Bag of debatable fortune (d100)

d100 Result

1

A Black Skeleton falls to the ground

2

A Giant Rat falls to the ground

3

A Chinese Finger Trap appears on your index finger.  In an attempt to remove it, make a DC10 WIS save, if failed, your other index finger is now trapped, and you cannot use your hands for anything else.  You may repeat this save once per round until a success occurs

4

A pint of ale appears in your hand

5

A Swarm of Insects appears and catches you by surprise, using it's Bite action against the creature who removed it.

6

A golden flute appears in your hand

7

13 copper pieces fall to the ground

8

50 feet of silk rope appears in your hand

9

A small figurine of the closest cities leader appears in your hand

10

An empty flask falls to the ground, and shatters upon impact.

11

A random +1 weapon appears in your hand

12

A potion appears in your hand. It has a deep yellow with swirling black traces. It smells incredibly sweet.

13

A full Deck of Illusions appears in your hand

14

A scroll of Fireball appears in your hand

15

A dead gnome in studded leather armour falls to the ground

16

A wand with 1d8 charges of Counterspell appears in your hand. Stuck to the wand is a little piece of paper which reads "The first one is on the house!"

17

A stylish orange cloak appears in your hand.

18

A rubber chicken appears in your hand. You gain sudden insight in how to wield this as a weapon.

19

A powerful magical axe appears in your hand.

20

A bag of rotten tomatoes appears in your hand

21

3 Wooden arrows appear in your hand.

22

A Bag of Holding falls to the ground

23

A diamond worth 300GP appears in your hand

24

6 dice fall to the ground, all landing on the number 1 -- these dice are weighted to always land that way

25

An orc's toe appears in your hand

26

A potion appears in your hand.  It appears to be a Potion of Healing.

27

An iron shield appears in your hand

28

30 Platinum pieces fall to the ground

29

An empty spellbook appears in your hand

30

A half-eaten plate of boar-ribs appears in your hand

31

A wand appears in your hand.

32

A dozen pixies fly out of the bag.

33

A note appears in your hand.  The text of the note reads "Please try again".  You may attempt another time to pull out on an item.

34

3 Hobgoblins fall to the ground. They have no weapons or armour. Instantly hostile.

35

A sapphire worth 250GP appears in your hand

36

A Red Dragon Wyrmling falls to the ground

37

A scroll of Faerie Fire appears in your hand

38

You pull out a card from the deck of many things. You may choose to flip the card and reveal its effect, or slowly put it back inside the bag.

39

A small gnome falls to the ground, holding tightly to a spellbook.

40

A dart falls from the bag, on a failed DC13 DEX saving throw the creature that removed the item takes 1d4 points of piercing damage and is Poisoned for 1 hour

41

1d4 potions fall to the ground. These appear to be Potions of Healing.

42

A notebook with several torn pages and what looks like very sloppy handwriting appears in your hand.  Upon further inspection you can make out the letters "DM Notes" but the rest of the notebook is in a language nobody can understand

43

A Giant Spider falls to the ground

44

A scroll of Faerie Fire appears in your hand

45

A blue fedora appears in your hand

46

A portrait of a nude halfling woman appears in your hands. It is shockingly well done.

47

A pair of dirty, muddy leather boots appear in your hand

48

A set of shackles appear in your hand

49

A bright silver ring appears in your hand. It has the visage of a beholder etched into it's band. The beholder has 1d6 eyes.

50

A note that reads "This bag is nothing but trouble!!!!" appears in your hand

51

300 counterfeit gold pieces fall to the ground, the items are actually pieces of iron with gold paint.

52

A deck of playing cards falls to the ground.  Upon collecting all of them you discover all of the 2's, 6's, and 9's are missing.

53

A pair of ruby slippers appear in your hand.

54

A potion appears in your hand. It is thick yellow. Smells like a sunny meadow.

55

10 Imps fly out of the bag.

56

What appear to be 5 Potion of Water Breathing fall to the ground

57

A potion appears in your hand. It's light purple in colour and is bubbling. It smells of mint.

58

A blue wizard's hat appears in your hand

59

A very plain looking brass ring appears in your hand.

60

A stale piece of bread appears in your hand.

61

A delicious looking meal appears in your hand.

62

A magical portrait of yourself appears in your hand, with stunningly accurate features.

63

A beautiful elven woman falls to the ground, and your hand is holding her right ear. She is not pleased with you.

64

A bear trap snaps around your arm. Dealing 1d6 piercing damage and renders your hand unusable. (Can be removed with STR check - DC15)

65

A potion appears in your hand. It is light blue in color and fizzes. It smells piney and tickles your nose

66

A peacock quill appears in your hand.

67

A Knight in Golden Plate armor falls to the ground

68

A clear glass orb appears in your hand. It begins to glow and shake. It will explode in exactly one minute.

69

A set of +1 armour falls to the ground.

70

You pull out a lit stick of dynamite. (Dex save for 4d6

71

A potion appears in your hand. It's a thin green colour. Smells like licorice and vomit.

72

A two-headed silver coin appears in your hand

73

A potion appears in your hand. It's lemon yellow in colour and smells like a sweet lemonade.

74

1d10 cats splurge out of the bag, dealing one slashing damage each.

75

A half-beaten and bloodied orc holding a Greataxe falls to the ground.

76

A vial of wolf blood appears in your hand

77

A wand appears in your hand.

78

A glass jar of a clear liquid appears in your hand. It's smells strongly of alcohol.

79

A suit of magical Plate Armor falls to the ground.

80

A potion appears in your hand with a swirling rainbow of colours constantly changing. It smells amazing like a full course feast and mulled wine.

81

FLUMPHS

82

A slightly flaming weapon appears in your hand. (Roll a d6 for the type of weapon)

83

A small plastic card with 16 digits, the name Robert Paulson, and a VISA logo appears in your hand.  You have no idea what this is

84

A severed goblin arm appears in your hand.

85

A potion appears in your hand. It has a bright orange appearance. Smells strongly of floral notes.

86

A pristine light blue dragon egg appears in your hand.

87

A bag identical to the one you removed this item from appears in your hand.  This bag is just a replica and contains no magical properties

88

500 Silver coins shoot out of the bag into your face. You take 1d4 bludgeoning damage.

89

A rusted iron shield appears in your hand. It has the insignia of the medicine god inscribed on the inside of it.

90

A potion appears in your hand with a dark purple color. It smells like rotten meat.

91

You pull out a babies pacifier. You suddenly feel very sleepy. (WIS save - DC 15. On success no effect, on fail the PC fails asleep for 1d10 days)

92

A potion appears in your hand. It's red in colour but looks thin. It smells strongly of black pepper.

93

A d20 falls upon the ground, rolling a 20. (You have advantage on all saving saving throws for 1d4 hours.)

94

A d20 falls upon the ground, rolling a 1. (You have disadvantage on all saving throws for 1d4 hours.)

95

A fresh flying fish appears in your hand.

96

A potion appears in your hand. It's a glowing amethyst colour with emerald bubbles. It smells like strong alcohol and honey.

97

A set of lockpickers tools appear in your hand.

98

5,000 Platinum gush out of the bag and create a torrent of hard metal upon you. (No dex save. Everyone within 40ft. take 5d6 magical bludgeoning damage.)

99

A potion appears in your hand. It has a pulsating mixture of crimson with grey swirls. It smells like ash.

100

DM Secret!