Horrible Peasant NPC Generator d100,000,000 (d100)

Description (more info)

Peasants don't get last names because nobody really cares. They get smells instead. Peasants usually smell like unwashed people, but underneath the body odour there are other scents.

A random result will be collated from each column

d100 Name Odour Appearance Demeanour

1

John

stale beer

sweats profusely

devout

2

John

rotten vegetables

permanent grimace

devout

3

John

dried herbs

fidgets with anything in hands

devout

4

John

frying oil

dribbles

devout

5

John

fecal sweat

bulbous goiter

devout

6

John

peat smoke

youthful, unsmiling face

devout

7

John

bitter sweat

whistling voice

devout

8

John

ice-cold water

deep, booming voice

devout

9

John

goose blood

one dense eyebrow

devout

10

John

wood shavings

extraordinarily crooked nose

devout

11

William

raw sulphur

almost bald

stoic

12

William

urine

splayed, wide-nostrilled nose

stoic

13

William

chalk dust

slouching

stoic

14

William

rotting fish

sheds clouds of dust

stoic

15

William

flour

lumpen

stoic

16

Robert

salt

missing limb

stoic

17

Robert

soggy paper

narrow face

stoic

18

Robert

rotten fruit

blind in one eye

stoic

19

Thomas

acidic sweat

sunken head and short limbs

stoic

20

Thomas

oysters

deep-sunk, lidded eyes

stoic

21

Thomas

cat hair

prominent, sail-like ears

passive

22

Richard

onions

one tooth

passive

23

Richard

garlic

concave forehead

passive

24

Richard

battery acid

hooked, dribbling nose

passive

25

Henry

olives

dotted with warts

passive

26

Roger

pond scum

prominent, angular chin

passive

27

Walter

butter

mouth-breathing

passive

28

Adam

dry, well-rubbed leather

smiling, open face

passive

29

Nicholas

sour milk

coated head to toe in muck

passive

30

Hugh

ozone

has a silent partner

passive

31

Peter

molten rubber

speckled with sores

hopeless

32

Geoggrey

wet dog

wiry-haired

hopeless

33

Ralph

mushroom

old burn scars

hopeless

34

Simon

mashed earthworms

ferocious squint

hopeless

35

Gilbert

dry, very fine dust

deaf in one ear

hopeless

36

Edmund

charcoal

furious eyes

hopeless

37

Phillip

soil

rheumy, raw eyes

hopeless

38

Stephen

hot blood

feverish movements

hopeless

39

Alan

pine

carbuncle

hopeless

40

Lawrence

burnt pork

fleas and lice

hopeless

41

Andrew

musk

bandy-legged

lazy

42

Reginald

dry straw

slow-witted

lazy

43

James

stale bread

bafflingly beautiful

lazy

44

Bartholemew

roses

long, winding scar

lazy

45

Eli

violets

lopsided body

lazy

46

Giles

burnt leather

stiff as a board

gluttonous

47

Jordan

wine

stump teeth

lustful

48

Matthew

damp mouldy bread

large mouth, like a fish

greedy

49

Michael

cottage cheese

facial abscess

prideful

50

David

compost

pale, cracked skin

slothful

51

Alice

rye bread

vein-coated neck

wrathful

52

Alice

horse sweat

thin, pale lips

envious

53

Alice

freshly cut grass

back bent like a hoop

incompetent

54

Alice

camel

haggard and hunted

blasphemous

55

Alice

wet horse

pig-like nose

petty

56

Alice

ash

cross-eyed

ignorant

57

Alice

rotting flowers

long, skeletal fingers

ignorant

58

Alice

sun-baked egg

blubber lips

ignorant

59

Alice

vinegar

mismatched arms

ignorant

60

Alice

mouldy bread

vaguely suggestive comments

ignorant

61

Joan

porridge

long-necked

ignorant

62

Joan

metal shavings

wipes nose constantly

ignorant

63

Joan

flax dust

dented head

ignorant

64

Joan

wood smoke

unusually large head

ignorant

65

Joan

wet wool

flicking tongue, cracked lips

ignorant

66

Agnes

pickled cabbage

irregular, yellow teeth

diseased

67

Agnes

rotten meat

phlegm-spraying cough

diseased

68

Agnes

freshly baked bread

bird sits on shoulder

diseased

69

Margery

grease

flat, pancake face

diseased

70

Margery

asparagus

tufts of irregular hair

diseased

71

Margery

urine and blood

slab-faced

skeptical

72

Isabel

skin flakes

extraordinary compressed

skeptical

73

Isabel

lavender

hissing, raspy voice

skeptical

74

Isabel

wet clay

sunken head and short limbs

skeptical

75

Margaret

tar

twitches and jerks

skeptical

76

Emma

blackberries

thunderous flatulence

frantic

77

Juliana

sharp raw sewage

stump-fingered

frantic

78

Christine

cedar

small, tightly pursed mouth

frantic

79

Katherine

cloves

cannot make eye contact

frantic

80

Beatrice

mothballs

crooked back

frantic

81

Elizabeth

roast chicken

loose skin

frantic

82

Ellen

old spinach

remarkably small head

frantic

83

Mary

wax

little goggling eyes

frantic

84

Amice

rotten eggs

spindly, knob-jointed limbs

frantic

85

Sibilla

wet cereal

no chin at all

frantic

86

Cecily

pungent blue cheese

bloated stomach

surly

87

Sara

damp straw

languid, calm speech

surly

88

Avice

lye

terrifying laugh

surly

89

Isolda

pus

widely set eyes

surly

90

Lucy

wet mortar

potato-shaped nose

surly

91

Mariota

mouse urine

astonishingly old

surly

92

Ann

yeast

hideous grin and winking eyes

surly

93

Annabel

pig shit

oddly effeminate, or masculine

surly

94

Anastasia

horse shit

half-asleep

surly

95

Avelina

goat shit

missing fingers

surly

96

Letitia

dog shit

waddling gait

rebellious

97

Agatha

cow shit

stutter

rebellious

98

Eustacia

ten different kinds of shit

sagging lips

rebellious

99

Sabrina

no odour

wild, tangled hair

rebellious

100

Susanna

eye-wateringly strong (reroll)

prominent mole or boil

rebellious