1

save all your secretions in small bottles and give them as gifts to people you like

2

never bathe

3

punctuate your sentences by spitting

4

have tremendous flatulence, yet you seem never to notice when you break wind

5

eat only candy

6

collect the genitals from creatures you kill and wear them as jewelry

7

lick things to claim them as your own

8

dress in fancy clothes

9

refuse to wear shoes

10

keep cockroaches as pets

11

always inspect your bowel movements, spreading the mess around with your fingers

12

keep a bit of iron on your person at all times

13

speak in a singsong voice

14

eat a bit of flesh from any living thing you kill

15

cry a lot

16

tell filthy jokes at inappropriate times

17

wear a child’s costume and refuse to take it off

18

keep a large collection of spoons

19

like to hide

20

have a unique odd habit of your own creation