 50 yards becomes invisible
494	8494 All water within 50 yards becomes thick like gelatin
495	8495 All water within 50 yards does nothing to mitigate thirst
496	8496 All water within 50 yards doubles in volume 1d6 times
497	8497 All water within 50 yards holds its temperature for one year
498	8498 All water within 50 yards looks foul but is fresh and sweet
499	8499 All water within 50 yards remains liquid for at least 1d4 months
500	8500 All water within 50 yards smells and tastes strongly of fish
501	8501 All water within 50 yards turns to for over the next 1d4 rounds
502	8502 All water within 50 yards turns to glass
503	8503 All water within 50 yards turns to milk
504	8504 All water within one mile vanishes
505	8505 All weapons and armor within 50 yards seem to be 3X normal weight
506	8506 All weapons nearby are bound to this area and will return to it
507	8507 All weapons within 50 yards appear to be made of bone
508	8508 All weapons within 50 yards are +1 ToHit until dawn tomorrow
509	8509 All weapons within 50 yards are +10 ToHit for 1d4 rounds
510	8510 All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit for 2d12 hours
511	8511 All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit Summoned creatures
512	8512 All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit until their next hit
513	8513 All weapons within 50 yards are +5 ToHit but -5 to damage
514	8514 All weapons within 50 yards are -4 ToHit anyone currently nearby
515	8515 All weapons within 50 yards are caked in sticky clay
516	8516 All weapons within 50 yards are cleaned, polished, and sterilized
517	8517 All weapons within 50 yards are edible
518	8518 All weapons within 50 yards are etched with their owners names
519	8519 All weapons within 50 yards are impervious to Alteration magic
520	8520 All weapons within 50 yards are invulnerable to acid
521	8521 All weapons within 50 yards are marked with demonic sigils
522	8522 All weapons within 50 yards are piled at the target point
523	8523 All weapons within 50 yards are repelled from the target point
524	8524 All weapons within 50 yards are sealed in candle wax
525	8525 All weapons within 50 yards are stuck in their sheathes
526	8526 All weapons within 50 yards are terribly unwieldy for 4d6 rounds
527	8527 All weapons within 50 yards are the property of some distant king
528	8528 All weapons within 50 yards attract flies and gnats for one week
529	8529 All weapons within 50 yards exude aromatic smoke for 1d6 hours
530	8530 All weapons within 50 yards glow red as though they re very hot
531	8531 All weapons within 50 yards hum in the presence of spilled blood
532	8532 All weapons within 50 yards must Save or be bent like corkscrews
533	8533 All weapons within 50 yards steam violently on contact with water
534	8534 All weapons within 50 yards were forged by an undead smith
535	8535 All weapons within one mile vanish until dawn tomorrow
536	8536 All wheeled vehicles within one mile burst into flame
537	8537 All wheeled vehicles within one mile sink 1d4 feet into the mud
538	8538 All wheels within one mile are chrome-plated
539	8539 All wheels within one mile become perfectly square
540	8540 All who saw this casting are 10% likely to be driven insane
541	8541 All who saw this casting are healed for 1d4 hit points
542	8542 All who saw this casting are soaked with cold gravy
543	8543 All who saw this casting are stricken mute until sunset
544	8544 All who saw this casting are stricken totally deaf for 1d12 hours
545	8545 All who saw this casting are thrown 1d4 days into the future
546	8546 All who saw this casting are unable to sleep for 2d10 days
547	8547 All who saw this casting despise magic for until dawn tomorrow
548	8548 All who saw this casting giggle like lunatics for 3d4 rounds
549	8549 All who saw this casting hear an eerie moaning for 1d4 days
550	8550 All who saw this casting howl at the moon for the next 1d8 nights
551	8551 All who saw this casting lose 1d20 points of Wisdom until sunset
552	8552 All who saw this casting lose 1d4 hit points
553	8553 All who saw this casting stare at the target point until dawn
554	8554 All who saw this casting think that its target has been slain
555	8555 All who saw this casting undertake a pilgrimage to a distant town
556	8556 All within 10 feet are wrapped like mummies
557	8557 All within 10 feet feel like they ve just run a marathon
558	8558 All within 10 feet must Save or be teleported 1d100 miles
559	8559 All within 10 feet point loses 1d100 hit points
560	8560 All within 10 miles are convinced that the apocalypse is nigh
561	8561 All within 10 miles identify the target point as a holy site
562	8562 All within 10 miles seek to worship someone near the target point
563	8563 All within 10 yards divest themselves of all gems and jewels
564	8564 All within 10 yards find a diamond worth 1,000 gold pieces
565	8565 All within 50 miles realize that thieves cant is fictitious
566	8566 All within 50 miles rise up against the king
567	8567 All within 50 yards acquire a distinctive accent
568	8568 All within 50 yards adopt new names and answer only to them
569	8569 All within 50 yards age 1d12 months
570	8570 All within 50 yards and in armor are paralyzed for 2d6 rounds
571	8571 All within 50 yards appear blurry to each other for 1d12 hours
572	8572 All within 50 yards appear to be 1d100 years older
573	8573 All within 50 yards appear to be covered with festering sores
574	8574 All within 50 yards appear to be indescribably ugly to each other
575	8575 All within 50 yards appear to have advanced leprosy
576	8576 All within 50 yards appear to have bubonic plague
577	8577 All within 50 yards are 5% likely to be turned inside out
578	8578 All within 50 yards are 5% likely to become amphibious
579	8579 All within 50 yards are 5% likely to die at dawn tomorrow
580	8580 All within 50 yards are 5% likely to freeze solid
581	8581 All within 50 yards are 5% likely to inherit a small keep
582	8582 All within 50 yards are 5% likely to suffer total amnesia
583	8583 All within 50 yards are 10% likely to age 1d100 years
584	8584 All within 50 yards are 10% likely to be closely related
585	8585 All within 50 yards are 10% likely to be stricken bald forever
586	8586 All within 50 yards are 10% likely to wake tomorrow as undead
587	8587 All within 50 yards are -2 ToHit for 2d10 rounds
588	8588 All within 50 yards are 20% likely to be knocked unconscious
589	8589 All within 50 yards are 20% likely to be paralyzed for 1d4 hours
590	8590 All within 50 yards are 20% likely to lose all but one hit point
591	8591 All within 50 yards are 25% likely to be covered in chocolate
592	8592 All within 50 yards are 30% likely to vanish for 1d6 rounds
593	8593 All within 50 yards are 40% likely to regain full hit points
594	8594 All within 50 yards are a peculiar shade of blue-gray
595	8595 All within 50 yards are AC 0 (no modifiers) for 2d6 hours
596	8596 All within 50 yards are arrested for sedition and treason
597	8597 All within 50 yards are at risk of awakening a vengeful god
598	8598 All within 50 yards are attacked by countless magpies
599	8599 All within 50 yards are attacked by locusts
600	8600 All within 50 yards are banded like protected wildlife
601	8601 All within 50 yards are blamed for some recent catastrophe
602	8602 All within 50 yards are blind while at full hit points
603	8603 All within 50 yards are branded heretics and ordered slain
604	8604 All within 50 yards are branded with the mark of some random god
605	8605 All within 50 yards are carrying an additional 5d10 gold pieces
606	8606 All within 50 yards are carrying an identical iron medallion
607	8607 All within 50 yards are carrying ornate ceremonial daggers
608	8608 All within 50 yards are carrying small discs of carved stone
609	8609 All within 50 yards are charged with an arduous divine quest
610	8610 All within 50 yards are claimed as slaves by the nearest tyrant
611	8611 All within 50 yards are considered pariahs
612	8612 All within 50 yards are covered in creosote
613	8613 All within 50 yards are covered in powdered sugar like doughnuts
614	8614 All within 50 yards are covered with honey and feathers
615	8615 All within 50 yards are disarmed
616	8616 All within 50 yards are discovered to be clones
617	8617 All within 50 yards are doused with molasses
618	8618 All within 50 yards are drafted into military service
619	8619 All within 50 yards are draped in tough, fibrous filaments
620	8620 All within 50 yards are draped with pungent floral garlands
621	8621 All within 50 yards are drenched with cold, soapy water
622	8622 All within 50 yards are drenched with olive oil
623	8623 All within 50 yards are dressed and painted like clowns
624	8624 All within 50 yards are dressed in black and have jet-black hair
625	8625 All within 50 yards are dressed in high quality fur
626	8626 All within 50 yards are dressed in illusory formal wear
627	8627 All within 50 yards are dressed in illusory full plate armor
628	8628 All within 50 yards are dressed in wildly inappropriate attire
629	8629 All within 50 yards are dressed like pirates
630	8630 All within 50 yards are enraged beyond thought or reason
631	8631 All within 50 yards are extremely short-tempered for 1d12 hours
632	8632 All within 50 yards are filthy as though they ve never bathed
633	8633 All within 50 yards are glazed with yellow ice
634	8634 All within 50 yards are Held for 6d10 rounds
635	8635 All within 50 yards are holding tiny stone carvings of themselves
636	8636 All within 50 yards are immune to all magic for 1d6 rounds
637	8637 All within 50 yards are immune to disease for 1d6 months
638	8638 All within 50 yards are immune to missile fire for 2d6 rounds
639	8639 All within 50 yards are immune to poison for 1d4 days
640	8640 All within 50 yards are immune to polymorph magic for one year
641	8641 All within 50 yards are immune to reason for 1d4 days
642	8642 All within 50 yards are implicated in a huge royal scandal
643	8643 All within 50 yards are individually shrouded in fog
644	8644 All within 50 yards are invisible for 1d4 rounds
645	8645 All within 50 yards are invisible to a single person nearby
646	8646 All within 50 yards are invisible to all others within 50 yards
647	8647 All within 50 yards are invisible to birds
648	8648 All within 50 yards are invisible to reptiles for 1d6 hours
649	8649 All within 50 yards are invisible when seen from below
650	8650 All within 50 yards are involved in a diplomatic nightmare
651	8651 All within 50 yards are invulnerable to wood for 1d10 rounds
652	8652 All within 50 yards are liberally sprayed with octopus ink
653	8653 All within 50 yards are now standing in the nearest building
654	8654 All within 50 yards are now wearing tap-shoes
655	8655 All within 50 yards are offered for sale on the open market
656	8656 All within 50 yards are overpoweringly thirsty
657	8657 All within 50 yards are painted with woad
658	8658 All within 50 yards are paralyzed by indecision for 1d4 rounds
659	8659 All within 50 yards are pardoned for any outstanding crimes
660	8660 All within 50 yards are permanently branded as escaped slaves
661	8661 All within 50 yards are profoundly drunk for 1d10 rounds
662	8662 All within 50 yards are pushed 1d10 yards from the target point
663	8663 All within 50 yards are ravenously hungry
664	8664 All within 50 yards are restored to full hit points
665	8665 All within 50 yards are rumored to be undead
666	8666 All within 50 yards are rumored to belong to some bizarre cult
667	8667 All within 50 yards are showered in maggots
668	8668 All within 50 yards are smeared with a foul-smelling gelatin
669	8669 All within 50 yards are sprayed with skunk musk
670	8670 All within 50 yards are standing on three-foot cast iron discs
671	8671 All within 50 yards are sterile for 2d12 months
672	8672 All within 50 yards are stricken mute for 1d6 rounds
673	8673 All within 50 yards are strongly addicted to some kind of poison
674	8674 All within 50 yards are suddenly arranged in a big circle
675	8675 All within 50 yards are suddenly barefoot
676	8676 All within 50 yards are suddenly extremely drunk
677	8677 All within 50 yards are suddenly seated in the lotus position
678	8678 All within 50 yards are tempted to dabble in cannibalism
679	8679 All within 50 yards are thoroughly cleansed
680	8680 All within 50 yards are thrown 1d4 days into the future
681	8681 All within 50 yards are unable to breathe for 1d20 rounds
682	8682 All within 50 yards are unable to move their feet for 2d10 rounds
683	8683 All within 50 yards are unable to sleep for 2d20 days
684	8684 All within 50 yards are unable to use magic for 1d8 hours
685	8685 All within 50 yards are unable to wield weapons while in armor
