| d22 | Result |
|---|---|
1 |
Maintenance: Wrench (hand, 1 wt), flashlight |
2 |
Grabfood Courier: 1d4 packets of (Roll 1d3 century egg congee, fried chicken, indo-mee) |
3 |
IT: Multitool (counts as 1 use of adventuring gear), T-shirt with slogan |
4 |
Finance: Small purse with petty cash (1 wt) |
5 |
Janitor: Broom (reach, fragile, 1 wt), bucket |
6 |
Middle Management: Desktop paperweight (Hand, 1 wt), Motivational poster |
7 |
Intern: Boxed lunch (counts as 1 ration) |
8 |
Temp: Nothing. Also: do not roll on the name table. Can only be referred to as “Hey you” or “The temp” until you survive the adventure, at which point you may roll for a name |
9 |
Legal: Fancy paperweight (hand, 1 wt), rumpled suit |
10 |
Safety/Hygiene: Bottle of hand-sanitiser (1 wt) |
11 |
Sales: Box of tiny promotional toys from ill-conceived PR blitz (2 wt, expendable) |
12 |
Motivational coach: Laminated 5-step plan for Actualising Goals |
13 |
Receptionist: 1d4 ring binders |
14 |
Personal Assistant: 1d4 cups of hot coffee |
15 |
Clerk: Stapler (hand, 0 wt) |
16 |
Accounts: Laser pointer (far), calculator |
17 |
Security: Pepper spray (reach, blinding, expendable); 1d2 donuts (each counts as 1 ration) |
18 |
Caterer: Birthday cake (1 wt, bulky, fragile, counts as 3 rations), knife (hand, messy, 0 wt) |
19 |
Mail Room: Boxcutter (hand, 0 wt), mysterious package for one of the other characters (Whose is it? What sound does it make when you shake it? Roll 1d3: 1 - rattles, 2 - ticks, 3 - meows) |
20 |
Disgruntled ex-employee: High-powered firearm (near, +2 damage, 2 ammo), list of grievances |
21 |
Healthy lifestyle advocate: Yoga mat (1 wt), Gym spandex |
22 |
Customer service: Pair of headphones, stress ball (1 wt) |