1

Kidding yourself doesn't require that you have a sense of humor. But a sense of humor comes handy for almost everything else.

p. 12

2

Find an equivalent of killing a giant space slug in your head and celebrate that.

p.39

3

I don't want to make anyone look stupid. That's a privilege I reserve for myself.

p. 51

4

If you have a penis and a job, being handsome is a fantastic bonus but hardly a necessity.

p.76

5

A tiny part of me felt like I'd won the man lottery and here I was both counting and spending the money.

p. 87

6

I knew right away that he was a find, he knew that you had to be cruel to be kind.

p.111

7

Silence speaks louder than words - it screams, "boring".

p. 112

8

My ideal mate. Someone to endure, never to enjoy.

p.113

9

I need a vacation from myself.

p. 116

10

I could've given you so much but you wanted so little.

p.132

11

Do not let what you think they think of you make you stop and question everything you are.

p. 137

12

I wish I could go away somewhere but the only problem with that is that I'd have to go, too.

p.178

13

Until then, all they have to do is pretend it's not really happening.

p. 216

14

A woman without a man is a like a fish without a bicycle.

p.231

15

God never gives us more than we can handle, so if He gives you a lot, take it as a compliment - you catch the overall gist of my drift.

p. 245