686	8686 All within 50 yards are unable to wield wooden weapons until dawn
687	8687 All within 50 yards are wearing beekeepers veils
688	8688 All within 50 yards are wearing ostrich feathers in their hair
689	8689 All within 50 yards are wearing wooden shoes
690	8690 All within 50 yards become hopelessly lost for 1d4 hours
691	8691 All within 50 yards believe that they re dreaming
692	8692 All within 50 yards can see just fine in normal darkness
693	8693 All within 50 yards covet the possessions of one person nearby
694	8694 All within 50 yards crackle with ozone for 6d6 rounds
695	8695 All within 50 yards dance lasciviously for 1d6 rounds
696	8696 All within 50 yards develop an acute fear of wood
697	8697 All within 50 yards die in a huge explosion but resurrect at dawn
698	8698 All within 50 yards disarm themselves and race to a nearby river
699	8699 All within 50 yards disarm themselves as quickly as they can
700	8700 All within 50 yards exchange places with someone else nearby
701	8701 All within 50 yards exhale steam as if the air were very cold
702	8702 All within 50 yards feel a wildly different ambient temperature
703	8703 All within 50 yards feel insects crawling over their skin
704	8704 All within 50 yards feel intense hunger at the sight of blood
705	8705 All within 50 yards feel overpowering fear for 2d6 rounds
706	8706 All within 50 yards feel unfocused yet overwhelming disgust
707	8707 All within 50 yards find obscene tattoos on their bodies
708	8708 All within 50 yards find that their clothes are torn and bloody
709	8709 All within 50 yards forget everyone's name
710	8710 All within 50 yards forget how to use weapons or magic until dawn
711	8711 All within 50 yards gain 1d1000 Experience Points
712	8712 All within 50 yards grow 1d4 inches
713	8713 All within 50 yards have a copy of a mysterious brass key
714	8714 All within 50 yards have a mark identifying them as pariahs
715	8715 All within 50 yards have an additional, functioning kidney
716	8716 All within 50 yards have clouded vision for 2d6 rounds
717	8717 All within 50 yards have conflicting memories of the past day
718	8718 All within 50 yards have five pounds of butter in their pockets
719	8719 All within 50 yards have gone without sleep for 3d4 days
720	8720 All within 50 yards have horrifying visions of future tragedy
721	8721 All within 50 yards have just run 1d10 miles
722	8722 All within 50 yards have the exact same voice
723	8723 All within 50 yards laugh like lunatics for 4d6 rounds
724	8724 All within 50 yards levitate 1d6 feet for 2d6 rounds
725	8725 All within 50 yards look and smell as if they ve been in a fire
726	8726 All within 50 yards look like cadavers when seen from behind
727	8727 All within 50 yards lose 1 hit point per round spent in that area
728	8728 All within 50 yards lose 1d6 levels until sunset tomorrow
729	8729 All within 50 yards lose 1d8 hit points but gain 1d10 hit points
730	8730 All within 50 yards mount an attack upon the nearest castle
731	8731 All within 50 yards move as if they re underwater
732	8732 All within 50 yards must hibernate this winter
733	8733 All within 50 yards must remain in this area until dawn tomorrow
734	8734 All within 50 yards must remain within 10 yards of each other
735	8735 All within 50 yards must repeat everything they say for 1d10 days
736	8736 All within 50 yards must Save each morning or age 1d4 years
737	8737 All within 50 yards must Save or be attacked by rats and mice
738	8738 All within 50 yards must Save or be branded like cattle
739	8739 All within 50 yards must Save or be burned for 1d10 hit points
740	8740 All within 50 yards must Save or be Slowed
741	8741 All within 50 yards must Save or be soaked with icy brine
742	8742 All within 50 yards must Save or be stricken mute for 1d4 months
743	8743 All within 50 yards must Save or be Teleported 2d10 miles
744	8744 All within 50 yards must Save or be thrown into nearby trees
745	8745 All within 50 yards must Save or be tightly bound in wire
746	8746 All within 50 yards must Save or feel 1d100° colder
747	8747 All within 50 yards must Save or feel 1d100° warmer
748	8748 All within 50 yards must Save or flee in panic for 2d10 rounds
749	8749 All within 50 yards must Save or sink 4d12 inches into the ground
750	8750 All within 50 yards must Save or suffer blinding pain until dawn
751	8751 All within 50 yards must Save or suffer frostbite in 1d10 fingers
752	8752 All within 50 yards must Save or their clothes burst into flame
753	8753 All within 50 yards must Save or their hair combusts
754	8754 All within 50 yards must Save or their hands shrink by 50%
755	8755 All within 50 yards must Save or they must re-roll their stats
756	8756 All within 50 yards must Save vs Death or be shorn of all hair
757	8757 All within 50 yards must Save, or their wounds will never heal
758	8758 All within 50 yards now have bright blue hair
759	8759 All within 50 yards preach a ridiculous "abstinence only" policy
760	8760 All within 50 yards quickly devour any food that they re carrying
761	8761 All within 50 yards run at top speed toward the target point
762	8762 All within 50 yards see illusory animals flitting about the area
763	8763 All within 50 yards shrink 1d4 inches
764	8764 All within 50 yards smell like carrion until sunset tomorrow
765	8765 All within 50 yards smell strongly of alcohol
766	8766 All within 50 yards smell strongly of brimstone until sunrise
767	8767 All within 50 yards smell strongly of manure for 1d4 days
768	8768 All within 50 yards suddenly have perfectly groomed hair
769	8769 All within 50 yards talk like 1930's movie gangsters
770	8770 All within 50 yards think that a deity is in their midst
771	8771 All within 50 yards think that all others nearby are lying
772	8772 All within 50 yards think that all others nearby are on fire
773	8773 All within 50 yards think that fire is edible
774	8774 All within 50 yards think that they re being attacked by zombies
775	8775 All within 50 yards think that they re in a parallel universe
776	8776 All within 50 yards think that they re standing in knee-deep snow
777	8777 All within 50 yards think that they ve suffered massive injuries
778	8778 All within 50 yards think they'll die unless they remain standing
779	8779 All within 50 yards think they ve shrunk by 90%
780	8780 All within 50 yards throw their weapons as far as they can
781	8781 All within 50 yards vanish for 3d10 rounds
782	8782 All within 50 yards weep hysterically but can act normally
783	8783 All within 50 yards who are injured smell strongly of peppermint
784	8784 All within 50 yards who are not now bleeding fall unconscious
785	8785 All within 50 yards who are now bleeding fall unconscious
786	8786 All within 50 yards who breathe air suffocate for 2d10 rounds
787	8787 All within 50 yards will be fully healed at the end of 3d8 rounds
788	8788 All within 50 yards will become undead when they die
789	8789 All within 50 yards will die if any one of them dies before dawn
790	8790 All within 50 yards witness a miraculous manifestation of a deity
791	8791 All wood within one mile is fireproof for 1d4 weeks
792	8792 All worked stone within 50 yards absorbs water like a sponge
793	8793 All worked stone within 50 yards begins eroding rapidly
794	8794 All worked stone within 50 yards blazes with illusory flame
795	8795 All worked stone within 50 yards clangs like bronze bells
796	8796 All worked stone within 50 yards hums audibly in moonlight
797	8797 All worked stone within 50 yards increases in size by 1d100%
798	8798 All worked stone within 50 yards is as shiny as a mirror
799	8799 All worked stone within 50 yards is briefly pliant as soft clay
800	8800 All worked stone within 50 yards is clear like glass
801	8801 All worked stone within 50 yards is etched with blasphemous runes
802	8802 All worked stone within 50 yards is now 3d100° colder
803	8803 All worked stone within 50 yards is water soluble
804	8804 All worked stone within 50 yards oozes blood for 1d4 hours
805	8805 All worked stone within 50 yards returns to its natural state
806	8806 All worked stone within 50 yards turns to ice
807	8807 All written text within 50 yards appears reversed in sunlight
808	8808 All written text within 50 yards can only be read by moonlight
809	8809 All written text within 50 yards hums audibly while being read
810	8810 All written text within 50 yards is reversed
811	8811 All written text within 50 yards shrinks by 50%
812	8812 An ancient battle is endlessly reenacted on this site by ghosts
813	8813 An animal species native to the area acquires sentience
814	8814 An animal species native to the area actually controls the throne
815	8815 An animal species native to the area is now immune to magic
816	8816 An animal species native to the area quickly goes extinct
817	8817 An arrogant, inarticulate twit achieves great political power
818	8818 An asteroid 1d20 miles in diameter strikes the planet near here
819	8819 An enormous black disc hovers over the area for 1d4 hours
820	8820 An enormous cache of classified documents is found nearby
821	8821 An enormous cache of D-Cell batteries is found nearby
822	8822 An enormous castle formed entirely of ice appears nearby
823	8823 An enormous fishing net settles over a 100 yard radius
824	8824 An enormous head of sculpted stone bursts from the ground
825	8825 An enormous oak tree appears at the target point
826	8826 An enormous sand castle appears at the target point
827	8827 An enormous volume of acrid smoke spews from the target point
828	8828 An exact copy of the moon appears 180° away from the original one
829	8829 An experimental forge in a nearby town achieves critical mass
830	8830 An incredibly dangerous and powerful artifact appears nearby
831	8831 An incredibly dangerous toxin is released into a nearby river
832	8832 An incredibly foul entity is summoned to the target point
833	8833 An ingot of metallic hydrogen appears at the target point
834	8834 An ingot of neutronium appears at the target point
835	8835 An ingot of some impossible metal appears at the target point
836	8836 An intoxicatingly delightful scent issues from the target point
837	8837 An intricate maze of panels of ice sprouts in a 100 yard radius
838	8838 An intricate maze of tall hedges sprouts in a 100 yard radius
839	8839 An intricate sculpture of blown glass appears at the target point
840	8840 An invisible, whistling octopus slithers through the area
841	8841 An overpoweringly foul stench issues from the target point
842	8842 An unusually virulent form of plague breaks out in a nearby town
843	8843 Ants appear to swarm on all blades within 50 yards
844	8844 Any active charms and enchantments nearby are negated until dawn
845	8845 Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards are now 10X as potent
846	8846 Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards become powerfully toxic
847	8847 Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards combust violently
848	8848 Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards induce temporary insanity
849	8849 Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards turn to mercury
850	8850 Any artifacts within 50 miles become non-functional for 2d6 days
851	8851 Any beneficial enchantments now in effect nearby are dispelled
852	8852 Any blades currently sheathed nearby make their sheathes combust
853	8853 Any blood spilled in this area combusts on contact with water
854	8854 Any blood spilled in this area discolors the ground
855	8855 Any charged magical items nearby are fully recharged
856	8856 Any charged magical items nearby are triggered upon their owners
857	8857 Any charged magical items nearby can't be used until tomorrow
858	8858 Any charged magical items nearby lose 1d10 charges
859	8859 Any exposed rock nearby is polished as smooth as glass
860	8860 Any fireball cast nearby is 1% likely to scorch a one mile radius
861	8861 Any fires now burning within 10 miles are extinguished
862	8862 Any fires now burning within 10 miles exude hallucinogenic smoke
863	8863 Any fires now burning within 10 miles provide no heat
864	8864 Any fires now burning within 10 miles provide no light
865	8865 Any fires now burning within 10 miles turn into pools of water
866	8866 Any fires now burning within 50 yards quadruple in size
867	8867 Any fires now burning within ten miles attract undead like moths
868	8868 Any food now in this area tastes strongly of blood
869	8869 Any food now within 50 yards induces bacchanalia when eaten
870	8870 Any food now within 50 yards induces drowsiness when eaten
871	8871 Any food now within 50 yards induces madness when eaten
872	8872 Any food now within 50 yards turns to iron
873	8873 Any food now within 50 yards will turn to lead when consumed
