Uni Security Life (d100)

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1

You’re called to break up a party that’s gotten out of hand.

2

You find someone wandering the campus after hours.

3

You’re asked to escort a student to their dorm—but they seem afraid of something.

4

You catch someone trying to sneak into a restricted building.

5

You respond to a noise complaint and discover something unexpected.

6

You’re asked to investigate a string of petty thefts in the dorms.

7

You find a suspicious package and have to decide how to handle it.

8

You catch someone vandalizing university property.

9

You’re called to a lab where something’s gone wrong—but no one will talk.

10

You’re asked to look the other way by someone in authority.

11

You find out a student you’ve helped before is in trouble again.

12

You’re offered a bribe to ignore a minor infraction.

13

You’re asked to enforce a rule you personally disagree with.

14

You discover a colleague has been abusing their position.

15

You’re asked to testify in a disciplinary hearing.

16

You’re pressured to keep quiet about a safety issue.

17

You’re asked to remove someone from campus who clearly needs help.

18

You find out someone’s been impersonating a security officer.

19

You’re asked to investigate a faculty member discreetly.

20

You stop for coffee and end up chatting with a student who’s clearly upset.

21

You help someone find their lost keys and they open up to you.

22

You’re asked for directions and realize the person is completely new to campus.

23

You get invited to a student event.

24

You run into someone you went to school with.

25

You get stuck in an elevator with a professor who won’t stop talking.

26

You help someone carry a heavy box and they insist on buying you lunch.

27

You’re asked to give a talk on campus safety.

28

You find a stray animal and aren’t sure what to do with it.

29

You get a call from a family member while on duty—and it’s not good news.

30

You run into your ex, who now works on campus.

31

You’re asked to check on a student who reminds you of someone you lost.

32

You find out a loved one has been keeping secrets about their job.

33

You’re asked to help a friend who’s been accused of something serious.

34

You discover your sibling is dating a student you’ve had trouble with.

35

You’re asked to mediate a fight between two coworkers.

36

You’re told a student is spreading rumors about you.

37

You’re asked to help someone who once betrayed you.

38

You realize someone you care about is involved in a campus scandal.

39

You notice someone hanging around campus who doesn’t belong.

40

You find a journal with disturbing entries left in a public space.

41

You’re asked to investigate a series of anonymous threats.

42

You’re asked to track down a missing student.

43

You find a trail of strange symbols across campus.

44

You’re told someone’s been watching students.

45

You’re asked to escort someone off campus—but they claim they’re faculty.

46

You find a locked box in a dorm room and no one knows who owns it.

47

You’re asked to investigate a report of someone living in the library basement.

48

You’re asked to mentor a student interested in law enforcement.

49

You’re asked to help mediate a dispute between student clubs.

50

You’re asked to help a student who’s been doxxed online.

51

You’re asked to check on a student who’s been isolating themselves.

52

You’re asked to help a student who believes they’re being followed.

53

You’re tracking a pattern of break-ins that seem oddly ritualistic.

54

You’re investigating a series of anonymous complaints that may be fabricated.

55

You’re asked to look into a decades-old unsolved incident on campus.

56

You’re investigating a faculty member who may be falsifying credentials.

57

You’re asked to quietly monitor a student suspected of dealing drugs.

58

You’re investigating a series of fire alarms that seem deliberately triggered.

59

You’re asked to look into a missing archive of sensitive documents.

60

You’re investigating a student who may be impersonating others online.

61

You’re asked to track down the source of a viral rumor that’s hurting reputations.

62

You’re asked to remove a raccoon from the student union.

63

You’re asked to investigate a “ghost” sighting in the library.

64

You’re asked to help a student who lost their pet in the dorms.

65

You’re asked to break up a flash mob—but they’re dancing to your favorite song.

66

You’re asked to speak at a career day and reflect on your journey.

67

You run into someone who knew you before you joined campus security.

68

You’re asked to help a student who’s trying to leave a toxic relationship.

69

You launch a personal investigation into a recurring pattern of vandalism.

70

You decide to re-open a cold case involving a missing student from years ago.

71

You start tracking suspicious activity around the science building.

72

You set up a sting operation to catch a bike thief.

73

You initiate a background check on a new staff member who seems off.

74

You start a self-defense workshop for the community.

75

You organize a seminar on digital safety and online harassment.

76

You volunteer to teach a class on conflict de-escalation.

77

You write an op-ed for the student newspaper about trust and transparency.

78

You create a simulation drill for active threat scenarios.

79

You start visiting dorms weekly to build rapport with students.

80

You start a monthly coffee chat with faculty to improve collaboration.

81

You create a feedback system for students to anonymously report issues.

82

You organize a campus-wide “walk and talk” safety tour.

83

You begin therapy to process past trauma related to your work.

84

You take night classes to finish a degree you abandoned years ago.

85

You begin reconnecting with a former colleague who left under mysterious circumstances.

86

You start investigating your own disciplinary record after noticing redactions.

87

You begin documenting student stories for a future documentary.

88

You start a campus ghost tour based on old security reports.

89

You begin cataloging urban legends tied to the university.

90

You start a secret blog under a pseudonym chronicling your daily encounters.

91

You begin investigating a decades-old secret society rumored to still exist.

92

You’re called to a lab explosion—no one knows who was working there.

93

You’re called to a violent altercation between two students.

94

You’re asked to investigate a series of anonymous threats against faculty.

95

You find a list of names—some crossed out—and yours is next.

96

You discover someone has been following you for weeks.

97

You begin having nightmares about past incidents you couldn’t prevent.

98

You discover a student’s ID was used after they left campus—and you track the imposter.

99

Your estranged relative shows up as a visiting lecturer with a hidden agenda.

100

You’re given a second chance to make things right—but it comes at a cost.