Wild Magic - Dungeon of the Mad (Kinky) Mage (d100)

1

For the next minute, at the start of your turn, Roll again on this table - ignoring further rolls of this result.

2

Your arousal increases to its maximum value and you immediately begin making climax saving throws

3

You expend all sorcery points, taking 1d6 force damage for each point lost. You gain temporary hit points equal to the damage taken for the next hour.

4

Roll on this table twice, ignoring this result on those rolls.

5

You cast see invisibility on yourself.

6

A halo of letters appears around your head. For the next hour, you are aware if someone you can hear is lying.

7

The last creature you had sexual intercourse with immediately climaxes, and is aware of the source of their climax.

8

For the next minute, any flammable object you touch that isn’t being worn or carried by another creature bursts into flame. Giggling laughter can be heard from the fire.

9

You immediately grow a 12 inch cock if you do not already have one. If you already have a cock, ignore this result and roll again. This effect lasts until you climax.

10

For the next 1d6 hours, you can see the genitals and sexual characteristics of other creatures through their clothes.

11

For the next hour, anytime you climax, all other creatures within 30 ft must also make a climax saving throw, regardless of their current arousal.

12

You cast dragon’s breath. The damage type is random.

13

You cast fireball as a 3rd level spell centered on yourself.

14

You are petrified for 1d6 hours. While petrified in this way, your erogenous zones remain soft and fleshy, and you experience stimulation as normal

15

You cast ice storm as a 4th level spell centered on yourself.

16

You cast magic missile as a 5th level spell.

17

A tiny fey appears on your shoulder and proceeds to kink-shame you for the next 24 hours.

18

A tiny imp appears on your shoulder and verbally encourages your most perverted sexual appetites for the next 24 hours

19

You cast reduce on yourself.

20

You can take one additional action immediately.

21

Ill omen falls upon you. When making an ability check, attack roll, or saving throw, the DM may force you to reroll and take the lower result.

22

You cast confusion centered on yourself.

23

You cast hold person on a creature within 20 feet. If you choose no creature, you cast it on yourself. It lasts for the maximum duration without concentration.

24

For the next hour, the only words you can speak or write in any language are “Fuck Me”

25

For the next minute, you regain 5 hit points at the start of each of your turns.

26

Your tongue turns silver. You speak and understand all languages for one hour.

27

A magical seal appears above your genitals. For the next 1d6 days, you automatically succeed on climax saving throws.

28

You grow a long beard made of feathers that remains until you sneeze, at which point the feathers explode out from your face.

29

A powerful fey appears at a point within 20 ft of you and demands to be brought to climax. If you fail to fulfil their request, they cast bestow curse upon you. If you succeed, they may grant you some form of boon or aid.

30

Your clothes magically transform to resemble a sexy maid’s outfit. For the next 24 hours, you feel the magical compulsion to cook and clean, after which your clothes return to normal

31

You cast Arcane Eye. The magical sensor appears within 10 ft a creature currently engaged in sexual intercourse, regardless of range, and projects it’s observations 5 ft in front of you for all to see

32

For the next minute, creatures within 30 feet of you gain 5 temporary hit points at the start of your turn. These hitpoints do not stack.

33

You cast grease centered on yourself.

34

Your hair turns bright pink

35

The air charges with magic. Creatures have disadvantage on saving throws against the first spell you cast against them in the next minute that involves a saving throw.

36

A small rainstorm of flexible dildos falls on you, striking you for 1d4 bludgeoning damage. The dildos disappear shortly after falling to the ground.

37

You infuse creatures with magic. Creatures of your choice within 30 feet of you have advantage against the next effect that involves a saving throw.

38

Each creature within 30 feet of you takes 1d10 necrotic damage. You regain hit points equal to the sum of all necrotic damage dealt.

39

You encase yourself in a block of earth that fills all 5-foot spaces surrounding you. If a creature is in a space where the earth appears, they are pushed to the nearest unoccupied space. Each 5-foot section of the black has 20 HP, AC 17.

40

An eye appears on your forehead for the next hour. During that time, you have advantage on perception checks that rely on sight. Your Passive Perception score increases by 5 for that time.

41

A burst of color erupts from you. Each creature within 30 feet of you heals 3d10 hit points, except you.

42

For the next minute, all your spells with a casting time of 1 action have a casting time of 1 bonus action.

43

Each creature within 20 ft of you must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or become hyper aroused for 1d4 rounds

44

Even the lightest touch thrills your mind with mental pleasure. You gain an extra 1d6 psychic stimulation whenever you gain stimulation form a physical source.

45

You cast mirror image.

46

Your teleport up to 60 feet to an unoccupied space of your choice that you can see.

47

For the next minute, any spell you cast that costs one action allows you to immediately fly 15 feet via magic winds that carry you briefly and deposit you on a surface. This movement does not provoke attacks of opportunity.