874	8874 Any gold nearby is invisible in sunlight
875	8875 Any gold within 50 yards liquefies
876	8876 Any ice or snow within 10 miles can't melt for 1d12 months
877	8877 Any ice or snow within 10 miles feels painfully hot to the touch
878	8878 Any magical protections now in place nearby are negated
879	8879 Any magical seals or locks within one mile are negated
880	8880 Any magical seals or locks within one mile are permanently sealed
881	8881 Any magical seals or locks within one mile shine like the sun
882	8882 Any magical symbols, glyphs, or seals within 50 yards are negated
883	8883 Any magical traps within one mile are triggered
884	8884 Any meat eaten nearby in the last 24 hours was human flesh
885	8885 Any nearby outcroppings of rock burst into flame
886	8886 Any nearby water in a container becomes carbonated
887	8887 Any nearby water in a container becomes heavily chlorinated
888	8888 Any non-living wood within one mile becomes clear like glass
889	8889 Any open wounds in the area heal into scars shaped like runes
890	8890 Any open wounds in the area heal into ugly, purplish scars
891	8891 Any outstanding campaign plot inconsistencies are hereby resolved
892	8892 Any pack animals within one mile race away at top speed
893	8893 Any priest nearby is 10% likely to think he's his god
894	8894 Any ranged spells cast nearby are delayed for 3d10 rounds
895	8895 Any ranged spells cast nearby have a range of zero
896	8896 Any range-zero spells cast nearby affect someone else instead
897	8897 Any range-zero spells cast nearby last only one round
898	8898 Any scroll cases within 50 yards are sealed for 1d100 years
899	8899 Any scroll cases within 50 yards digest their contents
900	8900 Any spells currently in effect within 100 yards are negated
901	8901 Any standing water within 50 yards boils violently
902	8902 Any standing water within 50 yards can be used as a scrying pool
903	8903 Any water now within 50 yards can never be frozen
904	8904 Any Wishes thus far granted to any within 50 yards are negated
905	8905 Any wood now within 50 yards provides no heat if burned
906	8906 Any wooden structures within one mile turn to durable stone
907	8907 Anyone bearing a holy symbol nearby is healed for 1d4 hit points
908	8908 Anyone bearing a holy symbol nearby loses 1d10 hit points
909	8909 Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is swarmed by thousands of moths
910	8910 Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is thrown 1d100 yards
911	8911 Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is tightly swaddled in it
912	8912 Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is unable to sleep for 3d10 days
913	8913 Anyone carrying food nearby is arrested for smuggling contraband
914	8914 Anyone carrying food nearby is swarmed by countless wasps
915	8915 Anyone currently bleeding nearby is stricken with plague
916	8916 Anyone currently bleeding nearby wakes tomorrow in prison
917	8917 Anyone currently wielding a weapon nearby is stricken mute
918	8918 Anyone in armor within 10 yards can't breathe for 2d10 rounds
919	8919 Anyone in armor within 10 yards can't remove it for 1d10 days
920	8920 Anyone in armor within 10 yards is afraid of magic for 2d8 rounds
921	8921 Anyone in armor within 10 yards is attacked by a magical wolf
922	8922 Anyone in armor within 10 yards is immune to magic for 1d4 rounds
923	8923 Anyone in armor within 10 yards is pelted by hail for 3d10 rounds
924	8924 Anyone in armor within 10 yards is thrown 1d10 yards
925	8925 Anyone in armor within 10 yards loses 1d4 hit points
926	8926 Anyone in armor within 10 yards regains 1d6 hit points
927	8927 Anyone in armor within 10 yards sneezes repeatedly for 3d6 rounds
928	8928 Anyone leaving the area finds that 1d4 weeks have passed
929	8929 Anyone nearby and facing the target point disappears until dawn
930	8930 Anyone nearby and facing the target point is blinded until dawn
931	8931 Anyone nearby and facing the target point is blown back 6d10 feet
932	8932 Anyone nearby and facing the target point is covered by moss
933	8933 Anyone nearby and facing the target point is covered in soot
934	8934 Anyone nearby and facing the target point is dusted with flour
935	8935 Anyone nearby and facing the target point is obsessed with magic
936	8936 Anyone nearby and facing the target point is paralyzed until dawn
937	8937 Anyone nearby and facing the target point is suddenly naked
938	8938 Anyone nearby and facing the target point loses all hair
939	8939 Anyone nearby and facing the target point runs to a nearby river
940	8940 Anyone nearby and less than five feet tall grows 1d6 inches
941	8941 Anyone nearby and less than five feet tall vanishes for 1d4 days
942	8942 Anyone nearby and more than five feet tall runs 1d10 miles away
943	8943 Anyone nearby and more than five feet tall shrinks to that height
944	8944 Anyone nearby and not wearing armor is attacked by huge wasps
945	8945 Anyone nearby and not wearing armor loses 1d4 hit points
946	8946 Anyone nearby at full hit points is fined 1d100 gold pieces
947	8947 Anyone nearby at full hit points is immune to poison gas
948	8948 Anyone nearby at full hit points is reduced to 1d4 hit points
949	8949 Anyone nearby bearing a flag or standard is struck by lightning
950	8950 Anyone nearby bearing a flag or standard shrinks by 25%
951	8951 Anyone nearby can never be teleported while wearing clothes
952	8952 Anyone nearby can never drown while barefoot
953	8953 Anyone nearby of racially mixed blood suffers agony for 1d4 turns
954	8954 Anyone nearby who ate in the past 1d4 hours is ravenously hungry
955	8955 Anyone nearby who ate in the past 1d4 hours vanishes until dawn
956	8956 Anyone nearby who attempts to teleport will wind up right here
957	8957 Anyone nearby who spills blood by moonlight is stricken blind
958	8958 Anyone nearby who tries to turn invisible glows brightly instead
959	8959 Anyone nearby who tries to turn invisible loses 1d10 hit points
960	8960 Anyone nearby who turns invisible is bright orange forever after
961	8961 Anyone nearby who used magic in the past round falls unconscious
962	8962 Anyone nearby who used magic in the past round is soaked in brine
963	8963 Anyone nearby who's barefoot must Save or be shod like a horse
964	8964 Anyone nearby who's barefoot must Save or their feet dissolve
965	8965 Anyone nearby who's carrying an artifact is possessed by it
966	8966 Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is severely burned
967	8967 Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is stricken bald
968	8968 Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is terrified of fire
969	8969 Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is terrified of the dark
970	8970 Anyone nearby who's carrying rope has a hanging scar on his neck
971	8971 Anyone nearby who's carrying rope is thoroughly entangled in it
972	8972 Anyone nearby who's carrying rope wakes tomorrow at this location
973	8973 Anyone nearby who's slain by a zombie will become a zombie
974	8974 Anyone nearby wielding a missile weapon is acutely near-sighted
975	8975 Anyone nearby wielding a missile weapon is teleported 1d6 miles
976	8976 Anyone nearby with a blade other than a sword can't locate it
977	8977 Anyone nearby with a blade other than a sword falls unconscious
978	8978 Anyone nearby with an axe is attacked by a nearby tree
979	8979 Anyone nearby with an axe is desperate to fell the nearest tree
980	8980 Anyone nearby with an axe is suddenly carrying a lute or guitar
981	8981 Anyone nearby with an axe is totally invulnerable for 1d6 rounds
982	8982 Anyone nearby with bloodstained clothes is revered as a prophet
983	8983 Anyone nearby with bloodstained clothes smells like a corpse
984	8984 Anyone nearby with formal military rank is ordered to the front
985	8985 Anyone nearby with formal military rank is stripped of that rank
986	8986 Anyone nearby with long hair is all but scalped
987	8987 Anyone nearby with more than 50 gold pieces is terribly miserly
988	8988 Anyone nearby with more than 50 gold pieces loses all wealth
989	8989 Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby has +2 ToHit until dawn
990	8990 Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby loses 1d10 hit points
991	8991 Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby regains 1d10 hit points
992	8992 Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby teleports 10d100 yards
993	8993 Anyone now wielding a sword nearby is knocked to the ground
994	8994 Anyone on a horse within 50 yards falls from it clumsily
995	8995 Anyone on a horse within 50 yards has a craving for horsemeat
996	8996 Anyone slain nearby completely decomposes in 1d4 rounds
997	8997 Anyone slain nearby completely fossilizes in 1d4 rounds
998	8998 Anyone slain nearby exudes flammable vapor for 1d4 days
999	8999 Anyone slain nearby is resurrected with opposite alignment
1000	9000 Anyone slain nearby is revealed to be a doppelganger

Effect10 (d1000)

d1000	Result
1	9001 Anyone slain nearby issues cryptic prophecy before dying
2	9002 Anyone slain nearby turns instantly to stone
3	9003 Anyone slain nearby turns to coal over 1d4 rounds
4	9004 Anyone using magic nearby briefly appears to be made of wood
5	9005 Anyone using magic nearby gives off a pungent and offensive odor
6	9006 Anyone using magic nearby glows a pale green hue for 24 hours
7	9007 Anyone using magic nearby is intensely attractive for 1d4 rounds
8	9008 Anyone wielding a sword nearby is highly susceptible to poison
9	9009 Anyone wielding a sword nearby loses 1d4 fingers for 1d4 weeks
10	9010 Anyone within 50 yards who is of Elfish descent is arrested
11	9011 Anyone within 50 yards who is of Elfish descent is blinded
12	9012 Anyone within 50 yards with a tattoo loses 4d10 hit points
13	9013 Anyone within 50 yards with a tattoo will be skinned after death
14	9014 Arcane magic cast within 10 miles is heralded by horrid shrieking
15	9015 Arcane magic is impossible within 10 miles for 1d4 hours
16	9016 Blinding smoke issues from the ground when magic is cast nearby
17	9017 Blinding smoke swirls about the area for 1d4 hours
18	9018 Blood sprays from the target point like water from a hose
19	9019 Celestial voices resonate in the air for 1d10 turns
20	9020 Combustion can never occur within 10 yards of the target point
21	9021 Combustion is not possible within 10 miles for 3d8 hours
22	9022 Countless droplets of sticky black tar rain down on the area
23	9023 Countless sharpened stakes jut from the ground in the area
24	9024 Countless slugs and snails litter the ground
25	9025 Countless small lumps of cheese rain down on the area
26	9026 Countless tiny carvings of wooden ducks rain down on the area
27	9027 Diabolical voices issue from the target point
28	9028 Diaphanous jellyfish drift through the air high overhead
29	9029 Displays of hostile emotion are impossible nearby for 6d10 rounds
30	9030 Distances in this area are very difficult to judge accurately
31	9031 Divination magic is impossible for 1d4 days
32	9032 Divination magic is wildly unreliable for 1d4 days
33	9033 Eerie and ominous susurrations issue from the air for one week
34	9034 Enormous birds circle silently overhead for 1d12 hours
35	9035 Events now happening nearby are actually happening 500 years ago
36	9036 Events now happening nearby are in exact accordance with prophecy
37	9037 Events now happening nearby give rise to a new religion
38	9038 Every living creature in the world falls asleep for 6d10 minutes
39	9039 Every living creature in the world hears the word "Xyzzy"
40	9040 Every tree within one mile has an eerie face carved in its bark
41	9041 Every tree within one mile has cryptic runes carved in its bark
42	9042 Every tree within one mile hums sonorously
43	9043 Everyone nearby gains a language known only to those in this area
44	9044 Everyone within 10 yards is chained together
45	9045 Everyone within 50 yards disgorges a large, hairy spider
46	9046 Everyone within 50 yards has 1d100 gold pieces in his pocket
47	9047 Everyone within 50 yards has 1d6 orc's teeth in his pocket
48	9048 Everyone within 50 yards has a 1% chance to become a god
49	9049 Everyone within 50 yards has a 2% chance to explode
50	9050 Everyone within 50 yards has a big snowball in his pocket
51	9051 Everyone within 50 yards has a hen's egg in his pocket
52	9052 Everyone within 50 yards has a lighted candle in his pocket
53	9053 Everyone within 50 yards has a live cobra in his pocket
54	9054 Everyone within 50 yards has a live salmon in his pocket
55	9055 Everyone within 50 yards has a lump of quartz in his mouth
56	9056 Everyone within 50 yards has a red hot coal in his pocket
57	9057 Everyone within 50 yards has a signet ring in his pocket
