personality quirks (d500)

Done for my Electric Bastionalnd NPC character generator

d500 Result

1

always chews gum violently

2

say 'no?' at the end of all their sentences

3

bite their nails when nervous or lying

4

close their eyes when nervous or lying

5

bite their lips when nervous or lying

6

don't know in which day they live in

7

thumbsucks when nervous

8

smiles exaggeratedly when lying

9

whispers when nervous or lying

10

turns red when when nervous or lying

11

can't lie

12

can't say the truth

13

uses a coin or deck to take decisions

14

says 'no?' or 'yes?' at the end of any sentence

15

when asked, repeats the question as a statement

16

answers questions with another question

17

can't look to people's eyes

18

goes running everywhere

19

walks jumping

20

cries when confronted

21

cries when happy

22

laughs incontrollably on the worst situations

23

makes enormous bubble gum bubbles

24

always fidgeting, can't stand still

25

pukes when nervous

26

sniffs constantly

27

always blowing nose

28

nose bleeds when nervous

29

lies unwittingly when nervous

30

can't stop sweating

31

talks very, very loud

32

whispers constantly

33

dances constantly

34

can't talk with men or women without turning red

35

hypochondriac

36

their sentences are always questions

37

stuttering

38

talks very fast

39

talks very slow

40

can't pronounce a specific vowel

41

hisses when nervous

42

nervous mutism

43

can't control voice's pitch

44

tourette syndrome

45

often tuck their hair behind their ears

46

always picking their teeth

47

smoke or drink constantly

48

childlike or old person voice

49

cavernous voice

50

talks with echo

51

addicted to sugar, candy, nutmeg, cinnamon or a specific spice or food

52

addicted to opiates, pills, morphine or another medicine

53

absinthe drinker or addicted to another weird beverage

54

addicted to weed, mushrooms or a specific trippy plant or vegetable

55

only eats and drinks things of a specific color

56

needs blood, human meat or organs because of a strange illness

57

touch their nose compulsively

58

body emits smoke or bad smell when in tension

59

loves puzzles and enigmas

60

addicted to toxic waste (and it shows)

61

eats bugs, ceramic, plastic or weird stuff

62

addicted to spicy food and all types of chilly peppers

63

cracks their knuckles constantly

64

joints crack loudly

65

can't stand the daylight or darkness

66

can't stop brushing their hair (or polishing their baldness)

67

allergic to hairy pets

68

affraid of birds, spiders, lizards, snakes or othr animals

69

obsessed with ageing

70

can't stand electric light

71

allergic to electricity

72

allergic to mockeries

73

affraid of heights or flying

74

stumbles constantly

75

lacks balance

76

affraid of dogs, cats or other pets

77

affraid of loud sounds or voices

78

social anxiety

79

affraid of being alone

80

affraid of crowded areas or open spaces

81

always worried about their eyes

82

affraid of germs, pain, pointed objects or medical parafernalia

83

afraid of a specific color, word, numbers or place

84

chews on hair, beard, moustache, sleve or personal napkin

85

affraid of being touched

86

always read out loud any text they see

87

affraid of stairs, windows, mirrors or a specific type of furniture

88

is affraid of books, plants, ugliness or beauty

89

always uses a primitive skateboard or alternative form of personal locomotion

90

can't wear the same clothes twice

91

is affraid of being ridiculed, clocks, clowns or a district of the city

92

smashes up different sayings

93

panics at a specific time of the day if not at home

94

affraid of blood, sweat or other bodily fluids

95

affraid of houses, teenagers, children or older people

96

affraid of trees, storms, thunders and lightnings or other natural phenomena

97

can't sleep anywhere but their house

98

is affraid of water, alcohol, waterfalls, rain or another specific liquid manifestation