48

You are transported to the Astral Plane until the end of your next turn, after which you reappear in the same or nearest unoccupied space.

49

You cast misty step, arriving at your chosen location in a burst of delicious foods.

50

Maximize the damage of the next damaging spell you cast within the next minute.

51

Icy power swirls around you. For the next minute, you may cast ray of frost as a bonus action.

52

You fall prone and sleep for the next minute. When you wake you gain the benefits of a Short Rest.

53

Your next damaging spell cast within the next minute creates a spectral force that knocks the target(s) prone.

54

1d6 flumphs controlled by the DM appear in unoccupied spaces within 60 feet of you. They vanish after 1 minute.

55

You Grow Animal Ears and a tail. For the next 24 hours, your speech is magically altered to include cute animal noises and puns, after which the tail and ears disappear

56

For the next hour, you leave a trail of flowers, fungi, and moss wherever you step.

57

You regain 2d10 hit points.

58

You switch positions with a creature of your choice within 60 feet in a puff of smoke.

59

14 werewolves appear at random points within 30 ft of you. They are fully erect and violently horny

60

You cast grasping vine.

61

For the next minute, you can teleport up to 20 feet as a bonus action on each of your turns.

62

For the next minute, you are moved 5 feet in a random direction at the end of each of your turns.

63

You cast levitate on yourself.

64

For the next hour, you can walk on walls and ceilings.

65

A unicorn controlled by the DM appears in a space within 5 feet of you, then disappears 1 minute later.

66

A loud voice narrates your thoughts and actions for the next minute. It can be heard clearly from up to 100 feet away.

67

You can’t speak for the next minute. Whenever you try, pink bubbles float out of your mouth.

68

You cry uncontrollably for the next minute. Whenever you try to speak, you hiccup wildly and snot shoots from your nose.

69

A spectral shield hovers near you for the next minute, granting you a +2 bonus to AC and immunity to magic missile.

70

You cast Time Stop. Sexual acts you perform while under the effects of this spell do not cause the spell to end

71

A banana appears on your shoulder for the next minute. While holding the banana in your hand or mouth, you gain a +2 bonus to all saving throws.

72

Up to four creatures of your choice within 60 feet are knocked prone by a mysterious force.

73

A modron chosen and controlled by the DM appears in an unoccupied space within 5 feet of you, it returns to Mechanus after 1 minute.

74

You can speak with small animals for 1 hour. Birds and critters seek you to tell you random secrets they’ve acquired.

75

A Ghost appears at a point within 5 ft of you and proceeds to perform oral sex on you for the next minute, or until you climax

76

You regain your lowest-level expended spell slot.

77

Your eyes glow like multicolored lanterns for the next 24 hours.

78

For the next minute, you must shout when you speak.

79

You cast entangle centered on yourself.

80

You cast fog cloud centered on yourself.

81

You cast suggestion on yourself and your nearest ally. The suggestion is to kiss

82

You create a burst of psychic feedback to yourself and one other creature within 60 feet. The creature takes 6d6 psychic damage and you are stunned until the end of your next turn.

83

Up to three creatures of your choice within 30 feet of you take 4d10 lightning damage.

84

An illusory copy of your appears. At the start of your next turn, it runs to the nearest creature you regard as an enemy within 60 feet and explodes, dealing 3d10 force damage in a 20 foot radius. If there is no enemy, it runs to you.

85

A random creature within 30 feet is charmed by you until the end of your next turn.

86

Each creature within 30 feet of you becomes invisible for the next minute. The invisibility ends on a creature when it attacks or casts a spell.

87

You cast detect thoughts. This lasts for 1 hour and you do not need to concentrate to maintain the effect. After the spells normal duration, each time you use your action to focus, you take 1d6 psychic damage.

88

You cast web.

89

You become invisible for the next minute. During that time, other creatures can’t hear you. The invisibility ends if you attack or cast a spell.

90

Your learn a random 1st level spell.

91

If you die within the next minute, you immediately become the target of the reincarnate spell.

92

You become athletic. You have advantage on all strength, constitution, and dexterity checks for the next minute.

93

Your size increases by one category for the next minute.

94

You and all creatures within 30 feet of you gain vulnerability to all physical damage for the next minute.

95

A portal to your genitals appears on a random surface within 1000 miles. The portal lasts for 24 hours, and can be used to perform sexual acts

96

Reroll, and you may spend 1 sorcery point to move one space up or down this table from the rolled result. You may pay this multiple times.

97

You are surrounded by faint, ethereal music for the next minute.

98

A pillar of wild magic explodes from you, and you regain all expended sorcery points.

99

You cast greater restoration on yourself and regain all lost hit points.

100

You violently climax in a burst of magical energy, regaining all expended spell slots.