58	9058 Everyone within 50 yards has a small diamond in his pocket
59	9059 Everyone within 50 yards has an iron ring around his wrist
60	9060 Everyone within 50 yards has delicate glass globe in his pocket
61	9061 Everyone within 50 yards has someone's severed hand in his pocket
62	9062 Everyone within 50 yards is fined 1d100 gold pieces
63	9063 Everyone within 50 yards is holding a wooden cup full of wine
64	9064 Everyone within 50 yards is holding an ice cream cone
65	9065 Everyone within 50 yards is stamped with the king's royal seal
66	9066 Everyone within 50 yards is standing in a small bucket
67	9067 Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly exhausted
68	9068 Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a block of dry ice
69	9069 Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a bucket of chum
70	9070 Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a chicken
71	9071 Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a helium balloon
72	9072 Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a small skull
73	9073 Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding an ingot of lead
74	9074 Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly indoors (or outdoors)
75	9075 Everyone within 50 yards is tattooed with a sequential number
76	9076 Everyone within 50 yards swaps his name with someone else nearby
77	9077 Everyone within one mile identifies someone nearby as a deity
78	9078 Everyone within one mile is stricken with intense apathy
79	9079 Everything with one foot of the target point ceases to exist
80	9080 Everything within 5 feet ceases to exist
81	9081 Everything within 5 feet radiates strong magic for one year
82	9082 Everything within 50 yards appears to be lit by blacklight
83	9083 Everything within 50 yards appears to radiate intense evil
84	9084 Everything within 50 yards is permanently drained of color
85	9085 Everything within 50 yards shakes violently for 3d10 rounds
86	9086 Evidence is found of a massive, systematic policy of torture
87	9087 Evidence is found of alien intervention in this world's history
88	9088 Farmland within one mile is amazingly fertile for 1d10+1 years
89	9089 Farmland within one mile is barren for 1d10+1 years
90	9090 Fast-drying concrete covers the area to a depth of 6d6 inches
91	9091 Fire belches forth from the target point for 10d10 hours
92	9092 Fires in this area are drawn toward the target point
93	9093 Food eaten within one mile of this spot gives no nutrition
94	9094 Food eaten within one mile provides twice the normal nutrition
95	9095 For 1d10 rounds, air within 50 yards is as opaque as steel
96	9096 For 1d10 rounds, all wood within 50 yards is water soluble
97	9097 For 1d10 rounds, any spells cast nearby turn their casters yellow
98	9098 For 1d10 rounds, water is highly toxic to all within 50 yards
99	9099 For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby are hot enough to melt steel
100	9100 For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby are visible through metal or stone
101	9101 For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby aren't warm enough to melt ice
102	9102 For 1d6 months, all flame in the world is blue
103	9103 For 2d4 rounds, the ground within 50 yards flexes like elastic
104	9104 For 2d4 rounds, the ground within 50 yards turns to quicksand
105	9105 For one month the moon appears as bright as the Sun
106	9106 For one month the moon appears to fill half of the night sky
107	9107 For one month the Sun appears only as bright as the full moon
108	9108 For one month the Sun is invisible though it still provides light
109	9109 For one round, any nearby priest has 10% chance to summon his god
110	9110 For one turn, the area is lit only by countless flashbulbs
111	9111 For one turn, the area is lit only by flickering candlelight
112	9112 For one year, flashing lights accompany spells cast in this area
113	9113 For one year, spells cast in this area last only one round
114	9114 From now on, all within 50 yards are left-handed
115	9115 From now on, all within 50 yards look as wounded as they are now
116	9116 Genocidal war breaks out between two or more major races
117	9117 Gravity is skewed by 45° in this area until sunrise tomorrow
118	9118 Gravity within 100 yards has no effect on wood
119	9119 Half a ton of iron filings sprays from the target point
120	9120 Half a ton of pureed carrots sprays from the target point
121	9121 Half of the people nearby are half-invisible to the other half
122	9122 Half of the people nearby are teleported 1d4 miles north
123	9123 Half of the planet vanishes, but the remaining half is stable
124	9124 Half the planet spins clockwise, the other half counter-clockwise
125	9125 Hallucinogenic mist billows from the target point until sunset
126	9126 Highly flammable gas sprays from the target point
127	9127 Horrific, deafening laughter echoes through the area for one week
128	9128 Horses tend to throw their riders while traveling in this area
129	9129 Huge animal-shapes are traced in the soil in a one mile radius
130	9130 Huge volumes of strongly emetic vapor spray from the target point
131	9131 Huge, cryptic symbols appear on the side of a nearby mountain
132	9132 Hundreds of highly venomous snakes emerge from the ground
133	9133 Hundreds of hungry dogs appear in the vicinity
134	9134 Hundreds of thousands of acorns fall from the sky
135	9135 Hurricane-strength winds swirl around the target point
136	9136 Ice cold water sprays from the ground beneath the target point
137	9137 Ice suddenly covers the ground nearby to a depth of 1d6 inches
138	9138 Icy mist issues from the target for 1d4 days
139	9139 If indoors, all exits are sealed; if not, roll again
140	9140 If indoors, the building is evacuated of air; if not, roll again
141	9141 If indoors, the building shrinks by 50%; if not, roll again
142	9142 If indoors, the building vanishes; if not, roll again
143	9143 If the area is wooded, all nearby become lost; if not, roll again
144	9144 In this area, moonlight causes sound to be stifled
145	9145 In this area, non-magical metal is invisible under moonlight
146	9146 In this area, sunlight seems 1d4 times as bright as normal
147	9147 In this region, arcane magic is blamed for all kinds of disasters
148	9148 In this region, Dwarves are considered a rare delicacy
149	9149 In this region, Dwarves consider clothing to be unnecessary
150	9150 In this region, gold is invulnerable to magic
151	9151 In this region, hail has been falling for 2d4 days
152	9152 In this region, it's been snowing for two weeks straight
153	9153 In this region, missile weapons are considered cowardly
154	9154 In this region, possession of gold is now a capital offense
155	9155 In this region, the use of arcane magic is punishable by death
156	9156 In this region, the use of magic items is heavily taxed
157	9157 In this region, the use of priestly magic is strictly controlled
158	9158 Innumerable glowing orbs emerge from the target point
159	9159 It's suddenly night, lasting until dawn would normally occur
160	9160 Jagged rocks erupt from the ground in a 100 yard radius
161	9161 Large poppies bloom in a 100 yard radius from the target point
162	9162 Lightning bolts issue from the spell's target point
163	9163 Loud thunder booms overhead whenever magic is used in this area
164	9164 Magic users are persecuted throughout this country
165	9165 Magical healing is not possible within 10 miles
166	9166 Magical healing is unreliable during daylight within 10 miles
167	9167 Magical illusions are impossible within 10 miles for 2d4-1 days
168	9168 Magical invisibility is forever impossible within 50 miles
169	9169 Many thousands of birds soon take up residence in this area
170	9170 Missile attacks are futile within 50 yards of the target point
171	9171 Missiles fired nearby all fly toward the same creature
172	9172 Missiles fired nearby are 5% likely to induce True Love
173	9173 Missiles fired nearby can induce paralysis on a successful hit
174	9174 Missiles fired nearby crash like thunder when they hit
175	9175 Missiles fired nearby disintegrate while in flight
176	9176 Missiles fired nearby explode into embers after 1d4 rounds
177	9177 Missiles fired nearby fly straight up into the sky and vanish
178	9178 Missiles fired nearby have an absolute range limit of 10 yards
179	9179 Missiles fired nearby hit the spell's target point
180	9180 Missiles fired nearby inflict damage only on a ToHit roll of 20
181	9181 Missiles fired nearby invariably miss their targets
182	9182 Missiles fired nearby leave colorful trails of light
183	9183 Missiles fired nearby travel an additional 1d10 miles
184	9184 Moonlight in this area induces extreme covetousness
185	9185 Moonlight in this area induces extreme melancholy in Elves
186	9186 Moonlight in this area induces furious bloodlust
187	9187 Moonlight in this area induces pain in lycanthropes
188	9188 Moonlight in this area induces panic in those of INT 14 or above
189	9189 Moonlight in this area induces unrestrained lecherousness
190	9190 Moonlight in this area is blood red
191	9191 Natural animals in this area can readily detect magic
192	9192 Natural animals respond badly to anyone now within 50 yards
193	9193 Nearest bridge appears in the immediate area
194	9194 Nearest bridge appears to be a rainbow
195	9195 Nearest bridge appears to be made of thick fog
196	9196 Nearest bridge can't be crossed by anyone wearing footwear
197	9197 Nearest bridge collapses after the next 1d6 people cross it
198	9198 Nearest bridge is as pliant as rubber
199	9199 Nearest bridge is burned
200	9200 Nearest bridge is clear like glass
201	9201 Nearest bridge is made of teeth
202	9202 Nearest bridge is suddenly over troubled waters
203	9203 Nearest bridge is takes 2d4 hours to cross
204	9204 Nearest bridge opens like a drawbridge
205	9205 Nearest bridge turns permanently invisible
206	9206 Nearest building can only be entered by walking backwards
207	9207 Nearest building is exactly duplicated at the target point
208	9208 Nearest door appears at the target point
209	9209 Nearest door is a jar
210	9210 Nearest door is a portal to an ancient temple of a powerful deity
211	9211 Nearest door opens to a point 1d10 days in the future
212	9212 Nearest door opens to a point 1d10 miles in the air
213	9213 Nearest door opens to the target point
214	9214 Nearest doorway can't be traversed by anyone at full hit points
215	9215 Nearest doorway can't be traversed by anyone wearing armor
216	9216 Nearest doorway causes all who pass through it to age 1d4 years
217	9217 Nearest forest acquires malevolent sentience and intelligence
218	9218 Nearest forest is set ablaze
219	9219 Nearest government collapses amid rumors of infernal pacts
220	9220 Nearest government switches to a manure-based economic system
221	9221 Nearest horse becomes bipedal
222	9222 Nearest horse sprouts two additional pairs of functional legs
223	9223 Nearest lake becomes crystal clear but is highly toxic to humans
224	9224 Nearest lake can't be safely traversed by any sort of watercraft
225	9225 Nearest lake completely drains in a slow, clockwise spiral
226	9226 Nearest lake completely evaporates over the next 1d4 rounds
227	9227 Nearest lake conceals a sunken city containing incredible riches
228	9228 Nearest lake contains a sunken armada from some long-lost navy
229	9229 Nearest lake contains an ice berg
230	9230 Nearest lake doubles its volume during each of the next 1d4 days
231	9231 Nearest lake drains to reveal the corpse of a long-dead deity
232	9232 Nearest lake freezes completely solid over the next 1d4 rounds
233	9233 Nearest lake heats to 200° over the next 1d4 rounds
234	9234 Nearest lake is covered by a tarp
235	9235 Nearest lake is encircled by a moat of flaming pitch
236	9236 Nearest lake is home to a colony of unaging amphibious humanoids
237	9237 Nearest lake is perpetually fog-shrouded
238	9238 Nearest lake rises as a huge water elemental and walks to the sea
239	9239 Nearest lake suddenly appears at the center of the nearest town
240	9240 Nearest lake suppresses magic within one mile of its shores
241	9241 Nearest lake undergoes massive tidal surges for one week
242	9242 Nearest monastery conceals a gate to hell
243	9243 Nearest monastery holds the only copies of many priceless books
244	9244 Nearest monastery often engages in dangerous and abhorrent rites
245	9245 Nearest mountain slides 1d10 miles north
246	9246 Nearest oak tree grows to 20X its current size
247	9247 Nearest oak tree is older than the entire world
248	9248 Nearest oak tree periodically shoots poisonous thorns
249	9249 Nearest oak tree turns to bronze
250	9250 Nearest oak tree turns to solid gold
251	9251 Nearest oak tree uproots and goes on a rampage