99

is affraid of dead things, wounded people, fire or weapons

100

is affraid of love or commitment

101

hear strange frequencies through their dental fillings

102

only falls in love with mockeries or aliens

103

is affraid of being stared at or sleep

104

is affraid of modernity, deep country, failed cities or the underground

105

is affraid of technology or holes

106

losses breath easily or is asthmatic

107

breathes heavily and/or snores

108

left-handed or ambidextrous

109

write compulsively on their diary

110

constantly scratching

111

twitches when nervous

112

always wears mismatched socks or dresses in matching colors

113

control freak

114

slob

115

very stubborn

116

brutally honest

117

extremely judgmental of other people

118

short tempered

119

hilarious

120

odd sense of humor

121

histrionic

122

no sense of humor

123

obsessed with food

124

always complaining

125

extremely loyal

126

adventurous

127

too cautious

128

energetic

129

sleeps anytime, anywhere

130

gets lost constantly

131

extremely modest

132

extremely emotional

133

rarely shows emotions

134

wildcard

135

betrays everyone

136

two-faced

137

very charismatic

138

can convince anyone to do their bidding

139

very polite

140

always cooking something

141

always plays the harmonica or small instrument

142

skilled artist

143

ventriloquist

144

enjoys pickpocketing

145

enjoys knitting

146

enjoys painting street walls

147

invented language

148

historical genius

149

great inventor

150

can put together anything

151

exceptional memory

152

special connection with animals

153

super empathetic

154

extremely fast runner

155

contortionist

156

believe they can predict the future

157

high tolerance to pain

158

great hunter

159

enjoys fishing competitions

160

quick reflexes

161

fearless

162

able to talk their way out of any trouble

163

always late

164

illegible handwriting

165

terrible at public speaking

166

socially awkward

167

enormous accumulated debt

168

self-destructive

169

extremely arrogant

170

jealous over nothing

171

often mean for no reason

172

unbelievably self-centered

173

extremely passive-aggressive

174

paint and write in all their clothes

175

always dresses very elegant

176

always barefoot

177

always pees on the street

178

carries around a toy

179

extremely superstitious

180

always quotes the horoscope

181

reads tarot to strangers for free

182

swears constantly

183

wears multiple pieces of clothing on top of each other

184

time travelling fantasies

185

always talking with an imaginary friend

186

leaves notes to self everywhere

187

uses tissues to hold or touch anything

188

hums dangerously catchy tunes

189

clucks tongue while walking

190

Grows own food in a public place

191

never pays for transportation tickets

192

recites sonnets

193

quotes old sayings

194

gives weird advice

195

yells at and beats inanimate object

196

very noisy when eating

197

have to push all the buttons

198

is vegan and everybody needs to know it

199

only eats bleeding food

200

obsessed with personal hygiene

201

hates to meet new people

202

hates getting wet, rarely bathes

203

avoids the use of a specific vowel

204

violently hates veggies

205

constantly punches friends in the shoulder

206

gets hiccups when surprised

207

cries after intense body action

208

loses voice too easily

209

eats with mouth wide open

210

falls in love too easily

211

always mistakinly corrects people about pronunciation

212

racist

213

hates women

214

hates everyone

215

hates men

216

uses slang badly

217

extremely defensive

218

panics when is suddenly put into the spotlight

219

always have to give their opinion, even to strangers

220

'rules are made to be broken'

221

can’t remember people’s faces

222

no filter

223

no inner monologue

224

when nervous, counts 7 to 1 aloud

225

sucks up to bosses

226

'shoot first and ask questions later'

227

hates mockeries

228

is affraid of mcokeries

229

hates aliens

230

is affraid of aliens

231

carries a whip cream (or other food) in spray

232

feels the need to pet all non agresive animals

233

is overprotective with smaller people

234

feels intimidated by larger people

235

uncontrollable bladder

236

if there is silence, feels compelled to start telling jokes

237

can't use eating utensils, always use hands

238

answers crying out loud whenever someone says their name

239

always uses wrong names with people

240

afraid of dust and/or all forms of small granular materials

241

prays constantly to their deities

242

feels compelled to tear apart the fabric or objects of a specific color

243

beviele their own impossible conpiracy theory

244

gives nicknames to everything and everyone

245

always talk about theirself in third person

246

tries to rhyme all their sentences but is bad at it

247

end all their setences with 'over and out' (or a similar formula)

