Occupation + Gear (d22)

d22 Result

1

Maintenance: Wrench (hand, 1 wt), flashlight

2

Grabfood Courier: 1d4 packets of (Roll 1d3 century egg congee, fried chicken, indo-mee)

3

IT: Multitool (counts as 1 use of adventuring gear), T-shirt with slogan

4

Finance: Small purse with petty cash (1 wt)

5

Janitor: Broom (reach, fragile, 1 wt), bucket

6

Middle Management: Desktop paperweight (Hand, 1 wt), Motivational poster

7

Intern: Boxed lunch (counts as 1 ration)

8

Temp: Nothing. Also: do not roll on the name table. Can only be referred to as “Hey you” or “The temp” until you survive the adventure, at which point you may roll for a name

9

Legal: Fancy paperweight (hand, 1 wt), rumpled suit

10

Safety/Hygiene: Bottle of hand-sanitiser (1 wt)

11

Sales: Box of tiny promotional toys from ill-conceived PR blitz (2 wt, expendable)

12

Motivational coach: Laminated 5-step plan for Actualising Goals

13

Receptionist: 1d4 ring binders

14

Personal Assistant: 1d4 cups of hot coffee

15

Clerk: Stapler (hand, 0 wt)

16

Accounts: Laser pointer (far), calculator

17

Security: Pepper spray (reach, blinding, expendable); 1d2 donuts (each counts as 1 ration)

18

Caterer: Birthday cake (1 wt, bulky, fragile, counts as 3 rations), knife (hand, messy, 0 wt)

19

Mail Room: Boxcutter (hand, 0 wt), mysterious package for one of the other characters (Whose is it? What sound does it make when you shake it? Roll 1d3: 1 - rattles, 2 - ticks, 3 - meows)

20

Disgruntled ex-employee: High-powered firearm (near, +2 damage, 2 ammo), list of grievances

21

Healthy lifestyle advocate: Yoga mat (1 wt), Gym spandex

22

Customer service: Pair of headphones, stress ball (1 wt)