252	9252 Nearest priest becomes fearless in the face of death
253	9253 Nearest priest believes he's been excommunicated
254	9254 Nearest priest believes that cannibalism is a sacrament
255	9255 Nearest priest believes that clothing is an abomination
256	9256 Nearest priest believes that he's recently slain his deity
257	9257 Nearest priest believes that his deity has abandoned him
258	9258 Nearest priest believes that his deity has made him immortal
259	9259 Nearest priest believes that his deity is at his beck and call
260	9260 Nearest priest believes that his deity is standing nearby
261	9261 Nearest priest believes that someone nearby is his deity
262	9262 Nearest priest falls badly out of favor with his deity
263	9263 Nearest priest finds a book of nice and accurate prophecies
264	9264 Nearest priest has been stealing from the church's coffers
265	9265 Nearest priest has secretly engaged in commendable charity work
266	9266 Nearest priest is implicated in a scandal involving livestock
267	9267 Nearest priest is summoned by his deity
268	9268 Nearest priest is wholly immune to arcane magic for 4d6 hours
269	9269 Nearest priest realizes that he's worshipping the wrong deity
270	9270 Nearest priest thinks he's being persecuted for his beliefs
271	9271 Nearest river conceals the entrance to a great underground empire
272	9272 Nearest river freezes solid over the next 1d10 rounds
273	9273 Nearest river is dammed
274	9274 Nearest river is damned
275	9275 Nearest river is discovered to be artificial
276	9276 Nearest river is now 1d4X as deep as it was this morning
277	9277 Nearest river is permanently blood red but is otherwise unchanged
278	9278 Nearest river now runs directly through the nearest town
279	9279 Nearest river now runs directly through this area
280	9280 Nearest stone structure undergoes explosive decompression
281	9281 Nearest town breaks loose from the mainland and drifts out to sea
282	9282 Nearest town descends into weeks of mindless debauchery
283	9283 Nearest town erupts into riots and turf wars
284	9284 Nearest town is actually hidden within a modern wildlife preserve
285	9285 Nearest town is annexed by a warring neighbor nation
286	9286 Nearest town is completely deserted
287	9287 Nearest town is completely overrun by marauding orcs
288	9288 Nearest town is inaccessible by land
289	9289 Nearest town is populated entirely by a brutal and dangerous cult
290	9290 Nearest town is populated entirely by anthropomorphic pigs
291	9291 Nearest town is populated entirely by illusions
292	9292 Nearest town is populated entirely by undead
293	9293 Nearest town is razed
294	9294 Nearest town is the site of an ancient magical battle
295	9295 Nearest town is totally forgotten by the outside world
296	9296 Nearest town secedes from the kingdom
297	9297 Nearest town signs a secret pact with an invading horde of orcs
298	9298 Nearest wizard breaks his staff and throws his books into the sea
299	9299 Nearest wizard can only use magic in full daylight
300	9300 Nearest wizard is beseeched by a girl, her dog, and three friends
301	9301 Nearest wizard is challenged to a magical duel by a dragon
302	9302 Nearest wizard is equally affected by magic he casts on others
303	9303 Nearest wizard is exposed as a fraud and a charlatan
304	9304 Nearest wizard is unable to cast magic upon himself
305	9305 Nearest wizard suspects that he's a fraud and a charlatan
306	9306 Next 1d4 people to draw weapons nearby fall unconscious
307	9307 Next 1d4 people to draw weapons nearby forget how to use them
308	9308 Next 1d4+1 spells cast in this area also trigger Chaos Bursts
309	9309 Next area-effect magic used nearby affects only a single target
310	9310 Next area-effect magic used nearby affects only males
311	9311 Next area-effect magic used nearby centers on a point miles away
312	9312 Next area-effect magic used nearby centers on its caster
313	9313 Next fire-based magic used nearby causes panic in all who see it
314	9314 Next fire-based magic used nearby detonates on its caster
315	9315 Next fire-based magic used nearby produces cold instead of heat
316	9316 Next fire-based magic used nearby produces impenetrable darkness
317	9317 Next fire-based magic used nearby produces smoke but no fire
318	9318 Next fire-based magic used nearby produces water instead of fire
319	9319 Next person nearby to draw blood also loses that many hit points
320	9320 Next person nearby to draw blood appears in the nearest prison
321	9321 Next person nearby to draw blood becomes water soluble
322	9322 Next person nearby to draw blood can use no weapon for 2d12 hours
323	9323 Next person nearby to draw blood can't be blinded by smoke
324	9324 Next person nearby to draw blood dies if he's wounded before dawn
325	9325 Next person nearby to draw blood disgorges a large steel bowl
326	9326 Next person nearby to draw blood gains that many hit points
327	9327 Next person nearby to draw blood has a +4 ToHit bonus until dawn
328	9328 Next person nearby to draw blood howls like a wolf under the moon
329	9329 Next person nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to crumble to dust
330	9330 Next person nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to explode
331	9331 Next person nearby to draw blood is himself sprayed with blood
332	9332 Next person nearby to draw blood is sought by the authorities
333	9333 Next person nearby to draw blood is swarmed by innumerable bats
334	9334 Next person nearby to draw blood is whisked away into the sky
335	9335 Next person nearby to draw blood never needs to sleep again
336	9336 Next person nearby to draw blood shrinks by 8d10%
337	9337 Next person nearby to draw blood suffers extensive amnesia
338	9338 Next person nearby to draw blood then tries to destroy his weapon
339	9339 Next person nearby to draw blood thereafter thinks he's a vampire
340	9340 Next person nearby to draw blood thinks that on fire
341	9341 Next person nearby to draw blood vanishes for 1d4 days
342	9342 Next person nearby to draw blood wakes tomorrow as a chimpanzee
343	9343 Next person nearby to draw blood wakes tomorrow soaked in blood
344	9344 Next person nearby to miss an attack can't attack for 4d6 hours
345	9345 Next person nearby to miss an attack collapses into a deep coma
346	9346 Next person nearby to miss an attack cries like a baby until dawn
347	9347 Next person nearby to miss an attack shrieks wildly for 4d6 hours
348	9348 Next person nearby to say his name can't use magic for 1d10 days
349	9349 Next person nearby to say his name goes berserk
350	9350 Next person nearby to say his name is attacked by rabbits
351	9351 Next person nearby to say his name is attacked by rodents
352	9352 Next person nearby to say his name is healed for 2d6 hit points
353	9353 Next person nearby to say his name is targeted for assassination
354	9354 Next person nearby to say his name permanently forgets his name
355	9355 Next person nearby to say his name teleports into a nearby cave
356	9356 Next person nearby to say his name then runs away at top speed
357	9357 Next person nearby to say his name wakes 5d10 miles away tomorrow
358	9358 Next person nearby to speak finds that his mouth has vanished
359	9359 Next person nearby to speak is bound in coils of steel wire
360	9360 Next person nearby to speak is hurled 10d10 feet in the air
361	9361 Next person nearby to speak is thrown into a deep well
362	9362 Next person nearby to use magic becomes two dimensional
363	9363 Next person nearby to use magic is 5% likely to be disemboweled
364	9364 Next person nearby to use magic is enslaved to someone nearby
365	9365 Next person nearby to use magic is restored to full hit points
366	9366 Next person nearby to use magic is turned to wood
367	9367 Next person nearby to use magic is wrapped in a cocoon
368	9368 Next person nearby to use magic loses the ability to feel pain
369	9369 Next person nearby to use magic rises one level
370	9370 Next person nearby to use magic sees illusory giraffes everywhere
371	9371 Next person nearby to use magic then shuns all magic for 1d4 weeks
372	9372 Next person nearby to use magic turns bright pink for 1d4 weeks
373	9373 Next person nearby to use magic turns into a frog or a dove
374	9374 Next person nearby to use magic turns into a zombie for 1d8 days
375	9375 Next person nearby to use magic turns invisible above his nose
376	9376 Next person nearby to use profanity is fined 500,000 gold pieces
377	9377 Next person nearby to use profanity is stricken mute for one week
378	9378 Next person slain nearby crumbles into a heap of toxic ash
379	9379 Next person slain nearby disappears without a trace
380	9380 Next person slain nearby explodes messily
381	9381 Next person slain nearby flies into the air and vanishes
382	9382 Next person slain nearby has his skull and spine torn out
383	9383 Next person slain nearby haunts the area for hundreds of years
384	9384 Next person slain nearby is borne away by wonder-working dolphins
385	9385 Next person slain nearby is found to contain hundreds of mice
386	9386 Next person slain nearby is immediately breaded and deep-fried
387	9387 Next person slain nearby is immediately butchered like a deer
388	9388 Next person slain nearby is immediately plated in chrome
389	9389 Next person slain nearby is resurrected with full hit points
390	9390 Next person slain nearby is soon thereafter worshipped as a god
391	9391 Next person slain nearby is welcomed into his deity's pantheon
392	9392 Next person slain nearby never really existed
393	9393 Next person slain nearby slowly transforms into solid gold
394	9394 Next person slain nearby sputters about like a deflating balloon
395	9395 Next person slain nearby turns into a large swine as he dies
396	9396 Next person slain nearby was the offspring of a god
397	9397 Next person struck by magic nearby thinks he's a toddler
398	9398 Next person to be injured nearby is permanently crippled
399	9399 Next person to be injured nearby is restored to full hit points
400	9400 Next person to cross the nearest bridge turns into a troll
401	9401 Next plant-based magic used nearby turns its user to a scarecrow
402	9402 Next plant-based magic uses nearby turns its user to a vegetarian
403	9403 Next polymorph magic used nearby affects 1d4 other targets nearby
404	9404 Next polymorph magic used nearby affects a random target nearby
405	9405 Next polymorph magic used nearby can't be undone
406	9406 Next polymorph magic used nearby completely heals its caster
407	9407 Next polymorph magic used nearby doubles its caster's height
408	9408 Next polymorph magic used nearby is only 50% effective
409	9409 Next polymorph magic used nearby knocks its caster unconscious
410	9410 Next polymorph magic used nearby lapses after one round
411	9411 Next polymorph magic used nearby lasts for 1d100 days
412	9412 Next polymorph magic used nearby leaves its caster badly deformed
413	9413 Next polymorph magic used nearby makes its caster a quadruped
414	9414 Next polymorph magic used nearby splits its target in two
415	9415 Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its caster into a rooster
416	9416 Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its caster into its target
417	9417 Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target into a whale
418	9418 Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target to living metal
419	9419 Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target to stone
420	9420 Next polymorph magic used nearby yields a random result
421	9421 Next spell cast in this area equally affects all within 50 yards
422	9422 Next spell cast in this area has a permanent duration
423	9423 Next weapon drawn nearby attacks its wielder
424	9424 Next weapon drawn nearby becomes twice as heavy as its wielder
425	9425 Next weapon drawn nearby can't cross running water
426	9426 Next weapon drawn nearby can't kill anyone while its owner lives
427	9427 Next weapon drawn nearby causes its wielder to distrust magic
428	9428 Next weapon drawn nearby chills to -200°
429	9429 Next weapon drawn nearby damages the sanity of its wielder
430	9430 Next weapon drawn nearby disintegrates if used to kill someone
431	9431 Next weapon drawn nearby fills its wielder with crippling fear
432	9432 Next weapon drawn nearby forces its wielder to attack his allies
433	9433 Next weapon drawn nearby hurls itself into the sky
434	9434 Next weapon drawn nearby ignites and burns like magnesium
435	9435 Next weapon drawn nearby inflicts only illusory damage
436	9436 Next weapon drawn nearby inflicts only minimum possible damage
437	9437 Next weapon drawn nearby instantly quadruples in size
438	9438 Next weapon drawn nearby is as soft as silk until sunset tomorrow
439	9439 Next weapon drawn nearby is attracted to the spell's target point
