Grimalkin Trinkets (1d50)

1d50 Result

1

A bicorne hat that is a foot deeper on the inside than it appears.

2

A book of long-forgotten laws, written in Old Woldish.

3

A brass thimble that turns water into milk.

4

A breggle tongue, still moist.

5

A cherry tart pilfered from the kitchen of a fairy noble.

6

A cloak fashioned from a hundred voles.

7

A copper coin that always lands on the same side when deliberately flipped.

8

A crimson feather from an enormous bird.

9

A dead crow that never rots.

10

A deck of playing cards that shuffles itself when left unattended.

11

A dried heart the size of an acorn.

12

A hairball coughed up by a famous grimalkin.

13

A handkerchief stained with the kiss of Queen Abyssinia.

14

A heart-shaped locket. Each time it’s opened, it contains a portrait of a different cat.

15

A human eye that dilates just before it rains.

16

A hundred-year-old note offering a favour in return for services rendered to a witch. Her descendants might be obligated to fulfil it.

17

A leaf from the tallest tree in Dolmenwood.

18

A letter begging you to aid a miller’s youngest child.

19

A live cockroach tied to a thin gold string. If the cockroach is removed or killed, a new one appears in its place when the sun rises.

20

A lucky tortoise shell.

21

A lute that is always out of tune in the morning and in tune in the evening.

22

A luxurious, gold-embroidered cushion.

23

A mouse skull on a string. (Allegedly, a mouse from the moon.)

24

A mushroom stolen from the head of a mossling.

25

A nightingale’s song, trapped in a locket.

26

A pair of boots that will never go out of fashion.

27

A pair of dice that, when rolled together, always total to nine.

28

A pink bow that cannot turn invisible under any circumstances.

29

A pocket watch that always tells you the correct time an hour ago.

30

A porcelain teacup with a salamander painted on the side. Warm liquids it holds never cool down.

31

A rabbit's foot that sporadically twitches.

32

A rat king in a sack. Each rat inside claims to be the “King of All Rats.”

33

A realistic mask of a human child.

34

A scroll depicting your royal lineage. Of dubious authenticity.

35

A set of keys on a golden ring, purloined from a noble.

36

A severed head of a sprite, dried and preserved.

37

A sewing needle, sized for a giant. (Treat as a dagger.)

38

A shard of cold iron, trapped in a glass sphere.

39

A single cat whisker, given to you as a sign of commitment.

40

A singular pipe, taken from a woodgrue’s pan flute.

41

A small vial containing a legendarily potent strain of catnip.

42

A tiny bell that makes no sound.

43

A trained, but not particularly smart, weasel.

44

A whistle that only dogs can’t hear.

45

A wolf's paw that bleeds when the wolf is thinking of you.

46

A wooden door the shape and size of a mouse.

47

An eyepatch, stained with old blood.

48

An ogre’s toenail, tough as steel. Its owner still lives.

49

Eyeglasses haunted by benign ghosts. Wearing the glasses allows you to see them.

50

One of a pair of bracelets made from braided mouse tails.