Ordinary Fish (d20)

d20 Result

1

an anchovy! Perfect for space pizzas.

2

a swordfish! Thrust! Parry!

3

a salmon! Thankfully, there are no space-bears here.

4

a lionfish! It's definitely an invasive species.

5

a squid! Kraken open a cold one with the boys?

6

a crab! Evolution has reached its peak.

7

a shrimp! Smaller than you remember.

8

a sunfish! The saltine cracker of the fish world.

9

an eel! When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a-moray.

10

a deep sea fish! Put it back.

11

a tuna! Perfect for bribing pahtra.

12

a catfish! Common in some on-line circles.

13

a bass! Please don't drop it.

14

a trout! But the rainbow trout only appears during June.

15

a koi fish! Don't play koi with me!

16

a ray! A drop of golden sun.

17

a tiger fish! Watch your fingers.

18

a shark! Caught a shark do-doo-do-do-do-doo.

19

a mullet! More popular in the 80's.

20

a tetra! If cyberpunk was a fish.