d50 | Result |
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1 |
Fell down a crevasse while gathering mushrooms |
2 |
Captured by trolls. Currently alive and marinating. |
3 |
Got black-out drunk and wandered down here. |
4 |
Testing a scroll of teleport. |
5 |
Put on a cursed ring found in an antique shop. |
6 |
Searching for a rare herb, following a scry spell. |
7 |
Searching for true love, following a scry spell. |
8 |
Found a treasure map. Was woefully underprepared. |
9 |
Found a treasure map. Was well prepared. Provisions stolen by ex-friends. |
10 |
Attempted suicide by dungeon, changed mind at last minute. |
11 |
Preaching to an unlikely audience (goblins, trolls, dryads). It’s not going well. |
12 |
Preaching to an unlikely audience. It’s going too well. Needs to escape. |
13 |
Pursuing lost cat for reward money. |
14 |
Pursuing bandit tribe for reward money. |
15 |
Pursuing bandit tribe to join them. |
16 |
Left in dungeon as part of initiation ritual. |
17 |
Hoping to rescue a prince or princess. |
18 |
Hoping to meet and work for a powerful dragon. |
19 |
Pissed of an elemental spirit. |
20 |
Pissed off a minor god. |
21 |
Pissed off a major, but empathetic, god. |
22 |
Enthralled bloodslave of a vampire who just died by falling off a cliff. |
23 |
Trying to find a new place to farm illegal mushrooms. |
24 |
Farmhouse uprooted by tornado. |
25 |
Farmhouse downrooted by earth-nado. |
26 |
Valkyries grabbed wrong guy, dropped them off in dungeon in disgust. |
27 |
Kidnapped and held for ransom by gnomes. |
28 |
Last survivor of a now-dead party. |
29 |
Last survivor of a presumed-dead party. |
30 |
Last survivor of a presumed-dead party. They are still alive and they are assholes. |
31 |
Turned into water by an evil wizard. Trickled down here and reformed. |
32 |
Deserter from the front, waiting out the war. |
33 |
Elected as king by mayfly people. Entire kingdom just died of old age. |
34 |
Cursed to wander the earth until they solve (incredibly trivial) riddle. |
35 |
Cursed to wander the earth until they solve obtuse mathematical problem. |
36 |
Cursed to wander the earth until they get laid. |
37 |
Prospector looking for rare ores. |
38 |
Cultist willing to give up cult and evil ways for a hot meal. |
39 |
Severe agoraphobia. |
40 |
Goblin reincarnated as a human by confused goblin druids. |
41 |
Devoured by a purple worm by wearing a very useful, now destroyed amulet. |
42 |
Specialist hired by underground kingdom to fix a forge, now lost on way home. |
43 |
Specialist hired by underground kingdom to fix king’s madness, now exiled. |
44 |
Specialist hired by goblins, as a cruel joke. |
45 |
Went swimming, caught in underground river, deposited in dungeon. |
46 |
Lost a bet with a wizard. |
47 |
Archeologist. The tomb-robbing kind. |
48 |
Archeologist. The boring pottery kind. |
49 |
Miner trapped here after an earthquake. |
50 |
Trying to visit home of ancestors. Did not memorize the directions. |