248

only talks using questions

249

is affraid to go above or below the street level

250

draw every new person they know, have lots of portraits on napkins

251

tries to draw a map of the city but gets all wrong, have lots of sketchbooks filled with doodles

252

always tells the same childhood story, forgetting everyone in Bastion alredy knows it

253

knows the dates of all liturgic celebrations and where they take place

254

only talk about their older sister or brother

255

is illiterate and tries to keep it a secret

256

can't pronounce their own name correctly

257

extremely snobbish

258

gets distracted when listening to other people, looks anywhere else

259

spits on the floor at the end of each sentence

260

always talk about what their mother would think or act about everything

261

when asked for something always asks for the magic word

262

knows 'fun facts' about everything

263

carries and uses a weird object as a tool

264

feels impelled to play with any child's toy at range

265

feels impelled to play with any machinery at range

266

have their feet or hands always cold

267

believe everyone have the same perjudices as them

268

always looking for a new pet

269

clinically diagnose other people’s physical and emotional flaws in front of them

270

identify with another species, aliens or mockeries to the point of trying to pass as them

271

always dream about dying the next day in weird scenarios

272

always say what they are doing

273

kleptomaniac

274

embarrassed by the sound of their laugh

275

needlessly maternal

276

overly guilty conscience, will try to make up for crimes that strangers have committed

277

uses a different name everytime

278

their left hand often wanders without their knowledge

279

often challenge people to drinking or eating contests of their own invention

280

play their own versions of 'the floor is lava'

281

always talks using 'what if...?' sentences

282

overexaggerate when telling stories of their past

283

'everything was better in the past'

284

psycho

285

depressant

286

schizophrenic

287

autistic

288

asperger syndrome

289

munchausen by proxy

290

second life (roll another npc)