440	9440 Next weapon drawn nearby is instantly struck by lightning
441	9441 Next weapon drawn nearby makes its user's foes invisible to him
442	9442 Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder seem far more powerful
443	9443 Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder think he's immortal
444	9444 Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder think he's invisible
445	9445 Next weapon drawn nearby mimics its wielder's personality
446	9446 Next weapon drawn nearby pulses with strange lights and music
447	9447 Next weapon drawn nearby quickly becomes as hot as the Sun
448	9448 Next weapon drawn nearby seizes control of its wielder's body
449	9449 Next weapon drawn nearby vanishes until the melee is over
450	9450 Next weapon drawn nearby was stolen from the royal armory
451	9451 Next weapon nearby to draw blood appears to be horribly evil
452	9452 Next weapon nearby to draw blood attracts a demon's attention
453	9453 Next weapon nearby to draw blood becomes invisible to its wielder
454	9454 Next weapon nearby to draw blood becomes legendary
455	9455 Next weapon nearby to draw blood can thereafter cut through steel
456	9456 Next weapon nearby to draw blood can't draw blood for 1d4 weeks
457	9457 Next weapon nearby to draw blood ceases to exist
458	9458 Next weapon nearby to draw blood doubles in length until sunrise
459	9459 Next weapon nearby to draw blood glows in the presence of humans
460	9460 Next weapon nearby to draw blood has been used to murder a king
461	9461 Next weapon nearby to draw blood heats to 800°
462	9462 Next weapon nearby to draw blood imparts visions of perdition
463	9463 Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces bloodlust in its wielder
464	9464 Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces envy in its wielder
465	9465 Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces lethargy in its wielder
466	9466 Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces mad panic in its wielder
467	9467 Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces pacifism in its wielder
468	9468 Next weapon nearby to draw blood infects its wielder with leprosy
469	9469 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is +1 ToHit for one week
470	9470 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to disintegrate
471	9471 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to explode
472	9472 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is -2 ToHit for one month
473	9473 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 25% likely to turn to ice
474	9474 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is coveted by dragons
475	9475 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is discovered to be a cheap copy
476	9476 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is discovered to be an illusion
477	9477 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is encased in a plaster cast
478	9478 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is forever indestructible
479	9479 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is found to be a mighty artifact
480	9480 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is fused to its wielder's hand
481	9481 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is replaced by an imperfect copy
482	9482 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is slicked with butter
483	9483 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is struck by lightning 1d6 times
484	9484 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is suddenly as light as hydrogen
485	9485 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is thereafter highly flammable
486	9486 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is thereafter stolen by goblins
487	9487 Next weapon nearby to draw blood is worth 100X its normal value
488	9488 Next weapon nearby to draw blood knocks its wielder unconscious
489	9489 Next weapon nearby to draw blood laughs malevolently until sunset
490	9490 Next weapon nearby to draw blood leaps 1d4 months into the future
491	9491 Next weapon nearby to draw blood makes its wielder smell horrible
492	9492 Next weapon nearby to draw blood quickly ages 1d10000 years
493	9493 Next weapon nearby to draw blood returns to its original owner
494	9494 Next weapon nearby to draw blood returns to this spot in 6d6 days
495	9495 Next weapon nearby to draw blood sinks 1d10 feet into the ground
496	9496 Next weapon nearby to draw blood soaks its wielder in blood
497	9497 Next weapon nearby to draw blood sprouts thorny projections
498	9498 Next weapon nearby to draw blood suddenly weighs 1d4 tons
499	9499 Next weapon nearby to draw blood suffers an inconvenient curse
500	9500 Next weapon nearby to draw blood teleports to some dragon's horde
501	9501 Next weapon nearby to draw blood thereafter craves blood
502	9502 Next weapon nearby to draw blood thereby fulfills a prophecy
503	9503 Next weapon nearby to draw blood vanishes if that victim dies
504	9504 Next weapon nearby to draw blood was forged on another planet
505	9505 Next weapon nearby to draw blood will vanish if it's cleaned
506	9506 Next weapon nearby to draw blood winds up at the bottom of a well
507	9507 Night falls in 1d4 rounds and lasts 2d4-1 days
508	9508 No bipedal creatures can come within 10 yards of the target point
509	9509 No bipedal creatures can speak within 100 yards of this place
510	9510 No blade within one mile can be sharpened for 1d4 weeks
511	9511 No blade within one mile can cut live flesh until noon tomorrow
512	9512 No females within 50 yards can be injured by males for 6d8 hours
513	9513 No females within one mile can speak until sunset tomorrow
514	9514 No males within one mile can be injured for 1d4 rounds
515	9515 No males within one mile can speak until sunset tomorrow
516	9516 No memory, record, or evidence exists about the last 1d10 turns
517	9517 No one currently wearing shoes nearby can speak until dawn
518	9518 No one currently wearing shoes nearby can use magic for one week
519	9519 No one in the world can die or be slain for 3d8 hours
520	9520 No one in the world can sleep for 1d6 days
521	9521 No one in the world can speak for 10d10 rounds
522	9522 No one in the world can tell a lie for the next 24 hours
523	9523 No one nearby can eat food for 1d8 days
524	9524 No one nearby can teleport or be teleported for 1d4 years
525	9525 No one nearby can use any form of scrying magic for one year
526	9526 No one within 1,000 miles can successfully cast Dispel Magic
527	9527 No one within 1,000 miles knows the spell Remove Curse
528	9528 No one within 50 yards benefits from healing magic for 1d10 weeks
529	9529 No one within 50 yards can cross running water for 1d4 days
530	9530 No one within 50 yards can draw a weapon for 1d10 rounds
531	9531 No one within 50 yards can leave the area for 4d6 hours
532	9532 No one within 50 yards can see artificial light sources
533	9533 No one within 50 yards can speak until dawn
534	9534 No one within 50 yards can use rope or the like for 2d4 days
535	9535 No one within 50 yards can wear armor for 1d6 days
536	9536 No one within 50 yards ever again feels hunger
537	9537 No one within 50 yards has eaten in 3d4 days
538	9538 No one within 50 yards has slept in 4d6 days
539	9539 No one within 50 yards is welcome in any city within 100 miles
540	9540 No one within 50 yards needs to breathe until dawn tomorrow
541	9541 No one within 50 yards needs to eat for the next month
542	9542 No one within 50 yards trusts anyone else for 1d6 hours
543	9543 No plants can ever grow again within 50 yards of the target point
544	9544 No precipitation falls within 10 miles for 4d6 months
545	9545 Non-magical gold is toxic to all within 50 yards
546	9546 Non-sentient animals shun this area forever
547	9547 Numerous fires erupt in the nearest town
548	9548 One magic potion nearby is instantly lethal
549	9549 One magic potion nearby will trigger a Chaos Burst when consumed
550	9550 One random sword nearby is 40% likely to heal instead of wound
551	9551 One random sword nearby is bent like a horseshoe
552	9552 One random sword nearby is duplicated under every full moon
553	9553 One random sword nearby is permanently blunted
554	9554 One random sword nearby is razor-sharp and indestructible
555	9555 One random sword nearby leaves faint rainbow streaks in the air
556	9556 One random sword nearby opens like an umbrella
557	9557 One random sword nearby protects its owner against natural acid
558	9558 One random sword nearby protects its owner against natural cold
559	9559 One random sword nearby protests loudly when wielded in combat
560	9560 One random sword nearby turns into a flock of doves
561	9561 One random sword nearby was forged in the fires of hell by demons
562	9562 One random sword nearby will explode on contact with blood
563	9563 One suit of armor nearby becomes free-willed and belligerent
564	9564 One suit of armor nearby fuses into a single piece
565	9565 One suit of armor nearby heats to 600° the next time it's struck
566	9566 One suit of armor nearby is burned to slag
567	9567 Plans for a perpetual motion device appear at the target point
568	9568 Popular opinion nearby is sharply opposed to the use of magic
569	9569 Poverty is rampant because employers hire cheap kobold laborers
570	9570 Priestly magic is impossible within 10 miles for 1d4 hours
571	9571 Racial bigotry flares up within a 100 mile radius for 1d4 weeks
572	9572 Rats and similar vermin are drawn to this area in great numbers
573	9573 Ruins discovered nearby hint at an ancient, advanced civilization
574	9574 Scalding steam sprays violently from the spell's target point
575	9575 Seawater is highly toxic to all within 50 yards
576	9576 Several large saw blades whirl through the area for 2d6 rounds
577	9577 Shadows in this area seem to conceal malicious, mischievous imps
578	9578 Small pebbles pelt all within 50 yards who aren't wearing armor
579	9579 Snow falls heavily in the area for 2d4-1 days and nights
580	9580 Some dangerous anachronistic beast appears at the target point
581	9581 Some magic item nearby absorbs its owner and becomes an artifact
582	9582 Some magic item nearby gives off highly toxic light
583	9583 Some major race dies out in the next 2d4 years
584	9584 Some major race splits into two incompatible sub-species
585	9585 Some non-magical animal nearby becomes immortal
586	9586 Some non-magical animal nearby suddenly has 25 Intelligence
587	9587 Someone nearby acquires 10% magic resistance
588	9588 Someone nearby adopts a new mentor each day
589	9589 Someone nearby always thinks that it's raining
590	9590 Someone nearby attacks nobles on sight
591	9591 Someone nearby attracts 2d10 followers who think he's a prophet
592	9592 Someone nearby awakens tomorrow in a stone sepulcher
593	9593 Someone nearby babbles about cone-shaped beings who took his mind
594	9594 Someone nearby becomes intensely covetous of others magic items
595	9595 Someone nearby briefly turns into a rooster at every sunrise
596	9596 Someone nearby can become a zombie for 1d6 hours per week
597	9597 Someone nearby can breathe only underwater for 4d6 hours
598	9598 Someone nearby can leap across streams or rivers with ease
599	9599 Someone nearby can never sit or lie down again
600	9600 Someone nearby can now only be wounded by magic or silver weapons
601	9601 Someone nearby can prove that all within 50 yards died years ago
602	9602 Someone nearby can regenerate 1 hit point per hour for 1d4 weeks
603	9603 Someone nearby can shrink to half his height at will
604	9604 Someone nearby can speak only in a whisper
605	9605 Someone nearby can subsist on twigs and grasses
606	9606 Someone nearby can survive 1d4 beheadings
607	9607 Someone nearby can turn invisible by holding a toad in his mouth
608	9608 Someone nearby can't approach within 10 yards of an open door
609	9609 Someone nearby can't be harmed by any nonferrous metal
610	9610 Someone nearby can't be harmed by smoke
611	9611 Someone nearby can't be physically harmed by demons
612	9612 Someone nearby can't be strangled by non-magical rope or cord
613	9613 Someone nearby can't move his arms in daylight
614	9614 Someone nearby claims to speak for the creator of the universe
615	9615 Someone nearby dances like a marionette for 1d10 rounds
616	9616 Someone nearby develops a radical new philosophy of magic
617	9617 Someone nearby discovers solid proof that he doesn't really exist
618	9618 Someone nearby discovers solid proof that no deities really exist
619	9619 Someone nearby disgorges 1d6 large housecats
620	9620 Someone nearby disgorges 1d6 severed hands
621	9621 Someone nearby disgorges a tin bucket of hot coals
622	9622 Someone nearby disgorges himself
