1

A soda can

A strange metal blue capsule with liquid inside of it.

2

A Taser

An odd black box with small metal prongs that creates an arc of lightning between the prongs.

3

Light bulb

A small ball of glass with a magic light that can be switched on an off with a single clap. Projects light with 10 ft.

4

Walkie Talkie

A small box made of what appears to be metal. A button on the side can be pressed to turn it into a light with the shape of a cone, reaching 5 ft. You may use this item to communicate telepathically with others with another of this item.

5

Lighter

A small metal box with a button that lights a small flame.

6

Keyboard

Roughly 35 buttons of the common language and symbols ( . , ? !) on a flat slab. Pressing them projects them in the air above the slab.

7

A Bottle of Pills

A lightweight white bottle made of an unidentifiable material. It rattles loudly when shaken. Removing the top requires a DC18 dexterity check. Children do not need to make a check to open it. It's filled with small round tablets that restore 1d2 health and grant advantage on concentration checks against damage.

8

Wii Controller

strange white misshapen set of nunchucks with 'Wii' slept in common towards one of the ends

9

Bicycle

a metal horse that can be propelled by the user who rides upon it, doubling their speed.

10

A phone stuck on google translate

a square metal and glass tablet that when spoken into translates any language to common

11

Pepper spray

Can be used (1d12) times. A cylindrical metal can with an odd cone on the top that can spray if pressure if applied to it. Cause 1d4 turns of daze. Temporarily blinds as well if applied to face directly.

12

School textbook (1d6)

a book of information that gives the player a bonus in certain skills. (1.biology +2 healing, 2.history +2 to all knowledge checks, 1% chance of noticing an event as they go through it 3.Language +1 known language 4.Math +2 crafting checks 5.Art +2 Performance checks 6.Botany +2 Potion/poisons checks, spot in nature )

13

Alien Queen Funko Pop

small model of a possibly Abyssal monstrosity that seems to have another smaller fiend trying to escape from its mouth. Will handle with caution since it is not known whether the soul of the entity is in the vessel.

14

Vending Machine

A small wardrobe with only one little drawer at the bottom. Cp can be inserted through a little slot on one side. The copper is then transmuted in edible and exotic food. It is possible to choose the result with some mechanical push button on it.

15

Gun

A mechanical “L” shaped piece of metal with a very little lever. If pointed at someone/something it emits a loud sound and there is a high probability that the target could die or be broken instantly. Unfortunately it has limited uses. (DC20 let you discover that the magazine can be expelled and that it ran on exotic ammunition and not on magical charges).

16

Emergency Heat Pack

A small translucent pocket of liquid with a tiny, slightly bent, metallic plate in it. Clicking the plate spreads a force that solidifies the liquid and begins emitting magical heat for the duration of 1d4 hours. Attempting to reheat the item, by means that don't burn it, you find it liquefying again storing the heat in the same manner and essentially restoring the item to is previous state.

17

Toothbrush

a thin, slightly pliant rod about eight inches long and unnaturally colored. On one end is a small patch of rough bristles, like a miniature broom, but the bristles are off-set to one side, which makes it kind of useless.

18

Frisbee

a brightly colored disc, too flat to be a bowl but too rounded to be a plate. When thrown, travels an impressive distance, but is too light to cause any damage.

19

A car

A large metal box with glass windows and swinging mechanical doors. Inside seem to be various pieces of furniture attached to the bottom of the box, all facing the same window. In front of one of the various chairs seems to sit a wheel, not unlike a ships helm.

20

A condom

a small crude rubber dagger sheath that can be compressed into a circle when unoccupied

21

Red aerosol spray can

A hollow sounding tin cylinder with bright red tip. Written in an unintelligible language it shoots red ink out of a tiny hole at the tip (perception check DC 19 or risk getting sprayed red in the face). It will explode if placed near fire (2d4).

22

Magic 8 Ball

A black sphere. On one side is an infinity sign inscribed in a white circle. On the other is a window. If you shake the sphere, the window acts like a crystal ball. It answers yes/no questions by making them appear in Common on the window.

