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1d150	Theme	Archetype	Result
1	Core Office Archetypes	Upward Failure	Fails impressively enough to keep getting promoted.
2-4	Core Office Archetypes	Burnout	Exists in a fog of overcommitment and invisible tears.
5-8	Core Office Archetypes	Professional Backstabber	Always smiles when they forward your emails to management.
9	Core Office Archetypes	Perpetual Reorganizee	Has had five titles this year and no idea what any of them mean.
10-11	Core Office Archetypes	Middle Manager Emeritus	Was promoted into irrelevance and now haunts weekly check-ins.
12	Corporate Weirdos & Chaos Agents	Deadline Necromancer	Brings dead projects back just to make others suffer.
13	Corporate Weirdos & Chaos Agents	Meeting Summoner	Can conjure a calendar invite from thin air—no survivors.
14	Corporate Weirdos & Chaos Agents	Quietly Unionizing	Smiles politely during check-ins; owns three burner phones.
15	Corporate Weirdos & Chaos Agents	Spare Keymaster	Has access to storage closets no one remembers assigning.
16	Corporate Weirdos & Chaos Agents	Mild-Mannered Threat Analyst	Once whispered someone into quitting.
17	Corporate Weirdos & Chaos Agents	Definitely Not Sleeping	Has mastered the upright nap beneath fluorescent light.
18	Corporate Weirdos & Chaos Agents	Slide Deck Trickster	Changes one bullet point per hour to see if anyone notices.
19	Corporate Weirdos & Chaos Agents	Policy Interpreter	Translates HR language into riddles and vice versa.
20	C-Suite & Managerial Entities	Vision Caster	Speaks only in metaphors and Q4 buzzwords.
21	C-Suite & Managerial Entities	Decision Cloud	Says “let’s circle back” until you quit or die.
22-23	C-Suite & Managerial Entities	Executive Ghost	Technically employed. Never seen. Gets bonuses.
24-25	C-Suite & Managerial Entities	Pre-Crisis Optimist	Denies the building is on fire until the Zoom call ends.
26	IT & Tech Gremlins	Access Denied Guru	Always says “You shouldn’t have permissions for that.”
27-28	IT & Tech Gremlins	Legacy System Whisperer	Only person who can reboot the ancient payroll daemon.
29	IT & Tech Gremlins	Print Queue Alchemist	Makes your document appear… eventually.
30	IT & Tech Gremlins	Dark Mode Evangelist	Speaks only in keyboard shortcuts and hushed tones.
31	IT & Tech Gremlins	Bug Cultist	Claims the glitch is a feature if you stare hard enough.
32	Administrative & Support Lifeforms	Desk Nomad	Occupies a different workstation every day; HR cannot track them.
33	Administrative & Support Lifeforms	No-Reply All Star	Emails entire departments and disables responses.
34	Administrative & Support Lifeforms	Calendar Gatekeeper	You will not speak to the VP. Not this week. Not ever.
35	Administrative & Support Lifeforms	Reception Oracle	Knows who’s getting laid off three weeks before it’s official.
36	Administrative & Support Lifeforms	Breakroom Sheriff	Tracks fridge violations with laminated printouts.
37	Administrative & Support Lifeforms	Chair Adjuster	Will fix yours unprompted. You will regret it.
38-39	Breakroom Cryptids & Social Wildcards	LinkedIn Influencer	Reposts leadership quotes like it’s a religion.
40	Breakroom Cryptids & Social Wildcards	Open Office Whisperer	Speaks at half-volume but you still know everything about their divorce.
41	Breakroom Cryptids & Social Wildcards	Tupperware Evangelist	Will corner you to discuss airtight containers.
42	Breakroom Cryptids & Social Wildcards	Microwave Philosopher	Only speaks while waiting for food to spin.
43	Breakroom Cryptids & Social Wildcards	Snack Cart Shadow	Never seen pushing it. Always seen taking from it.
44	Obsolete But Still There	Fax Wizard	The machine only works when they touch it. No one knows why.
45	Obsolete But Still There	Office Archivist	Has a file on everyone and a drawer full of floppy disks.
46-47	Obsolete But Still There	Bulletin Board Prophet	Leaves cryptic Post-its. Predicts budget cuts.
48	Obsolete But Still There	Windows XP Whisperer	Refuses to upgrade and somehow still gets results.
49-52	Obsolete But Still There	Desk Phone Devotee	Only takes calls on the landline. It's always ringing.
53-54	Intern Types	The Vanishing Intern	Appeared on Monday. No one has seen them since.
55-56	Intern Types	The Academic Intern	Collecting “real-world experience” for a degree they already regret.
57-58	Intern Types	The Overconfident Intern	Explains the company’s business model to the CEO.
59-60	Intern Types	The Wide-Eyed Intern	Thinks every meeting is magic and every calendar invite is sacred.
61-65	Intern Types	The Chronic Oversharer	Tells you their entire life story by the second coffee.
66	Intern Types	The Spreadsheet Intern	Has eight color-coded tabs and names like “FINALFINALv4.”
67	Intern Types	The Slide Intern	Their entire job is PowerPoint. They are now a PowerPoint.
68	Intern Types	The Clickbait Intern	Writes internal blog titles like “You’ll Never Believe What Finance Did.”
69-70	Intern Types	The Automation Intern	Created a script to do their job. It now does yours too.
71	Intern Types	The Intern Whisperer	An intern who leads other interns. A terrifying sign.
72	Intern Types	The Intern King	Rules the summer cohort with a velvet fist and a Slack channel.
73	Intern Types	The Final Intern	Has interned here for seven years. No one can fire them.
74-75	Intern Types	The Post-Intern	Was hired months ago but still acts like they’re unpaid and replaceable.
