The Chaos Bauble - Chartopia

The Chaos Bauble (d100)

A fun cursed item which blatantly wants to kill you

From the original author u/WeaponizedOrigami:

This is a homebrew item that I've had tremendous fun with. The chaos bauble is a beautiful piece of blown glass on a fine silk cord, which can be worn like a bracelet, tied to a belt, or wrapped around the handle of a sword. When rubbed or polished it triggers a random occurrence determined by a d100 roll. There is no daily limit. If a spell is indicated the user may make a save to control the direction of the spell, and if the save is failed the spell may hit allies or structural elements (e.g. the player might accidentally blow a hole in the ceiling or fell a nearby tree.) The spell can be found on the indicated page of the fifth edition player's handbook. If a monster is indicated the monster will appear, but will not necessarily attack. The player may attempt to trap, charm, or reason with the monster, or attempt to incite it to attack a foe. The monster can be found on the page indicated, either in the 5th or 4th edition monster manual (4th edition monsters are listed as mm4.)

The chaos bauble does not like the player and can always be assumed to be acting with malice. But it's just so much fun!

Citation

by u/WeaponizedOrigami https://www.reddit.com/r/d100/comments/7n6fwh/the_chaos_bauble_a_fun_cursed_item_which/

d100	Result
1	Ettin (mm4p108)
2	One of your weapons has turned to rubber
3	You are struck upside the head by a lemon, which is wrapped around a large gold brick
4	You are fully healed
5	Point to an item. That item is now a duck.
6	Colorspray (ph 222)
7	Night falls
8	Clocks in the vicinity begin to tick backwards
9	Pick one weapon or shield. It can now speak. It is also a terrible coward.
10	Foulspawn (mm4p112)
11	Swap alignments with the player to your left.
12	Swap alignments with the player to your right.
13	Conjure Celestial (ph 225)
14	Any structure above or around you collapses
15	Your fingernails are replaced by talons
16	You’ve contracted lycanthropy
17	A snowstorm kicks up
18	Everyone is drunk
19	Everyone is high
20	You feel a rustling in your pack. When you open it, butterflies stream out.
21	Destructive Wave (ph 231)
22	Your God smiles upon you. Ask for a favor.
23	You are inexplicably drenched in blood.
24	Fabricate (ph 239)
25	You are convinced you’ve just become clairvoyant. You haven’t.
26	Your clothing turns to sand.
27	Your scent is now highly offensive to foxes. Any fox you encounter will attack immediately.
28	Enthrall (ph 238)
29	Poppies begin to sprout. Cue Wizard of Oz.
30	Fish fall from the sky.
31	Flesh to stone (ph 243)
32	You are suddenly weighed down with jewelry
33	Your pants have caught fire
34	The party is transformed into ravens
35	Glyph of warding (ph 245)
36	Everyone and everything is drenched in oil
37	Slugs fall from the sky
38	Hail begins to fall
39	Glibness (ph245)
40	You are overtaken with intense paranoia
41	You suddenly feel brash and overconfident
42	You and everything around you is coated in pollen
43	Hunger of Hadar (ph 251)
44	You transform into a swan for 1d4 turns
45	Vines sprout quickly and bind your ankles
46	Anything in your hands becomes a bowl of petunias
47	You’re suddenly very good at wood carving
48	Heroes’ Feast (ph 250)
49	A strange mark appears on your cheek
50	You are suddenly wearing a low-cut, backless dress
51	Your sexuality is reversed for Roll 1d4 days
52	Mordenkainens Magnificent Mansion (ph 261)
53	Your shoes are on the wrong feet
54	Any food items on your person combust
55	Honey pours out of your shoes.
56	You have the overwhelming urge to sing
57	You are pelted with smooth stones for Roll 4d4 damage
58	Gargoyle (mm4p115)
59	Your mouth inexplicably tastes of fish
60	You cough up a live goldfish
61	You sneeze and a butterfly flies out of your nose
62	Gorgon (mm4p143)
63	+500 gold
64	+1 intelligence
65	Ray of Enfeeblement (ph 271)
66	You lose feeling in your right leg for Roll 1d4 turns
67	You lose all pigmentation in your body
68	Storm of Vengeance (ph 279)
69	Open the player’s handbook. Find your race. You are now the race immediately following.
70	A dictionary falls on your head for 2d10 damage
71	You are struck mute for Roll 1d4 turns
72	A cat appears in your arms. The cat is hostile.
73	True Polymorph (ph 283)
74	For the next Roll 1d4 days, everyone you meet assumes you are a whore.
75	You have vivid hallucinations and believe you have seen your own death and that you were killed by a teacup
76	You have vivid hallucinations and believe that you are a teacup
77	You have vivid hallucinations and believe that everyone around you are teacups
78	Vicious Mockery (ph 285)
79	A flower crown appears on your head.
80	You are suddenly wearing stilletos
81	Something explodes
82	You are covered in daisies
83	Rose petals float to the ground around you
84	You and anyone within ten feet of you fall to the ground asleep
85	You are run through with a sword
86	Wish (ph 289)
87	Choose one person hostile to you. They believe they are a boulder for the next Roll 1d4 turns
88	Choose one ally. They believe they are a tree for the next Roll 1d4 turns
89	Cast a spell of your choosing
90	A cake falls from the sky
91	A cloud of bats swoop past
92	You are deafened for Roll 1d4 turns
93	Everyone present now has a rock in their shoe. Take one point of damage per turn until shoe has been taken off and shaken.
94	Helmed Horror (mm4p155)
95	The party is transformed into puppies
96	The party is transformed into ravens
97	One of you dies. Decide amongst yourselves.
98	Wings made of chains sprout from your shoulders. They are too heavy to fly.
99	You have a tail.
100	You are blinded for Roll 1d4 turns

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