23

Rubik's Cube

A small faceted cube made of a strange black material and covered in even smaller colored panels. The cube can be twisted and made so that each side is a single color (with an intelligence check of dc 25) however this does not cause the cube to do anything interesting and generaly leaves the solver underwhelmed.

24

Pointless Machine

A box with a single switch on it. flipping the switch opens a door in the box from which a small lance protudes and turns the switch off.

25

Laptop

A metallic book that, once opened, glows with the intensity of a light spell and displays moving words and images. The book can be written in purely by touching letters that appear on one end of the book.

26

Twinkie

A small pastry with an unidentifiable white filling. Heals 1 HP if eaten. Found in perfect condition in dusty crates that have been left forgotten for years.

27

Bobble Head

A small statuette of a humanoid in an unknown matter. The head jiggles even when no one is touching it. Mpeter#8318 Via Discord

28

Toilet Paper

A cylinder of tissues, almost like paper. It is really hard to write on it, but it is really soft. You can detach small rectangle of it. Mpeter#8318 Via Discord

29

Toilet Plunger

It appears to be a strange reddish-pink piece of flesh that has been impaled with a very blunt wooden spear. The flesh appears to be mummieifed and has not yet rotted.

30

One Rollerblade

A single shoe with 4 small wheels attached at the bottom. The shoe itself is made of an impossibly hardened leather (plastic). Wearing the shoe is very impractical and clumsy due to the small size of the wheels.

31

Iceskate

A single shoe with a sharp blade running the length of it at the bottom. The impractical design prevented it from becoming a popular weapon of assassins, though you're sure someone somewhere has figured out how to use it...

32

Microwave

A small square box with a door on the front. If charged with an electricity spell will heat up anything inside.

33

Pen

a small metal tube with a button on one end and a cone with a hole in it on the other. If the button is pressed, a dagger like point is projected from the cone. The point can be used to scribe without the use of an inkwell, however you must roll a d4. If you roll a 1, the ink runs dry until you make a circle at the top of the scroll with it.

34

Refrigerator

a large, white box with a handle on the far left side which swings open a front hatch. Roll a d4. If you rolled a 1 there is rancid black slime on at least one of the shelves and the smell emitted makes everyone withing 1- feet of the box nauseous for 1d12 minutes.

35

Toilet

A medium white throne with a rounded seat. It has two hidden compartments useful for storage, one in the seatback beneath a heavy porcelain lid and on underneath the seat itself, for hiding very secret items.

36

Case of beer

A fragile, colorful box contains 30 small metallic tubes which slosh when agitated. A dc10 INT check reveals the tubes are easily opened and filled with everyone's favorite beverage.

37

Sponge

A small yellow prism with abraisive attributes. When exposed to water it can hold up to 4 times its weight in moisture.

38

t-shirt

A plain garment, while clearly easy to doff and don, it provides little to no coverage or warmth. Across the front is written in common a gibberish phrase (this being the name of a band, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead ect.)

39

Pillow

A dirty, stiff and somewhat crusty rectangle of fabric that is fat in the middle and comes to a point on all sides. Further investigation reveals a thin removable covering surrounding a plush interior.

40

Mechanical Pencil

A small stick made of an unknown material, has a softer end, which when pressed, causes a small quill of graphite to emerge from the other end.

41

Credit Card

Small thin piece of an unknown material, fragile, with a name and meaningless numbers on it.

42

Tactical Nuke

This large iron cylinder is highly resistant to all damage, but if struck by electricity, it destroys itself and everything around it in a massive area. Believed to be a creation of the gods.

43

Battery

A small metal block/cylinder that can be used to recharge other items. Alternatively, put into a fire for a minor explosion with acid splash, or used as ammo for a sling with nice effect.

44

Tamagotchi

A small sphere shaped object; in the center there is a glass window. Through the window you see what appears to be an egg, ready to hatch soon. Below the window are three buttons. Above, are the words "Ta-Ma-Go-Tc-Hi"

45

Magic 8 Ball

A black spherical object with a white circle enclosed with the letter 8 on one side; on the other side is a circle shaped window with mysterious a blue triangle on it. The triangle has the words "There can honestly be an entire d100 for this one..."