623	9623 Someone nearby doubles in weight in each of the next 1d8 rounds
624	9624 Someone nearby engages in frenetic calisthenics for 1d12 hours
625	9625 Someone nearby feels crushing humiliation while in sunlight
626	9626 Someone nearby feels intensely cold in the presence of horses
627	9627 Someone nearby finds a book detailing horrific summoning rites
628	9628 Someone nearby finds a complete map of his own nervous system
629	9629 Someone nearby finds a large cloth bearing a bearded man's image
630	9630 Someone nearby finds a potion that causes its drinker to explode
631	9631 Someone nearby finds a potion that changes its drinker's sex
632	9632 Someone nearby finds a potion that cures any non-magical disease
633	9633 Someone nearby finds a potion that doubles its drinker's age
634	9634 Someone nearby finds a potion that halves its drinker's age
635	9635 Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker into a gnome
636	9636 Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker into a tree
637	9637 Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker to sand
638	9638 Someone nearby finds a tunnel running straight through the planet
639	9639 Someone nearby finds an apparently simple wooden cup
640	9640 Someone nearby finds his own severed head from some future time
641	9641 Someone nearby flies into a terrible rage when he sees magic used
642	9642 Someone nearby forever refuses to believe that magic truly exists
643	9643 Someone nearby fosters rumors that he's a demigod
644	9644 Someone nearby gains 10d100 experience points
645	9645 Someone nearby glows from within as though he's swallowed a torch
646	9646 Someone nearby goes berserk and is invulnerable for 1d10 rounds
647	9647 Someone nearby habitually makes utterly improbable boasts
648	9648 Someone nearby has a legitimate claim to the throne
649	9649 Someone nearby has a potion that turns half of his body invisible
650	9650 Someone nearby has a transcendent religious experience
651	9651 Someone nearby has a treasure map carved into his back
652	9652 Someone nearby has deeply offended the ruling family
653	9653 Someone nearby has produced a child with a powerful demon
654	9654 Someone nearby has two extra thumbs jutting from his forehead
655	9655 Someone nearby hoots like an owl when he hears his name
656	9656 Someone nearby inflates like a puffer fish whenever he's angry
657	9657 Someone nearby inherits wealth equal to a small nation's treasury
658	9658 Someone nearby is 3% likely to explode whenever he draws a weapon
659	9659 Someone nearby is about to go totally insane
660	9660 Someone nearby is accused of assassinating the king
661	9661 Someone nearby is attended by 1d4 skeletal servants
662	9662 Someone nearby is blamed for looting the nearest magical library
663	9663 Someone nearby is blamed for some recent magical disaster
664	9664 Someone nearby is blown all out of proportion
665	9665 Someone nearby is bound in red-hot iron chains
666	9666 Someone nearby is bound to this area and can never leave it
667	9667 Someone nearby is carried away by a flock of vultures
668	9668 Someone nearby is carrying a long-lost and forbidden manuscript
669	9669 Someone nearby is carrying an artifact sacred to 1d4 races
670	9670 Someone nearby is carrying an incredibly virulent plague
671	9671 Someone nearby is certain that he's immune to poison
672	9672 Someone nearby is chained high in the branches of a nearby tree
673	9673 Someone nearby is completely fireproof for one year
674	9674 Someone nearby is completely immune to non-magical poisons
675	9675 Someone nearby is convinced that he'll be eternally damned
676	9676 Someone nearby is covered with countless hideous and fetid scabs
677	9677 Someone nearby is crushed as though at the bottom of the ocean
678	9678 Someone nearby is discovered to be a spy
679	9679 Someone nearby is discovered to be dangerously sociopathic
680	9680 Someone nearby is doomed to die in a horribly embarrassing manner
681	9681 Someone nearby is dragged bodily to hell
682	9682 Someone nearby is dragged into the sea by hideous fish-people
683	9683 Someone nearby is drawn and quartered
684	9684 Someone nearby is encased up to his chin in a large glass cube
685	9685 Someone nearby is entangled in a massive snarl of ribbons
686	9686 Someone nearby is exempt from all laws concerning public decency
687	9687 Someone nearby is fatally compressed into a small cube
688	9688 Someone nearby is hit by lightning in each of the next 1d4 rounds
689	9689 Someone nearby is immobilized at the spell's target point
690	9690 Someone nearby is immune to all priestly magic for 1d12 months
691	9691 Someone nearby is immune to bludgeoning weapons for 1d8 hours
692	9692 Someone nearby is immune to most poison, but meat is toxic to him
693	9693 Someone nearby is immune to stabbing weapons for 1d4 days
694	9694 Someone nearby is immune to the spell that triggered this Burst
695	9695 Someone nearby is implicated in a scandal involving livestock
696	9696 Someone nearby is infected with a malign, intelligent parasite
697	9697 Someone nearby is known to have destroyed one hundred dragon eggs
698	9698 Someone nearby is peeled like a banana
699	9699 Someone nearby is possessed by 1d8 demons
700	9700 Someone nearby is revealed to be a colony of intelligent insects
701	9701 Someone nearby is revealed to be many centuries old
702	9702 Someone nearby is revealed to be of demonic heritage
703	9703 Someone nearby is said to be the last prophet of a dying religion
704	9704 Someone nearby is savaged by vicious, invisible dogs
705	9705 Someone nearby is sentenced to be executed for heresy
706	9706 Someone nearby is sheathed in candle wax
707	9707 Someone nearby is stung by 1d1000 bees
708	9708 Someone nearby is suddenly dressed in provocative leather attire
709	9709 Someone nearby is suddenly hideously deformed
710	9710 Someone nearby is tattooed head to toe with graphic, lurid scenes
711	9711 Someone nearby is the illegitimate child of some local ruler
712	9712 Someone nearby is the subject of a vivisectionist's experiments
713	9713 Someone nearby is torn asunder by dozens of feral children
714	9714 Someone nearby is unable to bend his legs until sunrise
715	9715 Someone nearby is unable to move from this area until sunrise
716	9716 Someone nearby is wearing a suit of solid gold plate armor
717	9717 Someone nearby is wearing a suit of the finest sheer silk
718	9718 Someone nearby leaves footprints that smolder harmlessly
719	9719 Someone nearby must be killed before he destroys us all!
720	9720 Someone nearby must be restrained or he'll cut off his own hands
721	9721 Someone nearby must eat 2X as much food as normal to survive
722	9722 Someone nearby must Save each day or grow slightly more frog-like
723	9723 Someone nearby must Save each day or lose 5d100 experience points
724	9724 Someone nearby must Save each day or permanently lose a hit point
725	9725 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or air becomes poisonous to him
726	9726 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or become a paper mache statue
727	9727 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or freeze solid
728	9728 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or grow supernaturally ugly
729	9729 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or grow terrifyingly beautiful
730	9730 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his age doubles 2d6 times
731	9731 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his bones explode
732	9732 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his bones turn to soap
733	9733 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his clothing attacks him
734	9734 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his clothing turns to gold
735	9735 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his head doubles in size
736	9736 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his skin burns from his body
737	9737 Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his teeth turn to glass
738	9738 Someone nearby no longer heals naturally
739	9739 Someone nearby no longer needs to breathe
740	9740 Someone nearby no longer needs to eat
741	9741 Someone nearby now has a blowhole but no nose
742	9742 Someone nearby now has baleen instead of conventional teeth
743	9743 Someone nearby now has three legs spaced evenly around his pelvis
744	9744 Someone nearby now has two feet jutting from each ankle
745	9745 Someone nearby owns the deed to the soul of someone else nearby
746	9746 Someone nearby pitches a wacky investment scheme to the king
747	9747 Someone nearby realizes that he's a dragon in humanoid form
748	9748 Someone nearby realizes that he's been dead for centuries
749	9749 Someone nearby realizes that he's carrying a dangerous artifact
750	9750 Someone nearby realizes that he's just a fictional character
751	9751 Someone nearby realizes that he's the avatar of a deity
752	9752 Someone nearby realizes that his hands are someone else's hands
753	9753 Someone nearby realizes that his skin is slowly dissolving
754	9754 Someone nearby recalls being tortured by someone else nearby
755	9755 Someone nearby refers to some noble as "Lord Manure of Excrement"
756	9756 Someone nearby remembers 1d4 fictitious past lives
757	9757 Someone nearby renounces all possessions and becomes an ascetic
758	9758 Someone nearby rings like a bell whenever he sees magic used
759	9759 Someone nearby sees the figure of Death standing beside him
760	9760 Someone nearby sets fire to a tree and climbs into its branches
761	9761 Someone nearby shows all the signs of late-term pregnancy
762	9762 Someone nearby shrieks in horror until sunrise tomorrow
763	9763 Someone nearby shrinks by 1d100%
764	9764 Someone nearby shrinks by 50% from the waist up
765	9765 Someone nearby smells like a corpse in the presence of magic
766	9766 Someone nearby speculates about the virtues of dwarf-skin leather
767	9767 Someone nearby spins and spits water like a garden sprinkler
768	9768 Someone nearby sprays blood-red foam from his nose for 1d6 rounds
769	9769 Someone nearby sprouts a troll's arm from the center of his chest
770	9770 Someone nearby sprouts a turtle's shell atop his head
771	9771 Someone nearby sprouts hideous, non-functional bat wings
772	9772 Someone nearby sprouts inflatable sacs from his shoulder blades
773	9773 Someone nearby sprouts ornate feathers from his tongue
774	9774 Someone nearby sprouts plates from his back like a stegosaurus
775	9775 Someone nearby suddenly has a neck like a giraffe
776	9776 Someone nearby suddenly has eight eyes like a spider
777	9777 Someone nearby suddenly has eight legs
778	9778 Someone nearby suddenly has feet like a chicken
779	9779 Someone nearby suffers cannibalistic mania while his allies sleep
780	9780 Someone nearby suspects that he's trying to kill himself
781	9781 Someone nearby swallowed a small explosive device this morning
782	9782 Someone nearby teleports 1d10 yards in each of 1d10 rounds
783	9783 Someone nearby thinks he can snuff fires by sitting in them
784	9784 Someone nearby thinks he'll die if he says his name in moonlight
785	9785 Someone nearby thinks he's invisible in the presence of royalty
786	9786 Someone nearby thinks he's the last survivor of an extinct race
787	9787 Someone nearby thinks that he smells like a corpse
788	9788 Someone nearby tries suicide with the next silver weapon he sees
789	9789 Someone nearby tries to cut himself in half lengthwise
790	9790 Someone nearby tries to eat his own hands
791	9791 Someone nearby tries to kill every cow he sees
792	9792 Someone nearby tries to scalp himself
793	9793 Someone nearby tries to swallow his own arm, elbow first
794	9794 Someone nearby triggers a Burst when he next crosses a bridge
795	9795 Someone nearby triggers a Burst when he next traverses a doorway
796	9796 Someone nearby truly believes that he's a prophesized redeemer
797	9797 Someone nearby turns to a heap of gold dust
798	9798 Someone nearby turns to a heap of moist sand
799	9799 Someone nearby turns to salt over the next 1d8 days
800	9800 Someone nearby turns to stone over the next 5d6 days
801	9801 Someone nearby turns to water
802	9802 Someone nearby turns to wood when he drops to one hit point
803	9803 Someone nearby vanishes and is replaced by a handsome wax replica
804	9804 Someone nearby wakes tomorrow in a roc's nest
805	9805 Someone nearby wakes tomorrow in the king's torture chamber
806	9806 Someone nearby weeps tears of honey when he feels pain
807	9807 Someone nearby who can read is rendered illiterate for 1d4 weeks
808	9808 Someone nearby who can't read can suddenly read 1d6 languages
809	9809 Someone nearby who has never before used magic finds an artifact
