Peasants don't get last names because nobody really cares. They get smells instead. Peasants usually smell like unwashed people, but underneath the body odour there are other scents.
d100 | Name | Odour | Appearance | Demeanour |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 |
John |
stale beer |
sweats profusely |
devout |
2 |
John |
rotten vegetables |
permanent grimace |
devout |
3 |
John |
dried herbs |
fidgets with anything in hands |
devout |
4 |
John |
frying oil |
dribbles |
devout |
5 |
John |
fecal sweat |
bulbous goiter |
devout |
6 |
John |
peat smoke |
youthful, unsmiling face |
devout |
7 |
John |
bitter sweat |
whistling voice |
devout |
8 |
John |
ice-cold water |
deep, booming voice |
devout |
9 |
John |
goose blood |
one dense eyebrow |
devout |
10 |
John |
wood shavings |
extraordinarily crooked nose |
devout |
11 |
William |
raw sulphur |
almost bald |
stoic |
12 |
William |
urine |
splayed, wide-nostrilled nose |
stoic |
13 |
William |
chalk dust |
slouching |
stoic |
14 |
William |
rotting fish |
sheds clouds of dust |
stoic |
15 |
William |
flour |
lumpen |
stoic |
16 |
Robert |
salt |
missing limb |
stoic |
17 |
Robert |
soggy paper |
narrow face |
stoic |
18 |
Robert |
rotten fruit |
blind in one eye |
stoic |
19 |
Thomas |
acidic sweat |
sunken head and short limbs |
stoic |
20 |
Thomas |
oysters |
deep-sunk, lidded eyes |
stoic |
21 |
Thomas |
cat hair |
prominent, sail-like ears |
passive |
22 |
Richard |
onions |
one tooth |
passive |
23 |
Richard |
garlic |
concave forehead |
passive |
24 |
Richard |
battery acid |
hooked, dribbling nose |
passive |
25 |
Henry |
olives |
dotted with warts |
passive |
26 |
Roger |
pond scum |
prominent, angular chin |
passive |
27 |
Walter |
butter |
mouth-breathing |
passive |
28 |
Adam |
dry, well-rubbed leather |
smiling, open face |
passive |
29 |
Nicholas |
sour milk |
coated head to toe in muck |
passive |
30 |
Hugh |
ozone |
has a silent partner |
passive |
31 |
Peter |
molten rubber |
speckled with sores |
hopeless |
32 |
Geoggrey |
wet dog |
wiry-haired |
hopeless |
33 |
Ralph |
mushroom |
old burn scars |
hopeless |
34 |
Simon |
mashed earthworms |
ferocious squint |
hopeless |
35 |
Gilbert |
dry, very fine dust |
deaf in one ear |
hopeless |
36 |
Edmund |
charcoal |
furious eyes |
hopeless |
37 |
Phillip |
soil |
rheumy, raw eyes |
hopeless |
38 |
Stephen |
hot blood |
feverish movements |
hopeless |
39 |
Alan |
pine |
carbuncle |
hopeless |
40 |
Lawrence |
burnt pork |
fleas and lice |
hopeless |
41 |
Andrew |
musk |
bandy-legged |
lazy |
42 |
Reginald |
dry straw |
slow-witted |
lazy |
43 |
James |
stale bread |
bafflingly beautiful |
lazy |
44 |
Bartholemew |
roses |
long, winding scar |
lazy |
45 |
Eli |
violets |
lopsided body |
lazy |
46 |
Giles |
burnt leather |
stiff as a board |
gluttonous |
47 |
Jordan |
wine |
stump teeth |
lustful |
48 |
Matthew |
damp mouldy bread |
large mouth, like a fish |
greedy |
49 |
Michael |
cottage cheese |
facial abscess |
prideful |
50 |
David |
compost |
pale, cracked skin |
slothful |
51 |
Alice |
rye bread |
vein-coated neck |
wrathful |
52 |
Alice |
horse sweat |
thin, pale lips |
envious |
53 |
Alice |
freshly cut grass |
back bent like a hoop |
incompetent |
54 |
Alice |
camel |
haggard and hunted |
blasphemous |
55 |
Alice |
wet horse |
pig-like nose |
petty |
56 |
Alice |
ash |
cross-eyed |
ignorant |
57 |
Alice |
rotting flowers |
long, skeletal fingers |
ignorant |
58 |
Alice |
sun-baked egg |
blubber lips |
ignorant |
59 |
Alice |
vinegar |
mismatched arms |
ignorant |
60 |
Alice |
mouldy bread |
vaguely suggestive comments |
ignorant |
61 |
Joan |
porridge |
long-necked |
ignorant |
62 |
Joan |
metal shavings |
wipes nose constantly |
ignorant |
63 |
Joan |
flax dust |
dented head |
ignorant |
64 |
Joan |
wood smoke |
unusually large head |
ignorant |
65 |
Joan |
wet wool |
flicking tongue, cracked lips |
ignorant |
66 |
Agnes |
pickled cabbage |
irregular, yellow teeth |
diseased |
67 |
Agnes |
rotten meat |
phlegm-spraying cough |
diseased |
68 |
Agnes |
freshly baked bread |
bird sits on shoulder |
diseased |
69 |
Margery |
grease |
flat, pancake face |
diseased |
70 |
Margery |
asparagus |
tufts of irregular hair |
diseased |
71 |
Margery |
urine and blood |
slab-faced |
skeptical |
72 |
Isabel |
skin flakes |
extraordinary compressed |
skeptical |
73 |
Isabel |
lavender |
hissing, raspy voice |
skeptical |
74 |
Isabel |
wet clay |
sunken head and short limbs |
skeptical |
75 |
Margaret |
tar |
twitches and jerks |
skeptical |
76 |
Emma |
blackberries |
thunderous flatulence |
frantic |
77 |
Juliana |
sharp raw sewage |
stump-fingered |
frantic |
78 |
Christine |
cedar |
small, tightly pursed mouth |
frantic |
79 |
Katherine |
cloves |
cannot make eye contact |
frantic |
80 |
Beatrice |
mothballs |
crooked back |
frantic |
81 |
Elizabeth |
roast chicken |
loose skin |
frantic |
82 |
Ellen |
old spinach |
remarkably small head |
frantic |
83 |
Mary |
wax |
little goggling eyes |
frantic |
84 |
Amice |
rotten eggs |
spindly, knob-jointed limbs |
frantic |
85 |
Sibilla |
wet cereal |
no chin at all |
frantic |
86 |
Cecily |
pungent blue cheese |
bloated stomach |
surly |
87 |
Sara |
damp straw |
languid, calm speech |
surly |
88 |
Avice |
lye |
terrifying laugh |
surly |
89 |
Isolda |
pus |
widely set eyes |
surly |
90 |
Lucy |
wet mortar |
potato-shaped nose |
surly |
91 |
Mariota |
mouse urine |
astonishingly old |
surly |
92 |
Ann |
yeast |
hideous grin and winking eyes |
surly |
93 |
Annabel |
pig shit |
oddly effeminate, or masculine |
surly |
94 |
Anastasia |
horse shit |
half-asleep |
surly |
95 |
Avelina |
goat shit |
missing fingers |
surly |
96 |
Letitia |
dog shit |
waddling gait |
rebellious |
97 |
Agatha |
cow shit |
stutter |
rebellious |
98 |
Eustacia |
ten different kinds of shit |
sagging lips |
rebellious |
99 |
Sabrina |
no odour |
wild, tangled hair |
rebellious |
100 |
Susanna |
eye-wateringly strong (reroll) |
prominent mole or boil |
rebellious |