Fishing Tourney - Chartopia

Fishing Tourney (d100)

d100	Result
1-10	You caught Roll on "Not a Fish"
11-89	You caught Roll on "Ordinary Fish" It Roll on "Qualities"
90-100	You caught Roll on "Ordinary Fish" It Roll on "Qualities" You also caught Roll on "Ordinary Fish" It Roll on "Qualities"

d6	Result
1	a whale shark! Holy shit.
2	a snapping turtle! That's not a fish, silly.
3	a left boot! Whoever lost this is probably all right.
4	an unopened can of soda! Dare you drink?
5	a frog! It's not a god, though.
6	a rock! How did you do that?

d20	Result
1	an anchovy! Perfect for space pizzas.
2	a swordfish! Thrust! Parry!
3	a salmon! Thankfully, there are no space-bears here.
4	a lionfish! It's definitely an invasive species.
5	a squid! Kraken open a cold one with the boys?
6	a crab! Evolution has reached its peak.
7	a shrimp! Smaller than you remember.
8	a sunfish! The saltine cracker of the fish world.
9	an eel! When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a-moray.
10	a deep sea fish! Put it back.
11	a tuna! Perfect for bribing pahtra.
12	a catfish! Common in some on-line circles.
13	a bass! Please don't drop it.
14	a trout! But the rainbow trout only appears during June.
15	a koi fish! Don't play koi with me!
16	a ray! A drop of golden sun.
17	a tiger fish! Watch your fingers.
18	a shark! Caught a shark do-doo-do-do-do-doo.
19	a mullet! More popular in the 80's.
20	a tetra! If cyberpunk was a fish.

d100	Result
1-50	seems ordinary.
51-60	looks unusually large.
61-70	looks unusually small.
71-80	has unusual colors.
81-90	looks blindingly reflective.
91	has two heads!
92	has legs!
93	breathes with lungs!
94	sings!
95	tells questionable prophecies!
96	can talk!
97	wants to bite fingers!
98	is surrounded by a menacing aura!
99	won't stop screaming!
100	tells only lies!