810	9810 Someone nearby who is carrying a magic item tries to eat it
811	9811 Someone nearby will be vital to a major truce between two races
812	9812 Someone nearby will combust if he lights a fire by dawn tomorrow
813	9813 Someone nearby will combust when he next crosses moving water
814	9814 Someone nearby will die if he says his name backwards
815	9815 Someone nearby will die if he travels more than a mile in one day
816	9816 Someone nearby will explode if he draws blood by sunset today
817	9817 Someone nearby will fall into a vat of molten cheese before dawn
818	9818 Someone nearby will soon incite a war between two major races
819	9819 Sparks dance along any blades that strike one another nearby
820	9820 Suddenly it's raining harder than anyone has ever experienced
821	9821 Suddenly the area is snowbound as from a year-long blizzard
822	9822 Summonings are impossible within one mile of the target point
823	9823 Temperature within 100 yards drops 1° per minute for 1d4 hours
824	9824 Temperature within 100 yards rises 1° per minute for 1d4 hours
825	9825 The arms of someone nearby turn into wings like those of a duck
826	9826 The complete skeleton of a huge red dragon tumbles from the sky
827	9827 The corpse of a forgotten deity is discovered in a nearby cave
828	9828 The entire area begins sinking at a rate of one foot per week
829	9829 The entire area enjoys full daylight for 1d10 years
830	9830 The entire area gives an impression of peace and tranquility
831	9831 The entire area gives off a powerful impression of evil
832	9832 The entire area has been surrounded by an invading horde
833	9833 The entire area hums as if vast machinery is buried in the ground
834	9834 The entire area induces fear in those of four or fewer hit dice
835	9835 The entire area induces sloth and lethargy in humans
836	9836 The entire area is a dumping ground for dangerous magical waste
837	9837 The entire area is a haven for zombies
838	9838 The entire area is a massive shrine to an abominable god
839	9839 The entire area is an illusion; it's actually barren and rocky
840	9840 The entire area is as hot and steamy as a sauna for 2d12 hours
841	9841 The entire area is blasted as if a huge conflagration has passed
842	9842 The entire area is circled by a salt-water moat full of sharks
843	9843 The entire area is claimed as a sacred goblin burial ground
844	9844 The entire area is dark as midnight for 1d4 weeks
845	9845 The entire area is directly over a gigantic vein of gold
846	9846 The entire area is encircled by tall Corinthian columns of marble
847	9847 The entire area is inimical to life for 4d12 months
848	9848 The entire area is littered with hideously mutilated corpses
849	9849 The entire area is located over a gargantuan termite colony
850	9850 The entire area is located over the lair of an enormous dragon
851	9851 The entire area is mirror-reversed
852	9852 The entire area is shrouded in a thick and pungent fog
853	9853 The entire area is strewn with jellyfish like a shore at low tide
854	9854 The entire area is thickly shrouded by dust and cobwebs
855	9855 The entire area is transported to a small island far out to sea
856	9856 The entire area looks as if a huge battle took place yesterday
857	9857 The entire area looks exactly as it did 1d10 centuries ago
858	9858 The entire area looks exactly as it will 1d10 centuries from now
859	9859 The entire area suffers an intense blizzard for 2d6 rounds
860	9860 The entire area swirls with fine white powder
861	9861 The entire area was at the bottom of the sea 1d4 weeks ago
862	9862 The entire area will be the site of a monumental battle tomorrow
863	9863 The entire planet experiences full daylight for 5d10+24 hours
864	9864 The gates of hell open for 4d6 hours
865	9865 The ground beneath the target point collapses into a vast cavern
866	9866 The ground beneath the target point heats to its combustion point
867	9867 The ground beneath the target point is charged with electricity
868	9868 The ground beneath the target point looks like the portal to hell
869	9869 The ground is totally flat from here to the horizon for 4d6 hours
870	9870 The ground nearby harbors enormous, carnivorous earthworms
871	9871 The ground nearby is highly susceptible to erosion
872	9872 The ground nearby splits open to a depth of 1d10 miles
873	9873 The ground within 50 yards has never been trod by a human foot
874	9874 The ground within 50 yards heaves like a bubble on a pond
875	9875 The ground within 50 yards is carpeted
876	9876 The ground within 50 yards is covered by terra cotta tile
877	9877 The ground within 50 yards is found to be completely artificial
878	9878 The ground within 50 yards is incredibly sticky
879	9879 The ground within 50 yards is now perfectly smooth steel
880	9880 The ground within 50 yards is permanently swampy and waterlogged
881	9881 The ground within 50 yards is tangled with invisible vines
882	9882 The ground within 50 yards is the sanctum of a temperamental god
883	9883 The ground within 50 yards shows signs of a recent meteor strike
884	9884 The ground within 50 yards sinks to a point like a funnel or cone
885	9885 The ground within 50 yards slowly turns into a deep, calm lake
886	9886 The ground within 50 yards swarms with biting insects
887	9887 The ground within 50 yards yields only poisonous vegetation
888	9888 The high priest of some deity appears at the target point
889	9889 The largest creature nearby doubles in size
890	9890 The largest creature nearby turns invisible for 4d6 hours
891	9891 The moon appears to blaze with cool blue fire for 1d12 months
892	9892 The moon came into existence only 1d4 days ago
893	9893 The moon doubles in size
894	9894 The moon explodes
895	9895 The moon has a huge bite taken out of it
896	9896 The moon has a large hole all the way through it
897	9897 The moon is full every night for the next year
898	9898 The moon is no moon; it's a space station
899	9899 The moon is now a cube
900	9900 The moon is now geostationary
901	9901 The moon is now solid gold except for a thin cover of dust
902	9902 The moon moves 50% closer to the Earth
903	9903 The moon resembles the face of someone nearby
904	9904 The moon revolves around the planet at 1d4X its current rate
905	9905 The moon suddenly holds untold riches and unimaginable dangers
906	9906 The moon vanishes for 1d12 months
907	9907 The moon whirls wildly through the sky for 7d4 days
908	9908 The most powerful wizard nearby vanishes for 3d8 hours
909	9909 The most powerful wizard within 10 miles changes sex
910	9910 The most powerful wizard within 10 miles goes on a rampage
911	9911 The most powerful wizard within 10 miles is actually a demon
912	9912 The most valuable item within 50 yards turns out to be a fake
913	9913 The most valuable sword within 50 yards turns to mercury
914	9914 The nearest town's entire population appears nearby
915	9915 The nearest town's entire population is linked into a hive-mind
916	9916 The past 1d10 rounds were only an illusion
917	9917 The Philosopher's Stone appears at the target point
918	9918 The planet breaks loose from the Sun's gravity
919	9919 The planet no longer rotates
920	9920 The planet now has a ring around it
921	9921 The planet now rotates half as fast
922	9922 The planet now rotates in the opposite direction
923	9923 The planet now rotates north-to-south
924	9924 The planet now rotates twice as fast
925	9925 The planet splits into two stable hemispheres 10 yards apart
926	9926 The planet tumbles into another ice age
927	9927 The planet's atmosphere leaks into space over the next 1d6 months
928	9928 The planet's average temperature rises 1° per week for 4d6 weeks
929	9929 The planet's hemispheres rotate at slightly different rates
930	9930 The planet's oceans are becalmed
931	9931 The planet's orbital radius shrinks by 1d8 x 10,000 miles
932	9932 The royal family appears in the vicinity
933	9933 The scent of honey and roses permeates everything within 50 yards
934	9934 The scent of rotten eggs permeates everything within 50 yards
935	9935 The sky appears to be ablaze as far as the eye can see
936	9936 The sky appears to teem with a vast host of angels
937	9937 The sky overhead swirls with dark colors for 1d4 turns
938	9938 The sky whirls with dazzling colors until sunset tomorrow
939	9939 The sound of hundreds of barking dogs fills the air
940	9940 The sound of mighty winds fills the air, but the air is calm
941	9941 The spell discharges randomly in each of the next 4d4 rounds
942	9942 The spell discharges upon the next person nearby to draw blood
943	9943 The sun appears pale blue from now on
944	9944 The sun splits into a stable binary pair
945	9945 The Burst is delayed until blood is drawn nearby; roll for effect
946	9946 The Burst only affects females; roll for the underlying effect
947	9947 The Burst only affects males; roll for the underlying effect
948	9948 The Burst only appears to occur; roll again for apparent effect
949	9949 The tallest person in the area develops an acute fear of heights
950	9950 The tallest person in the area grows by 50%
951	9951 The tallest person in the area is attacked by beavers
952	9952 The tallest person in the area shrinks by 50%
953	9953 The tallest tree nearby burns to the ground in 1d4 rounds
954	9954 The target point acquires intelligence and free will
955	9955 The target point becomes a window for seeing into other worlds
956	9956 The target point becomes an open gateway to hell
957	9957 The target point is a conduit to interstellar space
958	9958 The target point is a tiny gateway to some distant world
959	9959 The target point is direct conduit to Elemental Air
960	9960 The target point is encircled by bright red plastic cones
961	9961 The target point is intensely magnetic for 4d6 hours
962	9962 The target point is rumored to be a site of healing
963	9963 The target point is sealed in a 10 foot globe of force
964	9964 The target point is the center of a zone of anti-magic
965	9965 The target point is the site of some powerful deity's murder
966	9966 The target point makes a noise like an air raid siren
967	9967 The target point radiates intense cold for 4d6 hours
968	9968 The target point radiates intense heat for 4d6 hours
969	9969 The target point scrambles any effort to teleport near it
970	9970 The temperature within 50 yards drops 10d10 degrees for one hour
971	9971 The temperature within 50 yards rises 10d10 degrees for one hour
972	9972 This day hasn't happened; time is reset to midnight last night
973	9973 Thousands of carpenter's nails fall from the sky
974	9974 Thousands of teeth rain down from the sky
975	9975 Thousands of tiny glass ovoids fall from the sky
976	9976 Time no longer passes within 1d4 yards of the target point
977	9977 Time passes 10X as fast within 1d4 yards of the target point
978	9978 Tomorrow's high tide crests at the spell's target point
979	9979 Townspeople nearby are easily cowed by a charismatic speaker
980	9980 Triumphant fanfare fills the air for 1d6 turns
981	9981 Undead lobby the local ruler for legislative representation
982	9982 Very salty rain falls for 1d4 hours
983	9983 Viscous pus oozes from all wounds suffered within 50 yards
984	9984 Viscous yellow goo seeps from any bladed weapons nearby
985	9985 Volcanic ash blankets the area to a depth of 1d4 inches
986	9986 Walking in this area is as arduous as trudging through deep snow
987	9987 Water consumed in this area induces delusions of amphibiousness
988	9988 Water consumed in this area tastes like the finest wine
989	9989 Water consumed in this area tastes strongly of manure
990	9990 Water flows from the target point to fill a 100-yard hemisphere
991	9991 Water in this area boils at 70° Fahrenheit
992	9992 Water in this area freezes at 70° Fahrenheit
993	9993 Weather in this area changes drastically each hour for one week
994	9994 Weather in this area is supernaturally intense for 1d4 months
995	9995 While in this area, males are invisible to females, and vice versa
996	9996 While in this area, no one can include nouns in their speech
997	9997 While in this area, no one can inflict or suffer any injury
998	9998 While in this area, no one can speak of anything outside the area
999	9999 While in this area, no one can speak to anyone else in the area
1000	0000 The Stars Are Right!

EffectAll (d10)

d10	Result
1	Roll on "Effect1"
2	Roll on "Effect2"
3	Roll on "Effect3"
4	Roll on "Effect5"
5	Roll on "Effect4"
6	Roll on "Effect6"
7	Roll on "Effect7"
8	Roll on "Effect8"
9	Roll on "Effect9"
10	Roll on "Effect10"

Fantasy - D10000 Wild Magic Table v2

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Effect8 (d1000)

Effect9 (d1000)

Effect10 (d1000)

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