Tavern Specialty Drinks

Tavern Specialty Drinks (d20)

Credit to u/dingiest_

A random result will be collated from each column

d20	The drink is a	And is brewed by	It tastes	It is stored in	It is served in	It is delivered by	It is served with
1	dark ale	a group of clerics from a far off land	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
2	light ale	a local wizard	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
3	hoppy, pale ale	a group of local wizards	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
4	apple cider	a travelling group of performers, who make the drink as a side business	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
5	pear cider	a family who have been making the drink for generations	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
6	cider made from berries	a lone brewmaster who recently died, taking the recipe to their grave. The price has skyrocketed, and the supply of the drink is now finite.	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
7	red wine	the next town over, who's entire economy revolves around the drink	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
8	white wine	the town	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
9	rosé wine	the tavern/inn owner	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
10	single malt whiskey	kobolds, in the service of a very business minded red dragon	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
11	blended whiskey	the tavern/inn owner's son/daughter	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
12	gin	a community on a remote island	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
13	white rum	its a closely guarded secret	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
14	dark rum	a huge organization of breweries, with sites across the kingdom	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
15	spiced rum	a travelling merchant who class the drink has magical healing powers	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
16	a totally clear spirit	a reclusive group of Kenkus	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
17	a thick black liqueur brewed with herbs from the local area	the king/queen	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
18	a milky liqueur that resembles heavy cream	a band of goblins trying to forge economic relations with humans	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
19	a cocktail made by stirring several different drinks with ice	a team of iron golems left behind by a long dead leader. They produce the drink tirelessly day and night, leading to an ample supply	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"
20	a cocktail made by combining two different drinks with local fruit juice	a travelling group of druids "it's organic". The groups meandering travels means the supply is unreliable	Roll on "Taste"	Roll on "Stored"	Roll on "Served in"	Roll on "Delivered"	Roll on "Served with"

Subcharts

Taste (d8)

d8	It tastes
1	bitter
2	sweet
3	sour
4	meaty
5	spicy
6	floral
7	salty
8	minty

Stored (d10)

d10	It is stored in
1	A series of barrels along the back of the bar
2	A complex series of copper tubes that wind their way throughout the bar
3	A crooked, creaking tower of shelves
4	Enormous blocks of ice, shipped in from the Arctic regions of the world
5	A deep stone trough that runs along the back of the bar
6	A wide, shallow bowl carved into the floor of the tavern
7	The skull of a dragon turtle, kept out front of the tavern
8	A huge, pulsating ball of liquid, magically suspended in the center of the tavern
9	Dirty buckets, resting precariously on every available surface
10	A deep, dark cellar, accessed by a rickety, narrow staircase behind the bar

Served in (d10)

d10	Result
1	Simple wooden cups
2	Ornate silver goblets
3	Finely engraved steel shot glasses
4	Hollowed out skulls of the bars former regulars; it is considered a high honor after your death
5	Drinking horns that hang along the front of the bar
6	Whatever the customer has on hand
7	A boot. Customers must wait their turn to drink from the boot.
8	Carved wooden bowls
9	It is only served in full bottles
10	A classic wooden flagon

Delivered (d10)

d10	Result
1	Tiny boats that float an underground river below the tavern
2	A couriers guild that transports goods on their fleet of hippogriffs
3	An eccentric trader with a huge wagon pulled by tame owlbears
4	The deliveries wash up mysteriously on a nearby beach
5	Almost constant deliveries by teams of dwarves
6	A portal hidden in the back of the tavern. The building shakes, followed by a loud BOOM with each delivery
7	Once every few months, the owner closes the tavern for two weeks and goes on an arduous pilgrimage for more supplies
8	It comes in hidden amongst other items to avoid taxes
9	A team of gnomes has decided a complex system of ropes and pulleys to transport it across vast distances
10	A third party wizard teleports it from the Brewers to the tavern for an exorbitant fee

Served with (d6)

d6	Result
1	A questionable meat jerky
2	Small bowls of nuts
3	Chunks of a strange, local fruit
4	A single pork sausage. Burnt black
5	An arrow
6	1 copper piece, a strange local tradition