291

collects bones, bugs, nail clippings or other weird stuff

292

lives with a partner doll

293

followed by street urchins constantly

294

followed by crows, dogs, doves, rats, bugs or other animals

295

volunteer in a soup kitchen, animal shelter or foster home

296

is writing the great Bastion novel (poetry book or play) and loves to quote it

297

amateur crossdresser, performance artist or singer and loves to show

298

simulates illness, diseases or weakness to gain sympathy

299

obsessed with weird new kink

300

homosexual, bisexual, polygamous or polyamory

301

synaesthesia

302

wears too much jewelry

303

always carries a book to read when anxious

304

grammar/spelling/punctuation nazi

305

mechanical empathy

306

paces back and forth when thinking

307

uses large words

308

collects stuffed animals

309

adopts too much shelter animals

310

uses acronyms for everything

311

obsessed with cleaning and personal hygiene

312

mumbles things to themself constantly

313

gets annoyed easily

314

wears glasses but doesn't need them

315

afraid to eat in front of others

316

terribly shy

317

hears voices and sounds

318

hallucinates

319

is a terrible liar

320

feels needy or too dependent to loved ones or friends

321

always knows the shortest way

322

photographic memory

323

musical prodigy

324

was a child prodigy

325

always fevered

326

takes care of an invisible pet

327

keep their invisible friend

328

cocky

329

bully

330

compulsive gambler

331

do everything twice

332

paranoid

333

talks to plants

334

talks to animals

335

permanent horrible cough

336

obsessed with symmetry

337

school dropout

338

afraid of a certain shape

339

always positive or negative

340

can't let go a deceased friend, pet or family member

341

narcoleptic

342

do-gooder

343

wears a different wig everyday

344

cosplays like children books characters

345

never wears underwear

346

easy to impress

347

collects dolls, toys, postcards or stamps

348

obsessed with the dead

349

practices jokes, smiles and punchlines in advance

350

manipulates people

351

natural born seller

352

has to touch everything

353

(almost) deaf

354

(almost) blind

355

unable to speak correctly

356

perfectionist

357

always has a toothpick in their mouth

358

always exhausted

359

has OCD

360

prankster

361

falls in love once a day

362

coward

363

scares easily

364

extremely selfish

365

act dumb to attrac their romantic interests

366

everything they say sounds accidentally mean

367

obsessed with their romantic interest

368

daydreams constantly

369

never socializes

370

forgives easily

371

very vengative

372

counts everything

373

terrified of soft things

374

unnecesarily carries a big briefcase everywhere

375

hates children

376

obsessed with physical training

377

night owl

378

extremely lucky

379

very unlucky

380

obsessed with real/plastic flowers

381

loses everything easily

382

picks scabs

383

treasures useless objects

384

collects rocks or mushrooms

385

give everything they have even being almost broke

386

can't clean home

387

hates chewing gum

388

indecisive

389

uses diminutives for everything

390

gullable

391

put their pet before anything and anyone

392

put their child friend or or own child before abnything and anyone

393

collects animal bones, skin, skulls, furr, feathers...

394

takes everything they hear to heart

395

reads minds and/or intentions

396

believe they are a monster or fantastic creature of some kind

397

think the world is a scenary and the other people are actors

398

throws the nearest things when angry

399

paints nails in different colors everyday, obsessively

400

obsessed fan of an actor or other kind of famous person

401

throws weird themed parties

402

is affected by the full moon

403

dyes their hair almost daily

404

addicted to cosmetics and makeup

405

has a STD

406

always find something to feel guilty for

407

uses very old fashioned clothes

408

make their own singular clothes

409

accidentally makes sexual innuendos

410

addicted to caffeinated drinks

411

always acts suspicious for no apparent reason

412

is an amateur actor

413

always wears pajamas or costumes

414

scam artist

415

peels the skin around nails

416

names and attaches to inanimate objects

417

obsessed with becoming a celebrity

418

obsessed with other people's hair

419

part of an obscure subcculture

420

part-time cultist

421

finds other peoples peeves and thoes them

422

becomes friends with other people because of their belongings

423

is always asking for food, drinks or money

424

avoids paying taxes and tolls

425

try to make everyday things fun for themselves and friends

426

if they enter a shop, always buy something

427

always has to have the best everything

428

hires people becuase feels so lonely

429

speaks in a monotone voice

430

hates surprises, gifts or new things

431

refuses to participate in any kind of celebration

432

uses cane, crutch or wheelchair but don't need it

433

goes grocery shopping everyday, can't help it

434

nudist

435

always eats the same thing

436

sadistic

437

sadistic intentions

438

masochistic nature

439

addicted to abusive relations

440

treats people terribly, expects to be treated nicely

441

impatient

442

rock on heels when standing still

443

lies about dumb things

444

heavy sleeper

445

very light sleeper

446

needs pet to sleep

447

afraid of closed doors

448

afraid of going somewhere alone

449

afraid of talking with someone for the first time

450

grosses people for fun

451

always mistakes people with other people

452

gets offended easily

453

is always making lists

454

saves urine, nail clippings, dead body or other kind of bodily detritus

455

believes fiction to be true

456

hides his family

457

only attracted to married people

458

only consumes liquids

459

obsessed with their image

460

secretly lives with parents, ashamed of it

461

borrows peoples pets or kids to get attention

462

crazy since they killed someone

463

believes in magic

464

constantly makes animal noises

465

refuses to leave home

466

obsessed with stranger's hair smell

467

only sees the best or worst in people

468

pessimist

469

food allergy

470

optimistic

471

falls constantly

472

constantly injured

473

must rearrange things to their taste everywhere they go

474

never goes out when dark or in daylight

475

proffesional victim

476

traumaticed after surviving a natural disaster

477

speaks with a weird accent

478

pees when nervous

479

always testing psychic habilities

480

tries too hard to be funny

481

think they are better than anyone else

482

obsessed with a hobby they are very bad at

483

untrustworthy

484

look comes firts

485

part of a secret organization

486

needs to have the last word

487

does anything to save money

488

cat's eye

489

hound's nose

490

great picking locks

491

judgemental

492

hard to impress

493

very ambitious

494

lives in the street

495

workaholic

496

think they were abducted by aliens

497

collects batteries

498

collects hair from other people

499

can't keep a job for more than a week, gets bored

500

things get 'glued' to their hands