Grimalkin Adventurer

Result

Roll on "Grimalkin Names" (columns: 1) Roll on "Grimalkin Names" (columns: 2)

Background: Roll on "Grimalkin Backgrounds"
Trinket: Roll on "Grimalkin Trinkets"
Head:  Roll on "Grimalkin Looks and Personality" (columns: 1)
Demeanour: Roll on "Grimalkin Looks and Personality" (columns: 2)
Desires: Roll on "Grimalkin Looks and Personality" (columns: 3)
Face: Roll on "Grimalkin Looks and Personality" (columns: 4)
Dress: Roll on "Grimalkin Looks and Personality" (columns: 5)
Beliefs: Roll on "Grimalkin Looks and Personality" (columns: 6)
Fur: Roll on "Grimalkin Looks and Personality" (columns: 7)
Speech: Roll on "Grimalkin Looks and Personality" (columns: 8)

Subcharts

Grimalkin Names (d20)

d20 First Name Surname

1

Boots

Bobblewhisk

2

Fripple

Cottonsocks

3

Ginger

Flip-a-tail

4

Jack/Jill

Flippancy

5

Jaspy

Fluff-a-kin

6

Jasqueline

Grimalgrime

7

Kitty

Grinser

8

Lord/Lady

Lickling

9

Mogget

Milktongue

10

Moggle

Mogglin

11

Monsieur/Madame

Poppletail

12

Nibbles

Pouncemouse

13

Penny

Pusskin

14

Poppet

Ratbane

15

Prince/Princesss

Snuffle

16

Prissy

Tailwhisk

17

Tippsy

Tippler

18

Little

Whippletongue

19

Tomkin

Whipsy

20

Toppsy

Whiskers

Grimalkin Backgrounds (d20)

d20 Result

1

Alchemist's aide

2

Angler

3

Card-shark

4

Catnip brewer

5

Barber

6

Clothier

7

Duelist

8

Highway robber

9

Knifemaker

10

Libertine

11

Mariner

12

Pheasant poacher

13

Rat hunter

14

Spy

15

Stage magician

16

Swindler

17

Thespian

18

Trapper/furrier

19

Vole farmer

20

Weasel tamer

Grimalkin Trinkets (1d50)

1d50 Result

1

A bicorne hat that is a foot deeper on the inside than it appears.

2

A book of long-forgotten laws, written in Old Woldish.

3

A brass thimble that turns water into milk.

4

A breggle tongue, still moist.

5

A cherry tart pilfered from the kitchen of a fairy noble.

6

A cloak fashioned from a hundred voles.

7

A copper coin that always lands on the same side when deliberately flipped.

8

A crimson feather from an enormous bird.

9

A dead crow that never rots.

10

A deck of playing cards that shuffles itself when left unattended.

11

A dried heart the size of an acorn.

12

A hairball coughed up by a famous grimalkin.

13

A handkerchief stained with the kiss of Queen Abyssinia.

14

A heart-shaped locket. Each time it’s opened, it contains a portrait of a different cat.

15

A human eye that dilates just before it rains.

16

A hundred-year-old note offering a favour in return for services rendered to a witch. Her descendants might be obligated to fulfil it.

17

A leaf from the tallest tree in Dolmenwood.

18

A letter begging you to aid a miller’s youngest child.

19

A live cockroach tied to a thin gold string. If the cockroach is removed or killed, a new one appears in its place when the sun rises.

20

A lucky tortoise shell.

21

A lute that is always out of tune in the morning and in tune in the evening.

22

A luxurious, gold-embroidered cushion.

23

A mouse skull on a string. (Allegedly, a mouse from the moon.)

24

A mushroom stolen from the head of a mossling.

25

A nightingale’s song, trapped in a locket.

26

A pair of boots that will never go out of fashion.

27

A pair of dice that, when rolled together, always total to nine.

28

A pink bow that cannot turn invisible under any circumstances.

29

A pocket watch that always tells you the correct time an hour ago.

30

A porcelain teacup with a salamander painted on the side. Warm liquids it holds never cool down.

31

A rabbit's foot that sporadically twitches.

32

A rat king in a sack. Each rat inside claims to be the “King of All Rats.”

33

A realistic mask of a human child.

34

A scroll depicting your royal lineage. Of dubious authenticity.

35

A set of keys on a golden ring, purloined from a noble.

36

A severed head of a sprite, dried and preserved.

37

A sewing needle, sized for a giant. (Treat as a dagger.)

38

A shard of cold iron, trapped in a glass sphere.

39

A single cat whisker, given to you as a sign of commitment.

40

A singular pipe, taken from a woodgrue’s pan flute.

41

A small vial containing a legendarily potent strain of catnip.

42

A tiny bell that makes no sound.

43

A trained, but not particularly smart, weasel.

44

A whistle that only dogs can’t hear.

45

A wolf's paw that bleeds when the wolf is thinking of you.

46

A wooden door the shape and size of a mouse.

47

An eyepatch, stained with old blood.

48

An ogre’s toenail, tough as steel. Its owner still lives.

49

Eyeglasses haunted by benign ghosts. Wearing the glasses allows you to see them.

50

One of a pair of bracelets made from braided mouse tails.

Grimalkin Looks and Personality (d12)

d12 Head Demeanour Desires Face Dress Beliefs Fur Color Speech

1

Carefully sculpted quiff

Boastful

Become a crime lord

Bug-eyed

Cape and spurs

Catnip is poison to humans

Black

Adorable mewling

2

Dapper top hat

Fastidious and precise

Become fat eating rodents

Constantly looks surprised

Dandyish lace and silks

Consume mouse-flesh daily

Black and white

Conspiratorial whispering

3

Extravagant ear fur

Irreverently jocund

Build a secret palace

Copper, saucer-like eyes

Festooned with rat bones

Dreams are the true reality

Blue

Decadently fashionable

4

Floppy beret

Jittery and on edge

Build a sky ship to the moon

Extra fluffy cheeks

Jet black woolens

Evil rat realm underground

Brown tabby

Eloquent and poetic

5

Floppy ear

Loose with money

Commune with lost cat gods

Extravagantly long whiskers

Long gloves and chaps

Human nobles serve Catland

Chocolate

Impertinent

6

Jaunty tricorn hat

Mercurial

Fame as a slayer of monsters

Flabby jowls

Long, colourful knitted scarf

Magic is fading

Ginger tabby

Languid

7

Plumed hat

Reckless swashbuckler

Found a cat nip distillery

Long, pointy snout

Pied doublet and breeches

Only eat raw meat

Iridescent

Manic

8

Pointy ear tufts

Self-indulgent preening

Infamy as a supreme gambler

Mostly mouth

Ratskin vest and breeches

The Cold Prince is long dead

Silver, fluffy

Meandering

9

Shaggy mane

Slumbersome

Inhabit Hoarblight Keep

Snaggle-toothed

Regal ermine cloak

The moon is ruled by mice

Totoiseshell

Mirthful and mocking

10

Spotted headscarf

Sneaky and larcenous

Live in exorbitant luxury

Snub nose

Shiny red boots

The Nag-Lord adores cats

Violet

Purring

11

Torn ear

Snobbish gourmet

Marry into human nobility

Flashing silver eyes

Smart tweed

Vegetables harm the health

White, spiky

Sycophantic

12

Unrealistically large

Tipsy and frolicsome

Steal the Duke's jewels

Tongue pokes out

Tassels and fringes

War is brewing in fairy

White, fluffy

Willfully abstruse


Citation
Dolmenwood Player's Guide. Necrotic Gnome, 2024.