76	Intern to Executive Ladder	The Competent Intern	Actually useful. Management begins fearing their competence.
77-79	Intern to Executive Ladder	The Self-Aware Intern	Realizes they’re doing real work without real pay.
80	Intern to Executive Ladder	The Middle Manager	Knows they’re replaceable. Ensures others are too.
81-82	Intern to Executive Ladder	The Director (of Vibes)	Title implies power. Reality implies PowerPoints.
83	Intern to Executive Ladder	The C-Suite Entity	Transcended direct action. Thinks in mergers.
84	Intern to Executive Ladder	The Boardroom Demiurge	No longer mortal. Appears quarterly in cryptic form.
85	More Core Office Archetypes	The Efficiency Illusionist	Always looks busy. Does nothing measurable.
86	More Core Office Archetypes	The Feedback Collector	Gathers opinions but implements none.
87	More Core Office Archetypes	The Meeting Echo	Only speaks to agree with whoever just spoke.
88	More Core Office Archetypes	The “Culture Fit”	Survives entirely through likability and aggressive neutrality.
89	More Core Office Archetypes	The Title Inflator	Job title includes four nouns and zero responsibilities.
90-93	More Core Office Archetypes	The Impostor Expert	Expert in whatever today’s project needs. For now.
94-95	More Core Office Archetypes	The Overcommunicator	CCs everyone. Always. For everything.
96-97	More Core Office Archetypes	The “I’m Just Happy to Be Here”	Been here ten years. Still no desk.
98	More Core Office Archetypes	The Workflow Evangelist	Invents new systems. Immediately abandons them.
99-100	More Core Office Archetypes	The Mood Reader	Adjusts their vibe to match whoever walks in. Terrifyingly effective.
101	More Core Office Archetypes	The Loyal Cynic	Hates the company. Will defend it to the death.
102-103	More Core Office Archetypes	The Nice One	Universally liked. No one knows what they actually do.
104	More Core Office Archetypes	The Watercooler Anchor	Hasn’t moved in hours. Knows everything.
105	More Core Office Archetypes	The Policy Romantic	Believes HR is a benevolent force. Isn’t joking.
106	More Core Office Archetypes	The Deadline Shifter	Reschedules deliverables like it’s a sacred ritual.
107-108	More Core Office Archetypes	The Clipboard Commander	Carries authority and a clipboard. Nothing else.
109	More Core Office Archetypes	The Passive Scheduler	“Just throwing some time on the calendar.” Always does.
110	More Core Office Archetypes	The Freeze Frame	Their webcam is off. Their soul is too.
111	More Core Office Archetypes	The Redundant Reply Guy	Just wanted to say “Thanks.” In every thread. Always.
112	More Core Office Archetypes	The Office DJ	Controls the vibe with Bluetooth and no consent.
113	More Core Office Archetypes	The Micro-Delegate	Assigns sub-tasks within sub-tasks. You now manage your own manager.
114	More Core Office Archetypes	The Email Archaeologist	Digs up a month-old chain to prove you wrong.
115	More Core Office Archetypes	The Offsite Enthusiast	Thinks trust falls can heal burnout.
116	More Core Office Archetypes	The Motivational Poster Personified	Lives by “teamwork makes the dream work” and means it.
117-118	More Core Office Archetypes	The Snack Opportunist	Appears whenever free food is mentioned. Doesn’t even work here.
119-120	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Calendar Whisperer	Schedules meetings that actually make sense.
121	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The PowerPoint Healer	Fixes your slides without judgment.
122	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Snack Sharer	Always has granola bars and is weirdly generous with them.
123	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Mild Mentor	Offers career advice only when asked. It's always spot-on.
124	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Chill Check-In	Sends a “how’s your week?” message and genuinely means it.
125	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Office Ghostwriter	Helps others sound smarter in emails without taking credit.
126	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Silent Defender	Speaks up in meetings only when someone else is being steamrolled.
127	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Spreadsheet Paladin	Brings order to chaos and never brags about it.
128	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Comfortable Dresser	Somehow always cozy without violating the dress code.
129	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Good Vibes Technician	Knows how to fix the printer and tension in the room.
130	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Polite Extrovert	Friendly without being clingy. A rare and valuable resource.
131-133	Less Annoying / Wholesome Office Archetypes	The Birthday Rememberer	Knows everyone’s special day but doesn’t make it weird.
134-136	Team Glue Office Archetypes	The Email Translator	Rewrites confusing messages into something humans can understand.
137-139	Team Glue Office Archetypes	The Trusted Listener	Not a therapist. Acts like one anyway.
140	Team Glue Office Archetypes	The Post-Meeting Decompressor	Follows up with “What just happened?” chats that keep the team sane.
141	Team Glue Office Archetypes	The Soft Ping	Sends gentle reminders that somehow don't feel passive-aggressive.
142	Team Glue Office Archetypes	The Rookie Wrangler	Guides new hires through chaos like a seasoned NPC with good gear.
143-145	Team Glue Office Archetypes	The Team Historian	Remembers why that system was put in place and why it shouldn’t be messed with.
146-147	Team Glue Office Archetypes	The Conflict Defuser	Can redirect a passive-aggressive thread with a single well-placed emoji.
148-150	Team Glue Office Archetypes	The Hype Underdog	Notices when you do a good job and tells others. Quietly builds morale without slogans.

Office Archetype (Worker) (1d150)